All language subtitles for I_Kissed_A_Boy_S02E03[_5779]

This programme contains
some strong language.

Previously - summer kicked off
and the Masseria quickly heated up...

What more could you want?

CHEERING

..Adam finally found his mojo
with his match, Ruben...

Can I just choose mine?

Ooh!
LAUGHTER

This is Callum.

Kissed him in front of everyone.
Marking my territory, aren't I?

..new boy Callum went
from distracted...

I, like, had my eye on you from
the beginning. Very good to know.

..to connected...

Reveal the name of the boy
you want to kiss. Jack.

..and Jordan B was feeling
the chemistry with Rory...

This could be a vibe.

..until a surprise spark
with the other Jordon...

I've never met anyone who's gone
through exactly what

I've gone through. Really? ..left
him with a huge kiss-off decision.

The boy left unkissed
will be leaving the Masseria.

My head is scrambled.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Standing on this wire

I feel like, on one hand,
I've got Rory,

who I find really attractive,
but on the other hand,

I also really like Jordan.
He makes me laugh.

We also have, like,
a deeper connection.

My decision feels impossible.

Jordan...

..reveal the name of
the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

Jordon.

SOS
by HYYTS

Oh, my God.

Jordan, what did it come down to?

At the end of the day,
I've come here for me

and I think Jordon can help me
in ways that maybe Rory can't.

And what is it that got you
totally interested?

Well, at first, it was,
like, damn! I mean...

But then when we did start speaking,

we did get to connect
on a deeper level

and I think it was quite
an emotional level as well, which...

Yeah. I don't really open up
to a lot of people like that.

So, that was a good cue for you

that you knew this is
something here? It was.

It was, Dannii. It was.
All right, give it up for these two.

They're going to join the love seat.

Rory, how are you feeling?

If they get along better,
if there's things that I can't do

for Jordan that Jordon can do for
Jordan, then that's completely...

That's fine. That's just
the way it is.

You've found a great group of
friends. Yeah, they're lovely.

Didn't find a man but...

You're gorgeous! And there will be
someone out there for you.

Of course. Boys, bring it in
and give Rory some love.

Hope Is A Heartache
by LEON

Oh, I love you all. Rory!

I don't want you to go.
Oh, it's OK, it's all right.

Someone had to go.

I absolutely adore every
single last prick in there.

I love every single one of them.

Right, boys, I'm going to creep
in and break this up.

Let's go. Say goodbye!

Bye! They love you a lot.
Love yous all so much.

Love yous all so much.
See you later. Bye.

I have the highest of hopes
for myself. My man is out there.

Let's have a little drinky poos.

Oh, and just like that,
we say goodbye to our first boy.

And he's clearly left his mark
on the Masseria.

To Rory.

To Rory!

We love you so much, Rory. Love you!
Love you, Rory!

Jordan B sent Rory home,

and I really liked Rory.

And I also felt like they were
a better match, to be honest.

I just feel really sad.
Like, I really liked Rory

and that just... It just made me
really upset.

Hmm. I'm not sure that's what
Jordan B wants to hear right now.

But there is someone who's not mad
about his decision.

SING—I've got a new man!

Ha-ha! I actually do got a new man,

so we're going to have to literally
see where this is going now.

Well, I'm happy, just so you know.
Well, I'm happy too. I'm happy.

Well, if you're happy, then I'm
happy. I'm happy to get to know you.

Oh No - He Said What?
by Nothing But Thieves

Definitely a good kisser.
Oh, zero notes.

That hurts a lot. Yeah.
But I am really happy you turned.

Did you think I was going to?

No.

I'm, like, very, very,
very relieved.

And it's also shown me

that he is, like, interested
in me now,

and it's kind of made me feel
at ease slightly,

but I think he needs
to give me more attention.

He needs to take on some of
my weight now, I think, as well.

I don't know where it's going.
Yeah. I don't know where it's going.

Same. I don't know either.
Because I also want to have fun.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, completely.

And I want to get to know you on,
like, a fun level. Mm-hm.

It's also about, like, building up
a nice everyday rapport. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like now me and Adam
are finally at a point

where we can really explore
our romantic and sexual chemistry,

but I don't know if it comes,
like...

..super, super naturally.

Can I have a hug? Yeah.

