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Okay, how do I look?
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Beautiful as always.
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A little too much cleavage.
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Well, when I'm not
working for tips, I'll cover up.
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Is that the lesson you want
to teach your daughter?
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Are you kidding?
These are all I am to her.
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey. Oh, good.
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All right,
here you go.
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Yay.
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I thought you were off tonight.
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Uh, I was,
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but a shift
opened up,
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and despite
appearances,
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we are poor people.
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Well, I thought we were
gonna have some "us" time.
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Uh, well, I get off
at midnight.
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We can "us" time then.
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Hey, I know what
"us" time means.
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Stop it.
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Okay, I'll
see you later.
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All right, what are we doing?
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We?
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Once I put the baby down,
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we can play Monopoly, Jenga.
I'm all yours.
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Well, thank you, but...
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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You can just say no,
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you don't
have to pretend to be sleepy.
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Okay. No.
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How are you at Gin Rummy?
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Well, it's been a while.
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You might have to remind me
of the rules.
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Are you conning me?
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Only one way to find out.
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You sure about that?
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Thank you.
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Gin.
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Son of a bitch.
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Go again?
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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Tired of losing.
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Let's see.
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Oh, there's your mama.
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See how hard she's working?
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That's for you.
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Remember that
when you're a teenager
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and you hate your mother
for no good reason,
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other than she's your mother.
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Georgie?
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Hey, what're you doing here?
Is everything okay?
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Everything's great.
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This one didn't
want to sleep,
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so I thought we'd come
pay you a visit.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm real busy.
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Well, you sure I can't
buy you some dessert?
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I got $11
from your dad
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burning a hole
in my pocket.
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Order up.
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I got to go. Bye.
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Okay, see you later.
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Whoa, that's all
you're leaving?
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Yeah.
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Just so you know,
you ain't just
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tipping your waitress,
you're also tipping
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her baby girl here.
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Oh, come on. Look at this face.
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There we go.
Have a nice night.
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Hey. Sorry, didn't
mean to wake you.
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Oh, it's okay.
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How was work?
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Busy.
I feel bad
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I didn't have
time for you.
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I get it.
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Well, I got
time for you now.
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It's been a while,
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we ain't
gonna need much time.
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You smell like bacon.
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Really? I showered.
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I ain't complaining.
I like bacon.
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Your pager.
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I hear it.
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Aren't you
gonna answer it?
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It's just someone with
a broke down car.
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They ain't
going nowhere.
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What if it's
an emergency?
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This is an emergency.
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Dang it.
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It's okay, I'll be here
when you get back.
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Great, I'll wake you.
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Or, you know,
let me sleep through it.
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It's fine.
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Thanks, Charlie.
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Evening, miss.
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Thank the Lord.
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I got a flat tire.
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Well, good news,
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it's only flat
on the bottom.
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A little
tow truck humor.
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Can you fix it?
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I can change it.
Got a spare?
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I do,
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it's that one right there.
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Oh. Well, I can
tow you back to the shop
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and get you
fixed up in the morning.
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Thank you.
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It's a nice car
you got.
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Well, God is good.
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Oh, you're one of them.
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One of them?
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I don't mean nothing by it.
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My mom's one of them, too.
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Blessed with the abundance
of God's love?
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Yep, definitely one of them.
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You are not
what I expected
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when I called
a tow truck.
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Oh, you were waiting on
a butt-crack Bubba type?
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Yeah.
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Well, sorry to disappoint.
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Mine is firmly tucked away.
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So, are you
McAllister?
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Cooper, McAllister's
my father-in-law.
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You're married?
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You look so young.
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Well, when you meet the right
woman and get her pregnant,
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you just know.
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So, what about you?
What kind of job
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gets you a car
like that?
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Oh, um, I work
in real estate,
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but honestly,
I owe it all to my church.
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Really?
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My mom's church
never gave out Mercedes.
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Once in a while,
you'd get free pancakes,
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but that's about it.
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I'm serious.
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I mean,
I was struggling
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before I joined
my congregation,
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but now I'm doing great.
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You know, God wants us
to be prosperous.
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All I remember
from Sunday school
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is, "Thou shalt not
have any fun."
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Well, maybe you're going
to the wrong church.
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You should check us out.
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Maybe I will.
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I'm telling you,
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if you invest in God,
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He will return that
investment tenfold.
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How's He with debt?
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'Cause I got me a
few folds of that.
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Oh, my goodness,
CeeCee,
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you're getting
so big.
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'Cause she's a Texas baby.
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'Cause you keep
sneaking her cookies.
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I want her to like me.
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Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
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Oh, well, you got in so late,
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I wanted to give you a break.
