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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:50,514 Will you quit tailgating me? I got no place to pull over! 2 00:02:20,105 --> 00:02:24,542 All right, hotshot, what's the big deal? You saw I had no room to pull over. 3 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:28,376 Mr. Spaulding.! 4 00:02:28,447 --> 00:02:31,075 I didn't know it was you. Did you buy a new ambulance? 5 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,483 A shiny penny. A foundation for your future. 6 00:02:34,553 --> 00:02:36,578 Thank you! Thank you, son. 7 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,850 Here, let me help you. Here we go. 8 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:41,950 That's it. Take it easy now. Easy, fella! 9 00:02:42,027 --> 00:02:44,257 All right, here we go. 10 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:47,730 Easy. First step. All right, folks, outta the way. 11 00:02:47,799 --> 00:02:49,790 Don't gawk. This is Mr. Spaulding. 12 00:02:49,868 --> 00:02:51,927 Come on, Mr. Spaulding. There you go. 13 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:54,871 Easy. That's it. Don't gawk, folks! 14 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:56,498 Here we are. 15 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:03,638 A shiny new penny! A foundation for your future. 16 00:03:03,715 --> 00:03:08,914 That's Mr. Spaulding! All right. Here we go. 17 00:03:08,987 --> 00:03:13,788 That's old Charley Spaulding. I bet he owns half the city. 18 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:16,327 This way, Oliver. Here you go. 19 00:03:16,395 --> 00:03:19,057 You got him? Okay. 20 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:22,157 Have a nice flight. Keep it smooth, Max. 21 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:40,050 Hey, uh, you're makin' kinda a mistake there, fella. 22 00:03:40,118 --> 00:03:42,143 I'm with City Hall. 23 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:45,122 Accounting. That's my office over there. 24 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:47,624 Nice and close to everything. Yeah. 25 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:50,628 Is this your right name? Hollis A. Figg? That's correct. 26 00:03:50,696 --> 00:03:53,790 You and me both work on the same team kinda. 27 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:57,767 Birds of a feather in the same bush, if you get what I mean. 28 00:03:57,836 --> 00:04:02,068 I sure do. Tuesday. 9:00. Traffic court. 29 00:04:03,308 --> 00:04:05,367 What was that? 30 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:07,378 I don't chew my cabbage twice! 31 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:16,615 Now, I've been concerned lately... 32 00:04:16,688 --> 00:04:20,852 about having four bookkeepers downstairs... 33 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:25,795 who might accidentally find out that we've been dipping into the city till. 34 00:04:25,864 --> 00:04:29,595 Really, sir, a little price fixing here, a little manipulating there... 35 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:33,297 You could hardly call that dipping. 36 00:04:33,372 --> 00:04:35,272 You can call it what you like! 37 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:39,401 We're plundering the people daily, and we better not forget it. 38 00:04:39,478 --> 00:04:42,709 Now, let's review the deal. 39 00:04:42,781 --> 00:04:46,717 We fire the three accountants downstairs... 40 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:49,151 and keep the dumbest one. 41 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:53,055 What's his name? Figg. Hollis Alexander Figg. 42 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:56,026 How dumb is this Figg? 43 00:04:56,094 --> 00:05:00,929 "Hollis Alexander Figg, 34, male, caucasian. 44 00:05:00,999 --> 00:05:04,230 "Graduated Dalton Union High with D-plus average. 45 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:10,367 "Flunked Latin three times, flunked biology twice, 46 00:05:10,442 --> 00:05:13,070 "a B average in mathematics, D average in Spanish, 47 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:16,478 "dropped French because it hurt his sinuses, 48 00:05:16,548 --> 00:05:20,314 flunked feminine hygiene in which he enrolled by mistake. " 49 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:22,683 Mr. Spaulding? 50 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:24,312 Mr. Spaulding. 51 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:33,553 B average in mathematics! That could kill us, you poophead! 52 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:35,862 He has to be able to run the computer, 53 00:05:35,934 --> 00:05:40,030 and if you got it for $5,000, it's obviously secondhand. 54 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:44,940 Robert, tell him to sit down. Kermit, sit down. 55 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:46,568 First of all, 56 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:51,480 one of you poopheads see that we get some newspaper coverage on this. 57 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:54,644 We're making ourselves look good... 58 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:59,157 by purchasing a computer in the best interest of our citizens. 59 00:05:59,224 --> 00:06:01,351 But... 60 00:06:01,426 --> 00:06:03,758 the computer only knows... 61 00:06:03,829 --> 00:06:07,595 what the dummy Figg lets it know, 62 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,600 and Figg only knows... 63 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:12,660 what we let the dummy know. 64 00:06:15,707 --> 00:06:18,301 All right, Lester, you can have table five over there. 65 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:21,107 You can't give him table five! That's Holl's table. 66 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:25,639 If Hollis gets here on time. If he's late, he has to take what he can get. 67 00:06:25,717 --> 00:06:30,313 He's here! You were gonna give our table away, and he was here. 68 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,186 Excuse me. I have a reservation. 69 00:06:32,257 --> 00:06:35,988 Excuse me. I'm with City Hall. I have a reservation. 70 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,689 Will you stop sayin' the same thing over and over? 71 00:06:38,764 --> 00:06:41,528 I would have been here sooner, but some cop give me a ticket. 72 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,534 To what? The traffic pokey. 73 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:46,036 I'll switch Lester to table eight. Come on. 74 00:06:46,104 --> 00:06:49,403 Didn't he recognize you, Holl? 75 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:54,776 Oh, one call to Sanderson, that cop'll be walking a beat over in Cass County. 76 00:06:54,846 --> 00:06:58,805 Boy, I wish I had graft over at City Hall like you do. 77 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:01,409 Not graft, Pren. Pull. 78 00:07:01,486 --> 00:07:05,650 I hear you girls are gonna get yourselves caught in an alley, Grace? 79 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:07,715 We'll survive. 80 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:12,890 Guy, Holl, where do you get junk like that? Makin' a bowling alley sound scary. 81 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:15,990 We'll take it easy on you tonight, so don't panic. 82 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:18,001 You're scarin' me to death. 83 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,477 Gotcha again, Ema Letha. 84 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:38,648 I couldn't imagine who it could be! 85 00:07:38,723 --> 00:07:41,487 Did you know your ketchup bottles are clogged up again? 86 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,653 Better call the Roto-Rooter man. 87 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,561 I'm so worried about bowling tonight. 88 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:54,935 It'll be my first time in league competition. 89 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:59,705 Oh, don't worry about it. I'll give you a few pointers when we get there. 90 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,515 While you're about it, why don't you splash a little mustard on me. 91 00:08:08,587 --> 00:08:10,145 Oh, you poor thing! 92 00:08:10,222 --> 00:08:13,817 Here let me get that. Oh! 93 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:20,890 Does that feel damp against your skin? 94 00:08:20,966 --> 00:08:24,402 No, that's okay. I'm wearin' an undershirt. 95 00:08:26,004 --> 00:08:28,996 If I had my reading glasses on, 96 00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:32,271 I wouldn't have to get this close. 97 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:35,245 Well, listen... We all have flaws. 98 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:39,106 There. 99 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:47,821 I'm tellin' ya, Holl. She's got the yearns for ya... 100 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:51,954 Like that time Alec Guinness and Ingrid Bergman were horsin' around the Riviera, 101 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:55,124 and she rubbed his clavicle with coconut butter. 102 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,997 This is just lunch. 103 00:08:57,068 --> 00:09:00,435 You ought to see her operate around me when I come in for supper. 104 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,972 Oh, boy! 105 00:09:17,822 --> 00:09:21,053 Well, we cheated death again, Max. 106 00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:25,286 Step up, please, Mr. Mayor. Thank you, Max. 107 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:32,128 Oh, uh, that's the man. 108 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:38,473 Mr. Mayor, Mr. Sanderson, gentlemen. 109 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:42,411 What's the name again? 110 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,472 Figg. Hollis Figg. 111 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:50,851 - Oh, Mr. Figg. - Hold it, Max! 112 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:55,351 Uh, were you speaking to me, Mr. Mayor? 113 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:59,193 - Yes, Figg. - Down, Max. Fast! 114 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:05,800 Yes, Mr. Mayor? 115 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:10,204 I just want to make you aware of some changes that are about to take place. 116 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:13,039 Up, Max. 117 00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:19,973 More! More! Uh, changes? What changes, Mr. Mayor? 118 00:10:20,051 --> 00:10:23,384 Well, I think they'll interest you a lot, Figg. 119 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:26,356 Give me that handle! 120 00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:33,964 Oh, he's perfect. 121 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:44,632 Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! 122 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:47,735 I'll walk, Max! 123 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:05,726 Some romance. Everyday at 4:00 he flaps the shade up and down. 124 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:08,265 I think it's sweet. 125 00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:12,962 Is that all you two ever do? He flaps and you wave. 126 00:11:13,038 --> 00:11:15,438 Uh-huh. 127 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,998 Well, I hope you're on the pill. 128 00:11:19,844 --> 00:11:25,915 Hollis! 129 00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:29,420 Oh, Hollis! 130 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:37,757 Oh, Hollis! 131 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:42,061 - Hollis can't come out and play! - Huh? 132 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:47,298 I'm just tryin' to tell you to quit hollerin' up at me like I was nine years old! 133 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:51,308 Come on up, Pren.! 134 00:11:56,047 --> 00:12:00,916 Look, Holl! I got my new chrono-nomen-ometer watch from Switzerland, Pennsylvania. 135 00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:03,920 It tells the date, year and phase of the moon; 136 00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:07,788 and it's got a zodiac dial, plus it alarms... Listen, Holl. 137 00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:09,793 Ah! Oh! 138 00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:12,694 I just thought I'd come see if my watch came. 139 00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,698 How come you're limpin'? 