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Smell this.
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I will not.
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I just want to know
if I can wear it again.
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Well, I think if you have
to ask, you have your answer.
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Great.
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Hey, before I forget,
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will you pick up a few things
for me at the hardware store?
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Ugh, I hate going there.
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Why?
They treat me
like I'm an idiot.
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Really?
They're always nice to me.
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Gee, I wonder
what the difference is.
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One of us is too fancy
to smell a shirt?
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Well, I'm a woman, Georgie.
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They talk down to me
and then they hit on me.
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Well, that's got to feel nice.
No.
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There's places I get treated
different, too,
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'cause I'm a man.
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Really? Like where?
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Uh, like when I take CeeCee
to the park.
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All the moms act like
I'm some kind of hero
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for taking care
of my kid.
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That's your example?
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Yeah, and then
they hit on me.
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It-it was horrible?
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Nice keychain.
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It's my wife's car.
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Makes sense.
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I did not peg you
as a bedazzled Miata man.
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Hey, let me ask you something,
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why didn't your wife
bring it in?
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I don't know.
She makes me do the car stuff.
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Hmm. Makes sense.
Mm.
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You think there's
anything in here
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that would make her
feel uncomfortable?
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Why?
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I just think it'd be great
if this were a place
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your wife wanted to come.
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Why do you want my wife
to come here?
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No, not just your wife,
any wife.
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And not just wives-- moms,
daughters, we want 'em all.
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Okay.
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Hey, tell your wife, McAllister
Auto loves the ladies.
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Do I want to know?
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You ever wonder why we don't
get many women customers?
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Not after that.
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Well, I've come
to realize
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there's some places
women don't feel welcome,
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and I don't want this
to be one of 'em.
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Well, cars are just
more of a guy thing.
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Women drive cars, too.
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That's why there's
so many accidents, am I right?
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You might be onto something.
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Why are you
reading Cosmo?
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Trying to learn how women think.
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Did you know there's a lot
of dirty stuff in here?
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Are there pictures?
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Sometimes.
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Hmm.
Listen to this,
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"The Health Benefits of Sex."
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"Travels in His...
Erogenous Zone"?
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I don't know what that is.
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"11 Secrets
of World-Class Lovers."
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11? I only got two,
three tops.
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"Number one: Communication."
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Mm, next.
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"Number two: Be enthusiastic."
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Brother, if a girl's
getting naked, I'm enthusiastic.
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Agreed.
Mm-hmm.
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"Number three:
Engage the senses."
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What's that mean?
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Mm, "Soft lighting,
scented candles."
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Ugh, boring. Next.
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Ooh, this is good.
"When to lick and when to bite."
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Ooh.
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What are you jackasses doing?
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Learning about women.
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Uh, for business purposes.
Mm-hmm.
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How does "licking and biting"
help business?
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Well, that one don't,
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but there's other things
in here that can.
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Wait, go back, what are we
licking, what are we biting?
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Go back to fixing cars.
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Okay, okay.
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So what's
the answer?
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I figure, with just a few
changes, we could be the only
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woman-friendly
tire store in town.
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This ought to be good.
What changes?
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For starters, we got some lady
magazines for the waiting area.
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And flavored creamers
for the coffee.
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Fat-free.
Y'all like fat-free.
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We picked up a few of them
fancy-smelling candles.
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Did you at least
clean the bathroom?
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Don't need to. We got candles.
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Did it ever occur to you
to ask a woman what she'd like?
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No.
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In our defense,
there weren't none around.
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And now there are.
So what you got?
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Well, first of all, candles
are not cleaning products.
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At 12 bucks a pop,
they should be.
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You spent 12 bucks
on a candle?
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It was lavender.
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Candles aren't gonna
change anything.
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Tire stores are just
kind of a dude space.
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Okay, well, what if a woman
worked there?
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Mm. I can't afford
another employee.
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Well, Mrs. McAllister
could do it.
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You want me there?
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You want her there?
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Oh, you were
surprised, too.
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I suppose I could come in
a few days a week.
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Jim, what do you think?
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Um...
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always love having you around.
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Nice try.
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No, honey, really, it's great.
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Just move on.
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You want to make the store
more woman-friendly,
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first thing we do
is clean the bathroom.
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Fair enough.
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Probably gonna need
a toilet seat, too.
