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CUTIE HONEY

Hey there, girl with the stylish clothes

Hey there, girl with the slender behind

Just turn this way, Honey...

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't hurt me!

It will cause my heart to sting so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!

Honey Flash!

Hey there, girl who's all the rage

Hey there, girl with the perky bust

Just turn this way, Honey

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't come any closer!

It will cause my nose to twitch so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!

Honey Flash!

(I'm changing!)

So this is the sacred Paradise School.

The classroom looks like Heaven,

and there's a beautiful teacher who just returned from France.

The students are polite, and look like angels.

What a nice atmosphere it has.

Compared to this, my house is...

Tl-IE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL Compared to this, my house is...

Tl-IE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL Well, that's another thing.

THE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL

THE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL THE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL

THE HIGH-COMPETITION PARADISE SCHOOL

What do you think, Honey?

Don't you want to enroll there?

I'm sure my nephew, who goes there, would definitely welcome you.

It's really a nice school.

One good thing would be if l go back to school,

I'll be able to get my kicks escaping from it.

Right? Right?

My nephew is the #1 student, both in grades and manners.

He's admired by the teachers.

Well, since you recommend it so much, I'll think it over

Nephew?

Right. His name is Naojiro.

He was such a cute kid. I haven't seen him for about ten years, though.

There are lots of cute boys there, right? If so, I'll enroll!

How wonderful...

C)Ops!

Uncle, it is a co-ed school, correct?

Yes, of course.

I shouldn't smoke too much. It's bad for my health.

Yahoo!

Where are you, Kisaragi Honey?

Answer this cane, imbued with the powerful magic of Great Claw!

Point in her direction!

So towards Scorpio... Thanks for telling me.

Watch out, Honey Kisaragi,

Great Claw is coming to kill you. That's Sister Jill's order.

Great!

Of course, Paradise School is great.

It's so chic! It's everything I wanted.

Excited, are you? Touching, isn't it?

Everything is super deluxe!

The room in front of you is the headmaster’s office.

Welcome to this school, Honey Kisaragi.

Paradise School is deeply honored to have you as one of our students.

It's my pleasure, Headmaster.

So happy! So happy!

It's wonderful.

Uncle, thank you very much for informing me of such a great school.

Oh yes, yes. I just knew you'd love it, Honey.

By the way, how's my nephew doing?

Just fine, of course.

He's always so full of spirit.

Always polite.

And very warm-headed.

Unfortunately, he's in class at the moment.

He's the most excellent student we've ever had.

All I wanted to hear was that he was fine.

Well, please take care of Honey.

When you face him, Yoshitsune, you must remain calm.

Your name's Honey, isn't it?

I'm Naojiro Hayami. Welcome to our school.

Honey!

Let's play together.

We've been waiting for you.

You're Naojiro...?

Yeah.

I can't believe it.

He said you were such a cute boy, ten years ago.

Don't make fun of me, Honey Kisaragi!

I feel ticklish.

I wasn't just cute ten years ago, I still am now!

It's just that now, I'm also a gang leader!

Hey! Don't move!

Look at this.

Don't underestimate it just because it's a finger.

It can break even] one of your ribs if you disobey me.

Let's not do that.

I don't want to dirty your beautiful, white finger.

Please calm down.

If you don't want that, then keep your eyes closed!

Oh, no problem!

You too!

That's good!

Now, Honey, let's go to your welcoming party.

Oh no!

Woah!

What are you doing?

Stop this!

That's the seat of honor.

It'll let you enjoy the view.

We'll worship you as our goddess

Although it's a co-ed. school, all the girls have left.

And now you've come.

Great timing!

Hey, men, you must thank this brave and pea-brained classmate.

Honey, the busty!

Hurray!

Help me!

Help!

Stop it!

Leave me alone!

Yeah!

Help me!

Someone!

Yeah!

Help me!

That voice must be...

Honey Kisaragi!

Aw, man! One more push and we'd have seen it.

Why doesn't she let us see it?

This is as much as you can see on TV.

Huh? Wait a sec...

I've seen you somewhere, haven't I?

Don't stare at me like that! Fool!

Ouch!

This is only a paradise for boys.

This is our chance to kill her. She can't move an inch like that.

Help!

Don't let her get us!

Come any closer and I'll smack you!

Honey Kisaragi is my student. I won't let you touch her!

Don't worn], Honey. I'll save you.

Miss Miharu! What’re you doing at this school?

That's a stupid question. It was convenient for the plot.

In fact,

I'm working here pan-time as a janitor to raise money for St. Chapel's.

I admire you, old lady.

I told you to stay back.

Your stupid! You idiot!

Act your age, not your shoe size!

Damn it!

Don't let them get away!

Go!

Great view, isn't it?