140 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:18,964 Stupid iron fell on my stupid toe. I may never walk again. 141 00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:21,699 Can't hurt that much. You had your shoe on. 142 00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:24,298 Don't tell me how much my own toe hurts. 143 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:28,835 - If it's that wrecked, put it in coffee. - In coffee? 144 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:31,643 Yeah, this friend of mine always sticks his toe in coffee. 145 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:35,675 The heat draws out the pain, and the caffeine keeps his toe awake. 146 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,279 Do you want some coffee? 147 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:41,792 If you say one more dumb thing like coffee keeps this guy's toe awake, 148 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,794 I'm gonna break your bike. 149 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:46,262 It does, Holl! Swell. 150 00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:49,095 Anyway, if I don't bowl good, you'll know why. 151 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,295 You gotta bowl good! Ema Letha'll be there. 152 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:55,464 You can't let a bunch of girls beat the City Civ's. 153 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:58,202 This just isn't my day! 154 00:12:58,276 --> 00:12:59,800 First I get a ticket, 155 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:03,746 then Sanderson catches me flappin' signals at Ema Letha, and now this. 156 00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:09,617 There's always a bright side. If they fire you, maybe I can swing you a job in sanitation. 157 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:12,212 I hear there's an opening in garbage. 158 00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:18,161 Cut that out, Frankie! 159 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:21,995 He's just a kid, Holl! He's gonna be a dead kid! 160 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:25,229 I'm gonna come down there and shove your carburetor up your overdrive. 161 00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:27,863 You hear me, Frankie Passarelli? 162 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,144 That's better! 163 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:41,279 All right! Let's go get this bowling deal over with. 164 00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:45,311 Hey, neat! You ain't limpin' anymore. 165 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:50,293 Just because a man controls his pain, doesn't mean he isn't limpin' on the inside. 166 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:04,468 Looks like the old toe is not gonna hold up under the pressure. 167 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,909 Took two minutes and eight seconds to throw the first ball, 168 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:13,474 wait for it to come back, throw the second ball, only hit one pin and walk back to here. 169 00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:16,111 They been sandin' that lane again. 170 00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,314 Maybe you better take a couple extra practice shots. 171 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:21,916 We can't have a girls' team beating us. 172 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:25,087 All right. All right. Don't worry about it. 173 00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:37,902 Mama Mia! They got a new one! 174 00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:45,947 Hello, Hollis! 175 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:56,252 Oh, nice shot, Figg. You must be great skipping rocks. 176 00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,761 Hi, I'm Chris Groat. 177 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,960 You must be Snow White, and I'm a prince turned into a frog. 178 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:06,231 Give me a kiss. All right. Let's not get obscene. 179 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:09,068 Hi, Ema Letha. Hi, Holl. 180 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:14,339 - You girls can warm up, and we'll take it easy on ya. - Yeah. 181 00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:18,610 You were limping just now. Just a little metatarsal trouble. 182 00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:28,522 You guys wanna hear something real weird? 183 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:32,552 Right this very minute, it's low tide in Singapore. 184 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,723 Keep score, Pren. 185 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:06,329 It's all up to you, Hollis. This is the big one. You can do it. 186 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,732 Shoot, Holl. I've got the watch on ya. 187 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,736 Give it the old concentration. All right. All right. 188 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,738 Hollis.! 189 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:20,504 It's either the whole forest, or they win. 190 00:16:20,578 --> 00:16:25,447 I think Holl does good for a guy with a busted toe, a rotten backswing and no curve ball. 191 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,897 What's he doin'? 192 00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:56,269 Let go of it, you ninny! 193 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:01,315 Don't tell me! Here, gimme that! 194 00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:04,617 Stop making a spectacle out of a stuck ball! 195 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:09,092 If we don't get this thing off, we forfeit the whole game... 196 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,128 and get ribbed for six months! 197 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:17,267 Figg's got his damn finger stuck! How about lettin' Chris take his shot? 198 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,304 Not on your life! If Hollis doesn't bowl, we win. 199 00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:22,339 Then it's your game. 200 00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:25,240 Happy? Good! Does it hurt? 201 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:28,301 I blew the game! You wanna make something of it? 202 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:31,246 Not tonight. I've got other things on my mind. 203 00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:34,079 - I know a way to get it off! - Hot coffee, I suppose? 204 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,177 Why not hot olive oil? 205 00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:39,087 Hot olive oil? Or maybe talcum powder? 206 00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:41,557 Help me get this thing off! 207 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,560 Don't hurt him! 208 00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:51,902 You take this thing home and soak the whole works! All right! 209 00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:59,375 Oh, no, you don't! Oh, no, you don't! 210 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,605 You ain't leavin' with Majestic Lanes' property! 211 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:05,638 That's an $18 ball. Do you expect me to cut off my hand? 212 00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:09,379 That ball is not gonna leave the premises! I've got it! 213 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,388 Come on! Follow me! 214 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,723 I'll get it off. Don't worry. 215 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,729 Hollis! 216 00:18:24,735 --> 00:18:28,728 Get in here! Now, stick it in there! 217 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:32,435 You're kidding! Circulating water will loosen anything. Now. 218 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:36,139 You're gonna get me all wet! 219 00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:39,342 Here's a bib, Holl. 220 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,351 You idiot! 221 00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,444 Keep it in there! It's not working. 222 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,546 It'll work! It'll work! 223 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:49,059 Everybody out! What are you women doin' in the men's room? 224 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:52,460 You're not allowed in here! Out! Out! 225 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,301 You people are all nuts! 226 00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:01,202 We were just tryin' to get the ball off. 227 00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,297 Your precious ball! What am I supposed to do? 228 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:07,071 You're gonna leave a deposit! That's what you're gonna do. 229 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:10,478 Okay! Anything, just to get out of this... 230 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:12,482 I'll do it, Hollis. 231 00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:22,853 There! I'll come home with you and help you get that dumb thing off! Let's go! 232 00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:26,522 All right, what are you standing around for? Break it up! 233 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:30,590 Turn in your shoes and everything you put on deposit! 234 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,899 Maybe I oughta turn this into a shuffleboard court. 235 00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:42,512 Welcome to Chez Figg. 236 00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:49,380 What do you think of it? It's real cute! 237 00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:52,786 It's just one of those bachelor pads you read about. 238 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:02,163 Uh, I suppose that's the kitchen. 239 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,667 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 240 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:30,820 Don't you want to get the ball off? 241 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,455 It can wait. 242 00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:36,091 Why don't we have a cup of coffee? 243 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,601 But it must be terribly uncomfortable. 244 00:20:38,669 --> 00:20:41,467 Yeah, but the thing is... 245 00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:46,499 I mean, once you get the darn thing off, then you'll probably go right home. 246 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,839 Maybe I won't. 247 00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:00,957 First we'll try soap and water. 248 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:07,655 Ema Letha, can I... 249 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:10,565 Well, would you mind if I say something? 250 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:15,462 Well, uh, what is it, Hollis? 251 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,605 Well, uh, 252 00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:24,910 nobody glides across the floor with a tray the way you do. 253 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:31,313 Thank you, Hollis. 254 00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:35,553 Did you ever see old Agnes? She looks like a tackle of the Rams. 255 00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:37,560 She goes like this. 256 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:42,966 But here's you, just... 257 00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,928 I've never seen anything like it. 258 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:48,938 Thank you, Hollis. 259 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,607 Uh, try to get the bowling ball off now. 260 00:21:57,214 --> 00:21:59,182 Ema Letha. 261 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,184 Uh, 262 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:07,758 well, if I had ever asked you for a date, 263 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,918 would you have gone? 264 00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:14,496 Well, of course. 