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Did all that seriously just happen?
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Which? The alien part,
the super villain part,
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or the magic part?
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Any of it. All of it.
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And now's not the time for ice cream.
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Mmm, situations like this
are exactly the time for ice cream.
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What now?
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We're both students of science,
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so let's follow the scientific method.
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Examine the facts and make conclusions.
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{\an8}Groot, a tree alien,
brought a warning from space
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{\an8}that you couldn't translate,
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then Baron Mordo and AIM
came to capture him.
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weird!
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we need alien translating help
from a magician
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with the totally accurate name
of Doctor Strange,
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so Miles went to get him.
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wizards are a real thing now.
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Baron Mordo
banished Strange and Miles
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to who knows where,
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then captured Groot and teleported away.
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we gotta rescue our friend
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from a bearded weirdo.
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Ah! My brain hurts.
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I know. This is crazy!
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Ah, no, brain freeze.
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Ugh, this hazelnut
Hawkeye's-cream is great,
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but, ugh, it leaves
weird particles in my teeth.
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That's it. Weird particles.
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Uh, I'm not following.
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Oh, Mordo's teleportation must've expended
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some form of energy,
weird particles, as it were.
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But any traces would have
already dissipated.
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Did your armor's scanners pick up
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what was happening at the time?
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Not-Tony, review my armor's scan history.
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Did Mordo give off
any unusual energy signatures?
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NOT-TONY: It was all unusual energy.
Hold on.
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Scan history reveals
unidentified particle bursts
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when he teleported.
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SPIDER-MAN: Can you use
the Stark satellite
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to find the same energy signature
anywhere else on Earth?
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NOT-TONY: Good thinking, PJs.
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Looks like traces are showing
at an uncharted island
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a few miles offshore.
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Hey, look at that.
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We just science'd ourselves some magic.
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That's where AIM must have
teleported with Groot.
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Huh, and you thought
ice cream was a bad idea.
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So, how are we getting there?
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I hope this is fun for you!
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Whoa!
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Oh. Completely under control.
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Maybe we made a mistake.
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Doesn't look like anything's out here.
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NOT-TONY: Care to update
your hypothesis, kid?
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My blasts are doing nothing!
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How tough are these things?
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Not tough enough!
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Hulk!
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SPIDER-MAN: Thanks, Big Green.
I totally know him.
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Funny, 'cause I don't know you.
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Who the Hulk are you?
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Gnarly. Interconnected poly-mesh build.
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{\an8}And yet, I utterly bashed it.
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I so, so, so rule.
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Hulk, did you do something
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with your hair, face, vocabulary?
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I get it. You know Banner.
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He's cool, but... Come on!
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Spider-Man, meet Amadeus Cho.
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He's in the Avengers intern program, too.
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I'm sure you've heard of me.
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Seventh smartest person in the world.
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Nice to meet you, Bug-man.
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Ah, Spider-Man, actually.
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Same diff.
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Did you follow us, Cho?
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Yep, you were missing when I came
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to take my shift at the tower.
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Based on the trail of clues you guys left,
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I figure we need to smash some AIM heads,
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bring your banished friends back,
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and rescue a small alien life-form.
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Am I right?
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Wait, how do you know all that?
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Seventh smartest person? Keep up.
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Good news, this thing is very old-school.
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It's not wirelessly connected
to any other systems,
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so AIM still doesn't know we're here.
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Nice, I like a surprise party.
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The island's center
has the densest foliage.
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That's the most likely place
for a hidden base.
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What are you doing?
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Leading. It's what a leader does.
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SPIDER-MAN: Ugh.
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What'd you call this place again?
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We've been transported
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to a twisted mirror version
of our reality.
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Think of it as a Negative New York.
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What, like the traffic is great,
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but the pizza's terrible?
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Good one, right?
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Up top.
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Don't leave me hanging, Doc.
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Yes! See? Your cloak gets it.
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Jeez, Doctor Grumpy-pants,
it's not my fault
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your baron buddy abracadabra'd
us to wherever this place is.
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A pocket dimension?
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The Unknown Realms
are beyond the understanding of science.
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Right, but seriously.
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I was like you once.
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As a surgeon, I believed science
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could explain everything in the universe.
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Then I was injured in a way
that medical science could not heal.
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Magic, however, did.
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There are some things
that science just cannot do.
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Wait.
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We passed the Daily Bugle
building already.
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How can it be in front of us again?