Boom!
LAUGHTER

I'm excited to have, like,
more, like... Jack.

Sorry, I was listening...
It's OK.

More, like, fun chat with you
and stuff. Yeah.

Just want to, like,
properly chat. Yeah.

Obviously, we turned
for each other in the Kiss-Off,

and, like, I was so happy
that he turned and

I think he was as well with me,

but I really don't want
to come across that

I was fully 100% in it.

Just going to have more time
to have a wee think about that.

Well, tell you what,
I'm 100% on - a bit of shut eye

after tonight's roller-coaster.

Buona notte, boys.

Do You Want It Right Now
by Siedah Garrett

Morning. Morning. Morning.

I do like to see everyone
in their little couples, though.

Everyone looks really cute.
It is cute. Yeah.

I'm excited to explore Ruben,
if you know what I mean.

Ooh!

Get those beds pushed together,
boys.

Like, give me something.

Like, give me...

..some passion, some oomph.

Yous two do look adorable, though.
Yeah!

You look very happy.

Personally, I just don't see
the chemistry between them there,

to be honest with you.

I think Ruben still has
exploring to do.

You're in hot demand.

I need to keep you on your toes,
me, love. Oh, OK.

Waking up this morning,
I'm waking up next to Callum.

It feels good. It feels like
I'm in a good position

to get to know him better.

Yeah. I'm excited.

You love it. Look at you.

You love it, babe.

With Jack, I really do, like, enjoy
hanging out with him,

he is a really funny guy,

but since me and Jordon had
that kiss in spin the bottle,

it has kind of stuck in my mind.

It was a really good kiss.

And I moved beds next to Jack.

It's kind of opposite Jordon's,

so we've been kind of, like,
having eye contact.

Let's do some morning affirmations.
Yes! We are here.

We are here!

We are queer.

We are queer.

And we take it up the rear!

And we take it up the rear!

A-men.

Love that.

Love, love, love that.

Control
by Confidence Man

I wanted to get there before you!

Hello, darling.
Hey, babes. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.

It's good vibes this morning,

and Lars is doing his best

to send out all the right
signals to Jack D.

I'm having an iced coffee today.
Oh, nice! Mm-hm.

I want to get my flirt on
a bit today, I think.

I think I want to spend
some time with Jack.

We're kind of starting to kind of

ease up around each other
a little bit more, which is nice.

I've actually been
a bit constipated, to be honest.

Have you? A little bit.

Some...some sexy chat for you.
JACK LAUGHS

Ooh! You might want to drop
an extra shot in that coffee, Lars.

Yeah. It'll sort you right out.

I'm just, like, really enjoying
chatting with you and, like,

laughing with you. You have no idea.
Like, we have the same amount of

seriousness and silliness
mixed together. Yeah!

And it's just really nice
to have someone I can talk to.

That's a good way to start the day.
Mm!

Hey, boys! How are you?
Hi, boys. Join, join.

I'm good. Join, join. I'm actually
here to come

and ask for some advice... Cool.
OK. ..from my dads. What's up?

I had a really terrible sleep
last night.

Like... Oh! ..I just...I feel
like I'm leading Lars on.

I think I've had enough time
to think now.

Like, I just don't think
there's a spark there.

And I feel so bad cos obviously
the Kiss-Off was so recently.

I don't think you're
leading anyone on.

You've been true in your feelings
throughout... Ah-huh.

..and you've been communicating
that with him as well.

Just because you've come to
that realisation doesn't

mean you've been false to him. Yeah.

I'm going to have to just chat
to him today at some point.

Love you guys! Group hug.

No, I can't do it with this one.
It's the angle.

Ah! No, you actually nearly broke
it. That was the same as me.

At least I held it. You didn't...

How do you boys feel about, like,
body hair on guys?

Like, personally, I love it.
Hairy, not hairy,

a little bit of hair,
medium rare. I'm cool.

Medium rare!
LAUGHTER

Do you like a bush? I don't mind.
Really? I've had bushes.

I've had clean shaven.
I've had light trimmed.

I've had a landing strip before.

Would you really look longer with
a landing strip?

I think it is an optical illusion.
Yeah.

You reckon? We'll all come out
with landing strips, like...

LAUGHTER

So, I just... How are you? I'm good.
Yeah? Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, yeah.
I just wanted to have a wee chat,

just, like, in terms of, like,
open and honesty,

like... Yeah.

