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Want to do
something later?
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Like what?
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New Die Hard movie's out.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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He didn't die in the first one,
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he didn't die in the second one.
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Yeah, it's hard
for him to die.
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It's right there
in the title.
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Hey, how about Toy Story?
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What's that?
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Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.
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So a horror movie?
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How does that sound like horror?
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Chucky's a toy.
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When he came to life,
I almost crapped my pants.
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Georgie, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure, what's up?
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Alone.
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Okay, now I really want to hear.
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It's private.
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Yeah, yeah,
get to it.
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Mandy, please.
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And no listening
from the other room.
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Oh, you don't
own this house.
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So what's up?
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Well, the thing is--
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Hang on. Mandy?
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Oh, phooey!
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There's this girl.
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Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm thinking of asking her out.
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But?
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I'm not sure how it'll go.
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All right.
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I've been there.
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You ever talk to her?
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Yes.
How does that go?
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Unclear.
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Why?
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Well, she's nice to me,
but she might just
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be nice to me
because I'm a customer.
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Although sometimes
she's nice to me even
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when I don't buy things,
but she might just be
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hoping I'll come back
and buy something.
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Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.
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- How can I help?
- Unclear.
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All right, spill.
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It was a private conversation.
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Yeah, yeah, about what?
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Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.
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Oh, come on.
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I am your wife.
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We tell each other everything.
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Do we?
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Well, for the sake
of this argument, yes.
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Fine, it was about a girl.
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No!
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That's all I'm sayin'.
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Sure, sure, okay, so...
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who is she?
What's her name?
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I've already said too much.
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No, you haven't.
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Did he ask her out?
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Not yet, now stop.
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But you'll tell me when he does?
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Do I have a choice?
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Of course you do.
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But not really.
No, mm-mm.
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Huh, I wonder
why he went to you?
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I'm the one
with more dating experience.
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Well, obviously,
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I've got some moves
with the ladies.
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Yeah? Did you tell him to lie
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about his age and knock her up?
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Joke all you want.
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That worked.
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All right, how do you
want to play this?
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If I knew how to play it,
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I would've played it.
I'm not a player.
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Fair enough.
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Introduce me,
and I'll talk you up.
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What are you going
to say about me?
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I don't know.
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You're a nice guy.
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I am nice.
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You're fun.
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I am fun.
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Great musician.
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I really am quite the catch,
aren't I?
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That's good.
Women like confidence.
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What about the part
that I'm unemployed
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and live
over my parents' garage?
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Well, she's a musician, right?
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Yes.
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That is not gonna be news
to her.
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Georgie around?
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I was gonna work on the Mustang.
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Oh, he's out with Connor.
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Oh, what are
those two doing?
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Well, I'm actually
not supposed to tell you.
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What's that mean?
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It's private.
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Amanda.
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Okay, you didn't hear it
from me,
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but there's a girl
that Connor likes.
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A girl girl?
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What's that mean?
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I don't know, uh...
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a human girl?
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Yeah, I would assume so.
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And he asked for Georgie's help.
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Now, hold on,
what do we know about her?
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Uh, she exists.
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Take the win.
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So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?
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Literally anybody.
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Now, he is very fragile.
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What if she breaks
his heart?
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Well, what if she marries him
and they move out?
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Hey, I got married and moved in.
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What do we know about this girl?
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That her?
Yes.
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Pretty.
Yes.
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Out of my league?
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Come on,
introduce me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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Hello, Chloe.
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Hey...
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Connor.
Connor.
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This is Georgie.
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Hey, Georgie.
Hey.
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You a musician, too?
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No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,
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but that was just
to impress the girls.
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Did it work?
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Well, I married his sister.
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But not because
of the guitar.
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'Cause I got her pregnant.
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Okay.
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Here, I wrote
a song for you.
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Uh, excuse us, please.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't talk
about giving her a song.
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Should I take it back?
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No, you can't take it back.
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Is that you on keys?
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That's me on everything.
It's nice.
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Are there lyrics?
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Do you have some?
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Give me a couple days.
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I'll try.
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Excellent.
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Are you gonna help?
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I'm doing everything here.
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You don't need
any help.
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Does it have a title?
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"Goddess
of the Music Store."
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That seemed
to go well.
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"Go well"?
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It was amazing!
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She liked your song.
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You got her number.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What if I don't like
her lyrics?
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You lie and say you do.
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Oh, you're good.
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I have one more favor to ask.
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Name it.
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Will you be the best man
in our wedding?
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Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.
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I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.
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Not a word.
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Hey, where
you guys been?
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Music store.
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That's fun.
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Did you talk to anyone there?
Mom!
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That was a normal question.
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So everybody knows?
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I only told Mandy.
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Well, I only told
Mom and Dad.
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That's everybody.
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We're just excited for you.
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Well, stop.
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Sweetie,
this is a big deal.
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No, it's not.
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I've been out with girls before.
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I'm sorry.
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Girls...
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plural?
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He doesn't have
to tell us anything.
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But should you have
any questions or concerns,
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just know your mommy
is here for you.
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All I'll say is...
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it went well.
