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CUTIE HONEY

Hey there, girl with the stylish clothes

Hey there, girl with the slender behind

Just turn this way, Honey...

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't hurt me!

It will cause my heart to sting so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!!

Honey Flash!

Hey there, girl who's all the rage

Hey there, girl with the perky bust

Just turn this way, Honey

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't come any closer!

It will cause my nose to twitch so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!!

Honey Flash!

(I'm changing!)

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

From beyond the night sky

But when I turn back, all I see is darkness

How long has it been since we were together

Looking up at those stars?

I have very good news for you, Sister Jill.

The Scissors Land project is complete.

The Opening Memorial Carnival is to be held tomorrow.

Princess Dirty Mary from the Kingdom of Toreadol is the special guest,

and I'm sure the carnival will be a great success.

BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS and I'm sure the carnival will be a great success.

BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS

BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS

BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS

Come, Thou almighty King

Help us Thy name to sing

Help us to praise!

Father all glorious, o'er all victorious

Come and reign over us, Ancient of Days!

Oh my!

I wonder if the organ was broken.

Don't tell anyone,

but I got it cheap at a going-out-of-business sale.

I'll try it again.

Oh my!

Who threw that grenade?

Actually, it's a firework.

Firework?

Well, I guess that's fine.

Go for it!

Miss Kisaragi.

Did you call me?

Why are you playing around?

But you just said it was okay.

This isn't an amusement park! Behave yourself, Honey!

I know what you want to do.

You want to go to Scissors Land, don't you? Well, too bad.

Not as long as I, the great Mlharu, stand before you!

Ah! Somebody help me!

See you then, ma'am.

Honey! Bring me back some goodies!

You bet!

How big! It's thrilling!

Look! That's the Mad Mouse, and this one is the Octopus.

I don't like it. Why do they have English names?

Hey, let's try the Spinning Rocket!

I told you, I hate the ones with English names!

It looks like fun.

Silly! How can being spun around in a box be fun?

What!

I'm dizzy!

I wish I was with Honey!

Wow! There are so many interesting rides!

What are you doing, Mast Don?!

Your Majesty, please do not forget that you are Princess of Toreadol.

I cannot allow any vulgar behavior.

Nanny, take it easy.

C)Of!

I'm here in Japan because I've been invited.

I can't just pass on riding everything, can I?

Please hold on a minute. I said hold on!

I'm a camerawoman from the Weekly Next Day.

I've never heard of such a magazine.

No? In fact, neither have I. Goodbye.

Shoot! I thought I could get in for free.

Isn't there a secret way in somewhere?

I'll see through these magic glasses.

There's a secret passage in the wall!

This shows how superlative Scissors Claw is.

Yes. She built an entire amusement park...

just to steal the Princess's royal ring.

But the ring could pay for the cost of a park like this many times over.

Royal ring?

Wait. Don't go!

No way no way no way--

I said wait!

You can't just run around recklessly!

That royal ring which sparkles on your finger...

If you lose it, you cannot inherit the throne!

Oh my!

Got it?

How cute!

What a man!

There it is!

Oh! There's Jumpei and Dampei, too!

Allow me to introduce you to the princess.

Princess?

Where?

Weirdo.

What's with you people?

I'm her nurse, Mast Don.

And who might you be?

Hey, now!

You ask a fine question!

Ask me and I will tell you!

If you drink this wine I give you

I'll give you the finest spear in Japan!

For those who drink all they can

Are the true warriors of Kuroda!

What do you think?

I am the man of all men, Dampei Hayami!

Oh, you're amazing!

Ow!

That was not amazing.

This looks fun!

A haunted house!

This is in bad taste.

I'll accompany you, your highness.

- Come on, Dampei!

- Hey! Hey! Let go of me! - Come on, Dampei!

- Hey! Hey! Let go of me!

How do we get in?

Hey!

Woah!

Jumpei's in trouble! I can't let him get dragged into this!

Hello? Hello?

They're inside, Madame Scissors.

There's the princess now.

She has the royal ring on her finger. But there's something else.

What?

I've heard a report that Honey Kisaragi is here, too.

Two birds with one stone.

But once they're through that door, they're like fish in a barrel.

Stop it!

Welcome, Honey.

I never thought you'd just come and tell me where the Solidifier is!

Why would I ever tell you?

Where did you go, you blasted fool? Find Honey!

No!

Help me, Jumpei!

Right away!

Um... I'll show the power of Hayami Jumpei, fighter of love.

How dare you show such disrespect to the princess!

Ahhh!

I'm the only one who hasn't tried yet.

I'll show you the Hayami family's splendid rope escape technique!

It looks like the ring is essentially ours.

What's taking you so long? Haven't you found Honey yet?

Wait! There were four members in the Beatles, weren't there?

Of course.

There were five dolls!

One of them must be a fake!

Hold it!

Take this!

Damn!

Where'd she get off to?

Hah!

Damn. Who is that?