I saw it again!

Honey Giant Swing!

Was she there?

No, she wasn't. But we circled this area.

So she must be inside the school.

Goddamn it! Where's she gone?

She's fast for a girl with giant knockers.

Thanks for coming to see me, boys.

Who are you?

Are you French?

I'll give you these flowers as a reward.

They're called Fancy Honey's present.

A passionate kiss delivered through the petals.

It may have been too shocking for the little ones.

Goddamn you!

I'll catch you and reveal what you really are!

Wait!

Who the hell are you?

What an ill-mannered boy!

And how strong he is!

How strong she is!

His face looks like it's been stomped on.

Honey Boomerang!

Honey hasn't recognized me yet.

It was worth chasing her all this way.

I'm sure Sister Jill will be pleased.

Rise and walk, my Marionettes.

It's the order of the hellish magician Great Claw.

You fool! The thread has become entangled.

What!

I wonder if this is a bad dream or if I'm going crazy.

What's the matter with me?

The earth is standing on its head.

Where is she?! Where's she gone?!

Home run!

Damn it! That hurts!

Honey Kick! Hammer throwing!

You can't use the same trick twice!

Get your filthy hands off me!

The time has come.

Marionettes of Great Claw, I order you to surround Honey!

I command all the evil spirits in hell. Join my battle by covering the blue sky.

Kill the sun! Make the wind blow!

Wait!

Leave Honey to me!

It's so strange. My arms and legs are moving by themselves.

This will be your official welcoming.

Are you ready?

You may be able to throw back one knife.

You may be able to handle two.

But how about five knives, or ten?

This will be your demise, Honey Kisaragi.

Huh? What's my hand doing?

I have a really bad feeling about this.

Hey, take this!

I don't want to kill someone! Watch out, Honey!

NOW!

I always end up with a poor person's role.

Good night. Goodnight. Night.

Panther Claw!

You've finally realized it.

I'm here to kill you, on Sister Jill's orders!

My name is Great Claw. I'm the great hellish magician.

If you're Great Claw, then I'm--

It's too bright!

Honey Flash!

I'm for the people who're loved.

I'm a fighter for love, Cutie Honey.

Oh duh! My uncle told me about her.

She's famous for this.

Honey, I'll change your beautiful body into an ugly corpse.

There!

Ack! I can't breathe!

Honey Boomerang!

Damn you!

I see. She's a fake.

The real one is behind me.

Aren't you?

The one in the stream was just your shadow.

You're a lame magician.

You did it, Honey!

I think I love you!

I'm so busy. I'm awake now!

What?

Leader, you're as handsome as ever.

I knew I'd seen you before.

You're our teacher, Goemon!

Why is a teacher chasing Honey?

Oh, you've found out. What should I do?

I'll go to bed. Good night.

It's a sophisticated school. Just right for Honey.

Your worries are completely unfounded. Just take a look.

So glad to hear it!

What?!

Listen, guys!

From today, the your boss here at Paradise School is Honey Kisaragi.

Any complaints?

No complaints! Absolutely no!

This cap marks you as the leader.

Please take it, with my regards.

Oh, Naojiro, no probs.

Honey'll be takin' good care of ya bums, got it?

Is that Naojiro? I can't believe it.

Do you call this sophisticated?

Honey, darling, you're cool!

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

From beyond the night sky

But when I turn back, all I see is darkness

How long has it been since we were together

Looking up at those stars?

It's okay, don 't worry about me

I knew, you see...

That things could not always stay that way

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

Honey, Honey, that voice from the past

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

It sends a shiver through my breast

My face downcast, I keep walking towards that distant, misty town

And I don't let anyone see

The tears that hang in my eyes

It's okay, don 't worry about me

As long as I'm alone, you see...

I can cry as much as I need to

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

Honey, Honey, someone's calling to me

NEXT TIME: THE SCORPION WOMAN

Who are you?

I'm Scorpion Panther!

Seiji is worried about Honey, the only girl enrolled at an all-boys school.

He goes to Paradise School to investigate, but is entwined in Panther's sneaky plan.

Meanwhile, Honey and the students of Paradise School

are having a wild sports day to celebrate her arrival.

What a cutie!

Come on!

There we go.

One more time! Oh, you got me!

Oh, it's terrible! Oh, it's wonderful!

This is what I live for!

What a pen/en!

But amidst all the fun, the Panther's vile claws reach out for Honey.

Help me!

The fun and games are suddenly put on hold.

In this most unexpected of situations,

not even Honey can muster her bravado.

Rolling at her like a boulder comes the powerful enemy, Scorpion Panther.

It's a death-defying decisive battle in every sense of the word!

Next time on Cutie Honey:

THE SCORPION WOMAN

Look forward to it!