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Want to do something later?
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Like what?
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New Die Hard movie's out.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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He didn't die in the first one,
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he didn't die in the second one.
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Yeah, it's hard for him to die.
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It's right there in the title.
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Hey, how about Toy Story?
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What's that?
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Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.
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So a horror movie?
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How does that sound like horror?
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Chucky's a toy.
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When he came to life,
I almost crapped my pants.
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Georgie, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure, what's up?
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Alone.
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Okay, now I really want to hear.
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It's private.
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Yeah, yeah, get to it.
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Mandy, please.
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And no listening
from the other room.
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Oh, you don't own this house.
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So what's up?
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Well, the thing is...
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Hang on. Mandy?
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Oh, phooey!
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There's this girl.
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Okay.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm thinking of asking her out.
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But?
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I'm not sure how it'll go.
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All right.
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I've been there.
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You ever talk to her?
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Yes.
How does that go?
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Unclear.
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Why?
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Well, she's nice to me,
but she might just
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be nice to me
because I'm a customer.
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Although sometimes
she's nice to me even
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when I don't buy things,
but she might just be
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hoping I'll come back
and buy something.
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Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.
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- How can I help?
- Unclear.
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All right, spill.
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It was a private conversation.
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Yeah, yeah, about what?
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Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.
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Oh, come on.
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I am your wife.
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We tell each other everything.
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Do we?
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Well, for the sake
of this argument, yes.
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Fine, it was about a girl.
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No!
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That's all I'm sayin'.
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Sure, sure, okay, so...
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who is she?
What's her name?
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I've already said too much.
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No, you haven't.
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Did he ask her out?
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Not yet, now stop.
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But you'll tell me when he does?
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Do I have a choice?
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Of course you do.
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But not really.
No, mm-mm.
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Huh, I wonder
why he went to you?
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I'm the one
with more dating experience.
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Well, obviously,
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I've got some moves
with the ladies.
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Yeah? Did you tell him to lie
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about his age and knock her up?
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Joke all you want.
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That worked.
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All right, how do you
want to play this?
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If I knew how to play it,
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I would've played it.
I'm not a player.
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Fair enough.
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Introduce me,
and I'll talk you up.
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What are you going
to say about me?
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I don't know.
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You're a nice guy.
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I am nice.
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You're fun.
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I am fun.
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I really am quite the catch,
aren't I?
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That's good.
Women like confidence.
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What about the part
that I'm unemployed
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and live
over my parents' garage?
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Yes.
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That is not gonna be news
to her.
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Georgie around?
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I was gonna work on the Mustang.
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Oh, he's out with Connor.
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Oh, what are those two doing?
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Well, I'm actually
not supposed to tell you.
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What's that mean?
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It's private.
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Amanda.
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Okay, you didn't hear it
from me,
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but there's a girl
that Connor likes.
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A girl girl?
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What's that mean?
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I don't know, uh...
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a human girl?
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Yeah, I would assume so.
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And he asked for Georgie's help.
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Now, hold on,
what do we know about her?
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Uh, she exists.
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Take the win.
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So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?
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Literally anybody.
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Now, he is very fragile.
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What if she breaks his heart?
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Well, what if she marries him
and they move out?
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Hey, I got married and moved in.
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What do we know about this girl?
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That her?
Yes.
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Pretty.
Yes.
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Out of my league?
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Come on, introduce me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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Hello, Chloe.
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Hey...
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Connor.
Connor.
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This is Georgie.
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Hey, Georgie.
Hey.
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No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,
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but that was just
to impress the girls.
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Did it work?
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Well, I married his sister.
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But not because of the guitar.
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'Cause I got her pregnant.
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Okay.
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Here, I wrote a song for you.
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Uh, excuse us, please.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't talk
about giving her a song.
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Should I take it back?
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No, you can't take it back.
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Is that you on keys?
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That's me on everything.
It's nice.
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Are there lyrics?
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Do you have some?
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Give me a couple days.
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I'll try.
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Excellent.
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Are you gonna help?
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I'm doing everything here.
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You don't need any help.
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Does it have a title?
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"Goddess
of the Music Store."
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That seemed to go well.
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"Go well"?
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It was amazing!
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She liked your song.
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You got her number.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What if I don't like her lyrics?
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You lie and say you do.
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Oh, you're good.
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I have one more favor to ask.
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Name it.
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Will you be the best man
in our wedding?
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Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.
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I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.
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Not a word.
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Hey, where you guys been?
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Music store.
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That's fun.
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Did you talk to anyone there?
Mom!
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That was a normal question.
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So everybody knows?
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I only told Mandy.
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Well, I only told Mom and Dad.
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That's everybody.
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We're just excited for you.
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Well, stop.
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Sweetie, this is a big deal.
