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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,402 ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2 00:00:03,469 --> 00:00:06,405 ♪ thank you for bein' a friend ♪ 3 00:00:06,472 --> 00:00:09,874 ♪ travel down the road and back again ♪ 4 00:00:09,942 --> 00:00:11,809 ♪ your heart is true ♪ 5 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:16,681 ♪ you're a pal and a confidante ♪ 6 00:00:16,749 --> 00:00:20,152 ♪ and if you threw a party ♪ 7 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:24,122 ♪ invited everyone you knew ♪ 8 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,957 ♪ you would see ♪ 9 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,626 ♪ the biggest gift would be from me ♪ 10 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:30,728 ♪ and the card attached would say ♪ 11 00:00:30,796 --> 00:00:33,398 ♪ thank you for bein' a friend ♪ 12 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,100 ♪ thank you for bein' a friend ♪ 13 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:38,736 ♪ thank you for bein' a friend ♪♪ 14 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:47,712 Captioning made possible by witt/thomas/harris productions, cbs television network, 15 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:50,715 And 1992 nci caption club/ grantsmanship 16 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:04,629 [gasps] 17 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:06,131 I don't believe it. 18 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,634 The owner of the mecca hotel is suing us. 19 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:14,139 Well, we can't watch sophia 24 hours a day. 20 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,641 D that wet t-shirt contest 21 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,010 Was open to the public. 22 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,678 No, no, it's not that. 23 00:01:20,746 --> 00:01:24,716 He claims that part of our parking lot is on his property. 24 00:01:24,783 --> 00:01:27,219 Now we're going to have to get a lawyer. 25 00:01:27,286 --> 00:01:30,322 This could cost a fortune whether we win or lose. 26 00:01:30,389 --> 00:01:32,324 Maybe we don't need a lawyer. 27 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:34,292 I'll have a meeting with this... 28 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,327 Mr. Gentry. 29 00:01:35,394 --> 00:01:36,961 Everything will be all right. 30 00:01:37,029 --> 00:01:39,063 You think he'll drop his lawsuit? 31 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,600 Honey, if my dress is cut low enough, 32 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:45,203 I can get him to drop more than that. 33 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,704 All right, ladies. 34 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:48,206 Chalk up another volleyball victory 35 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,707 For the golden palace. 36 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:52,144 Oh, who'd we beat today? 37 00:01:52,211 --> 00:01:53,645 We beat the carlisle. 38 00:01:53,712 --> 00:01:55,147 Brad was on it. 39 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:56,148 No, no. 40 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:57,616 Well, yeah. 41 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:58,950 Brad, 42 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,919 You didn't hurt that big, broad shoulder of yours again, 43 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:03,455 Now, did you? 44 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,956 No, blanche. It's fine. 45 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:06,424 Well, come here. 46 00:02:06,492 --> 00:02:07,959 No, it's--it's fine. 47 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,927 I'm not going to bite you. 48 00:02:09,995 --> 00:02:11,963 Well, you did last time. 49 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:12,964 Oh, brad. 50 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:14,766 Oh. 51 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:17,035 You really scare him, you know. 52 00:02:17,102 --> 00:02:18,537 I'm just teasing him. 53 00:02:18,604 --> 00:02:20,539 I don't mean anything by it. 54 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,974 I don't do anything to really scare him. 55 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,477 What about the time you showed him the attachments 56 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,245 To your back massager? 57 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,215 You're awfully quiet, chuy. 58 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,551 Didn't youou have a good game? 59 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:34,519 Once again I didn't play. 60 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:38,557 I got to sit on the hot sand and burn my butt 61 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:41,092 While roland and brad played the whole game. 62 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,862 It's because I kind of stink at volleyball, huh? 63 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:48,032 No, this is a racial issue, man. 64 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,468 Of course it's 'cause you stink at volleyball. 65 00:02:50,536 --> 00:02:52,970 We have two games left to win the championship. 66 00:02:53,038 --> 00:02:55,440 I'm not going to change the lineup now. 67 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,975 As long as I'm the captain, brad is playing. 68 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,411 I want that trophy. 69 00:02:59,478 --> 00:03:00,912 Well, maybe I can help. 70 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:02,880 I did play volleyball, you know, 71 00:03:02,948 --> 00:03:05,917 Back on the girls' high school team in st. Olaf. 72 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:08,920 I mean, I was known as 73 00:03:08,987 --> 00:03:11,055 "jump up and down rose." 74 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:12,557 That was your nickname? 