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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,339 Today feels like a special day. 2 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:05,399 The sun is out, so I won't lose a toe to hypothermia. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,439 And I'm feeling less activity 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,669 from my bodily parasites! 5 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:11,459 Sitting there like a couple of lumps. 6 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:13,559 It's a sin to watch TV on such a nice day. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,368 It's "Boxcar Benji." 8 00:00:15,369 --> 00:00:17,079 That fake TV hobo? 9 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,829 You should be out in the fresh air, playing... 10 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:20,419 with real hobos. 11 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,080 Dodgers are on. 12 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,899 I heard you that... 13 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,219 Dad, you should be out in the fresh air, playing real baseball. 14 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,544 Funny you bring that up. 15 00:00:27,545 --> 00:00:29,160 When I played high school ball, 16 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:31,460 there were a few scouts sniffing around. 17 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,589 - I remember the... - Oh, no, Dad's talking 18 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,219 about the past again. 19 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:35,540 Figured that would clear the room. 20 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:37,299 I remember the first time 21 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,500 I tried that particular trick on the kids... 22 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,879 I'm out of here. 23 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:46,649 Just me and Don Sutton. 24 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,402 - Give it back! - I found a heretic in our midst. 25 00:00:49,403 --> 00:00:50,779 What, a Giants fan? 26 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:53,320 William has been studying this fake religion 27 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:56,076 based on those dumb science-fiction books he reads. 28 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:58,661 Always reading. I'd hoped that was just a phase. 29 00:00:58,662 --> 00:01:00,499 It's a science-based thought-system, 30 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,079 much of it just as feasible 31 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,360 as the stuff they teach in church. 32 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:04,749 "Magor-eology"? 33 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,860 By J. Eldon Gutierrez. 34 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,959 They were handing those out 35 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,289 in front of the vegetarian restaurant. 36 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:10,899 That's where I'd go to look for suckers. 37 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:12,579 Bunch of folks willing to spend 2 bucks 38 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:13,879 on a bowl of grass soup. 39 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,999 It's a philosophy 40 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,540 the Magorian people have used to bring 41 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:18,679 a trillion years of peace to their quadrant. 42 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,709 Wouldn't mind a little peace in my quadrant right now. 43 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:21,727 Give him his book back, Frank. 44 00:01:21,728 --> 00:01:23,440 Thank you. 45 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,420 It's a slippery slope, Dad. 46 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,733 First Magoreology, then he'll be hanging out with Lutherans. 47 00:01:28,734 --> 00:01:30,329 Lutherans! 48 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,460 Now that Frank is out of the room, 49 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,300 I don't mind saying I agree with him. 50 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,139 I don't like my kids looking outside the Catholic Church. 51 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,599 That's why we have all the stained glass... 52 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,614 so you can't see out. 53 00:01:37,615 --> 00:01:39,679 William's just got a naturally curious mind. 54 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,449 The other day, he was asking me about Buddhism. 55 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:42,779 And you told him?! 56 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:45,205 Yeah, it's been around for a while, Mom. It's out there. 57 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,680 Oh, it's "out there," all right. 58 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:49,250 A big, fat guy stuffing his wisdom into fortune cookies. 59 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:50,630 I think that's Confucianism. 60 00:01:50,631 --> 00:01:52,675 Damn right, it's confusing. 61 00:01:52,676 --> 00:01:54,379 All these new religions. 62 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,469 Buddhism's actually older than Catholicism. 63 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,637 Yeah, well, I'm just hearing about it, and I don't like it. 64 00:01:58,638 --> 00:01:59,639 Well, I think it's healthy 65 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,259 that William's questioning his beliefs. 66 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,449 Well, you questioned your beliefs 67 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,119 right out of a cushy priest job. 68 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,829 Our religion has a lot of beautiful, profound ideas 69 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,191 that only work if you don't look at them too closely. 70 00:02:09,192 --> 00:02:10,860 Yeah, church isn't set up for brainiacs 71 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,019 wringing their hands, trying to pick things apart. 72 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:14,219 That's what synagogues are for. 73 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,679 - Mm-hmm. - If you think your faith 74 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,959 won't stand up to scrutiny, 75 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,283 why is it so important for your kids to follow it? 76 00:02:19,284 --> 00:02:20,319 Because it's right. 