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What's that old saying?
Read 'em and weep.
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Damn it.
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Good job, partner.
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Is this really your first time
playing bridge?
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Guess I'm just lucky.
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I mean, look at the family
I married into.
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Are we done?
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No, we're going again.
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If you insist.
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You better not be hustling us.
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I can't believe
you would accuse me of that.
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Amanda, you need
to up your game.
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I'll do you one better.
I'm up and I'm out.
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You can't quit in the middle.
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Well, I think
I hear the baby.
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I think I hear a baby, too.
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Oh, come on, Mandy,
we're having fun.
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Are we?
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Tell you what,
why don't we switch partners?
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I'll play
with your mama.
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Now we're talking.
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Aw, why do I get Mandy?
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I'm not that bad.
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You are.
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Am I?
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Oh, what do I know?
I'm just a beginner.
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Can't believe I just
spent my Friday night
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playing bridge
with my parents.
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I'm a hundred years old.
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Guess that makes me only 89.
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Sorry.
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When did this become our life?
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What's wrong with spending
time with your folks?
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Nothing, I just miss
having a social life.
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We have a social life.
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We got your mom, dad, brother,
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my mom, meemaw,
sister...
Okay, okay.
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And if you count our TV friends,
we got Tony Danza, Frasier...
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Stop.
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In the meantime,
you're looking
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pretty good for an old lady.
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Oh, really?
Is that so?
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That is so. What do you say
I get you out of them bloomers
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and see what happens?
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"Bloomers"?
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Ain't that what you old biddies
wear under your frock?
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Please stop talking.
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Oh, my God,
how long does it take
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to finish
a slice of pie?
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I know, but it's
kind of romantic
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the way they look at each other.
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What makes you think
they're a couple?
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Maybe they're
brother and sister
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in some kind of
sick relationship.
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm not rooting for it.
I said it was sick.
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Hey, I'm gonna
grab a drink
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when we get off.
You want to come?
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Wow, I can't remember the last
time I went out for a drink.
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Is that a yes?
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I-I don't know, my husband's
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at home with the baby.
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Well, if it's too
much trouble...
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Oh, no, it's no trouble,
I'm coming.
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Hi, can I get anything else
for you or your wife?
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No, she's my sister.
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Oh, my God.
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Huh. Look at me.
It's after 9:00,
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I'm not only out,
I'm awake.
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And your husband didn't mind
staying home with the baby?
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Oh, no, he loves it.
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That's nice.
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My ex loved babies, too.
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Why'd you break up?
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He made a baby
with another woman.
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Oh. Sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah, he's that
bitch's problem now.
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Man, I hate bitches.
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No, it's fine,
I got my son, my freedom,
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now it's my turn to have fun.
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And, now, when you
say "fun," you mean...
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Sex with men
I barely know.
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Okay, well,
I won't be doing that,
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but I will be
cheering for you.
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Thank you!
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You go, hoebag.
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Hey. What are you
still doing up?
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Just watching Rambo III.
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You'd think it'd answer
a lot of questions
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from I and II, but it don't.
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Did you have fun?
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It was okay.
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Mandy...
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I had a nice time.
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Mandy...
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Okay, I had a great time.
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Good, I'm glad.
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It was so nice
to hang out with a woman
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who didn't
give birth to me.
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Well, a couple
pretty women at the bar,
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you must have gotten hit on.
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Actually, not at all.
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Oh. Well, they must've
saw your wedding ring
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and didn't want
to be disrespectful.
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Good. Yeah.
That's why.
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Well, just so you know,
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your daughter and I had
a pretty fun night, too.
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She discovered
farting in the bathtub.
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Aw, and I missed it?
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Don't worry, if she's
anything like her daddy,
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she'll do it again.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Shoot.
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When you got married,
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did you still have
other friends?
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Oh, yeah, tons.
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What about after
you had kids?
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Oh, no,
life as I knew it ended.
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But you were fine
with that, right?
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I get the feeling
you want me to say yes.
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I don't know, Mandy's
just got in my head
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about us having
a social life.
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So? You must have
lots of friends.
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I do.
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I mean, I did.
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Maybe I don't.
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Well, hang in there.
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When CeeCee gets a little older,
she'll make friends
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and you'll pretend
to like their parents.
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Maybe I will like 'em.
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You won't,
they're awful.
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You know, after
work on Fridays,
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me and my buddies play
a little half-court basketball.
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Cool.
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Yeah, and after we grab pizza
and beer.
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Sounds fun.
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It is. It really is.
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I've gone with them.
It's a good time.
