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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:17,000 [ Two thousand years ago and more, Julius Caesar, as the head of his Roman legion, ] 2 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,950 [ came, saw and conquered the land of the Gauls. ] 3 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:22,000 [ after a long and bitter struggle. ] 4 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:39,060 [ The resistance was led by Vercingetorige. And this valiant young leader... ] 5 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:43,100 [ was forced to lay down his arms at the feet of Caesar. ] 6 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:52,960 [ lt's an historical fact that Caesar had a lot of Gaul but he didn't have it all. ] 7 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,400 [ One little region held out. A fortified village surrounded by the... ] 8 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,080 [ entrenched Romans. ] 9 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,200 [ and it is in this village that we shall meet the hero... ] 10 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,600 [ of our tale – The mighty warrior Asterix. ] 11 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:14,480 [ There he is now, about to go hunting for wild boar, their habit. ] 12 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:21,100 - You'll be back soon Asterix ? - Yes l'll be back in time for dinner. 13 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,300 Ah, something tells me there are Romans around here. 14 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,500 - What hit me ? - They're the Gaul favorite key. 15 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,200 [ The occupation of Gaul, as we see, was no Roman holiday. ] 16 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:04,950 [ At HamSweetham, the legion leader , Bonus Belonus, was meditating. ] 17 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,500 Hail Bonus Belonus ! 18 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,100 The patrol is back. 19 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,120 Hail Patroleum Popus, hail! Let's hear the report ! 20 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,400 - Hail Bonus Belonus. - Hail... 21 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,600 By Jupiter, What happened to you, men? 22 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,650 How did you get so badly beaten? Were you outnumbered ? 23 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,100 Well, well Were we outnumbered ? 24 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,700 Outnumbered? l wouldn't say that. 25 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,100 There was a boy. 26 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,000 Yeah, there was. And he wasn't too big either. 27 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,000 By Jupiter - there is a deep secret to the Gaelic strength. 28 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,650 Well, Asterix, anything special happened ? 29 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:48,700 - Oh, no! Oh, yes! l crowned four Romans. 30 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:53,650 - Oh, that all ? - Hey, Obelix, how would you like some roast boar ? 31 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:57,700 - Oh sure, just got a couple of these to drop off. 32 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,300 Yum yum roast boars. 33 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,200 l guess the Romans were furious. 34 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:15,500 They are going to attack us again you'll see. 35 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,500 Why worry as long as Panoramix can cook up his magic potion. 36 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:29,260 That reminds me this is my ration day, let's go see the old Druid. 37 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,700 Come along Obelix ? 38 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:36,600 Asterix! You know we mustn't waste food. 39 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:45,110 Hear that ! That's him cutting mistletoe with his golden sickle. 40 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:50,400 Panoramix, Druid ? 41 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:56,000 - What's the matter Panoramix ? - You scared me, you made me... 42 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,800 cut my finger with my sickle. 43 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,860 Oh! Sorry Panoramix. l've come to get my ration of para-potion. 44 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:05,970 Shhh, it's a secret, come with me ! 45 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:18,150 With stirring motion l mix the potion that gives us our magic powers. 46 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:22,510 The magic potion that increases your strength a thousand fold. 47 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:26,100 Exactly what do you put into that potion, old druid ? 48 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,200 The origin of the potion is lost in the darkness of the ages. 49 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:37,840 A Druid can only repeat the secret to another druid, all that l can tell you... 50 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,750 Is there contained mistletoe and lobster, the lobster is not necessary? 51 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,750 but it tastes good. 52 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:49,010 - Can l have some too ? - No Obelix, no no you know you can't ! 53 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,320 You fell into a pot when you were just a baby and the effects... 54 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:56,100 of the potion on you are permanent, you know that! 55 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:05,400 Why don't you try out the effects of the potion for us ? 56 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,700 Sure here l go. 57 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:43,000 lt works, old druid it works! 58 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,600 Those poor poor Romans, how sorry l feel for them. 59 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:58,750 [ And now let us see what the Romans are up to. ] 60 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,500 And in spite of our siege, these Gauls go on defying us ! 61 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,300 lf they are going to fight one against four it isn't fair ! 62 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,700 They'll make the foul of us. 63 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:12,900 - We have to find out the secret of their power. - You're right Marcus Sallibus. 64 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:17,430 l must have a volunteer, who will go and spy on the Gauls ? 65 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,800 With so many volunteers, l have decided... 66 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:37,000 to choose the spy by playing musical chairs. 