77 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,328 Other religions feel the same way. 78 00:02:22,329 --> 00:02:23,409 Well, they're wrong. 79 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,179 If you force William to believe what you believe, 80 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,700 you might just drive him away from it. 81 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,699 Maybe he's right. 82 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,879 Maybe we should back off William and see how this plays out. 83 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,400 That's the trouble with smart kids... they're awful. 84 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,639 The dumb ones are awful, too, 85 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,842 but at least you can boss them around. 86 00:02:35,843 --> 00:02:37,386 Eddie, pick up your feet when you walk. 87 00:02:37,387 --> 00:02:38,389 Where have you guys been? 88 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,559 We got up at 3:00 in the morning 89 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,013 to get in line for Zeppelin tickets. 90 00:02:41,014 --> 00:02:42,599 Ooh, it's time for the air show again? 91 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,039 I'm not surprised blimp day's become a hot ticket. 92 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,062 They're the gentle giants of the sky. 93 00:02:48,063 --> 00:02:49,565 They're talking about the band. 94 00:02:49,566 --> 00:02:51,160 Zeppelin's a band now? 95 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,920 Your generation ruins everything. 96 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,379 Hermits, stones, beetles... 97 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:57,113 words used to mean something. 98 00:02:57,114 --> 00:02:59,319 Well, we didn't get the tickets 99 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,340 because someone fell asleep on their shift. 100 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:04,075 The guy promised he'd wake me up when the Ticketron opened. 101 00:03:04,076 --> 00:03:05,860 You mean the guy in line behind us 102 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,840 who accused us of cutting in front of him? 103 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:09,209 Yeah... Doug. 104 00:03:13,672 --> 00:03:15,479 I am never speaking to Doug again. 105 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,549 You're never seeing him again. 106 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:17,709 How about at the concert? 107 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:18,740 Doug'll be there. 108 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,349 But we won't... because of you! 109 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,359 Because of Doug. 110 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,859 If we had to depend on you two in the war, 111 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:24,764 we'd all be speaking German right now. 112 00:03:24,765 --> 00:03:26,200 That would be really helpful. 113 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:28,579 I cannot get through my foreign language requirement. 114 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,563 I'm surprised you're giving up so easy. 115 00:03:30,564 --> 00:03:32,023 You always seem to have a connection 116 00:03:32,024 --> 00:03:33,943 for concert tickets and fireworks. 117 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:36,060 And a koala that one time. 118 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:38,069 Ohh. Pat's best birthday yet. 119 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,079 Yeah. 120 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,980 I got Mousey and Ray-Ray beating the streets, 121 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:43,620 but so far, all they could score me was "Ice Capades." 122 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:45,412 But I might be able to set you up for that air show, Dad. 123 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:47,179 I'll take two for blimp day. 124 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,707 And, uh, some more of those hot dog vouchers. Hmm? 125 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,739 Is this tie too flashy for Mass, hon? 126 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,399 Huh. Didn't realize I was married to Liberace. 127 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,540 Wear the brown one. 128 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,699 There you are... the last place I checked. 129 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,159 Why aren't you wearing pants? 130 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,439 They wouldn't fit over my shoes, 131 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,847 but that's not why I'm here. 132 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:07,308 Don't feel bad, pal. I blew it with my tie. 133 00:04:07,309 --> 00:04:09,560 William says he's not going to church today. 134 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:11,169 Nonsense. You tell him he's going. 135 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:12,772 - And put your pants on. - I mean, 136 00:04:12,773 --> 00:04:14,232 I can try again, but... 137 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:15,567 Take your shoes off first. 138 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:17,320 Ohh! 139 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,444 So, now William doesn't want to go to church at all. 140 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:20,519 Well, I guess we clamp down 141 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,489 before his doubts about religion affect the other kids. 142 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:23,499 We don't want them catching on. 143 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,229 You mean we don't want the others doubting it? 144 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,244 Sure. 145 00:04:26,245 --> 00:04:29,329 Well, his problem is, he sits in Mass thinking about stuff. 146 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,260 We need to find him a distraction... 147 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,079 like when the baby and Eddie get fussy, 148 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,519 I give them my keys to play with. 149 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,139 And Pat likes how the pew vibrates under his butt 150 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,590 when the organ plays a low note. 151 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,959 What on God's green Earth?! 152 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,053 Sounds like you're playing Hell's national anthem. 153 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:46,329 I'm just practicing scales on my theremin. 