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{\an8}Nope. Y'all need to get on somewhere else.
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This bus is out of...
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{\an8}Do you even know how to drive a bus?
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{\an8}Uh, it's just like a big car, right?
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Bank robbers, 12 o'clock.
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12 o'clock?
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{\an8}I go away for one week
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and you start talking
like Captain America?
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SPIDER-MAN: Too formal?
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Then let's try a little bit
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- of the old swing and sting.
- Classic.
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SPIDER-MAN: Hello.
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Looks like you guys
got a bug on your windshield.
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Surprise!
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Ta-da!
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There we go. A reminder to the police
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to press charges for bank robbery.
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And for clearly driving
without a bus license.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Team-up, team-up
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Who is awesome and having a team-up?
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So, you sing now?
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Working together puts me in a great mood.
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Come on, I've barely seen
you, Gwen, or Anya
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since your started
going on your college tours.
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But it sounds like
things haven't been boring without us.
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Now, let me get this straight.
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Max is temporarily suspended
from Horizon High?
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Yeah, for working
on the V-252 Symbiote again.
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Dr. Connors wants him permanently out.
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The yearbook's sure gonna be filled
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with some strange memories this year.
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You gotta
start looking past school.
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I know you're busy as Spider-Man,
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but think about your future.
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Life after Horizon.
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Well, in our immediate future,
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I'm thinking... that I'm late!
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Aunt May invited our new neighbor over,
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and May is not so much
with the being late.
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Um, bye?
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Mask, pants, shirt.
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If Aunt May's ice-cream
cake melts before I...
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Peter, are you coming down?
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What's taking so long?
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Uh, be right there!
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What was that?
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I am Groot!
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Groot?
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{\an8}How long have you been in there?
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And what did you see?
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- Huh?
- I am Groot.
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What did you say, Peter?
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- I am...
- Uh, I said,
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I am scoot... ing...
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downstairs. Just one minute.
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I need you to be quiet and hide
so my aunt doesn't see you.
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There's no way I can explain
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why I have a tree alien in my closet.
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I am Groot!
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Spider-Man, this is Star-Lord.
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Yes, the Star-Lord.
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I have urgent, vital,
world-threatening info
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for you that you must act on immediately,
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in less than 24 hours...
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What? What urgent info?
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Why does Star-Lord
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always use tech older
than Aunt May's flip phone?
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- I am Groot!
- Peter.
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- Ah!
- We have a guest.
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Stop. That is not a toy.
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Whoa.
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Where's the fire, tiger?
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Peter, this is Mary Jane Watson,
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Anna's niece. Anna's running late.
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Actually, everyone calls me MJ.
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Uh, I am Groot. Uh... Peter. I'm Peter.
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Why don't we go to the kitchen
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and talk over homemade ice-cream cake?
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No! Uh, um, no.
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I have a better idea.
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Why don't we all go to the couch instead,
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and look at my baby pictures?
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Why would Mary Jane want to see those?
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Uh, why wouldn't she? Babies are cute.
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Everybody loves babies.
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But Peter, that's kind of weird.
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Yep. Definitely the weirdest thing
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happening in this house
right now.
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Look, a young Senor Trunks. Aw.
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Senor Trunks?
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Huh? Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I think I need a glass of water.
I'm parched.
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Oh. Uh...
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Groot, you are killing me here.
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Ooh. I am Groot!
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Peter, what did you do to the cake?
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Uh, it just looked so good,
I, uh, had to eat it right away.
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Hey, what's that thing?
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Huh? I can explain.
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I think it's called a fork.
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You might want to use one next time.
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Oh, no.
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There's a boring
emergency at Horizon High.
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Really nice to meet you, MJ.
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I am Groot!
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Miles, I really need your help.
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot.
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Oh, this can't be good.
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Groot here is an alien friend.
Literally all he says is...
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I am Groot.
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Which means something different
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if you understand
his language, which I don't.
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So, he isn't Groot?