265 00:22:14,565 --> 00:22:16,499 Because of me personally, 266 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:19,400 or because of my position with the city? 267 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:22,405 You, of course. 268 00:22:22,473 --> 00:22:24,464 Really? 269 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,339 Really! 270 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:32,716 Ah-h-h-h! 271 00:22:32,783 --> 00:22:35,274 Oh! 272 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:55,571 Girls take you last night? That's for me to know and you to find out. 273 00:23:08,085 --> 00:23:10,019 Step down, please. 274 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:31,098 Wait, wait, wait! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 275 00:24:31,168 --> 00:24:33,102 Wait! Hold it! 276 00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,104 Hold it! 277 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:51,214 I'm really very sorry. 278 00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:55,748 Quite all right, Figg. Gentlemen, this is Mr. Figg. Mr. Hollis A. Figg. 279 00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:58,420 He's going to operate our computer for us. 280 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:01,158 Me? I don't know the first thing about this. 281 00:25:01,232 --> 00:25:03,097 The city is not only saving money, 282 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:07,331 but we're moving into the space age at the same time. 283 00:25:07,404 --> 00:25:11,898 Perhaps you'd like to take a group picture of us with the Mach 40. 284 00:25:11,976 --> 00:25:15,571 Go right ahead. Oh, Figg. Figg. No, no, no, no. 285 00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:18,774 You get right in the picture too. 286 00:25:18,849 --> 00:25:21,044 There we are. Thank you, gentlemen. 287 00:25:21,118 --> 00:25:23,848 Thank you very much. Thank you all. 288 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:28,815 Look at this mess! Why did you touch it? 289 00:25:28,893 --> 00:25:31,862 I'm really very sorry, Mr. Sanderson. 290 00:25:31,929 --> 00:25:35,626 Uh, excuse me, but, uh, 291 00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:39,499 what happened to Wilson, Nardini and Peterson? They're gone. 292 00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:44,337 I mean they're gone in the interest of better municipal government. You understand? 293 00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:48,139 Well, how come I'm still here? 294 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:53,013 Uh, well, let's just say we know our personnel, Figg. 295 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:57,213 I'll be back later this morning, and I'll teach you how to operate this. 296 00:25:57,288 --> 00:25:59,916 Oh, Mr. Sanderson? 297 00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:05,257 Uh, will that picture theyjust took really be in the paper? 298 00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:11,999 Guy, look at ol' Holl standin' there... 299 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:16,028 big as life with all them high muckety-mucks at City Hall. 300 00:26:24,982 --> 00:26:28,918 This is congratulations from the fry cook and the bus boys... 301 00:26:28,986 --> 00:26:31,284 and all us girls. 302 00:26:31,355 --> 00:26:35,883 Boy, when you people want to make a person feel good, you really don't mess around. 303 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:39,362 Can I blow out the candle? 304 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:41,830 Sure, go ahead. Oh, boy! 305 00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:47,995 Oh.! 306 00:26:50,374 --> 00:26:52,740 Oh, Hollis. Let me get that. 307 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:56,906 Uh, Ema Letha, I think this is one I better handle myself. 308 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:07,981 Wrong! 309 00:27:08,058 --> 00:27:10,583 You see that, Leo? You blew it. 310 00:27:10,661 --> 00:27:16,327 I added these figures up by hand, and I'm not only faster than you, I'm smarter than you. 311 00:27:19,236 --> 00:27:22,797 Hey, is that the computer? Yeah, that's Leo. 312 00:27:22,873 --> 00:27:25,842 Holy alabreevo! That's more complicated... 313 00:27:25,909 --> 00:27:29,242 than that triple decker cash register over at the fuel store. 314 00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:32,771 Maybe so, but it just now blew a simple problem in fractions... 315 00:27:32,850 --> 00:27:34,784 that any fifth grader... 316 00:27:35,853 --> 00:27:37,787 Wait a minute! 317 00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:44,091 Sorry, Leo. You were right and I was wrong. 318 00:27:44,161 --> 00:27:46,129 Does he talk too? 319 00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:48,221 Course not! Machines don't talk. 320 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:51,495 My radio does! And it sings, and it plays the guitar. 321 00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:54,765 Don't you have to take that trash to the furnace? 322 00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:57,705 Sure, only it just knocks me out the way you run this computer. 323 00:27:57,775 --> 00:28:02,109 Huh.! I can't believe I got me a friend that's so brainy.! 324 00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:05,706 Well, would you like to see me run it? 325 00:28:05,783 --> 00:28:07,808 - Hey, yeah! - What you do... 326 00:28:07,885 --> 00:28:11,844 is you take any set of figures like, uh... 327 00:28:11,922 --> 00:28:16,757 I never seen any of this stuff before because this comes from the tax commissioner's office. 328 00:28:16,827 --> 00:28:18,852 Yeah, throws out high-class trash. 329 00:28:18,929 --> 00:28:23,025 Okay, come here. Now, this is the keypunch right here, see? 330 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:27,833 This is where I transfer all the figures... the information from these papers... into Leo. 331 00:28:27,905 --> 00:28:29,839 All right. 332 00:28:37,948 --> 00:28:43,352 When I punch this button, in less than a minute, we'll get our answer in the memory bank. 333 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:46,253 Shall I time the action, Holl? Sure, go ahead. 334 00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:48,257 Ready? 335 00:28:49,893 --> 00:28:52,259 Lordinsi! Yeah. 336 00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:56,663 All the information in these papers is stored in the memory bank. 337 00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:59,794 You see the costs and returns on the city's new road? 338 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:04,034 That would take me an hour to add, and you know I'm fast. 339 00:29:04,108 --> 00:29:07,544 You sure are, Holl. 340 00:29:07,611 --> 00:29:10,808 Nine seconds flat. Now take a look at this. 341 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:15,716 The city got paid $750,000 for that half a mile of road, 342 00:29:15,786 --> 00:29:18,186 and it only cost them $500,000. 343 00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:22,021 Hey, that's what I call efficiency in government. 344 00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:24,219 That sure is, Holl. 345 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,630 Yeah, but what happened to the money that's left over? 346 00:29:28,699 --> 00:29:30,428 No, no. You don't understand. 347 00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:34,494 The city got three-quarters of a million dollars... prime payment... 348 00:29:34,571 --> 00:29:37,472 on a road that cost a half a million. 349 00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:42,478 We're talkin'gross contractual dividends as against net. 350 00:29:42,546 --> 00:29:46,812 Yeah, only I get the feelin' there's a quarter of a million missin'. 351 00:29:46,884 --> 00:29:50,752 What's the matter with you? You got three-quarters of million dollars over here. 352 00:29:50,821 --> 00:29:53,949 You got a half a million dollars over here. 353 00:29:54,024 --> 00:29:57,221 Do you know about credits, debits and all that fiduciary stuff? 354 00:29:57,294 --> 00:30:01,196 Uh-uh. All I know is, what happened to the quarter of a million? 355 00:30:03,066 --> 00:30:05,557 Do I tell you what to do with garbage? 356 00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:09,504 Message received and noted. Anyway, it's all too deep for me. 357 00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:11,973 See ya later. All right. 358 00:30:25,222 --> 00:30:27,622 - Morning, Mr. Mayor. - Morning. 359 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:33,459 Uh, ordinarily I wouldn't bother you with stuff like this, 360 00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:35,862 but Mr. Sanderson was playin' golf. 361 00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:41,235 Oh, tut, tut. Never too busy for my confreres here in City Hall. 362 00:30:41,305 --> 00:30:45,366 Well, swell. Well, the thing is... 363 00:30:45,442 --> 00:30:50,402 I think there's something weird going on with the Bellinger Road project. 364 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,540 Now, I ran this information through Leo three times, 365 00:30:53,617 --> 00:30:58,384 and it comes out that there's a quarter of million dollars missing. 366 00:30:59,923 --> 00:31:02,084 Uh, you okay, Mayor? 367 00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:07,391 You said you think? You don't know for sure. 368 00:31:07,464 --> 00:31:09,728 But you just said that you think. 369 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,827 Yeah, but Leo says that the city took in half a million but charged... 370 00:31:13,904 --> 00:31:16,134 Leo says... 371 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:20,905 My dear boy, you must never believe what people say about politicians. 372 00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:22,912 Leo's the computer! 373 00:31:25,015 --> 00:31:30,248 These letters came right out of the tax commissioners' office, so they must be right. 374 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:34,347 Don't you think we should notify the authorities? No, no, no! 375 00:31:34,424 --> 00:31:36,517 Well, 376 00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:40,620 I am the authorities, and you just told me. 377 00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:43,131 Do you think there's something crooked going on? 378 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,691 No! No, no, no. 379 00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:49,102 We just have to be very careful... 380 00:31:49,172 --> 00:31:52,573 about starting any rumors. 381 00:31:54,144 --> 00:31:58,513 We have got to check this whole thing out. 382 00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:01,847 That's why you're the mayor, and I'm just the bookkeeper... 383 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:05,184 Control under adversity. Right. 384 00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:07,883 What I want you to do... 385 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:10,950 You... You go back to your office and wait for my call... 386 00:32:11,028 --> 00:32:14,691 and don't say anything to anyone about what we discussed in here. 387 00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:19,099 Oh, heck no! A rotten thing like this oughta be kept in City Hall. 388 00:32:19,169 --> 00:32:23,230 Right! Now, you... you go to your office and wait for my call. 389 00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:26,140 Go to my office and wait for your call. 390 00:32:26,209 --> 00:32:31,272 Oh, uh, what if I have to... you know, down the hall? 391 00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:34,613 I'd rather you didn't. Right. 392 00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:38,678 It's for the city. Yeah, for the city. 393 00:32:48,231 --> 00:32:50,859 Poopheads! 394 00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:55,098 All right. I warned you about that B average, 395 00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:57,470 but you wouldn't listen. 396 00:32:57,541 --> 00:33:01,443 Sanderson here somehow let him get hold of papers... 397 00:33:01,511 --> 00:33:04,002 right out of his office. 398 00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:08,040 Mr. Spaulding, I assure you... Tell him to stop assuring me. 399 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:11,918 He assured me once before, and now we're in the soup. 400 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:15,948 That's quite right. Don't assure Mr. Spaulding, Kermit. 401 00:33:16,026 --> 00:33:19,587 You assured him once before, and now we're in the soup. 402 00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:25,568 We... We may just use this thing as a little insurance. 