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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,663 - Now, Mrs. Detweiler, how may I help you? 3 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,592 It's about my husband. 4 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,635 Your late husband? 5 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,133 Well, sort of. 6 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,175 - This is sort of about your late husband? 7 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,682 - No, I mean my husband is sort of late. 8 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,977 What a pickle. 9 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,184 Your husband is not dead after all? 10 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,192 - But he is, Mr. Omar, I know he is. 11 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,940 Mrs. Detweiler. 12 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,151 Oh call me Amanda. 13 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:11,114 - Mrs. Amanda, perhaps you should explain 14 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:15,747 exactly what did or did not happen to your husband. 15 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,454 - It happened last week, when Clinton was away 16 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,835 on a business trip to Dallas, 17 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,336 and the hotel desk clerk said 18 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,294 he saw him leave for dinner around 7:00, 19 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,722 but when he came back, he wasn't alone. 20 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,848 He was with- 21 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,300 A woman? 22 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:33,977 Why, yes! 23 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,180 Mr. Omar, that's uncanny! 24 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,107 Oh, call it a gift. 25 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,434 Please, continue. 26 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,193 - When the maid came in the next morning, no Clinton. 27 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,524 - What of this mysterious woman? 28 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,532 - There was no sign of either of them. 29 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,489 You know the really strange part? 30 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,995 They found ashes in his bed. 31 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,123 Ashes? 32 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,210 Now what's so strange about that? 33 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,258 Perhaps Mr. Detvveiler smokes in his sleep. 34 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,257 50 pounds of ashes? 35 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,181 - Hokey smokes, that's a lot of ashes. 36 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,760 - What's more, they found these among them. 37 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:20,982 Clinton's gold watch and gold necklace. 38 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,237 They are valuable? 39 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,398 Oh very. 40 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,531 Clinton would never go anywhere without them. 41 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,864 That's why I know something terrible has happened 42 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,164 to my Clinton. 43 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:41,913 - Oh wait, Mrs. Detweiler, these things of your husband, 44 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,125 they are just pulsing with psychic vibrations, 45 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,756 so I will keep them for further study. 46 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,633 Of course, anything! 47 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,008 Before we begin, 48 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,470 it is necessary to first seduce the spirits 49 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,350 with a small donation. 50 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,183 I beg your pardon? 51 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,642 Cash in advance! 52 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,894 Oh, I see. 53 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,456 I like that one. 54 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,328 Oh. 55 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,459 - This should appease the spirits from beyond, 56 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,167 and they will give us their full cooperation. 57 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,594 This crystal was gotten from a tomb 58 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,807 2,000 years ago, but I warn you, 59 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,219 I must have absolute silence. 60 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,476 You must not speak. 61 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,558 Let that spirit first speaks to you. 62 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,236 Do you understand? 63 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,459 flhundeflng) 64 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,054 Champion of the abyss, hear me 65 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,179 Remove the veil of the light 66 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,556 between this world and the next. 67 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,854 I call into the black pit. 68 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,688 I am summoning Clinton Detweiler. 69 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:28,605 Clinton! 70 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,230 Are you out there? 71 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,089 Well, hello there, missy. 72 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,046 Are you from around these parts? 73 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:56,925 Clint! 74 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,550 Clint, honey! 75 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,305 Is that really you? 76 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,185 - I don't believe I caught the name, darling. 77 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,267 - Why Clint, it's your wife, Amanda! 78 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,230 - I don't get back to Dallas nearly as often as I'd like. 79 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,236 Gives me an excuse to get away from the old lady, 80 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,236 you know what I mean? 81 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,863 What? 82 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,319 What's she like? 83 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,654 Nothing special. 84 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,491 Why hell, she ain't half as pretty as you are. 85 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,500 Why you son of a bitch! 86 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,459 - Why ain't you the feisty little minx. 87 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:36,637 Let's say we go to my hotel room and fuss around. 88 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:43,352 Well here we are darling, the Lyndon B. Johnson suite. 89 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,015 Traipse your little fanny over here 90 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,319 and I'll show you a real Texas longhorn. 91 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,314 Oh my god! 92 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:58,984 Oh my god. 93 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,615 Oh! 94 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,292 Oh that's right baby! 95 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,291 Oh 0h oh oh oh ride it! 96 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,461 Ride the big stallion of love! 97 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:23,142 Yeeh aw! 98 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,357 That was some mess. 99 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,820 - If you think I'm gonna sit here 100 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:40,026 and listen to you get your hog washed by some floozy, 101 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,531 well you are sadly mistaken! 102 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,493 If you see Mr. Omar in there, 103 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:50,328 will you kindly tell him I can show myself out! 104 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,252 Wait! 105 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,376 What are you doing down there? 106 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:54,957 Hey, watch the teeth, will you? 107 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,166 Hey, cut it out! 108 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,125 Hey! 109 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,929 Clint, honey, what's wrong! 110 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,012 He's gone. 111 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,307 She bit him. 112 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,188 She bit him in the... 113 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,485 She bit him in the... 114 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,438 Oh my god, she sees me! 115 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,523 Get away! 116 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,358 Get away fast! 117 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,408 Beat it! 118 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:23,610 No no no no no! 119 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,507 What's the matter, bitch? 120 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,631 I thought I told you once already 121 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,134 to keep that big mouth shut! 122 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,402 # Now I've gotta sing a song and it won't be long 123 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,899 # One two 124 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,982 # One two three four 125 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,073 # Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 126 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,875 # Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 127 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,623 # Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 128 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,296 # Suck me 129 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,668 # Suck you 130 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:18,965 # Suck your brains all out 131 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,042 # 'Til you're ghostly blue 132 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:25,472 # Look into her eyes and there's no glimmer 133 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:31,019 # Better cross yourself 'cause she's a sinner 134 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,275 # She's bound to dominate your soul 135 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,774 # Sorority sister succubus 136 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,698 # Rock and roll 137 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,912 # If it's for the right girl you've been waiting 138 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:54,501 # Look again 'cause she's at least with Satan 139 00:08:56,828 --> 00:09:00,628 # She's a demon force beyond control 140 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,177 # Sorority sister succubus 141 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,846 # Rock and roll 142 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,867 # She will drag you six feet in the hole 143 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,529 # Sorority sister succubus 144 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,456 # Rock and roll 145 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,288 # They might try to reach her 146 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,250 # Now you're going to the creature 147 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,052 # Forget about your wickedness 148 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,846 # She sees a cross she starts to hiss 149 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,721 # She sees a cross she spits out hisses 150 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,600 # She's a super psycho missus 151 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:02,444 # Better guys would think that she's a winner 152 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:08,408 # Hide the steak knives when you're out to dinner 153 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:14,080 # She will nibble off your crescent roll 154 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,126 # Sorority sister succubus 155 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,795 # Rock and roll 156 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,840 # She's a teenage succubus 157 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:24,882 # Rock and roll 158 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,835 # She's a teenage succubus 159 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:27,794 # Rock and roll 160 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,096 # She's a teenage succubus 161 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:34,392 # Bless my soul 162 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,092 Could someone give me a hand? 163 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,727 I said could someone give me a hand here? 164 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:30,857 Thanks a lot! 165 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,863 Huh? 166 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,202 Thanks a lot. 167 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,326 Oh, you're welcome. 168 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,293 - Hey kiddo, finally made it back. 169 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,924 - You won't believe how much stuff they had there. 170 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,755 I could've stayed all night. 171 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,466 Let me guess, a flea market. 172 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:58,601 Mmmmm. 173 00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,678 What else? 174 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,223 This is becoming a compulsion. 175 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,684 You can't get anything else into your room 176 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,769 and now you're starting to fill up the attic 177 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,819 and the garage. 178 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,772 Oh lay off, will you? 179 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,528 You gotta have your hobbies. 180 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,610 God knows we don't have any boyfriends. 181 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:16,740 I do, 182 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,989 sort of. 183 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,950 - Well, at least you got your music. 184 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,580 Me, I like to cook. 185 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,832 We know. 186 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,671 - I don't see why Marci shouldn't feel 187 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,795 free to collect her... 188 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,510 Antiques. 189 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,427 Yeah. 190 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,925 Hey, look, all I'm saying is 191 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,384 I don't want to piss off the other girls. 192 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,764 We barely made it into this sorority 193 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,064 and I don't wanna get kicked out. 194 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,641 Oh don't worry. 195 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,025 Wanna see what I got? 196 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:48,977 Sure. 197 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,186 Melody? 198 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,066 Okay- 199 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:54,865 Look at this? 200 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,283 Isn't this darling? 201 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,703 I can't wait 'til the weather gets warm so I can wear it. 202 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,532 - Boy it goes great with her eyes, doesn't it? 203 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,833 I couldn't resist these. 204 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,834 What are they? 205 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,461 - Matching salt and pepper shakers. 206 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,758 Oh great. 