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I SEE THIS EXPERIENCE AS BEING BORN AGAIN. [ BREATHES HEAVILY ]

BEING BORN AGAIN. [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] BORN INTO THE WORLD, FROM THE

[ BREATHES HEAVILY ] BORN INTO THE WORLD, FROM THE WORLD ITSELF.

BORN INTO THE WORLD, FROM THE WORLD ITSELF. AND I DON'T KNOW.

WORLD ITSELF. AND I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING KIND OF

AND I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT.

THERE'S JUST SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT. NOT A RELIGIOUS THING -- I...

BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT. NOT A RELIGIOUS THING -- I... DON'T DIE.

NOT A RELIGIOUS THING -- I... DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE --

[ HEAVY BREATHING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ SEAT BELT CLICKS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

Okay...Okay...Okay.

Okay.

Fucking kidding me.

[ RADIO STATIC ]

[ STATIC STOPS ]

It's gonna work. [ KEYS JINGLE ] It's gonna work.

[ KEYS JINGLE ] It's gonna work. It's gonna work.

It's gonna work. It's gonna work. It's gonna work.

It's gonna work. It's gonna work. [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] RIGHT NOW. FUCK!

RIGHT NOW. FUCK! [ RUMBLING ]

Okay. Maybe this... MAYBE THIS IS SOME KIND OF A FUCKING JOKE, MAN.

MAYBE THIS IS SOME KIND OF A FUCKING JOKE, MAN. This can't possibly be

FUCKING JOKE, MAN. This can't possibly be happening.

This can't possibly be happening. Okay, maybe it's happening, but

happening. Okay, maybe it's happening, but it's -- It's not happening the

Okay, maybe it's happening, but it's -- It's not happening the way that I think it's happening.

it's -- It's not happening the way that I think it's happening. It's just -- It's not happening

way that I think it's happening. It's just -- It's not happening the way that I think it's

It's just -- It's not happening the way that I think it's happening.

[ SIGHS ] [ Chuckling ] YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.

[ Chuckling ] YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. [ RUMBLING ]

[ RUMBLING QUIETS ]

Okay, I got to think this out. I took the morning. I skimmed through the marketing

I took the morning. I skimmed through the marketing research.

I skimmed through the marketing research. I was gonna go meet the client

research. I was gonna go meet the client for lunch.

I was gonna go meet the client for lunch. I was driving, got my car, I was

for lunch. I was driving, got my car, I was on the phone, was talking to

I was driving, got my car, I was on the phone, was talking to Terry.

on the phone, was talking to Terry. Was it raining?

Terry. Was it raining? I can't remember.

Was it raining? I can't remember. Jesus Christ.

OKAY, I'M RECORDING. [ SIGHS ] SO, UM...

[ SIGHS ] SO, UM... I'VE STARTED TALKING TO MYSELF,

SO, UM... I'VE STARTED TALKING TO MYSELF, WHICH I TAKE AS A BAD SIGN IN

I'VE STARTED TALKING TO MYSELF, WHICH I TAKE AS A BAD SIGN IN JUST ABOUT ANY SITUATION.

WHICH I TAKE AS A BAD SIGN IN JUST ABOUT ANY SITUATION. SO, I DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA

JUST ABOUT ANY SITUATION. SO, I DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA ADDRESS MY PHONE.

SO, I DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA ADDRESS MY PHONE. HELLO.

ADDRESS MY PHONE. HELLO. UH...I GUESS -- I GUESS I'M

HELLO. UH...I GUESS -- I GUESS I'M THINKING THAT A DISASTER LIKE

UH...I GUESS -- I GUESS I'M THINKING THAT A DISASTER LIKE THIS WOULD LEAD TO SOME KIND OF

THINKING THAT A DISASTER LIKE THIS WOULD LEAD TO SOME KIND OF A PUBLIC RESPONSE.

THIS WOULD LEAD TO SOME KIND OF A PUBLIC RESPONSE. I THINK IT WOULD HAVE TO.

A PUBLIC RESPONSE. I THINK IT WOULD HAVE TO. WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION,

I THINK IT WOULD HAVE TO. WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE?

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE? IT'S 15, 20 MINUTES TO CALL IT

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE? IT'S 15, 20 MINUTES TO CALL IT IN, HALF AN HOUR TO DISPATCH.

IT'S 15, 20 MINUTES TO CALL IT IN, HALF AN HOUR TO DISPATCH. I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE

IN, HALF AN HOUR TO DISPATCH. I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE THAT LONG.

I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE THAT LONG. IT'S PROBABLY ONLY A COUPLE OF

THAT LONG. IT'S PROBABLY ONLY A COUPLE OF FEET OF DIRT.

IT'S PROBABLY ONLY A COUPLE OF FEET OF DIRT. ALL RIGHT, IT'S 1:48 IN THE

FEET OF DIRT. ALL RIGHT, IT'S 1:48 IN THE AFTERNOON.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S 1:48 IN THE AFTERNOON. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOWN HERE

AFTERNOON. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOWN HERE FOR AN HOUR -- I'M FINE.

I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOWN HERE FOR AN HOUR -- I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

FOR AN HOUR -- I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE. I'M FINE.

EVERYTHING'S FINE. I'M FINE. YOU'RE FINE.

I'M FINE. YOU'RE FINE. EVERYBODY'S FINE.

YOU'RE FINE. EVERYBODY'S FINE. [ TONGUE CLICKS ]

EVERYBODY'S FINE. [ TONGUE CLICKS ] I JUST GOT TO WAIT -- JUST GOT

[ TONGUE CLICKS ] I JUST GOT TO WAIT -- JUST GOT TO WAIT.

I JUST GOT TO WAIT -- JUST GOT TO WAIT. NOTHING TO DO BUT WAIT.

[ RUMBLING ] [ RUMBLING STOPS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ RUSTLING ]

YOU KNOW, MOTHER NATURE JUST CAME BY FOR A LITTLE, UNEXPECTED VISIT, SO...

CAME BY FOR A LITTLE, UNEXPECTED VISIT, SO... Fantastic.

VISIT, SO... Fantastic. HOW WOULD I SELL MUD, I WONDER.

Fantastic. HOW WOULD I SELL MUD, I WONDER. OH, MY GOD.

HOW WOULD I SELL MUD, I WONDER. OH, MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I AM STUCK

OH, MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I AM STUCK DOWN HERE, AND TERRY GOT TO GO

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I AM STUCK DOWN HERE, AND TERRY GOT TO GO TO THE MEETING, AND HE PROBABLY

DOWN HERE, AND TERRY GOT TO GO TO THE MEETING, AND HE PROBABLY FUCKED IT UP.

TO THE MEETING, AND HE PROBABLY FUCKED IT UP. I got to get out of here.

[ CREAKING ]

Okay, that can't be good.

[ SIGHS ] YEP. YOU ARE SLOWLY TILTING TO THE

YEP. YOU ARE SLOWLY TILTING TO THE LEFT, AREN'T YOU?

[ WHIRRING ]

[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

OW! FUCKER.

WHERE ARE YOU?!

[ Panting ] THAT'S 20. THAT'S 20% -- OR 21% OR... OR...

THAT'S 20% -- OR 21% OR... OR... OR SOMETHING.

OR... OR SOMETHING. AND THE...REST IS NITROGEN AND

OR SOMETHING. AND THE...REST IS NITROGEN AND TRACES OF OTHER SHIT, LIKE...

AND THE...REST IS NITROGEN AND TRACES OF OTHER SHIT, LIKE... HYDROGEN AND CARBON DIOXIDE.

TRACES OF OTHER SHIT, LIKE... HYDROGEN AND CARBON DIOXIDE. THAT'S WHY THEY SAY IT'S LIKE

HYDROGEN AND CARBON DIOXIDE. THAT'S WHY THEY SAY IT'S LIKE THE SILENT KILLER.

THAT'S WHY THEY SAY IT'S LIKE THE SILENT KILLER. IT'S THE CO2 THAT KILLS.

THE SILENT KILLER. IT'S THE CO2 THAT KILLS. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB.

IT'S THE CO2 THAT KILLS. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB.

I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB. WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE

I'M LIKE THE FUCKING BLOB. WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE STEVE McQUEEN?

WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE STEVE McQUEEN? STEVE McQUEEN WOULD HAVE FOUND A

STEVE McQUEEN? STEVE McQUEEN WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY OUT OF THIS BY NOW.

STEVE McQUEEN WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY OUT OF THIS BY NOW. STEVE McQUEEN WOULD ALREADY BE

WAY OUT OF THIS BY NOW. STEVE McQUEEN WOULD ALREADY BE UP ON THE SURFACE, AT A BAR,

STEVE McQUEEN WOULD ALREADY BE UP ON THE SURFACE, AT A BAR, HAVING A DRINK AND A SMOKE AND A

UP ON THE SURFACE, AT A BAR, HAVING A DRINK AND A SMOKE AND A LAUGH.

HAVING A DRINK AND A SMOKE AND A LAUGH. I'M DOWN HERE STUCK, BECAUSE I

LAUGH. I'M DOWN HERE STUCK, BECAUSE I WANTED TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA.

I'M DOWN HERE STUCK, BECAUSE I WANTED TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. FUCK.

WANTED TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. FUCK. [ GASPING ]

FUCK. [ GASPING ] WHY DID I MOVE TO CALIFORNIA --

[ GASPING ] WHY DID I MOVE TO CALIFORNIA -- WHERE THERE ARE MUDSLIDES,

WHY DID I MOVE TO CALIFORNIA -- WHERE THERE ARE MUDSLIDES, APPARENTLY?!

WHERE THERE ARE MUDSLIDES, APPARENTLY?! MUDSLIDES.