..I'm kind of feeling at the minute

that I don't necessarily see
a spark between us.

It's not anything

that you've done wrong
at all as well.

Like, it's... Oh, my God, so cliche,
but I just don't want to, like,

obviously, like, lead you on.
Yeah, I appreciate that as well.

Like, I do fancy you. Yeah.
But it is what it is.

Yeah. I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologise.

It's how you feel. Like,
I'm happy you've let me know...

OK. ..cos then I'd be like,
wondering, like,

if I'm doing something wrong or,
you know.

Yeah, it has taken me by surprise
a little bit, to be honest.

Like, I thought we were, like,

really in a good place.

We've still
got each other, yeah?

We've got each other's back.

But it means I don't have
to feel guilty about getting

to know some of the other boys
a bit more.

So, it might be a kind of...

..kind of a silver lining to it all.

Hello. How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm all right.

Like, just had a chat with Jack.

I think we both kind of
established it's more platonic,

maybe. You think so? Oh, really?

He kind of initiated
the conversation.

I DO fancy him.
I was a bit gutted, but, like...

Yeah. ..I'm just glad he let
me know. Yeah, yeah.

And it puts you in a position

where you can get on
with your own thing.

Hmm. Maybe. That's the spirit!

In this Masseria,
everyone's a possibility,

so the boys need to have
a good look around to test out

all the vibes.

And to help them do just that,

Dannii is on cue
with their first chemistry test.

God! My God.

I love the dress.
You look stunning.

We walked down there
and Dannii's looking like

a whole snack
in her purple shimmery number.

Woo! She's a vision in purple.
She's like my eggplant fantasy.

What is that? What IS that? Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's a record.

It's a record.

Ciao, boys, and welcome
to your first chemistry test.

Ooh!

I'm hoping to put your head
in a little bit of a spin

because this is
Put The Needle On It.

OK. See what you did there.

One at a time, you're going to step
up here and choose a record.

You are going to take out the vinyl
and read the name of the song

and think of which boy you would
like to dedicate that song to.

There's one thing.

So, if you pull out a golden disc,

that will be dedicated
to a couple.

Messy! Wow!

This is messy.

LAUGHTER

Let's put the needle on it, boys.

Yes!
CHEERING

First up, Callum. Woo!

Let's go, Callum.

OK, so, we have a few records here.

Choose one. Let's have
a little looky, shall we?

Let's have a look-see.

Let's see what this is.

Maneater.

Maneater.

OK. OK, you ready? Yes.

Make you want all of her love

Jordan B!

Are you owning it or not owning it?
Absolutely. You're owning it?

Absolutely. OK.
He's a really good-looking guy

and maneater, I mean, yeah, I think
that fits him pretty well.

You've been getting a lot of
the attention coming in,

you seemed to be a bit of
a troublemaker from

the beginning, um...with a lot
of the guys, so I'd say,

yeah, a bit of a maneater.
I mean, you can eat me if you want.

LAUGHTER

Any time.

I think just get this framed
and put it on your wall.

Yeah, can I have it?

I'm not angry about it,
especially when it came from Callum.

Needy!

Jack S!

You're So Vain.

Oh, Jack S!

I mean, I knew it was coming.
I actually did.

Yee! I'm really excited.

HE LAUGHS
Bad Together!

Bad Together? OK.

This will be dedicated to a couple.

Oh, shit. OK. OK. It's time.

God.

They're going to hate me.

Oh!

Oh!

I think they're too different and

I just don't see them
working well together.

I feel like there's another couple
who I would have picked, but...

Oh, whoa.

I don't have any hard feelings
against Adam cos he did have to

pick someone, but I thought he was
smarter than that.

Oh, that's a bit rude. Carry on.
Go with it. I like that.

Boss Bitch. Boss Bitch!

I'm a boss

And I shine like gloss

Ruben!

I'm a boss

And I shine like gloss

I'm a boss

CHEERING

Next up, Jack D. Ooh!

Hi, Mother. Are you ready for this?
So ready.

OK. Choose away.

Is I Begin To Wonder in here?
DANNII LAUGHS

It's gold.
Already Over by Sabrina Carpenter.

Oh, this is so awkward.
I'm so sorry.