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Oh, my God.
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So...
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you're gonna be working
with my mom. That's fun.
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You being sarcastic?
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Oh, could you not tell?
Here, let me try again.
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That's fun!
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It's gonna be fine.
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You have no concerns?
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She'll get to see me in my
element, doing what I do best.
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I don't know,
Georgie,
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it kind of seems like the
frog and the boiling water.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a metaphor.
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The frog is in a pot of water,
and the heat gets turned up
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little by little so it
doesn't notice it's boiling.
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Who's boiling
a frog?
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It doesn't matter.
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Are they making
frog soup?
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It's not
a real thing.
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Oh, good, 'cause
I would not eat frog soup.
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I-I'm just saying,
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my mom's gradually
starting to like you,
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so maybe don't turn up
the heat too fast.
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Okay, I get it,
I get it.
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Okay, good.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Can I tell you a secret?
Sure.
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When I was little, I had
one of those stuffed frog toys.
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Uh-huh?
It freaked me out.
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So... should we
carpool tomorrow?
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Well, we are going
to the same place.
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We sure are.
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You worried about me and you
spending so much time together?
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What? No. Dream team.
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What about me and Georgie?
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Very worried.
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Me, too.
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Well...
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...you could try
being nice to him.
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I know, but sometimes
his sunny optimism
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just makes me want to tear
him apart with my words.
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That's a joke, right?
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Of course.
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I want
to believe you.
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Can I get the keys
to the Chevy?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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Good morning,
Ruben.
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Oh. Hey, Mrs. McAllister.
This is a nice surprise.
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Yeah, she gonna be helping
us out up front for a while.
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Phasing Georgie out.
Love it.
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We're not phasing
anyone out.
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Hey.
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Oh, come on,
he's right there. Do it.
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You try any of those
flavored creamers?
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Hazelnut's
pretty tasty.
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I prefer
half-and-half.
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You know,
I have always wondered,
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what's the half
and what's the other half?
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It's cream and milk.
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Hmm, kind of
a letdown.
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How we doing
over here?
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Great. She's a fountain
of information.
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Drink from me.
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So what's the plan?
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Well, for starters, I think
I'm gonna go buy some plants,
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flowers, ooh,
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maybe a little music.
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Mm, engaging
the senses.
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That's right out of Cosmo.
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And this floor,
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does it bother you
that it's sticky?
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Well, no, that's
a safety precaution.
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Yeah. Never had a slip and fall.
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Jim, it's filthy.
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Well, we're not eating off it,
we're walking on it.
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Georgie, go to
the hardware store
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and buy a mop, Pine-Sol,
some wire brushes.
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I can pick up that toilet seat
while I'm at it.
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This is my second cup
of coffee. Please hurry.
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Off to a good start.
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Yeah, you bet.
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Shut up.
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What you doing?
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Uh, a pan in the dishwasher's
making a cool rhythm.
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So, you're not on any drugs
at all, this is just you?
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I do take a multivitamin.
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Are you snorting it?
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Who needs a drummer?
I got a Maytag.
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Hey, make sure you try
the new toilet seat.
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I got the deluxe padded kind.
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I did. Terrific.
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Let's just try to keep in mind
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that most of our
customers are men.
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We don't want to scare 'em off.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
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I didn't realize flowers
were so scary.
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All right,
enough. You know what I meant.
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Look, a lady.
It's working.
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Hey, Jim.
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Rita, you remember
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my wife Audrey.
Hi.
Hi.
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Love what you've done
with the place.
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That was all
Mrs. McAllister.
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Oh, it was a team effort,
and you know it.
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Well, it looks great.
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Oh, she ain't a customer.
That don't count.
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Just think about it--
a Mother's Day sale,
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all moms get half off.
We'd lose money.
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In the short term,
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but you'd gain clients
who would come back,
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and not just on Mother's Day.
You got your President's Day,
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your Labor Day,
your Yom Kippur.
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Your mom and I
are a great team.
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Oh, stop, you were gonna make
that sale before I walked over.
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Wow, so you two
really got along.
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They really, really did.
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What's for dinner?
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Uh, Connor
ordered a pizza.
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Great.
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Connor.
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Yeah.
You ordered a pizza?
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On its way.
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Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
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I'm just saying,
a new coat of paint out front
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would really freshen
the place up.