APPARENTLY?! MUDSLIDES. THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FUCKING

MUDSLIDES. THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FUCKING WATER IN CALIFORNIA, AND THERE

THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FUCKING WATER IN CALIFORNIA, AND THERE ARE MUDSLIDES!

WATER IN CALIFORNIA, AND THERE ARE MUDSLIDES! OH, FUCK.

ARE MUDSLIDES! OH, FUCK. THERE'S NO WATER.

OH, FUCK. THERE'S NO WATER. IT'S A GODDAMN, GLORIFIED

THERE'S NO WATER. IT'S A GODDAMN, GLORIFIED DESERT, BUT WHEN THE WATER

IT'S A GODDAMN, GLORIFIED DESERT, BUT WHEN THE WATER COMES, HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS,

DESERT, BUT WHEN THE WATER COMES, HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, EVERYBODY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA

COMES, HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, EVERYBODY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN IT!

EVERYBODY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN IT! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?!

GET FUCKED IN IT! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, CALIFORNIA.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, CALIFORNIA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING

FUCK YOU, CALIFORNIA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RAISINS.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RAISINS. I MEAN, WHAT A STUPID AD

RAISINS. I MEAN, WHAT A STUPID AD CAMPAIGN THAT WAS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, WHAT A STUPID AD CAMPAIGN THAT WAS, RIGHT? OKAY.

CAMPAIGN THAT WAS, RIGHT? OKAY. I GOT TO CALM DOWN.

OKAY. I GOT TO CALM DOWN. I GOT TO CALM -- I GOT TO CALM

I GOT TO CALM DOWN. I GOT TO CALM -- I GOT TO CALM DOWN.

I GOT TO CALM -- I GOT TO CALM DOWN. I GOT ENOUGH AIR.

DOWN. I GOT ENOUGH AIR. I'M GONNA BE OKAY.

I GOT ENOUGH AIR. I'M GONNA BE OKAY. I JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN.

>> OKAY, COME HERE. >> WHAT? >> COME HERE.

>> WHAT? >> COME HERE. >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

>> COME HERE. >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? >> LOOK, FILM THIS.

>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? >> LOOK, FILM THIS. IT'S RIGHT HERE.

>> LOOK, FILM THIS. IT'S RIGHT HERE. THIS. LOOK AT THIS MESS.

IT'S RIGHT HERE. THIS. LOOK AT THIS MESS. >> HOLY SHIT. WHAT IS THAT?

THIS. LOOK AT THIS MESS. >> HOLY SHIT. WHAT IS THAT? >> MR. DEL ACOSTA, AS YOU CAN

>> HOLY SHIT. WHAT IS THAT? >> MR. DEL ACOSTA, AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR YARD HAS BEEN DECIMATED

>> MR. DEL ACOSTA, AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR YARD HAS BEEN DECIMATED BY A PACK OF UNRULY COYOTES.

SEE, OUR YARD HAS BEEN DECIMATED BY A PACK OF UNRULY COYOTES. THEY COME DOWN FROM THE

BY A PACK OF UNRULY COYOTES. THEY COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS IN THE HOURS BEFORE

THEY COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS IN THE HOURS BEFORE DAWN AND DESTROY OUR HUMBLE YARD

MOUNTAINS IN THE HOURS BEFORE DAWN AND DESTROY OUR HUMBLE YARD THAT I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO

DAWN AND DESTROY OUR HUMBLE YARD THAT I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO CREATE.

THAT I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO CREATE. >> EXCUSE ME. SORRY.

CREATE. >> EXCUSE ME. SORRY. CAN I JUST -- CAN I ASK A

>> EXCUSE ME. SORRY. CAN I JUST -- CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

CAN I JUST -- CAN I ASK A QUESTION? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?

QUESTION? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HIM? >> TALK TO WHO?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HIM? >> TALK TO WHO? >> OUR LANDLORD, DEL ACOSTA.

>> TALK TO WHO? >> OUR LANDLORD, DEL ACOSTA. >> I AM TALKING TO HIM.

>> OUR LANDLORD, DEL ACOSTA. >> I AM TALKING TO HIM. YOU'RE FILMING ME TALKING TO

>> I AM TALKING TO HIM. YOU'RE FILMING ME TALKING TO HIM.

YOU'RE FILMING ME TALKING TO HIM. >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST -- IT'S

HIM. >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST -- IT'S A LITTLE ANTAGONISTIC.

>> I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST -- IT'S A LITTLE ANTAGONISTIC. DON'T YOU THINK?

A LITTLE ANTAGONISTIC. DON'T YOU THINK? >> I'M PROTECTING MY RIGHTS,

DON'T YOU THINK? >> I'M PROTECTING MY RIGHTS, JACKSON.

>> I'M PROTECTING MY RIGHTS, JACKSON. WE PAY RENT FOR THIS PLACE.

JACKSON. WE PAY RENT FOR THIS PLACE. >> UH-HUH.

WE PAY RENT FOR THIS PLACE. >> UH-HUH. >> I'LL PROBABLY JUST USE IT FOR

>> UH-HUH. >> I'LL PROBABLY JUST USE IT FOR MY SMALL-CLAIMS CLASS.

>> I'LL PROBABLY JUST USE IT FOR MY SMALL-CLAIMS CLASS. BUT STILL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO

MY SMALL-CLAIMS CLASS. BUT STILL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO DOCUMENT.

BUT STILL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO DOCUMENT. JUST COVERING MY ASS HERE.

DOCUMENT. JUST COVERING MY ASS HERE. >> I THOUGHT I WAS COVERING YOUR

JUST COVERING MY ASS HERE. >> I THOUGHT I WAS COVERING YOUR ASS.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS COVERING YOUR ASS. >> MY GOD. GIVE ME THAT.

ASS. >> MY GOD. GIVE ME THAT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> MY GOD. GIVE ME THAT. >> [ LAUGHS ] WHAT?

>> [ LAUGHS ] WHAT? STOP IT.

WHAT? STOP IT. >> SEE HOW THIS FEELS?

STOP IT. >> SEE HOW THIS FEELS? >> YEAH, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.

>> SEE HOW THIS FEELS? >> YEAH, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD. >> FEELS -- OH, IT FEELS GOOD?

>> YEAH, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD. >> FEELS -- OH, IT FEELS GOOD? >> YEAH.

>> FEELS -- OH, IT FEELS GOOD? >> YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO TRY?

>> YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO TRY? >> YEAH.

YOU WANT ME TO TRY? >> YEAH. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> YEAH. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] MR. DEL ACOSTA -- WELL, YOU'RE

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] MR. DEL ACOSTA -- WELL, YOU'RE MOVING IN ON ME.

MR. DEL ACOSTA -- WELL, YOU'RE MOVING IN ON ME. YOU -- STOP IT.

MOVING IN ON ME. YOU -- STOP IT. >> THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

YOU -- STOP IT. >> THAT'S HOW IT FEELS. >> YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN.

>> THAT'S HOW IT FEELS. >> YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN. I JUST -- I'M SAYING, I NEED TO

>> YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN. I JUST -- I'M SAYING, I NEED TO SEE MORE PASSION.

I JUST -- I'M SAYING, I NEED TO SEE MORE PASSION. I NEED MORE PASSION, OKAY?

SEE MORE PASSION. I NEED MORE PASSION, OKAY? >> YOU WANT TO SEE PASSION?

I NEED MORE PASSION, OKAY? >> YOU WANT TO SEE PASSION? >> YEAH.

>> [ SIGHS ] I SHOULD HAVE GONE SHOPPING FOR THAT STUFF.

I SHOULD HAVE GONE SHOPPING FOR THAT STUFF. [ SIGHS ]

THAT STUFF. [ SIGHS ] I better save my battery.

ENDEARA SPRINGS... I'M SO SORRY. WHAT IS THE LINE? WHAT IS THE SLOGAN?

I'M SO SORRY. WHAT IS THE LINE? WHAT IS THE SLOGAN? >> JUST DRINK IT.

WHAT IS THE SLOGAN? >> JUST DRINK IT. >> DO I SAY, "JUST DRINK IT," OR

>> JUST DRINK IT. >> DO I SAY, "JUST DRINK IT," OR DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST DRINK IT?

>> DO I SAY, "JUST DRINK IT," OR DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST DRINK IT? I'M SORRY.

DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST DRINK IT? I'M SORRY. >> JUST POP THE CAP OPEN AND

I'M SORRY. >> JUST POP THE CAP OPEN AND START DRINKING IT.

>> JUST POP THE CAP OPEN AND START DRINKING IT. >> OH. I'M SORRY.

START DRINKING IT. >> OH. I'M SORRY. >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

>> OH. I'M SORRY. >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? >> IT'S -- THE CAP'S NOT COMING

>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? >> IT'S -- THE CAP'S NOT COMING OFF.

>> IT'S -- THE CAP'S NOT COMING OFF. IS THIS GLUED?

OFF. IS THIS GLUED? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GET THIS

IS THIS GLUED? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GET THIS OPEN.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GET THIS OPEN. IT'S JUST -- I'M SORRY.

OPEN. IT'S JUST -- I'M SORRY. >> YOU GOT IT.

IT'S JUST -- I'M SORRY. >> YOU GOT IT. JUST KEEP GOING. COME ON.

>> YOU GOT IT. JUST KEEP GOING. COME ON. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

JUST KEEP GOING. COME ON. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> [ Distorted ] JACKSON?

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> [ Distorted ] JACKSON? WAKE UP!

>> [ Distorted ] JACKSON? WAKE UP! OW.

WAKE UP! OW. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW,

OW. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. OW!

OW, OW, OW. OW! Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp,

OW! Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.

Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp. AH.

cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp. AH. OH.

[ SIGHS ]

Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Over five hours passed.

Oh, my God. Over five hours passed. Oh, my God.

Over five hours passed. Oh, my God. I wonder if I'm tired because

Oh, my God. I wonder if I'm tired because I'm running out of oxygen.

I wonder if I'm tired because I'm running out of oxygen. NO, YOU'RE TIRED BECAUSE YOU

I'm running out of oxygen. NO, YOU'RE TIRED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT.

NO, YOU'RE TIRED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT. JUST -- YOU JUST DIDN'T SLEEP

HAVEN'T SLEPT. JUST -- YOU JUST DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

JUST -- YOU JUST DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE WORKING ON THE PITCH.

LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE WORKING ON THE PITCH. YOU WERE UP LATE, SO...

YOU WERE WORKING ON THE PITCH. YOU WERE UP LATE, SO... [ SIGHS ]

YOU WERE UP LATE, SO... [ SIGHS ] IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG.

[ SIGHS ] IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. JUST RELAX.

IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. JUST RELAX. Relax.

ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME SOMETHING HOLLOW.

UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH.

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH! BLECH. UGH.

I WAS PLANNING ON MASTURBATING, TOO. OHHH, SCRATCH THAT IDEA.

TOO. OHHH, SCRATCH THAT IDEA. [ GLASS CRACKS ]

OHHH, SCRATCH THAT IDEA. [ GLASS CRACKS ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

[ GLASS CRACKS ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. NO. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

NO, NO, NO. NO. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. SHIT!

Okay.

[ CREAKING ]

Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck. Why did I do that?

fuck, fuck, fuck. Why did I do that? Why did I just do that?

Why did I do that? Why did I just do that? Oh, man.

Why did I just do that? Oh, man. OH, FUCK IT.

OH, GOD, THAT WAS GOOD. Okay.

[ Voice breaking ] I KNOW I'M NOT THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

NOT THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. BUT I'M ALSO -- I'M NOT THE

WORLD. BUT I'M ALSO -- I'M NOT THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

BUT I'M ALSO -- I'M NOT THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. AND I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SAY

WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. AND I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS, THAT...

AND I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS, THAT... [ SIGHS ]

THIS, THAT... [ SIGHS ] ...IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS,

[ SIGHS ] ...IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS, THEN I -- I KNOW YOU'VE HEARD

...IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS, THEN I -- I KNOW YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE, BUT IF YOU GET ME

THEN I -- I KNOW YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE, BUT IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS, I MEAN IT.

THIS BEFORE, BUT IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS, I MEAN IT. I WILL DO ANYTHING.

OUT OF THIS, I MEAN IT. I WILL DO ANYTHING. [ Voice breaking ] I WILL DO

I WILL DO ANYTHING. [ Voice breaking ] I WILL DO ANYTHING.

[ Voice breaking ] I WILL DO ANYTHING. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

ANYTHING. [ CLEARS THROAT ] ANYTHING.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] ANYTHING. I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SEE

ANYTHING. I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SEE LAURIE AGAIN.

I JUST -- I JUST WANT TO SEE LAURIE AGAIN. I JUST HAD TO RECORD THIS

LAURIE AGAIN. I JUST HAD TO RECORD THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT

I JUST HAD TO RECORD THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BANDS STILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY

BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BANDS STILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO RECORD THEIR SHIT ON VINYL.

BANDS STILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO RECORD THEIR SHIT ON VINYL. WHAT IS THAT?

TO RECORD THEIR SHIT ON VINYL. WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT, LIKE, SOME COOL HIPSTER

WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT, LIKE, SOME COOL HIPSTER THING THAT I'M NOT AWARE OF?

IS THAT, LIKE, SOME COOL HIPSTER THING THAT I'M NOT AWARE OF? >> I DON'T KNOW.

THING THAT I'M NOT AWARE OF? >> I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE IT, THOUGH, THE

>> I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE IT, THOUGH, THE SONG?

DO YOU LIKE IT, THOUGH, THE SONG? >> WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

SONG? >> WHAT'S IT ABOUT? >> HEROIN.

>> WHAT'S IT ABOUT? >> HEROIN. >> I WAS GONNA SAY HEROIN,

>> HEROIN. >> I WAS GONNA SAY HEROIN, ACTUALLY.

>> I WAS GONNA SAY HEROIN, ACTUALLY. >> OH, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN

ACTUALLY. >> OH, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN CORRECT.

>> OH, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN CORRECT. >> HMM.

CORRECT. >> HMM. "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING."

>> HMM. "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." YEAH.

"RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." YEAH. I THINK THAT'S DRUG-INFLUENCED.

YEAH. I THINK THAT'S DRUG-INFLUENCED. >> DO YOU LIKE IT?

I THINK THAT'S DRUG-INFLUENCED. >> DO YOU LIKE IT? >> I MEAN, IT'S OKAY.

>> DO YOU LIKE IT? >> I MEAN, IT'S OKAY. WHY?

>> I MEAN, IT'S OKAY. WHY? >> 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, IF YOU

WHY? >> 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, IF YOU LIKED IT, YOU COULD GIVE IT TO

>> 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, IF YOU LIKED IT, YOU COULD GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY.

LIKED IT, YOU COULD GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY. >> IS THAT WAS THAT WAS ALL

SOMEBODY. >> IS THAT WAS THAT WAS ALL ABOUT, ME JUST PLAYING THIS SO

>> IS THAT WAS THAT WAS ALL ABOUT, ME JUST PLAYING THIS SO THAT YOU COULD ASK ME FOR

ABOUT, ME JUST PLAYING THIS SO THAT YOU COULD ASK ME FOR ANOTHER FAVOR FOR YOUR BROTHER?

THAT YOU COULD ASK ME FOR ANOTHER FAVOR FOR YOUR BROTHER? >> I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S A

ANOTHER FAVOR FOR YOUR BROTHER? >> I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S A LOSER, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW

>> I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S A LOSER, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW PEOPLE.

LOSER, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW PEOPLE. YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS.

PEOPLE. YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS. MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE IT TO

YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS. MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE.

MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE. >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I NEVER

SOMEONE. >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I NEVER SAID THAT YOUR BROTHER WAS A

>> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I NEVER SAID THAT YOUR BROTHER WAS A LOSER.

SAID THAT YOUR BROTHER WAS A LOSER. I JUST THINK HE'S REALLY

LOSER. I JUST THINK HE'S REALLY UNRELIABLE.

I JUST THINK HE'S REALLY UNRELIABLE. AND SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T WORK

UNRELIABLE. AND SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T WORK IN RADIO.

AND SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T WORK IN RADIO. I WORK IN COMMERCIALS.

IN RADIO. I WORK IN COMMERCIALS. I'VE TOLD YOU THIS.

I WORK IN COMMERCIALS. I'VE TOLD YOU THIS. WHAT CAN I DO?

I'VE TOLD YOU THIS. WHAT CAN I DO? >> YOU BROADCAST YOUR

WHAT CAN I DO? >> YOU BROADCAST YOUR COMMERCIALS ON THE RADIO.

>> YOU BROADCAST YOUR COMMERCIALS ON THE RADIO. >> LOOK AT THE LITTLE LAWYER

COMMERCIALS ON THE RADIO. >> LOOK AT THE LITTLE LAWYER NAILING ME ON A TECHNICALITY.

>> LOOK AT THE LITTLE LAWYER NAILING ME ON A TECHNICALITY. THAT'S TRUE.

NAILING ME ON A TECHNICALITY. THAT'S TRUE. >> HE LOOKS UP TO YOU.

THAT'S TRUE. >> HE LOOKS UP TO YOU. YOU KNOW, HE THINKS YOU'RE COOL.

>> HE LOOKS UP TO YOU. YOU KNOW, HE THINKS YOU'RE COOL. >> OH, COME ON.

YOU KNOW, HE THINKS YOU'RE COOL. >> OH, COME ON. THAT IS SUCH B.S.

>> OH, COME ON. THAT IS SUCH B.S. YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T EVEN USE

THAT IS SUCH B.S. YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T EVEN USE THE WORD "COOL."

YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T EVEN USE THE WORD "COOL." AND HE WOULDN'T USE IT TO

THE WORD "COOL." AND HE WOULDN'T USE IT TO DESCRIBE ME.

AND HE WOULDN'T USE IT TO DESCRIBE ME. I'M AND "AD" MAN.

DESCRIBE ME. I'M AND "AD" MAN. I LIKE EVERYTHING ROCK AND ROLL

I'M AND "AD" MAN. I LIKE EVERYTHING ROCK AND ROLL IS AGAINST.

I LIKE EVERYTHING ROCK AND ROLL IS AGAINST. >> IS THAT A NO?

IS AGAINST. >> IS THAT A NO? >> YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY YOU'RE

>> IS THAT A NO? >> YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE.

>> YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE. YOU KNOW THAT?

CUTE. YOU KNOW THAT? [ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW THAT? [ SIGHS ] HAVE HIM CONVERT IT TO AN MP3,

[ SIGHS ] HAVE HIM CONVERT IT TO AN MP3, AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

HAVE HIM CONVERT IT TO AN MP3, AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR

AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR EASTER?

AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR EASTER? >> NO. NEVER.

EASTER? >> NO. NEVER. EASTER IS IMPORTANT, JACKSON.

>> NO. NEVER. EASTER IS IMPORTANT, JACKSON. THE EASTER EGG REPRESENTS NEW

EASTER IS IMPORTANT, JACKSON. THE EASTER EGG REPRESENTS NEW LIFE, RESURRECTION.

THE EASTER EGG REPRESENTS NEW LIFE, RESURRECTION. >> OKAY.