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No, he is Groot, but also, to humans,
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his language only sounds like
he's saying, "I am Groot."
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I am Groot?
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So, he could be saying,
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"Why can't you people understand me?"
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Or, "Miles, your dancing skills
are known across the galaxy."
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Uh, yeah, exactly.
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He brought a tape recorder
with an urgent, vital message
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that we have to act on immediately, but,
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well, he's currently wearing it.
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Groot came all the way from outer space,
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but uses cassette tapes?
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Oh, you have no idea.
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I need your help
to decode Groot's language
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so he can tell us what was on the tape.
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Oh, I can't. I have a date later.
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A date? You?
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Kidding.
I'm never doing anything.
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This universal translator
is the best thing we have
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at Horizon to turn
Groot-speak into English.
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I am Groot.
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Okay, "I am Groot" translates into...
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"I am Groot."
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Ooh, oh, okay. Three words. Got it.
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Ugh. He's gonna do charades
for "I am Groot," isn't he?
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Ugh, don't know why
I didn't think of this earlier.
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He can literally draw
what the urgent message is.
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If Horizon can't do it,
Tony Stark has to be able to.
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Mr. Stark, great.
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We could really use
some Iron Man help right now.
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Oof, you're 0-2, kid.
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I'm Not Tony, and this isn't Iron Man.
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Code name's Ironheart.
And you must be Spider-Man.
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Uh, Spider-Men?
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Ironheart?
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Am I not up on new Avengers or something?
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Technically, I'm an Avenger intern.
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There's an internship program?
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Why didn't anybody tell me about this?
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I applied last year.
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Dude, you have got to expand
your horizons.
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My real name's Riri.
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It's nice to meet you.
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If that voice of Tony Stark
coming from your armor
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isn't Tony, who is it?
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I told you, PJs, I'm Not Tony.
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Yeah, but who are you?
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Not Tony.
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I am so confused.
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He's my AI system.
His name is literally Not Tony
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'cause he's not Tony.
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Maybe I can help you.
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This is Groot.
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We need Stark tech
to decode an urgent message.
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I am Groot.
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Wow. A real alien life form.
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What... Hey! You can't just...
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I've always wanted to examine an alien.
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We need to alert the Space Administration.
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Not Tony, put in a call.
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He doesn't need to be studied.
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He needs to be translated.
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Here's something rarely said.
Spider-Man has a point.
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I'm just following protocol.
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Besides, we don't have
an alien language translator at the tower,
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but the Space Administration might.
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So, call, and until they get here,
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I'll see if this little guy...
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Groot's not a science experiment.
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We need to understand his language.
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Oh, they got here fast.
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We're from Space Administration.
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We received a call from this location.
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Yes, sirs. We encountered
this alien and...
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SPIDER-MAN: And we need you
to translate his language.
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Can you guys do that?
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Check your scans, kiddo.
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What? What was that for?
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These people aren't who they say they are.
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Our cover is compromised.
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- AIM agents?
- Give us the alien. Now!
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I am Groot.
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I have no idea what you just said,
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but I totally agree.
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Hand over the alien.
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Sorry, guys.
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They tapped our call
to the Space Administration.
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You're sorry?
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I almost handed Groot over
to these evil scientists.
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Can you two try to out-apologize
each other later?
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Not a good time.
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The alien. Now!
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We heard you the first time,
and here's our answer.
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You built this suit.
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Are you trying to break it, too?
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Don't need your judging
while I'm fighting, Not Tony.
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Watch your aim.
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And I mean that
in two different ways, Riri.
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'Cause you're aiming and
they're from... Never mind.
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Who programmed you to make bad word-play?
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You know, you can go away.
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Ugh. I wanted him off. Not in French.
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It's too dangerous out here.
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Time for you to go play hide-and-seek.
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I am Groot.
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Where's the little guy?
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SPIDER-MAN: I made sure he got to safety.
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I am Groot!
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Sacre bleu.