75 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,627 No, that's what they'd call out to me. 76 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,334 Boys can be so cruel. 77 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:28,806 Hey, roland, what time you want me at volleyball practice? 78 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:33,478 What's so funny? 79 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,079 You stink. 80 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,883 Yeah, what time 81 00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:40,385 Should we be there, roland? 82 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,553 We? 83 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,054 Didn't roland tell you? 84 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,056 I'm on the team now. 85 00:03:46,058 --> 00:03:47,492 Wait a minute. 86 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,428 I'm out all season waiting for a chance to play. 87 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,930 Rose comes along and tells one st. Olaf story 88 00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:54,899 About jumping up and down, 89 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,568 And she's in? 90 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:57,569 No, chuy. 91 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,070 We went on the beach, 92 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,740 And she showed me what she could do. 93 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:03,308 And she's good? 94 00:04:04,543 --> 00:04:06,544 Well, she's no chuy castillos. 95 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:11,483 So, yeah, she's good. 96 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:15,219 Well, you won't believe what happened to me today. 97 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,221 I was at a business meeting at the bank 98 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,691 Trying to get our line of credit increased. 99 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,192 I'm sitting across the room 100 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,727 From this mr. Reynolds, 101 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,696 A vice president, mind you, 102 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,532 And he said the most upsetting thing to me. 103 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,769 Don't come back until you're wearing underwear? 104 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,609 Sophia, I always go to meetings with men 105 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,110 Dressed like this. 106 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:41,579 To me, it's just a great business tool. 107 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:44,416 You know, it gives me a leg up. 108 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:47,018 Just one? 109 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,089 Well, I know it's not fair. 110 00:04:52,157 --> 00:04:53,625 I mean, is it possible 111 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,593 For any man to resist me 112 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:57,629 When I look this way? 113 00:05:00,165 --> 00:05:01,499 Well, is it? 114 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:05,603 It's hard for me. - It's real hard. 115 00:05:05,671 --> 00:05:06,604 So, anyway, 116 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:09,106 I started coming on to mr. Rey-- 117 00:05:09,174 --> 00:05:10,975 I don't mean exactly coming on to him. 118 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:12,477 I said one innocent thing, 119 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,079 And he thought I was coming on to him. 120 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:16,348 What did you say? 121 00:05:16,415 --> 00:05:18,850 I'd like to put him in a hot tub 122 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:20,318 And drink him like soup. 123 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,653 Blanche! 124 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,657 Well, don't you get mad at me. 125 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,159 He threw me out of the office. 126 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,962 I guess he's just a guy who doesn't respond 127 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:33,431 To a totally sexual human being. 128 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:37,469 Look, blanche, you came on to a man in a business situation. 129 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:40,538 Well, that's practically sexual harassment. 130 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:44,208 Yeah, but I'm not going to file any charges. 131 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:45,243 Blanche, 132 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,244 You sexually harassed him. 133 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:48,780 And you made the hotel look bad. 134 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,214 I did? 135 00:05:50,282 --> 00:05:53,217 Look, things have changed since we bought this hotel. 136 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:55,487 You're not a social butterfly anymore. 137 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:57,021 You're a businesswoman. 138 00:05:57,089 --> 00:06:00,024 And you behave differently in business deals. 139 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:03,194 Well, look what you do to brad, the pool guy. 140 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,430 But I'm just teasing him. 141 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,831 Well, 142 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,332 Maybe you have a point. 143 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,334 I think of it as teasing. 144 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,370 How does it make him feel? 145 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,405 Honestly? 146 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:15,907 He feels that - he'll have to sleep with you 147 00:06:15,974 --> 00:06:17,275 To keep this job. 148 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:18,777 Really? He said that? 149 00:06:18,844 --> 00:06:19,778 Blanche. 