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I look forward to learning
more about her.
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Her name, her religion, her age.
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Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.
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And now you love me.
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Let it go.
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So...
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anyone have any big plans
this weekend?
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Actually, they're having
a car show over at--
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Not you.
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I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.
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Oh, well,
what are you waiting for?
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Maybe it's all moving
just a little too fast for him.
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Georgie said to give it
a couple days.
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Why would you tell him that?
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He don't want to
come off too eager.
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Too eager?
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He already wrote her a song.
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Which I would love to hear,
by the way.
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Leave him alone,
he knows what he's doing.
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It's okay to take things slow.
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When your father
was courting me--
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"Courting"?
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It's like dating, but back
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when people
talked like this.
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See?
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Well, he still don't need
to rush calling her.
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When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.
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Yeah, but Connor ain't me.
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Do I have a say in this?
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Hold on.
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She gave him her number.
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She wants him to call.
And he will.
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Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.
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He should wait until he's ready,
which might be never.
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Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
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Oh, don't act like
you're not invested in this.
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Of course I'm invested.
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Stop making this about you.
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It's about my baby
and this floozy
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who's trying
to take advantage of him.
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Where'd he go?
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"Floozy"?
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It means a slut, see?
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All right,
try it again.
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What do you think's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.
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Does it have gas?
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That's a very good question.
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Easy enough to check.
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I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.
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No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it
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when we're out there
with the top down
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and the wind blowin'
through...
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somebody's hair.
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Oh, hello.
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Hey.
Uh, this is Chloe.
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Hi.
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Good to see you again.
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You, too.
I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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We're going up to work on music.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Oh, my God.
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I guess he called her.
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Damn straight he did.
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And she came a-runnin'.
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- I'm happy for him.
- Yeah.
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Think they're really gonna
be working on music?
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Don't you?
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Yeah.
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Are there any instruments
you don't own?
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I don't own
the Great Stalacpipe Organ
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in Virginia.
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I don't know what that is.
272
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,847
Uh, there's only one
273
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:23,197
and it's in
a three-and-a-half acre cavern.
274
00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:25,373
It plays actual stalactites.
275
00:10:25,504 --> 00:10:27,288
I've never
heard it, but
276
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,639
I bet it sounds beautiful.
277
00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:32,772
You're a unique kind of guy.
278
00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:34,165
Aren't you?
279
00:10:34,295 --> 00:10:36,123
Very much, yes.
280
00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:38,691
Is that the Casio
I sold you?
281
00:10:38,778 --> 00:10:39,561
Yes.
282
00:10:41,389 --> 00:10:43,087
I sampled
my niece burping.
283
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,353
How old's your niece?
284
00:10:48,483 --> 00:10:50,921
It's not polite
to ask a woman's age,
285
00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:52,531
but 14 months.
286
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:53,793
Cute.
287
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:57,362
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.
288
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,234
Yep, unique.
289
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,067
Hey, how's the car coming?
290
00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:08,329
Good, good.
291
00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:09,983
Did you get it running?
292
00:11:10,114 --> 00:11:11,855
Nope, nope.
293
00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:15,815
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?
294
00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,209
Actually...
295
00:11:18,339 --> 00:11:19,906
Connor's a little...
296
00:11:20,037 --> 00:11:21,168
busy right now.
297
00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:23,910
Busy with what?
298
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,174
Working on music with that girl.
299
00:11:27,305 --> 00:11:28,959
She's here?
300
00:11:30,221 --> 00:11:32,614
Yep, and she's cute.
301
00:11:32,745 --> 00:11:35,008
Oh, so you got to meet her
and I didn't?
302
00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:36,575
That is what happened.
303
00:11:37,881 --> 00:11:40,622
Well... I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.
304
00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:44,191
Mom, no.
Why, what's wrong with us?
305
00:11:44,278 --> 00:11:47,325
Uh, well,
nothing's wrong with us.
306
00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:49,631
Oh, so I'm the problem?
307
00:11:49,762 --> 00:11:52,243
What?
I'm gonna embarrass him?
308
00:11:53,374 --> 00:11:54,288
Good, you get it.
309
00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:05,038
So did you write any lyrics
for my song?
310
00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:06,605
Some.
311
00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:07,780
Really? Can I hear?
312
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:11,262
Sure, I guess.
Excellent.
313
00:12:17,485 --> 00:12:18,530
Let me know when you're ready.
314
00:12:20,314 --> 00:12:22,795
Actually, can you not look at me
while I'm singing?
315
00:12:22,882 --> 00:12:24,449
Of course. Sorry.
316
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:30,716
Okay, go ahead.
317
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,859
♪ Now and then she's wondering ♪
318
00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:46,645
♪ What'll turn the tide ♪
319
00:12:46,776 --> 00:12:48,690
♪ All days
the same ♪
320
00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:50,518
♪ A waiting game ♪
321
00:12:50,649 --> 00:12:53,478
♪ A dream
to come alive ♪
322
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:58,352
♪ What'll it take
to uproot ♪
323
00:12:58,526 --> 00:13:01,312
♪ Before it goes
too deep... ♪
324
00:13:03,488 --> 00:13:05,403
- Can I look at you, please?