403 00:33:25,635 --> 00:33:27,762 Where's this Figg now? 404 00:33:27,838 --> 00:33:30,898 He's in his office waiting for my call. 405 00:33:30,974 --> 00:33:33,442 Call him. 406 00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:35,637 Wh-What'll I say? 407 00:33:35,712 --> 00:33:39,204 - I'll tell you what to say to him! - Quite right. 408 00:33:39,282 --> 00:33:43,309 This may just be a blessing in disguise. 409 00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,321 He's not only our insurance; 410 00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:47,550 he's our patsy. 411 00:33:47,624 --> 00:33:50,718 He's on! He's on! 412 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:58,159 He's to go home tonight and say nothing to anyone... not even his mother. 413 00:33:59,169 --> 00:34:01,933 Oh, now, Figg. You're to go home tonight... 414 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:06,465 and don't say anything to anyone... not even your mother. 415 00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:09,876 Tell him to be here bright and early in the morning; 416 00:34:09,946 --> 00:34:12,107 we have a surprise for him. 417 00:34:12,182 --> 00:34:15,117 Oh, Figg, you... you get here bright and early in the morning, 418 00:34:15,185 --> 00:34:17,153 and we have a little surprise for you. 419 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:20,155 We, uh... 420 00:34:20,223 --> 00:34:25,286 Just a second. He wants to know if he can go to the men's room now? 421 00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:30,493 Godfrey Daniel! Can't you make any decision for yourself? 422 00:34:33,236 --> 00:34:35,864 Yes, uh, Figg, you, uh, 423 00:34:35,939 --> 00:34:37,873 you go... you go right ahead. 424 00:34:37,941 --> 00:34:41,672 Right ahead, b-b-but don't talk to anyone. 425 00:34:43,513 --> 00:34:46,107 What's the surprise, Charley? 426 00:34:46,183 --> 00:34:50,711 Has it got something to do with his being a patsy, or... or... Charley? 427 00:34:58,462 --> 00:35:01,454 I have a big meeting, Max. Take me to the board room. 428 00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:04,830 I only go to the floor. I don't go into the board room. 429 00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:18,909 Come in! Come in, Mr. Figg. 430 00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:22,474 You, of course, said nothing to anyone, Mr. Figg? 431 00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:27,387 Oh, no, sir. I took my phone off the hook, and my mother lives in Cleveland. 432 00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:31,120 Gentlemen, may I present to you... 433 00:35:31,194 --> 00:35:36,154 the man who saved the city of Dalton a quarter of a million dollars... 434 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:39,134 through his diligence and loyalty. 435 00:35:43,573 --> 00:35:46,167 I don't know what to say. 436 00:35:46,243 --> 00:35:48,973 Well, you shall be rewarded, Mr. Figg. 437 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:52,276 As a matter of fact, from this moment on, 438 00:35:52,349 --> 00:35:55,216 you are going to occupy an office... 439 00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:58,083 right here on the third floor, 440 00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:00,953 where we can keep an eye on you. 441 00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:06,519 Where we, who are loyal to the city, can all be together. 442 00:36:12,802 --> 00:36:15,236 Gentlemen, I, uh... 443 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,035 I just want to say that this is the... 444 00:36:18,108 --> 00:36:21,976 probably the finest thing that ever happened to me. 445 00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:24,377 Well, thanks a lot. 446 00:36:24,447 --> 00:36:28,213 I just hope you catch the contractors! The... The contractors? 447 00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:29,877 Very astute! 448 00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:34,117 Mr. Figg knows that contractors are notorious thieves. 449 00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:39,322 Yes, we should know that a man like you would understand those matters. 450 00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:42,888 - Investigation. - Yes, yes. The investigation. 451 00:36:42,966 --> 00:36:45,833 All the contractors are under investigation right now. 452 00:36:45,902 --> 00:36:48,962 That's great! Great. You can't be too careful. 453 00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:51,974 I knew this fellow, and he used to be... 454 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,135 I'll show you to your new office. 455 00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:56,145 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 456 00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:59,011 Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you very much. 457 00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:01,846 Thank you, Mr. Spaulding. Mr... 458 00:37:03,386 --> 00:37:05,251 Mr. Spaulding? 459 00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:07,313 Shh. 460 00:37:14,397 --> 00:37:17,594 Come in, come in, come in, Hollis. 461 00:37:21,238 --> 00:37:24,071 Hollis, from this moment on, 462 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:27,234 you are the consulting commissioner... 463 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:30,871 to the municipal committee for consultive studies. 464 00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:35,441 Consulting commissioner... C.C.M.C.C.S. 465 00:37:35,518 --> 00:37:38,453 Right. 466 00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,887 Here we go. Here we are. 467 00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:48,030 I'm sorry, Hollis. 468 00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:52,159 I'm afraid this is the best we can do on short notice. 469 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:57,935 Oh, sure! I know how busy it can get up here on the third floor. 470 00:38:02,212 --> 00:38:04,407 Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, 471 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:08,474 but exactly what does a C.C.M.C.C.S. do? 472 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:16,217 I'm gonna have them send up another picture of Lincoln. That is an absolute disgrace. 473 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:20,855 Well, welcome aboard, Figg, and I'm sure we can trust your better judgment, 474 00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:23,899 uh, concerning that other little matter, right? 475 00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:27,903 Oh, right! We'll all sit on that powder keg together. 476 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:35,204 Well, how about a little lunch later on? 477 00:38:35,278 --> 00:38:37,872 Lunch? Sure! 478 00:38:37,947 --> 00:38:40,415 Heck, yeah. Look, my treat. 479 00:38:40,483 --> 00:38:42,678 I'll take you to a great place. Good, good, good. 480 00:38:42,752 --> 00:38:44,686 Good, good! 481 00:38:47,424 --> 00:38:49,722 See ya later. 482 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:01,702 Good morning, Commissioner. 483 00:39:01,771 --> 00:39:05,730 I'm your new secretary. My name is Glorianna Hastings. 484 00:39:05,809 --> 00:39:09,040 Oh, well, I'm, uh, I'm your commissioner. 485 00:39:09,112 --> 00:39:12,707 My name is Hollis Alexander Figg. 486 00:39:16,219 --> 00:39:18,744 You, uh, take shorthand? 487 00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:23,486 Pitman, 150 words a minute; and Gregg, 130 words a minute. 488 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,824 Hmm. That's very good. 489 00:39:25,895 --> 00:39:29,558 three buzzes for me, one for local, two for long distance? 490 00:39:29,632 --> 00:39:32,260 Or one for me, two for local, three for long distance? 491 00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:37,500 On correspondence, do you prefer an original and one, two or three? 492 00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:40,202 Coffee, tea or milk? With cream and sugar, cream without sugar, 493 00:39:40,276 --> 00:39:42,574 sugar without cream orjust straight black? 494 00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:45,341 And do you prefer sweet rolls, donuts or prune Danish? 495 00:39:47,183 --> 00:39:51,017 Oh, I think the, uh, prune Danish. 496 00:39:51,087 --> 00:39:53,920 I like that in a man. 497 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,825 - Uh, what's that? - Quick decisions. 498 00:39:59,763 --> 00:40:02,254 I'll put paper in the right-hand drawer... 499 00:40:02,332 --> 00:40:04,926 because I would assume you're right-handed. 500 00:40:05,001 --> 00:40:07,595 Yeah, that's right. 501 00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:13,302 Oh? Isn't that an interesting hand? 502 00:40:13,376 --> 00:40:16,903 You, uh, read palms? 503 00:40:20,216 --> 00:40:22,776 It's very unusual for an executive. 504 00:40:25,221 --> 00:40:27,155 What? 505 00:40:27,223 --> 00:40:30,556 Such a strong hand. 506 00:40:30,627 --> 00:40:35,291 Well, that's my... Bowling hand. 507 00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:38,892 Mmm. An interesting life! 508 00:40:41,037 --> 00:40:44,029 Naughty boy. 509 00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:46,837 That is a marvelous hand, 510 00:40:46,910 --> 00:40:51,347 and I'm sure we're just going to get along beautifully together. 511 00:40:53,716 --> 00:40:59,450 I thought you knew, Figg, that in politics, secretaries always accompany their employers... 512 00:40:59,522 --> 00:41:02,320 to be on hand just in case of sudden decisions. 513 00:41:02,392 --> 00:41:06,351 Oh, that's okay by me, Mayor, but, listen, about my car... 514 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:09,990 The backseat's just full of magazines and it... 515 00:41:10,066 --> 00:41:12,296 It... It's not here! 516 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:14,996 I think it is, Figg. 517 00:41:18,274 --> 00:41:22,176 We officials always get stuck with Cadillacs. 518 00:41:22,245 --> 00:41:24,713 But if you like it, it's yours. 519 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:28,615 If I like it? Wow! It's a gas! 520 00:41:28,685 --> 00:41:31,518 The keys are in it. Why don't you drive it? 521 00:41:41,931 --> 00:41:44,900 Fasten your seat belts. 522 00:41:58,314 --> 00:42:01,408 Here we are! 523 00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:06,649 Uh, excuse us, please. Pardon me. Excuse us. Mayor. 524 00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:10,318 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi, Ethel. 525 00:42:10,393 --> 00:42:13,328 Uh, my usual table, please. 526 00:42:13,396 --> 00:42:16,126 - Hello, Mr. Mayor. - Hello. 527 00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:19,635 See that the mayor gets a nice clean menu. Yeah. 528 00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:23,035 Uh, right this way. 529 00:42:23,106 --> 00:42:27,236 There you go. 530 00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:50,762 All right, which one of you wanted the clean menu? 531 00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:56,032 Oh, Mr. Mayor. We're honored to have you. 532 00:42:56,105 --> 00:43:00,371 Yes, we sure are. 533 00:43:02,645 --> 00:43:05,273 Oh, hi, Ema Letha. 534 00:43:05,348 --> 00:43:10,081 Mr. Mayor, may I present Miss Ema Letha Kusic. 535 00:43:10,153 --> 00:43:12,178 Waitress par extraordinaire, as they say. 536 00:43:12,255 --> 00:43:14,951 - Hello. - How do you do? 537 00:43:15,024 --> 00:43:18,721 Ema Letha, this is Glorianna Hastings, my new secretary. 538 00:43:18,795 --> 00:43:21,229 - Hmm. - They've promoted me, Ema Letha. 539 00:43:21,297 --> 00:43:24,232 I'm up on third floor now. 540 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,997 Oh, Hollis! I think that's wonderful! What do you do? 541 00:43:28,071 --> 00:43:32,030 - I'm a C.C.M.C.C.S. - Oh! 542 00:43:32,108 --> 00:43:34,133 Filthy! 543 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,768 Sorry. 544 00:43:37,914 --> 00:43:40,212 Excuse me. Hiya, Holl! 545 00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:47,723 Hey, Holl. I'm sorry I'm late, but the guys on the garbage truck... 546 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:50,122 Hey, ain't you the mayor? 547 00:43:50,193 --> 00:43:55,028 Pren, the mayor and my secretary and I are having a private lunch. 548 00:43:55,098 --> 00:43:59,501 I'm Prentiss Gates. I work for the city too. I'm in sanitation. 549 00:43:59,569 --> 00:44:03,096 Anybody ever tell you you look like Rita Hayworth... 550 00:44:03,172 --> 00:44:07,905 that time she was hauled out of the cave by Dick Powell in Ravaged Lust? 551 00:44:07,977 --> 00:44:10,445 Pren, we're havin' kinda a private lunch! 