154 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:48,299 - Oh. - I was hoping to skip Mass today 155 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,726 to learn the theme from "Star Trek." 156 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:51,749 I know how into music you are. 157 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:52,840 Father Abdi says 158 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,799 you're a once-in-a-generation musical talent. 159 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,640 Would you knock that off? 160 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,019 Wait. You were talking to Father Abdi about me? 161 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,599 Just the other day, when I was teaching him 162 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,980 how Americans use stairs, 163 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,699 he asked about you getting involved with the boys' choir. 164 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,059 - Our choir? - Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:08,529 Oh, and do you know why our church calls it a choir? 166 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:11,340 Because when they sing, it's so terrible, 167 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:12,949 you... cwy. 168 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:14,779 Sure, Timmy made a bad joke, 169 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,959 but even in the worst comedy, 170 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,519 there's a germ of truth. 171 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,819 Our choir stinks. 172 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,749 That's all I wanted to communicate. 173 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,300 I thank ye. 174 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,419 Look, that's why Father Abdi needs you. 175 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:29,724 He was hoping you'd listen during Mass today 176 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:31,619 and give suggestions. 177 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,311 And they'll take them seriously? 178 00:05:33,312 --> 00:05:35,540 That's what the Catholic Church is known for... 179 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:37,565 always welcoming new ideas. 180 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,419 ♪ Holy God, we praise Thy Name ♪ 181 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:49,577 Tempo. Tempo! Come on, people! 182 00:05:49,578 --> 00:05:55,333 ♪ Lord of all, we bow before Thee ♪ 183 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:57,335 Terrible. It's just appalling. 184 00:05:57,336 --> 00:05:59,379 Cut 'em some slack. Their voices are changing. 185 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,797 Not changing enough. 186 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:02,423 Ohh! 187 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:06,859 ♪ Everlasting is Thy reign ♪ 188 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:10,429 Ooh! That hymn tickles my butt! 189 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:12,160 I welcome you in Christ's name. 190 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:14,379 Coming down the tracks on this two-for-Tuesday, 191 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,719 a double shot of Grand Funk Railroad. 192 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,799 What's your finger doing, besides putting undue stress 193 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,816 on the rotary mechanism? 194 00:06:19,817 --> 00:06:22,269 KYWW has tickets to Led Zeppelin. 195 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:23,400 You call in to win. 196 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:26,531 But you have to say, "KYWW plays all the hits." 197 00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:28,579 Now that I understand it, I care even less. 198 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,533 Hang up. I like to keep that line open. 199 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:32,139 Dad, c'mon! You never get calls. 200 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:34,499 I work in the defense industry, so I must be reachable 201 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,041 at all times in case of a national emergency. 202 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,919 What'd I tell you? 203 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,419 Mike Cleary. 204 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,040 Uh-huh. 205 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,940 Uh-huh. Well, that's intriguing. 206 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,540 You confirmed those figures with the Colonel? 207 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:48,300 And everybody up at HQ? 208 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,200 Okay. I'll be there. 209 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:57,688 Peggy, Kentucky Fried Chicken has a meal deal... 210 00:06:57,689 --> 00:07:00,260 a bucket, fixins, plus free slaw! 211 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,359 Clowns almost made me miss that. 212 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,740 Honey, I told you... 213 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,059 tonight we are dining with the Colonel. 214 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:08,840 We need a fresh vegetable, so I'm opening a can of beans. 215 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:11,659 Well, this just about tears it! 216 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,060 I am fit to be tied! 217 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:15,320 Oh, Frank, stop talking like an elderly person. 218 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,791 William staged a power-grab at choir practice. 219 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:21,627 Came in throwing "suggestions" at Sister Euphemia, 220 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:24,380 who rolled over like an Irish Setter. 221 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:27,040 Sounds like you got William back in the fold. 222 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:29,439 Yeah, but I didn't realize it would upset Frank. 223 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,839 So that's just gravy. 224 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,459 Mmm. Savory country gravy. 225 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,099 Time to pick up the chicken. 226 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,160 Mm. 227 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:38,209 Hey, I hear you're whipping the choir into shape. 