OK. Jump up on the record.

GROANING

I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry!

Not nice, is it?

I was quite shocked to see
Adam and Ruben get it.

Yeah, messy. I think that maybe
there's some other people

in here that they would maybe
like to get to know.

Oh! I think he just wants
a bit of drama, and that's fine.

I'll give him the drama.

I think you should have

a look at your own relationship
before coming for mine.

Oh!

Oh, it's getting awkward now.

I was like this. I was like...

Do you think that he should have
voted for his own couple?

It's not my record.
It's not your record. But, yes.

He literally pointed at us

an hour after they've had
a break-up conversation.

Meow!

Angry clap.

We love you guys.
Well, that was a lot of fun.

Give yourself a round of applause.

I was loving that.

What a great soundtrack.
I mean, admittedly,

some bangers and some clangers
in there.

But I hope it's given you a little
moment to sound each other out,

spark some conversations.

Now, before you go,

I am going to choose a record.

And this one, I hope,

will not be dedicated to anyone.

Fake Love.

In this Masseria, I don't want any
of you to be playing that tune.

Danni knows what she's doing
with Fake Love.

I think she has planted
a little seed.

I felt, like, targeted a little bit
cos obviously me and Callum

have been flirting in secret,
so I'm like, "Oh, no!"

On that note, see you soon.

Ciao.Bye.

Danni's certainly made our boys
face the music.

And I think it's clear
that not everyone is singing

from the same hymn sheet.

Let's get into it.
That was interesting.

Adam, you shared your little self.
I've got a few questions for you.

I honestly think it was just
because, like, I feel

like other people's connections
were stronger.

I don't see it as,
like, you were being horrible... No.

..but I just do think
there was another choice.

And an actual valid choice as well.

This is just my opinion.

But they're not facts.

Some may call it delusion. Oh!

How are you feeling about
the whole Jack giving you that?

You know, don't throw stones
in glass houses. Real.

To be honest with you,

I probably could have chosen me
and Lars at that point.

Like, it would have been
fair enough.

But, like, from observations,

I don't think that Ruben's head
is in it with Adam.

Yeah, so, obviously,
he mentioned the fact

that yous have both shown interest
in other people.

Is that true? I haven't.

I think it's important
to explore your connections here.

I think that's what we're here for.
Yeah. That's what we're here for,

completely.

I mean, Ruben, are you joking?

I just am confused.

After a day of mixed
emotions,

it's time to get ready
for the night.

Whoa!

Ride On Time
by Black Box

And this evening's drink
comes with a trendy twist,

care of Jack D.

I kind of love that.

So, it's very important
in gay culture

in the '80s, obviously,

when we were not allowed
to be who we were.

What guys used to do was stick

a handkerchief
in the back of their pockets.

I kind of want the brown one. I want
yellow cos it goes with my outfit.

Light blue is oral.

Black is S&M.

Mum, I swear I'm just wearing this

cos I like it
as a fashion accessory, OK?

What is this colour?
Dark blue's anal sex.

Well, I'll have that.
LAUGHTER

Sign me up for that!

It was, like, a necessary way
of existing

as a gay man at that point.
Which is fucking crazy.

I think, like, trans rights -
correct me if I'm wrong,

you obviously know more than me -

but I think being
a trans person now is

what it was like for gay men
in the '80s.

I'd say so, yeah. Yeah.

Where it's just, like, such a delay
in progression, I think.

Yeah, like, I've been through
some shit

and, like, our only education is
from what we're exposed to.

Even within our own community,
there's, like, prejudice.

People that don't think trans people
are valid or they exist.

Gender-affirming care did
save my life.

It saved me, for sure.

Like... It just makes me so sad.
Mm-hm.

I used to feel so much shame
about who I was

and...I'm like so over that.

I've worked hard to be where I'm
at now... Yeah. ..and I'm just going

to, like, celebrate it,
rather than being ashamed of it.

Do you know what I mean?
We love you so much.

Yeah, here's been a very,
very safe space.

That's so good. That's so good,
cos you deserve nothing less.

When we were talking to Lars,
I was sitting beside Adam

and I could feel him really
getting worked up and, like,

I could just feel a shift
in his energy.

I feel like I have something
to say as well

and I feel like you've just
inspired me to say it,

but this is... Like, I've got
anxiety going through my body

right now. Are you OK? Oh, babes.