552 00:44:10,513 --> 00:44:13,744 You know, business. Message received and noted. 553 00:44:13,816 --> 00:44:17,115 So long, Mr. Mayor. So long, Holl. Right. 554 00:44:17,186 --> 00:44:22,385 So long, Miss Hayworth. Don't take any aluminum dimes. 555 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,392 He's a character. 556 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,554 Well, what do you recommend today, Ema Letha? 557 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:32,397 Mmm. I served the tuna I'angois three times already, and nobody's gotten nasty yet. 558 00:44:32,468 --> 00:44:35,562 Tuna would be dangerous in a place like this. 559 00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:38,129 Hollis eats here every day, and look at him. 560 00:44:39,842 --> 00:44:42,640 I'll have the tomato juice in a clean glass, dear. 561 00:44:51,187 --> 00:44:53,587 Uh, are you sittin' on that busted spring? 562 00:44:53,656 --> 00:44:55,624 I can trade places with ya. 563 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:58,820 No, I'm fine, thank you. 564 00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:03,257 Oh! 565 00:45:03,332 --> 00:45:06,392 Ema Letha, for Pete's sake! 566 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:08,733 You can stay! I'm leaving! 567 00:45:08,805 --> 00:45:13,606 I think we better go, Figg. Yes, I'll be right with you, Mr. Mayor. 568 00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:16,201 Did you do that on purpose? What if I did? 569 00:45:16,279 --> 00:45:18,509 That's the mayor and my new secretary. 570 00:45:18,581 --> 00:45:21,675 Keep your voice down! You heard what she said about the water glass. 571 00:45:21,751 --> 00:45:25,551 Then you did do it on purpose! I just said, what if I did? 572 00:45:25,621 --> 00:45:28,590 She's awfully chummy for a one-day secretary. 573 00:45:28,658 --> 00:45:32,890 She was sitting on a spring. The way she's padded, how would she ever notice? 574 00:45:32,962 --> 00:45:34,896 Don't bring her here again! 575 00:45:34,964 --> 00:45:38,491 Maybe I won't come in myself either. If that's the way you want it! 576 00:45:38,568 --> 00:45:42,937 That's the way I want it! Then you got it! Good-bye, Hollis. 577 00:45:43,005 --> 00:45:46,031 You sure that's the way you want it? That's the way you got it. 578 00:45:46,109 --> 00:45:48,771 Then, good-bye! 579 00:45:48,845 --> 00:45:52,781 And don't expect any more window shade flapping from me either. 580 00:46:28,751 --> 00:46:31,117 More junk to sign? Mmm. 581 00:46:31,187 --> 00:46:33,121 What do you do with it? 582 00:46:33,189 --> 00:46:35,953 Oh, uh, it goes in a special file. 583 00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:38,516 The red Xs. I know! I know! 584 00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:49,394 What do I need a safety deposit box for? 585 00:46:49,472 --> 00:46:51,804 Oh, well, um, all the commissioners have one. 586 00:46:51,874 --> 00:46:55,742 But if you'd prefer not to... No, that's all right. 587 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:58,906 You better start learning my moods, Miss Hastings. 588 00:46:58,981 --> 00:47:03,577 You know, one of the first precepts of good secretary'n is learnin' of a guy's moods. 589 00:47:03,653 --> 00:47:08,249 Yes, sir. I'm complex, Miss Hastings. Real complex! 590 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:14,258 Miss Hastings. 591 00:47:16,265 --> 00:47:19,257 Uh, Glorianna. 592 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:23,935 Would you, uh, sit down for a minute. 593 00:47:27,643 --> 00:47:30,669 Well, the thing is, uh... 594 00:47:30,746 --> 00:47:33,180 I mean, you bein' a woman and all, 595 00:47:33,249 --> 00:47:36,343 and my mother livin' in Cleveland... 596 00:47:36,419 --> 00:47:41,118 Well, the fact is, I've got this problem. 597 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,954 Scorpio. Well, that could be part of it. 598 00:47:44,026 --> 00:47:47,257 I don't know too much about psychiatry. 599 00:47:47,330 --> 00:47:50,766 Well, why don't you tell me about it? 600 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,801 Well, the fact is... 601 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:55,303 I had this fight with my girlfriend... 602 00:47:55,371 --> 00:47:59,000 You know her, but we won't go into that now. 603 00:47:59,075 --> 00:48:03,705 Anyway, I said a bunch of dumb things to her. 604 00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:09,809 I was just wonderin', should I call her and apologize, or wait for her to call me? 605 00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:13,185 You see, when a man plays hard to get, 606 00:48:13,256 --> 00:48:16,248 it makes a girl want him all the more. 607 00:48:16,325 --> 00:48:19,886 Yeah, I suppose you're right. 608 00:48:19,962 --> 00:48:23,955 How about this? What if I wrote her a little note? 609 00:48:24,033 --> 00:48:28,470 The best thing you can do is stay out of her life for a while. 610 00:48:28,537 --> 00:48:32,769 I'm a woman. Yeah. 611 00:48:32,842 --> 00:48:35,936 Well, um, that's a woman's point of view. 612 00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:41,215 Well, thank you, Glorianna. 613 00:48:41,284 --> 00:48:44,276 Hollis, anytime I can be of help. 614 00:48:45,888 --> 00:48:48,152 You know what I'm gonna do? 615 00:48:48,224 --> 00:48:51,955 I'm gonna go apologize and take her home after work. 616 00:48:52,028 --> 00:48:56,226 Well, uh, if you insist on doing it that way... 617 00:48:56,299 --> 00:49:00,963 Why don't you drop me off at my apartment first? My car's being fixed. 618 00:49:01,037 --> 00:49:03,835 Sure! Heck, yeah. Then I can go to the restaurant. 619 00:49:03,906 --> 00:49:05,464 Come on. 620 00:49:15,284 --> 00:49:17,616 Well! 621 00:49:17,687 --> 00:49:20,679 He certainly isn't out with the boys. 622 00:49:20,756 --> 00:49:23,190 What? Oh! 623 00:49:28,531 --> 00:49:31,227 All burglars, olly, olly, ox-in-free. 624 00:49:32,568 --> 00:49:35,765 It's silly of me, but I just hate to go in alone. 625 00:49:35,838 --> 00:49:37,863 Come on in! 626 00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:40,431 Well, I... I can't stay. 627 00:49:40,509 --> 00:49:42,602 I gotta go over and see Ema Letha. 628 00:49:42,678 --> 00:49:45,511 You have time for just one drink, haven't you? 629 00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:47,947 To tell you the truth, I don't drink. 630 00:49:48,017 --> 00:49:50,542 Oh? Well, uh, 631 00:49:50,619 --> 00:49:54,817 I have something very mild I'm sure you'll enjoy. 632 00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:58,223 Okay. 633 00:49:58,294 --> 00:50:02,060 Gee, you have a real nice place here. Thank you. 634 00:50:02,131 --> 00:50:06,534 - How do you do all this on your salary? - Um, Blue Chip stamps. 635 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:10,632 Well, cheers. 636 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,302 Here's how we lost the farm. 637 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:20,444 That's not too bad. 638 00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:21,813 Mm-mmm. 639 00:50:39,668 --> 00:50:41,602 Uh, thank you. 640 00:50:41,670 --> 00:50:43,604 Thank you. That was very good. 641 00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:46,607 I really have to be going. Don't run off. 642 00:50:46,675 --> 00:50:48,870 Why don't you stay for a minute? 643 00:50:48,944 --> 00:50:53,313 Well, I... No, put your hat in the closet and stay just a minute. 644 00:50:53,382 --> 00:50:58,149 Well, okay, but I gotta go over and pick up Ema Letha. 645 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:01,212 I can save time by cutting over on Seventh Street. 646 00:51:01,290 --> 00:51:03,155 She's not even expecting me. 647 00:51:03,225 --> 00:51:05,523 That's the funny part of the whole thing. 648 00:51:05,594 --> 00:51:09,155 She's just, uh... 649 00:51:09,231 --> 00:51:11,324 Oh, my! You do need another drink. 650 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,561 You're not kidding. 651 00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:17,935 This is good. 652 00:51:27,249 --> 00:51:31,345 Whew! Is it a little warm in here, or is that me? 653 00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:34,514 No, it is a trifle warm. 654 00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:37,525 Why don't you take off your jacket? 655 00:51:37,593 --> 00:51:40,357 I don't mind. Doesn't embarrass me. 656 00:51:40,429 --> 00:51:44,422 I got two sisters... in Cleveland. 657 00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:48,936 Good old Cleveland. 658 00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:52,940 You know, we lived right over the left, uh, 659 00:51:53,008 --> 00:51:56,239 left field wall of the ball park. 660 00:51:56,312 --> 00:51:59,338 Every time somebody hit a home run, 661 00:51:59,415 --> 00:52:02,441 it would break one of our windows. 662 00:52:04,086 --> 00:52:08,614 My mother used to say it gave her a pain. 663 00:52:08,691 --> 00:52:11,125 Here. 664 00:52:11,193 --> 00:52:15,687 I'll just hang this up. Shall I hang it up over in here? 665 00:52:15,764 --> 00:52:17,561 Yes, that's... that's fine. 666 00:52:22,538 --> 00:52:24,836 What is this? A zoo? 667 00:52:24,907 --> 00:52:29,401 Oh, I have a lot of, um, uh, doting uncles. 668 00:52:29,478 --> 00:52:32,208 Yeah! 669 00:52:32,281 --> 00:52:35,375 Well, you sure... you really do. 670 00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:39,649 It looks like a... like a zoo in there. 671 00:52:41,790 --> 00:52:44,987 Well, I gotta be goin' now. 672 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:47,995 I gotta go pick up, uh, 673 00:52:49,064 --> 00:52:52,192 Lema Netha. 674 00:52:55,437 --> 00:52:58,804 You want to know something? What? 675 00:52:58,874 --> 00:53:02,810 You are a very, very... 676 00:53:02,878 --> 00:53:04,743 nice person. 677 00:53:04,813 --> 00:53:08,681 Hollis, I'm not... I know, I know. 678 00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:13,882 An executive and his secretary should never be caught in any situation... 679 00:53:13,956 --> 00:53:18,950 that could possibly be construed as being compromising. 680 00:53:20,329 --> 00:53:23,992 Yes. Yes! 681 00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:26,796 - Excuse me. - What'd you do? 682 00:53:30,206 --> 00:53:33,505 I gotta... I gotta go and pick up... 683 00:53:33,576 --> 00:53:35,168 what's her name. 684 00:53:35,244 --> 00:53:39,237 She doesn't even know who I am. 685 00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:45,145 Say that again. 686 00:54:45,214 --> 00:54:47,705 I said that our contact in the state capitol... 687 00:54:47,783 --> 00:54:50,911 said that the attorney general's office is beginning to wonder about... 688 00:54:50,986 --> 00:54:55,719 that Bellinger Road business and that Mercy Hospital deal. 689 00:54:55,791 --> 00:54:59,659 They're even thinking about checking all our activities, and that's why I called you. 690 00:54:59,728 --> 00:55:02,720 Any solutions, gentlemen? 691 00:55:02,798 --> 00:55:05,926 Well, naturally I haven't been standing still on this thing. 692 00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:09,198 I have booked six tickets for Brazil... 693 00:55:09,271 --> 00:55:11,865 All they have is suspicion. 694 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:16,001 Now, gentlemen, have you forgotten our insurance? 695 00:55:16,078 --> 00:55:18,444 Figg? 696 00:55:18,514 --> 00:55:20,106 Yes. Get that girl in here. 697 00:55:20,182 --> 00:55:23,515 The one with the big McGuffies. 698 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,513 The time has come, gentlemen, to activate the insurance. 699 00:55:28,590 --> 00:55:31,491 When they investigate... if they investigate... 700 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,460 we will have already caught the culprit! 701 00:55:34,530 --> 00:55:38,261 All credit to us, all guilt to him. 702 00:55:42,638 --> 00:55:45,129 Don't flash those at me, dearie. 703 00:55:45,207 --> 00:55:47,437 Nothing's connected up anymore. 704 00:55:47,509 --> 00:55:49,875 Is that on Figg? Yes, sir. 705 00:55:49,945 --> 00:55:51,879 Get him. 706 00:55:51,947 --> 00:55:56,077 How much does the attorney general's office suspect, Robert? 707 00:55:56,151 --> 00:55:59,052 They're beginning to question those contracts on the road, 708 00:55:59,121 --> 00:56:01,988 and they wonder why we're building the hospital... 709 00:56:02,057 --> 00:56:04,423 with glazed brick instead of structural steel. 710 00:56:04,493 --> 00:56:08,327 I wonder, Mr. Spaulding, if this is the time to... 711 00:56:08,397 --> 00:56:10,661 Mr. Spaulding? 712 00:56:16,472 --> 00:56:18,804 Oh, uh, Mr. Spaulding? 713 00:56:18,874 --> 00:56:21,172 Mr. Spaulding.! 714 00:56:21,243 --> 00:56:23,302 Mr. Figg is here. 715 00:56:23,379 --> 00:56:28,510 You're not playing with children, Figg. Huh? 716 00:56:28,584 --> 00:56:30,711 You know the old saying: 717 00:56:30,786 --> 00:56:34,085 the best place to hide is right in the police station. 