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Huh, weird.
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What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
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coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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Check it out.
What's that?
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- My very first credit card.
- Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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Now you just be careful.
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Those cards can
get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed
you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation, honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done
this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at
ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means
I still have
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a little bit of
credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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$12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you
not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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You only had sex with me
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to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards
are there?
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A couple.
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- So two?
- A few.
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- So three?
- Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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How is that
ever gonna happen?
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store
is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid
out there.
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend
like you didn't
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hear us fightin'
last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about--
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh
perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind
of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes
a ton of money
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and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say.
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Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
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So don't get too comfortable--
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In sports...
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Got a minute?
Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
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your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills, everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
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- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again,
it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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All right.
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
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We're square.
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
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Promise.
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Thank you.
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Georgie.
267
00:10:08,204 --> 00:10:09,727
You're a good man.
268
00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:12,338
I try, sir.
269
00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:18,039
So glad I didn't shoot him.
270
00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,310
Can I help you?
271
00:10:29,311 --> 00:10:31,268
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
272
00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:32,965
I used to, why?
273
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,446
You owe her a bunch of money.
274
00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:37,144
Who are you?
275
00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,449
I'm her husband.
276
00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:40,192
Oh, damn, she got married?
277
00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:44,368
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
278
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:46,718
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
279
00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:48,807
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
280
00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:51,201
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
281
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,637
What are we gonna do about this?
282
00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:54,987
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
283
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,730
Well, now's your chance.
284
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:58,906
Come on in.
285
00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:02,821
You see her mom much?
286
00:11:02,822 --> 00:11:04,083
Why?
287
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:06,085
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
288
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:08,742
Oh, ew.
289
00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:15,660
You sure you
don't want a beer?
290
00:11:15,661 --> 00:11:17,358
No, thank you.
291
00:11:17,359 --> 00:11:19,275
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
292
00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:22,800
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
293
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,235
All right, then.
294
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,106
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
295
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:30,373
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
296
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:34,026
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
297
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,597
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
298
00:11:40,252 --> 00:11:42,121
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
299
00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:44,125
I wasn't in
a great place.
300
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,303
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
301
00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:51,218
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
302
00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,089
Ouch.
Good thing
I was drunk.
303
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,222
Only broke a wrist.
304
00:11:55,223 --> 00:11:57,180
That's what that
medical bill was.
305
00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:58,660
Still clicks.
306
00:11:58,661 --> 00:12:00,052
Hear it?
307
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,053
Oh, yeah.
308
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,448
Like a Bic pen.
309
00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:06,885
Well, anyways,
here you go.
310
00:12:06,886 --> 00:12:08,149
Thank you.
311
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:11,934
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
312
00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:14,110
We got one, little girl.
313
00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:16,243
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
314
00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:17,592
I guess.
315
00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:18,856
Where you live?
316
00:12:19,857 --> 00:12:21,813
Alabama.
317
00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:25,426
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
318
00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:27,430
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
319
00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:36,263
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
320
00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:39,703
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
321
00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:44,096
Hey.
What the hell?
322
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,402
You gave me
a bad check.
323
00:12:45,403 --> 00:12:48,668
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
324
00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:02,941
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
325
00:13:02,942 --> 00:13:04,682
Just tired.
326
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,118
Busy day?
327
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,253
Busy, busy.
328
00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:10,993
Connor, why don't you be
a member of this family
329
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,951
and join us for once?
330
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,215
I'm good.
331
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,999
Well, I'm not.
332
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,131
Would you like to join me?
333
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,872
No.
334
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:23,094
Just know,
you're always welcome.
335
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,356
Just so you know,
336
00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:27,879
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
337
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,620
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
338
00:13:29,621 --> 00:13:31,100
What about CeeCee?
339
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,189
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
340
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:34,495
Grandma's
on the job.
341
00:13:34,496 --> 00:13:35,887
Well, if I'm around, I can--
342
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:37,413
Grandma's got it!
343
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,066
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,
344
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,503
I've got some ideas as to how
345
00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:43,721
I can be making more money
at the store.
346
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:44,809
What you thinking?
347
00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:46,333
Well, we got a tow truck
348
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:48,073
that mostly just sits there.
349
00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:50,162
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
350
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,687
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
351
00:13:52,688 --> 00:13:54,166
when someone needs a tow.
352
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,864
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
353
00:13:55,865 --> 00:13:58,867
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
354
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,695
previous endeavors?
355
00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,087
Endeavors?
356
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:04,481
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
357
00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:07,530
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
358
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,487
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
359
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:13,011
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
360
00:14:13,012 --> 00:14:15,013
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
361
00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,667
make donations
to their charity funds.
362
00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,016
With what money?
363
00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:19,455
I got a credit card.
364
00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:24,501
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
365
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,592
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
366
00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:30,028
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
367
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,029
I'm in.
368
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,075
No, sir, I'll do it.
369
00:14:33,076 --> 00:14:35,382
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
370
00:14:35,383 --> 00:14:37,862
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
371
00:14:37,863 --> 00:14:40,737
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
372
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,302
Mom.
373
00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:44,782
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
374
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,351
so back off!
375
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,485
I like it. Keep thinking.
376
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,531
Can someone pass the salt?
377
00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:55,099
Thank you.
378
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:02,278
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
379
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,280
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
380
00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:05,586
I know.
381
00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:07,109
Or a lot of CeeCee.
382
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:08,850
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
383
00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:10,417
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
384
00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:12,464
Sounds like a plan.
385
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,161
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
386
00:15:16,162 --> 00:15:17,336
I know.
387
00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:19,645
I am what you call "a catch."
388
00:15:20,646 --> 00:15:22,472
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
389
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,213
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
390
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,258
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
391
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,784
but maybe it's you.
392
00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:30,959
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
393
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,309
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
394
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,921
You jerk.
395
00:15:39,491 --> 00:15:41,230
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
396
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,841
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
397
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,277
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
398
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,194
Best leave it
in the past.
399
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:49,412
Okay.
400
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,459
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
401
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,590
I promise.
402
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,244
You sure?
403
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,814
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
404
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:00,904
Nothing.
405
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:02,773
What about you?
406
00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:04,122
Nothing.
407
00:16:04,123 --> 00:16:05,472
What you see
is what you get.
408
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:07,343
'Kay. Love you.
409
00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:08,433
Love you, too.
410
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:29,147
Well, this is a sad sight.
411
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,627
What took so long?
412
00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,847
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
413
00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:33,978
What's the trouble?
414
00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:35,632
Don't know. It just conked out.
415
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,287
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
416
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,941
It's British.
417
00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:42,554
We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
418
00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:46,469
Hey, Georgie.
419
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,384
Oh, hey, Lisa.
420
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:49,646
Thanks for the call.
421
00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:51,955
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
422
00:16:57,264 --> 00:17:00,570
Oh, what a cute baby.
423
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:01,615
Thanks.
424
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,181
How old is this little guy?
425
00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:04,574
Just turned one.
426
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,750
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
427
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,056
She's at home with my mom.
428
00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:10,103
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
429
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,106
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
430
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,586
Okay, let me tell you
the specials.
431
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:19,197
The soup of the day is tomato
432
00:17:19,198 --> 00:17:20,938
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
433
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,723
with a side of mashed potatoes.
434
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,771
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
435
00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:36,781
You have one new message.
436
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,916
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
437
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,744
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
438
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:46,485
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
439
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,792
Anyway, listen, hey,
if you're ever in L.A.,
440
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,055
if you want to come by and jam
with The Tonight Show band,
441
00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,884
the guys would love it. See ya.
442
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:58,674
Connor?
443
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,157
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