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Hmm.
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And this reality is a closed loop,
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and it's causing some kind of
magical interference,
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which must be why I haven't been able
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to reopen the portal we came through.
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Are you saying we're stuck here?
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Let's just say you better not have
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any exciting plans for tonight
back on Earth.
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Actually, I'm betting
that's not a problem.
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Ouch!
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Is there a spell that'll make
you more chill to hang with?
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Not that I've ever found, no.
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You said you had
a hard time making friends,
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but it seems like you got a whole tower
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that's a teenage superhero party.
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One that I wasn't invited to.
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Just because
the other interns and I
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have one thing in common,
doesn't mean we're BFFs.
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It's somewhere to start, right?
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Look, I'm driven.
I prioritize my work.
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That turns people off,
but it also makes me me.
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I can't just turn off who I am.
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SPIDER-MAN: Of course not,
but you might have more in common
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with the other interns than you think.
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Nice.
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Through applied chaos theory,
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I've leadership'ed us to a clue.
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SPIDER-MAN: Is that Avengers
intern speak for "oops"?
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Give me sonar echo analysis, Not-T.
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NOT-TONY: A deep vent
could be running the length of the island.
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Might be access tunnels
to an underground base.
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Only one way to find out.
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Ugh.
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We might have to be
a little more subtle
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if we're gonna sneak inside
a hidden AIM base.
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Hulks don't do subtle. We do smash.
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Fine, I'll do subtle.
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And I'll be the best at it.
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Starting now.
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Leadership!
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Oh, put X in the center square.
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Do not fraternize with the specimen, fool.
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You're a guest in this lab, Mordo.
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Show some respect.
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Bah, so-called Scientist Supreme or not,
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you need to understand
that AIM provides me
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minor assistance only.
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The sorcery of Baron Mordo
will conquer the day.
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If your parlor tricks could do this alone,
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you'd have already succeeded.
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This specimen's biology
can only be unlocked by science.
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Power-up phase complete.
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Activate.
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I am Groot.
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Excellent. A portion
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of the specimen's essential nature
has been extracted.
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Move to phase two.
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I'm the one who can
scan tunnels. I should be up front.
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Why do you think you're the leader, Cho?
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Well, one,
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I'm the aforementioned seventh smartest.
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And two, I've been an Avenger intern
longer than you.
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By one day. This is my mission.
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Cool it, guys.
We're finally getting somewhere.
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I'm surprised there aren't
any booby traps.
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Oh, why do I say things like that?
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This section's reinforced.
I can't smash through!
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I notice neither one of you
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is claiming to be the leader anymore.
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Well, we're all about to be
a lot closer friends.
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With jokes like that,
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I wish these walls
would just squish us already.
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Riri, there must be a gear assembly
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causing the walls to move.
Can you locate it?
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Hey, got something!
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Even if that's where
the gears are, so what?
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I told you it's reinforced.
I can't pound through.
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But you can pry it open
a little bit, right?
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That's all I need.
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Hold on.
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Fast thinking, Spidey.
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It's not over yet. Take cover!
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My webs held the engine in place,
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but all that force had to go somewhere,
so, boom.
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Thank you, physics.
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Impressive for a bug.
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Maybe one day you'll even
become a leader like me.
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Ugh, why is this leader thing
so important to you both?
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It's weird.
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When I'm leading,
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at least I know where I stand with people.
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And everyone assumes being
a Hulk means I'm a bonehead.
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I like to show that I'm
more than just a clumsy ox.
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Listen, we're at our best
when we work together
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like just now.
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Ironheart, you located the mechanism.
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Cho, you made the hole.
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And you did all the "thwip, thwip."
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Right, so maybe we worry less
about who the leader is
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and focus on working together
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to get my friend Groot out of here alive.
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Got a fault in section four
with the gear assembly.
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Surprised anything
in this old base works at all.
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Should I check it out?
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Yes, and take a couple
of other agents with you,
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just in case.
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Meltwid teamstride dire usse!
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Mordo, AIM has put considerable resources
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into this project. We expect results.
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And you will have them, but your science
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has not given me enough.
I need more from the specimen.
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Initiate another extraction.
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Huh?
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What are they doing to Groot?
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That's it. Smash time.
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But what if Mordo just banishes you
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like he did Doctor Strange and Miles?
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What we need here is...
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I swear, if you say "subtlety"...
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Stop, maybe Groot can rescue himself
and get up to us.