67 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:43,050 [ This game, which has come to us down through the ages, ] 68 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:45,100 [ was played with one chair less ] 69 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,500 [ than there were legionnaires ... ] 70 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,250 [ When the music stopped... ] 71 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,130 lt's Caligolaminus ! lt's Caligolaminus ! 72 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:08,300 - No, no, l won't go! - Caesar will reward you, Caligolaminus! 73 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:09,950 No, not me! 74 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:12,460 Either you volunteer or l will feed you to the lions. 75 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:16,260 - lf you insist, l'll go. - Make a Gaul out of Caligolaminus. 76 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,350 [ Meanwhile in the Gaelic village... ] 77 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,950 Men, it's a long time now since we last heard from the Romans, that's a bad sign. 78 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:35,800 We must be vigilant and remember to get your ration of the potion. 79 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:40,920 - Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief ! - Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief ! 80 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:44,250 - Chief ! - Yes, Obelix ? 81 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:50,290 Panoramix won't give me any potion, that's not fair. Because l feel weak. 82 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:54,740 - You weak ? - Oh, my! Oh, my! - Here comes Stop-the-music ! 83 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:58,500 l shall now sing a lay in honour of Gaelic courage ! 84 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:05,540 Barbarians, they can't appreciate my art. 85 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:16,250 - Caligolaminus is now ready ! - Good, lets go and see. 86 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,000 Put him in chains. 87 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:37,400 You're going for a stroll near the village of the Gauls, when the Gauls see you ... 88 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:40,980 they'll come and rescue you, and then you'll be within their gates. 89 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,550 You'll learn the secret of their strength. 90 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:50,050 - Now how do you like my plan ? - Well just between us l don't understand. 91 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,600 Take him to the enemy. 92 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:55,500 Hey, hey, now easy, man! Easy, easy, will you? I am a fake prisoner. 93 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,200 l'm a real Roman. l'm a Roman, hey ! 94 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,500 - l'd like to get into a good fight. 95 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,640 - Yeah, but don't count on it, Asterix. 96 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:20,000 The Romans are staying close to their camp, they're tired of getting beaten. 97 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,400 What's that ? 98 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,440 The sound of chains Somebody's arriving, up the tree. 99 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:43,090 How long are we going to have to walk like this. 100 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,100 Shut up! I'll tell you when. 101 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,000 You'll be the only one spared when the Gauls attack, don't forget ! 102 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,380 - Romans coming, they've caught a little Gaul. - Let's save him ! 103 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:33,650 l feel better. 104 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:38,000 Why don't we wake them up, we can begin to give. 105 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,620 No come on, it's getting late. - Come along little fellow. 106 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,100 Mis... Mission accomplished. 107 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,300 - Well, lets take off his chains. - But you can't do it without tools. 108 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,300 Tools, tools, Tools? Who needs tools ? 109 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,300 Well, who are you ? 110 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:14,800 I am Cali... Calix ... Calix-liminix. 111 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,450 l... I live in Lutetia. 112 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,550 But the Romans and Gauls live in peace there, don't they ? 113 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:25,320 Well, in there, I ... I appear so foxy, and that they think l must be a spy. 114 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:29,680 The Romans take you for a spy ? Are they stupid ? 115 00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:38,950 [ The heroic patrol, commanded by Marcus Sallibus... ] 116 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,500 [ returns to the camp At HamsweetHam. ] 117 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:56,850 Oh hail, the Gauls came they saw and they freed Caligolaminus. 118 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:01,060 What a great victory for us ! 119 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:06,510 l hope that Caligolaminus will come back to us in a single piece. 120 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,920 l hope so for him otherwise l'll grind his pieces to pieces. 121 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,280 And throw him to the lions. - Poor ...Minus. 122 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:26,360 We're approaching the village, there you'll be safe. 123 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,770 There's only us Gauls. 124 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:30,400 Oh, great ! 125 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:37,450 - Hey, Asterix and Obelix they brought company ! - l wonder who it is. 126 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,660 You'll have to meet our chief, the great Tunabrix. 127 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:59,780 Where are the Romans? Let me at them ! Where are the Romans ? 128 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,790 Here we are! 129 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:16,000 l bid you welcome brother and l hope you'll feel at home. 130 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,920 Well, thanks. 131 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,300 And now l shall carol a song of welcome. 132 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,370 - Stroll around the village till supper. - All right. 133 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,100 l'll find out what sort of tools these Gauls use to work their metal. 134 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:11,560 - Hey, come on Obelix , that's all! - Here it is, coming right up. 135 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,560 Gosh! They really are strong ! 136 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,570 There must be a secret to this power. 