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Follow that alien!
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Stick around, guys.
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That little sapling belongs to us.
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I tracked the Iron Man boot over here.
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Great.
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A toddler alien
with a short attention span
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on the loose in New York City.
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We can still track him by
his unique energy signature.
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You did do a spectro-analysis
of his DNA, right?
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Yes.
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No. Was I supposed to?
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Well, it would've been massively helpful.
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We were busy trying
to decode his urgent message,
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which we're running out of time to do.
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Oops.
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Forgot I put Not Tony in French.
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Finally. I can't believe
not one of you took Francais.
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Listen, I finally got in contact
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with the Space Administration,
the real Space Administration.
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And they don't have a way to translate
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- Groot's language, either.
-
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So, no one can?
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I didn't say that.
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There's one person
who might be able to help us.
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Doctor Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme.
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That can't be real.
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You just made that name up.
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Strange is a master
of the mystic arts,
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and should have the ability
to translate languages
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from any place or dimension.
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We need him.
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We need Groot.
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Otherwise, we have nothing to translate.
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SPIDER-MAN: We need to do both,
or we'll run out of time.
263
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We'll find Groot.
264
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,220
Miles, you look for Doctor Weirdo.
265
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- Strange.
- Hmm? What did I say?
266
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,531
Do not tell me
you lost track of the alien.
267
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,366
I'm sorry, sir.
268
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,869
We encountered unexpected resistance.
269
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,705
As I've so often pointed out,
270
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,165
technology has its limitations.
271
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,794
I will track the alien
in a more effective manner.
272
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,880
But if you use your tracking spell,
273
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,132
won't that be problematic?
274
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:03,927
You fear a certain someone
will discover what we're doing?
275
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,180
I am not afraid of him.
276
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,557
Behold!
277
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Groot? Groot!
278
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,941
There's gotta be a more efficient way
279
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,151
to look for him than this.
280
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,778
Just have to keep
our eyes open for commotion.
281
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,071
A lot of commotion.
282
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,867
So, what program
are you and Miles a part of?
283
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:31,788
SPIDER-MAN: Program?
Oh, no, we're just friends with powers.
284
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,417
Hmm. I don't have
a whole lot of those.
285
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,127
Or any.
286
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,963
I don't have many friends without powers.
287
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,341
Having a personal life is hard, right?
288
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,259
I mean, when you're a superhero.
289
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,553
I try to spend as much time
with my friends as I can.
290
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,598
Because, well,
you never know how much time
291
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,308
you're gonna have with someone.
292
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,727
Yeah, tell me about it.
293
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,813
I, um, lost my stepdad.
294
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,273
In an accident.
295
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,200
SPIDER-MAN: I understand. I lost my uncle.
296
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,411
So, the way I see it,
if I've got these powers...
297
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,997
You should do whatever
you can to prevent anyone else
298
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,582
from losing someone they love?
299
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,460
Yeah. You and I might
have a lot in common.
300
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,587
Maybe we should start
our own program, huh?
301
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,172
"Friend with Powers."
302
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,052
That thing's a nightmare!
303
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,972
SPIDER-MAN: Groot's footprints. This way!
304
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,977
Ironheart, over here.
305
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,483
Ice cream. Groot loves ice cream.
306
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,531
I am Groot!
307
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,293
Well, this is the address
Phony Stark gave me.
308
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,795
But this does not look like the home
309
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,881
of a powerful sorcerer.
310
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,216
Or a home at all.
311
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,180
Ow.
312
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,809
Whoa. That's real magic.
313
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,902
Okay.
314
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,696
Who's a good magical, terrifying kitty?
315
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,741
You are. Please don't hurt me!
316
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,247
Of course. A guy named Doctor Strange
317
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,832
isn't gonna have a guard dog.
318
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,501
He has to have a nightmare cat.
319
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,838
Oh, man. First, an incomprehensible
alien shows up,
320
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,466
then AIM tries to blast us to smithereens,
321
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:52,554
and now I gotta fight an evil magic
panther protecting a sorcerer's house?