228 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:40,180 Good job. 229 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,979 I hear Frank isn't too happy about it. 230 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:45,959 He's mad because he thinks his voice is a tenor. 231 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,778 I would rank it more of a four-and-a-halfer. 232 00:07:47,779 --> 00:07:49,363 Yes, it's a bad joke, 233 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:51,709 but it doesn't diminish the importance of the message. 234 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:53,859 - Frank stinks. - You can't kick him out. 235 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,419 They already spent good money on that special robe 236 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:57,121 that makes him look like he's got shoulders. 237 00:07:57,122 --> 00:07:58,789 I told him he can stay 238 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:01,249 if he just moves his lips without making any noise. 239 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,179 Oh, if only I could get him to do that around here. 240 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,499 We sounded really good tonight. 241 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,899 In fact, Father Abdi stopped by and asked us to sing 242 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,964 on the "Mass for Shut-Ins" show this Sunday. 243 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,080 What do you know? 244 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,699 Because of church, you're gonna sing on TV. 245 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,679 Acoustics in our house were a funny thing. 246 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,639 Sometimes, I couldn't hear my mother tell me 247 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,999 to pick up a dirty sock from 2 feet away, 248 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,719 ... on TV... on TV... but other times... 249 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,739 You hear that, Timmy? 250 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:25,779 William's gonna sing on TV? 251 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:30,519 ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪ 252 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:35,919 ♪ Merciful and mighty ♪ 253 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:40,840 ♪ God in three persons ♪ 254 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:45,629 ♪ Blessed Trinity ♪ 255 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,599 William, your lovely voice has drawn from me 256 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,519 long-dormant feelings... 257 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,080 passions, innocence untouched, 258 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,390 but longing... so much longing. 259 00:08:57,391 --> 00:08:59,599 I'm... sorry, Sister. 260 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,439 No. You were wonderful. 261 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,840 I think we have found our soloist! 262 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,567 Excuse me, Sister. 263 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,150 I'd like to audition for the solo. 264 00:09:10,153 --> 00:09:11,799 What are you doing here? 265 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,879 Isn't it obvious? 266 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,419 Timmy can never stand anybody getting more attention than him. 267 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,659 He'd climb up on that cross 268 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,160 if he wasn't scared of splinters. 269 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,019 Listen, Ruth, William's a doll, 270 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,640 and he'd be fine if this was just a church gig, 271 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,019 but on television, you're competing for eyeballs. 272 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,860 There are, like, four channels now. 273 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,840 So you have got to pop out of that screen and grab 'em! 274 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,135 Let me give you a little taste. 275 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:35,360 Billy, B-flat. 276 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:38,219 ♪ Holy-holy, holy-holy-holy ♪ 277 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,479 - ♪ Holy-holy, holy-holy-holy ♪ - Yeah! 278 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,919 - ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪ - ♪ Holy, holy-holy ♪ 279 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,000 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Lord, God Almighty ♪ Almighty! 280 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,399 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 281 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,719 - ♪ O-o-o-oh ♪ - ♪ My song shall rise to ♪ 282 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,059 ♪ Thee, Thee, Thee, Thee ♪ 283 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,320 ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪ 284 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,719 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Merciful and mighty ♪ 285 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,160 - ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ God in three persons ♪ 286 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,493 - ♪ O-o-oh ♪ - ♪ The blessed Trinity-ty-ty-ty ♪ 287 00:09:59,494 --> 00:10:02,119 ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪ 288 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,239 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Lord God Almighty ♪ 289 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,659 - ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Ba-da, ba, ba-da ♪ 290 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:09,240 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ The blessed Trinity ♪ 291 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,639 Who are you sending those postcards to? 292 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,179 Show business power players... 293 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,280 Lew Wasserman, Stanley Kubrick. 294 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,460 Folks who'll want to catch my solo Sunday morning. 295 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,420 I'm gonna be the first person in our family on TV. 296 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,619 Not true. Your cousin Brenda used to pal around 297 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,999 with those Manson girls. 298 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,929 She made it into all the courtroom sketches. 