137 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:28,600 Caligoliminix ! Supper's ready ! 138 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:32,530 - Roast boar. - Roast boar ? 139 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:40,140 ls there a secret to your super human strength ? 140 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,350 Yup, but we can't tell it. 141 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:52,230 Why don't you eat ? lt'll get cold otherwise. 142 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:57,230 Why can't you tell me what the secret is ? - Because it's a secret. 143 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,320 lt's not fair ! 144 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:20,500 lf we Gauls can't share our secrets, what's the use ? 145 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,960 lf l was as strong as you l could get past the Roman line... 146 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,260 and get back to my home in Lutetia. 147 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:30,800 - What do you think? - Well l say let's finish his roast boar. 148 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,450 - My relatives are probably worried. - Well lets go and see the Druid. 149 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:47,500 Panoramix ! Panoramix ! 150 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,000 - Ouch! 151 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:57,200 What do you want now, Asterix ? 152 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:02,800 Me, nothing, but our new friend Caligolaminus want to know why we're so strong. 153 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,840 lt's out of the question! Absolutely out of the question. 154 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,840 But l have to get back home and go back to work. 155 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:12,530 What do you work at ? 156 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:17,560 l'm a guide, l guide for Lutetia by night. National tourism. 157 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:21,700 No ! No ! And No! 158 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,100 All right, l get it, you don't want me. 159 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:33,850 l'll get to Lutetia anyway and if the Romans throw me to the lions... 160 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,460 at each bite l'll say, ''You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! 161 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:44,020 You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! 162 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:54,950 - Oh Well, all right ! - Come back Caligoliminix ! 163 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:59,040 Come back, Caligoliminix ! 164 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,800 All right, l'll show you the secret of our power, l'll even give you a portion of a potion. 165 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,350 lt's a secret you can drink? 166 00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:09,350 Go call the others, Asterix. 167 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,690 Get your magic potion ! Come and get your potion ! 168 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,730 Come and get your potion ! 169 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,090 - Magic ? - Potion ? 170 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,730 Come and get your potion ! - Magic ? 171 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,700 - Potion ? - The magic potion ? 172 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:41,120 A portion of this potion, can give you the necessary strength to return... 173 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:47,300 to Lutetia. But the effects of it disappear quickly. 174 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,360 lt tastes like vegetable soup. But l can make it taste like other things... 175 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:08,350 Lamb barbecue, clam chowder, cheese omelette, steak and onions... 176 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,500 The super banana cream pie. 177 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,550 But l don't feel anything special. 178 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,900 Why don't you try lifting up that rock ? 179 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,000 But l'd never be able to. 180 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:52,340 Hey little fellow, you have to be careful anyway. 181 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,530 - What are we going to do now ? - Were going to dance. 182 00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,760 Lets the dance now begin ! 183 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,970 Take your places ! 184 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,800 Step to the right ! 185 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,060 And step to the left ! 186 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,470 Left row forward, right row back ! 187 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,070 Mark your places, reach your partner. 188 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,360 Pull your partners moustache ! 189 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,360 Pull your partners moustache ! 190 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:28,930 These are removable moustaches, They are the latest style in Lutetia. 191 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,600 Your are no Gaul, you're a Roman spy. 192 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,780 Get the Roman ! 193 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:44,220 lt's no use Asterix, remember he just drank the potion. 194 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,380 lt's because of your potion he escapes. 195 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:51,000 By my golden sickle, you are the one who insisted that l give him some. 196 00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:56,110 Lets forget it, he didn't learn much and the effect will disappear soon. 197 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,500 Hail Bonus Belonus ! 198 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,480 l've learnt the secret of the Gauls. lt's a magic potion. 199 00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,320 - Where is this potion ? - Here here here ! 200 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:19,890 Come along Caligolaminus, l want to see what effects this potion produces. 201 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:24,730 Fight them ! 202 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:25,900 Fight them ! 203 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,800 l said fight them ! 204 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,860 - Him ? Fight us? By Jupiter? 205 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:34,200 By Jupiter, he'll fight us, we'll make mincemeat. 206 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,550 That's that ! 207 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,300 Wonderful! Miraculous! 