All language subtitles for I Will Walk Like A Crazy Horse

I Will Walk Like A Crazy Hors e

And now the latest news
for our deaf-mute friends.

Another black tide
is rav aging our coast.

Efforts are
under way to sav e

the birds which
would otherwis e die.

The y are being treated
in spe cial hospitals.

Since the beginning
of the week

intensiv e bombing
has caus ed heavy destruction

and killed
hundreds of civilians.

Cosmonauts hav e been
launched into space

to s et up a new
interplanetary station.

The progress of s cience
ne v er ceas es to amaze us.

The drought...

The disastrous drought this y ear
has caus ed a spe ctacular famine.

But the re cent
dis cov eries of medicine

will assist
the unfortunate victims

of this terrible calamity.

Thanks to a monke y,
Dr. Terran has dis cov ered

that dreams
strengthen the memory.

Police Inspe ctor Gay
is inv estigating

the death of Mrs. Re y.
H er jewels were stolen.

The dead woman's son,
Aden Re y,

has mysteriously
disappeared.

My son, you will
suffer much pain.

My son, you are
the baby Jesus.

The victim
and her son.

A re cent picture
of Aden Re y.

Where could he be now?

She was a beautiful woman.

U pper middle-class home.

Better drop this cas e !

No, we must find
that boy.

Maybe he was killed too!

And what if
he killed her?

My son...

you must always
be v ery well dress ed

and keep
your shoes shined.

That way, e v eryone
will respe ct you.

Come on,
don't worry.

Come on down,
I'm alone.

You are welcome here.

Want to share my meal?

H ere, taste this,
it's good.

- Eat it.
- Thank you.

Is it good?

What is it?

I us e ros e petals
to wrap them in.

It's v ery good.

What's inside?

A mixture of flour--

and goat shit.

Hav e Interpol
s end out a des cription.

We must find Aden Re y.

This is
Inspe ctor Gay speaking.

Don't mov e !

What's this?

Look.
Funny, isn't it?

Relax...

Sleep well.

I'll split you
wide open.

I'll make you s cream.
You'll beg me to forgiv e you.

You bitch !

You slut!
I'll make you sweat blood !

It's epileps y.

Put a ke y
in his mouth

so he won't
bite his tongue.

Suspe ct spotted
in the des ert.

It could be Aden Re y.

You liv e alone
in the des ert?

H ere? Yes.

Who brings
you food?

No one e v er
comes here.

You're a king,
aren't you?

H e's a king,
he's a king, you s ee.

What is
your home like?

My country?

It's huge, full of cities,
full of cars.

There are other
people with you?

Millions of people.

More people than grains
of sand here.

Fabulous !
Do you know them all?

No,
I don't know them all.

Too bad for them.

I'm going to giv e
this to the snake.

There are s corpions too.

You were thirsty,
weren't you, Jossida !

Marv el,
I am your sacred des ert camel.

Ride me,
I'll take you to Babylon !

Giddup!
Go! Mov e ! Whoa !

Stop!

Let's go!

Can you read?

What does
""read"" mean?

I'll take you
to a big city.

I'll make you
v ery important.

No one will make fun of you.

Make fun of me?
Why?

No, I mean
that e v en women will lov e you.

The y'll think
you're handsome anyway.

You will be happy.

Drink this.

Go on.

Thank you.

Aden Re y is v ery res erv ed,
he has no friends.

H e ne v er went to s chool.
H is mother educated him.

Aden !

What is happiness?

Happiness?

Happiness is...

End barbarous heres y!

Viv a the Western Christian world !
Viv a Spain !

Fire !

Are you looking
at my nail?

Why is it so long?

I cut it only once a y ear,
in the autumn.

I wrap it in a little leaf.
I keep it in a sack.

Look.

Don't you do
the same thing?

You won't pull any tricks
and tell the police?

I am your friend.

Do you want me to cut off
a finger for you?

I think
I drank too much.

Tell me about
where you liv e.

Where do you come from?

- Where do I come from?
- Yes.

The civilized world--

is fantastic.

For ages and ages,
man has been storing knowledge

and enriching his mind

to attain the wonderful perfe ction
that life has be come.

E v erywhere,
there is happiness, joy...

tranquillity,
laughter and understanding.

E v erything is de vis ed
to simplify human existence

to make man happier

and to pres erv e peace.

Today,
in the civilized world

man is the happiest
creature on earth.

It's really strong.

It's not ob vious,
but I'm slowly getting drunk.

Can I help you
in any way?

I wish
night would come.