718 00:56:34,156 --> 00:56:39,651 We gave you this position in innocent trust, and you have abused it. 719 00:56:39,728 --> 00:56:43,391 That's what hurts, Hollis. That's what really hurts. 720 00:56:43,465 --> 00:56:46,662 Innocent trust? Wh... Excuse me, Mayor. 721 00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:49,329 I don't know what anybody's talking about. 722 00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:52,397 Is that your signature? 723 00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,375 Don't touch it! Just look. 724 00:56:55,444 --> 00:56:57,435 It's evidence. 725 00:56:59,047 --> 00:57:01,174 Uh, yes, sir, that's my signature, but... 726 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:05,516 Checks signed by you, made out to cash... 727 00:57:05,587 --> 00:57:08,852 and deposited in your private account. 728 00:57:08,924 --> 00:57:13,361 8,000, 9,000, 22,000... 729 00:57:13,429 --> 00:57:15,624 But I... Don't "but"me. 730 00:57:15,697 --> 00:57:19,133 How did you save $70,000 in one month... 731 00:57:19,201 --> 00:57:22,398 on an $8,000-a-year salary? 732 00:57:22,471 --> 00:57:25,929 Well, I... I got a refund on my income tax. 733 00:57:26,008 --> 00:57:28,499 You got $104. 734 00:57:28,577 --> 00:57:33,207 And I get very good mileage on my... Wait a minute! That's ridiculous. 735 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:35,147 Call in Miss McGuffie. 736 00:57:38,053 --> 00:57:40,920 Evidence, Mr. Spaulding. Yeah. 737 00:57:45,761 --> 00:57:48,730 Just one simple question, Miss Hastings. 738 00:57:48,797 --> 00:57:54,497 Did Mr. Figg buy you 11 fur coats and assorted extras? 739 00:57:54,570 --> 00:57:57,130 Yes, sir. 740 00:57:57,206 --> 00:58:00,232 Those coats came from doting uncles! 741 00:58:00,309 --> 00:58:03,278 Please, Hollis... Uh, Mr. Figg. 742 00:58:03,345 --> 00:58:06,212 Gentlemen, he did it out of the goodness of his heart. 743 00:58:06,281 --> 00:58:08,647 You see, I... I'm an orphan and... 744 00:58:08,717 --> 00:58:12,813 And Hollis... uh, Mr. Figg... was very sweet to me. 745 00:58:12,888 --> 00:58:16,517 I didn't want that fancy apartment, but Hollis insisted. 746 00:58:16,592 --> 00:58:20,084 And gentlemen, there were no strings attached. 747 00:58:20,162 --> 00:58:24,428 That's because he's such a... a wonderful man. 748 00:58:31,673 --> 00:58:36,303 Let us now take a look at Mr. Figg's safe deposit box. 749 00:58:47,422 --> 00:58:50,619 Oh, Mr. Figg, how could you? 750 00:58:50,692 --> 00:58:54,423 But... w-wait a minute. Wa... She... 751 00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:57,431 Now, wait a minute! I never saw that money before in my life. 752 00:58:57,499 --> 00:59:00,366 Must be $100,000 in there. 753 00:59:00,435 --> 00:59:03,370 But you're getting this all wrong. All I did was... 754 00:59:03,438 --> 00:59:07,499 Figg, the police department has been aware of your activities for some time now. 755 00:59:07,576 --> 00:59:09,942 But I managed to keep it covered up. 756 00:59:10,012 --> 00:59:13,914 We can no longer tolerate your sort on the third floor. Yeah, but my gosh... 757 00:59:13,982 --> 00:59:16,382 You'll be released pending trial, Figg. 758 00:59:16,451 --> 00:59:19,852 Don't try to leave town or discuss this case with anyone. 759 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:22,152 Figg, try to go straight. 760 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:24,556 We're giving you one last chance. 761 00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:28,722 And now, the key to the executive washroom, please, and your car. 762 00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:31,595 But you guys are getting this all wrong. 763 00:59:36,004 --> 00:59:38,404 You-You just don't know. 764 00:59:52,621 --> 00:59:54,714 I think we should put him in jail. 765 00:59:54,790 --> 00:59:56,883 He's just jerk enough to run. 766 00:59:56,959 --> 01:00:00,554 Robert, tell Mr. Sanderson I want him to run. 767 01:00:00,629 --> 01:00:03,427 The minute he runs, he incriminates himself. 768 01:00:03,498 --> 01:00:06,331 Yes. Kermit, Mr. Spaulding wants him to run. 769 01:00:06,401 --> 01:00:08,528 I heard him. I heard him. 770 01:00:08,604 --> 01:00:13,541 Nevertheless, Mr. Spaulding, I... Mr. Spaulding? 771 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:23,745 Sounds like a cheap pinball machine. 772 01:00:23,819 --> 01:00:26,788 Oh, for heaven's sake. 773 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:43,560 Hey, Holl! Hey, can we drop you someplace? 774 01:00:49,645 --> 01:00:51,408 Hi. Hiya, Holl. 775 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,846 I came by your office a couple of times, 776 01:00:53,915 --> 01:00:56,645 only that snooty secretary said you was busy. 777 01:00:56,718 --> 01:00:58,345 I knew she was lyin'. 778 01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,149 You came by? Yeah. 779 01:01:00,222 --> 01:01:03,658 Why don't we go by your place and have a nice talk? 780 01:01:03,725 --> 01:01:06,853 25th and Taylor, guys! 781 01:01:06,928 --> 01:01:11,865 Pren, do you want to hear a story that'll tear your heart out? 782 01:01:34,056 --> 01:01:37,719 Guy, Holl, that's the most heartrending story I ever heard. 783 01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:41,251 You guys want to go on to the dump by yourselves? 784 01:01:41,329 --> 01:01:45,322 I got a friend in trouble here. Pick me up the next time past. 785 01:01:49,638 --> 01:01:52,835 The thing is, I don't know why they did it to me. 786 01:01:52,908 --> 01:01:55,399 And why would Glorianna lie like that? 787 01:01:59,047 --> 01:02:04,075 Hollis! 788 01:02:07,522 --> 01:02:10,548 Hollis, I saw you go by and I knew something was wrong. 789 01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:13,594 Gee, Ema Letha, I never thought you'd talk to me again. 790 01:02:13,662 --> 01:02:17,098 Oh, Hollis! Well, what's happened? 791 01:02:17,165 --> 01:02:21,829 Well, will you come up and have some coffee with us? 792 01:02:21,903 --> 01:02:23,336 Sure. 793 01:02:23,405 --> 01:02:27,239 Ema Letha, you want to hear a story that'll tear your heart out? 794 01:02:27,309 --> 01:02:30,403 Tell her, Holl. Tell her! Well... 795 01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:35,849 Holl got fired, only they creamed him real good with falsehoods and perfidy. 796 01:02:38,553 --> 01:02:42,148 Why, Hollis, that's the most disgraceful thing I ever heard. 797 01:02:42,224 --> 01:02:44,692 It tears my heart out. 798 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,250 I signed a bunch of papers, sure. 799 01:02:46,328 --> 01:02:49,092 But she kept saying, "Legal, check them. " 800 01:02:49,164 --> 01:02:51,997 Hey! Maybe it's a frame. 801 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:54,535 Frame? What do you mean, a frame? 802 01:02:54,603 --> 01:02:57,572 Like when Warner Baxter got all fouled up with Basil Rathbone... 803 01:02:57,639 --> 01:02:59,903 about Paris bein' lousy with graft, 804 01:02:59,975 --> 01:03:04,071 and they framed him by puttin' Paulette Goddard in his room, in her nightie. 805 01:03:04,146 --> 01:03:07,081 Man, Pren, you come up with some of the weirdest notions. 806 01:03:07,149 --> 01:03:09,140 Hollis, I think he's right. 807 01:03:09,217 --> 01:03:12,482 But nobody put any Paulette Goddard in my room. 808 01:03:12,554 --> 01:03:15,614 No, but they put Glorianna in your office. 809 01:03:15,690 --> 01:03:20,150 Hollis, you're so honest you can't see what's pretty obvious to others. 810 01:03:20,228 --> 01:03:22,560 The whole commission and the mayor... 811 01:03:22,631 --> 01:03:25,099 and maybe old Charley Spaulding, 812 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:29,661 they gave you that job with that fancy secretary just to keep you quiet. 813 01:03:29,738 --> 01:03:33,105 Yeah. And to frame you in case you got wise. 814 01:03:33,175 --> 01:03:35,871 Like that time Edward Arnold set up Ronald Coleman... 815 01:03:35,944 --> 01:03:38,310 for a patsy in Corruption Over Manhattan. 816 01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:41,474 You mean, all those guys on the third floor... 817 01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:44,280 Why else would they give you a job where you did nothing... 818 01:03:44,352 --> 01:03:46,582 but sign vouchers and requisitions? 819 01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:50,922 Hey! 820 01:03:50,992 --> 01:03:54,985 I love it when he gets sore and his nostrils flare out like that. 821 01:03:55,063 --> 01:03:58,760 He looks like a real mean horse. You gonna get vengeance, Holl? 822 01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:01,632 Well, they're not gonna get away with it! 823 01:04:01,703 --> 01:04:05,833 I'll sing! Oh, man, will I sing! I'll sound like Carmen Lombardo. 824 01:04:05,907 --> 01:04:08,774 Without evidence? What do you mean, without evidence? 825 01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:12,439 I got all kinds of evidence. I got... I... 826 01:04:12,514 --> 01:04:16,746 Oh, yeah, that's right. I... Oh, we'll need evidence. 827 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,855 Sounds like the guys are back with the truck. 828 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,591 Okay. I'll be right down, you guys. 829 01:04:28,663 --> 01:04:32,793 We gotta go back and finish the route, give it one more burning. 830 01:04:32,868 --> 01:04:35,894 Boy, if you don't burn twice a day in the rubbish game, 831 01:04:35,971 --> 01:04:38,531 the product piles up, believe me. 832 01:04:38,607 --> 01:04:42,805 Do you know that we get a half a truckload of paper from the third floor alone? 833 01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:46,041 Well, I better get goin'. I'll see you guys later. 834 01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:47,672 So long, Pren. Bye, Pren. 835 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:52,447 Isn't there some way you could get some evidence? 836 01:04:56,558 --> 01:05:00,050 Ema Letha, you know, I just can't get over... 837 01:05:00,128 --> 01:05:03,120 the way that you rallied around me and everything. 838 01:05:03,198 --> 01:05:05,496 I just don't know how to... 839 01:05:12,841 --> 01:05:14,775 Third floor! 840 01:05:14,843 --> 01:05:18,574 Hey, Pren! Pren! 841 01:05:42,037 --> 01:05:46,303 Do you have to keep doing that? That's the third time today you've been in here! 842 01:05:46,374 --> 01:05:48,808 We got a saying down in sanitation: 843 01:05:48,877 --> 01:05:52,608 rubbish brings bacteria and often diphtheria. 844 01:05:52,681 --> 01:05:54,876 Whoops! 845 01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:56,417 Lunchtime. 846 01:06:18,473 --> 01:06:20,634 Okay, guys! 847 01:06:29,851 --> 01:06:33,082 Okay. I said okay! 848 01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:40,258 Hey, Holl.! 849 01:06:42,464 --> 01:06:44,398 Holl? 850 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,601 Holl? 851 01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:05,844 No good. 852 01:07:09,657 --> 01:07:11,989 This show's you can't get careless. 853 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:15,826 These figures came from Sanderson's office about some glazed bricks, 854 01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:19,526 and this came right from old Mr. Spaulding's mansion. 855 01:07:19,601 --> 01:07:22,126 None of it means anything without the totals. 856 01:07:22,203 --> 01:07:24,899 How long will it take you to put it all together? 857 01:07:24,973 --> 01:07:27,840 Well, there you go. About two years, if I'm lucky. 858 01:07:27,909 --> 01:07:32,471 This is one time I could really use a compu... Leo! 859 01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:35,243 All right, here's what we do. Uh-huh. 860 01:07:35,316 --> 01:07:38,911 We'll take the evidence down to City Hall tonight and feed it to Leo. 861 01:07:38,987 --> 01:07:41,353 Can you get tomorrow off? I think so. 862 01:07:41,423 --> 01:07:43,357 We'll have a case against them by morning. 863 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:44,824 Gas up the car. Right. 864 01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:48,351 And you go to the state capitol and tell them what we're doin'. 865 01:07:48,430 --> 01:07:50,421 Go right to the attorney general's office. 866 01:07:50,498 --> 01:07:53,831 Maybe I'd better move the trash if I'm gonna gas up your car. Good idea. 867 01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:56,427 Trash? Wait a minute. What did you do with it? 868 01:07:56,504 --> 01:07:59,405 I piled it in the driveway 'til the guys come back. 869 01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:03,410 You can't leave trash in the middle of a driveway. 870 01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:39,613 Easy now. 871 01:08:41,449 --> 01:08:43,883 Not at the same time. 872 01:08:47,055 --> 01:08:49,319 Uh, you go first. 