208 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,550 The trouble is we don't have the potion so that we can find what it is made of! 209 00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:02,840 No, we don't! 210 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,240 l suggest we cut him open just like a rabbit. 211 00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:10,330 You just try it. Come on, you just try it. 212 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:15,370 Your idea isn't bad, but Caligolaminus refused to cooperate. 213 00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:18,530 Sure l refuse ! 214 00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:22,930 How long is the potion effective ? 215 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:26,020 How long ? l don't know. 216 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,180 All right, lift that rock. 217 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:34,540 There you are. 218 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:41,100 What a man ! Now don't move, when that rock gets too heavy for you, ... 219 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:45,470 it'll mean the effects of the potion have completely disappeared. 220 00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:51,360 [ Much, much later... ] 221 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:23,170 Well now, you don't feel quite so strong ? - No, not quite. 222 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:37,500 lf l can find out what's in that potion, l can become emperor, Bonus Caesar. 223 00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:43,110 [ We leave Bonus Belonus to his dreams and return to the Gauls. ] 224 00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:47,550 - l'm going to the forest to gather mistletoe. - Do you want me to come along ? 225 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,160 No Asterix, you stay here and protect the village, your strength is ... 226 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,520 due to my potion but your intelligence was yours from the day you were born. 227 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,520 Anyhow l won't be very long. 228 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 All right. 229 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,770 You Roman nincompoops ! 230 00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:34,400 - We've captured the Druid. - Oh, bonus Belonus! 231 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,250 Bravo, Julius Octopus, as a reward... 232 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:41,300 you can have a pass to go to Rome and see the circus. 233 00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:46,640 Rome! l'm going to the circus ! l'm going to the circus ! 234 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,390 - Druid, tell me your secret. - The secret ? Not on your life. 235 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,150 This man must talk, get me the torturer. 236 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,640 We'll see if he'll talk or not. 237 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,560 Cough ! 238 00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:12,500 Come on druid ! We've been torturing you for hours and it hasn't helped. 239 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,800 Surely it has! It has helped me pass the time. 240 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,650 Druid, tell me the secret, and l'll make you powerful and rich ! 241 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,240 - No ! - You'll have lots of money! 242 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,310 Lots and lots and lots of money. 243 00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:29,260 No! 244 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:38,030 The magical powers of this Druid are much too strong for me. 245 00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:42,390 And he's so stubborn, as stubborn as a mule. 246 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,910 What's the matter Asterix ? You look worried. 247 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,000 The Druid went to gather mistletoe and hasn't come back. 248 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,600 l'm going to go find him. 249 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,000 Be careful Asterix! 250 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,100 You had your potion a long time ago. 251 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,200 Well, l'll just have to trust my intelligence. 252 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:10,370 Panoramix ! 253 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,700 Druid, where are you ? 254 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:22,740 Panoramix ! 255 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:29,600 Panoramix ! Panoramix ! 256 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:37,400 ♪ A dealer, is off this time! 257 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,400 ♪ I'm so sad! It makes me cry. 258 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,650 ♪ To the market, My ox dies go. 259 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:48,500 ♪ Who will then, carry the load... 260 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:52,400 ♪ How can I ever sell this piece. 261 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,080 ♪ The very talk likes a bad dream. 262 00:28:56,250 --> 00:29:00,000 ♪ With thee, the idea to burnt heart. 263 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000 ♪ How am I, dispose my dark? 264 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,800 ♪ On my way, I've still bursted. 265 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,600 ♪ I can't permit my great to spoil. 266 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,250 ♪ Without my ox, My cart can't scroll. 267 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,000 ♪ Although with me, I am a laster 268 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,550 ♪ A dealer, Without firm eyes 269 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,650 ♪ And I'm so sad, Must be cry... 270 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:36,150 ♪ To the market, My ox dies go 271 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:40,300 ♪ Who will then, Carry the load.... 272 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,200 You, nothing to worry about. Don't sell your oxen. 273 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,750 - Then what ? - Just sell your cart . - What ? 274 00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:56,160 Just sell your cart and go home with your oxen. 275 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:59,500 What a brilliant idea that is ! 276 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,600 Go I keep my oxen, sell my cart to which my great I will depart.... 277 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,800 Stop, stop, enough ! 278 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,600 Tell me, have you seen a Druid gathering mistletoe ? 279 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:17,550 No but l did see one being carried in a net, 280 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,250 a group of legionnaires were taking him to HamSweetham. 281 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:28,050 - What ? You take me to Hamsweetham. - But that is a way out of my way ! 