I need the royal ring as quickly as possible.

I hate this!

I hate this, too!

If you value your life, you'll leave this room at once!

I'm just about to execute these four!

What! Execute the four? Jumpei and the others?

Honey Flash!

Die with the princess!

Honey Boomerang!

Damn it!

It was Honey! When did she get in here?

I'm so impressed, dear!

How many times have you saved me, now?

Jumpei, you're MY boyfriend!

Yeah, I know.

I wish I could split myself in two!

I'm so popular!

It's a hard life!

Let's get out of here! It's a hard life!

Let's get out of here!

Hum]!

Are you Scissors Claw?

Honey Kisaragi, you're such a fast runner.

But I suggest we finish this game of hide and seek.

Run!

R-run? Run where?

That!

All right!

Ouch! Nanny, let the Princess go!

Alright.

Excuse me, Princess.

I won't let you go!

Come back here, you--!

Honey!

Protect the princess. Go now!

I'll protect Honey!

What are you talking about? Hurry! I'll protect Honey!

What are you talking about? Hurry!

That's an order, Jumpei!

It's your duty to protect the Princess!

Do you understand?

Yes, I do.

Jumpei! Come and help me!

They left something big behind.

Where did that bitch hide?

She can't escape from here, though.

She's like a cornered rat.

You can't hide from me there!

You'd better give up now, Honey.

You fool!

What?!

I've been keeping you company in order to let the princess get away.

Don't be a sore loser!

I'll cut off that pretty little head of yours!

Go ahead and see if you can.

Who do you think I am?

Sometimes, I'm a camerawoman.

Sometimes, I'm a singer.

And sometimes, I'm Marie Antoinette.

What did you say?

But what I really am is...

Honey Flash!

I'm a fighter for love, Cutie Honey!

If you call yourself Cutie Honey,

call me Scissors Claw!

Are you ready?

Freeze!

Take this!

Let's go!

Prepare yourself!

You think you've beaten me?

If I die, this building will automatically explode.

Can't you hear it?

This haunted house is a maze.

I doubt if the four have safely found their way out.

I'm done for... Forgive me...

Jumpei!

Nice hit!

It's worthy of the title 'Best in Japan!'

We're out! What happened to the Princess?

What? Oh, where could she have gone?

She's probably lost her way.

She has no sense of direction, whatsoever.

Princess Mary!

Damn! How could this have happened?

I'll go and find her.

Don't talk nonsense!

I should go because I promised Honey that I'd protect the princess.

It's ridiculous to go in there.

Princess!

Princess!

Jumpei!

I'm here!

Let me out of here!

- Let me--

- Princess! - Let me--

- Princess!

A monster!

What are you talking about?

It's me, Jumpei. I've come to save you.

Oh Jumpei! I love you!

Yeah, I know.

Look out!

Scissors Claw, how foolish you are!

You underestimated Honey and failed to steal the royal ring.

You have squandered your chance.

Now I must ask for you, Iron Shadow, who is known to at least have a brain.

Come out, Iron Shadow!

Defeat Honey and bring me the Solidifier!

Please leave it to me, Sister Jill.

I, Iron Shadow, will never make such a foolish error, unlike Scissors Claw.

What did you say happened to the Princess?

Jumpei's still back there too!

This is the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Oh, poor princess!

Say what?

Honey...

J-Jumpei!

So you are safe, Jumpei!

Princess...!

I... did what you told me to.

Jumpei!

Jumpei!

Jumpei!

You're my friend. I'll give you a medal and this ring too.

You were really brave, Jumpei.

You've become a real fighter now.

Oh no. I'm embarrassed.

Jumpei, you scoundrel!

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

From beyond the night sky

But when I turn back, all I see is darkness

How long has it been since we were together

Looking up at those stars?

It's okay, don 't worry about me

I knew, you see...

That things could not always stay that way

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

Honey, Honey, that voice from the past

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

It sends a shiver through my breast

My face downcast, I keep walking towards that distant, misty town

And I don't let anyone see

The tears that hang in my eyes

It's okay, don 't worry about me

As long as I'm alone, you see...

I can cry as much as I need to

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

Honey, Honey, someone's calling to me

NEXT TIME: THE BLACK PANTHER SINGS DEATH'S DANCE

In the twilight outskirts of a town,

a circus has come, bringing lively people.

Honey detects an evil presence in this circus.

She infiltrates it alone.

As expected, Panther Claw springs one trap after another on Honey.

A clown, a trapeze artist, and an animal tamer.

Honey uses her miraculous transformation powers to skin danger time and again.

We will now be presenting the national treasure: a Buddha statue.

That nun is gorgeous!

I've fallen in love with her! Please tell me your name!

Shame on you!

You've realized your sin. How sweet you are!

I misunderstood you.

I'm getting sad too.

Do you want to taste my Silver Fleuret?

Come on!

Next time on Cutie Honey:

THE BLACK PANTHER SINGS DEATH'S DANCE