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A few times a year,
there was a dedicated day
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where my school was closed.
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This allowed the teachers to catch up
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on their administrative duties.
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While I was normally against
a break from learning,
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I did applaud the Medford
faculty's commitment
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- to our education.
- Oh, man.
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- How great is this place without kids in it?
- I heard that.
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On one of those days,
I got to spend time
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with my mom at her job.
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Did you write that?
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- You betcha.
- Instead of puns,
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have you considered composing
a humorous palindrome?
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It's a phrase that reads the
same backwards as forwards.
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For example, "Do geese see God?"
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Trust me. Both ways.
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Come inside.
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Some other good ones
are radar, level, kayak.
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That's a funny word. Kayak.
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Never get me in one.
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So what's the plan?
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How will I be entertained all day?
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I thought you could be my little helper.
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I prefer executive assistant.
Carries more weight.
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Fine. You stay here, I'm
gonna go talk to Pastor Jeff.
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Mom.
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What?
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"Mom" is also a palindrome. M-O-M.
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Good morning, Peg.
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Any morning you wake
up is a good morning.
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Okay.
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Come in.
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Good morn... oh, it's dark in here.
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Uh-huh.
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Everything okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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I need you to use your words.
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My marriage is over.
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Mm-hmm...
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We don't even sleep in
the same bed anymore.
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In the '50s, people had separate beds.
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Lucy and Ricky did it.
Their marriage worked.
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I-I'm sure it's just a rough patch.
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Boy, I hope so.
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Well, if there's any way I
can make your life easier,
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you let me know.
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Thank you, Mary. I really appreciate it.
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Oh, I almost forgot, um,
Sheldon's here with me today.
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Great.
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Hey, little man. How you doing?
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You smell like cigarettes.
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You're fun.
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Do you know what this binder is?
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It's a record of donations
people make to the church.
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This data could easily be transferred
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into a computerized spreadsheet.
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Why isn't it?
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No idea.
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You also smell like
mothballs and Ben-Gay.
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Bye.
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I hope you don't mind, I
invited Pastor Jeff for dinner.
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That's fine.
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I was talking to your father.
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What's the occasion?
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No occasion, just thought it'd be nice.
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His wife coming, too?
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No. Just him.
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They having problems?
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He's just coming to dinner. That's all.
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You two having problems?
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Are we?
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No.
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Pastor Jeff's wife
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is so much prettier than him.
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It's like Barbie married a turtle.
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Hey. Here's a fun idea:
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how about you and Sheldon have dinner
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- at Meemaw's tonight?
- All right.
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They are a weird-looking couple.
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You want to eat at my mom's, too?
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Oh, come on. You got eyes.
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Pastor, would you like
to lead us in grace?
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I'd be honored.
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Heavenly Father, thank
you for this food.
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I pray that it nourishes
and strengthens us,
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and bless Mary for preparing it.
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And thank you for the Coopers
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who have invited me
into their loving home.
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They are a shining example
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of what a marriage can be.
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One that I hope to have again someday.
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- Amen.
- And please give me the strength...
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Sorry.
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The strength to walk this road
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with unconditional love
and joy in my heart.
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Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Well, let's eat!
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Dang, this place is nice.
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That's because it was
supposed to be a date.
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Cool. My first date.
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Meemaw, I've been going
through the church records,
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and I noticed you haven't made
a donation in quite a long time.
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Why are you going through the records?
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I'm an executive assistant.
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- Good for you.
- You see,
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God and I have a deal. And
when he helps me win big
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at the casino, I give him a cut.
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And lately, he has not been holding up
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his part of the bargain.
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"Steak aw poyver with fritties"?
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- It's French.
- Oh.
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What's a crock monster?
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It's croque monsieur,
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and it's really just a grilled
cheese sandwich with ham.
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I want that.
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There's lemon in this water.
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So, uh, who do you think the Oilers
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are gonna take in the draft?
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Oh, I don't really follow sports.
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I'm just gonna eat.
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What's he doing here?
Y'all getting a divorce?
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No. No, he's just here for dinner.
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Oh. Welcome, Your Holiness.
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I thought you were hanging
out with Veronica tonight.
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We were supposed to, but
then she invited a bunch
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of her choir friends over,
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and it turned into a stupid Bible study.
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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- Hmm.
- Honestly,
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I do not understand the female mind.
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Do something.
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Georgie, why don't you go
eat dinner in front of the TV?
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No, it's all right. Sounds
like Georgie's having trouble
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navigating the perilous waters
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of a relationship.
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Believe me, I can understand.