282 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,800 Hamsweetham is the biggest market around and it has a great used cart park. 283 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,480 How lucky for me to have met you, Hamsweetham, here we come. 284 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:10,130 - Why are you hiding ? - To play a joke on my Roman pals. 285 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,600 That's great, l love jokes. 286 00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:22,790 This jackass should get the laurel wreath for stupidity. 287 00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:31,000 - I want to know what you are carrying in your cart ? - Nothing. 288 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,200 By Jupiter, are you laughing at me ? 289 00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:42,780 What is going on here, Cracsus Daris ? 290 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:46,300 This sap is laughing at me. l'll have to check his cart. 291 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,950 Let him enter, l know him! He's not dangerous. 292 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,670 Oh, my hell! Noodle heads almost got me caught. 293 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:17,680 Here we are in camp, are you going to play your joke now ? 294 00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:23,130 - No, it's going to be dark. l wait till morning it'll be funnier. - Oh sure. 295 00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:42,740 Goodnight... 296 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,310 l better start looking for the Druid. Let's start there. 297 00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:45,450 - Lie down and dine. - Oh Marcus Sallibus, my loyal right-hand. 298 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400 We two must talk! 299 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,000 Thank you. Oh, gracious Bonus! 300 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,400 We must get the secret recipe the Druid has for the potion, understand ? 301 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,150 And when we do we shall be invincible, then we shall march on Rome. 302 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:09,800 And there we shall take the place of Caesar. 303 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,850 Julius Caesar ? 304 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:17,490 Right friend, Julius, and the two of us will form a powerful triumvirate. 305 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:31,940 l have need of him now but later I in Rome will be the triumvirate. 306 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:38,020 l'll have him eaten by a lion in Rome, l shall become Caesar, just me, all alone. 307 00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:44,670 This is very interesting but it doesn't help me find Panoramix the Druid. 308 00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:49,380 Oh, he's certainly being guarded in that tent. 309 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:56,040 l beg your pardon, l've come to free Panoramix, my friend. 310 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,100 Don't let him get out, he's an unconquerable Gaul. 311 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,520 - l'll go get some help. - Sure go on. 312 00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:08,100 - Asterix ! - How are you ? 313 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:14,720 Have you gone mad? Asterix, why did you come here? You've walked into the lions ten. 314 00:35:14,890 --> 00:35:16,410 Chief ! Chief ! 315 00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:19,950 These asses can't do a thing against my magical powers. 316 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:25,770 l know that. Let's have some fun, with them. l 've got a few ideas. 317 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:30,140 Chief ! Chief ! 318 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,920 - Oh Bonus Belonus - What now ? 319 00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:37,850 We've captured a Gal, a Gaul, a Gaul in the tent, tent of the Druid. 320 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:41,600 We need reinforcements or the prisoner is sure to get away. 321 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,350 By the great Jupiter, sound up the alarm ! 322 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:46,200 Surrender, you Gauls, if not l'll order my brave legionaries to attack you. 323 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,400 l hope he surrenders. 324 00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:00,200 The suspense is killing me. 325 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,400 l toss my weapon at your feet as Vercingetorige, my chief, tossed his ... 326 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,880 at Caesar's feet, come on, l'm surrendering. l've got no time to waste ! 327 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,540 Seize that Gaul of whom, or l'll have you all fed to the lions. 328 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:31,180 - Lions ? - Fed to the lions he said ! 329 00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:32,990 And he means it too. 330 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:09,610 Hey, what's happening ? The camps been invaded by a Gaul. 331 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,550 Well, he might have waited until l woke up to begin his joke. 332 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:21,660 He didn't play fair. It's not nice either. It's not nice! 333 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:43,310 So you refuse to speak, do you Druid ? But tomorrow on the torture rack ... 334 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,630 your friend may be a bit more gracious ! 335 00:38:57,530 --> 00:39:02,700 They've no idea how loquacious l'll be. l'll break the record for loquacit 336 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:06,200 Shh! They're coming ! 337 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,670 Bonus Belonus wants to see you. 338 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,150 You, do you know the secret of the magic potion ? 339 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,800 - Me ? No ! - For the last time Druid... 340 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,950 give me the recipe or l'll have your friend tortured. 341 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:55,460 - You can't scare me Roman. - l have confidence in the courage of my friend Asterix. 342 00:39:56,050 --> 00:40:02,000 Well, we shall see, l want this Gaul tied to that table, and go get the torturer. 343 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,500 Here l am, you know my motto, always ready. 344 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,200 Super paretic! 345 00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:25,800 Pity please, don't hurt me. l can't take anymore! Please! 346 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,750 Punish the great God Titan told, enough! 347 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:33,600 l can't see him suffer like this, l'll tell you all. 348 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,350 Torturer, desist ! 