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60th percentile for height,
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50th for weight.
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Everything looks
right on target.
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Um, where are we with teething?
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Because she's about
90th percentile for screaming.
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Oh, she ain't been that bad.
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Oh, really? You don't hear it
all the way at work?
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Kids can teethe up until
their third birthday.
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Okay, now I may cry.
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Come on, we're halfway there.
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Hey, we're complaining here,
all right?
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Get in the boat.
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I'm telling you,
you're gonna miss this.
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Before you know it,
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she's gonna be rolling her eyes
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and thinking everything
you say is dumb.
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Ugh.
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Like that.
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You two thinking about
having another one?
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- Definitely.
- Maybe.
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Uh-oh.
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You really don't want
to have more kids?
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I don't know.
Probably... someday.
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You don't want CeeCee to have
a little brother or sister?
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I don't know. Probably someday.
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Well, if you want them
to be friends,
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that someday needs
to be someday soon.
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Says who?
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Come on, there's a big gap
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between me and Sheldon
and Missy.
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There's a big gap between
you and your brother.
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Me and Connor are good.
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You barely talk.
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Which is why we're good.
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I thought we were
on the same page with this.
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Why? I never said I was ready
to have another baby.
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Well, you weren't ready
to have CeeCee,
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and she turned out great.
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Hey, and word on the street is,
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I, too, was
an unexpected blessing.
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Look, of course I love CeeCee.
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She's the best, and you...
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have your moments.
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But having another kid
is a big decision.
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Fine. You're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
just assumed you were on board.
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Thank you.
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This is something
we should talk about.
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Agreed.
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I'm ready to have another kid.
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Yeah, well, uh, too bad.
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We're back.
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Hey.
How was the doctor?
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CeeCee's perfect and
Mandy don't want another kid.
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That is not what I said.
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Great, let's go
to the bedroom and get to work.
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Fat chance.
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Y'all are happy
you had two kids, right?
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Of course.
Eh.
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Jim.
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What, you want me to lie?
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You love both our
children very much.
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Sure.
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Jim.
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I said sure.
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Oh, come on, don't you want
a grandson someday?
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Somebody to play catch with?
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Hey. Do not drag
him into this.
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Yeah, please don't.
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Look, I just got to fill
in at the station.
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There's a good chance
they're gonna call again.
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Now is not the time
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to be rolling around
like a beach ball.
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Fair point.
Thank you.
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Took you forever
to lose that baby weight.
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Again, thank you.
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You don't have
to decide this right away.
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You're both young.
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Well, I'm young.
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Say it again.
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He's so young he don't
even know what he's saying.
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No, I know exactly
what I'm saying.
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Dude, I'm trying to help you.
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Let me help.
I made the baby,
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the perfect baby,
that's the baby.
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Excuse me, but we made a baby.
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Oh, dude.
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You got anything to
donate to the church?
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Don't think so.
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All right.
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I'm getting rid of
some of CeeCee's stuff
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she don't fit in no more.
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Okay.
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Remember this one
with the little footies?
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So precious.
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I know what you're doing.
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What? I'm just remembering
how cute my daughter was
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when she was a baby.
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She's still a baby.
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Well, not this size of a baby.
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Okay, stop trying to guilt me.
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How 'bout this?
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Why don't we just put
it in God's hands
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and see what happens?
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Put it in your own hands.
That's what's gonna happen.
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Look at this.
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Guy at table two gave me
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50 cents and his phone number.
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Am I really not even
worth paper money?
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- You gonna call him?
- Ha-ha.
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Probably.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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You're happy just having
one kid, right?
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One kid, no husband.
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50 cents burning
a hole in my pocket.
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So happy.
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Georgie's pestering me
to have another baby.
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You don't want another one?
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Well, not right now.
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Well, then do what
I did with my ex.
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I told him we were trying,
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but I was secretly
still on birth control.
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And, uh, this is the ex-husband
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that ended up having a baby
with another woman?
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You know what?
Here's a quarter.
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Go call someone else for advice.
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This is the last batch.
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Judas Priest.
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How many checks are there?
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If you'd let me sign your name,
you wouldn't have to do this.
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It's fine.
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You don't trust me?