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You having problems with your hot wife?
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Maybe I'll go eat by the TV.
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I'm liking my crock monster.
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Mmm. Me, too.
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I can't taste anything
after the lemon water.
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I'm glad y'all are having a good time.
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You're welcome.
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Where we having dinner tomorrow?
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Nowhere.
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Dr. Sturgis and I are going to
Louisiana, do a little gambling.
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So a donation could be forth coming?
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Don't jinx me.
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It's my first time going to a casino.
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It's amazing. There's bright
lights and bells and buzzers
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and people yelling.
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Ugh.
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Veronica says I'm the
nicest guy she knows.
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She also says she only
wants to date nice guys.
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- Does that mean she wants to date me?
- I bet she doesn't.
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No, she does not.
Doesn't make any sense.
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Nothing they do makes any sense.
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- I know...
- At least he's not crying anymore.
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Devil's got something to do with it.
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Mary, George, I can't
thank you enough for this.
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It was our pleasure.
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So, Pastor, are you gonna try
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and talk things out with Selena?
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Well, we're really
not on speaking terms,
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so I'll just be heading back to
my office, sleep on the couch.
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That's ridiculous. He can
stay with us, can't he?
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Uh, I guess that'd be okay.
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- Of course it would.
- Oh.
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I couldn't possibly impose.
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Sure you could.
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In fact, you can take my room.
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Well, y'all are too kind.
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- Hello.
- Oh.
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Did y'all have a good time?
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- Yes.
- It was great.
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Oh, Mom, Pastor Jeff is
gonna be spending the night.
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If the kids could sleep at your place?
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No. Bye.
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George.
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What? What's wrong?
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The pastor's up making tea.
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What, you want me to blow on it?
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Go talk to him.
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About what?
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I don't know.
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Maybe you could give
him a male perspective
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on relationship issues.
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How about this?
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What if I close my eyes and pray on it?
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Hey.
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Oh, hi. I hope I didn't wake you.
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Uh, no, no. Just...
get-getting some water.
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Can I fix you some chamomile?
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No, thanks.
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So...
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Tough times, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey, uh, does the Bible say anything
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about heartache and such?
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Psalm 147, verse
three: "The Lord healeth
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the broken in heart, and
bindeth up their wounds."
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Well, there you go-eth.
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Except I'm feeling kicked
in the nethers right now,
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and he sure is taking his
sweet time with the healing.
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He takes his sweet time
about a lot of things.
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Uh, not that I'm complaining.
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You know, his will, not mine, et cetera.
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You know, one thing I can say is that
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having a happy marriage
is... it's hard work.
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Oh, I know. As the
pastor, people come to me
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with relationship problems all the time.
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Bet you hear some juicy ones, huh?
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"Juicy" doesn't begin to describe it.
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- Oh... give me a sample.
- I can't.
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There's strict pastor-flock
confidentiality.
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Sure. Sure.
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Mm.
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Mary doesn't tell you
things about us, does she?
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I'm... not at liberty to say.
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But she does, doesn't she?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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These people clearly don't
know what ten percent means.
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What are you talking about?
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This is the list of all
the people who belong
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to the church and how
much money they donate.
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Dorothy and Fred Nelson
gave a dollar last week.
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- So?
- They own the Piggly Wiggly.
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They can afford to give much more.
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Weird.
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You say "Piggly Wiggly"
and suddenly I'm hungry.
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Really?
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You're drinking in the morning now?
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What? Oh, look at that.
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Felt later.
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Hey, I haven't seen
the pastor. He go home?
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He hasn't come out of Georgie's room.
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Maybe he found Georgie's magazines.
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He's a man of God.
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You're adorable.
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I have stories. Come back here.
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- It's my favorite table.
- Oh, hey, Connie.
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Hi, Felicia.
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Chip me for a deuce.
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How's your daughter doing?
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Oh, surgery went great.
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Thanks for asking.
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Her daughter got kicked by a horse.
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- They had to pin a couple of bones together.
- Oh, my.
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She won't be stealing any more horses
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for a little while.
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- Your usual, Connie?
- Yeah.
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John, you want something?
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I would like a Fresca, please.
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- Got it, hon.
- Connie.
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Duke-North Carolina's about
to start. Want a piece?
262
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:17,827
Yeah, baby. Give me the
points on Duke for a nickel.
263
00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,613
- All right.
- A nickel.
264
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,005
That's a silly bet.
265
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,529
It's 50 bucks.
266
00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:25,140
A thousand nickels. Less silly.
267
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:27,679
I must say, uh...