207 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,178 We could use them the next time we entertain. 208 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:19,258 - Yeah, especially if Mr. Green jeans comes over. 209 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,977 Aaughs) 210 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,312 Hey I didn't know you wore these. 211 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,688 I don't. 212 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,941 I bought them for you. 213 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,021 Oh thanks! 214 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,696 Break it up, you guys- 215 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,619 What else did you get? 216 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:44,165 - A hand-carved coconut monkey head! 217 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,619 My dad bought me one like this exactly in Florida 218 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,999 when I was six years old 219 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,503 and then my baby brother smashed it with a hammer. 220 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,924 I cried for weeks. 221 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:54,921 I'll bet. 222 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,342 I never see these anymore. 223 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,222 I can't imagine why. 224 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,147 It would look great on top of the piano. 225 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,602 - Oh no, no, you bought it for yourself 226 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,858 and I think it would really look good in your room. 227 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,360 Don't you agree, Mickey? 228 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,815 Oh yes, absolutely. 229 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:18,866 Yeah. 230 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:19,784 You're sure. 231 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,452 Oh yeah, trust me. 232 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,494 Wow, hey, is this for real? 233 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,327 Yeah, it's a real crystal. 234 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,786 Feel how heavy it is. 235 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,586 Wow. 236 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,672 Is it magical? 237 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,757 The guy who sold it to me 238 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,963 said it once belonged to a medium. 239 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,343 A medium what? 240 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,424 A spiritualist. 241 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,975 Fortune teller. 242 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,644 Oh. 243 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:47,845 Why did he get rid of it? 244 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,351 Did he change careers? 245 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,227 No, I think he died. 246 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,356 - Do you mean I'm holding a dead medium's ball? 247 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:01,158 - Come on, Mickey, it's just a piece of glass. 248 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,079 - I don't know, this stuff scares me. 249 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,406 I saw this movie once 250 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,958 where these guys broke into this Egyptian tomb 251 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,500 and they stole these artifacts, 252 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,921 and this vampire lady, she put a curse on him. 253 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,797 What's so funny? 254 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,127 You are. 255 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,555 You're not supposed to take that stuff seriously. 256 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,974 It'll rot your brain. 257 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,427 I don't even like those films. 258 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,606 One stupid zombie picture was enough for me. 259 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,979 - I don't know, you start messing around 260 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,481 and your head starts to do a 360, 261 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,485 don't say I didn't warn you. 262 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,488 - Hey, it's pretty quiet around here. 263 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194 Where is everybody? 264 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,904 Didn't you know? 265 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,740 Everybody is gone for the weekend. 266 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:49,824 Everyone? 267 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,831 Everyone except us. 268 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,039 - Carol and Dawn went camping with their boyfriends. 269 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,796 Joy, Nancy, and Megan are down in Palm Springs. 270 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,049 Missy went to the Bahamas with her folks. 271 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,506 What about Cindy? 272 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,934 - Oh, she eloped with Bob Margola! 273 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:08,976 No! 274 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,019 Really? 275 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,722 - They're probably in Vegas by now. 276 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,065 - That leaves the three of us alone for the whole weekend. 277 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,193 - Guys, we've never had the place all to ourselves. 278 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,820 Seems like we ought to do something special. 279 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:24,901 Like what? 280 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,032 Hey I know. 281 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,988 Let's have a party. 282 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,073 And invite who? 283 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,079 Everybody's gone. 284 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,957 I don't mean the girls. 285 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,414 Let's get some guys over here. 286 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,875 - Melody, I don't mean to be a wet blanket, 287 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,303 but we don't know any guys. 288 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,346 What about Kevin? 289 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,015 - The one you went out with last month? 290 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,217 Yeah. 291 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,145 Wasn't he that physics major, real shy? 292 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,723 Yeah. 293 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,058 I had to take his hand and put it down my blouse. 294 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,940 Oh you never told us that! 295 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,771 You hose monster! 296 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,071 What happened? 297 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,113 Nothing. 298 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,158 He got his class ring caught in my bra 299 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,957 and it took 10 minutes to get it loose. 300 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,001 He ran all the way back to the dorm. 301 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,704 - He never called you after that. 302 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,630 You came on too strong. 303 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:20,878 No! 304 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,676 I think he was just embarrassed. 305 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,969 - Yeah, but even if you do get him to come over, 306 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,012 what about us? 307 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,433 - I'll tell him to bring two of his fraternity brothers. 308 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,730 - Hold it, this is starting to sound like a blind date. 309 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,808 Hey, so what if it is? 310 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:45,691 It beats sitting around on a Saturday night by ourselves. 311 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,900 What have we got to lose? 312 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,033 Yeah. 313 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,462 Hello? 314 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,796 Hello, Kevin. 315 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,131 This is Melody. 316 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,013 Melody, what a surprise. 317 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,222 - I was wondering why you haven't called me. 318 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,024 - I've been really busy studying for a big exam. 319 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,942 For a whole month? 320 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,073 - Actually, I was afraid that you were mad at me. 321 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,490 Why? 322 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,320 - For trying to take advantage of you. 323 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,122 - Kevin, I practically raped you. 324 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,708 What's that? 325 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,246 Nothing, it was just the TV. 326 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,881 Gosh, Melody. 327 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,757 Does that mean that you, 328 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,053 you really do? 329 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,973 What? 330 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,095 Like me? 331 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,052 Of course I like you. 332 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,267 Woo! 333 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,058 - Kevin, are you still there? 334 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,438 Yes, Melody, I'm here. 335 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,236 - Good, because there was something else 336 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,063 I wanted to ask you. 337 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,648 Yeah, what is it? 338 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,035 - Me and a couple friends from Tri Eta Pi 339 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,079 are having a party 340 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,998 and would like you to come tonight. 341 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,200 - Gee Melody, I don't know, 342 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,956 I have a big trigonometry test on Monday. 343 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:22,832 Kevin! 344 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,248 All right. 345 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,707 All right, I'll be there. 346 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:27,587 Oh good. 347 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,087 If you could bring along a couple of other guys 348 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,093 for Mickey and Marci. 349 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,015 Yeah, a couple of hunks! 350 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,058 What? 351 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:40,184 - You don't wanna be the only boy here, do you? 352 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,807 Two guys, huh? 353 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,643 I might be able to find somebody. 354 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,442 Who are the girls? 355 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,271 Do I know them? 356 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,572 - Yeah, I'm sure you remember Mickey. 357 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,869 She made President of the home economics class last fall. 358 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,787 - Yeah, she's the one with the great big smile. 359 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,957 What about the other one? 360 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,082 Marci. 361 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,290 Oh she's a history major. 362 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,251 - I don't know any history majors. 363 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,710 You will after tonight. 364 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,136 See you at 7:00, bye. 365 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,467 Well? 366 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,018 He's coming! 367 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,187 And he's bringing a couple of guys! 368 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:25,816 What are their names? 369 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:26,608 Who cares? 370 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,026 They're guys! 371 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,069 Yeah. 372 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,318 Okay, here's the plan. 373 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,320 Mickey, you take care of the food, 374 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,868 and Marci and I will fix up the place. 375 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,035 Sure thing! 376 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,283 Before we get started, 377 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,364 could you help me finish unloading the car? 378 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,200 You mean there's more? 379 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,706 - Sure, there's lots of goodies still out there. 380 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,289 I never knew they made a six-foot lava lamp. 381 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,466 - You guys are not gonna believe this. 382 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,172 What's up? 383 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,848 Is it time for class? 384 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,266 - You keep reading that stuff, dude, 385 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,514 you're gonna go blind. 386 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,390 Screw you, Freddy. 387 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,892 What's going on? 388 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,191 - I just got a call from Melody Hoffmyer. 389 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,644 - The chick you struck out with last month? 390 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,445 Maybe I didn't strike out. 391 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,648 Like I said, she called me. 392 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,233 So big deal? 393 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,783 What's that got to do with us? 394 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,203 - She just invited the three of us to a party 395 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,620 at the Tri Eta Pi house. 396 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,822 When? 397 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:22,907 Tonight at 7:00. 398 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:23,706 Oh dudes! 399 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,910 The Eta Pis are foxes! 400 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,995 - They're not all gonna be there, 401 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,331 just Melody and two of her sisters. 402 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,666 - That's okay, a piece of Pi apiece. 403 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,628 - Wait a second, which two sisters? 404 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,388 - One of them's the girl who won that home ec award 405 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,465 last semester? 406 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,767 Thunder Thighs Johnson? 407 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,470 No way, she's all yours, pal. 408 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,432 - Oh sure, stick me with the wide ride. 409 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,732 Who's my date? 410 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,184 The elephant man? 411 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,519 She's a history major. 412 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,149 Her name's Marci. 