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Of course I trust you.
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So let me sign your name.
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No.
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Oh, there you are.
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Hey. What brings you by?
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I've got baby clothes to donate.
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I thought you were gonna
hold on to some of these,
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just in case.
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So did I.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
Just some stuff with Mandy.
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You know, marriage counseling
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is one of the services
I provide.
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Good to know.
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Or you could just
talk to your mother.
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Door's open 24/7.
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If I may,
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the boy might be
more comfortable talking to...
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another man.
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What can he tell you
that he can't tell me?
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Could be bedroom related.
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Yeah, he's gonna talk to you
about his bedroom problems.
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I ain't got no bedroom problems.
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It's just me and Mandy are
fighting about having more kids.
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That is a common issue
with young couples.
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Y-Your father and I had
our struggles with it.
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Which I counseled you through.
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Sure you did.
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Son, this is something
I've dealt with
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in my own marriage as well.
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Your first marriage?
Is that why she left you?
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No, my-my current marriage.
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Why did that first one leave?
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That's not really relevant.
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My dad always said
she was too hot for you.
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Hey. Selena may have
been beautiful,
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but she was not
out of my league.
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And there was
a language barrier,
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which was a grande problemo.
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Well, I just wanted
to thank you again
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for letting me fill in for
your weather girl last month.
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No, I don't have an agent,
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but I do have
a RadioShack answering machine.
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Okay, well,
you've got my number.
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I'm here, I still fit
into my high school jeans
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and I am not afraid
to show a little cleavage.
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No, thank you.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Oh, I just got off the phone
with the TV station.
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Oh. They call?
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A call was made. Move on.
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They got work for you?
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Not right this second, but
I am at the top of their list,
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so I probably shouldn't
be making any...
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big life changes.
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Like getting pregnant?
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Or a face tattoo,
something like that.
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You believe this?
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Beer tastes better outside.
Excuse me.
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Look, this is something
a lot of young couples face.
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And I really think
communication is key.
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Where is this coming from?
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Well, I was talking
to Pastor Jeff and...
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You told our business
to Pastor Jeff?
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Well, I didn't mean to.
I meant to tell my mom and...
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You told your mom, too?!
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Your parents know!
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'Cause you told them!
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'Cause I'm good
at communicating!
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Georgie...
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I don't want to have
another kid right now.
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Well, when?
I don't know!
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But someday?
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I don't know!
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So maybe not someday?
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Maybe not.
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Well, what if
I'm not okay with that?
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Well, too bad, it's my decision.
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Once again, it's our decision!
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Oop, I thought you were done.
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You're in bed early.
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Yeah, well,
you know us old people.
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Oh, come on, I didn't mean that.
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I'm real sorry.
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You want me to sleep
on the couch?
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No. You can stay.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Little warm in here.
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That's better.
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I really am sorry
about what I said before.
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Which part?
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Well, having another kid
is your decision.
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It's your body
and I support that.
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Thank you.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Man, it's still hot in here.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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I was hot.
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And so are you, by the way.
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Back on the couch again, eh?
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Shut up.
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Dave Coulier's on tonight.
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Gonna be a good one.
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What's wrong?
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Little stiff.
Slept on the couch last night.
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Again?
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First year's the hardest.
Everyone knows that.
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Well, you're welcome
to stay here.
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Appreciate it.
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You could have brought
my granddaughter,
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but there's always next time.
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I don't get it.
CeeCee's wonderful.
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Why wouldn't she
want more of that?
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Missy was wonderful
at that age, too.
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Now I'm contemplating
an exorcism.
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You don't know
what's gonna happen.
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When I got pregnant
the second time
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and it was twins?
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That was a lot.
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Eh, twins don't sound so bad.
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Although, one of them
was Sheldon.
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Sheldon was a gift from God.
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A difficult gift from God.
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Hey, what are the odds
of me having a genius?
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Your father had one.
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He's gone now.
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You can tell me the truth.
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Is Sheldon really his?
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Georgie Cooper.
267
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,360
Well, Sheldon's smart,
tall and thin.
268
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,800
It ain't a crazy question.
269
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,499
He has a twin sister.
270
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,980
And that's the perfect cover.