Oh... It's OK. You don't have to say
if you don't want to.

Take a deep breath,
take a deep breath.

No, I want to say it. Good. So...

..er, like, four years ago...

..I was diagnosed with HIV.

When I was diagnosed,

it nearly killed me off.

Like, my whole body basically
shut down until, like,

my body kind of regenerated
when I was on the pills.

ADAM SIGHS

God. I don't normally cry.

I'm so proud, man.

I literally am so proud.

I thought I was going to die
and I was

so uneducated around
what it actually means.

You know, there's a lot
of misunderstanding around HIV,

but taking one pill a day means
that you can't pass HIV on,

and undetectable equals
untransmittable.

I'm in a good place now.

The thing it has made me is,

like, incredibly empathetic
towards people.

It's just made me really aware of
what people feel.

I feel so proud of Adam.

I just want to give him a huge hug

and let him know how amazing of
a person he is.

This is another thing

that someone said to me
the other day.

Like, I went
for a sexual health test,

but they said, "Are you clean?"

I hate that so much. You know you
hear that... I hate that so,

so much. And I used to say... No,
but I used to say it as well.

Like, before you have sex with
someone, "Are you clean?"

But you shouldn't say that
because, like...

Words, like, carry so much impact.

But does that make me dirty,

cos I have HIV
and I'm undetectable?

No, it doesn't. I really hope
that you don't see yourself

as any of the words that people
might associate with you.

Yeah. Like, the stigma needs to
stop, man. Yeah.

As gay men, we all relate to
the fear of being diagnosed with HIV

because it is prominent
in our community.

It's just amazing to see how far,
like, modern medicine's come.

I think it's important to show
that people can be successful,

live healthy lives
and have relationships...

Yeah. ..as much as people
without HIV.

Thank you so much for sharing that.

Yeah, I can't imagine, like,

how difficult that must have been
for you.

Makes me so sad that, like, you were
so nervous and so scared to say it

when you really shouldn't
feel that way at all.

It's so important you're here,
though, Adam,

and to share that story.
You're so brave to share that.

Their reactions have
been incredible.

Like, I felt such
a weight on my shoulders

and then when I shared it,
it was just, like,

stress and anxiety kind
of leave my body.

So...here I am.

Here you are. Here I bloody am!

Oh, babe. I'm so proud of you.
Thank you so much for sharing.

Thanks. Give you a hug. Yeah.

Thank you for sharing. Thanks.

We love you so much.

And need you

Lonely Dancers
by Conan Gray

Do you want a diva walk? Yeah, yeah.

What you do, step it,
and then as you walk through,

bring this ankle to this one.

And then point this one out.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

You're going...you're
going...

With Jack S throwing
all the right shapes on the catwalk,

on the terrace, his match is
making moves of his own.

Remember, Callum,
chest up, shoulders back.

How are you? Good. You? I'm good.

How are things with you and Jordon?
For me, it's probably

just going to be friendship.
Do you think? Mm-hm.

Right? Yeah.

I'm feeling...I don't know if there
is going to be much more though

with me and Jack. I do think
it's a friendship.

And I will have a conversation
with him about this.

But that's kind of
where my headspace is at.

But I feel like there's a bit of
a vibe between us.

Is that right? Am I right
in thinking that? Yeah, I think so.

Me and you haven't actually even sat
down and spoke one-on-one properly?

Yeah, we just give each other
the eye across the room every day!

There's a lot of conversations
that need to be had.

Exactly. Do we just do it
as a four or is that messy?

What would one say in a four?

Well, cos we all need
to have conversations together. OK.

But before we bring them to have
the conversation,

I think we should kiss...

All right. ..to reaffirm.

Could hurt this good, oh

That kiss on the terrace was
the confirmation that,

"Oh, yeah, OK, this is right."

Like, there's clearly something.
You don't have a kiss like that

for nothing,
do you know what I mean?

I'm happy.

Catch me out. Catch me out. Oh, OK.

Let's go.

Oh, Jordon's there.

Oh, fucking hell.

THEY WHISPER

Yeah, yeah. Go!

Jordon? Can you get Jack and come?

Yeah.

I'm so stressed.
No, we've just got to do it now.