413 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,651 Not Marci Feinberg. 414 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,443 You know her? 415 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,029 She's in my biology class. 416 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,286 The glasses she wears make up half her body weight. 417 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:05,741 - In case you haven't looked in the mirror lately, 418 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,873 you're not exactly James Bond. 419 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,455 - James Bond isn't James Bond anymore. 420 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,257 - Look you guys, none of us are exactly the GQ types, 421 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,586 so why don't you just go and make the best of it? 422 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:17,761 - Sure, that's easy for you to say. 423 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:18,838 You get Melody. 424 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,889 I get Moby Dick. 425 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,307 She's not so hot. 426 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,509 I saw her once. 427 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,469 You could open a beer bottle 428 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,520 with those buckteeth of hers. 429 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,348 - You take that back, you little squid! 430 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,775 I should've known better than doing you a favor! 431 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,101 What kind of favor 432 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,186 is fixing us up with the Gorgon sisters? 433 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,567 Hey look dude, 434 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,364 if you really don't like this Marci chick, I'll take her. 435 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,442 - And leave me with Mickey the Monster? 436 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,321 Forget it. 437 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,119 - Maybe the two of you could have an eating contest. 438 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,869 You and Marci deserve one another! 439 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,416 You two can run off and join a sideshow 440 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,210 as world's ugliest couple. 441 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,038 - Who are you calling ugly, sperm breath? 442 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,372 - You look up ugly in the dictionary 443 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,958 and find a picture of you! 444 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,759 - Oh god, that was older than your underwear. 445 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,210 You keep out of it! 446 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,887 - Not after what you said about Melody! 447 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,465 - Well, what have we here? 448 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,391 - Looks like a bunch of fags to me. 449 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,311 - Yeah, you guys queering off down there or what? 450 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,683 - Hey guys, it's not what you think? 451 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,014 Really? 452 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,065 Looks pretty fishy to me, doesn't it, guys? 453 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,313 See, me and the boys 454 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,564 were just having a friendly little argument. 455 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,522 - Looks a little too friendly, homo. 456 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,072 Back off, man. 457 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,400 - I'd say you boys have committed a serious infraction 458 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,826 against frat rules. 459 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,825 Let's say I consult the manual. 460 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,531 Good idea, Phil. 461 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,538 - Any brother or brothers caught participating 462 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,211 in any kind of homosexual activity 463 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,288 shall have all privileges suspended 464 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,626 pending a review and public humiliation 465 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,711 by his or their elder brothers. 466 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,137 - Seems like there's a new rule in that thing 467 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,555 every time you open it. 468 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,224 What, you don't believe it? 469 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,972 It's in there right next to the rule against bestiality. 470 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,522 - Bud, I think we took that rule out because of the time we 471 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,152 Oh yeah, I forgot. 472 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,320 - Look, you guys, this is ridiculous. 473 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,569 For your information, we just got invited to a party 474 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,445 at the Tri Eta Pi house. 475 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,028 - Oh yeah, so how come we didn't hear about it? 476 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:07,614 - Small party, three gals and three guys. 477 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,700 - Yeah, you have to find your own women. 478 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,331 Come on, they're lying. 479 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:14,913 Look, if you don't believe us, 480 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,590 why don't you call the Eta Pis and ask them. 481 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,005 This alters everything. 482 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,427 I had no idea you were so friendly 483 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,130 with our sorority sisters. 484 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,841 We'd never think to question the masculinity of any guy 485 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,597 invited to party with the Eta Pis. 486 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:33,522 However, we do have certain rules regarding such matters. 487 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,475 It is strictly forbidden for any uninitiated pledge 488 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,483 to fraternize with any member of a sister sorority. 489 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,066 The penalty for infringement is mandatory expulsion. 490 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,276 Gosh fellows, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to 491 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,405 ground you for the weekend, 492 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,157 just to make sure you wouldn't do anything 493 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,489 that would get you kicked out of this fraternity. 494 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,666 - Yeah, we'd hate for that to happen. 495 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,584 You can't do this. 496 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,161 You can't run our lives for us. 497 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,541 Yes we can. 498 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,793 That's the entire point of being in a fraternity. 499 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,124 If you don't like it, 500 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,585 you can pack up your shit and clear out. 501 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,465 Have a nice evening. 502 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,676 - Those bastards, they can't get away with this. 503 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,262 Oh yes they can. 504 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,811 - As long as we're here, we gotta play it their way. 505 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,435 Either that or we wind up in the street. 506 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,109 - Yeah, and the main reason we joined is the free housing. 507 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,402 - What are you gonna do, just sit there 508 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:21,980 and let them ruin our love lives? 509 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,609 What love lives? 510 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,441 - A minute ago, you were against the whole evening. 511 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,572 Yeah, well that was then. 512 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,700 I feel like we shouldn't let those assholes push us around. 513 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,498 It's the principle of the thing. 514 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:33,369 Yeah! 515 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,669 - Okay, maybe we can sneak out without them noticing. 516 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,497 It's not like they're gonna be guarding our door. 517 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,633 Oh, and by the way, 518 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,632 just in case you guys were thinking of doing anything 519 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,634 to jeopardize your fraternal careers, 520 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,590 we're gonna be standing guard outside the door here 521 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,970 all night long. 522 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,652 Let's find the green ones. 523 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,427 What time is it now? 524 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,510 - It's two minutes later than the last time you asked. 525 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,015 8:35. 526 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:36,891 That jerk! 527 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,645 - Maybe they're being fashionably late. 528 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,568 Or fashionably not coming. 529 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,864 - Or maybe they got run over by a bus. 530 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,908 Let's face the facts, 531 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:53,534 some girls are popular and some aren't. 532 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,456 I just thought this once. 533 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:58,792 It's them! 534 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,165 They're here! 535 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,414 Telegram. 536 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,636 Dear girls, stop. 537 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,808 Came down with the flu, stop. 538 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,228 Will stop by sometime, stop. 539 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,601 When we stop vomiting, stop. 540 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:20,726 The guys. 541 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,149 PS, surprise. 542 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,566 What the heck! 543 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:34,778 Sorry we're late. 544 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,238 It took us a while to get out of the dorm. 545 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,574 - Yeah, we had to climb out a window. 546 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:39,954 Huh? 547 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,160 I'll explain later. 548 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,712 Melody, this is Freddy, this is Duane. 549 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:44,538 - Hi. - Hi. 550 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:45,748 Hi, I'm Mickey. 551 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,207 I'm Marci. 552 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,050 Hi. 553 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:49,842 Hi. 554 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,673 - So, this is the Tri Eta Pi house. 555 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,728 Yeah, this is it. 556 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:00,683 It's nice, isn't it? 557 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:01,559 Real nice. 558 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:02,731 Thank you. 559 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,154 Well is anybody hungry? 560 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,105 - I am! - Yeah! 561 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,535 Come on in. 562 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:23,711 # Row row row your boat gently down the stream 563 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,755 # Merrily merrily merrily 564 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,050 # Life is but a dream 565 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:34,096 - That one right there was my family and I at Marineland. 566 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,388 You see that hat 567 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,886 that my brother's wearing in that picture, 568 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,684 now notice he's not wearing it in this one. 569 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,011 It's because it fell off the side of the tank 570 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:41,937 when he was leaning over 571 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,390 and a killer whale ate it. 572 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,818 This one, I got water on the lens, 573 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,692 but this here is the dancing dolphins, 574 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:51,772 or is it porpoises? 575 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,982 It always confuses me. 576 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,192 Yeah me too. 577 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,902 - Oh and this, here's Mt. St. Helens, 578 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,034 but it was before it exploded. 579 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,740 We didn't stick around for that. 580 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,662 - My old man thought to send me to military school 581 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,872 because he thought I was retarded or something, 582 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:13,006 not retarded, but I could only make Ds in school, 583 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,384 so Kevin helped me study so I passed my test, 584 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,807 and so my old man wouldn't send me to military school, 585 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,100 because I don't like the haircuts. 586 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,679 Then I passed the test. 587 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:24,558 Igota B. 588 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,727 You know what happened? 589 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:27,728 No, what? 590 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,856 My old man died. 591 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:30,936 Oh my god. 592 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:32,650 I'm sorry. 593 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:34,989 - It's okay, he wasn't my real dad. 594 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,488 He's my step-dad, and besides, he drank a lot. 595 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:38,660 It just goes to show you, 596 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:42,160 you can't get appreciation from anybody. 597 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,827 Anybody for Twister? 598 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:47,877 Sure, okay. 599 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:48,669 Yeah! 600 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,799 - Hang on, girls, I'll be right with you. 601 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:58,430 Hey Duane! 602 00:29:58,755 --> 00:29:59,722 Huh? 603 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:00,674 I told you I've never been to Marineland. 604 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,601 No, dude, Twister. 605 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,018 Huh? 606 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,813 - Close bodily contact with members of the opposite sex. 607 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,857 - Oh great, if she doesn't bore me to death, 608 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,981 she'll impale me with her glasses. 