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"Then he nibbled a hole
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"in the cocoon,
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"pushed his way out,
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and he was
a beautiful butterfly."
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But you knew that.
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'Cause Daddy's read
this story 118 times.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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All right, let me
call you right back.
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Hey, uh, my friend Beth
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invited me over
to her place tonight.
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Oh, I think your parents
were hoping we'd play cards.
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Yeah, I'm well aware.
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Okay, you should go.
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Well, you don't sound so sure.
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Well, I just thought
you and I would hang out.
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Well, why don't you
come with me?
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I know Beth wants to meet you.
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I ain't gonna get in the way
of your girl talk?
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Girl talk? What's girl talk?
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I don't know.
Guys' butts, panties?
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Put on a clean shirt,
you're coming with me.
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She's asleep.
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Kind of bummed we lost
our bridge partners.
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I'll play with you.
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That's nice,
but it's a four-person game.
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We could play something else.
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How about Scrabble?
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How about something
I'm good at?
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Reading on the toilet
is not a game, Jim.
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I have a game
we can play.
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I'm a thing.
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You have 20 questions. Go.
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I don't want
to play that.
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I do.
Are you a vegetable?
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No. 19.
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What kind of
first question is that?
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It's too specific.
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I thought you
weren't playing.
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I'm not, but if I was,
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I'd ask a better
first question.
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Like what?
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Like, "Are you
a living thing?"
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No. 18.
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Great question.
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But now we know it's not alive.
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It is a good question, right?
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Yes. 17.
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You're counting that?
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Yes. 16.
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Oh, come on!
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So how did
you two meet?
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She came into the Laundromat
I was working at,
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and I asked her out.
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Laundromat. Sexy.
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It was really a front for
a backroom gambling operation.
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That sexy enough for you?
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She was worried
I was a little too young,
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so I lied about my age.
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Mm-hmm. You sure did.
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Hey, you lied
about your age, too.
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Anyhoo, too much tequila,
not enough condoms,
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here we are.
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Nice.
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I eventually
told her the truth.
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Yep. And we fell in love.
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That's sweet, you started
with lies and ended with love.
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I went the other way.
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Hello?
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Oh, that's my son. In here.
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Hey.
Hey, Todd.
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Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
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Georgie Cooper?
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Yeah.
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Didn't you go to Medford High?
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Yeah, a while ago.
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Your dad was the football coach,
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you had the genius brother.
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I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
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He was a year
ahead of me.
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Wait, how old are you?
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Nineteen.
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Now you know
why he lied.
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So, did you graduate?
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No, I dropped out
my junior year.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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- No, it's not.
- Not cool.
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If I didn't,
we never would've met.
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'Cause you would've
been in homeroom?
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Well, Todd, I'm sure you've
got a lot of stuff to do.
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You don't want to hang out
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with us old folks...
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and Georgie.
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I'm gonna go work
on my dirt bike.
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You got a dirt bike?
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Yamaha YZ250.
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Oh, sweet.
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- You want to see it?
- Can I?
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Go ahead.
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So, 19...
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Yeah, he's-he's very mature
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- for his age.
- I'm sure.
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And, you know, most days
I-I don't even think about it.
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And why would you?
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He's a good father
and a hard worker.
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I bet the sex is amazing.
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Oh, well, he does bring
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a certain youthful energy
to the party.
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Do tell.
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I think I've told enough.
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You know, sometimes I look
at Todd's friends and...
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Oh, Beth, no.
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What? You married one.
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Yeah.
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How long you had it?
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Six months.
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My dad bought it for me
during the divorce
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- so I'd be on his side.
- Did it work?
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No, my mom bought me a Nintendo.
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Kind of balanced things out.
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You know, people don't talk much
about the upsides of divorce.
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So, what's it like
being married?
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Well, I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
262
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,852
Cool.
263
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,374
What's it like
having a girlfriend?
264
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,982
It's good.
265
00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:09,113
I mean, you got to buy 'em
presents and watch dumb movies,
266
00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:11,549
but overall
it's worth it.
267
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,895
So I bet you get
to do it all the time.
268
00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:15,765
Well, I'm a gentleman.
269
00:10:15,766 --> 00:10:18,591
B-But I did say "worth it."
270
00:10:18,592 --> 00:10:20,374
It's not weird that she's old?
271
00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,939
She ain't old,
she's older.
272
00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,721
Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
273
00:10:25,722 --> 00:10:27,982
Sorry, I don't mean
nothing by it.
274
00:10:27,983 --> 00:10:29,721
New school nurse is hot.
275
00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:31,721
And she's like 23.
276
00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:32,721
There you go.
277
00:10:32,722 --> 00:10:33,984
What we doing here?