You want night?

What's happening?

You wanted night.

I'm s cared.

I think
I'm completely drunk.

Son of a bitch !

What's this thing?

What was he playing at?

What do you usually do
in the morning?

I was v ery happy, really.

My world has many things
that make life

an endless paradis e.

Tele vision, for example.

What is that?

Tele vision

is a blind woman
that teaches philosophy

and caress es the foulest
re cess es of our brains.

You are the trumpet call
of Jericho.

From your saliv a comes
the light of felicity.

Come and say goodby e.
I'm going to Aden's land.

Goodby e, my friends.

Come on.

No, not you. Goodby e.

Fantastic !

Beautiful, aren't the y?

Look, Marv el.

- This is for you.
- What's this?

What is this?

It's beautiful.

- Take e v erything I hav e.
- What is this?

- What is this for?
- We're going to hav e fun !

With mone y,
you can buy anything you want.

H ealth?

Lov e? Happiness?

Does it giv e
milk like goats?

H ere,
Theresa, eat this !

So long, and don't
get lost in the des ert.

Come on, Marv el !

- You want me to take the goat?
- Yes !

Come on, Theresa.

Get in.

Come on, Theresa.

Don't be s cared.

- Are you glad?
- Yes.

Goodby e, s corpions, camels,
snakes, goodby e.

You are gathered
here together

men, women
and children,

united in purpos e.

You are aware of your duties,
proud of your leaders

thos e few cons cious,
well-organized te chnocrats

who de cide for you.

You hav e
thronged here tonight

to applaud
the men who prepare

heav en on earth for you.

Thos e men today...

ask you to be cons cious.

Tomorrow, our beef
will be rich with the proteins

that we need
to make men of your sons.

Tomorrow, computers
will s erv e the hous ewife

s ele cting diets

so that your sons will be
healthy des cendants of your race.

Tomorrow,
color tele vision

will be in each
and e v ery home.

Widespread,
state-controlled tele vision

will giv e e v eryone

the instruction needed

to make good citizens.

Tomorrow, antipollutant
bacteriological weapons

will insure lasting peace

and fore v er eliminate

thos e vile idealists

who prais e the individual.

Any news of Re y?

You got here too late.

H e just cross ed
the border in a jeep.

Son of a bitch !

Look,
what are the y doing?

The y're smoking.

Nothing odd about that.

But the y're choking.

So what,
that's natural.

You'll get
us ed to it.

It smells bad.

Some smoke cigars,
some smoke pipes.

The y look
like babies sucking.

It's silly to go on,

we must drop the cas e.
It has cost enough time and mone y.

I am sure
Re y is back in Paris.

I want to continue
my inv estigation.

I assume
full responsibility.

Come on in,
gentlemen.

You hav e
e v ery modern comfort

large kitchen
and garbage disposal.

As you s ee,
it is furnished in v ery good taste

floor heating,
v ery high ceiling

fully soundproof
and plenty of light.

H ere's the contract.

You sign and it's yours.

Well?

Do you like it?

Oh y es, v ery much.

But what is it for?

I chos e
a luxury apartment...

espe cially for you.

Liv e here?

There's no soil.

Do you think
the y'd say hello?

Would you look at that!
H e drops soil e v erywhere !

And who has
to sweep it up? Me !

Tonight we'll go out.
You'll s ee lots of women.

The y'll lov e you.

You'll fas cinate them.

The y'v e ne v er s een anyone
as exceptional as you.

- What are the y doing?
- Cutting down trees

to build a factory.

May I hav e your order?

H urry up,
I hav e other people to s erv e.

Tea for me.

What do you want?

A cactus.

One cactus
for my friend.

I'll bring you
two cups of tea.

Drink it, you'll s ee,
tea is v ery good.

I'll take thos e two.

Look.

No, that's not
what it's for.

Re cognize this guy?

You bet I do.
H e just left.

H e came in
with a moron.

H e sat on the table
and ordered a cactus.

What are the y doing?

I took him on my knees.

I gav e him a good whack.
That ended it.

What are the y eating?

One is having trout.

The other is eating
roast quail in a sauce.

Are the y aliv e?

No,
the y were killed first.

Oh ! People kill them !

Bring me some water...

to put in here.

Today, I'll introduce you
to a wonderful woman.

Theresa, come here.

That's right.

Bee, bring me
a toothpick.

Thank you.

I don't understand
why bees

mountains and goats
all obe y you.

Why?

I don't know.
Roaches, flies, animals all obe y me.