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Yeah, let me guess, pink?
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Don't be silly.
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Terracotta.
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The hell is terracotta?
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Oh, like an earthy red,
very classy.
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It doesn't matter. We don't
have the budget for painters.
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Oh, you don't need to hire
anybody. Me and Ruben'll do it.
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Do what?
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00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,269
Paint the outside
of the store.
257
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:20,207
Oh. 'Cause I'm Hispanic,
I know how to paint buildings?
258
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,009
No, no, no,
that ain't what I meant.
259
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,242
And for the record,
260
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,278
I've never once
thought of you as Hispanic.
261
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,646
What do you
think I am?
262
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,149
Well, mean and unhappy.
263
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,151
That's fair.
264
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,457
God, you're a handsome devil.
265
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,625
What you watching?
266
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,460
Clint Eastwood.
267
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,727
Oh, the one
with the monkey?
268
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,163
The best.
269
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,432
You ever wonder what happened
to the monkey?
270
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,668
I always hoped
he'd retired someplace nice.
271
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,504
You know... Florida, Arizona.
272
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,343
You know, speaking
of unlikely friends,
273
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,777
Mom and Georgie, huh?
274
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,512
Yeah, it's nice.
275
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,015
It is.
It's really nice.
276
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,750
It's a little weird, though.
277
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,419
So weird.
278
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,989
You should see 'em
at the store all buddy-buddy.
279
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,190
It's creepy.
280
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,326
You know, if she's not
being hard on him,
281
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,495
it's gonna come out
at someone else.
282
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,430
Am I a bad father
for hoping it's you?
283
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,731
Yes.
284
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,402
Can you keep it down?
I'm recording the toaster oven.
285
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,974
Maybe it'll be Connor.
No, it's never Connor.
286
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,576
No, it's
never Connor.
287
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,379
Perfect.
288
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,850
I'm gonna go
pick up some lunch.
289
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,285
Oh, meatball sub, please.
290
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,487
Oh, I'm going to
the new Greek place.
291
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,690
Greek?
292
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,659
Ooh, I heard they got something
called a gyro.
293
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,730
I don't know what it is,
but I'm dying to find out.
294
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,797
Two to one.
295
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,799
Whoa, hang on.
Ruben.
296
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:58,004
You want a meatball sub
or-- ugh-- Greek food?
297
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,240
I love Greek.
Go back to work.
298
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,643
I'll just grab something
for everyone.
299
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,445
Ain't you sweet?
300
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,816
You need to stop it.
What?
301
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,419
Sucking up to her,
ganging up on me.
302
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,986
What are you
talking about?
303
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,389
Well, look what
she's done to the place,
304
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,590
and you're helping.
305
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,026
What do you
want me to do?
306
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,860
I don't know,
just...
307
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,929
keep in mind,
I liked you before she did.
308
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,898
Fine. Sorry.
Thank you.
309
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,139
Son of a bitch!
310
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,581
You know, I was
thinking...
311
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,716
Ugh.
312
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,318
...if we paint the
outside of the store,
313
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,953
it might make
the inside look dingy.
314
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,356
You're right, let's not do it.
315
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:53,193
Oh, no, I meant let's do
the inside, too.
316
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,227
I don't know. Georgie,
what do you think?
317
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,265
Oh...
318
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,799
We'd have to take everything
off the walls
319
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,268
and-and move
320
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,870
all the tires
out of the showroom, and...
321
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,105
it'd be a lot of work.
322
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,906
That's a good point.
I hadn't thought of that.
323
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,542
Mom and I did the nursery
in a couple days.
324
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,510
It wasn't that big a deal.
325
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,213
Yeah, well, you got paint fumes,
326
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,915
and we might have
to shut down for a day.
327
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,249
That's just lost revenue.
328
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,952
That's another good point.
329
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,921
All right,
what's going on?
330
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,723
Nothing.
331
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,359
I agree.
332
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,828
Did you say
something to him?
333
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,298
Um, I don't think so.
Did I?
334
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,500
No, you did not.
335
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,336
Look me in the
eye and say
336
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,472
you had nothing to do with him
suddenly being on your side.
337
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,148
I had nothing to do with him
suddenly being on my side.
338
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,986
You are unbelievable!
339
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,322
I'll get it.
340
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,656
Don't you move.