609 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,356 Back here, you guys! 610 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,529 Left hand red. 611 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,417 Left hand green. 612 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,763 Left hand red. 613 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,809 Come on, you guys! 614 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,934 - I've always heard about this but I've never actually 615 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,018 seen it done. 616 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,729 Oh it works like a charm. 617 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:58,612 His hand goes in, five minutes later, Niagara Falls. 618 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,048 What the fuck? 619 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,302 Those sons of bitches! 620 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,096 Listen to this. 621 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,048 - How the hell did they get past us? 622 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,804 - They must've gone out the window. 623 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,430 From three floors up? 624 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,138 - They must've been pretty determined to go to that party. 625 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:30,688 They'll pay for this one. 626 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:31,765 What are you gonna do? 627 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,772 I haven't quite decided. 628 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:37,321 It's got to be something suitable. 629 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,694 - You gonna kick them out of the frat like you said? 630 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,650 Eventually, but not before 631 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:45,078 inflicting some cruel and unusual punishment, 632 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,248 something so emotionally and psychologically damaging, 633 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:52,749 it will scar them for the rest of their lives. 634 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,500 Sounds great. 635 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,299 - Let's go visit the Tri Eta Pis. 636 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,679 That was fun! 637 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,382 - More fun than a barrel full of shaved apes. 638 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,183 What do you wanna do now? 639 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,510 I don't know, 640 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,016 maybe we could get back to the dorm pretty soon. 641 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,643 - Oh come on, dude, don't be a party pooper. 642 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,943 - Yeah, it's early, it's only 11:30. 643 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,317 - All right, just a little bit longer. 644 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,648 Anybody got any cards? 645 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,450 I've got a better idea. 646 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,118 Why don't we have a seance? 647 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,243 - Marci, what'd I tell you about that weird stuff? 648 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,994 Come on, it'll be fun. 649 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,826 It'll give me a chance to use my crystal ball. 650 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,877 Crystal ball? 651 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,875 - She bought it at a flea market. 652 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:36,830 Count me out. 653 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,007 I want no part of it. 654 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,630 - It's okay, Mickey, there's no harm in it. 655 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,633 - What's it supposed to do anyway? 656 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,387 - See into another world, communicate with the dead. 657 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,139 - Thought that's what I've been doing all night. 658 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,813 - Hey, Kevin, come on, help me clear the table. 659 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:53,684 Yeah! 660 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,109 - Hey Mickey, what are you so worried about? 661 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,563 - I just don't like it, that's all. 662 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:04,821 It's tampering with things that man is not meant to know. 663 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,828 Hey, I saw that movie too. 664 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:09,700 You did? 665 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,375 - First I have to sit through Marci's life story in pictures 666 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,045 while you two sing 15 choruses of Row Row Row Your Boat, 667 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,464 and then I'm nearly crushed to death by Mickey the Monster 668 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:20,756 while playing Twister, 669 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,675 and now I have to put up with some spook show! 670 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,002 Stop your whining. 671 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,588 It beats the hell out of sitting around the dorm room 672 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:28,049 being mentally abused by Phil and his Nazis. 673 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,258 Besides, I think Marci likes you. 674 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:31,935 Oh, great. 675 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,012 - You know what they say about girls who wear glasses? 676 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,768 What? 677 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,098 What do they say? 678 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,018 How does this work? 679 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:40,944 Don't ask me. 680 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,816 Marci's the expert. 681 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:43,692 Well? 682 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:45,649 I've never done it before. 683 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,450 I've only read about it in a book. 684 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:48,368 What book? 685 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,910 The Complete Witch. 686 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:53,411 - Oh that's it, I'm not sitting still for this. 687 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,914 - Oh come on, Mickey, don't be a spoilsport! 688 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,293 - Mickey, it's okay, we're all here, nothing's gonna happen. 689 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,123 Okay- 690 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,919 Okay, how do we start? 691 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:09,883 - First we must draw a hexagram, a six-pointed star, 692 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,057 on the table. 693 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,351 Oh no, the girls would freak 694 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,021 if we mark up their dining set! 695 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,098 Can't we get by without it? 696 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:22,152 - I guess so, but we have to make the room darker. 697 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,605 Two candles flanking the globe. 698 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,440 Sounds romantic. 699 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,525 Two candles coming up! 700 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:35,120 - I don't think we should be doing this. 701 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,993 It makes me feel like I should sleep 702 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,954 with a clove of garlic under my pillow. 703 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:44,087 - Like they used to ward off vampires. 704 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,417 - I'm surprised she doesn't sleep 705 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,219 with a whole pizza under her pillow. 706 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,345 Now what? 707 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,474 - I must incant six names of power. 708 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,180 Okay- 709 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,106 I have to look them up. 710 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,645 - Where the hell did that come from? 711 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:08,949 - Okay, let's see, crystals, crystal gazing, see scrying. 712 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:12,944 Here we go. 713 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:14,245 Scrying. 714 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,290 Incantations, six names of power. 715 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,419 - What is that, the Yellow Pages to the Twilight Zone? 716 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:22,291 Quiet. 717 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,128 Elo Heem, Ado Nai, Zeboa, 718 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,091 Elion, Saday, Catchogramiton! 719 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:35,718 Flhundeflng) 720 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:36,597 Uh oh. 721 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,473 Everyone hold hands. 722 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:44,101 Whatever happens, do not break the circle. 723 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,357 What's going to happen? 724 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:49,656 - Now we must decide who and what to try to contact 725 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:53,076 so we can send a spirit guide to search for them. 726 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,495 I had a dog I loved once. 727 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:57,872 What do you want it to do? 728 00:35:58,198 --> 00:35:59,996 Bark at you from beyond the grave? 729 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,702 Hey, how about my step-dad? 730 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,002 I could find out 731 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,955 if he still wants me to go to military school. 732 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,210 All right. 733 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,007 Spirits hear me! 734 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,585 Send forth one among you 735 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:12,967 who can travel across your world of darkness, 736 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,300 someone to guide us through the black abyss. 737 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,601 - Don't forget to bring a flashlight. 738 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:19,473 ~ Shh! 739 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,395 Hey, that's not my step-dad. 740 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,691 Who are you? 741 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,904 - I am Omar, Guardian of the Crystal, boogie boogie. 742 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:42,209 I too in life sought to commune with the spirit world, 743 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,252 but now I am a part of it. 744 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,303 What happened to you? 745 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:57,929 - There are many very strange weird and powerful forces 746 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,635 in this world. 747 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:02,642 Some are much too terrible to learn. 748 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,902 I tampered with things that man was not meant to know. 749 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,944 I told you! 750 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:17,824 - Even now the females among you are in very great danger. 751 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:22,124 They have but one chance left to save their immortal souls. 752 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,203 Guys, I'm getting scared. 753 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,379 - Why are only the girls in danger? 754 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,673 - Because they are much more sensitive. 755 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,344 They are attuned to the psychic vibrations. 756 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,013 - What can we do to protect ourselves? 757 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,181 - I must pass on to you three the secret 758 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,679 that I learned too late. 759 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,434 Had I known it, I would still be alive today. 760 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,565 Come on, what is it? 761 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:51,145 - The secret is not meant for the ears of brothers. 762 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,357 It is to be held by you three alone. 763 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,693 You must make contact with the crystal. 764 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,494 - Wait, what about not breaking the circle? 765 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,366 Do not question! 766 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,199 If you do not do exactly what I say, 767 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,206 then I cannot be held responsible for the evil 768 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:08,912 that may befall you! 769 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,590 - Kevin, we have to do what he says. 770 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,168 - How do you know you can trust him? 771 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,595 Who would ever believe a talking head? 772 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,843 You better believe me, buster. 773 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,094 It's almost too late! 774 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:21,345 Reach out! 775 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,800 Touch the crystal! 776 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,560 That's it. 777 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,232 Touch the crystal. 778 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:30,979 That's it. 779 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,731 Careful now. 780 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:36,281 Did you really think that I would do you harm? 781 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:48,993 Shit, you guys! 782 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,276 What's happened to them? 783 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,623 Melody, are you all right? 784 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,326 Mmmmm. 785 00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:30,911 What happened to you? 786 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,837 Why, nothing. 787 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,505 I don't remember a thing. 788 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:35,798 You gotta be kidding. 789 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,172 Those lights, those voices. 790 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,463 What the hell did happen? 791 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:44,390 I don't know, it's all a blur. 792 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,845 - Don't worry, Duane, there's nothing wrong with us. 793 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,179 - Mickey, are you sure you're okay? 794 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,437 Course I am, silly. 795 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,519 It's so nice of you to be concerned. 796 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,692 I'll bet I know what you'd like about now. 797 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,073 What? 798 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,825 - Something good and sweet to eat. 799 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,372 How about it, guys? 800 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,121 - That sounds like a marvelous idea. 801 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,295 - Something to satisfy our appetites. 802 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:19,175 - Come to think of it, I could do with a bite. 803 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,422 Then come with me. 804 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,551 I've got just the thing in the kitchen. 