E v en mountains and clouds.

I don't know why.

Take all my mone y.

All of it.

And my jewelry too.

I'll do anything
to make you happy.

Do you lov e me?

Dale !

You re cognized
my voice?

Yes.

Any time you like.

That's exactly
why I'm calling you.

Tonight you can meet
an extraordinary friend of mine.

Can you come
to my new apartment?

Okay,
s ee you tonight.

H e's all
you think of.

Stop talking
about him.

H e's a virgin.

H e has ne v er
had a woman.

H e's a unique,
extraordinary person.

I want him
to dis cov er lov e.

I want you
to make lov e to him

and get him to come.

You know I'm no prude
but I really think

he's re volting.

No, he isn't,
you'v e hardly s een him.

When you know him,
you'll s ee how wonderful he is.

I'll do anything
you ask me to

but not make lov e
to a naus eating dwarf.

Marv el !

Look!

Look at him !
Isn't he magnificent!

H e mustn't touch me !

Come here,
Marv el, sit down.

Don't be nervous,
relax.

But he stinks !
It's horrible,

I won't stay
with him one s e cond.

I'm going to leav e.

You hurt his feelings.

You can beat me !

You can kill me !

But I'll ne v er sleep
with that disgusting midget.

You floozie, you whore !

You know what you are,
you're a pimp.

How dare you, you slut!

Not a clue y et, eh?

Yes, one.

The body
was placed in a crypt.

And the oddest part is

that it was
Mrs. Re y's v ault.

We must
s ystematically che ck out

e v eryone listed
in the victim's address book.

Go on,
go ahead, shoot it!

One less.

H ello, Inspe ctor.

The new tenants
are a real headache.

In spite of
the warning notice

the y hav e a garden
in their living-room.

So, naturally,
that attracts pigeons.

And look how
the y dirty up the court.

It's full of droppings.

If we sue them,
the y'll, of cours e, get a lawy er

who'll defend
them so he can play politics.

You know that
better than I do!

I'd like
to ask you a favor.

Let me s ee
the third-floor apartment.

The one
with the garden?

Did you find anything?

More than I hoped for.

Wait for me
at the caf?.

Where are you going?

I'm going...

to my mother's hous e.

See you later.

I told you so.
It's Aden Re y.

Giv e orders
for his arrest.

My son,
you are going insane.

Let me hold you
and comfort you.

E v eryone hates you
for being handsome.

Look at the pictures
I took of you.

Come and sit
at my feet.

Well now,
how are you?

- All right?
- Yes.

You know,
I'v e got a circus

with lots of animals.

Animals?

And incredible things.

- Would you like to s ee them?
- Yes I would.

What are you making?

A bird.

- A bird?
- Yes.

Come and s ee
the Oklahoma Fair!

It's your first
and last chance !

Sensational !
Ladies and Gentlemen !

Come and s ee
the most incredible shows

the strangest sights
of the century!

The 440 pound Lady Mammoth
who has been weighed

all ov er the world !

The richest princes
of the Orient lust after her!

The Samurai
with the hand of iron !

With his little finger

he can split
a beam 8 inches thick

while wearing the smile
of the legendary Madam Butterfly!

The fabulous
athlete from the deep,

dark jungles !

The strongest
man in the world !

Ants that perform
on the trapeze !

Acrobats ! Fire-eaters !

The circus world
in miniature !

And that's not all,
ladies and gentlemen !

Other quirks
and triumphs of nature !

An amazing creature

from a mysterious des ert

heir to the ancestral
magic of Mesopotamia !

That creature is going
to dance for you !

H ere he comes,
here he is !

Hav e a heart,
let me lov e you.

No one will lov e you
as much as I do.

Four, fiv e.

H e's a moron,
a retard.

H e'll be terrific
with his dance.

What's his price?

H e has no price,
he has ne v er s een mone y.

H e doesn't know
what it is.

H e'll make a terrific act
for the s eason.

- And cheap too.
- I'll say, v ery cheap!

Don't you know
what painless birth is?

Breathe deep,
that's it!

Filthy whore !

Breathe deep,
like a bitch !

Fornication is all you know.
Breathe deep!

Remember yours elf
on all fours with that pig !

Now you can't e v en bark.

Breathe deep, you bitch !

Breathe deep!

More, more !

Perfe ct spe cimen
of an earthman.

Where is Marv el?

H e'll come back,
won't he?

How old can he be?

H e's such a child.

H e's a poet.

...2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

...53, 54, 55...

...1 20...

...1 21 , 1 22...