150 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:21,145 Huh? 151 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:22,179 Oh. 152 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,849 I'm doing it right now, aren't I? 153 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,385 Oh, well, hey, what am I going to do? 154 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,887 I have that meeting tomorrow 155 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:30,722 With mr. Gentry from the mecca. 156 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,724 My plan was to seduce him 157 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,692 Out of those parking spots, 158 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,227 But that's wrong, 159 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,328 Right? 160 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,329 Right. 161 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,330 Oh, boy. 162 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:42,066 I've done this all my life. 163 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:45,136 I'm really ashamed of myself. 164 00:06:45,203 --> 00:06:47,605 Well, I--I guess 165 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:49,106 I'll just have to change my ways. 166 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:50,575 And--and I will, too. 167 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,076 From now on, 168 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:54,078 Blanche devereaux is a new person. 169 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:56,581 I will never again throw myself aany man 170 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,149 I'm doing business with. 171 00:06:59,518 --> 00:07:06,223 Well, there goes our free cable. 172 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,660 Here we go. 173 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:14,364 All right. Side out. 174 00:07:14,432 --> 00:07:16,366 That's o.K. We'll get it back. 175 00:07:16,434 --> 00:07:17,367 Yeah. 176 00:07:17,435 --> 00:07:19,836 Come on, guys. Get it back. 177 00:07:19,904 --> 00:07:20,904 Come on. 178 00:07:20,971 --> 00:07:22,139 5-14. 179 00:07:24,942 --> 00:07:25,875 Oh... 180 00:07:25,943 --> 00:07:27,844 I thought you had it. 181 00:07:27,912 --> 00:07:29,879 Oh, I thought you had it. 182 00:07:29,947 --> 00:07:30,847 I'm sorry. 183 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:32,882 We'll get the next one. 184 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:34,251 Let's go. 185 00:07:34,318 --> 00:07:35,618 6-14. 186 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:40,190 I thought you had it. 187 00:07:40,258 --> 00:07:41,691 I thought you had it. 188 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:43,160 O.K. Now I've had it. 189 00:07:43,227 --> 00:07:45,662 One of you has to call for the ball 190 00:07:45,729 --> 00:07:48,165 So the other one knows who has it. 191 00:07:48,232 --> 00:07:49,666 Oh, got you. 192 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,634 We'll call for the ball. 193 00:07:51,702 --> 00:07:53,170 7-14. 194 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:56,673 You got it! - You got it! 195 00:07:58,176 --> 00:07:59,109 Time-out. 196 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:00,077 O.K., hey, 197 00:08:00,144 --> 00:08:01,111 Time-out. 198 00:08:01,179 --> 00:08:02,612 Whoa! All right. 199 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,580 Huddle up. 200 00:08:03,647 --> 00:08:04,581 O.K. 201 00:08:04,648 --> 00:08:06,083 You're out. We're in. 202 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,117 All right. 203 00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:09,052 Well... 204 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,253 8-14. 205 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,490 Good shot. 206 00:08:13,558 --> 00:08:14,991 Here you go, dave. 207 00:08:16,327 --> 00:08:18,328 I got it. I got it. 208 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:19,963 Set. 209 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:20,997 Ah, yes! 210 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,865 All right. Side out. 211 00:08:25,369 --> 00:08:26,769 How's it going, brad? 212 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:29,372 Here we go. This is it. 213 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,874 I got it. I got it. 214 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:34,144 Set. 215 00:08:34,212 --> 00:08:35,678 Ahh! Yes! 216 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:36,980 Game, baby! 217 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:37,981 Whoo-hoo! 218 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:40,450 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 219 00:08:40,518 --> 00:08:41,951 I can't believe it. 220 00:08:42,019 --> 00:08:43,953 This is a waste. I'm useless. 221 00:08:44,021 --> 00:08:46,856 There's no reason for me even to be here. 222 00:08:46,924 --> 00:08:48,358 Oh, not at all, chuy. 223 00:08:48,426 --> 00:08:49,859 You were terrific. 224 00:08:49,927 --> 00:08:52,729 I mean, you took a boring one-sided game 225 00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:55,698 And turned it into a real nail-biter. 226 00:08:55,766 --> 00:08:57,200 All right, rose. 227 00:08:57,268 --> 00:08:58,401 All right. 228 00:08:58,469 --> 00:09:00,137 ♪ golden palace ♪ 229 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:01,704 ♪ golden palace ♪ 230 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:03,072 ♪ golden palace ♪ 231 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:04,374 ♪ golden palace ♪♪ 232 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:11,014 I'm ready for mr. Gentry. 233 00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:13,517 Who are you supposed to be-- 234 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,084 Dr. Quinn, medicine slut? 235 00:09:16,354 --> 00:09:17,787 From now on, 236 00:09:17,855 --> 00:09:20,757 I'm not going to let my sexuality 237 00:09:20,824 --> 00:09:22,759 Interfere in my business relationship 238 00:09:22,826 --> 00:09:24,294 With a man. 239 00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:27,297 I just couldn't respect myself if I did. 240 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:29,332 I have changed. 