278
00:10:35,028 --> 00:10:36,069
Just tightening
the brakes.
279
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,984
Well, let me help you.
280
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,634
Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
281
00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:42,852
We've talked about this.
282
00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,897
Older's better.
283
00:10:50,463 --> 00:10:52,982
Okay, so we know
it's not musical.
284
00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,982
We know
it's not a machine.
285
00:10:54,983 --> 00:10:57,113
But it is man-made.
286
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,069
Got to be smart
about this.
287
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,504
You're the one
who wasted two questions.
288
00:11:01,505 --> 00:11:03,200
Well, they shouldn't
have counted.
289
00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:05,374
But they did, didn't they?
290
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,200
How can we be sure
this isn't
291
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:09,374
some stupid thing
only he knows exists?
292
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,159
Good point.
293
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,941
Do it.
294
00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:17,941
Are you some stupid thing
only you know exists?
295
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,244
No.
296
00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:21,504
Twelve.
297
00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:22,765
So you're sure
we'd know...?
298
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,982
No, don't waste one.
299
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,504
It's something we know.
300
00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:26,765
Okay, okay.
301
00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:28,767
Damn, this is
stressful.
302
00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:31,721
If it's too much, we can stop.
303
00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:34,333
No shame admitting defeat.
304
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,289
Make coffee.
On it.
305
00:11:42,506 --> 00:11:43,721
That was fun.
306
00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:45,287
Thanks for letting me
tag along.
307
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,159
Mm-hmm.
308
00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:51,504
Crazy you and Todd went
to school together.
309
00:11:51,505 --> 00:11:53,026
I know.
310
00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:55,765
My meemaw would call that
"quite the coinkydink."
311
00:11:55,766 --> 00:11:56,982
Hey.
312
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,026
Listen, Todd invited me
313
00:11:58,027 --> 00:11:59,504
to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
314
00:11:59,505 --> 00:12:00,504
You're not doing that.
315
00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:01,634
Why?
316
00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:02,852
You have a child.
It's dangerous.
317
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,200
I'll wear a helmet.
318
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,113
No.
319
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,202
Todd's mom lets him do it.
320
00:12:11,462 --> 00:12:13,200
What did you say?
321
00:12:13,201 --> 00:12:14,591
What?
322
00:12:14,592 --> 00:12:16,287
"Todd's mom lets him do it,"
323
00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:17,200
like I'm your mom?
324
00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:18,547
That ain't
what I meant.
325
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:19,591
Well, that's
what it sounded like.
326
00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,026
Well, if you don't like it,
327
00:12:21,027 --> 00:12:22,765
maybe you should stop
acting like my mom.
328
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:24,982
You-- I--
329
00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,723
You are in trouble, mister.
330
00:12:28,941 --> 00:12:31,246
Oh, don't you roll
your eyes at me.
331
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:40,721
How about this?
332
00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:42,547
I like it.
333
00:12:42,548 --> 00:12:43,765
You sure?
334
00:12:43,766 --> 00:12:45,246
Do it.
335
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,721
Are you something
in this house?
336
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,287
Yes.
337
00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:51,765
Yes!
Good job.
338
00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,678
Teamwork, babe.
339
00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,547
You are not playing
with my friend's son!
340
00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:59,159
I'm a grown man,
I can play with whoever I want.
341
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,721
Trouble in paradise.
342
00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:03,244
We're back.
343
00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:04,504
We heard.
344
00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:05,504
CeeCee good?
345
00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:06,721
Sound asleep.
346
00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:07,895
You two okay?
347
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,200
I don't want to talk about it.
348
00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:10,504
All righty.
349
00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:11,808
We're playing 20 Questions
350
00:13:11,809 --> 00:13:13,113
if you'd like to join.
351
00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:14,941
No.
352
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,680
Anyone else glad she said no?
353
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,634
That was great.
354
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:30,373
I haven't ridden in years.
355
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,634
Why'd you stop?
356
00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:33,373
Oh, you know, got busy.
357
00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:35,373
Wife, baby, job.
358
00:13:35,374 --> 00:13:37,634
How old are you?
359
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,026
Nineteen...
360
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,200
and a half, basically 20.
361
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:42,504
You should see his wife.
362
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:43,504
She's hot.
363
00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:44,678
Hey!
364
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,200
I mean, thank you, but hey.
365
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,026
All right,
who's ready for some beer?
366
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:50,287
- Oh, yeah, count me in.
- Please.
367
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,765
Thought we were gonna ride
some more?
368
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:52,765
We are.
369
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,417
After drinking?
370
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,721
I thought you said he was cool.