349 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,880 But chief l didn't even get started. 350 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,080 Oh, pity please! pity please ! 351 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:49,360 All right, Druid, let me in on the secret; if not l'll have him finish the job. 352 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:55,320 l'll prepare the potion in front of you but l need a number of ingredients... 353 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,100 that l can only find in the forest. - What scared-i cats these Gauls are ! 354 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:06,050 You will have what you need, go with him l will hold the other Gaul as a hostage. 355 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,500 l'll need mistletoe... 356 00:41:55,500 --> 00:42:03,800 herbs and a few roots, and meadow flowers. 357 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,300 - The Druid is back. - Now he wants a big pot. 358 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,740 Then give him one ! 359 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:23,100 Just a pinch of salt, a tiny touch of pepper and let it bubble. 360 00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:27,950 - Bubble ? Bubble oh make it bubble fast. - Something is lacking. 361 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,560 - An ingredient that is important, - What ? What ? What ? 362 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,960 - Strawberries. - Strawberries, at this season ? 363 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:43,800 Of course it won't be that easy, we could wait until the right season. 364 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,250 No, Quick! Send out our fastest messengers. l want strawberries, strawberries ! 365 00:42:48,330 --> 00:42:50,950 Strawberries, strawberries ! 366 00:42:57,140 --> 00:43:01,610 - Asterix, you get good ideas. - You are the one who thought of ... 367 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:05,660 sending them strawberry picking, while we lounge at Caesar's expense. 368 00:43:15,590 --> 00:43:19,710 The messengers have been gone for days, not a single one has returned. 369 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,590 The messengers have come back! Oh, Bonus Belonus ! - That's fine. 370 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,200 - Hail Bonus Belonus. - Hail my legionaries, did you find them ? 371 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,550 -No! - No sir ! - No strawberries, Bonus. 372 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:42,730 And we lost Julius Octopus. 373 00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:47,300 Here l am, Bonus Belonus. 374 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:51,550 Look, look! I found the strawberry. I ran into a route merchant... 375 00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:54,000 just back from Greece, l had to pay their weight in gold ! 376 00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:58,650 That's good, you shall have a reward, l grant you a pass to Rome and you've... 377 00:43:58,650 --> 00:44:03,740 my permission to go to the circus. - l'm going to the circus ! 378 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:11,380 Druid, here are the strawberries you needed for your magic potion. 379 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:16,950 - What do you think of them Asterix ? - l'm not sure they are of fine quality. 380 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,640 Could be worse. 381 00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,690 l've changed my opinion they are excellent. 382 00:44:42,770 --> 00:44:47,050 Yes, just what l needed for my potion, send for another basket. 383 00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:53,300 Oh! l've had about enough! You're driving me mad. 384 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,880 You're not being fair. 385 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,130 All right, all right, take it easy, don't cry l'll prepare your potion. 386 00:45:04,550 --> 00:45:08,950 - Stop crying, he'll prepare it. - Sure! You'll see. l'll make it without strawberries. 387 00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:10,800 Of course it won't be as sweet. 388 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,000 Anyhow, strawberries can give you a rash. 389 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,270 - lt's ready, it's best to serve it hot. - Me first! 390 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,360 Where is the proof that your potion is not a poison, by Jupiter ? 391 00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:05,700 l'll be happy to taste it first if you are afraid. 392 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:10,210 No, if this potion is the real one it will increase your power ... 393 00:46:10,290 --> 00:46:13,600 and you will become invincible. l want a volunteer ! 394 00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:21,860 l said l am calling for a volunteer. 395 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:25,450 Oh, Bonus Belonus, don't risk the life of a legionnaire, 396 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,000 try the potion on some ordinary person for the experiment. 397 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,500 Good idea ! 398 00:46:33,670 --> 00:46:36,630 - You come over here, friend. - Who? Me? 399 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:41,000 How do you do, my good friend? Are you well? 400 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,280 No l am not well. I was told I would sell my cart, 401 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,350 but no one wants to buy my cart. I need my dreamer's bucks! And it is all his fault ! 402 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:56,160 l don't quite get what you mean but for consolation you may have some of this. 403 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,640 No thanks, l don't drink. 404 00:47:01,330 --> 00:47:04,050 Drink it ! 405 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:27,750 What are you looking at me like that for? Didn't you ever see a cart dealer taking a drink, huh? 406 00:47:27,950 --> 00:47:30,990 After drinking this potion, you are the worlds strongest man. 407 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,300 Me ? 408 00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:40,470 You're so funny! He's a big joker. 409 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:45,670 - That's what we'll find out. You punch someone! - But l'm not mad at anybody. 410 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,400 A volunteer for a good wallop ! 411 00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:07,650 l would like a bit more enthusiasm when l call for a volunteer. 412 00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:11,290 - Me, l'll volunteer. - You, that's an idea, by Jupiter. 413 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,420 - Go on ! - Go ahead, hit him ! 414 00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:21,580 - Go on, hit him ! - Hit him, you fool ! 415 00:48:28,270 --> 00:48:31,580 By Jupiter, its absolutely marvellous. 