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Huh?
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Mmm, mmm.
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SPIDER-MAN: That's gotta be
the release button.
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I am Groot!
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Hey, my ice cream!
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Huh? Oh.
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Oh!
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Idiots, keep a better eye on him.
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He could have hit the release button.
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Oh.
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Well, so much for that idea.
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Just reached my daily steps.
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Cho, I think we need new costumes.
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Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
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Look, I'm a scientist.
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Maybe I can help you get us out of here.
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We're talking some form of energy, right?
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Again, we're in a realm of sorcery.
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You need to think of science and mysticism
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as separate worlds.
261
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,433
Speaking of things that are
supposed to be separate,
262
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,436
Oscorp shouldn't be that close
to the Daily Bugle, right?
263
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,527
By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth,
264
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,779
Negative New York is shrinking.
265
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,741
Fun shrinking like Ant-Man
or bad shrinking like...
266
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,121
The second one.
267
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,000
Oh, man.
268
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,170
This costume just can't
contain my awesomeness.
269
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,257
SPIDER-MAN: It's okay.
There's something else I need you to do,
270
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,551
and you're going to like it.
271
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:25,013
Meltwid teamstride dire usse!
272
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Results Mordo,
273
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,228
or is your hocus pocus
all just mumbo jumbo?
274
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,729
Of course not.
275
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,858
My work is now complete
as you will soon see.
276
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,609
Look out below!
277
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,698
The Hulk... A Hulk!
278
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,582
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, the world's
seventh smartest person
279
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:54,334
is probably the world's first best
at creating diversions.
280
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,795
Guess it sometimes pays to be unsubtle.
281
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,506
Muscles can't help you
against the Scientist Supreme,
282
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,091
you mindless monster!
283
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,843
Mindless? Ugh.
284
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,222
Unshielded cabling? How is that supreme?
285
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,934
Makes it so easy to do this... Feedback!
286
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,440
Mindless, huh?
287
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,359
This Hulk's brains
are as big as his muscles.
288
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,702
Oafs, what are you doing?
289
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,913
You could have freed the specimen.
290
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,957
SPIDER-MAN:
Sorry, I was just, um,
291
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:37,669
powering up the tool for, um, wizarding?
292
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,966
Spider-Man, you dare defy me?
293
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,801
That's what this looks like, huh?
294
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,429
Huh?
295
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,058
Huh?
296
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,560
Huh? I am Groot. I am Groot!
297
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,982
I am Golem!
298
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,196
Whoa, all we need now is a tire swing.
299
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,949
Wow, flaming magic tree dudes?
300
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,952
So awesome, but also not awesome!
301
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,872
Look with awe upon my wood golems,
302
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,124
monster children of science and magic
303
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,044
here to bend the will
of the Earth to my bidding!
304
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:23,090
But first, they shall destroy you!
305
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,800
Science and magic combined,
306
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,261
and I didn't bring my wand
or my microscope!
307
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:31,223
I am Golem!
308
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,352
My wood golem army
will be your doom!
309
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,772
What, these walking campfires?
310
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,487
Hey, what are you, a tree hugger?
311
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,118
Guys, hear that? I said "tree hugger."
312
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,494
That's gold!
313
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,706
Please, even my jokes are better.
314
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,041
- Are they though?
- Wow.
315
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,877
Ahhh!
316
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,630
I am Golem! I am Golem!
317
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,716
I am Golem!
318
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:10,429
Wait, they aren't after me.
They're after ice cream!
319
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,432
Looks like you weirdos
got more than just powers from Groot.
320
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,309
NOT-TONY: What are you doing, kiddo?
321
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,853
You'll send a dangerous
energy surge into the...
322
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,689
- Oh, I get it.
- Spidey, duck!
323
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,112
Your wood golems are now
toothpick golems, Mordo.
324
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,993
Half-alien, half-magic,
my creations are unstoppable!
325
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,876
And I was really hoping
that was gonna work.
326
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:44,463
From the Book of Vishanti,
327
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,882
I cast the reversal spell of Zartog.
328
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,011
Ugh, another failure.
329
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,056
Dude, I can help.
Just tell me how this works.
330
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,766
Ugh, fine.
331
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,477
This realm is drawing together
due to a contraction
332
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,396
from bands of unseen, but powerful magic.
333
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,482
Interference caused by that contraction
334
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,235
is blocking my ability
to reopen the portal.