805 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,094 What's the matter, Kevin? 806 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,550 Aren't you hungry? 807 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,063 - How about some homemade peach pie? 808 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,191 Mm, it looks delicious. 809 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:47,870 - Kevin, do you wanna do the honors? 810 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,243 Sure, I guess so. 811 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,041 - Careful, it's very, very sharp. 812 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:01,838 ~ Oh! 813 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,263 Mm. 814 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,511 Who wants the first piece? 815 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,636 I do. 816 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,314 Mm! 817 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,517 It's all moist and sticky. 818 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,397 That's just how I like it. 819 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:20,273 Have some. 820 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:23,861 Sure. 821 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:33,953 Goddamn! 822 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:34,829 Oh man! 823 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,461 Goddamn! 824 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:39,755 - I never thought they had it in them! 825 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,082 Who are those girls anyway? 826 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,508 I've never seen them before. 827 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:43,960 Me neither. 828 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,967 - Oh I'm sorry, I dropped some on your shirt. 829 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,424 Oh that's okay, no harm done. 830 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,430 Let me clean it off for you. 831 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,602 No, really, I can manage. 832 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,607 Let's share. 833 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,447 Goddamn! 834 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:10,744 Will you shut up! 835 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,835 I know every sorority girl on campus! 836 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,834 They've gotta be new around here, that's all there is to it! 837 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,844 Those dudes are just lucky. 838 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,346 - I don't know, but look at it this way. 839 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,770 They're new around here, we don't know them, 840 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,644 so obviously they don't know us. 841 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:42,102 They don't realize what they're missing out on. 842 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,812 Good point! 843 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,067 Now all we've gotta do 844 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,649 is find a way to introduce ourselves! 845 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,859 This pie is fabulous. 846 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,945 Yeah, so is this mess. 847 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,539 We'll worry about that later. 848 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,663 It's time to get ourselves cleaned up. 849 00:42:57,992 --> 00:42:59,244 Yeah. 850 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,127 I could do for a nice hot bubble bath. 851 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,458 Do you boys want to join us? 852 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,511 - Wouldn't it be a little crowded? 853 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,259 - Don't be silly, we can always squeeze you in. 854 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,477 - Yeah, you could soap our backsides. 855 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:20,307 - Oh no, we wouldn't dream of intruding on your privacy. 856 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,607 We wouldn't? 857 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,817 - But you guys go ahead, tidy up, 858 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,819 we'll wait for you down here. 859 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:29,614 We will? 860 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:30,658 But, but... 861 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,610 Well, suit yourselves. 862 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,788 - You boys will wait for us, won't you? 863 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:36,580 Yes. 864 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:37,623 Oh yeah. 865 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:38,541 Don't run off. 866 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,618 Don't worry, we won't. 867 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:43,663 Good. 868 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,124 We'll be back in three shakes. 869 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,431 Bubble bath? 870 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,852 Bubble bath! 871 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:01,146 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 872 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,396 - What the hell was that all about, dude? 873 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,023 Why did you turn them down? 874 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:08,900 - Why did we let you turn them down? 875 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,857 Are we stupid or something? 876 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,191 - Haven't you guys noticed something different 877 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:13,697 about those girls? 878 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,949 - Yeah, they actually like us. 879 00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:19,909 - No, since first got here, they've changed. 880 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,710 - I thought it was my imagination. 881 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,912 - Maybe we're just getting used to them. 882 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,122 - No, it's more than that. 883 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:29,379 Their personalities have changed. 884 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:30,961 And those bodies. 885 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,637 Yeah, god. 886 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,594 - Whatever it was happened during that seance, 887 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,925 so maybe they got possessed by something. 888 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,602 Get serious. 889 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,679 - How else would you explain it? 890 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,606 I don't wanna explain it. 891 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,649 I just wanna enjoy it. 892 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,067 Yeah, me too. 893 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,576 # Oh boy I've been sleeping with aba 894 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,630 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 895 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,886 - What makes you think there's something wrong with them? 896 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,759 - For one thing, the way they're acting, 897 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,635 and another, that guy in the crystal ball, 898 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,514 he was for real, unless you think we're all hallucinating. 899 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,720 - Okay, suppose something has happened. 900 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,557 Suppose something from hell has gotten into them. 901 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,813 What do you expect us to do, call Ghostbusters? 902 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,102 I don't know. 903 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,312 This is not something advanced trigonometry 904 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:32,772 has prepared me for. 905 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,699 - Well if they do have a bad case of demons, 906 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,743 shouldn't we best clear out? 907 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:38,695 That's not very heroic. 908 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,780 No, but it is smart. 909 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,831 Let me think. 910 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,750 The best thing we should do is hang around, 911 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,248 at least 'til we figure out what we're up against. 912 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,419 Keep an eye on them. 913 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:48,291 Yeah. 914 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,046 - Too bad those nerdy boys aren't here. 915 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,676 - I think we're doing fine without them. 916 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,220 Wash up, dirty girl. 917 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,515 Delicious pie. 918 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,524 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 919 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:17,821 It's so sticky all over me. 920 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,618 I'm so sticky too. 921 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:28,252 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 922 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,128 - Well, so much for not intruding on their privacy. 923 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,713 - Guys, this is for their own good. 924 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,014 We owe it to them to make sure they're all right. 925 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,183 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 926 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:46,433 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 927 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,606 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 928 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:53,903 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 929 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:58,942 Well are they all right? 930 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,401 All right! 931 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:01,702 All right! 932 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:02,995 Let me see! 933 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,870 # Yumpin yiminy suck on my chimney 934 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:12,918 Holy shit! 935 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:16,592 This is great! 936 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:17,543 Give me a turn, dude! 937 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:18,799 Wait a second! 938 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:33,564 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 939 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:34,439 Oh wow! 940 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,988 Look at all those bubbles! 941 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:40,449 You've had long enough! 942 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:41,947 - No way, dude, find your own keyhole! 943 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,368 I was here first! 944 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:46,163 - Knock it off, you guys, they'll hear us. 945 00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:47,365 So what? 946 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:48,870 I don't think they're very shy to me. 947 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:49,951 That's my point. 948 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,786 Do you still think those are the same three girls 949 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,211 who invited us over here tonight? 950 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:56,165 - I don't know, but I'm starting not to care. 951 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:57,295 You better care. 952 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,252 Something is very wrong here. 953 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:00,802 Who knows what they're capable of? 954 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,380 I'd love to find out. 955 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,760 - That's the last thing we should do. 956 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,969 Under no circumstances should any of us let them touch us. 957 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,178 We have got to stay cool. 958 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:25,495 # In Sweden we have no AIDS 959 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,875 - All right, guys, we gotta work out a plan. 960 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,544 - Did you see the hooters on these babes? 961 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:35,746 - I know, I know, but first things first, 962 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,878 we gotta get those turds out of there! 963 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,550 Oh yeah, I forgot. 964 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,969 - Why don't we just kick the door out and drag them out? 965 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,422 - No, and risk spoiling the girls' mood. 966 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,178 No, this calls for some covert activity. 967 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,054 Huh? 968 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,431 Sneaky stuff. 969 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,698 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 970 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:05,902 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 971 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,863 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 972 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,075 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 973 00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:16,379 # Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 974 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:20,874 - I don't know how you expect me to handle it 975 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,926 if Marci starts coming on to me! 976 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:24,469 Try not to think about sex. 977 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,342 That's easy for you to say! 978 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:27,264 Think about something else. 979 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,933 Think about baseball. 980 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,225 Baseball, yeah! 981 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,428 Getting to first base, second base, 982 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,560 slamming it home, going all the way! 983 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,437 - On second thought, forget baseball. 984 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:41,737 - Freddy, will you come help me with something in my room? 985 00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:43,943 Oh please? 986 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,071 What do I do? 987 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,029 - Go with her, but remember what I said. 988 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,364 Keep cool and hands off. 989 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:53,244 Right. 990 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:58,079 - Do you think he can handle it alone? 991 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,129 I hope so. 992 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,924 We can't let them get us all hot and bothered. 993 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:02,966 Speaking of hot and bothered, 994 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,215 I'm gonna go get a drink of water. 995 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:06,591 You want anything? 996 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:07,968 No, I'm fine. 997 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,178 Do you want to play with me? 998 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:18,267 My mommy and daddy are gone and we're all alone. 999 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,935 Let's play doctor. 1000 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,487 Come on, we can do it in the backyard. 1001 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,332 Someone's coming. 