322
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,389
I hate Wednesdays!
323
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,309
Tell me more about this...
324
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,771
incomprehensible alien.
325
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,107
Huh?
326
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,613
I am Groot.
327
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,574
SPIDER-MAN: There you are.
328
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,243
Thanks for babysitting.
329
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,994
He wasn't too much trouble, was he?
330
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,288
You're is no position to make jokes.
331
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,292
Thanks for the opportunity
to test my new armor upgrade.
332
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,088
Hey, get back here.
333
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,299
You forgot to get defeated.
334
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,343
I am Groot!
335
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,179
Time for a ride, Groot.
336
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,515
I am Groot!
337
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,684
Serious question.
338
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,644
How do you guys
even tell each other apart?
339
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,563
Oh!
340
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,567
I really hope Miles found that wizard.
341
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,819
A sentence I didn't
think I would say today.
342
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,073
SPIDER-MAN: Um, are you doing this, Riri?
343
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,534
Yeah, suddenly I'm a magician.
344
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,286
Pick a number from one to ten.
345
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,246
No, I'm not doing this!
346
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:05,544
Greetings, pathetic so-called heroes.
347
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:09,131
I am the great sorcerer Baron Mordo.
348
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,803
I believe you're familiar
with my current cohorts...
349
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,723
AIM.
350
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:22,311
And this, of course, must be
the alien known as Groot.
351
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,645
Huh?
352
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,067
I am Groot.
353
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:34,156
AIM is working with a sorcerer?
354
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,366
There are way more than the zero sorcerers
355
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,701
I thought there were.
356
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,662
Isn't AIM supposed to be
strictly all about science?
357
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,164
I can hear you.
358
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,667
AIM and I have allied
for a singular purpose,
359
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,794
the capture of this unique
360
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,298
and soon-to-be very useful alien.
361
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,758
Mordo!
362
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,138
By the all-seeing Eye of Agamotto,
363
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,766
you will stand down.
364
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,227
No! Not now.
365
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,272
Guys, this is Doctor Strange,
and his name is totally accurate.
366
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,608
Listen to the outrageous things he says.
367
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,070
I summon the Winds of Watoomb!
368
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:14,571
See?
369
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,958
Right back into the fight.
370
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,751
I like your battle strategy, Spidey.
371
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,045
I like that you think I have a strategy.
372
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,133
Yo, Ironheart, wrecking ball!
373
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:54,528
I felt a disturbance
in Earth's mystical fields, Mordo.
374
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,990
Someone using a tracking spell
to follow an alien life-from.
375
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:01,118
When this young man
informed me of Groot's arrival,
376
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,745
I realized the only sorcerer
foolish enough
377
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:06,915
to hunt such a creature was you.
378
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,303
You think I didn't realize
you would discover me?
379
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,180
I do not fear you!
380
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,518
What are you
and these amoral scientists up to
381
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,147
that requires a flora creature
from Planet X?
382
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,566
You could never imagine
383
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,485
the severity of the plans I have laid!
384
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,031
Magic, aliens, and beating back AIM?
385
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,450
This will look so good
on our superhero resumes.
386
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,660
You have a superhero resume?
387
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,037
Is that a thing? Oh!
388
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,247
Can I put "funny quips"
down as a special skill?
389
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,790
You shouldn't lie on your resume.
390
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,459
Aw.
391
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,211
I'll grab Groot.
392
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,713
Wait! It's not safe!
393
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,511
By the seven rings of Raggadorr...
394
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,933
I banish thee to the Unknown Realms!
395
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,769
No!
396
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,566
Scanners aren't picking up
traces of either of them.
397
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,361
This is all for the greater good.
398
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,488
Mine.
399
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,115
Groot! Give him back.
400
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,455
Um, that went south real quick.
401
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,042
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah. Let's keep this
off our superhero resumes.
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