Jack? We're being summoned.

Me and you? Yeah.

What? How? Oh!

We've done it now. This is horrific.

Hiya, loves. Hiya, loves. Hi.

Hiya. All right?

Yeah. Yeah, good.

We was a bit nervous to tell them
because it just...

..it just seemed a bit messy.

Um, so we've got...

We thought we'd have a little
chat. Well, yeah. So...

Can I guess?

Have you just snogged?
Have you kissed? Maybe!

Sisters before misters,
but not in here.

Since spin the bottle, we did have
that kiss.

I felt like there was
a little bit of something there

and I didn't really realise it
until we was hanging out on

the floor in a four.

Messy boots. You're both on par now.

Do I think it's a genuine connection
with him and Callum?

Absolutely not.
It's attraction. It's lust.

It is infatuation with how
good-looking they both are.

But I actually don't think they're
that good-looking any more,

to be honest with you.
They took it so well.

Yeah. I don't get it.

Hmm! I wouldn't be so sure
about that, Jordan.

I'm...I'm angry laughing.
Are they for real?

The fact is, for me, yeah, right.
Do you know what it...

Go on. You go on. I'm going first.
Can I have the talking, bro?

Yeah. So I'm not mad
that they've made a connection.

What I'm mad about is the fact

that you couldn't have said
that earlier on.

So has this been happening
the whole time

all four of us have been together,
and I've been with Callum

and you've been with bloody Jordan?

Have they been eyeing each other
up the whole time?

And, OK, yeah, they did tell us
that they kissed.

Why are they telling us at
the same time?

Because...
Kill two birds with one stone.

I'm not a bird. I'm a bloke.

JACK LAUGHS

Well, it seems tonight that some of

the boys aren't as off the hook
as they thought.

It's annoying, obviously, because as
up to now, like,

I only have Callum to really pursue
in here, like, but

I'm not going to let a man think
he's bothered my mood.

Not sure Jordan's on the same page
as you on that one, Jack.

Boom.

Rather be, oh-oh

Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Morning. Morning.

I look to my left and see Callum.

I look forward and see Jordan B,

and if I look over there
I see Jordan R and he's got...

he's got a face like thunder!

How do we feel
about potential changes,

potential different
connections within the group?

I can't wait for a change, me.
LAUGHTER

I want a new boy to walk through
this door, like, right now.

All right. Well, what's happened?
Well, so, last night,

Callum and Jordan got together.
Callum, you're OK. OK.

I just think you chat a bit of shit,
so we'll clear that up later.

OK. We can chat later.
Yeah, we'll talk later.

OK. But wait, can I just say
something?

Why are we all annoyed this morning,
though?

Because yesterday, when we said it,
you guys said it's absolutely fine.

Yeah, you did, to our faces. So why
all of a sudden are you annoyed?

Because after evaluating
the situation, it's, like,

OK, something could have
been said before.

Like,
I'm not mad about your kiss at all.

That's perfectly fine.
You seem mad, but OK!

Maybe he liked me more
than I thought he did.

So maybe I could have handled it
a little bit differently.

But at the end of the day,
I'm in here for me.

Like, I'm not in here to sugar-coat
your feelings, like.

At least, like, make it make sense.

Make it make sense.

Don't say one thing to my face

and then make
up something behind your back.

So straight talking
is this morning's mantra.

Talking, talking

And as matchmaker Minogue says
herself, in the Masseria

there's no room for fake love.

Preach!

Ah! How you doing?
I'm all right.

The idea about chatting to Ruben
is to gauge where he is.

Because what we have is
what I've given,

not what he's given. So, like,
what...what the fuck are you

bringing to the table?

How do you feel about things?

I feel I very much like you... Mm.

..but I feel
like you're not interested.

You think so? Yeah.
Is that...is that

the energy that I'm giving you?
Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I really like
the way you think. Mm.

And the emotional side to you is
very attractive.

And obviously you're stunning,

but I don't feel
like you're giving me what I need.

The fact that he came
and spoke to me about it,

I do think that there was
a bit more of a responsibility

on my part to really,

really let him know
how I was feeling in that way.

Like, as you...as you're saying it,
like there's been a really,

really, really big part

of me that's really wanted me
and you to work out.

Yeah. Same.

And I think that's kind of been

what I've been working
for this whole time.