271
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,330
Need a hand?
272
00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,159
Oh, you could help me
set the table.
273
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,429
On it. Forks on the right,
knives on the left.
274
00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:57,040
Nope.
On it.
275
00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,819
Will Georgie be back for dinner?
276
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,129
I don't know.
277
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:03,219
Will he be back ever?
278
00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,219
Of course he will.
279
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,389
Well, when?
280
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:09,790
When he stops trying
to inseminate me.
281
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,009
You know, I read an article
where women in their 30s
282
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,180
are starting
to freeze their eggs.
283
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,659
Huh. Well, if you're
gonna do that,
284
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,059
would you mind using
the garage freezer?
285
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,100
I don't want your eggs
next to my ice cream.
286
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,059
Okay, can we please
stop talking about my eggs?
287
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,540
I'd like that.
288
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,460
Just want you to know
I'm on your side.
289
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,939
So, if I never have another kid,
290
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,159
you're okay with that?
291
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,770
Well, let's not be
throwing "never" around.
292
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,029
I vote for more kids.
293
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:39,040
My uterus is not a democracy.
294
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,389
Pretty touchy.
295
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,910
We sure she's not
already pregnant?
296
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,439
Thanks for dinner.
297
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,009
'Course.
298
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:56,049
I'm grateful one of my kids
still wants to eat with me.
299
00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:58,790
That's why I want a bunch.
Up my odds.
300
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,449
Well, we can pray on it.
301
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,059
I-I don't know.
God only had one kid.
302
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,540
He'll probably
take Mandy's side.
303
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,020
Cooper residence.
304
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:15,069
Oh, hi. Yes, he's still here.
305
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,379
You know, if you and
Georgie need to talk,
306
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,640
I am happy to watch CeeCee.
307
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,079
Not the time? Okay.
308
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,170
It's for you.
309
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,599
Hi.
310
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,079
Are you planning
on coming home tonight?
311
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,340
I don't know.
312
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,869
I don't really want
to have another fight.
313
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,959
So, instead, you're gonna
hide at your mommy's house?
314
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,259
You're at your mommy's house.
315
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,959
We live at my mommy's house!
316
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,790
And let's stop saying "mommy."
317
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,309
So you can decide
what I'm allowed to say,
318
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,449
how many kids I can have.
319
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,099
Anything else you'd like
to decide for me?
320
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,140
Yes. You're staying
there tonight.
321
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,539
Great, 'cause my mom's
making a pie,
322
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,320
and it smells delicious.
323
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,670
Do I have to make a pie now?
324
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,900
It... would keep me
from being a liar.
325
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,509
You see Georgie, tell him
we're running low on brake pads.
326
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,639
I'll take care of it.
327
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,039
Where is he?
328
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,689
I don't know. He'll be in soon.
329
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:10,169
You don't know where he is?
330
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,429
Did he not come home last night?
331
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,690
Did you not
come home last night?
332
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:15,909
Mind your own business.
333
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,390
Aw, come on,
my business is boring.
334
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,310
Hey.
335
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:21,530
Where were you last night?
336
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,179
You told him?
No.
337
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,050
And yet I know.
338
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,709
You got anything
better to do?
No.
339
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,449
So where were you?
340
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,539
I was at my mom's.
341
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,100
Hmm. That means fight
with the wife.
342
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:34,410
Go.
343
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,239
You doing all right?
344
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,510
I don't really want
to talk about it.
345
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,209
Well, no one loves not talking
about stuff more than me,
346
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,600
but, uh, I'm here, if you want.
347
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,689
I just feel like this
is a life-changing decision
348
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,169
and my opinion don't matter.
349
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,429
Well, you can't push
something like this.
350
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,259
There's a ticking clock.
351
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,350
I know.
352
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,089
I also know that Audrey
didn't want a second kid
353
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,179
till Mandy went off
to kindergarten.
354
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,399
Suddenly, the house was empty
355
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,310
and she couldn't
keep her hands off me.
356
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,050
And then you had Connor.
357
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,150
Well, sometimes a ticking clock
is attached to a bomb.
358
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:21,940
Hey.
359
00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:23,030
Hello.
360
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,419
Can I ask you a weird question?