241 00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:33,436 From now on, 242 00:09:33,504 --> 00:09:35,372 I'm blanche devereaux, businesswoman. 243 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:36,339 Excuse me. 244 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,141 I'm looking for blanche devereaux. 245 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,676 I'm blanche devereaux. 246 00:09:42,513 --> 00:09:44,381 I am, uh, lawrence gentry, 247 00:09:44,448 --> 00:09:45,882 And may I say 248 00:09:45,949 --> 00:09:47,884 What a pleasure it is 249 00:09:47,951 --> 00:09:50,420 To meet such a beautiful woman. 250 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:52,789 I'll, uh... 251 00:09:52,856 --> 00:09:54,291 I'll be right back, 252 00:09:54,358 --> 00:09:55,358 Mr. Gentry. 253 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:58,295 I just want to run, change into something... 254 00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:00,096 Not so... 255 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,130 Hot. 256 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,414 No. 257 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:20,916 No. 258 00:10:20,984 --> 00:10:22,118 No. 259 00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,555 Blanche, we can't let you do this. 260 00:10:26,623 --> 00:10:29,524 Now, you seemed so determined to change your ways. 261 00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:32,061 You're afraid to use your brain 262 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:33,462 Instead of your body. 263 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:34,997 Now, don't be ridiculous. 264 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:37,499 Why should I use my brain 265 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:40,970 When I can have these proud beauties stand up for me? 266 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:42,471 I got news for you. 267 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,874 They're falling down on the job a little. 268 00:10:44,941 --> 00:10:46,942 Ohh. 269 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:50,445 I always knew blanche acts the way she does 270 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,648 'cause she suffers from sturgeonyanken. 271 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:53,682 Oh. 272 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,152 Now, do we have listen to this? 273 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:57,619 I have to. 274 00:10:57,687 --> 00:10:59,488 I can't run that fast anymore. 275 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:00,990 When I was young, 276 00:11:01,057 --> 00:11:02,491 Dr. Sigmund sturgeon, 277 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,493 St. Olaf's most controversial psychologist, 278 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,995 Was called in 279 00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:08,998 When all the girls in town became... 280 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:11,000 How can I put this? 281 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,002 What the heck? We're all adults. 282 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:14,736 Became like you, blanche. 283 00:11:16,239 --> 00:11:17,673 His theory was, 284 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:20,176 If you pulled out a girl's front teeth, 285 00:11:20,243 --> 00:11:21,677 It made her less attractive. 286 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:24,379 That solved the promiscuous problem. 287 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:28,050 Keep your body out of it, and use your mind. 288 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:29,718 Is that really possible? 289 00:11:29,786 --> 00:11:32,354 You want to be a professional? 290 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:33,322 O.K. 291 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:34,323 All right. 292 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:35,858 I'll try this. 293 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,326 That a girl, blanche. 294 00:11:37,393 --> 00:11:39,161 But it feels very unnatural. 295 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:41,663 If it gets too tough, there is help. 296 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:44,133 As we say in st. Olaf, 297 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:46,568 "men don't chase toothless women." 298 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:50,239 Well, not until last call. 299 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,209 Ohh. 300 00:11:55,411 --> 00:11:57,313 So sorry for keeping you waiting. 301 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,849 I thought we'd just have our meeting right here. 302 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:01,350 Are you sure? 303 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:02,852 Now that we've met, 304 00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:04,286 I'd much rather discuss business... 305 00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:05,287 Tonight. 306 00:12:05,355 --> 00:12:06,788 Maybe over dinner. 307 00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:07,789 No. 308 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,791 We're here to discuss business, 309 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,494 And I prefer to keep it businesslike. 310 00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:13,562 Sure. 311 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:16,631 Dressed in that wild dr. Quinn outfit, huh? 312 00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:22,671 I got to tell you something. 