- Sure.
325
00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,274
That's so good.
326
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:11,017
Thanks.
327
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:12,062
There's more.
328
00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:13,541
Right.
329
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:18,764
ANNOUNCER [over TV]:
And with one minute left
330
00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:21,027
to go in the game,
the score remains exactly...
331
00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:22,463
They've been up there a while.
332
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,640
What do you think they're doing?
333
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,555
Well, he could be
hiding the body.
334
00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:30,123
Amanda.
335
00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:31,298
They're probably
just hanging out.
336
00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:36,086
I never would've gone
to a boy's room on a first date.
337
00:13:36,173 --> 00:13:37,348
He's 26.
338
00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:40,525
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?
339
00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:41,613
Why would I?
340
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:43,615
Because you're his father.
341
00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:45,486
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.
342
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:50,317
Did she ever have
the talk with you?
No.
343
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,841
I most certainly did.
344
00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:53,364
Oh, like, when you said
keep your knees together
345
00:13:53,494 --> 00:13:54,931
till the
honeymoon?
346
00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:57,890
It's not my fault
you didn't listen.
347
00:13:59,544 --> 00:14:01,459
She didn't listen, either.
348
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,461
Jim!
349
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:06,507
Mrs. McAllister!
350
00:14:07,552 --> 00:14:08,945
You little floozy.
351
00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:20,347
That had a little
Steely Dan to it.
352
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:21,871
Thank you.
Wasn't a compliment.
353
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,309
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?
354
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:28,529
They're fine,
to fall asleep to.
355
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,444
Steely Dan is
the ultimate fusion
356
00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:33,186
of classic arrangement
and modern studio techniques.
357
00:14:33,317 --> 00:14:35,580
I just like music
that's more raw.
358
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,364
Like what,
the Ramones?
359
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:39,627
That first Ramones album
is a work of art.
360
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,152
Sounds like it was recorded
in an hour.
361
00:14:42,239 --> 00:14:44,458
Who cares?
They captured something.
362
00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:46,373
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.
363
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:47,548
Perfection
is boring.
364
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,811
No, it's not.
It's perfect.
365
00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:52,684
Flaws are where
the magic is.
366
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,207
- You actually like flaws?
- I do.
367
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:55,774
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.
368
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:56,775
I'm aware.
369
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:02,737
That was
unexpected.
370
00:15:02,824 --> 00:15:04,000
Sorry.
371
00:15:06,132 --> 00:15:07,177
Okay, I'm good.
372
00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:13,661
Can't believe this girl
was in our house,
373
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,272
and he didn't introduce me.
374
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,274
Oh, just let it go.
375
00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:19,276
Need I remind you
that we didn't meet Georgie
376
00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:20,886
until it was too late.
377
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,933
Well, that's 'cause
you and Mandy don't have the...
378
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,586
best relationship.
379
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,675
But Connor and I
have a good one.
380
00:15:27,806 --> 00:15:29,373
Good, weird, whatever.
381
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:33,246
Doesn't it bother you
that he went to Georgie first?
382
00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:35,509
Nope.
383
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,424
You're his father.
384
00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:39,470
I didn't talk to my dad
about this stuff.
385
00:15:39,644 --> 00:15:42,473
Come on, be upset with me.
386
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,694
Dang it, why doesn't my son
387
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:49,219
want to talk
about girls and sex?
388
00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:51,090
So much I want to share.
389
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,354
Never mind.
390
00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:56,966
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother...
391
00:15:57,096 --> 00:15:59,142
Oh. Enough.
392
00:16:08,499 --> 00:16:09,413
Sure you don't want some coffee?
393
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,588
No, I'm good.
394
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,811
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
395
00:16:17,899 --> 00:16:18,683
Maybe next time.
396
00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,032
There's gonna be a next time?
397
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,078
I hope so.
398
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,644
Me, too.
399
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,910
Bye.
Bye.
400
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,181
I see you
through the stairs.
401
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,402
Hi.
402
00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:58,027
Yes?
403
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:01,030
Can we talk?
About what?
404
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:03,423
About your friend
who spent the night.
405
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:04,729
What if I don't want to?
406
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,470
Well, that'stoo bad.
407
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,951
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and
408
00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,650
I-I don't want
you to get hurt.
409
00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:14,260
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.
410
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,871
No! Why would
I know that?
411
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,961
I'm a musician. We get chicks.
412
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,182
Okay, well,
you're an adult,
413
00:17:23,269 --> 00:17:25,054
so I don't need
to tell you to be...
414
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,144
...safe, right?
415
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:30,537
Are we seriously having
this conversation?
416
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:33,584
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling protective.
417
00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:35,934
I appreciate that.
418
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:37,588
Okay. Well, you're welcome.
419
00:17:37,718 --> 00:17:40,069
I've seen what happens
when people have babies and--
420
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:43,159
no offense--
I don't want to ruin my life.
421
00:17:44,682 --> 00:17:47,119
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.
422
00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,122
But, yeah, don't do it.
423
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:50,862
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