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What did I do to deserve you?
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This.
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Hey, what do you think about
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coming to church
with me on Sunday?
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Church? You want pancakes,
just tell me.
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No, this lady
I towed last night
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was telling me how
her church is all about
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prosperity and making money.
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So?
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So, those are two of
my favorite things.
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We're not really church people.
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Why would you say that?
Of course we are.
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When was the last time
we went to church?
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When Georgie's
father...
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I don't recall.
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This could also be a
business opportunity.
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Prosperous folks
need tires, too.
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I don't know.
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Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
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You're okay with him going
to church just to sell tires?
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Yes.
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You want to
come with me?
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No.
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Mandy?
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Well, Sunday's
my one day to sleep in,
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but if you want to go,
you should go.
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All right.
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What about you, CeeCee?
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You want to come
to church with Daddy?
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Hands off,
she's Catholic.
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And here's a free
air freshener.
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Has our number
right on it.
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And it smells
like apple pie.
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How about that?
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Money making idea:
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A little pocket
in your underwear
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that you can slide
an air freshener into.
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Hey, Georgie.
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You remembered my name.
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Hello.
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So, is my car ready?
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Let me check.
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Yes, ma'am,
it most certainly is.
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My name's Ruben.
What's yours?
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Valerie.
Oh, lovely name.
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Valerie, you're
gonna need
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brake pads on
your vehicle,
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sooner better
than later.
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Thank you.
Good to know.
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Ruben, I got this.
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I'm just thinking of her safety.
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Don't you need to call
your wife or something?
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He's married.
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I know. I'm actually
hoping to meet her
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at church this Sunday.
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Church?
Yeah.
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Mm, too much work.
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Sorry about that,
he's alone a lot back there.
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So, will I see you on Sunday?
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Yeah, I think you will.
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Might be solo.
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My wife's not
real interested.
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Oh, too bad.
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But I will be
glad to see you.
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Oh. And I'll be glad
to see you...
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in a churchly fashion.
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Before I forget,
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free air freshener.
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Oh.
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Apple, the fruit
of temptation.
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Hang on, I got a mango
in here somewhere.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Last chance to come to church
with me.
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Sorry, today's
a strict no-bra day.
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I feel a little weird.
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The only time I ever wore this
was my dad's funeral.
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Well, I'm sure
he'd be glad to know
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you're getting
your money's worth.
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He was thrifty.
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You know, he's the one
who taught me shampoo
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is really just liquid soap.
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You can wash your hair
with a bar of Irish Spring.
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Same deal.
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Is that why your hair
smells like that?
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Mmm, when you
first met me, yeah.
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Now I'm a Zest man.
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Welcome.
Thank you.
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Is this your first time with us?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, we are so glad
to have you.
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Oh, okay.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Georgie, welcome.
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Oh, y'all are
a huggy bunch.
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Come here, there's someone
I want you to meet.
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Reverend, this is
Georgie Cooper.
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Travis Lemon.
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How are you doing on
this glorious Sunday?
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Depends.
You got pancakes?
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Better. We got waffles
the shape of Texas.
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Praise the Lord.
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I got a flat tire
the other night
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and Georgie rescued me.
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Ah, a Good Samaritan.
Isn't that something?
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It's my job, so maybe
just a regular Samaritan.
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Georgie drives a tow truck
and works at a tire shop.
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When do you find
the time to sleep?
267
00:10:48,838 --> 00:10:49,907
I don't.
268
00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,274
So if it happens
during your sermon,
269
00:10:51,408 --> 00:10:52,174
don't take it personal.
270
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,746
Hard worker,
God rewards that.
271
00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:56,914
Speaking of which,
272
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,482
I couldn't
help but notice
273
00:10:58,582 --> 00:11:00,150
you had some church vans
out there with bald tires.
274
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,551
Be happy to take care
of that for you.
275
00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:05,489
Oh, yeah, this is
the church for you.
276
00:11:05,589 --> 00:11:07,758
Let's talk after
the service.
277
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,960
I told you.
278
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,062
Not even here five minutes
and you're already prospering.
279
00:11:12,162 --> 00:11:13,430
I guess I am.
280
00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:15,298
I'm so happy for you.
281
00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,434
Okay, more hugging.
282
00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:27,611
Remember when you wanted to be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
283
00:11:27,745 --> 00:11:29,079
There's still time.
284
00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:31,782
There is!
285
00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:34,785
Yeah, and I'm gonna be
an aerobics instructor.
286
00:11:36,119 --> 00:11:37,454
Hey.
287
00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:38,589
Hey. How was church?
288
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,490
Great. I met the reverend.
289
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:41,792
Real nice guy.