1002 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,426 What the hell? 1003 00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:48,129 When this is all over, 1004 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:51,511 we're gonna have to have a long talk with those guys. 1005 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,592 Hey Mickey, where'd you go? 1006 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:54,472 Here! 1007 00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:58,059 You Tarzan. 1008 00:50:59,265 --> 00:50:59,936 Me Jane. 1009 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,441 Let's get primitive. 1010 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,243 - Now it's my turn to examine you. 1011 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:18,076 - Look, why don't we play a different game? 1012 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:19,251 How about hide and seek? 1013 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:20,499 Do I get to be it? 1014 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:21,795 Sure. 1015 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,668 You count to 10 and I'll go hide. 1016 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:24,590 One two three four five six- 1017 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,134 Hold on, give me a chance. 1018 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,837 One, two, three, four, five, 1019 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,392 six, seven, eight nine 10. 1020 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,270 Ready or not, here I come. 1021 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,057 Let me go! 1022 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:24,016 Let me go! 1023 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:25,192 Good. 1024 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,611 Now let's go get the other two. 1025 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,568 - You son of a bitch, Get me out of here! 1026 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,073 Are you still hungry? 1027 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,119 Not really. 1028 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:37,241 Good. 1029 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,203 - I think I hear a cheetah calling! 1030 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,547 It's a white rhino! 1031 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:48,419 Where? 1032 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,142 Duane, come on out. 1033 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,359 I don't wanna play this anymore. 1034 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,399 Duane, where are you? 1035 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,608 Come on out this instant! 1036 00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:26,620 - Okay, I'm gonna kill him. 1037 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:30,584 I'm gonna kill him as soon as I get out of here! 1038 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:47,395 Two down, one to go. 1039 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,102 Where's M'? 1040 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,482 He must've started without us. 1041 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,405 Looks like I'll have to give him a good tongue lashing. 1042 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,289 You taste so good. 1043 00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:04,742 Nothing but USDA prime baby. 1044 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,290 I want more. 1045 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,792 Help yourself. 1046 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:31,022 Oh shit! 1047 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:42,867 Hi. 1048 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,833 Melody, are you all right? 1049 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:47,705 Mmmmm. 1050 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:53,082 Would you like to hear some music? 1051 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:55,258 Sure, I guess so. 1052 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:56,380 Hit it! 1053 00:54:57,419 --> 00:55:01,265 # You left me for another guy 1054 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,893 # Cuter than I 1055 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:15,233 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard Boy 1056 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,360 # Hanging out with the boys at the store 1057 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:21,159 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard Boy 1058 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:24,159 IActing much more than poised 1059 00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:28,459 # When he flexes his muscles it makes you wanna hah 1060 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:34,424 # When he wiggles his hips it's got you in a fix 1061 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:37,843 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1062 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,886 # Hanging out with the boys at the store 1063 00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:43,341 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1064 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:47,304 IActing much more than poised 1065 00:55:57,271 --> 00:56:00,275 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1066 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:02,575 # Hanging out with his boys at the store 1067 00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:05,620 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1068 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:08,916 IActing much more than poised 1069 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,414 # I always knew you were strange 1070 00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:14,462 # The way your hair's arranged 1071 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,961 # The way your shorts are tight 1072 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,385 # The way you have a red cherry hide 1073 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,463 # Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1074 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,798 # Hanging out with the boys at the store 1075 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:27,851 # Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1076 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:31,146 IActing much more than poised 1077 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,269 # You never know what you'll find 1078 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,398 # On the corner of Aspen and Vine 1079 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,400 # You never know what you'll do 1080 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,107 # When you're guy likes boys instead of you 1081 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,410 # He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1082 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,737 # Hanging out with the boys at the store 1083 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,165 # Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1084 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,834 # He's acting much more than poised 1085 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,379 # Santa Monica boy 1086 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:58,457 # I want you 1087 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,463 # Santa Monica boy 1088 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,796 # Please come back 1089 00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:06,382 # Santa Monica boy 1090 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,433 # Come on 1091 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:19,486 # Boulevard boy 1092 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:22,815 Hi. 1093 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,539 Why hello. 1094 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,367 Where did you come from? 1095 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,327 Oh me, I'm a plumber. 1096 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,000 Somebody called about a leaky faucet. 1097 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:39,502 You don't say. 1098 00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,631 - Yeah, normally I'd ask them to bring it in, 1099 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:46,965 but since I was in the neighborhood... 1100 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,140 - You thought you'd make a house call? 1101 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,639 Yeah, something like that. 1102 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,472 - Did you remember to bring your snake? 1103 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,901 - I never go anywhere without my snake. 1104 00:57:59,226 --> 00:57:59,772 Oh good, 1105 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:02,563 because while you're here, 1106 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:06,116 I'd like for you to check out my pipes. 1107 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,408 I'd love to. 1108 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:15,750 Surprise surprise, 1109 00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:18,204 if it isn't the president of the Hitler youth. 1110 00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:20,039 This time you've gone too far. 1111 00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:21,464 - That's where you're wrong, friend. 1112 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,588 It's you three who have gone too far. 1113 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,887 Disobeying a direct order from a senior fraternity brother, 1114 00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,556 what would the manual say about this? 1115 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,758 - You know where you can stick that manual, dude. 1116 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:33,344 Where's the rest of the goon squad? 1117 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,099 - Oh I imagine they're making the acquaintance 1118 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,898 of the Tri Eta Pis even ask we speak. 1119 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:38,894 The girls? 1120 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,225 You son of a bitch! 1121 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,061 - Don't worry, we'll make your apologies 1122 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,691 for having to leave early. 1123 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,238 - Listen, Phil, I know we've broke the rules, 1124 00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:46,816 we deserve what's coming to us, 1125 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:49,243 but I have gotta warn you about those girls. 1126 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:50,535 What's the matter with them? 1127 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:51,657 They got a disease? 1128 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:53,409 Worse than that, dickhead! 1129 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:54,615 They're possessed! 1130 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:57,576 Yeah, right. 1131 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:58,580 We're serious. 1132 00:58:58,910 --> 00:58:59,627 There was a seance with this crystal ball 1133 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:02,502 and they started acting strange. 1134 00:59:02,831 --> 00:59:05,710 - The only thing strange is why three gorgeous dolls 1135 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:09,013 would waste their time on losers like you. 1136 00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:11,635 But never fear, we'll take care of that. 1137 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,217 Stay away from them. 1138 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,517 They are evil. 1139 00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:31,280 You're so big and strong. 1140 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:37,158 Have you ever done any acting? 1141 00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,037 Me? 1142 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,415 No, what do you mean? 1143 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:44,624 - 'Cause I wanna give you a bit part. 1144 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,756 That sounds great. 1145 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:48,711 A bit What? 1146 00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:53,974 Holy shit, not that! 1147 00:59:58,345 --> 00:59:59,642 - I don't care whether you believe us or not. 1148 00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,315 I'm just telling you to stay away from those girls. 1149 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,234 - You're not in a position to tell me anything. 1150 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:05,560 It's your ass, dude. 1151 01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:07,646 - Yeah, well as much as I'd love to stand around 1152 01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:09,572 and listen to ghost stories all night, 1153 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:11,525 I'm afraid I must leave you gentlemen. 1154 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,486 You see, I'm not too keen on sloppy seconds. 1155 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,538 Why you, I ought to! 1156 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:20,584 - I'll be back to settle it with you later! 1157 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:21,535 Goon head! 1158 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:22,619 Booger head! 1159 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,673 Mine got away. 1160 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:33,638 Mine didn't. 1161 01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:53,404 - Don't tell me you're the maid. 1162 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:57,738 - Don't tell me you're another plumber. 1163 01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:58,822 He's cute. 1164 01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,328 - If I knew the Eta Pis were this friendly, 1165 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,706 I'd have stopped by sooner. 1166 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,543 Well save some for Marci. 1167 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,420 Who's Marci? 1168 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:10,625 I am. 1169 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:12,051 My goodness. 1170 01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:13,629 Don't you look young and innocent? 1171 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,055 Oh my- 1172 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,678 Quit it! 1173 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:22,513 Maybe next time you can knock really something heavy 1174 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:23,267 onto my head! 1175 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:24,189 Quit complaining. 1176 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:25,515 I'm trying to help us out here. 1177 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:26,270 - Yeah, we're all in this together. 1178 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,442 Don't remind me. 1179 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:28,313 Try and shift around behind me 1180 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:29,644 and undo these ropes. 1181 01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:31,480 - If Houdini here would get his foot out of my ass, 1182 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:32,780 maybe I could! 1183 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:34,153 - Hey, watch what you're grabbing! 1184 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:35,233 How can I? 1185 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,113 I think I've got it! 1186 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,824 I don't think you've got it. 1187 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,581 This is my room. 1188 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:51,258 Who's your decorator? 1189 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:54,257 Marci did it all by herself. 1190 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,338 She likes to collect things. 1191 01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:57,843 Sounds like fun. 1192 01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,174 Have a seat. 1193 01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:03,011 I'm gonna slip into something comfortable. 1194 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,643 - You girls like to play with things too? 1195 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:06,518 Yeah. 1196 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:11,645 - What have you got for us to play with? 1197 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:15,198 - Something firm, hard, throbbing? 1198 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,779 - I think I can manage something like that. 1199 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,622 It's party time. 1200 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,044 Hey, what's going on? 1201 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:32,671 - Well, you asked us if we liked to play with things. 