371
00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:56,809
I'm cool.
372
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,634
I drive a tow truck.
I've seen stuff.
373
00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:01,548
Believe me, safe is cool.
374
00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:04,721
At least eat something
to coat your stomach.
375
00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:08,026
I'm sorry, our mommies
didn't pack us any snacks.
376
00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:10,246
Well, that's all right, I got
some string cheese in the truck.
377
00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:20,547
So, is your husband out
with his little friends?
378
00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:22,200
Don't call them that.
379
00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:23,330
Sorry.
380
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:24,330
Is your husband out
381
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,852
with his big-boy friends?
382
00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:28,982
Can you stop
enjoying this?
383
00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:30,895
No.
384
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,895
I'm not upset
he's out with friends.
385
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,895
I'm upset he's doing
something dangerous.
386
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,852
Well, why didn't
you tell him not to?
387
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,636
I did.
He didn't listen.
388
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,721
Well...
389
00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:43,330
he is at that
rebellious age.
390
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:44,679
I'm serious.
391
00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:48,460
Georgie has a lot
of very good qualities,
392
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:50,286
but he's so much
younger than you.
393
00:14:50,287 --> 00:14:52,721
It was bound to a problem
at some point.
394
00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:53,721
That's not true.
395
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:55,244
Really?
396
00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:57,721
Think about what you were
doing when you were 19.
397
00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,026
Well, I was in college,
so I was...
398
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:04,419
going to all my classes
and studying a lot.
399
00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:07,808
Okay, but it's different
because I didn't have a child.
400
00:15:07,809 --> 00:15:10,810
And now you've
got two of 'em.
401
00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:18,286
Check out the cowboy at the bar.
402
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:21,504
Oh, that's not a cowboy,
that's my dentist.
403
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,939
Ooh, Dr. Cowboy.
404
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,591
I have a cleaning
next week.
405
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,113
Can you not ruin it?
406
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:28,460
He married?
407
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,373
Um, I don't know,
he wears gloves.
408
00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:32,069
I'm gonna find out.
409
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,460
Wait, you're just
gonna leave me here?
410
00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:35,506
I guess you are.
411
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,069
Not a chance.
412
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,115
But thank you.
413
00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:47,721
All right, Richie,
this is you.
414
00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:49,330
Later.
415
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,593
Wait, here's
your keys.
416
00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:55,159
Someday you'll
thank me!
417
00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:58,243
Little punk.
418
00:15:58,244 --> 00:15:59,895
All right,
who's next?
419
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,939
I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
420
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,721
It's Georgie, it's just Georgie.
421
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:05,680
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
422
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,199
What?
423
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,504
I'm gonna take off.
424
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:20,680
- Okay.
- Hi, Mandy.
425
00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:22,897
Hi, Dr. Piccardo.
426
00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:26,419
Okay, sure.
427
00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:36,635
Huh.
428
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:41,765
Hi.
Hey.
429
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,199
Thanks for coming.
430
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,547
What happened to your buddy?
431
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:46,156
Oh, she's, um...
432
00:16:46,157 --> 00:16:48,506
getting a cavity filled.
433
00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:50,373
Let's go home.
434
00:16:50,374 --> 00:16:51,373
Are you sure?
We're here.
435
00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:52,373
I can buy you a drink.
436
00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:53,634
Or if they card me,
437
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:55,199
you can buy me a drink.
438
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,895
I think I'd rather go home
and watch my daughter sleep.
439
00:16:57,896 --> 00:16:59,721
Oh, that's
my favorite thing.
440
00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:01,199
How was your night?
441
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,199
You want the truth?
442
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,156
Yeah.
443
00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:04,767
Teenagers suck.
444
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,069
Okay. We know it's not
a tangible object.
445
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,069
It can't be bought.
446
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,113
It's odorless.
447
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,939
And it's in this room right now.
448
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,373
We only have one question left.
449
00:17:18,374 --> 00:17:19,373
We have to guess.
450
00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:21,419
What are you thinking?
451
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,939
Agreed.
452
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,941
Go for it.
453
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,069
Are you time?
454
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,547
Ooh, good guess.
455
00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:36,112
- Did we get it?
- No.
456
00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,112
- Son of a bitch!
- Damn it!
457
00:17:38,113 --> 00:17:39,373
So, what was it?
458
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:41,984
Sorry, you're out of questions.
459
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:44,504
You're really not
gonna tell us?
460
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:46,375
Thanks for playing.
461
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:48,591
You get back here
right now
462
00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:50,593
and you tell us!
463
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:52,982
I don't know why you like him.
464
00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:54,373
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