LIFE, RESURRECTION. >> OKAY. >> THE EGG LAYS DORMANT WITH ITS

>> OKAY. >> THE EGG LAYS DORMANT WITH ITS LIFE SUSPENDED UNTIL IT'S READY

>> THE EGG LAYS DORMANT WITH ITS LIFE SUSPENDED UNTIL IT'S READY TO HATCH INTO SOMETHING NEW.

LIFE SUSPENDED UNTIL IT'S READY TO HATCH INTO SOMETHING NEW. >> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

TO HATCH INTO SOMETHING NEW. >> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. IS THAT WHY YOU BOIL THE SHIT

>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. IS THAT WHY YOU BOIL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEN SOAK THEM

IS THAT WHY YOU BOIL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEN SOAK THEM IN FOOD COLORING?

OUT OF THEM AND THEN SOAK THEM IN FOOD COLORING? >> I'M A BELIEVER.

IN FOOD COLORING? >> I'M A BELIEVER. YOU WANT TO GO HUNT SOME EGGS?

>> I'M A BELIEVER. YOU WANT TO GO HUNT SOME EGGS? >> IF THAT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT

YOU WANT TO GO HUNT SOME EGGS? >> IF THAT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS.

>> IF THAT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS. COME ON, BABE.

MEANS. COME ON, BABE. IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE EASTER

COME ON, BABE. IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE EASTER ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE EASTER ANYMORE. >> OKAY.

ANYMORE. >> OKAY. >> YEAH? YOU READY?

>> OKAY. >> YEAH? YOU READY? >> YEAH.

>> YEAH? YOU READY? >> YEAH. >> WOW. FINALLY.

>> YEAH. >> WOW. FINALLY. WHOA.

>> WOW. FINALLY. WHOA. YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD EASTER-EGG

WHOA. YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD EASTER-EGG HUNTS LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A

YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD EASTER-EGG HUNTS LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID.

HUNTS LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID. >> AAH!

KID. >> AAH! >> WHAT?

>> AAH! >> WHAT? WHAT?

>> WHAT? WHAT? >> NO, NO! NO!

WHAT? >> NO, NO! NO! >> WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?

>> NO, NO! NO! >> WHY ARE YOU SO SHY? I THINK I'M DONE WITH THE

>> WHY ARE YOU SO SHY? I THINK I'M DONE WITH THE FILMING.

I THINK I'M DONE WITH THE FILMING. >> NO, NO, NO.

FILMING. >> NO, NO, NO. KEEP FILMING.

>> NO, NO, NO. KEEP FILMING. >> OKAY.

KEEP FILMING. >> OKAY. I MEAN, I WON'T HAVE MY HANDS

>> OKAY. I MEAN, I WON'T HAVE MY HANDS FREE FOR "HUNTING."

I MEAN, I WON'T HAVE MY HANDS FREE FOR "HUNTING." >> WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT

FREE FOR "HUNTING." >> WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE HUNTING.

>> WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE HUNTING. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M

YOU'RE HUNTING. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M HUNTING?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M HUNTING? EGGS.

HUNTING? EGGS. >> WELL, YOU ALREADY FOUND MINE.

EGGS. >> WELL, YOU ALREADY FOUND MINE. OH, COME ON.

>> WELL, YOU ALREADY FOUND MINE. OH, COME ON. EASTER EGG IS, LIKE, THE PERFECT

OH, COME ON. EASTER EGG IS, LIKE, THE PERFECT METAPHOR.

EASTER EGG IS, LIKE, THE PERFECT METAPHOR. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

METAPHOR. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> YEAH.

>> NO MORE MIRACLES. I'M NOT GONNA CONVINCE MYSELF THAT GOD IS GONNA REACH DOWN AND

I'M NOT GONNA CONVINCE MYSELF THAT GOD IS GONNA REACH DOWN AND PULL ME OUT OF THIS SHIT.

THAT GOD IS GONNA REACH DOWN AND PULL ME OUT OF THIS SHIT. [ SIGHS ]

PULL ME OUT OF THIS SHIT. [ SIGHS ] I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES.

[ SIGHS ] I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,

I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF.

YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF. [ British accent ] BURMA.

YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF. [ British accent ] BURMA. WHY DID YOU SAY BURMA?

[ British accent ] BURMA. WHY DID YOU SAY BURMA? I PANICKED.

WHY DID YOU SAY BURMA? I PANICKED. [ Normal voice ] FORGET THE

I PANICKED. [ Normal voice ] FORGET THE PENGUIN ON THE TELLY.

[ Normal voice ] FORGET THE PENGUIN ON THE TELLY. IT AIN'T BURMA ANYMORE.

PENGUIN ON THE TELLY. IT AIN'T BURMA ANYMORE. NO, SIR.

IT AIN'T BURMA ANYMORE. NO, SIR. DON'T LIKE YOUR NAME?

NO, SIR. DON'T LIKE YOUR NAME? WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

DON'T LIKE YOUR NAME? WELL, THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN CHANGE IT FOR YOU.

WELL, THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN CHANGE IT FOR YOU. WE'RE IN ADVERTISING.

WE CAN CHANGE IT FOR YOU. WE'RE IN ADVERTISING. SHIT, WE CAN CHANGE ANYTHING.

WE'RE IN ADVERTISING. SHIT, WE CAN CHANGE ANYTHING. RECENTLY TOPPLED YOUR NATIONAL

SHIT, WE CAN CHANGE ANYTHING. RECENTLY TOPPLED YOUR NATIONAL GOVERNMENT?

RECENTLY TOPPLED YOUR NATIONAL GOVERNMENT? WELL, TERRIFIC.

GOVERNMENT? WELL, TERRIFIC. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU KNOW?

WELL, TERRIFIC. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU KNOW? WHAT IS YOUR CHIEF EXPORT?

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU KNOW? WHAT IS YOUR CHIEF EXPORT? HEROIN?

WHAT IS YOUR CHIEF EXPORT? HEROIN? WELL, YOU KNOW THAT USED TO BE A

HEROIN? WELL, YOU KNOW THAT USED TO BE A PROBLEM, BUT WE FIND THAT PEOPLE

WELL, YOU KNOW THAT USED TO BE A PROBLEM, BUT WE FIND THAT PEOPLE ARE A LOT MORE AMENABLE TO HOW

PROBLEM, BUT WE FIND THAT PEOPLE ARE A LOT MORE AMENABLE TO HOW GOVERNMENTS REMAIN PROFITABLE

ARE A LOT MORE AMENABLE TO HOW GOVERNMENTS REMAIN PROFITABLE THESE DAYS.

GOVERNMENTS REMAIN PROFITABLE THESE DAYS. TAKE BOTTLED WATER FOR INSTANCE.

THESE DAYS. TAKE BOTTLED WATER FOR INSTANCE. YOU KNOW?

TAKE BOTTLED WATER FOR INSTANCE. YOU KNOW? WHAT BETTER WAY TO MAKE MONEY

YOU KNOW? WHAT BETTER WAY TO MAKE MONEY THAN TO SELL OFF YOUR WATER

WHAT BETTER WAY TO MAKE MONEY THAN TO SELL OFF YOUR WATER RIGHTS TO A PRIVATE CORPORATION

THAN TO SELL OFF YOUR WATER RIGHTS TO A PRIVATE CORPORATION WHO'S GONNA BOTTLE IT AND SELL

RIGHTS TO A PRIVATE CORPORATION WHO'S GONNA BOTTLE IT AND SELL IT BACK TO YOUR POOR CITIZENS,

WHO'S GONNA BOTTLE IT AND SELL IT BACK TO YOUR POOR CITIZENS, WHO CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO BUY IT?

IT BACK TO YOUR POOR CITIZENS, WHO CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO BUY IT? BOTTLED WATER.

OKAY, I HAVE NEWSPAPER, PLASTIC BAGS, SHIRTS, AND FIVE WIRE HANGERS.

BAGS, SHIRTS, AND FIVE WIRE HANGERS. SPOOL OF TWINE, TWO MAGIC

HANGERS. SPOOL OF TWINE, TWO MAGIC MARKERS, ABOUT A HALF A ROLL OF

SPOOL OF TWINE, TWO MAGIC MARKERS, ABOUT A HALF A ROLL OF TAPE, A QUART OF MOTOR OIL,

MARKERS, ABOUT A HALF A ROLL OF TAPE, A QUART OF MOTOR OIL, THREE EMPTY BOTTLES OF WATER,

TAPE, A QUART OF MOTOR OIL, THREE EMPTY BOTTLES OF WATER, ONE MagLite FLASHLIGHT.

THREE EMPTY BOTTLES OF WATER, ONE MagLite FLASHLIGHT. I HAVE MY iPHONE WITH EAR BUDS,

ONE MagLite FLASHLIGHT. I HAVE MY iPHONE WITH EAR BUDS, ONE PACKET OF TISSUES, MY NAIL

I HAVE MY iPHONE WITH EAR BUDS, ONE PACKET OF TISSUES, MY NAIL CLIPPER, ONE PAIR OF GARDENING

ONE PACKET OF TISSUES, MY NAIL CLIPPER, ONE PAIR OF GARDENING GLOVES, ONE BLANKET, ONE BICYCLE

CLIPPER, ONE PAIR OF GARDENING GLOVES, ONE BLANKET, ONE BICYCLE PUMP, FIVE CASSETTE TAPES --

GLOVES, ONE BLANKET, ONE BICYCLE PUMP, FIVE CASSETTE TAPES -- INCLUDING "BUSHMEN OF THE

PUMP, FIVE CASSETTE TAPES -- INCLUDING "BUSHMEN OF THE KALAHARI 2."