...23 4, 235, 236, 23 7...

...600...

Stop, Marv el !

How old are you?

I don't know.
1 0,000 y ears...

...20,000, 30,000,
50,000 y ears, I don't know!

Anyone able
to giv e information

concerning murder suspe ct
Aden Re y

is requested
to contact the police.

Stop,
I want to s ee that.

That!
We hav en't got time !

My brethren,
hear the message of the Messiah.

Crucified a thousand times
by your sins,

he came
for your redemption.

You killed him...

The lily of the fields

who came down among us
to share lov e.

H e found nothing
but sordidness, treachery

and death.

H e could hav e plunged
mankind into darkness...

Yet he preferred
to fall, fall...

in order
to redeem your sins.

From the bottom of my
bleeding heart, I tell you

that the holy spirit
is forsaking you.

You hav e sinned.

You hav e misunderstood
our Lord Jesus

with nails driv en
into his hands,

whips cutting his back,

And that was not enough...

The crown of thorns
on his divine head,

his face cov ered with spit,
his body trampled...

And then...

crucified like a thief,

his side
pierced with a spear,

left all alone.

Such was
the great suffering

of our dear Lord.

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Calling all police in the area !
Be on the alert!

Aden Re y
is driving a jeep.

It s eems he stopped
at the church.

H e's driving a jeep.

It s eems he stopped
at the church.

Pay no attention
to her.

All women are whores.

The y're all sluts,
I tell you.

Pay no attention.

Do you want
to marry me?

Right away.

Come.

We will be
the fire and water couple.

We will lov e
each other fore v er.

Oh ! Yes !

The goat will
perform the wedding.

It's going
to the fish !

Talk with your feet.
I can translate, you know.

""In a sadness
of torn mists

I will walk like
a crazy hors e.

While salmons glide

between our thighs,

I will walk like
a crazy hors e.""

Do you want
to s ee me naked?

You 're a man?

Don't wake him.

Tomorrow,

when you s ee him,

giv e him
this from me.

I don't want
any goodby es.

All police
on the alert!

Re y's jeep located
under Luynes Bridge.

I repeat:
Re y's jeep located.

Eat your soup.

H e won't eat.

Must I punish him?

Yes.

Put your hands
behind your back.

Murderer!

I'm not an animal.

At least kill me
with your own hands.

I want to feel your fingers
tight on my ne ck.

Watch my jugular
v ein throb.

Kill me if you hate me,
but do it right.

Fake it as a suicide,
for your own sake.

You're so vulnerable,
you can't liv e alone.

Your life
is a failure

but what will you do
in prison without me?

Don't leav e any clues

so you can
enjoy e v erything...

My jewels,

my bed, my hous e,

my perfume, my mone y.

E v erything is for you.

E v erything.

I hav e a weak heart.

If I'm frightened,
I'll die.

Promis e
you'll ne v er frighten me.

Do you lov e me?

Kiss me.

Dress up like a judge.

Judge me, Marv el.

Judge me.

Aden stands accus ed.
Ey e for e y e, tooth for tooth.

The Law will be carried
out to the letter.

Does the accus ed
plead innocent

or guilty?

Guilty.

Let all the centuries
hear me !

I killed my mother
all by mys elf.

No one helped me.

H e saw us.

H e had a fit
of epileps y.

What's more,
he injured his foot.

I hav e a weak heart.

If I'm frightened,
I'll die.

I killed my mother.

Do you lov e me?

Yes,

but the point
is my trial.

Kiss me.

If you want.

On the forehead?

Read the v erdict!

What did she die of,
Doctor?

H eart failure.

Where is her son?

H e hasn't been s een
since her death.

What is the v erdict?

The accus ed is s entenced--

to death !

Your trial
was only a game.

I am here beside you.

Don't let yours elf die.

I lov e you.

I am so lonely now,

with you dead.

Now,

who will take me
to Babylon on his back?

Who will I make
night and day for?

Who will make me a gift
of his dreams?

Who will be
my golden beetle?

And my angel of muck?

I want you to eat me...

to eat me.

I want you
to be both me and you.

You shall eat all of me,
Marv el, do you hear?

You shall dress up
like my mother...

like my mother,
don't forget...

With black stockings
and garters.

You shall be the hero,
the stream, the child...

the blue clouds
and the light.

Yes, Aden,
I will eat e v ery bit of you.

Down to the last bone...
So as to commune with your ess ence.

I re ceiv e the body of your body
for the centuries of centuries.

And I will giv e birth
to you in pain.