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No, it's not.
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I've been out with girls before.
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I'm sorry.
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Girls...
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plural?
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He doesn't have
to tell us anything.
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But should you have
any questions or concerns,
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just know your mommy
is here for you.
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All I'll say is...
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it went well.
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I look forward to learning
more about her.
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Her name, her religion, her age.
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Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.
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And now you love me.
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Let it go.
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So...
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anyone have any big plans
this weekend?
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Actually, they're having
a car show over at...
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Not you.
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I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.
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Oh, well,
what are you waiting for?
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Maybe it's all moving
just a little too fast for him.
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Georgie said to give it
a couple days.
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Why would you tell him that?
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He don't want to
come off too eager.
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Too eager?
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He already wrote her a song.
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Which I would love to hear,
by the way.
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Leave him alone,
he knows what he's doing.
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It's okay to take things slow.
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When your father
was courting me...
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"Courting"?
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It's like dating, but back
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when people talked like this.
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See?
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Well, he still don't need
to rush calling her.
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When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.
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Yeah, but Connor ain't me.
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Do I have a say in this?
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Hold on.
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She gave him her number.
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She wants him to call.
And he will.
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Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.
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He should wait until he's ready,
which might be never.
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Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
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Oh, don't act like
you're not invested in this.
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Of course I'm invested.
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Stop making this about you.
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It's about my baby
and this floozy
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who's trying
to take advantage of him.
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Where'd he go?
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"Floozy"?
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It means a slut, see?
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All right, try it again.
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What do you think's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.
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Does it have gas?
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That's a very good question.
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Easy enough to check.
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I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.
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No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it
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when we're out there
with the top down
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and the wind blowin' through...
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somebody's hair.
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Oh, hello.
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Hey.
Uh, this is Chloe.
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Hi.
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Good to see you again.
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You, too.
I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Oh, my God.
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I guess he called her.
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Damn straight he did.
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And she came a-runnin'.
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- I'm happy for him.
- Yeah.
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Don't you?
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Yeah.
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Are there any instruments
you don't own?
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I don't own
the Great Stalacpipe Organ
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in Virginia.
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I don't know what that is.
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Uh, there's only one
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and it's in
a three-and-a-half acre cavern.
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It plays actual stalactites.
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I've never heard it, but
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I bet it sounds beautiful.
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You're a unique kind of guy.
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Aren't you?
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Very much, yes.
274
00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:34,424
Is that the Casio I sold you?
275
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,425
Yes.
276
00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:39,211
I sampled my niece burping.
277
00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:44,347
How old's your niece?
278
00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:46,349
It's not polite
to ask a woman's age,
279
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,351
but 14 months.
280
00:10:48,352 --> 00:10:49,743
Cute.
281
00:10:49,744 --> 00:10:53,182
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.
282
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,142
Yep, unique.
283
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,756
Hey, how's the car coming?
284
00:11:02,757 --> 00:11:04,018
Good, good.
285
00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,542
Did you get it running?
286
00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:07,196
Nope, nope.
287
00:11:08,328 --> 00:11:11,331
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?
288
00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:13,898
Actually...
289
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,290
Connor's a little...
290
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,902
busy right now.
291
00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:19,383
Busy with what?
292
00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,388
She's here?
293
00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:28,086
Yep, and she's cute.
294
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,567
Oh, so you got to meet her
and I didn't?
295
00:11:30,568 --> 00:11:32,091
That is what happened.
296
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,050
Well... I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.
297
00:11:36,051 --> 00:11:39,750
Mom, no.
Why, what's wrong with us?
298
00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:42,970
Uh, well,
nothing's wrong with us.
299
00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:44,798
Oh, so I'm the problem?
300
00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:47,759
What?
I'm gonna embarrass him?
301
00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:50,022
Good, you get it.
302
00:11:57,464 --> 00:12:00,771
So did you write any lyrics
for my song?
303
00:12:00,772 --> 00:12:02,120
Some.
304
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,470
Really? Can I hear?
305
00:12:04,645 --> 00:12:06,995
Sure, I guess.
Excellent.
306
00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:14,176
Let me know when you're ready.
307
00:12:15,656 --> 00:12:18,484
Actually, can you not look at me
while I'm singing?
308
00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:20,095
Of course. Sorry.
309
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,231
Okay, go ahead.
310
00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:38,373
♪ Now and then she's wondering
311
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:41,855
♪ What'll turn the tide
312
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:44,205
♪ All days
the same ♪
313
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,164
♪ A waiting game
314
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,993
♪ A dream
to come alive ♪
315
00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:53,693
♪ What'll it take
to uproot ♪
316
00:12:53,694 --> 00:12:56,828
♪ Before it goes
too deep... ♪
317
00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:01,005
- Can I look at you, please?