299 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:29,279 It seems very unlikely to me that your industry big shots 300 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,200 are gonna be watching the "Mass for Shut-Ins." 301 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,639 You mean a guy like Lew Wasserman, 302 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,139 running a big studio? 303 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,821 I doubt he has time to get to Mass. 304 00:10:35,822 --> 00:10:39,367 You took a beautiful hymn and made it an abomination! 305 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:42,287 Sounds like you might be jealous somebody took your solo. 306 00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:45,040 I care about honoring the music. 307 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,019 You don't add a whoopee cushion to Mozart. 308 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,461 You do if you want to get butts in the seats. 309 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:51,579 You've taken the one thing I like about church 310 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,039 and you made it about butts. 311 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,919 My mom's plan was starting to unravel. 312 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,160 She now worried William might 313 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,899 stop making music for the Catholic Church 314 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,619 and end up making music at the airport, 315 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,879 with a shaved head and a tambourine. 316 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,859 You know, Timmy... 317 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,889 you're gonna have plenty of opportunities to be on TV. 318 00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:09,479 Maybe you should let William have this one. 319 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,559 Mom, this isn't about me anymore, okay? 320 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,110 I've got to do this for the shut-ins. 321 00:11:14,111 --> 00:11:16,112 A lot of them don't get any sunshine. 322 00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:18,359 They need me to bring it to them. 323 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,799 Sorry I'm late. 324 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,549 There's a dumb mattress in the middle of the street 325 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,240 on Glenoaks. I'm gonna call it in. 326 00:11:23,245 --> 00:11:24,954 What size is it? Eddie needs a new bed. 327 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,247 It's in the road, Peg. 328 00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:28,128 Well, does that mean stains or just tire tracks? 329 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,290 Father picks up a little overtime. 330 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,760 Suddenly, we're too fancy for a street mattress. 331 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,589 - Hello? - Hello? 332 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,139 Who's on this line? Is that Eddie? 333 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,589 Joey, it's Dad. 334 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,359 What's going on? 335 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,549 Hey, Pop! 336 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,299 We finally got through to KYWW. 337 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,059 We're on hold right now as caller number 6. 338 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,103 Where are you? 339 00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:50,435 How are you even on this phone? 340 00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:51,619 Okay, full disclosure... 341 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,519 I kinda spliced into our phone line 342 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,317 and ran an extension up to my office. 343 00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,236 Turns out I'm pretty technological. 344 00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,863 Must've gotten that from you. 345 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,991 You're about to get something else from me. 346 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,759 Dad! 347 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,990 Don't mess this up! 348 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,219 We've been calling day and night 349 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,620 trying to win this. 350 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,100 No!! 351 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,379 What do you know? 352 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,999 It hit the ground just like a lead zeppelin. 353 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,299 Hello, caller number 6? 354 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,159 - Who is this? - Don't hang up, Dad! 355 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,179 Do not hang up! 356 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,179 It's Rockin' Rocky at KYWW Radio! 357 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,910 Good... you can get the word out regarding a Sigalert... 358 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,179 ... on Glenoaks Avenue. 359 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,179 It's a mattress... probably fell off a U-Haul. 360 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,699 People don't tie them down like they're supposed to. 361 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,145 You're killing me, old man. You're killing me! 362 00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:32,562 Dad, you gotta say the slogan. 363 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,659 - Who am I speaking with? - Michael Cleary. 364 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,749 The unfortunate father of two idiot sons who... 365 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,160 Ooh! Sounds like we've got a grumpy dad. 366 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,340 Well, tell me, Grumpy Dad, 367 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,559 are you ready to have Zeppelin rock your world? 368 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,240 That seems extremely unlikely. 369 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,119 Just repeat our slogan and win the prize. 370 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,139 "KYWW plays all the hits!" Say it! 371 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,369 "KYWW plays all the hits!" 372 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,940 Please, please, please! 