313 00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:25,107 You are very sexy. 314 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,346 Why a man like you isn't running around in a loincloth 315 00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:31,881 I'll never know. 316 00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:36,451 But, look... 317 00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:38,220 It's very important to me 318 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:40,222 That we keep things between us 319 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,723 On a business level. 320 00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,526 Fine, fine. If that's the way you want it. 321 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:45,995 Please sit down. 322 00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:46,996 Thank you. 323 00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:47,997 Tea? 324 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:49,164 Uh, yes. 325 00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:50,699 One hump or two? 326 00:12:59,776 --> 00:13:02,278 I guess I can try two. 327 00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,650 Now, what seems to be the problem with the parking lot? 328 00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:10,152 Well, as you know, 329 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,654 Land down here is at a premium, 330 00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,823 And our hotels are so close. 331 00:13:14,891 --> 00:13:16,825 I mean, we're so close 332 00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:20,362 We're practically on top of each other. 333 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,699 Sounds good to me. 334 00:13:28,405 --> 00:13:30,339 We're here to talk about business, 335 00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:33,842 So here are some of my ideas about the parking places. 336 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,010 You, uh, 337 00:13:35,078 --> 00:13:37,179 You have those lunches for businessmen. 338 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:39,815 And you have fabulous eyes. 339 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:41,984 Which are undressing you right now. 340 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,085 No! 341 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,054 No. 342 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,556 We've got to stop this. 343 00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:50,525 Can't you just relate to me as a human being 344 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:53,628 And not some fabulously luscious boy toy? 345 00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:57,766 But you are, blanche. 346 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,069 You are. 347 00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:02,571 Maybe it's time to leave the business 348 00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,974 To those who can do it best, 349 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,976 And you should concern yourself with... 350 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,044 What you do best, huh? 351 00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:11,646 No. 352 00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:13,482 No, damn it. 353 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:14,483 Look... 354 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,985 When I bought this hotel, 355 00:14:16,052 --> 00:14:18,487 I did it as a challenge to myself. 356 00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:20,990 This new way of doing business 357 00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:22,458 Is just another challenge. 358 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:25,294 Of course with a person like you, 359 00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,829 It may be the greatest challenge, but... 360 00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:29,331 I can do it, 361 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,832 Because I have to. 362 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,834 Will you please pay close attention, 363 00:14:32,902 --> 00:14:35,337 Beuse here's what we're going to do 364 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:37,339 To solve the parking spaces problem. 365 00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,774 You and I have very different clientele. 366 00:14:39,842 --> 00:14:41,276 Oh, yes, we do. 367 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,778 So we're going to interface our computers 368 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,747 And study the traffic flow, 369 00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:48,783 Determine who gets the spaces at peak occupancy, 370 00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:50,252 And then just... 371 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,786 Share them equally 372 00:14:51,854 --> 00:14:55,290 Without interfering with any of our guests. 373 00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:56,791 Well, do you agree? 374 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:59,294 Well, I underestimated you, ms. Devereaux. 375 00:14:59,362 --> 00:15:01,397 That's a very impressive solution. 376 00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:02,564 It's settled? 377 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:03,465 And maybe, 378 00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,966 Once in a while, 379 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,269 We could have lunch together... 380 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:09,771 Just to see how we're doing. 381 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,173 With business. 382 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,641 Oh, of course. 383 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,143 Well, I'd like that. 384 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,078 Good. 385 00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,079 Well... 386 00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:19,281 So... 387 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:22,284 Very nice doing business with you, mr. Gentry. 388 00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:25,287 It's very nice doing business with you, ms. Devereaux. 