268
00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:31,015
this is a side of you
I've never... seen before.
269
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,626
You're all right with it, aren't you?
270
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:33,888
Oh, sure.
271
00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:36,978
When are you gonna
give that man your $50?
272
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,154
Don't worry about it. Hit me.
273
00:12:39,156 --> 00:12:40,854
I'm a little worried.
274
00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:46,901
Pastor Jeff?
275
00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,990
Everything all right in there?
276
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:50,687
Oh, yeah.
277
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,918
I've just been praying, napping, crying.
278
00:12:52,921 --> 00:12:54,430
I like to mix it up.
279
00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:56,519
Well, how's it going?
280
00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:58,521
Good, actually.
281
00:12:58,523 --> 00:13:01,829
I have this feeling inside
that I should head home.
282
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:06,486
Well, then you got to honor
that feeling, that's God.
283
00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:08,966
You're right. You want to come with?
284
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,012
Do you really want me there
285
00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:13,101
while you patch things
up with your wife?
286
00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:16,060
She's less likely to throw any
steak knives if we have company.
287
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:20,578
Um... if you think
it'll help, I suppose...
288
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:21,843
Great, let's hit it.
289
00:13:23,717 --> 00:13:25,021
Oh...
290
00:13:25,024 --> 00:13:27,945
Hello, is this the Nelson residence?
291
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,813
Oh, good. I'm Sheldon Cooper,
292
00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,423
the executive assistant secretary
293
00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,469
at the First Baptist Church of Medford.
294
00:13:33,471 --> 00:13:35,427
I'm looking through
our donation records,
295
00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:37,382
and I've noticed that
you've tapered off a bit.
296
00:13:39,259 --> 00:13:41,999
Well, yes, your children's
education is expensive,
297
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,610
but so is running a church.
298
00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:45,394
Oh, boy!
299
00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,773
I'll be sure to tell
the pastor. Goodbye.
300
00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:55,012
That earned a sip of Yoo-hoo.
301
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:57,362
Okay. Who's next?
302
00:13:57,364 --> 00:13:59,843
Wendy and Bill Mackenzie.
303
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,628
Of Mackenzie Chevrolet?
304
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:04,369
Now those are what we
call "deep pockets."
305
00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:08,591
Pat here, double the
ten, and split the aces.
306
00:14:08,593 --> 00:14:09,853
Connie...
307
00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:12,943
I found an old-fashioned
malt shop where we can
308
00:14:12,945 --> 00:14:16,046
have milkshakes and
listen to the jukebox,
309
00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:17,818
like I never did in high school.
310
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,789
Yeah, great. Not now, John.
311
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,736
Okay, well, I was just hoping
we could do something together.
312
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:26,217
For God's sake, John. I'm
getting my ass kicked here!
313
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,744
I'm sorry.
314
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:36,576
Oh, Felicia, you're killing me.
315
00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:40,407
Chip me another deuce.
316
00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:50,459
Hello?
317
00:14:50,461 --> 00:14:51,810
Selena?
318
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,546
Ooh. Big TV, fancy.
319
00:15:04,997 --> 00:15:08,085
"Con amor, Selena."
320
00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,652
Which means?
321
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:13,917
"Life is too short to
be married to a loser.
322
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:16,050
I'm leaving you.
323
00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:18,095
Love, Selena."
324
00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:19,953
"Love, Selena"?
325
00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:22,170
Well, that's kind of a mixed message.
326
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,812
Yeah.
327
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:29,421
Oh, I couldn't tell
you how much to give.
328
00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,687
But I can tell you
the Stuckeys stepped up
329
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,908
for a thousand dollars.
330
00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:37,913
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
331
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,687
Well, you need to give
what's comfortable for you.
332
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,559
And of course, I don't
need to remind you,
333
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,564
it's entirely tax deductible.
334
00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:50,038
And at the next pancake breakfast,
335
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,824
you can hold your head high.
336
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:56,044
Thank you. That's very generous.
337
00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:57,177
Goodbye.
338
00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:01,223
The pancake line closed it.
339
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:03,747
We are so going to heaven.
340
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:06,097
I don't understand why God
would tell me to go home
341
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,851
just to find out my wife left me.
342
00:16:07,854 --> 00:16:10,232
Not that he needs me to defend him,
343
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:13,322
but in God's defense, he
didn't say she'd be there.
344
00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:16,934
Mary, I hate to say this,
but I think it's time
345
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,240
for me to move on.