873 01:09:17,619 --> 01:09:20,850 I'm not gonna comment on that. 874 01:09:20,922 --> 01:09:22,685 Turn on the lights. 875 01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:28,088 Isn't it kinda dumb to go and turn on the lights? 876 01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:32,532 The lights are supposed to be on down here. Bring me the evidence. 877 01:09:55,857 --> 01:09:57,984 That's the last one, Holl. 878 01:09:58,059 --> 01:10:00,391 Good. 879 01:10:00,461 --> 01:10:03,191 Shhh. Who's humming? 880 01:10:03,264 --> 01:10:06,233 That's Leo. He's partly activated. 881 01:10:06,301 --> 01:10:08,633 Sure is a monotonous tune. 882 01:10:08,703 --> 01:10:11,001 Remember when Fredric March was a jewel thief... 883 01:10:11,072 --> 01:10:13,267 and he thought he heard footsteps? 884 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,714 There. Now the evidence is in the memory bank. 885 01:10:22,784 --> 01:10:26,345 All we gotta do is turn Leo on. We'll have enough evidence to send them up... 886 01:10:26,421 --> 01:10:28,082 What's eatin'you? 887 01:10:31,926 --> 01:10:34,360 Let's get outta here. 888 01:10:46,107 --> 01:10:49,338 Here, take this. They can't run Leo without it. 889 01:11:10,932 --> 01:11:14,299 We've gotta get back to Leo and get that evidence. 890 01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:16,701 Let's get outta here. What about Leo? 891 01:11:16,771 --> 01:11:19,035 We'll come back later. 892 01:11:27,181 --> 01:11:29,945 This Hollis Figg has evidence, you say? 893 01:11:30,018 --> 01:11:31,952 Yes, sir. 894 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:35,046 We've been starting our own investigation at Dalton. 895 01:11:35,123 --> 01:11:37,648 This might be the very thing we need. 896 01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:39,955 Is his evidence substantial? 897 01:11:40,028 --> 01:11:42,656 I think so. I'm supposed to call him later today. 898 01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:45,597 Well, after you talk to him, let me know, Miss Kusic. 899 01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:47,635 All right. And thank you. 900 01:11:47,702 --> 01:11:50,865 I hope I've been of some help. Appreciate your coming in. 901 01:11:50,938 --> 01:11:52,633 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 902 01:11:57,145 --> 01:12:00,603 Will that be all? Uh, yes, Gerard. Thank you. 903 01:12:05,486 --> 01:12:09,547 I thought you'd like to know... there's a young lady up here... 904 01:12:09,624 --> 01:12:12,491 who says she has enough evidence... 905 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,120 to put your whole department away. 906 01:12:15,196 --> 01:12:17,323 Poopheads.! 907 01:12:17,398 --> 01:12:21,960 Where did he get evidence, if one of you didn't give it to him? 908 01:12:24,672 --> 01:12:27,732 Did Figg leave town, Kermit? 909 01:12:27,809 --> 01:12:29,970 No. You see there? Kermit says... 910 01:12:30,044 --> 01:12:33,639 I heard what he said. Do you think I'm deaf? 911 01:12:35,116 --> 01:12:39,109 Have Figg picked up and thrown into jail. 912 01:12:39,187 --> 01:12:42,884 So when the state comes after us, we'll have him. 913 01:12:45,226 --> 01:12:48,320 Are you making notes of this meeting? 914 01:12:48,396 --> 01:12:49,886 Yes. Yes, I am. 915 01:12:49,964 --> 01:12:53,297 You make notes of a meeting where we're framing somebody? 916 01:12:53,368 --> 01:12:55,359 You poophead! 917 01:12:55,436 --> 01:12:58,462 By my Aunt Bertha's blue bustle, 918 01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:02,031 if you people don't start doing some thinking on your own, 919 01:13:02,110 --> 01:13:06,137 I'll round up another bunch of dummies to run this town. 920 01:13:06,214 --> 01:13:08,580 Do I make myself clear? 921 01:13:08,649 --> 01:13:11,083 - Yes, Mr. Spaulding. - Perfectly clear. 922 01:13:11,152 --> 01:13:13,814 The police department will issue a warrant... 923 01:13:13,888 --> 01:13:17,415 for Figg's arrest, Mr. Spaulding, so there won't be... 924 01:13:17,492 --> 01:13:19,585 Mr. Spaulding.! 925 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:23,824 Dr. Schmidt, would you please wake up Mr. Spaulding? 926 01:13:23,898 --> 01:13:27,834 I have no idea how to proceed after arresting Figg. 927 01:13:36,244 --> 01:13:37,939 He's dead. 928 01:13:38,012 --> 01:13:39,877 He's dead? 929 01:13:39,947 --> 01:13:42,541 Yeah. And they say the last thing he did... 930 01:13:42,617 --> 01:13:45,051 was get out a warrant for your arrest. 931 01:13:45,119 --> 01:13:48,111 They're closin' in! Yeah, it's weird, ain't it? 932 01:13:48,189 --> 01:13:50,350 One minute you could be walking around free, 933 01:13:50,425 --> 01:13:52,825 and the next minute you can't even sit up in bed. 934 01:13:52,894 --> 01:13:55,988 We've gotta get to Leo and get that evidence. But there's one problem. 935 01:13:56,063 --> 01:14:00,557 That night watchman likes to sit in the same room and listen to the radio. 936 01:14:00,635 --> 01:14:03,365 It'd be dumb to go up there tonight. 937 01:14:03,438 --> 01:14:06,965 Aaah! Oooh! 938 01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:10,909 Cuisine de France restaurant. Pierre speaking. 939 01:14:10,978 --> 01:14:14,607 Oh, hi, Ema Letha. It's me. 940 01:14:14,682 --> 01:14:18,140 No, I had to do that. They've got a warrant out for me. 941 01:14:18,219 --> 01:14:20,949 Yeah. And old Charley's dead. 942 01:14:21,022 --> 01:14:23,786 That's why they're buryin' him tomorrow. From City Hall. 943 01:14:23,858 --> 01:14:27,919 They're buryin' him... They're buryin' him tomorrow? The guy hasn't even cooled off. 944 01:14:27,995 --> 01:14:29,929 "Bury me quick. " 945 01:14:29,997 --> 01:14:33,592 Oh, everything's just moving so fast, I can't... 946 01:14:33,668 --> 01:14:38,605 Oh, Ema Letha, now, calm is as calm does. 947 01:14:38,673 --> 01:14:42,973 But I mean, when there's a whole city out to get you, why, you just... 948 01:14:43,044 --> 01:14:45,604 Yeah... Huh? Well, yeah, I know, but... 949 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,446 But you see, all the evidence is in Leo, and I gotta get down and get it. 950 01:14:49,517 --> 01:14:52,918 But some fathead night watchman likes to sit there all night. 951 01:14:52,987 --> 01:14:55,820 Huh? What's that? 952 01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:59,417 By golly, Ema Letha, I think you've got something there. 953 01:14:59,494 --> 01:15:02,258 I'll do it! Yeah! 954 01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:06,266 All right, now you tell the attorney general where the evidence is, 955 01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:09,599 and tell him I'll have it in his hands within the next 24 hours. 956 01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:12,161 Yeah. Yeah. Huh? 957 01:15:14,108 --> 01:15:16,770 Yeah, well, I love you too. 958 01:15:18,579 --> 01:15:23,175 Guy, Holl, I think that's neat the way she makes you tell her you love her. 959 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:25,981 Yeah, well, listenin' in on people's conversations... 960 01:15:26,053 --> 01:15:30,012 is right up there in the high echelons of rudeness, Pren. 961 01:15:30,091 --> 01:15:32,525 What are you gonna do? 962 01:15:33,594 --> 01:15:37,223 You'll see. Tomorrow at the funeral. 963 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:50,538 Thank you. Thank you. You're a nice boy. 964 01:15:50,611 --> 01:15:54,138 Here's a shiny penny for your future. 965 01:15:54,215 --> 01:15:56,809 There you go. 966 01:17:01,248 --> 01:17:03,739 It's okay, lady. I'll call the police. 967 01:17:03,818 --> 01:17:06,685 Pren, it's me. Let him go. 968 01:17:06,754 --> 01:17:08,415 Let him go! 969 01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:13,358 You look terrific, Holl. Like that time Maria Ouspenskaya... 970 01:17:13,427 --> 01:17:16,794 Cool it, cool it, cool it. We gotta get to Leo. 971 01:17:16,864 --> 01:17:19,298 See if there's a window open someplace. 972 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,858 Message received and noted. 973 01:17:32,313 --> 01:17:35,874 Uh, are you with the funeral party, madam? 974 01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:38,544 Uh, yes, yes. 975 01:17:38,619 --> 01:17:41,679 Poor Charley was such a kind man. Oh! 976 01:17:41,756 --> 01:17:45,021 Now, now. Oh, thank you. 977 01:18:00,508 --> 01:18:02,669 What are we gonna do after we bury him? 978 01:18:02,743 --> 01:18:05,541 Why do you keep asking that? 979 01:18:05,613 --> 01:18:10,050 And why are you so sharp? Your department couldn't even pick up a clod like Figg. 980 01:18:10,117 --> 01:18:12,984 That's right, you couldn't. 981 01:18:13,054 --> 01:18:17,218 Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please! 982 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,987 Now that I am running things... 983 01:18:21,696 --> 01:18:25,291 All right, we still have to bury old Charley. 984 01:18:25,366 --> 01:18:28,529 Let's go downstairs and get him in the ground. 985 01:18:35,076 --> 01:18:38,568 Hello? What? 986 01:18:38,646 --> 01:18:40,876 It's Gerard at the state capitol. 987 01:18:40,948 --> 01:18:43,781 Hello? The memory bank? 988 01:18:43,851 --> 01:18:46,581 It is? 989 01:18:46,654 --> 01:18:48,815 Oh, my God! 990 01:18:48,889 --> 01:18:50,379 What is it? What? 991 01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:53,222 That same woman just told the attorney general's office... 992 01:18:53,294 --> 01:18:56,491 that the evidence is still in the computer. 993 01:18:56,564 --> 01:18:59,863 Come on. I'll explain on the way to the basement. 994 01:19:09,143 --> 01:19:11,805 Well, it's not working. It's broken. 995 01:19:11,879 --> 01:19:13,972 Robert, just stand aside there. 996 01:19:14,048 --> 01:19:17,950 No wonder it's not working! The cartridge is gone. I'll bet Figg took it. 997 01:19:18,018 --> 01:19:21,181 Let's get another one. What other one? 998 01:19:21,255 --> 01:19:24,952 The company that made this has been out of business for five years. 999 01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:28,051 It'll take us days to have another cartridge made. 1000 01:19:28,129 --> 01:19:31,189 As usual, Charley bought us the Edsel of computers. 1001 01:19:31,265 --> 01:19:33,597 We just can't leave that stuff in there. 1002 01:19:33,667 --> 01:19:36,659 Kermit, I... I'm gonna get a sledgehammer. 1003 01:19:36,737 --> 01:19:40,764 Now, wait a minute, Robert. You always act like a jerk. 1004 01:19:40,841 --> 01:19:43,571 I thought when you became mayor, you wouldn't... 1005 01:19:43,644 --> 01:19:47,705 If we smash this thing, the public will know there was collusion on our part. 1006 01:19:47,782 --> 01:19:50,649 We have got to do something. We can't leave it here. 1007 01:19:50,718 --> 01:19:52,709 Where can we hide it? 1008 01:19:52,787 --> 01:19:55,312 I wonder what old Charley would have done. 1009 01:19:55,389 --> 01:19:57,914 He would've come up with some sort of solution. 1010 01:19:57,992 --> 01:20:00,756 I don't know what old Charley would've done, 1011 01:20:00,828 --> 01:20:03,797 but I've got an idea that would do old Charley credit. 1012 01:20:03,864 --> 01:20:06,662 Ah-hah. Ah-hah! 1013 01:20:24,185 --> 01:20:27,211 But-But-But what are we gonna do about... 1014 01:20:37,731 --> 01:20:40,632 Uh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1015 01:20:40,701 --> 01:20:44,467 Uh, this way, Mother. 1016 01:21:32,853 --> 01:21:36,311 A man whose civic pride... 1017 01:21:36,390 --> 01:21:39,484 was only exceeded... 1018 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,927 by his great personal warmth. 1019 01:21:42,997 --> 01:21:45,227 A man who left his mark... 1020 01:21:45,299 --> 01:21:48,427 on every human being he met, 1021 01:21:48,502 --> 01:21:52,905 every day of his long, rich life. 1022 01:21:52,973 --> 01:21:55,771 Charles Spaulding was in the habit... 1023 01:21:55,843 --> 01:22:00,280 of giving pennies to strangers and to little children. 1024 01:22:00,347 --> 01:22:02,815 But these were not merely pennies. 1025 01:22:02,883 --> 01:22:07,183 They were pieces ofhis boundless... 1026 01:22:07,254 --> 01:22:10,348 bountiful... heart. 1027 01:22:11,926 --> 01:22:15,726 Charles Spaulding was more than a man. 1028 01:22:15,796 --> 01:22:18,697 When it came to civic problems, 1029 01:22:18,766 --> 01:22:21,132 he was a machine. 1030 01:22:21,201 --> 01:22:23,135 A tireless machine. 1031 01:22:23,203 --> 01:22:26,366 Oh, excuse me. Go right back to whatever you're doin'. 1032 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:28,806 Always seeking to find ways and means... 1033 01:22:28,876 --> 01:22:31,106 to improve the financial status... 1034 01:22:31,178 --> 01:22:33,203 of our fine city. 1035 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:36,772 If there was an extra dime... 1036 01:22:36,850 --> 01:22:39,478 that could swell the city coffer... 