373 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,999 So, what do you say, Grumpster? 374 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,019 I can't just say something I don't know to be true 375 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,899 on the public airways. It might be perjury. 376 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,260 We could lose the house. 377 00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,560 Ooh! Grumpy Dad is the most! 378 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,319 I don't just give my endorsement 379 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,719 without believing in the product. 380 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,399 You're not endorsing the music! 381 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,475 You're just stating a fact! 382 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,739 There is no way I am saying "KYWW plays all the hits" 383 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,079 - without first knowing if that... - He said it! You said it! 384 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,619 - I heard you, Dad! I heard you! - You said it! He said it! 385 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,651 You just won two tickets to Led Zeppelin! 386 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,199 Pick 'em up at will-call. 387 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,880 See you at the concert, Grumpy Dad! 388 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,210 Don't forget about that mattress. 389 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,319 We won tickets to Zeppelin! 390 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,099 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I believe Grumpy Dad 391 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,240 won those tickets. 392 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,289 Your mom and I used to go to a lot of concerts together. 393 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,209 You know, I recall one of our first dates ever 394 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,211 was with Vaughn Monroe and his band 395 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,320 at The Twin Coaches outside of Pittsburgh. 396 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,749 Dad's talking about the past again. 397 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,169 Oh, my God, this is the same stage 398 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,220 where they shoot the "Boxcar Benji" show! 399 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,209 Wonderful... Timmy in his natural habitat, 400 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,559 among the freaks of Hollyweird. 401 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,019 Honey! It's not polite to call these weirdos freaks. 402 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,029 This is the crate 403 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,439 where Benji always goes to sleep one off. 404 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,959 And right there is the windowsill 405 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,039 where every week, a lucky junior hobo 406 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,480 tries to steal the widow's pie. 407 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,439 Those of you appearing on-camera need to report for makeup. 408 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,829 I will not be wearing any makeup. 409 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:08,850 I am nobody's fop. 410 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,479 I need a number-three base, or I wash out under the lights. 411 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,300 Okay, kid. Let's go. 412 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,399 Why would you make me come 413 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,584 just to watch Timmy butcher my favorite hymn? 414 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:22,279 What if something happens to Timmy and he can't sing today? 415 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,219 Well, then you would be here to save the day. 416 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:25,424 What's gonna happen to Timmy? 417 00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:26,940 I don't know yet. 418 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,439 But in the meantime, think about the shut-ins. 419 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,879 It brings them joy to see the shiny faces of children. 420 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,800 Does nothing for me, but they don't get out much. 421 00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:37,479 So, are you nervous, Timmy Cleary? 422 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,789 This is actually my first starring role on TV. 423 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:40,899 Hmm. 424 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,320 It doesn't seem appropriate 425 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,071 for you to think of yourself as the "star" of this Mass. 426 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,400 I get it. 427 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,399 This is your rodeo. You want top billing. 428 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,499 No, I simply meant that you should... 429 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,328 Father, they're ready for you. 430 00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:55,449 Stay tuned for Sunday "Mass for Shut-Ins," 431 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,460 coming up next. 432 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,579 While Lawrence prepared to record 433 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,833 my historic TV appearance 434 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,319 using the technology of the day, 435 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,760 Joey and Eddie were still trying 436 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,754 to get their hands on my dad's Zeppelin tickets, 437 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,799 demonstrating a determination and ingenuity 438 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,320 which would've made Dad proud... 439 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,709 if they weren't also ripping him off. 440 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,779 Pretty good. 441 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,799 And now for the finishing touch. 