416 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,670 - Did it hurt much ? - l thought the sky dropped on my head. 417 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:40,750 Well you don't need me anymore; so, l guess l'll go. 418 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,700 ♪ A dealer, is off this time! ♪ It's so glad, I want you try. 419 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,500 ♪ Even though, my ox slide down, ♪ I can get - along side well. 420 00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,350 ♪ Without see, I know I get you ♪ Get my great, don't you, don't you! 421 00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:05,900 ♪ No more feel, wil fill my heart ♪ I myself, will build the cart.... 422 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,600 ♪ My cart grows, without a head. ♪ At this great, I will be great. 423 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,300 ♪ I have saved, my cotton grain. ♪ Though I try, to use my brain. 424 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:21,250 ♪ Little, little keen are! ♪ It's so gay, I want to slash. 425 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:25,700 ♪ With the pack my oxen bring, ♪ I can laugh and I can sing! 426 00:49:28,110 --> 00:49:37,600 That potion is simply, in it, the magic. 427 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,710 Forward, come and get your magic potion. 428 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:10,250 The road to Rome lies before us, oh, Marcus Souerpus, Caesar's days are numbered. 429 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:21,700 You Druid, you write down the recipe of the magic potion. 430 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:26,990 They shall be cooked once it is in our possession, that will teach them a lesson. 431 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,230 That's a good idea, I guess. 432 00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:36,670 Let us tryout our great new strength. 433 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,640 l'll try to overdo it. l'll try that boulder. 434 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,130 A smaller one. 435 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,200 Yes, this one, too! 436 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:16,620 l'm strong, l am a superman ! 437 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,140 - What great power ! - Yes! 438 00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:20,630 - Bonus Belonus ? - Huh ? 439 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,630 There is no powers in lifting that little stone. 440 00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:25,350 You're right ! 441 00:51:27,670 --> 00:51:31,960 So you tricked me you Gauls, this potion is not magic. 442 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,040 Yes it is ! 443 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:47,520 Oh Bonus Belonus, lets settle the hash of these Gauls. 444 00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:50,320 How dare you appear before me without shaving ? 445 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:55,770 A good legionnaire should be clean shaven ! 446 00:51:55,890 --> 00:51:58,730 You are right but a legionnaire leader should set an example. 447 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:03,420 - But, what, what is gong on ? - Look at them ! 448 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:13,250 What's happening here Druid ? 449 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,650 lt's an old formula for a hair growing lotion, 450 00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:22,250 an extremely powerful one. The hair on you heads and on your face... 451 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:25,650 will grow and grow with the fastest pace. 452 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,280 l will have you killed. Give me the anti-dote for this. 453 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,900 lf you kill us, who will make the antidote for you? 454 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:49,000 Anyhow, we are a little bit tired today. 455 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Yes, we are going to retire to our tent. 456 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:59,100 Hey, you two! Hey! Hey, wait! 457 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:03,300 What's wrong, oh, Bonus Belonus ? 458 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:06,980 - l caught my foot in my beard, imbecile ! 459 00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:35,450 l am at the mercy of these Gauls. It looks like they won. l'll have to bargain with them. 460 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,900 - Three thousand and seventy five. - What ? 461 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:04,200 lt's a new game we invented, one who sees a beard gets 15 points, 10 thousands wins. 462 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,500 You've got your goal, you Gaul, well what do you want ? 463 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,120 - Promise not to put hairs about it ? - Don't you mention hairs again, you hear ? 464 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,240 - That's for the beards. - No! No! Wait, please! 465 00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,160 All right but don't get in my hair again. 466 00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:30,770 All that's exact to a hair we'll listen ! 467 00:54:31,130 --> 00:54:35,650 All right, l give up, just give me the antidote and l'll let you go free. 468 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:39,890 Well, you see! l don't feel very much feel like working now. 469 00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:42,100 He gets a hand for being hair brained. 470 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:45,170 You wouldn't think he's just had a close shave. 471 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:49,200 All right, all right don't get so upset, l'll do it. 472 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,000 l'll have to go out again and get all the ingredients in the forest. 473 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,700 Yes, but with an escort. 474 00:54:57,910 --> 00:55:00,430 Why did you accept so fast, he's up to no good. 475 00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:04,250 The effects of the potion l laid down aren't going to last very long. 476 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,110 Tomorrow there won't be any beards, so we'd better try to get out of here. 477 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:16,800 As soon as l'm rid of this long hair and this beard, l'll murder those Gauls. 478 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,680 lt will give me a righteous satisfaction. 479 00:55:21,810 --> 00:55:26,440 We have come to escort you to the forest so you can gather the ingredients for the anti-dote. 480 00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:40,580 l have a plan. that would make us all great! we've got a brilliant idea. 481 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,330 You will keep off my beard. 482 00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:48,940 Keep your beard off from under my feet. 483 00:55:56,030 --> 00:55:58,750 Come on hurry, our beards keep growing. 484 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,670 l think that now l have got pretty much what is necessary. 