Mm.
290
00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:43,559
Feel more prosperous?
291
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,026
Actually, I do.
292
00:11:45,027 --> 00:11:47,798
McAllister Auto is now
the exclusive tire store
293
00:11:47,898 --> 00:11:49,767
for all the church buses
and vans.
294
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,501
You're kidding.
295
00:11:51,602 --> 00:11:52,868
Tires, brakes, alignment,
the works.
296
00:11:52,869 --> 00:11:55,704
In fact, I gave him
a ridiculously high price,
297
00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,274
then knocked ten percent off.
298
00:11:57,407 --> 00:11:58,375
He was thrilled.
299
00:11:59,977 --> 00:12:01,478
How can you not
love this kid?
300
00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:03,847
He hustled a reverend.
301
00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,215
Exactly.
302
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,552
You know, I think it's time
we up your compensation.
303
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,089
We already give them free room,
board and childcare.
304
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,324
Yeah, but with the tow truck,
he's working day and night.
305
00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:15,924
He volunteered, Jim.
306
00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:17,595
'Cause he's a go-getter.
307
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,631
Well, then he can
go get another job.
308
00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:21,965
Should we jump in here?
309
00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:24,167
No, stay out of it,
this is how I got a car.
310
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,938
Giving him a cut only
motivates him to make more.
311
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,939
Keeping him hungry
motivates him more.
312
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,509
Now, you see, that is
the kind of thinking
313
00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:34,077
that makes Communism
appealing.
314
00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:35,443
You sure we shouldn't
jump in?
315
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,614
Shh, we're close.
316
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,849
Did you just call me
a Communist?
317
00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:40,415
I'm just saying a good American
318
00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:41,752
would pay him what he's worth.
319
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:43,084
There it is.
320
00:12:43,085 --> 00:12:44,588
Fine, pay him whatever you want.
321
00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:48,859
And that's how I got
a Jeep Cherokee.
322
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,800
I see what's going on.
323
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,637
I get a raise, you can't
keep your hands off of me.
324
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,672
You got a problem
with that?
325
00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:04,274
No, you're right,
I'm way more sexy.
326
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:08,545
Well, I'm really
proud of you.
327
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:11,514
You know, there's
a Bible study Wednesday.
328
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:12,850
You want to come?
329
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:15,218
Oh, wow, we really need
to work on your dirty talk.
330
00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:20,023
Sorry, I just think
you really might like it.
331
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:22,159
Thanks, but I don't need
to watch you sell tires
332
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,294
to a bunch
of Bible thumpers.
333
00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:27,097
It ain't about that.
334
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,832
It's actually
kind of working.
335
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:30,233
W-What are you
talking about?
336
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,770
I'm making more money
and you want to have day sex.
337
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,738
That's everything
I've ever prayed for.
338
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:36,304
Please don't tell me
339
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:37,808
you think that's
'cause of the church.
340
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,842
I don't know. Maybe.
341
00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:43,046
I'm just saying a lot
of what they preach makes sense.
342
00:13:43,146 --> 00:13:45,048
Ugh, you're starting
to sound like your mom.
343
00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,884
What the heck's
that supposed to mean?
344
00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:49,252
Oh, calm down,
I love her, but...
345
00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:50,754
you know, when it comes
to the church,
346
00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:52,422
she's a little bit
of a...
347
00:13:52,522 --> 00:13:54,057
A little bit of a what?
348
00:13:55,058 --> 00:13:57,728
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "nutjob."
349
00:13:57,828 --> 00:13:59,262
Nutjob?
350
00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,329
If I were you, I wouldn't
start comparing moms.
351
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,331
What's that mean?
352
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:06,069
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "bitch."
353
00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:08,939
Where you going? I thought
we were gonna fool around.
354
00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:10,774
Pray for it,
see what happens.
355
00:14:15,879 --> 00:14:17,314
Hey. Still waiting
on them brakes?
356
00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,382
Want it done fast
or you want 'em done right?
357
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:20,617
Well, I want 'em done now.
358
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:25,687
Aw, like a big lion practicing
his roar.
359
00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:27,356
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
360
00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:31,962
Quit it.
Trouble at home?
361
00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,264
Wife find out about
the hot church lady?
362
00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:35,363
No.
363
00:14:35,364 --> 00:14:37,733
Keeping her a secret? Smart.
364
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:39,569
I don't care about her.
365
00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:40,702
Care about who?
366
00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:42,973
The woman who
invited me to church.
367
00:14:43,106 --> 00:14:44,541
The hot woman.
368
00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:46,076
Baywatch hot.
369
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,210
Care to explain?
370
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,046
Yeah, she's attractive.