INCLUDING "BUSHMEN OF THE KALAHARI 2." WHEN THE HELL DID I BUY THAT?

KALAHARI 2." WHEN THE HELL DID I BUY THAT? TWO FOLDABLE CAMPING CHAIRS IN A

WHEN THE HELL DID I BUY THAT? TWO FOLDABLE CAMPING CHAIRS IN A PLEASING BLUE CARRYING CASE.

TWO FOLDABLE CAMPING CHAIRS IN A PLEASING BLUE CARRYING CASE. [ SIGHS ]

PLEASING BLUE CARRYING CASE. [ SIGHS ] I should be able to do something

[ SIGHS ] I should be able to do something with this stuff.

OW. DAMN IT. AAH.

Come on, come on, come on. There we go. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

There we go. Yes, yes, yes, yes. [ CLAPS ]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. [ CLAPS ] OH, MY GOD.

[ CLAPS ] OH, MY GOD. AHH.

OH, MY GOD. AHH. I TELL YOU.

AHH. I TELL YOU. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE

I TELL YOU. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE YOU GOT TO APPRECIATE.

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE YOU GOT TO APPRECIATE. NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU,

YOU GOT TO APPRECIATE. NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, BUDDY.

NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, BUDDY. I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT

BUDDY. I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. [ SIGHS ]

[ COUGHS ]

AAH! AAH! [ GRUNTS ]

AAH! [ GRUNTS ] UHH...

OH, YEAH. There you go.

Nice.

Phew. Lunch break.

Okay. WHAT IS ON THE MENU? LET ME SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

WHAT IS ON THE MENU? LET ME SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT. WE HAVE WHITE-FUDGE-COVERED

LET ME SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT. WE HAVE WHITE-FUDGE-COVERED PRETZELS.

WE HAVE WHITE-FUDGE-COVERED PRETZELS. OH, MY GOD.

PRETZELS. OH, MY GOD. [ SNIFFS ]

OH, MY GOD. [ SNIFFS ] NOT TOO MANY, SO TAKE IT SLOW.

[ SNIFFS ] NOT TOO MANY, SO TAKE IT SLOW. GUARANTEED TO BE THE BEST MEAL

NOT TOO MANY, SO TAKE IT SLOW. GUARANTEED TO BE THE BEST MEAL YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE.

GUARANTEED TO BE THE BEST MEAL YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

OH, MY GOD. MM, WE ALSO HAVE, TO WASH IT DOWN, SILTY MUD WATER.

MM, WE ALSO HAVE, TO WASH IT DOWN, SILTY MUD WATER. THE LESS I SAY ABOUT THAT, THE

DOWN, SILTY MUD WATER. THE LESS I SAY ABOUT THAT, THE BETTER.

[ SPITS ] MMM. GRITTY, BUT GOOD. [ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ British accent ] TODAY, IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, THE ANCIENT TOMB OF JEEP CHEROKEE WAS

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, THE ANCIENT TOMB OF JEEP CHEROKEE WAS UNCOVERED ALONG WITH THE

TOMB OF JEEP CHEROKEE WAS UNCOVERED ALONG WITH THE MUMMIFIED REMAINS OF ONE

UNCOVERED ALONG WITH THE MUMMIFIED REMAINS OF ONE JACKSON ALDER.

MUMMIFIED REMAINS OF ONE JACKSON ALDER. ALDER, A CAUCASIAN MALE, WAS

JACKSON ALDER. ALDER, A CAUCASIAN MALE, WAS BELIEVED TO BE IN HIS EARLY 30s

ALDER, A CAUCASIAN MALE, WAS BELIEVED TO BE IN HIS EARLY 30s AT THE TIME OF HIS UNSCHEDULED

BELIEVED TO BE IN HIS EARLY 30s AT THE TIME OF HIS UNSCHEDULED MUMMIFICATION.

AT THE TIME OF HIS UNSCHEDULED MUMMIFICATION. HISTORICAL FACEBOOK RECORDS

MUMMIFICATION. HISTORICAL FACEBOOK RECORDS INDICATE THAT ALDER WAS A MEMBER

HISTORICAL FACEBOOK RECORDS INDICATE THAT ALDER WAS A MEMBER OF THE GROUPS "IF ONE MILLION

INDICATE THAT ALDER WAS A MEMBER OF THE GROUPS "IF ONE MILLION PEOPLE JOIN THIS GROUP, NOTHING

OF THE GROUPS "IF ONE MILLION PEOPLE JOIN THIS GROUP, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN" AND "I STILL PLAY

PEOPLE JOIN THIS GROUP, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN" AND "I STILL PLAY THAT GAME WHERE THE GROUND IS

WILL HAPPEN" AND "I STILL PLAY THAT GAME WHERE THE GROUND IS LAVA."

THAT GAME WHERE THE GROUND IS LAVA." SCIENTISTS ARE RUNNING TESTS ON

LAVA." SCIENTISTS ARE RUNNING TESTS ON HIS REMAINS TO DETERMINE WHAT

SCIENTISTS ARE RUNNING TESTS ON HIS REMAINS TO DETERMINE WHAT ALDER'S DIET CONSISTED OF, HOW

HIS REMAINS TO DETERMINE WHAT ALDER'S DIET CONSISTED OF, HOW OFTEN HE ENGAGED IN THE SEX ACT,

ALDER'S DIET CONSISTED OF, HOW OFTEN HE ENGAGED IN THE SEX ACT, AND WHETHER OR NOT HE CAN BE

OFTEN HE ENGAGED IN THE SEX ACT, AND WHETHER OR NOT HE CAN BE REANIMATED.

AND WHETHER OR NOT HE CAN BE REANIMATED. FOR FUTURISTIC BBC NEWS, I'M

REANIMATED. FOR FUTURISTIC BBC NEWS, I'M ETHAN HAWKE.

FOR FUTURISTIC BBC NEWS, I'M ETHAN HAWKE. GOOD NIGHT.

[ GRUNTS ]

Let's go. Let's go. Yes. Nice.

Oh, yes. [ GRUNTS ] [ PANTING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ PANTING ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ PANTING ] [ GRUNTS ] [ PANTING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ PANTING ] [ GRUNTS ]

AAH! OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY. OKAY. [ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTING INTENSIFIES ]

[ GASPS ]

Please, please, please.

OH, YEAH! WHOO! HEY!

WHOO! HEY! I'M DOWN HERE!

HEY! I'M DOWN HERE! OH!

I'M DOWN HERE! OH! OH, GOD.

OH! OH, GOD. I'M DOWN HERE!

OH, GOD. I'M DOWN HERE! COME ON DOWN!

I'M DOWN HERE! COME ON DOWN! THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM!

COME ON DOWN! THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM! [ CHUCKLES ]

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM! [ CHUCKLES ] WE GOT MUDDY WATER TO DRINK AND

[ CHUCKLES ] WE GOT MUDDY WATER TO DRINK AND A COUPLE OF FUDGE-COVERED

WE GOT MUDDY WATER TO DRINK AND A COUPLE OF FUDGE-COVERED PRETZELS!

A COUPLE OF FUDGE-COVERED PRETZELS! OKAY.

PRETZELS! OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. NEXT IS WAIT FOR IT TO FILL UP

OKAY. OKAY. NEXT IS WAIT FOR IT TO FILL UP WITH AIR.

NEXT IS WAIT FOR IT TO FILL UP WITH AIR. [ SIGHS ]

WITH AIR. [ SIGHS ] FUCK THAT. I'M NOT WAITING.

OKAY. OKAY. Okay.

OKAY. Okay. AND YOU ARE GONNA WORK JUST LIKE

Okay. AND YOU ARE GONNA WORK JUST LIKE A CHIMNEY.

AND YOU ARE GONNA WORK JUST LIKE A CHIMNEY. AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK.

HELP ME! HELP ME! Shit.

HELP ME! Shit. I'M DOWN HERE!

Shit. I'M DOWN HERE! AHH.

I'M DOWN HERE! AHH. FUCK!

AHH. FUCK! GOD!

FUCK! GOD! [ COUGHS ]

GOD! [ COUGHS ] OH, BRILLIANT.

[ COUGHS ] OH, BRILLIANT. [ COUGHS ]

OH, BRILLIANT. [ COUGHS ] OKAY.

[ COUGHS ] OKAY. [ Mumbling ] MY TUBE TV.

OKAY. [ Mumbling ] MY TUBE TV. WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TUBE TV?

[ Mumbling ] MY TUBE TV. WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TUBE TV? OH, DAVID LETTERMAN.

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TUBE TV? OH, DAVID LETTERMAN. YOU CAN THROW IT OFF A BUILDING,

OH, DAVID LETTERMAN. YOU CAN THROW IT OFF A BUILDING, OR -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE

YOU CAN THROW IT OFF A BUILDING, OR -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE STILL DOES THAT ANYMORE.

OR -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE STILL DOES THAT ANYMORE. MY HIBACHI -- I'M GONNA GIVE

STILL DOES THAT ANYMORE. MY HIBACHI -- I'M GONNA GIVE THAT TO MY BROTHER, PAUL, SO

MY HIBACHI -- I'M GONNA GIVE THAT TO MY BROTHER, PAUL, SO THAT HE CAN CARRY ON THE GRAND

THAT TO MY BROTHER, PAUL, SO THAT HE CAN CARRY ON THE GRAND TRADITION AT TAILGATE PARTIES

THAT HE CAN CARRY ON THE GRAND TRADITION AT TAILGATE PARTIES AND BEACH BARBECUE.

TRADITION AT TAILGATE PARTIES AND BEACH BARBECUE. AHH.

AND BEACH BARBECUE. AHH. [ COUGHS ]

AHH. [ COUGHS ] OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ COUGHS ] OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE STUFF

OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE STUFF LEFT, SO...