1202 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,717 - Yeah, but those are some serious looking toys. 1203 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,795 You're not planning any rough stuff, are you? 1204 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:38,675 What's the matter, big boy? 1205 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,177 Can't you take it? 1206 01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:41,508 Hey, I can take anything. 1207 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:44,310 Long as it doesn't hurt too much. 1208 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:47,765 - Baby, you always hurt the ones you love. 1209 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,278 - Now hold on girls, can't we talk this over? 1210 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,069 Ow! 1211 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,610 Sounds fun, but ah! 1212 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,532 Ah, cut it out! 1213 01:02:57,857 --> 01:02:58,358 Ah! 1214 01:02:58,692 --> 01:02:59,488 Whoa whoa! 1215 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:00,239 Ah! 1216 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:01,660 Whoa no, man! 1217 01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:02,658 Hey, ah! 1218 01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:04,956 No no no, not in the face! 1219 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:07,742 - Why didn't you tell us you had a Swiss army knife 1220 01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:09,293 in your jockey shorts? 1221 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:10,666 Sorry, dude, I forgot. 1222 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:13,840 Forget about it, let's go. 1223 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,421 - Hey that sounds like Phil's voice. 1224 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:21,597 - Sounds like it's coming from down there, come on. 1225 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,476 Ladies, cut it out! 1226 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,807 Aren't you getting tired of this? 1227 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:31,733 Not me! 1228 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:33,560 I could go on all night! 1229 01:03:33,893 --> 01:03:34,689 Please stop! 1230 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,021 I'll do anything you want! 1231 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:36,946 _ Anything? 1232 01:03:37,272 --> 01:03:39,240 Yes, just untie me! 1233 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,533 I can't do that. 1234 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:41,906 You can't? 1235 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,239 - No, you might try to run away and spoil our fun. 1236 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:46,038 Fun? 1237 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,331 You call this fun? 1238 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,785 What kind of girls are you, anyway? 1239 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:53,668 - Why, what kind of girls do you think we are? 1240 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,839 That's more like it. 1241 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,384 What have we got in here? 1242 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,845 - Something I know you'll all enjoy. 1243 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:08,804 I'll bet. 1244 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,185 Don't fight over it. 1245 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,767 There's plenty to go around. 1246 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,024 - We were hoping you'd say that. 1247 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:25,620 - Oh Jesus, what have you got in mind? 1248 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,327 No please, don't! 1249 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,134 Shit! 1250 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:49,060 Holy cow! 1251 01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:50,353 Did you see what happened? 1252 01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:51,270 - Yeah, she bit him in the cahones 1253 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:52,347 and that was the end of him. 1254 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,647 He just disintegrated. 1255 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:54,974 He should've listened to us. 1256 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:56,776 - They sure made an ash out of him. 1257 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,570 - We have got to do something about this. 1258 01:04:58,895 --> 01:04:59,771 Yeah but what? 1259 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:01,607 Can you imagine telling this to the cops'? 1260 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:02,907 I know. 1261 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,155 We can't do anything to hurt the girls either. 1262 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:05,406 Remember, it's not their fault. 1263 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:06,907 It's whatever's inside them. 1264 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,614 - Maybe we should get their stomachs pumped. 1265 01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:09,869 That won't work. 1266 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,121 We need an exorcist or something. 1267 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:14,043 - That's it, that's what'll do it. 1268 01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,542 - Just where are we gonna find one? 1269 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:17,747 In the Yellow Pages? 1270 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,583 Don't be a moron. 1271 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:20,792 I think what we need to do is 1272 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:23,174 contact a church or a synagogue, something like that. 1273 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:24,971 - Don't you think it's late to be going around 1274 01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:25,922 waking up priests? 1275 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,758 - This is an emergency, isn't it? 1276 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,934 Here it is, exorcist. 1277 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:30,726 What? 1278 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:31,644 Let me see. 1279 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,847 Lanchester Perin, exorcist, 1280 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,933 specializing in demons, hobgoblins, and poltergeist. 1281 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,770 Satisfaction guaranteed, 1282 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,650 all major credit cards accepted. 1283 01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,232 Only in California. 1284 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:44,823 Someone's coming! 1285 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,402 Grab the phone! 1286 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,294 Jesus that was close! 1287 01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:04,344 - Quick, dial the phone, before someone else comes! 1288 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:07,839 Good, it's ringing. 1289 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,470 Hello? 1290 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,301 Yes, I'm in need of an exorcism. 1291 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:13,307 No no, not me personally. 1292 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:15,263 Demon possession I think. 1293 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,189 Urgent? 1294 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:17,982 Yeah, I'd say it was urgent. 1295 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,400 No, tomorrow afternoon is too late. 1296 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:22,024 Can't you come tonight? 1297 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:24,481 Time and a half after midnight? 1298 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:25,906 All right, look, never mind the cost. 1299 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,200 Just get over to 1300 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:30,904 and meet us in the garage, okay? 1301 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,329 Thanks. 1302 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:33,247 He's on his way. 1303 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:34,039 Great. 1304 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,163 Let's get out of here! 1305 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:50,264 ~ Yes? 1306 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:51,762 You called for an exorcist? 1307 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:52,557 Yeah. 1308 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:53,680 Lancester Perin. 1309 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,057 Thank goodness you're here. 1310 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,229 My name's Kevin, this is Freddy, and this is Duane. 1311 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:58,477 Nice to meet you. 1312 01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:00,058 Where's the spook? 1313 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:00,812 In the house. 1314 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,109 There are three of them. 1315 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:03,937 - No one told me anything about three. 1316 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,317 That's going to cost extra. 1317 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:06,990 Okay, fine. 1318 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,033 - Wait a minute, how do we know this guy's for real? 1319 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,111 You doubt my credibility? 1320 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:12,866 I'll have you know I'm a leading authority 1321 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,994 of the supernatural in North American, 1322 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:18,042 second only to Van Helsing in the entire world. 1323 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:19,369 Calm down, dude. 1324 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:20,248 Don't piss this guy off. 1325 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:21,545 He's our only hope. 1326 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,043 - He looks like a wacko to me. 1327 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,044 What do you expect 1328 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,172 from an exorcist who takes American Express? 1329 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,675 Besides, what choice have we got? 1330 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,130 Heart pills? 1331 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,135 Breath mints. 1332 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:33,887 I had shawarma for dinner. 1333 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,013 Let's get started. 1334 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:36,265 Look, now before we begin, 1335 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:38,767 I must know some of the details, 1336 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,191 the age and sex of the possessed. 1337 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:44,065 About 19 or 20, all females. 1338 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,817 - When was it that they displayed 1339 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,774 the first signs of abnormality? 1340 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,030 - Earlier this evening we were playing a game 1341 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:53,032 using a crystal ball. 1342 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,993 - That's nothing to be playing with. 1343 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,622 I remember a 12-year-old back East, 1344 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:01,578 couldn't keep her hands off the Ouija board. 1345 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:04,585 The next thing you know, she was talking like a sailor, 1346 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,461 spitting up pea soup, 1347 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,964 and jacking off with religious artifacts. 1348 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:09,886 That sounds familiar. 1349 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:11,087 Were you involved with that? 1350 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,422 Was I involved? 1351 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,507 I performed the exorcism myself. 1352 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,093 But did I get any credit for it? 1353 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,053 Did I get any royalties? 1354 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,262 No. 1355 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,064 I didn't even get invited to the preview, 1356 01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:22,857 ungrateful bastards. 1357 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,650 - Father, let's get back to business. 1358 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,149 - I'm not your father, you little shit. 1359 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,025 I'm not even a priest! 1360 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,237 Calm down, take it easy, dude. 1361 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:33,534 Now, where were we? 1362 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:36,409 Oh yes, and in what ways have these spirits 1363 01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,866 manifested themselves? 1364 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,745 They seem to be pretty horny. 1365 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,123 - Hmm, increased sexual appetite. 1366 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,249 I'll say. 1367 01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:46,047 They're like animals. 1368 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,840 - That may be a number of things. 1369 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:50,260 What else have they done? 1370 01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:53,213 They disintegrated our friend. 1371 01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:54,593 Actually that's not true. 1372 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,139 They didn't disintegrate him? 1373 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,558 No, he wasn't our friend. 1374 01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,101 In fact, he was an asshole. 1375 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,144 He sure was. 1376 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,938 How did this happen? 1377 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:04,933 They bit him. 1378 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,394 - They bit his dork and he crumbled to dust. 1379 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:08,853 Oh my god. 1380 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:10,609 - I know, it's pretty disgusting. 1381 01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:12,986 That's not what I mean. 1382 01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,239 This is no ordinary demon you have here. 1383 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,070 This is a succubus. 1384 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,199 A succu what? 1385 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,576 A succubus. 1386 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,078 It is an evil spirit 1387 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:24,661 who seeks to satisfy its incredible lust with mortal men, 1388 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,211 destroying them in the process. 1389 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:27,459 - That sounds like it, all right. 1390 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:28,836 You mean there are three of them? 1391 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,337 There's probably only one, 1392 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,137 but it can possess a body of many at the same time. 1393 01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:35,509 How do we get rid of it? 1394 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,637 - First I must exorcise it from the girls' bodies. 1395 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:41,219 Otherwise, if any harm comes to the succubus, 1396 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,145 it would affect them as well. 1397 01:09:43,471 --> 01:09:44,643 And once it's out of them? 1398 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,100 - Then we must fight it in its true form. 1399 01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:49,652 That's easier said than done. 1400 01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:52,947 Now the succubus, like its male counterpart, the incubus, 1401 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,491 is of the lowest order of demons. 