389 00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:27,789 You know, you really do have 390 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,291 A scintillating mind. 391 00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:31,860 You are a fascinatingly... 392 00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:33,695 Intelligent woman. 393 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,102 Thank you. 394 00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:46,007 Oh, by the way, 395 00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:49,244 I do own a loincloth. 396 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,619 I had a hunch. 397 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:06,928 Set. 398 00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:08,263 Oh, yes! 399 00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:10,099 Yeah! 400 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,567 14-14. 401 00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:12,634 Time-out. 402 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:13,602 Hey, rose, 403 00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:15,637 Why aren't you dressed to play? 404 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,639 Well, see, I kind of decided 405 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,608 Cheering is what I do best, 406 00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:21,643 So I'll just be a cheerleader. 407 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:22,611 All right. 408 00:16:22,678 --> 00:16:24,146 Your, uh, pompoms, madame. 409 00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:25,347 Thank you. 410 00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,849 It's wonderful knowing that at any age, 411 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:30,552 Your life can have purpose. 412 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,920 ♪ go, team, go, team ♪ 413 00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:33,054 ♪ go, team, go ♪ 414 00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:36,691 Set. 415 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:37,726 Get it, brad. 416 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,228 You all right? 417 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:41,163 Oh, man, it's my ankle. 418 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,364 ♪ he's hurt, he's hurt ♪ 419 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,199 ♪ he's hurt, he's hurt ♪ 420 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,836 ♪ she's nuts, she's nuts ♪ 421 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,438 ♪ she's really, really nuts ♪ 422 00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:52,374 Easy, easy. 423 00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:53,408 Be careful. 424 00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:55,410 Rose, how do you feel? 425 00:16:55,478 --> 00:16:56,911 Not too bad. 426 00:16:56,979 --> 00:16:58,413 How about yourself? 427 00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:01,416 No, I mean, do you think you're ready to play? 428 00:17:01,484 --> 00:17:02,917 Hey, don't do this, man. 429 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:03,885 Chuy, look-- 430 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,820 Come on. Don't. 431 00:17:05,888 --> 00:17:07,322 O.K., you're in. 432 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,323 O.K. 433 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:09,691 ♪ he's in, he's in ♪ 434 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,793 ♪ he's in, he's in, he's in ♪ 435 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,230 Got it! 436 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,501 Got it. 437 00:17:20,803 --> 00:17:22,771 Excuse me. 438 00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:24,105 That's out. 439 00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,073 All right. 440 00:17:25,141 --> 00:17:26,608 Way to play, chuy. 441 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,610 One more point, we'll win. 442 00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:29,611 14-14. 443 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:30,679 Time-out. 444 00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:33,649 What-- what are you doing? 445 00:17:33,716 --> 00:17:35,651 I want to talk to you. 446 00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:37,653 Why are you hogging the ball? 447 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,888 One more point, and we'll win. 448 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,390 I don't care. 449 00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:43,892 I didn't want to tell you this, but... 450 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,196 When I was a kid, I never got chosen foteams. 451 00:17:47,263 --> 00:17:50,065 We're back to you stinking again, aren't we? 452 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,100 Yeah, we're back to me stinking. 453 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:55,604 I mean, the other kids used to call me... 454 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:56,938 Señor stinky. 455 00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:59,441 And they said I lived at casa del stinky, 456 00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,943 And my bike was stinky's bike. 457 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,445 See what I'm getting at? 458 00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:04,580 Yeah. 459 00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,716 Kids can really beat a good joke to death. 460 00:18:07,783 --> 00:18:09,184 I was humiliated, man. 461 00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:12,221 And I never wanted to go through that pain again. 462 00:18:12,288 --> 00:18:14,189 And I thought as an adult, 463 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,725 My friends would never put me through that pain. 464 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,193 You're doing it to me, 465 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,329 So don't do it to me. 466 00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:21,830 All right, champ. 