346
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,459
I thought even as a
teenager, I'd been called
347
00:16:20,461 --> 00:16:23,953
to preach the word of God,
but maybe that was just my ego.
348
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,989
Maybe I'm not meant to do this.
349
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:29,351
Don't say that. You're a great preacher.
350
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,950
Thank you. But it's clear.
I need to trod a new path.
351
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:36,296
Well, what would you do? Trodding wise.
352
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,593
I don't know.
353
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,870
Maybe work with my hands
amongst men, on an oil rig,
354
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,179
or a fishing trawler.
355
00:16:43,658 --> 00:16:46,007
I also know how to blow glass.
356
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:48,444
I could turn a pretty
penny at swap meets.
357
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:52,640
- Those all sound like solid options.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,904
Oh, red light, red light!
359
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:09,031
Oh, phooey.
360
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,381
Tell you what, Jody.
361
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:13,124
Why don't you go upstairs
to your daddy's bedroom,
362
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:15,187
and see how much is in his wallet?
363
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,453
Don't worry, it's not
stealing if it's for God.
364
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,664
What are y'all up to?
365
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,044
Just helping Mom with some church work.
366
00:17:23,046 --> 00:17:25,872
Well, aren't you two great kids.
367
00:17:25,874 --> 00:17:27,744
We like to think so.
368
00:17:29,226 --> 00:17:31,789
Really? That much?
369
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,910
I think I need to apologize.
370
00:17:45,912 --> 00:17:48,796
- I know you do.
- I'm very sorry.
371
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,637
Sometimes when things
aren't going my way,
372
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,047
I just get a little cranky.
373
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:55,224
- May I ask you a personal question?
- Sure.
374
00:17:55,226 --> 00:17:58,533
Does your gambling constitute a problem?
375
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,666
Not today. Bam!
376
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,817
Come on. Let me take you out to dinner.
377
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,978
Don't forget that you promised Sheldon
378
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,371
if you won, you'd donate to the church.
379
00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,192
You want to see me get cranky again?
380
00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:15,176
No, I don't.
381
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,594
Well, let's go strap on
some bibs and eat lobster.
382
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,074
Whoa!
383
00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,859
So you're over at First
Baptist Church, huh?
384
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:22,991
Yes, Officer.
385
00:18:22,993 --> 00:18:24,470
I'm new in this area.
386
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:25,950
I've been looking for a church.
387
00:18:25,952 --> 00:18:29,171
Well, you're in luck. It's
a wonderful congregation,
388
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:32,168
and this man right here
is our beloved pastor.
389
00:18:32,171 --> 00:18:35,786
Oh. Are you his wife?
390
00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:38,963
Oh, no, I'm church secretary.
He's actually single.
391
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,446
- Well, technically...
- He's single.
392
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,114
Well, I'll try to come by sometime.
393
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:47,276
Tomorrow's Sunday. He'll be speaking.
394
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:50,132
All right. Maybe I'll
see y'all tomorrow.
395
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,805
You have a nice day.
396
00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:56,640
Aren't you gonna give me a ticket?
397
00:18:57,549 --> 00:18:59,331
Do you wanta ticket?
398
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,073
He does not. Thank you, Officer.
399
00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:08,819
- Pastor?
- Yeah?
400
00:19:08,821 --> 00:19:10,473
You were saying you don't understand
401
00:19:10,475 --> 00:19:13,650
why God told you to go
home. You get it now?
402
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,306
Think I do.
403
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,015
Welcome, church.
404
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:25,476
I pray you all had a
blessed and prosperous week.
405
00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:28,453
I'm excited to share with you
406
00:19:28,456 --> 00:19:31,742
what the Lord put on my heart for today.
407
00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:33,702
I'm surprised you're here this morning.
408
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,706
Hey. I got to support my pal.
409
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,144
The renewal of faith is
something that happens
410
00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:40,973
over and over.
411
00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:44,804
- When you have faith...
- You need to move fast, Officer.
412
00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:46,894
He's not gonna be on
the market for long.
413
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:49,492
- Roger that.
- For so many months,
414
00:19:49,495 --> 00:19:51,887
our little parish has been
struggling financially.
415
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,325
But by the grace of
God and his provision,
416
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:58,912
we have received the most
donations in church history!
417
00:19:58,915 --> 00:20:00,305
Praise Jesus!
418
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,440
Praise Jesus!
419
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,538
So it's all Jesus, we
don't get any credit?
420
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,367
- We need to start our own church.
- They don't pay taxes.
421
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:12,110
It's a very sound business model.
422
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:14,249
Say amen when you get there, huh?
423
00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:20,344
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