361
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,640
Kind of my thing, but go ahead.
362
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,599
Do you ever wish
you were an only child?
363
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,429
Yes.
364
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,859
You were very mean to me.
365
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,859
Okay, well, not all the time.
366
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,870
When I was five, you told me
hot peppers were candy.
367
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,779
We were kids.
368
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,829
What about the wedgie
that twisted my testicles?
369
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:47,439
Okay, well, they had
barely dropped yet.
370
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,610
Remember when you told me
371
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,139
if I jumped off the roof
with an umbrella
372
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,440
I would float down?
373
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,269
Just remember the sound
you made when you landed.
374
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:58,150
The sound was "snap"
and it was my collarbone.
375
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,409
Hello.
376
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,889
Yes, this is she.
377
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,199
Absolutely I'm available.
378
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,899
No problem, I'll be there.
379
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900
Who was that?
380
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:12,989
That was the news station.
381
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,119
They need me to fill in again.
382
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,900
That's great.
I know.
383
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,520
Sorry I wasn't a better sister.
384
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,830
It's okay.
It made me who I am today.
385
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,700
Don't make me feel worse.
386
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,369
Hey.
387
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,370
You look nice.
388
00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:44,069
Thank you.
389
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,979
I was only gone one night.
390
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,500
You ain't going
on a date, are you?
391
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,850
Very funny.
392
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,159
The station called,
they need extra help tomorrow.
393
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,469
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.
394
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,030
Yep, see, if I were pregnant,
395
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,599
I wouldn't be able to do this.
396
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,169
I know, and I want you
to have a career.
397
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,429
I just got a little freaked out
398
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,039
because I thought
we were on the same page
399
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,869
about what we wanted in life.
400
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,129
Yeah, well, we probably
should've talked about it
401
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,480
before we got married.
402
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,920
We can talk about it now.
403
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,270
Okay.
404
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,889
You start.
405
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:26,060
Okay. Well,
I always thought
406
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:28,889
one day I would
live in a big city.
407
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,679
Like Miami.
408
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,120
Miami?
409
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,859
What is wrong with Miami?
410
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,730
Well, for starters,
it ain't in Texas.
411
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,509
Okay, a lot of places
aren't in Texas.
412
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,390
Well, that's their problem.
413
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,210
So, you never want
to move out of Texas?
414
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,219
No. Plus, in a city
like Miami,
415
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,389
you ain't got no space.
416
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,779
Here, we can get
a bunch of land,
417
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:50,919
have some horses...
418
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,789
Ugh, God, I hate horses.
419
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,789
What? How did I not know this?
420
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,399
'Cause we don't talk.
421
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,399
Okay, so we don't have horses.
422
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,840
We can have a bunch of dogs.
423
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,929
How about just one...
424
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,370
and it's a cat?
425
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,979
You're a cat person?
426
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,110
Meow.
427
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,849
Maybe talking was a bad idea.
428
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,249
Well, when you think about it,
429
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,340
not talking
has really worked for us.
430
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,510
It has, hasn't it?
431
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,859
I can love you
and not tell you stuff.
432
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,540
I love you because
you don't tell me stuff.
433
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,389
Who knows, maybe one day
434
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,519
I'll change my mind
about having kids.
435
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,870
So the door's open?
436
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,479
- Sure.
- Great.
437
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:42,310
I think it's getting
a little hot in here.
438
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,709
Oh, my God.
439
00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:45,750
Come on.
440
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,138
And now, for a live look
441
00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:50,421
at the storm,
let's go to our correspondent
442
00:18:50,491 --> 00:18:52,310
on the scene, Mandy McAllister.
443
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,359
Thank you, Heather.
444
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,579
It's really coming down
out here.
445
00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:01,279
There are flood warnings
in effect for the whole county.
446
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,409
As you can see, this small pond
447
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,460
that I've been told
to stand in...
448
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:12,500
is quickly filling up
with cold, murky water.
449
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,110
She looks miserable.
450
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,940
We should record this.
451
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,469
I'm Mandy McAllister.
452
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,249
Stay off the roads,
453
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,779
stay inside, and...
454
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,689
That's a snake, that's a snake!
455
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:28,779
That is a big snake.
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