442 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,359 You really think the guys at will-call 443 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,499 will believe I'm Dad? 444 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,439 Are you kidding? You look so much like Dad, 445 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,400 you should be calling yourself an idiot right now. 446 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,120 Timmy's show's about to start. 447 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,860 Nice try, pal. 448 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,699 Idiot. 449 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,699 Hey, hey! 450 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,900 Is there any chance that I might see Benji around here today? 451 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,779 Oh. 452 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,279 Well, you never know with this guy. 453 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,699 Some days, he flies in 454 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,890 from his private island on his helicopter 455 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,169 just to sit in his dressing room 456 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,673 and check out his stock portfolio. 457 00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,049 He's got a helicopter? 458 00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,219 Of course! 459 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,739 You don't think he's some pathetic burn-out 460 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,059 who moonlights on the weekend and had to pawn his Daytime Emmy 461 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,299 just to keep up with three alimonies. 462 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,539 That would be sad! 463 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,200 Save your money, kid. 464 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,680 And do not marry women who are too pretty for you. 465 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,719 Mom, he just said that Boxcar Benji 466 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,318 might be in his dressing room right now! 467 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:07,000 What are you waiting for?! Go! 468 00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,000 It's almost time. I don't want them starting without me. 469 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,198 How could they? You're the star of this Mass. 470 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,709 Thank you! Now explain that to Father Abdi. 471 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,760 All right, places. 472 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,210 Two minutes to air. 473 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,570 Hello? 474 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,820 Hello?! 475 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,519 Where is Timmy? The program's about to begin! 476 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,100 Sorry, Sister, Timmy left. 477 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,949 I guess William will have to sing his part. 478 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:32,959 Timmy left? 479 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,090 One of his brothers has taken seriously ill. 480 00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:37,599 - Will you be leaving, too? - Eh, Timmy's got it covered. 481 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:42,499 Places. One minute to air. 482 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,857 Everyone take their cue from William. 483 00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:47,809 And all I ask from you, my dear boy, 484 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,519 is that you transfix us with your pure angelic voice, 485 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,079 as you did the other day, 486 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,980 right before your brother came in 487 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,599 and did it just a little better. 488 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,160 I won't let you down, Sister. 489 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,164 More importantly, I won't let down the music. 490 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,040 S-Since we're one vocalist short, 491 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,713 instead of just moving my lips, could I maybe... 492 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:07,719 No! 493 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,467 We're on the air in five, four... 494 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:13,840 Somebody please open the door! 495 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,959 Hello?! 496 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,340 Welcome to the "Mass for Shut-Ins," 497 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:22,119 our weekly broadcast of the Catholic liturgy. 498 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,760 I welcome you in Christ's name. 499 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,099 Let us begin with an opening hymn. 500 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,269 Come on. Sing. 501 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:37,280 God's waiting! 502 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,899 I got this. 503 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,749 Hunh! Ungh! 504 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,960 Oh, I'm glad I captured that for posterity. 505 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,180 If you want something done right... 506 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,599 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, o-o-oh ♪ - ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪ 507 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:11,360 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Lord, God Almighty ♪ 508 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,499 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, o-o-oh ♪ - ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 509 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,367 Mom's really nice when she lives in the television. 510 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:22,159 ♪ ... to Thee ♪ 511 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:26,679 ♪ Holy, Thou art holy ♪ 512 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:31,380 ♪ There is none beside Thee ♪ 513 00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:35,926 No! This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever! 514 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:42,789 ♪ ... in love and purity ♪ 515 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,879 More fan mail for me. 516 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,340 Apparently I'm the reason 517 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,619 "Barry from Culver City Renal Care" 518 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,999 found the strength to soldier on. 519 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,679 Although, he might just be buttering me up 520 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,946 for one of my kidneys. 