467 00:18:21,897 --> 00:18:22,831 Let's go. 468 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:24,132 All right. 469 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,236 Aw, they're keeping stinky in the game. 470 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:32,941 Yes. 471 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,075 Side out. 472 00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:35,611 ♪ we stink, we stink ♪ 473 00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:36,612 ♪ we stink, we-- ♪♪ 474 00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,179 Oh, I'm sorry. 475 00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:46,521 Easy one. 476 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,259 What? 477 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:57,733 Yes! 478 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,833 That's game! 479 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,470 What are you doing, chuy? 480 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:02,971 Well, you distracted me. 481 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:05,374 You're going to blame this on me? 482 00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:06,408 You're unbelievable. 483 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,410 You really are señor stinky. 484 00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:09,978 You're the worst, chuy. 485 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,421 [roland] oh, hey, chuy. 486 00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,557 Hey, wait up, my man. 487 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,058 Hey, my main man. 488 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,560 My main, main, 489 00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:28,297 Main, main, main man. 490 00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,998 Chuy. 491 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:31,500 Main... 492 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,570 Man. 493 00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:40,975 You're never going to talk to me again, are you? 494 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,477 All right. I understand. 495 00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:44,479 I just came here to apologize. 496 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,481 I thought about this last night. 497 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:47,949 I was trying to rationalize 498 00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,452 By telling myself that I always play to win, 499 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,120 But I lost. 500 00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:53,722 Don't remind me. 501 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,757 I'm not talking about the game. 502 00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:58,226 I'm going to get over the game... 503 00:19:58,294 --> 00:19:59,260 Someday. 504 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,463 Evidently I'm losing you. 505 00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:04,466 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 506 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:07,402 I will never humiliate you like that again. 507 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,871 Does this mean I get to play next year? 508 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:10,972 No. 509 00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:13,975 Good, man, 510 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,211 'cause that would be really humiliating. 511 00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:17,245 Come on. 512 00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:18,447 You see? 513 00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,949 Setting up those computers wasn't all that hard. 514 00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:22,951 You were right again, blanche. 515 00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:26,655 You know, your hands are smooth and soft 516 00:20:26,723 --> 00:20:28,523 As rich corinthian... 517 00:20:32,328 --> 00:20:34,863 Well, let's just say they're soft. 518 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:37,866 Listen, now that our business is concluded, 519 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:41,603 Perhaps we can open a new chapter in our relationship. 520 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:44,072 Well, I suppose that could work, 521 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:47,242 As long as we can keep our professional relationship 522 00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:48,209 Separate from... 523 00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:50,311 From our personal relationship? 524 00:20:55,284 --> 00:20:57,218 Yes, if we can do that, 525 00:20:57,286 --> 00:20:59,187 Why not open a new chapter? 526 00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:02,190 What do you say we start tonight? 527 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:03,658 I say great. 528 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:05,326 Your hotel or mine? 529 00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:06,327 Mine. 530 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:08,363 They know me at yours. 531 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:18,473 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 532 00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:21,542 Copyright 1993 touchstone pictures and television 533 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:23,478 Ha! 534 00:21:23,545 --> 00:21:24,445 ♪ I win, I win ♪ 535 00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:25,813 ♪ I win, I win, I win ♪ 536 00:21:25,881 --> 00:21:26,781 All right. 537 00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:28,816 Good job, chuy. 538 00:21:28,884 --> 00:21:31,886 Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute 539 00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:38,860 Now, let's try the next one without the blindfold. 540 00:21:38,927 --> 00:21:45,500 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪♪ 35064

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