485 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,360 - lt's only us. - That's fine, well get to work. 486 00:56:17,810 --> 00:56:23,010 l've been working all morning, l hope l will be able to take a rest sometime, maybe. 487 00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:28,330 - Where are you going ? - But can l see the Druid prepare the anti -dote ? 488 00:56:28,450 --> 00:56:31,410 No, better not, you would hinder us, you are too nervous. 489 00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:35,300 You guards, watch this tent, see to it they don't escape. 490 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,750 Ah! Let's go! You see, Asterix, my friend. 491 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:55,950 Here in the small pot l have prepared our real magic potion. 492 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,600 l think we will need your muscles if we are to get out of here. 493 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,650 And here in the big pot l have prepared the anti dote. 494 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,750 water, salt, vegetables and a marrow bone. 495 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:12,650 since we have to taste it in front of the Romans, l thought you would like something good. 496 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:39,200 The magic potion is ready, might as well take a good portion. 497 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,100 All right, now call our bearded hosts. 498 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,150 Hey Romans, soups on ! 499 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,550 - You bring that pot out here. - All right, all right. 500 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,800 You taste it first. 501 00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:26,210 - ls it good ? - lt's fine, but l like it with a little more salt. 502 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,200 lt's your turn Bonus Belonus. 503 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:39,180 You really are clever! Just watch my moustache, you will see it stops growing. 504 00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:51,030 By Jupiter, it is true, drink men. 505 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 They swim like swines. 506 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,600 Yes! 507 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:06,240 - Now my guards, seize those two Gauls. - The pleasure is mine. 508 00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:09,840 Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin. 509 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:14,920 Let me go, please let me go, help me. 510 00:59:20,210 --> 00:59:24,180 Run, we'll leave while they are picking up the pieces. 511 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:30,210 - l was just starting to have some fun. - Halt you, get back in there. 512 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,300 Romans ! 513 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,870 More Romans ! 514 00:59:48,030 --> 00:59:49,230 Many more ! 515 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,480 More there ! We are surrounded. 516 01:00:03,290 --> 01:00:07,680 Reinforcements, they got here just in time, what luck. 517 01:00:08,050 --> 01:00:09,560 lt's not so good. 518 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:14,720 Now l've got you Gauls, l'll have you eaten by the lions. 519 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:21,090 Oh, Bonus Belonus, you are awaited in your tent. It's urgent. 520 01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:23,810 - Urgent ? - Yes urgent. 521 01:00:34,990 --> 01:00:37,550 Who's cloak is this littering my tent ? 522 01:00:37,950 --> 01:00:41,180 Remnant of Caesar, that which is Caesar. 523 01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:43,830 - Julius Caesar ? - ln person. 524 01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:54,600 l have come to find out exactly what you are been doing about the Gauls. 525 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,200 And I want to know what has been going on here to keep your garrison... 526 01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:00,800 from receiving me with all due honour. 527 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,900 Well, uh ... I mean, you see, uh! 528 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,500 We've been fighting with... What l mean is we've been fighting some Gauls. 529 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,900 Fighting some Gauls? How many Gauls ? 530 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,600 Two. 531 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,930 By Cleopatra, show me the two man who are capable of standing up against... 532 01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:21,610 a garrison of my legionaries. 533 01:01:30,710 --> 01:01:34,990 Well, so there are the terrible Gauls ? 534 01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:37,980 Tell me just what happened here ? 535 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:44,550 Caesar, Bonus Belonus was trying to steal our magic potion so he... 536 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,710 would be invincible. He intended to become emperor. 537 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,600 Well, well Uh, I... well, let me explain... 538 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,050 You needn't, bother! 539 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,900 You go and shave, will you? You and your men will be... 540 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:01,100 leaving immediately for Lower Mongolia. 541 01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:04,100 Are there're other barbarians there, by fight performance? 542 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:08,250 Uh, but l could explain everything. 543 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,550 And as for you, in exchange for the services you have rendered, 544 01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:17,960 I shall allow you your liberty, 545 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,150 but this one only is the moment whence I pay respect to you, Gaul 546 01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:22,850 We will meet before long. 547 01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:25,850 l'll count on that, Caesar. 548 01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:38,420 By the Gods here they are. 549 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:55,840 Hooray Panoramix, Hooray Tunabrix our chief hooray Asterix, 550 01:02:56,210 --> 01:03:01,280 Let us rejoice for our brothers have reached a decisive new victory. 551 01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:06,280 Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief. 552 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:08,930 Let the festivities start. 553 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,640 [ Under a star studded sky, the little fortified village of brave Gauls ] 554 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:51,100 [ celebrated one more victory. Obtained through the protection of their Gods, ] 555 01:03:51,150 --> 01:03:56,200 [ their own intelligence, magic and courage. ] 556 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:02,250 [ They knew the future would bring them further victories over the Roman legions. ] 48763