1037 01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:43,455 Why don't you just announce on a loudspeaker you're looking for me? 1038 01:22:45,793 --> 01:22:48,284 Only recently... 1039 01:22:51,365 --> 01:22:53,799 This is our chance. Come on. 1040 01:22:57,972 --> 01:23:00,634 Be careful! Watch it! 1041 01:23:07,348 --> 01:23:10,408 It can't be! 1042 01:23:10,484 --> 01:23:13,112 Somebody swiped the whole memory bank. 1043 01:23:13,187 --> 01:23:15,178 Where would they hide a thing like that? 1044 01:23:15,255 --> 01:23:20,352 I don't know. It'd be hard to sneak outside. It's probably in the building. 1045 01:23:20,427 --> 01:23:23,726 We gotta find it. I think we oughta cover every inch of this building, 1046 01:23:23,797 --> 01:23:26,925 even if we have to cover every inch of this building. 1047 01:23:27,001 --> 01:23:29,128 Come on. 1048 01:23:31,605 --> 01:23:34,540 Maybe we should've started here on the third floor first. 1049 01:23:34,608 --> 01:23:37,042 Yeah, well, it's good they gave everybody a holiday. 1050 01:23:37,111 --> 01:23:39,705 Come on, let's get started. 1051 01:23:44,251 --> 01:23:49,382 Pren, you saw how big the memory bank was, right? 1052 01:23:49,456 --> 01:23:52,789 Then how come you're lookin' in dumb places like under ashtrays? 1053 01:23:52,860 --> 01:23:55,556 I thought they might've taken it apart. 1054 01:23:55,629 --> 01:23:58,826 They didn't take it apart. They put it someplace big. 1055 01:23:58,899 --> 01:24:01,129 Like maybe in that closet over there. 1056 01:24:17,718 --> 01:24:21,586 Hey, Holl, the... 1057 01:24:21,655 --> 01:24:24,021 Ho... Holl? 1058 01:24:24,091 --> 01:24:26,355 Did you find it? 1059 01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:40,106 Let's get outta here, Holl. I don't like bein'around no dead guy. 1060 01:24:40,174 --> 01:24:43,007 That's my first dead guy. Let's get outta here. 1061 01:24:43,077 --> 01:24:46,604 Why would they say they're burying old Charley and then leave him here? 1062 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:48,841 Do you suppose they forgot him? 1063 01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:53,444 Maybe they buried the computer instead of Mr. Spaulding, for some reason. 1064 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:57,388 You come up with some paperheaded ideas, Pren. Think it through! 1065 01:24:57,458 --> 01:25:01,792 Why would they bury a memory bank instead of a man? Mr. Spaulding needs burying. 1066 01:25:01,862 --> 01:25:07,357 And yet what they did was, they buried the memory bank instead of Mr. Spaulding. 1067 01:25:07,434 --> 01:25:09,902 - Isn't that what I just said? - Yeah. 1068 01:25:09,970 --> 01:25:13,462 But somehow you didn't word it right. Come on! 1069 01:26:02,122 --> 01:26:04,215 Where are the shovels? 1070 01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:07,886 You can't climb the wall and carry shovels at the same time, Holl. 1071 01:26:07,961 --> 01:26:11,954 Back. And don't show yourself over that wall without those shovels. 1072 01:26:35,889 --> 01:26:38,016 Holl! 1073 01:26:38,091 --> 01:26:42,323 Oh, you... You know what you don't have, Pren? Judgment! 1074 01:26:42,396 --> 01:26:44,694 People just don't sneak up on people... 1075 01:26:44,765 --> 01:26:48,201 in a graveyard late at night and tap 'em on the shoulder... you just don't do that! 1076 01:26:48,268 --> 01:26:50,202 Message received and noted. 1077 01:26:50,270 --> 01:26:53,899 Yeah, well... Okay, come on. 1078 01:27:03,183 --> 01:27:06,744 Holl, this is gettin' real scary. 1079 01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:09,812 Which way's the grave? 1080 01:27:09,890 --> 01:27:13,451 Shhh! I've gotta get my bearings. 1081 01:27:33,046 --> 01:27:34,980 Holl? 1082 01:27:35,849 --> 01:27:38,079 Holl? 1083 01:27:49,730 --> 01:27:55,764 Hollis? 1084 01:28:02,476 --> 01:28:05,411 You wanna see a neat little house, Holl? 1085 01:28:05,479 --> 01:28:08,471 That's a tomb! Let's get out of here. 1086 01:28:26,066 --> 01:28:29,934 This is it. Blow out that candle. 1087 01:28:30,003 --> 01:28:32,938 Maybe it's that one over there. 1088 01:28:33,006 --> 01:28:36,100 No, this is it. I remember the flowers. 1089 01:28:36,176 --> 01:28:38,440 That one has flowers too. 1090 01:28:38,512 --> 01:28:41,504 Holl, it's just that... 1091 01:28:41,581 --> 01:28:44,141 I don't wanna go and dig all the way down there... 1092 01:28:44,217 --> 01:28:46,242 and open up the thing... 1093 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,550 and have some old lady starin' up at me... 1094 01:28:48,622 --> 01:28:50,817 with maybe pennies on her eyes. 1095 01:28:53,226 --> 01:28:55,387 Start diggin'. 1096 01:29:11,078 --> 01:29:13,012 That's it! 1097 01:29:26,126 --> 01:29:28,060 Okay. 1098 01:29:29,629 --> 01:29:32,689 All right, now... 1099 01:29:32,766 --> 01:29:35,894 I'll hold the flashlight, and you open it. 1100 01:29:35,969 --> 01:29:39,166 Holl! That's all I need is for that old lady... 1101 01:29:39,239 --> 01:29:42,834 to sit up in that coffin and call me a ghoul or somethin'. 1102 01:29:42,909 --> 01:29:46,072 Like that time Fay Wray sat up in the mummy case... 1103 01:29:46,146 --> 01:29:48,376 after bein' soaked in formaldehyde. 1104 01:29:48,448 --> 01:29:50,473 Prentiss Gates, you open that coffin! 1105 01:29:50,550 --> 01:29:54,179 No. It's my flashlight. You open it. 1106 01:30:03,563 --> 01:30:07,329 If she sits up, drive a wooden stake through her heart. 1107 01:30:07,401 --> 01:30:12,338 Guess who's gonna get a wooden stake through their heart if you don't stop flappin' your jaws? 1108 01:30:24,418 --> 01:30:27,546 It's him! Hi, Leo. 1109 01:30:27,621 --> 01:30:30,249 Thank goodness it's you. 1110 01:30:30,323 --> 01:30:32,723 All right, let's get him out of here. 1111 01:30:32,793 --> 01:30:37,628 We can't get him out of here. He's too heavy. We'd get a triple hernia. 1112 01:30:37,697 --> 01:30:40,131 They only go up to double. But you're right. 1113 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,600 We're just gonna have to run him right here. 1114 01:30:42,669 --> 01:30:45,661 How are we gonna do that, Holl? 1115 01:30:45,739 --> 01:30:48,867 Ever hear of such a thing as an extension cord? 1116 01:30:48,942 --> 01:30:52,139 Message received and noted. 1117 01:30:58,885 --> 01:31:02,548 Uh, hello? I'm sorry to be calling so late, 1118 01:31:02,622 --> 01:31:05,887 but it's sort of an emergency, Mr. Wilson. 1119 01:31:05,959 --> 01:31:09,486 I wonder if you could open the store? 1120 01:31:09,563 --> 01:31:13,966 W-Well, do you have a nice, long extension cord? 1121 01:31:15,101 --> 01:31:17,592 Oh, good. Well, we paced it off. 1122 01:31:17,671 --> 01:31:20,970 We'll need about a mile and a half. 1123 01:31:22,142 --> 01:31:25,134 Mr. Wilson? M... Mr... 1124 01:31:28,248 --> 01:31:30,182 Well, he hung up. 1125 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:34,152 All right, what are we gonna do? 1126 01:31:34,221 --> 01:31:37,281 We gotta get electricity to Leo, Holl. 1127 01:31:37,357 --> 01:31:40,258 Desperate straits take desperate measures. 1128 01:31:40,327 --> 01:31:43,990 Did you say that? Once in a while I get lucky. 1129 01:31:47,334 --> 01:31:50,098 Gunshots, Shouting] 1130 01:31:57,944 --> 01:32:01,038 You forget to turn the electric blanket on again, Lorine? 1131 01:32:01,114 --> 01:32:05,448 I got news for you, Berle. I can't even find the electric blanket. 1132 01:32:09,890 --> 01:32:12,552 Car 34. Car 34. 1133 01:32:12,626 --> 01:32:16,062 Be on the lookout forjuveniles suspected of stealing electrical appliances. 1134 01:32:16,129 --> 01:32:18,393 Ten four. Ten fo... 1135 01:33:25,699 --> 01:33:29,157 All right. Now I'll get down in there and replace the cartridge. 1136 01:33:29,235 --> 01:33:31,669 And you hand me the extension. 1137 01:33:37,477 --> 01:33:40,810 Hey, wouldn't it be weird if you passed out or somethin', 1138 01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:43,542 and tomorrow they buried you and Leo in a common grave? 1139 01:33:43,617 --> 01:33:46,415 Just hand me the rest of the cord. 1140 01:33:46,486 --> 01:33:48,283 That's it. 1141 01:33:48,355 --> 01:33:50,983 What do you mean? Hand me the rest of the cord. 1142 01:33:51,057 --> 01:33:53,719 That's the whole thing, Holl. 1143 01:34:10,010 --> 01:34:13,309 You work and you plan and you figure things out, 1144 01:34:13,380 --> 01:34:16,349 and then life ups and hits you right in the gut... 1145 01:34:16,416 --> 01:34:19,249 and you're three feet short of your goal. 1146 01:34:19,319 --> 01:34:21,810 What's it all about? 1147 01:34:21,888 --> 01:34:24,379 We're all tools. 1148 01:34:24,457 --> 01:34:26,652 Life's just a crock! 1149 01:34:27,927 --> 01:34:30,657 All right. Help me out of here. 1150 01:34:30,730 --> 01:34:33,699 We'll go someplace and get some more extension. 1151 01:34:33,767 --> 01:34:37,863 Okay. Only, why don't you just plug it in right there? 1152 01:34:43,910 --> 01:34:47,175 You mean, that's been there all the time? 1153 01:34:47,247 --> 01:34:49,875 And you knew it? 1154 01:34:49,949 --> 01:34:52,782 I thought you wanted to do it dramatic. 1155 01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:06,630 All right, disconnect some of the extension cord and plug it in there. 1156 01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:10,136 I'm sorry I said that life was just a crock. 1157 01:35:11,504 --> 01:35:13,836 You're a crock! 1158 01:35:27,587 --> 01:35:31,614 What's the matter with Leo? Is he sick or somethin'? 1159 01:35:31,691 --> 01:35:36,560 Are you sure you hooked it in good? Scouts honor. 1160 01:35:53,313 --> 01:35:57,682 That's it, boy. That's it. Come on. 1161 01:35:57,751 --> 01:36:01,517 Come on, now. The evidence. 1162 01:36:24,043 --> 01:36:27,240 Maybe you hurt him when you smacked him or somethin'. 1163 01:36:27,313 --> 01:36:29,406 Quiet, Pren. Quiet. 1164 01:36:50,503 --> 01:36:53,438 Let's get outta here, quick! 1165 01:37:29,108 --> 01:37:33,101 It's no use. 1166 01:37:33,179 --> 01:37:37,411 It's just no use. Blank. 1167 01:37:37,483 --> 01:37:42,546 Yeah. Who cares about some guy named Bellinger who's got a road? 1168 01:37:42,622 --> 01:37:45,284 Shh. Yeah. 1169 01:37:45,358 --> 01:37:47,918 Let me see that card. 1170 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:57,163 This is it! Bellinger Road, the Mercy Hospital. 1171 01:37:57,237 --> 01:37:59,205 The whole works! 1172 01:37:59,272 --> 01:38:01,604 Oh, boy! 1173 01:38:01,674 --> 01:38:04,939 How about this one, Holl? Yeah! Yeah! 1174 01:38:05,011 --> 01:38:07,070 We did it, Pren! We did it! 1175 01:38:07,146 --> 01:38:11,446 We got enough here to put those guys behind bars for the next 300 years! 1176 01:38:11,517 --> 01:38:14,350 We did it, Pren! We did it! 1177 01:38:14,420 --> 01:38:16,684 We did it! Leo, thank you... 1178 01:38:16,756 --> 01:38:18,690 De... Le... 1179 01:38:33,039 --> 01:38:35,701 He's gone, Holl. 1180 01:38:41,180 --> 01:38:45,640 There is no finer thing that a machine can do... 1181 01:38:45,718 --> 01:38:48,619 than to give his last transistor... 1182 01:38:48,688 --> 01:38:52,249 for his friends and his township. 1183 01:39:12,679 --> 01:39:16,809 Oh, Hollis, just look! Isn't Brazil gorgeous? 1184 01:39:16,883 --> 01:39:19,875 It sure is. Everything'd be just perfect... 1185 01:39:19,953 --> 01:39:22,888 if only those rotten crooks hadn't gotten away. 1186 01:39:22,956 --> 01:39:26,756 Hollis, the city gave us this wonderful honeymoon as a reward. 1187 01:39:26,826 --> 01:39:29,158 Let's not spoil it. Okay? 1188 01:39:29,228 --> 01:39:31,560 Okay. 1189 01:39:34,634 --> 01:39:37,660 I hope you people have the honeymoon suite... ready. 1190 01:39:37,737 --> 01:39:40,433 Uh, si, senor. 1191 01:39:44,210 --> 01:39:47,907 Senor, this way. 1192 01:40:08,835 --> 01:40:11,167 Uh, honeymoon suite, please. 1193 01:40:12,839 --> 01:40:16,036 Figg's the name. Mr. and Mrs. F... 1194 01:40:16,109 --> 01:40:20,512 Ah, Senor Figg, welcome. 1195 01:40:25,184 --> 01:40:28,711 It is waiting for you. Your room. 1196 01:40:28,788 --> 01:40:32,690 Attenci�n. 1197 01:40:39,032 --> 01:40:43,093 If there is anything that you wish more, senor, 1198 01:40:43,169 --> 01:40:46,002 you have only to sign for it. 1199 01:40:46,072 --> 01:40:48,233 Hollis, a balcony! 1200 01:40:56,049 --> 01:40:59,712 Ema Letha, did you notice anything weird... 1201 01:40:59,786 --> 01:41:03,244 about the bellman and the desk clerk and the doorman? 1202 01:41:03,322 --> 01:41:05,517 No. Why? 1203 01:41:05,591 --> 01:41:08,253 Well, I... I know this sounds kind of dumb, 1204 01:41:08,327 --> 01:41:12,593 but they all look like the whole city commission back in Dalton. 1205 01:41:12,665 --> 01:41:15,600 You know why? 1206 01:41:15,668 --> 01:41:20,605 Because my boy still has that awful mess on his mind, 1207 01:41:20,673 --> 01:41:24,006 and all he can see are those faces. 1208 01:41:24,077 --> 01:41:26,739 You think so? I know so. 1209 01:41:26,813 --> 01:41:30,180 But I'm gonna change all that. 98261

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