- Sure.
318
00:13:01,006 --> 00:13:03,008
That's so good.
319
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:06,576
Thanks.
320
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,577
There's more.
321
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,970
Right.
322
00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:14,453
And with one minute left
323
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,499
to go in the game,
the score remains exactly...
324
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,936
They've been up there a while.
325
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,851
What do you think they're doing?
326
00:13:20,852 --> 00:13:23,202
Well, he could be
hiding the body.
327
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:25,595
Amanda.
328
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,032
They're probably
just hanging out.
329
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:31,601
I never would've gone
to a boy's room on a first date.
330
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,125
He's 26.
331
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:36,127
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?
332
00:13:36,128 --> 00:13:37,215
Why would I?
333
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,869
Because you're his father.
334
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,959
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.
335
00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:45,615
Did she ever have
the talk with you?
No.
336
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,225
I most certainly did.
337
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,053
Oh, like, when you said
keep your knees together
338
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,621
till the honeymoon?
339
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,580
It's not my fault
you didn't listen.
340
00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:56,931
She didn't listen, either.
341
00:13:57,889 --> 00:13:59,063
Jim!
342
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,980
Mrs. McAllister!
343
00:14:02,937 --> 00:14:04,635
You little floozy.
344
00:14:13,905 --> 00:14:15,558
That had a little
Steely Dan to it.
345
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,561
Thank you.
Wasn't a compliment.
346
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:20,693
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?
347
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,783
They're fine, to fall asleep to.
348
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:25,785
Steely Dan is
the ultimate fusion
349
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:28,614
of classic arrangement
and modern studio techniques.
350
00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:32,749
Like what, the Ramones?
351
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,881
That first Ramones album
is a work of art.
352
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:37,623
Sounds like it was recorded
in an hour.
353
00:14:37,624 --> 00:14:39,756
Who cares?
They captured something.
354
00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:41,932
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.
355
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:42,976
Perfection is boring.
356
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:45,371
No, it's not.
It's perfect.
357
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,112
Flaws are where the magic is.
358
00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:49,679
- You actually like flaws?
- I do.
359
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,289
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.
360
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,378
I'm aware.
361
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,252
That was unexpected.
362
00:14:58,253 --> 00:14:59,515
Sorry.
363
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:02,606
Okay, I'm good.
364
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,220
Can't believe this girl
was in our house,
365
00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:10,700
and he didn't introduce me.
366
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,658
Oh, just let it go.
367
00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:14,704
Need I remind you
that we didn't meet Georgie
368
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,444
until it was too late.
369
00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:19,360
Well, that's 'cause
you and Mandy don't have the...
370
00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:20,971
best relationship.
371
00:15:20,972 --> 00:15:23,016
But Connor and I
have a good one.
372
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:24,932
Good, weird, whatever.
373
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,674
Doesn't it bother you
that he went to Georgie first?
374
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:30,720
Nope.
375
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,722
You're his father.
376
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,898
I didn't talk to my dad
about this stuff.
377
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:38,119
Come on, be upset with me.
378
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,035
Dang it, why doesn't my son
379
00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:44,821
want to talk
about girls and sex?
380
00:15:44,822 --> 00:15:46,650
So much I want to share.
381
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,695
Never mind.
382
00:15:49,696 --> 00:15:52,698
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother...
383
00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:54,788
Oh. Enough.
384
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:04,797
Sure you don't want some coffee?
385
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,930
No, I'm good.
386
00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:12,284
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
387
00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:13,937
Maybe next time.
388
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,679
There's gonna be a next time?
389
00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:18,202
I hope so.
390
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,639
Me, too.
391
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,209
Bye.
Bye.
392
00:16:31,346 --> 00:16:33,392
I see you through the stairs.
393
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,701
Hi.
394
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,017
Yes?
395
00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:54,670
Can we talk?
About what?
396
00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:57,064
About your friend
who spent the night.
397
00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:58,196
What if I don't want to?
398
00:16:58,197 --> 00:17:00,198
Well, that'stoo bad.
399
00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:03,375
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and
400
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,204
I-I don't want you to get hurt.
401
00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:08,032
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.
402
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:10,731
No! Why would
I know that?
403
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:17,389
Okay, well, you're an adult,
404
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,218
so I don't need
to tell you to be...
405
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,697
safe, right?
406
00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:24,309
Are we seriously having
this conversation?
407
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,442
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling protective.
408
00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:29,488
I appreciate that.
409
00:17:29,489 --> 00:17:31,185
Okay. Well, you're welcome.
410
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:34,101
I've seen what happens
when people have babies and...
411
00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:37,062
no offense...
I don't want to ruin my life.
412
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,022
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.
413
00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:43,850
But, yeah, don't do it.
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