Like, where's the oomph?

I feel like I've just
broken up with you.

I'm quite sad, actually,
it didn't work.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm quite proud of myself for just,
like, cutting it off.

Because I'm actually sick

and tired of just waiting
for him to actually be honest.

I'm not here to make fake friends.
I want a boyfriend,

and it's just not going to be him.

Hi. Hi.

Despite what's happening
with Callum, like,

I still want to get to know you, and
that even if that does turn to

friendship, like, why is that a bad
thing? I feel like, for me,

that's definitely going to
be friendship... But that's fine.

..because I just don't think
that you're being genuine with

what you were saying
in the Kiss-Off,

and then the next morning...
I don't think that's right.

..so that's where my issue's
coming from.

I don't think that's right. I think

I was being completely genuine with
what I said in the Kiss-Off,

because from what my angle of
the Kiss-Off was,

I want to get to know you.
Whether that be we can

help each other
with personal growth or...

Well, do you think you tried to
still get to know me?

Yeah. Mm.

Maybe I could have told you
a little bit sooner. I do get that.

Yeah, I think that that's the issue
for me, though.

You could have said something to me.
I do get that. I do get that.

You could have said something
a lot sooner... Yeah, yeah.

..and that's what pissed me off.

It's not just about you.
It's about... I'm here for me.

Yeah, I know that you're here for
you as well.

In my head, in the most convenient
time I could have told you,

I've told you. OK.

Ooh, today is giving break-ups.

Even the statues have got cracks.

But don't worry, boys,
just go with your gut

and new connections
could be just around the corner.

How's it going?

I think that Lars is really cute.

I think that there's more things
to be learned about him.

Let's seize the day.

Oh, seize the gay.

Ruben, I just keep getting,
like, a vibe from him.

I don't know whether I'm, like,
delusional.

The shake, shake, shake,

shake, shake, shake, for the jiggle.
For the jiggle.

And shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake.

Move backwards, move backwards.
And shake and shake and shake.

You're doing it! You're doing it!

I think after Adam, I'm just
in a mindset where I'm, like,

let's just go for it.
Where's your head at?

I mean, I will say
the only one who I'm...

OK. ..wanting to explore with...
Yeah.

..is sitting right
in front of me right now.

That's convenient. Yeah. Yeah.
How'd you feel about that?

I really am very intrigued by you.
Mm.

There is kind of, like, this level
to you that I'm, like,

really curious about. Yeah.
And obviously, you're,

like, insanely attractive.
Thank you.

And your eyes are, like, amazing.

You have the most insane eyes.
Thank you.

The most insane eyes.

My head up

My fall

To beg for you

head up

Ruben is so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

To beg for you

I'm getting a bit flustered now.
Me too! Yeah.

Me too, me too. Ooh!

Yeah! That was... Yeah, that was
hot. That was really hot.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Ooh! I need a little lie
down after that.

Or maybe a little snack.

I feel like hummus is very gay.
Oh, hummus is so gay.

Charcuterie board. Gay. Gay. Cheese.

I think cheese is straight
unless it's cut

up into little bits, then it's gay.

Yeah, if it's just a big,
ugly block, it's straight.

Speaking of cheese...

..here's a man who definitely knows
his gorgonzola

from his Grana Padano.

Oh, my God! Hi, boys.

Emmanuele! Wow!

Emmanuele. Love it when he comes.

Ooh!

That's not what I meant!

I love it when he arrives.
How are you feeling?

Good. Good? Good. I'm pooing myself
now you're here, Emmanuele.

I love you.

Right, Dannii's asked me
to give you this note.

There you go.

Ooh, girl!

And you guys enjoy the rest of
the day. Ciao, ciao.

Ciao. Ciao. Thank you, Emmanuele.
Bye, sexy. Right, everyone round up.

Come on. What is in the note?
Would you like to share?

Ah!

OK. Are you ready? Go on.

"Buongiorno, boys."

Ooh! Ooh!

"I hope you don't get starstruck,
because tonight,

"the Masseria will be filled
with your queer heroes."

Oh! It's icon! "It's time to strut
the red carpet for icons party!"

Argh!
CHEERING

Wait! Oh, my God!
"Love and kisses, Dannii."

CHEERING

I need to go get ready
straight away.