341
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,926
Amanda.
342
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,361
Damn, hate to miss this.
343
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,334
Connor, what the hell
are you doing?
344
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,068
Shh. I'm making music.
345
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,306
What'd I miss?
I like the way my store is.
346
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,708
I hate all these changes.
347
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,511
They were good changes, though.
Weren't they, Georgie?
348
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,645
Well, I...
349
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,946
Tell her what you really think.
350
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,652
Help me.
351
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,887
Okay, this might be
a "you two" issue
352
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,389
and not a Georgie issue.
353
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,123
I didn't realize,
when you invited me
354
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,225
to come work
at the store,
355
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,825
that you wanted
a silent partner.
356
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,197
Oh, come on, Audrey,
when have you ever been silent?
357
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,969
You want silence?
358
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,773
I'll show you silence.
359
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,712
Connor,
knock it off!
360
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,046
Sweet.
361
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,921
I feel like it's my
fault your parents are fighting.
362
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,458
Oh, sweetie,
that's because it is.
363
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,527
That ain't helping.
364
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,730
Well, if only
somebody had warned you
365
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,733
that working with my mother
was a bad idea.
366
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:17,036
Hey, you said we weren't gonna
get along, and we did.
367
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,406
Is everyone unhappy?
368
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,073
Yes.
369
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,475
Then I was right.
370
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,678
Should I do
something?
371
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,115
Yes, you should
rub my feet.
372
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,683
I'm serious.
373
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,919
So am I.
374
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,087
Fine.
375
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,557
Remember when
you were pregnant,
376
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,792
and your ankles
looked like water balloons?
377
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,661
Just rub.
378
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,301
Yeah?
379
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,102
Can I come in?
Sure.
380
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,240
Mandy said I shouldn't bug you,
381
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,875
but I got to get something
off my chest.
382
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,710
Well, can't it wait
till morning?
383
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,112
I'm afraid not.
384
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,782
Mrs. McAllister, I was
going along with all your plans
385
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,451
'cause it felt nice
for me and you
386
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,752
to be getting along.
387
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,688
And Mr. McAllister,
you've always had my back.
388
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,122
And I never want
you to think
389
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,758
that I don't have yours.
390
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,193
So, y'all don't be mad
at each other, be mad at me.
391
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,528
This is my fault.
392
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,064
I appreciate that,
but we're fine.
393
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,300
Really?
394
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,702
This isn't
our first fight.
395
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,605
We argue, we make up,
that's marriage.
396
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,906
Yeah. Go to bed,
get some sleep.
397
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,076
Thank you.
398
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,943
Good night.
399
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,682
You think he heard us
doing it?
400
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,351
No, I think
we're good.
401
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,696
Can I get your opinion
on something?
402
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,331
Sure.
403
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,766
I made a song out of the sounds
of our house.
404
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,900
Cool.
405
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:58,704
It's called
"The Sounds of Our House."
406
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,406
Clever.
407
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,278
That's the
dishwasher.
408
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,314
Vacuum.
409
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,316
Front door.
410
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,352
Huh. This is actually fun.
411
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,253
I'm actually fun.
412
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,888
Is that CeeCee?
413
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,658
She got the solo.
414
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,034
So what's your question?
415
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,470
How great is this?
416
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,804
It's pretty great.
417
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,540
I know.
418
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,448
Got a minute?
419
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,916
Sure. Everything okay?
420
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,652
Not really.
421
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,520
Talk to me.
422
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,591
I think I've done just
about all I can do here,
423
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,361
and to be honest, I really
miss my granddaughter.
424
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,864
I think it's time
for me to go home.
425
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,199
Aw.
426
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,635
Don't do that.
427
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,538
I know you weren't happy
with all the changes I made.
428
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,007
That's true,
I wasn't.
429
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,777
But... I've come
to really appreciate
430
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,580
what a difference it makes to
work in a beautiful environment.
431
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,716
Of course, if you need me,
just pick up the phone,
432
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,017
and I'll
come running.
433
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,218
Thank you, I will.
434
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,521
Okay.
Okay.
435
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,790
See you tonight.
See you tonight.
436
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,065
Georgie. Ruben.
437
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,135
Get all this crap
out of here.
438
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,136
Even the toilet seat?
439
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,072
No, that's a keeper.
440
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,949
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