1402 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,660 It's thick-skinned and stupid, 1403 01:09:57,985 --> 01:10:00,113 but they've been known to put up quite a battle. 1404 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:01,163 What should we do? 1405 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:02,957 - I will need all of you on hand to assist me. 1406 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:04,329 I'm not going into this alone. 1407 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:06,206 This is an ornery mother. 1408 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,209 I will need a variety of herbs. 1409 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,790 - Mickey's got a spice rack in the kitchen. 1410 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,215 I'll go get it. 1411 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:15,546 - We should also have something to confine the spirits with. 1412 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,755 They won't sit still for an exorcism. 1413 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,888 - I think I saw some rope back here. 1414 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,264 What do you want me to do? 1415 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:24,470 - You may have the most important job of all. 1416 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:28,559 Someone has to distract the demon while we secure it. 1417 01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,893 You mean be a decoy? 1418 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,729 No way, not me. 1419 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,736 You get yourself another boy. 1420 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,239 Good, no one home. 1421 01:10:44,282 --> 01:10:46,330 Gonna get out of this alive. 1422 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:49,253 Yoohoo, anyone home? 1423 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,004 Come out come out wherever you are. 1424 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:57,507 Where are you, my little succubuses? 1425 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,430 Is it succubi? 1426 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:14,063 Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly. 1427 01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:20,360 - Looks like the prodigal pledge has returned. 1428 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:24,038 - And just in time for dessert. 1429 01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:26,457 - Look girls, can we talk this over? 1430 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:27,329 Gotta run! 1431 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:32,417 Here they come! 1432 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,049 Now! 1433 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,319 You want a date, sailor? 1434 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,272 How long is your girdle? 1435 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,529 Maybe we can play Dr. Vanishing. 1436 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,405 Come on, handsome. 1437 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:04,987 How can you stand it? 1438 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:06,163 Stand what? 1439 01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:10,206 - Untie us, we'll take you all on. 1440 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:15,339 We'll make you feel like real men! 1441 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,542 - That, how can you listen to it? 1442 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,047 The first rule of exorcism 1443 01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:21,471 is never fraternize with demons. 1444 01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:24,640 No matter what they say, always ignore them. 1445 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:26,138 Give it to me. 1446 01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,138 Give me your throbbing python of love. 1447 01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:34,976 Yes baby, let me do a valor on your wing wang. 1448 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:36,481 Isn't it hard? 1449 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:39,863 Isn't it hard to ignore them? 1450 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,862 It takes years of practice 1451 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:46,196 and almost superhuman discipline to resist their wiles. 1452 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,952 Of course if you have an old war wound like mine, 1453 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,829 it can be pretty easy. 1454 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:57,874 Be gone, hear me, demon from Hell! 1455 01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:02,007 I exorcise you from the bodies of these innocent ones. 1456 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,963 Blow it out your ass! 1457 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,893 - Linger no longer in these mortal shells! 1458 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,265 I cast you out. 1459 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,765 Your mother wears army boots. 1460 01:13:15,433 --> 01:13:17,231 - I don't think they're taking this in the proper spirits. 1461 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,982 I wonder if it's gonna work! 1462 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:22,361 Get out of here, you old bat! 1463 01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,067 It's the first of the month and I'm kicking you out! 1464 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,401 Hit the bricks! 1465 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:26,327 Be gone! 1466 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,996 Never dock your towels again. 1467 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,370 - Why don't you sit on that thing? 1468 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:32,495 Scram! 1469 01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:37,122 Or are you too ashamed to show your ugly face? 1470 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:48,223 You did it! 1471 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:52,641 - That wasn't as hard as I thought. 1472 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,437 Dudes, what's happening? 1473 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:57,562 It's not over yet. 1474 01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,610 I thought you destroyed it! 1475 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:03,782 - I told you, getting rid of a succubus isn't that easy! 1476 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:07,235 Now that it doesn't inhabit a human host anymore, 1477 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:08,535 it's going to try to destroy 1478 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:11,910 every soul it comes in contact with before moving on. 1479 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:13,912 - Whose souls are you talking about? 1480 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:14,833 Ours. 1481 01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:16,456 You never mentioned that part. 1482 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,629 It's too late now. 1483 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,081 Look! 1484 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,390 Who dares to challenge me? 1485 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:37,315 I dare to challenge you! 1486 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:41,398 I and all the forces of good. 1487 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,573 - Well, so much for the forces of good. 1488 01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:51,449 Let's get out of here! 1489 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,953 Oh Christ, it's locked. 1490 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,001 No one will leave here! 1491 01:14:58,327 --> 01:14:59,579 You will all die! 1492 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,337 So long as I live and breathe, 1493 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:04,633 you won't harm another living soul, 1494 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,506 hideous hag from Hell! 1495 01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:10,552 - Sticks and stones may break my bones, 1496 01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:12,929 but words will never hurt me. 1497 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,846 - Well, this ought to hurt you, douchebag. 1498 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,556 Give me the herbs. 1499 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,446 It didn't work. 1500 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,573 The potion didn't work! 1501 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:36,203 - You think that your backyard hulu is any match for me? 1502 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,533 Get in line, boys, 1503 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:41,087 you're going on a one-way trip to Lucifer land! 1504 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,413 Kevin. 1505 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,545 The crystal is the source of her power. 1506 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:47,923 Destroy it and she'll be trapped forever in limbo. 1507 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:49,629 Who asked you, sister? 1508 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:53,307 Didn't your mommy ever teach you not to be a tattletale? 1509 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:54,929 That's it! 1510 01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:56,977 We've got to smash that crystal. 1511 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,600 You and what army? 1512 01:15:58,929 --> 01:16:01,933 Just who do you think you're screwing around with here? 1513 01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:03,233 I don't know who you are, 1514 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,483 but you look like one gnarly old bitch to me! 1515 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:07,358 Kevin. 1516 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:11,617 - You'll regret that remark, short stuff. 1517 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:12,989 Says you. 1518 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,993 - Yeah, why don't you take your face in for a retread. 1519 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,871 - Now you're really pissing me off! 1520 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,918 I'll fry your lungs with tempura! 1521 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:21,994 Who's first! 1522 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:26,333 - Kevin, remember the winning homecoming play? 1523 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:27,416 I sure do. 1524 01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:30,590 29. 1525 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:31,512 45. 1526 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:32,463 17. 1527 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:33,764 Hike hike! 1528 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,579 ' Way to 90, dude! 1529 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:06,417 ' My hero! 1530 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,335 Do you feel any different? 1531 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:11,885 No, not at all. 1532 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:14,464 I just can't remember anything that happened. 1533 01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:15,593 Me either. 1534 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,802 I've got this funny taste in my mouth. 1535 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,136 Me too. 1536 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:21,721 Don't worry about that. 1537 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,351 It's all over now. 1538 01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:26,275 - And at least a couple of good things came out of it. 1539 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,102 Really, like what? 1540 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:30,108 We'll tell you later. 1541 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,153 Hey wait, don't go. 1542 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:33,948 I have to. 1543 01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:35,492 I'll send you my bill. 1544 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:36,819 Why don't you stick around? 1545 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,780 - Yeah, there might be some pie left. 1546 01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:40,706 I really have to go. 1547 01:17:41,031 --> 01:17:42,658 I have an appointment at dawn tomorrow, 1548 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,539 a vampire staking in the valley. 1549 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:46,291 - You don't wanna be late for that. 1550 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:47,917 Or too early either. 1551 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,377 Bye! 1552 01:17:55,921 --> 01:17:57,264 What do we do now? 1553 01:17:57,590 --> 01:17:59,809 - I don't know if I mentioned it before, 1554 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:03,638 but does anybody like to play Twister! 1555 01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:12,279 Right foot green. 1556 01:18:14,815 --> 01:18:16,567 - You're doing this on purpose. 1557 01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:17,993 The board's bad. 1558 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:23,832 Okay, right foot red. 1559 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,456 Wait, wait, wait. 1560 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,360 # Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1561 01:18:58,692 --> 01:18:59,659 # Incredible incredible 1562 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,077 # Two-headed transplant 1563 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,747 # Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1564 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:04,699 # Incredible incredible 1565 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,579 # Two-headed transplant 1566 01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:10,880 # Born in the chaos with science gone awry 1567 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:15,839 # The gene's what lies behind the microscopic eye 1568 01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:21,053 # With bloodstained hands the surgeon's underneath the gun 1569 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,142 # A stitch in time you'll die 1570 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:26,937 # Two heads are best than none 1571 01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:29,231 # Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1572 01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:30,603 # Incredible incredible 1573 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:31,809 # Two-headed transplant 1574 01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:34,440 # Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1575 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,692 # Incredible incredible 1576 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,489 # Two-headed transplant 1577 01:19:37,815 --> 01:19:41,786 # Shamefully I called her she said you kids into town 1578 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,746 # She goes to see a friend 1579 01:19:45,072 --> 01:19:49,043 # And hears that he's been drowned 1580 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:06,844 # Fell asleep on the RTT and I 1581 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:10,727 # Missed all my stops 1582 01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:14,401 # Woke up at a gypsy storefront 1583 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:18,027 # Where the witches shop 1584 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:21,529 # They had assorted notions potions and lotions 1585 01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:25,739 # For when you love big six 1586 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:29,746 # Pulled out my credit card 1587 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:33,170 # Guess what I picked 1588 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:36,920 # I got a brain in a jar 1589 01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:40,549 # Keep it under my bed 1590 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:44,303 # I got a brain in a jar 1591 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:48,886 # I have nicknamed him Fred 1592 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:52,393 # He gets me lots of girls 1593 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:55,772 # Who come to see 1594 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:58,695 # My biological 1595 01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:01,991 # Curiosity 1596 01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:08,864 # Brain 1597 01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:12,289 # Jar 1598 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:16,334 # Fred 1599 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:22,344 # Brain jar Fred yeah 1600 01:21:23,305 --> 01:21:29,661 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 109853

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