Oh, my God! Love it!

Clamour for glamour

Oh pa-padeo

We're going to do icons

Icon party!

Bring it on, boys.

I'm bloody Elton John, babes.

I'm all about now

Haha!

My name's Ncuti Gatwa and I am

the Scottish Rwandan Time Lord.

He is queer, he is black,

and he's unapologetically himself.

My queer icon is Princess Diana.

There were three of us
in this marriage.

It was quite crowded.

I decided to go as Patroclus.

He's a gay
hero from Greek mythological times.

My icon for tonight is

Manvendra Gohil,

the first openly gay prince
in India.

It's me, Frankenstein's monster.

Hahaha!

Mary Shelley was queer and I

also really just wanted
to paint myself green.

Ruben's looks unbelievable
in green.

Didn't think I was into stuff
like that, but here we are.

I'm dressed as Jake Daniels.

The only openly gay footballer
in the UK.

I am the GOAT, Tyler, The Creator.

A rapper, fashion icon.

Yeah, I love him.

I mean, Tyler, The Creator
was pretty fit, wasn't he?

A little out of control

I am the one and only

Grace Jones.

Oh, darling.

I am Lisa Vanderpump.

This is my little sex monster,
Giggy.

And the girls

I'm loving Lars just
completely embodying

Lisa Vanderpump.

Pop those percolates

The icon party was nothing short
of iconic and just, like,

cool as fuck.

But hold up. There's one more icon
who can really make this party pop.

Iconically late, of course,

it's Miss Dannii Minogue.

We're at the party,
busting a few moves,

having a little dance
and in walks Dannii.

CHEERING

Oh, my God.

Dannii Minogue looked like
a goddess from the desert,

sent to the Masseria
to cause some chaos.

My boys, you are looking fabulous!

This is amazing to see you
all dressed up

so beautiful, so sparkly.
I hope you're enjoying the party,

but...

..I want you to form a line.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Who is being absolutely honest
about how they feel?

Savage.

And who is playing games?

I want the most honest up this end.

And those playing games
down this end.

Wow. Ooh.

Oh, shit. Wow.

You have exactly five minutes
to sort it out.

How the hell can we do that?

And that is what you call iconic.

Well, I'm going to go stand over
there

because I broke up with Ruben today,

and I feel like that's
pretty honest.

So I'm just going to stand here!

I'm not going to lie. Jordan B,
babe, you're looking at the bottom.

I'll go bottom, but you two are
with me.

How am I at the bottom?
I've not lied about nothing.

OK. I'll stay bottom.
What am I lying about?

Tell me what I'm lying about.
OK, I'll stay bottom.

Don't make me out to be a liar
when I'm not, Jordan. That's...

I'm not. ..weird. Just saying
you play games.

Play games with who? I've been
open and honest with every single...

So I've been just as open and honest
as you. Well, that's the thing.

We've all been really open
and honest here.

What? Well, Ruben,
you weren't really honest with me.

I had to pull you up,
so you should be down there.

Is everybody happy?
I feel like, no,

not everybody's happy.

I just think the quiet
ones are getting off scot-free,

and the loud ones have been put to
the end of the queue.

I think we're more honest than them.

Than who? Than everyone there,
down there.

So you think you're more honest than

everyone down there?
We're playing games,

but we've been...we've been honest.
Honest about the game.

So who over here hasn't
been honest, then?

I'm not saying
that they've not been honest,

but I'm just saying
that we've not been dishonest.

OK.

Wow.

Interesting. Very. Very.

In the Masseria,
there's no time for games.

Boys, there are ten of you stood
in front of me.

But I can tell you there will
not be ten boys waking up tomorrow.

What? Oh, my God.

I'm going home.

I've just got into something
that I'm actually really liking and

I'm going to go home
and I'm fuming about it.

Next time on I Kissed A Boy...

I think I've caused a gay panic.

Oh! You should have been honest from
the get-go.

Well, I said that... Hang on,
let me finish, I'm not done.

Have I been coming across
as some dickhead player?

We've just had a couple of kisses.
I'm raging.

I'm so pissed off.
I just need a minute.

The party games are over, boys.
It's time to decide where you stand.

Boys! Three more boys.
It's giving bukkake.

Into the night

Oh

And

Let the music start

Need to open up

Oh

Oh