371
00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:50,613
Muy fuego.
372
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,151
But it don't matter
'cause we're just friends.
373
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:55,685
So you're not
doing something dumb?
374
00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:57,120
Oh, I do dumb stuff
all the time,
375
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,455
just not this.
376
00:14:58,588 --> 00:15:00,623
Well, be careful.
377
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,159
I own a timeshare in Florida
378
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:04,795
'cause the saleslady
looked like Raquel Welch.
379
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:07,564
I don't know
who that is.
380
00:15:07,664 --> 00:15:10,067
Oh, she was a knockout.
381
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,502
Had curves
in all the right places.
382
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,637
She wore this fur bikini
in a movie, man.
383
00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:17,207
I still think about it.
384
00:15:18,075 --> 00:15:19,107
Fur bikini?
385
00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:21,011
Was she cold?
386
00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,346
Get back to work.
387
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,017
"Curves in
all the right places."
388
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,819
Dude is old.
389
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,993
Will Georgie be
joining us for dinner?
390
00:15:36,093 --> 00:15:37,761
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.
391
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:39,329
Oh.
392
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,866
I do hope he isn't
turning into his mother.
393
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,635
That is a terrible thing to say.
394
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:47,670
No matter how hard we fight it,
395
00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:50,373
at some point we all
turn into our parents.
396
00:15:50,473 --> 00:15:53,844
Yeah, well,
I'm turning into Dad.
397
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:56,046
Too late, blondie.
398
00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:58,181
You got something to say,
just say it.
399
00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:00,017
I just think Georgie
should be using
400
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,885
what little free time he has
401
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,686
to be with
his wife and daughter.
402
00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:06,556
I don't disagree.
403
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:07,657
So you agree.
404
00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:09,359
That's not what I said.
405
00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:11,292
If your father
was doing something
406
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,794
that made me uncomfortable,
407
00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:15,198
I would make sure
he knew about it.
408
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,135
God, I am turning into you.
409
00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:19,300
Aw.
410
00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:20,971
No, it's not a good thing.
411
00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:22,372
Where you going?
412
00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:24,305
To tell my husband
I love and support him,
413
00:16:24,306 --> 00:16:25,909
no matter what he chooses to do.
414
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,610
I think that's a mistake.
415
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,279
Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
416
00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:34,515
Thank you, Father,
for your many blessings
417
00:16:34,516 --> 00:16:37,287
and let our prosperity
be a glory to you
418
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:40,490
and a beacon that brings others
to your light.
419
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:41,524
Amen.
420
00:16:41,624 --> 00:16:42,826
Amen.
421
00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:44,995
Georgie, you've
been awful quiet.
422
00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:46,563
Is there anything
you'd like to say
423
00:16:46,663 --> 00:16:47,597
before we wrap it up?
424
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:51,166
Oh, uh, yeah.
425
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,700
I would like to thank you all
426
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,771
for being so welcoming.
427
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,004
I haven't been hugged this much
428
00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:58,141
since I was on
the high school wrestling team.
429
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:00,944
Oh, before I forget...
430
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,881
Here's my business card.
McAllister Auto.
431
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,350
We offer 24-hour towing
and all your tire needs.
432
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,620
Just give them this card
and you'll get ten percent off
433
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,521
our already low, low prices.
434
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:14,757
That it?
435
00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:17,360
Oh. Amen.
436
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:23,300
Here, let me
give you a hand.
437
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,035
Oh. Thanks.
438
00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:29,039
So, what'd you think
of Bible study?
439
00:17:29,139 --> 00:17:31,308
It's hard to believe,
but I liked it.
440
00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:32,908
Why is that hard to believe?
441
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,644
Well, it's got the words
"Bible" and "study"
442
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,013
right there in the name.
443
00:17:37,814 --> 00:17:40,215
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed it.
444
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:43,253
God wanting me to succeed
is kind of comforting.
445
00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:45,956
Could I tell you something?
446
00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,025
I think my flat tire
was no accident.
447
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,159
What are you saying?
448
00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,092
You put a nail
in your own tire?
449
00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:54,364
I think God did it,
to bring you here.
450
00:17:55,398 --> 00:17:57,034
Well, if that's true,
I'm glad he did.
451
00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:58,635
Me, too.
452
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:02,005
Whoa, I'm a married man.
453
00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:04,241
You sure are!
454
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:07,044
Move.
455
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,681
Let's go, married man.
456
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,083
You saw me pull
away, right?
457
00:18:13,183 --> 00:18:14,884
It's the only reason
you're still standing.
458
00:18:21,124 --> 00:18:22,592
Call for a tow?
459
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:28,831
Got to go!
460
00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:41,211
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