I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE STUFF LEFT, SO... I'M GONNA START GIVING STUFF

LEFT, SO... I'M GONNA START GIVING STUFF AWAY THAT I DON'T OWN.

I'M GONNA START GIVING STUFF AWAY THAT I DON'T OWN. WHO THE FUCK'S GONNA STOP ME

AWAY THAT I DON'T OWN. WHO THE FUCK'S GONNA STOP ME ANYWAY?

WHO THE FUCK'S GONNA STOP ME ANYWAY? SO, WE'LL START WITH THE...

ANYWAY? SO, WE'LL START WITH THE... EIFFEL...

SO, WE'LL START WITH THE... EIFFEL... TOWER.

EIFFEL... TOWER. LAURIE CAN DEFINITELY HAVE THAT.

TOWER. LAURIE CAN DEFINITELY HAVE THAT. BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO SHARE IT

LAURIE CAN DEFINITELY HAVE THAT. BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH THE OTHER STAR-CROSSED

BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH THE OTHER STAR-CROSSED LOVERS...

WITH THE OTHER STAR-CROSSED LOVERS... EVEN IF SHE THINKS THEY'RE

LOVERS... EVEN IF SHE THINKS THEY'RE ASSHOLES.

"BUT MUST SHARE..." [ GLASS CREAKS ] SHIT!

AAH! OH, GOD!

[ DOOR-AJAR BELL DINGING ]

[ DINGING STOPS ]

[ GASPS ]

UGH.

AAH.

AAH!

OH!

[ GRUNTS ] OH! [ GASPING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTS ] [ GASPS ]

HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS MESS? THOUGHT YOU GUYS COULD FLY. GOD.

THOUGHT YOU GUYS COULD FLY. GOD. IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF

GOD. IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED

IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS?

[ SNIFFLING ] [ SIGHS ] LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT...

[ SIGHS ] LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT... I MAY HAVE TO EAT YOU LATER.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT... I MAY HAVE TO EAT YOU LATER. I'M SORRY, LITTLE BIRD.

I MAY HAVE TO EAT YOU LATER. I'M SORRY, LITTLE BIRD. SO SORRY.

I'M SORRY, LITTLE BIRD. SO SORRY. NO!

SO SORRY. NO! [ PANTING ]

NO! [ PANTING ] OH!

[ PANTING ] OH! [ Crying ] OH, GOD, IF I WASN'T

OH! [ Crying ] OH, GOD, IF I WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT, I

[ Crying ] OH, GOD, IF I WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN OUT OF

SUCH A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN OUT OF THIS BY NOW.

WOULD HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN OUT OF THIS BY NOW. BUT I'M TOO STUPID, AND I'M TOO

THIS BY NOW. BUT I'M TOO STUPID, AND I'M TOO FUCKING COWARDLY TO GET OUT OF

BUT I'M TOO STUPID, AND I'M TOO FUCKING COWARDLY TO GET OUT OF THIS.

FUCKING COWARDLY TO GET OUT OF THIS. YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE

THIS. YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A HERO.

YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A HERO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

GONNA BE A HERO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. YOU'RE GONNA DIE LIKE A DOG.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED. IT'S A SMALL FUCKING NUMBER. WHEN THAT -- WHEN THAT NUMBER

IT'S A SMALL FUCKING NUMBER. WHEN THAT -- WHEN THAT NUMBER COMES UP, YOU'RE GONE.

WHEN THAT -- WHEN THAT NUMBER COMES UP, YOU'RE GONE. MY NUMBER'S UP.

A LITTLE GARDENING? >> YEAH. >> WHAT ARE YOU PLANTING?

>> YEAH. >> WHAT ARE YOU PLANTING? >> BABY BLUE EYES.

>> WHAT ARE YOU PLANTING? >> BABY BLUE EYES. IT'S A WILDFLOWER NATIVE TO

>> BABY BLUE EYES. IT'S A WILDFLOWER NATIVE TO CALIFORNIA AND IN SOME PARTS OF

IT'S A WILDFLOWER NATIVE TO CALIFORNIA AND IN SOME PARTS OF OREGON, I THINK.

CALIFORNIA AND IN SOME PARTS OF OREGON, I THINK. >> THEY'RE REALLY NICE FLOWERS.

OREGON, I THINK. >> THEY'RE REALLY NICE FLOWERS. >> TILL THE COYOTES COME AND GET

>> THEY'RE REALLY NICE FLOWERS. >> TILL THE COYOTES COME AND GET THEM.

>> TILL THE COYOTES COME AND GET THEM. >> THEY'RE RABBITS, ACTUALLY.

THEM. >> THEY'RE RABBITS, ACTUALLY. >> WHAT?

>> THEY'RE RABBITS, ACTUALLY. >> WHAT? >> WELL, COYOTES DON'T EAT

>> WHAT? >> WELL, COYOTES DON'T EAT FLOWERS.

>> WELL, COYOTES DON'T EAT FLOWERS. IT'S PROBABLY RABBITS, MORE

FLOWERS. IT'S PROBABLY RABBITS, MORE LIKELY.

IT'S PROBABLY RABBITS, MORE LIKELY. >> EITHER WAY, I GUESS.

LIKELY. >> EITHER WAY, I GUESS. >> YEAH, WELL, EITHER WAY, YOU

>> EITHER WAY, I GUESS. >> YEAH, WELL, EITHER WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

>> YEAH, WELL, EITHER WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHY?

DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE I'M BUILDING YOU A FENCE.

YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE I'M BUILDING YOU A FENCE. >> YOU ARE?

'CAUSE I'M BUILDING YOU A FENCE. >> YOU ARE? >> MM-HMM.

>> YOU ARE? >> MM-HMM. >> THAT'S MANLY.

>> MM-HMM. >> THAT'S MANLY. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> THAT'S MANLY. >> [ LAUGHS ] TELL ME ABOUT IT.

>> [ LAUGHS ] TELL ME ABOUT IT. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH. IT' S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES,

DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH. IT' S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES, A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN WIRE.

IT' S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES, A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN WIRE. GOT YOURSELF A FENCE.

A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN WIRE. GOT YOURSELF A FENCE. >> THANK YOU.

GOT YOURSELF A FENCE. >> THANK YOU. >> HEY.

>> THANK YOU. >> HEY. I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

>> HEY. I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. >> AND OUR PLANT?

I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. >> AND OUR PLANT? DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND

>> AND OUR PLANT? DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? WHAT?

CHANCES? WHAT? >> THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO

WHAT? >> THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

I, UM...I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT OUT ALIVE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON

OUT ALIVE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE RIGHT NOW. SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK

THAT I'M HERE RIGHT NOW. SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR LIVING INSIDE MY HEAD.

SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR LIVING INSIDE MY HEAD. >> IT'S NO PROBLEM.

YOU FOR LIVING INSIDE MY HEAD. >> IT'S NO PROBLEM. RENT'S CHEAP.

>> IT'S NO PROBLEM. RENT'S CHEAP. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

RENT'S CHEAP. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] NOT MANY OCCUPANTS.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

[ FAUCET SQUEAKING ] >> Damn it.

[ PANTING ] [ WATER TRICKLING ]

[ TRICKLING INTENSIFIES ]

>> WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT ARE THE METRICS ON THE ENDEARA SPRINGS CAMPAIGN YOU

THE METRICS ON THE ENDEARA SPRINGS CAMPAIGN YOU FINISHED.

ENDEARA SPRINGS CAMPAIGN YOU FINISHED. POW!

FINISHED. POW! EYE-POPPING.

POW! EYE-POPPING. [ Laughing ] I MEAN, REMARKABLE,

EYE-POPPING. [ Laughing ] I MEAN, REMARKABLE, CONSIDERING YOU REFUSED TO TAKE

[ Laughing ] I MEAN, REMARKABLE, CONSIDERING YOU REFUSED TO TAKE ANY TIME OFF AFTER YOUR...YOU

CONSIDERING YOU REFUSED TO TAKE ANY TIME OFF AFTER YOUR...YOU KNOW, ACCIDENT.

ANY TIME OFF AFTER YOUR...YOU KNOW, ACCIDENT. >> WELL, YEAH.

KNOW, ACCIDENT. >> WELL, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WELL, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, THIS BUSINESS IS AS

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, THIS BUSINESS IS AS MUCH AN ART AS IT IS A SCIENCE.

>> WELL, THIS BUSINESS IS AS MUCH AN ART AS IT IS A SCIENCE. AND YOU ARE SELLING THIRST

MUCH AN ART AS IT IS A SCIENCE. AND YOU ARE SELLING THIRST BETTER THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE

AND YOU ARE SELLING THIRST BETTER THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

BETTER THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW...

RIGHT NOW. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW... I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

AND PROTECT OUR PLANT.

>> LAURIE. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? [ COUGHS ]

[ PANTING ]

EITHER WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHY?

WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A

YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A FENCE.

'CAUSE I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A FENCE. >> YOU ARE?

FENCE. >> YOU ARE? >> MM-HMM.

>> YOU ARE? >> MM-HMM. >> VERY MANLY.

>> MM-HMM. >> VERY MANLY. >> I KNOW.

>> VERY MANLY. >> I KNOW. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH.

>> I KNOW. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH. IT'S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES,

DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THOUGH. IT'S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES, A LITTLE CHICKEN WIRE.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE A FEW POLES, A LITTLE CHICKEN WIRE. GOT YOURSELF A FENCE.

A LITTLE CHICKEN WIRE. GOT YOURSELF A FENCE. >> WELL, THANK YOU.

GOT YOURSELF A FENCE. >> WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. >> AND OUR PLANT?