521 00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,447 - Aww. - Another one from prison. 522 00:18:57,448 --> 00:19:00,325 Says he's a "fan for life." 523 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:02,669 I can't believe I got locked out. 524 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,699 I still feel like William had something to do with it. 525 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,375 He did have motive and opportunity. 526 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,819 - Oh. Here's one for you. - Really?! 527 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,749 One of your postcards came back. 528 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,340 I don't think the producers of "The Waltons" 529 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,049 actually live on Walton's Mountain. 530 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,779 Mom, I've been doing a lot of thinking. 531 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,560 Yeah, and I said knock it off. 532 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,349 You can pick whatever godless cult you want to 533 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,779 when you turn 18, but for now, 534 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,209 every Sunday, you're in that pew 535 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,687 gutting it out with the rest of us. 536 00:19:28,688 --> 00:19:30,550 I've realized what happened to me at the show 537 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,060 couldn't have just been an accident. 538 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,260 God struck me mute, 539 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:38,639 like the Angel Gabriel did to Zachariah in the Gospel of Luke. 540 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,908 You know the story. 541 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:41,939 Sure. But... refresh me. 542 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,600 Zachariah was punished for his lack of faith. 543 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,160 And maybe I was, too. 544 00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:48,332 So I'm back on board with Catholicism... 545 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,250 mainly because I'm scared to death of God. 546 00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:52,499 Oh, sweetie. 547 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,619 You finally get it. 548 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,660 Mm. 549 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,499 I got 'em. 550 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,931 Now the question is, what do I do with them? 551 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,240 Give them to Eddie and Joey? 552 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,400 And then wait 2 1/2 hours to give us a ride home? 553 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,810 I pushed it too far, didn't I? 554 00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,147 All right. Here you go. 555 00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:13,524 - Oh! - Oh, hang on. 556 00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:15,379 These tickets are worth $7? 557 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,029 What do they do, come over after the concert and paint your house? 558 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,079 That's only face value. 559 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,448 Scalpers are getting 50 or 60 bucks. 560 00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:22,866 50 or 60?! 561 00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,829 W... 562 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,495 I could see these people being that dumb. 563 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,289 Dad, come on. 564 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,079 Remember that time you and your brother skipped school 565 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,123 to see Babe Ruth play against the Pirates? 566 00:20:32,124 --> 00:20:33,599 Oh, a day I'll never forget. 567 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,000 The Great Bambino hit his last home run in the majors. 568 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,240 And as he rounded the bases, 569 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,749 he ate 12 hot dogs and finished a case of beer! 570 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,263 Greatest athlete this country will ever know. 571 00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:44,319 Exactly. 572 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,431 And Led Zeppelin is our Babe Ruth. 573 00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,419 So don't rob us of countless memories 574 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,940 we can bore our kids with. 575 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,419 - Yeah! Thanks, Dad! - Ah! 576 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,840 I'll meet you at our seats. 577 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,484 For some reason, I need a hot dog. 578 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,019 I got one here! One here! 579 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,399 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 580 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,379 Memories are great, but 60 bucks is 60 bucks. 581 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,460 You're abandoning your brother to pocket some cash? 582 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,680 Okay, tell you what... 583 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,679 what if I used that cash to buy us both 584 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,550 a nice steak dinner at Sizzler? 585 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,840 We got one here! 586 00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,360 One! One here! 587 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,079 Floor seating, section D! 588 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,959 - 60 bucks! - Section D, we've got one! 589 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,539 - Best deal all night, all night! - Hey, hey, buddy, you want it? 590 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:30,140 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 44072

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