335
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,695
And these bands of unseen magic
336
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,531
are just streams of energy?
337
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,282
So, if we disrupt them for a second,
338
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,952
that should give you time
to cast your spell, right?
339
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,995
Yes, but how would we do that?
340
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,040
You forgot about
my electro-sting power, Doc.
341
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,834
Electricity is a force of science.
342
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,544
It's incompatible with magic.
343
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:24,837
Look, mystical or not,
344
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,005
I've studied high-intensity
energy reactions,
345
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,550
and I know they can be
interrupted by electricity.
346
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,969
Shouldn't we try making
science and magic interact?
347
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,818
You have to let me try.
Show me where to jolt.
348
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,283
There, at the node where several bands
349
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,326
of mystical energy intersect.
350
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,620
Be ready with the spell.
351
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,164
I can't hold my sting for long.
352
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,047
Illata, kala't'na-septara!
353
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,263
Did it work?
354
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,807
This isn't, like,
a Double Negative New York, is it?
355
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,268
By Agamotto's Eye, it did work.
356
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,562
I... I stand corrected.
357
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,773
Stephen Strange? No!
358
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487
Mordo's the one who banished us,
359
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,449
so the reversal spell took us
directly to his location.
360
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,451
Wood golems?
361
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,746
What twisted horrors
have you been committing here?
362
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,789
Allow me to show you firsthand!
363
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,668
Miles, great to see you.
364
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,462
Where does that portal lead to?
365
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:51,048
- Nowhere positive.
- Perfect!
366
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,218
Ironheart, Cho, push the
golems into that portal!
367
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,352
Not having luck with
the lumberjack routine over here!
368
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,814
Spidey,
we're losing our chance!
369
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,735
Wait. The ice cream!
370
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,321
Ironheart, the ice cream
from those ice cream machines.
371
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,948
Can you holo-project it?
372
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:19,409
Yeah, but why would... Oh.
373
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,870
Huh?
374
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,000
I am Golem.
375
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,837
I am Golem.
376
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,717
My wonderful monsters!
377
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,972
MUFFLED GROWL)
378
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,267
SPIDER-MAN: You're free!
379
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,561
Now you can grab
all the ice cream you want.
380
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,688
I am Groot!
381
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,356
Aw, you're welcome, Groot.
382
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:52,734
- Gotta admit...
- Ow!
383
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,278
We make a pretty good team
384
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,072
even without me as the obvious leader.
385
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,365
Hey, and, uh...
386
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,284
Wow, I'm terrible at this.
387
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:05,163
Maybe we could hang sometime,
like, not as interns.
388
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,749
Great idea, especially since
389
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,169
no one ever asked me to be an intern.
390
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,297
NOT-TONY: PJs, the intern program
is for heroes in training.
391
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,215
Oh, I'm well aware of what it is.
392
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,426
NOT-TONY: Well, that's my point.
You don't need it.
393
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,052
You're already a hero, kid.
394
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,513
Oh, thanks.
395
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,560
AIM and Mordo will be secure in our cells
396
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,061
until the Avengers get back
397
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,813
from whatever space mission they're on.
398
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,273
Perfect timing, Ironheart.
399
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,608
I think Doctor Strange
400
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,276
has almost accessed Groot's message.
401
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,612
Silence, please.
402
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,245
Spider-Man, this is Star-Lord...
403
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,872
Yes, the Star-Lord.
404
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,832
I have urgent, vital,
world-threatening info
405
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,834
for you that you need
to act on immediately
406
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,336
in less than 24 hours,
407
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,088
because the Symbiotes
are headed for Earth!
408
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,549
Web-head, you're pretty much
the only guy on your planet
409
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,468
who's ever dealt with these aliens before.
410
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,678
Venom, you called yours,
I think, whatever.
411
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,764
Well, now a whole load
of them are on the way.
412
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,807
You're like,
"No sweat,
413
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,476
"Star-Lord will save us, he's cool."
414
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,062
And usually, you'd be right, but look,
415
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,689
this time, buddy, I'm not gonna make it,
416
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,317
and protecting the Earth is all on you.
417
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,860
Good luck.
418
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,820
Groot, get that message to Spider-Man.
419
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,614
No distractions, promise?
420
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:21,865
I am Groot.
421
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,701
I am Groot!
422
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,539
SPIDER-MAN: A Symbiote invasion is coming,
423
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,375
and we're the Earth's only defense.
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