I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU. >> AND OUR PLANT? WHAT?

>> AND OUR PLANT? WHAT? >> IT'S, UH, NOTHING.

WHAT? >> IT'S, UH, NOTHING. I JUST HAVE TO, UH...

>> IT'S, UH, NOTHING. I JUST HAVE TO, UH... I GOT A PHONE CALL.

HI, LAURIE. UM... I-I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M

UM... I-I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY FOR MY APPEARANCE.

I-I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY FOR MY APPEARANCE. I KNOW I LOOK LIKE SHIT.

SORRY FOR MY APPEARANCE. I KNOW I LOOK LIKE SHIT. I TRIED TO CLEAN MYSELF UP FOR

I KNOW I LOOK LIKE SHIT. I TRIED TO CLEAN MYSELF UP FOR YOU, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT THIS

I TRIED TO CLEAN MYSELF UP FOR YOU, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS I COULD DO.

YOU, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS I COULD DO. [ COUGHS ]

IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS I COULD DO. [ COUGHS ] UH...

[ COUGHS ] UH... [ CLEARS THROAT ]

UH... [ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I

SORRY. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT ALL

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT ALL THE STUPID...

CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT ALL THE STUPID... CONVERSATIONS THAT WE HAD ABOUT

THE STUPID... CONVERSATIONS THAT WE HAD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, AND...

CONVERSATIONS THAT WE HAD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, AND... GOD, HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT

GETTING MARRIED, AND... GOD, HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED.

GOD, HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID BECAUSE,

I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID BECAUSE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, THERE'S

AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID BECAUSE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, THERE'S NOTHING THAT I'D RATHER DO THAN

I GOT TO TELL YOU, THERE'S NOTHING THAT I'D RATHER DO THAN TO MARRY YOU.

NOTHING THAT I'D RATHER DO THAN TO MARRY YOU. GOD, I JUST WISH I HAD THE

TO MARRY YOU. GOD, I JUST WISH I HAD THE CHANCE TO MARRY YOU, YOU KNOW?

GOD, I JUST WISH I HAD THE CHANCE TO MARRY YOU, YOU KNOW? JUST TO HAVE A FAMILY, JUST A

CHANCE TO MARRY YOU, YOU KNOW? JUST TO HAVE A FAMILY, JUST A NORMAL FAMILY -- THAT'S ALL I

JUST TO HAVE A FAMILY, JUST A NORMAL FAMILY -- THAT'S ALL I WANT.

NORMAL FAMILY -- THAT'S ALL I WANT. OF COURSE, I'D PROBABLY BE

WANT. OF COURSE, I'D PROBABLY BE MAKING YOU A WIDOW IF WE GOT

OF COURSE, I'D PROBABLY BE MAKING YOU A WIDOW IF WE GOT MARRIED, SO THAT'S PROBABLY NOT

MAKING YOU A WIDOW IF WE GOT MARRIED, SO THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GOOD, BUT...

MARRIED, SO THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GOOD, BUT... AND WE DIDN'T EVEN NAME OUR

GOOD, BUT... AND WE DIDN'T EVEN NAME OUR BABY.

AND WE DIDN'T EVEN NAME OUR BABY. PAUL SAID THAT, AT THE HOSPITAL,

BABY. PAUL SAID THAT, AT THE HOSPITAL, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR THE

PAUL SAID THAT, AT THE HOSPITAL, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR THE BABY THEN, THAT THEY WOULD JUST

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR THE BABY THEN, THAT THEY WOULD JUST CALL IT BABY ALDER.

BABY THEN, THAT THEY WOULD JUST CALL IT BABY ALDER. SO...

CALL IT BABY ALDER. SO... UM...

SO... UM... I'M RECORDING THIS VIDEO...

UM... I'M RECORDING THIS VIDEO... FOR BABY ALDER.

SORRY. HI, SWEETHEART. HI, BABY.

HI, SWEETHEART. HI, BABY. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I'M YOUR

HI, BABY. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I'M YOUR DAD.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I'M YOUR DAD. AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

DAD. AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DIED A VERY HAPPY MAN -- VERY

AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DIED A VERY HAPPY MAN -- VERY HAPPY -- BECAUSE I WAS THINKING

I DIED A VERY HAPPY MAN -- VERY HAPPY -- BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.

HAPPY -- BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE

ABOUT YOU. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL OR...

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL OR... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA

A BOY OR A GIRL OR... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE OR

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE OR WHO YOU'RE GONNA FALL IN LOVE

CHOOSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE OR WHO YOU'RE GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH AND WHO YOU'RE GONNA GET

WHO YOU'RE GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH AND WHO YOU'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, OR IF YOU GET MARRIED.

WITH AND WHO YOU'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, OR IF YOU GET MARRIED. BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS.

MARRIED, OR IF YOU GET MARRIED. BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS. IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE WAY THAT I

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS. IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE WAY THAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU, AND IT COULDN'T

IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE WAY THAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU, AND IT COULDN'T CHANGE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

FEEL ABOUT YOU, AND IT COULDN'T CHANGE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. AND I'M SORRY.

CHANGE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. AND I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I CAN'T BE

AND I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I CAN'T BE THERE FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE.

I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I CAN'T BE THERE FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE THAT THERE'S

THERE FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE THAT THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD...

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE THAT THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD... THAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED MORE

NOTHING IN THE WORLD... THAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED MORE THAN THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOUR

THAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED MORE THAN THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOUR LITTLE HAND, AND TAKE YOU TO

THAN THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOUR LITTLE HAND, AND TAKE YOU TO SOCCER PRACTICE OR BALLET

LITTLE HAND, AND TAKE YOU TO SOCCER PRACTICE OR BALLET PRACTICE OR WHATEVER.

SOCCER PRACTICE OR BALLET PRACTICE OR WHATEVER. WHATEVER YOU DO, I WANTED THAT.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU SEE ME UPSET, I-I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M SAD.

I-I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M SAD. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, AND YOU

IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M SAD. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, AND YOU WILL ONE DAY THAT...

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, AND YOU WILL ONE DAY THAT... IT'S 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

WILL ONE DAY THAT... IT'S 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. THE WAY THAT I FEEL AND THE

IT'S 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. THE WAY THAT I FEEL AND THE TEARS THAT I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW,

THE WAY THAT I FEEL AND THE TEARS THAT I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE TEARS OF LOVE.

TEARS THAT I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE TEARS OF LOVE. [ CREAKING ]

THEY'RE TEARS OF LOVE. [ CREAKING ] I'M GONNA END THIS NOW, BUT I

[ CREAKING ] I'M GONNA END THIS NOW, BUT I JUST WANTED TO GET A CHANCE TO

I'M GONNA END THIS NOW, BUT I JUST WANTED TO GET A CHANCE TO MEET YOU...

JUST WANTED TO GET A CHANCE TO MEET YOU... AND TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE A

MEET YOU... AND TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE A FATHER WHO LOVES YOU.

AND TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE A FATHER WHO LOVES YOU. YOU HAVE A FATHER THAT LOVES YOU

FATHER WHO LOVES YOU. YOU HAVE A FATHER THAT LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

YOU HAVE A FATHER THAT LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR

MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.

AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. ALWAYS.

[ CRYING ]

[ VIDEO REWINDING ] I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU, YOU KNOW.

I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU, YOU KNOW. >> AND OUR PLANT?

KNOW. >> AND OUR PLANT? WHAT?

>> AND OUR PLANT? WHAT? >> IT'S, UH, NOTHING.

WHAT? >> IT'S, UH, NOTHING. I JUST HAVE TO, UH...

>> IT'S, UH, NOTHING. I JUST HAVE TO, UH... I GOT A PHONE CALL.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CREAKING ]

PEANUT. PEA...NUT. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN

PEA...NUT. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORLD "PEANUT."

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORLD "PEANUT." GO.

YOU HEAR THE WORLD "PEANUT." GO. >> Butter.

GO. >> Butter. Beer?

>> Butter. Beer? >> OKAY, YAWN.

Beer? >> OKAY, YAWN. ANYTHING ELSE.

>> OKAY, YAWN. ANYTHING ELSE. >> Urination.

ANYTHING ELSE. >> Urination. >> INTERESTING. WHY?

>> Urination. >> INTERESTING. WHY? >> Uh, well, "pee."

>> INTERESTING. WHY? >> Uh, well, "pee." >> YEAH, I KNOW.

>> Uh, well, "pee." >> YEAH, I KNOW. TERRY, BABY, WE CAN'T USE "PEE."

>> YEAH, I KNOW. TERRY, BABY, WE CAN'T USE "PEE." OKAY?

TERRY, BABY, WE CAN'T USE "PEE." OKAY? ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP FOR A

OKAY? ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP FOR A SECOND.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP FOR A SECOND. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN

SECOND. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING, OKAY?

YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING, OKAY? "P" IS MANY THINGS.

SOMETHING, OKAY? "P" IS MANY THINGS. IT IS A LETTER, IT IS A

"P" IS MANY THINGS. IT IS A LETTER, IT IS A VEGETABLE, IT IS URINARY RELIEF,

IT IS A LETTER, IT IS A VEGETABLE, IT IS URINARY RELIEF, AND FRANKLY, IT'S NOT SUCH A

VEGETABLE, IT IS URINARY RELIEF, AND FRANKLY, IT'S NOT SUCH A STRETCH TO THAT ORGAN THAT WE

AND FRANKLY, IT'S NOT SUCH A STRETCH TO THAT ORGAN THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE.

STRETCH TO THAT ORGAN THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. SO, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CONNECT

ALL KNOW AND LOVE. SO, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CONNECT THE PEANUT WITH THE PENIS, AND

SO, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CONNECT THE PEANUT WITH THE PENIS, AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A TOP-SELLING

THE PEANUT WITH THE PENIS, AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A TOP-SELLING PRODUCT.

WE HAVE OURSELVES A TOP-SELLING PRODUCT. >> Are you on drugs?

PRODUCT. >> Are you on drugs? >> I'M NOT ON DRUGS.

>> Are you on drugs? >> I'M NOT ON DRUGS. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION

>> I'M NOT ON DRUGS. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?

I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT? YOU GOT TO KEEP UP WITH ME HERE,

IS THAT? YOU GOT TO KEEP UP WITH ME HERE, TERRY.

YOU GOT TO KEEP UP WITH ME HERE, TERRY. THIS IS ADVERTISING 101.

TERRY. THIS IS ADVERTISING 101. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS

THIS IS ADVERTISING 101. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS THROWING YOU FOR SUCH A LOOP,

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS THROWING YOU FOR SUCH A LOOP, OKAY?

THROWING YOU FOR SUCH A LOOP, OKAY? JUST DO ME A FAVOR.

OKAY? JUST DO ME A FAVOR. AT THIS MEETING, KEEP YOUR MOUTH

JUST DO ME A FAVOR. AT THIS MEETING, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN, AND

AT THIS MEETING, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN, AND LET ME DO THAT TALKING.

SHUT, KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN, AND LET ME DO THAT TALKING. 'CAUSE I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD

LET ME DO THAT TALKING. 'CAUSE I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD TO GET TO THIS POINT, AND I

'CAUSE I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD TO GET TO THIS POINT, AND I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING IT UP,

TO GET TO THIS POINT, AND I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING IT UP, OKAY?

DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING IT UP, OKAY? >> Wouldn't an association with

OKAY? >> Wouldn't an association with a penis negatively affect the

>> Wouldn't an association with a penis negatively affect the perception of the viewer's

a penis negatively affect the perception of the viewer's endowment?

perception of the viewer's endowment? Peanuts are small.

endowment? Peanuts are small. >> NOT OUR NUTS, TERRY. COME ON.

Peanuts are small. >> NOT OUR NUTS, TERRY. COME ON. PLAINVIEW NUTS, THEY'RE HUGE.

>> NOT OUR NUTS, TERRY. COME ON. PLAINVIEW NUTS, THEY'RE HUGE. >> You still there?

>> The Rat's Rabbits are calling. OH, JESUS CHRIST.

[ GROANS ] OH, BOY.

OHH, BOY. OKAY. [ GRUNTS ]

OKAY. [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ] I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, DUDE.

[ GROANS ] I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, DUDE. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, DUDE. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE. [ As a zombie ] BRAINS!

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S IT. OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S IT. OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.

OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. ♪ WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. ♪ WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BRAINS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BRAINS ♪ ♪ AND YOUR THROAT'S SO DRY IT

BRAINS ♪ ♪ AND YOUR THROAT'S SO DRY IT STINGS ♪

♪ AND YOUR THROAT'S SO DRY IT STINGS ♪ ♪ CAST AWAY YOUR ZOMBIE CHAINS

STINGS ♪ ♪ CAST AWAY YOUR ZOMBIE CHAINS ♪ SO YOU CAN DRINK

♪ CAST AWAY YOUR ZOMBIE CHAINS ♪ SO YOU CAN DRINK ENDEARA SPRINGS ♪

♪ SO YOU CAN DRINK ENDEARA SPRINGS ♪ THAT IS BRILLIANT.

ENDEARA SPRINGS ♪ THAT IS BRILLIANT. IT'S BETTER THAN BRILLIANT.

THAT IS BRILLIANT. IT'S BETTER THAN BRILLIANT. IT'S A SLAM DUNK.

IT'S BETTER THAN BRILLIANT. IT'S A SLAM DUNK. [ RUMBLING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

HOLY SHIT.

[ CREAKING ] [ RUMBLING ] [ SCREAMS ]

[ RUMBLING ] [ SCREAMS ] NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

NO! NO! [ SCREAMS ]

NO! [ SCREAMS ] [ CREAKING ]

[ SIGHS ] BOTTOMS UP. [ GULPING ]

[ GROANS ] [ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ SIGHS ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ SIGHS ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURIE.

BABY BLUE EYES FOR MY BABY.

[ SIGHS ]

BLESS THIS VEHICLE. IT WAS A GOOD VEHICLE. IT DIDN'T DESERVE THIS.

IT WAS A GOOD VEHICLE. IT DIDN'T DESERVE THIS. MAY IT RISE AGAIN ONE DAY INTO

IT DIDN'T DESERVE THIS. MAY IT RISE AGAIN ONE DAY INTO ETERNAL LIFE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ] THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN... [ AIR HISSES ]

...ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.

[ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ] SHIT.

[ SIGHS ] SHIT. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

[ GROANS ] [ Sighing ] OH, GOD.

[ GROANS ] OH, GO-- [ GROANS ]

OH, GO-- [ GROANS ] [ CREAKING ]

[ GROANS ] [ CREAKING ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ CREAKING ] [ GRUNTS ] [ METAL SCREECHES ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ METAL SCREECHES ] [ WHIMPERING ]

[ METAL SCREECHES ] [ WHIMPERING ] AH!

[ WHIMPERING ] AH! [ PANTING ]

AH! [ PANTING ] [ CREAKING ]

[ PANTING ] [ CREAKING ] [ BANG ]

[ CREAKING ] [ BANG ] AAH!

[ BANG ] AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! [ GROANS ]

AAH! [ GROANS ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTS ] LET ME SEE.

[ GRUNTS ] LET ME SEE. [ PANTING ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] [ BEEPING ] [ "RAT'S RABBITS" PLAYING ]

[ BEEPING ] [ "RAT'S RABBITS" PLAYING ] "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING."

[ "RAT'S RABBITS" PLAYING ] "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." "THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING."

"RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." "THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING."

"THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." "RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." >> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

"RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." >> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

>> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH >> "THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH >> "THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING."

>> "THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING." >> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

CALLING." >> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

>> ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

CALLING ♪ [ GLASS SHATTERS ] ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ >> [ GRUNTS ]

CALLING ♪ >> [ GRUNTS ] >> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

>> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ LADIES AND RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE

♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪

♪ AND, OH, THE RAT'S RABBITS ARE CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING

CALLING ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ THEY'RE CALLING

♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH >> [ GRUNTS ]

♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH >> [ GRUNTS ] >> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LA DA DA-DA

>> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING, YEAH ♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA

♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA

♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA

♪ LA DA DA-DA ♪ LA DA DA-DA >> [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

DRIER THAN I THOUGHT.

>> ♪ THEY'RE CALLING ♪ THEY'RE CALL... >> [ SIGHS ]

♪ THEY'RE CALL... >> [ SIGHS ] [ PANTING ]

[ GRUNTING ]

WHEW!

[ GRUNTING ] AAH! [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ METAL GROANS ]

[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

[ GROANS ] [ METAL CREAKING ] [ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]

[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ] [ SPITS ] [ AIR HISSING ]

[ SPITS ] [ AIR HISSING ] [ GASPING ]

[ AIR HISSING ] [ GASPING ] [ HISSING STOPS ]

[ COUGHING ] [ GASPING ]

[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] OKAY.

[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ AIR HISSING ] [ INHALING DEEPLY ]

[ HISSING STOPS ] [ PANTING ] I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS MAN.

[ PANTING ] I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS MAN. I CAN SEE THIS AS BEING BORN

I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS MAN. I CAN SEE THIS AS BEING BORN AGAIN, BORN FROM THE WORLD INTO

I CAN SEE THIS AS BEING BORN AGAIN, BORN FROM THE WORLD INTO THE...INTO THE WORLD ITSELF.

AGAIN, BORN FROM THE WORLD INTO THE...INTO THE WORLD ITSELF. AND THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF

THE...INTO THE WORLD ITSELF. AND THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT, EVEN IF I

AND THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT, EVEN IF I DON'T SEE IT AS A RELIGIOUS

BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT, EVEN IF I DON'T SEE IT AS A RELIGIOUS AWAKENING.

DON'T SEE IT AS A RELIGIOUS AWAKENING. [ PANTING ]

AWAKENING. [ PANTING ] HOLD ON.

[ PANTING ] HOLD ON. DON'T DIE.

HOLD ON. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE.

DON'T DIE. DON'T DIE. [ RUMBLING ]

DON'T DIE. [ RUMBLING ] [ GASPING ]

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. [ GRUNTS ]

LET'S GO. [ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ CRASH ] [ PANTING ] OKAY.

[ PANTING ] OKAY. [ GRUNTING ]

[ GASPS ] [ RUMBLING ] AAH!

[ RUMBLING ] AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAAAH!

AAH! AAAAH! AAAAAH!

AAAAH! AAAAAH! [ SCREAMING ]

AAAAAH! [ SCREAMING ] [ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] [ RUMBLING STOPS ]

[ GROANS ] PUSH! PUSH!

PUSH! PUSH! AAH!

PUSH! AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! [ GASPING ]

[ GROANS ] AAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

AAAAAAAH! [ PANTING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ GASPS ] [ PANTING ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ IT'S CRIPPLING ♪ NEVER REALLY KNOWING

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♪ AND PLUS THERE IS A FLAME ♪ A FLAME THAT SHOULD BE HOT ♪ IN SPITE OF BEING SMALL

♪ A FLAME THAT SHOULD BE HOT ♪ IN SPITE OF BEING SMALL AND BEING STILL ♪

♪ IN SPITE OF BEING SMALL AND BEING STILL ♪ ♪ FOLLOWING WHEREVER YOU WILL

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