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CUTIE HONEY

Hey there, girl with the stylish clothes

Hey there, girl with the slender behind

Just turn this way, Honey...

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't hurt me!

It will cause my heart to sting so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!!

Honey Flash!

Hey there, girl who's all the rage

Hey there, girl with the perky bust

Just turn this way, Honey

There's something, you see

Something, something I'd like...

Please, oh please don 't come any closer!

It will cause my nose to twitch so!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!

Please don 't watch!!

Honey Flash!

(I'm changing!)

The truck carrying the crown just left the airport.

The truck is now heading for the museum.

It's beautiful.

This is a national treasure of Egypt, and the biggest diamond in the world.

We have to guard it all night for the Egyptian Exhibition starting tomorrow.

Got it? If someone steals it, we'll be in big trouble.

THE RED SKY IS THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL'S CURSE

THE RED SKY IS THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL'S CURSE THE RED SKY IS THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL'S CURSE

THE RED SKY IS THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL'S CURSE

Don't look at me. It's embarrassing

As a woman, it's only natural to want to become more and more beautiful.

How do I look, Honey?

Uhhh, I think the makeup is a little too thick.

Honey!

Honey!

A monster!

What! A monster? There's a monster in here!

How peaceful it is in this school!

Not really. A big problem has just occurred!

Shoot! I sound like Ms. Alfonne.

What happened?

You're in trouble. Your boyfriend is having a big quarrel with Histler.

I said no! I won't change my mind!

You can not meet with our students except on visitors' days.

That's an iron rule of our school.

Honey!

Oh, hi, Mr. Hayami!

My dearest Honey!

You are much too old to behave like that.

Go home! Go home!

I'm a big man! I won't move an inch unless you let me in.

What!

What "What"?

Why you--

I shouldn't let him go like this, especially since he came so far to see me.

Escape!

Ah! Wait! You tramp!

I said wait!

Oh no!

Oh my! Please forgive me.

Heave-ho!

Heave-ho!

Wow, you hardly ever see these in our modern, speedy era.

It's called a human-powered car, and usually only geishas use it.

You would look really pretty if you dressed like a geisha.

It would really get my head racing...

Huh?

Honey, Honey, Honey!

Ouch!

Oh, I think I went too far.

Yo, Honey!

Howdy!

Seiji...

This is a special invitation to the Egyptian Exhibition.

Now show me and Honey around.

Say what?

You said these were a present, so I figured Honey and I would go as a date.

I gave them to you to hold on our behalf!

That's terrible, dad!

Stop complaining and show us around.

OK. Honey, this way please.

Mmm, good. Hey, wait!

What about me?

We've only got a pass for two.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hayami.

I can't believe a son would steal his father's girlfriend.

Thanks for your hard work.

This is the golden crown of ancient Egypt.

It's worth 5 billion yen.

How wonderful!

You would look great if you wore it.

The crown would look best on Panther Zora,

the most beautiful woman in the world.

Panther Claw!

It's a hypnosis beam! Close your eyes!

Resistance is futile!

They're taking the crown!

Give it back! You thief!

I'll be fired if it's stolen!

I'm so sorry to hear that. I'll give back the case, then.

There!

Damn!

Leave it up to me, Seiji!

Honey!

I won't let Seiji get fired!

That hurt, you son of a...

Oh, it's you, Honey!

Mr. Hayami!

A suspicious man with the crown disappeared from here.

I was chasing him too.

Look at that!

Welcome to our show!

We'd like to show you the great trick of sawing a man in half!

That's Jumpei!

Are you ready, little boy?

I... l...trust you, Mom. I'm not afraid at all.

Noooooooooooo!

L-I've changed my mind! Stop it! Help me!

I can't die without experiencing a life-or-death one true love!

What a trick!

Whew! Yeah, it was great.

How lucky I am!

Suspicious...

Next, I'd like to show you a special trick from ancient Egypt.

It's called "The Human Puppet."

What a pretty girl. Please come up to the stage.

She's cool. Super! I'm Jumpei Hayami, a fighter for love.

Please tell me your name.

What?

Don't forget about me! I'm right beside you!

She's using a wire.

Great! Let's have an encore!

I told you to stop it!

I didn't expect you to hand yourself over.

How stupid you are, Honey Kisaragi.

So you are a Panther Claw - just as I suspected.

You can't deceive me just by changing clothes.

I'll take you to Panther Zora along with the crown...

and nab the Atmospheric Element Solidifier while I'm at it!

You won't find me such an easy mark.

What did you say?

Honey Boomerang!

You bitch!

She's actually competent!

Freeze!

It's not as easy this time, is it?

Honey! Hey, what are you going to do to her?

Hey, wait!

Wait, wait, wait! You monster! I said wait!

You won't get away!

Father! You have to be more careful.

I'm glad you're here.

Let me us this car.

Father, where are you going?!

Honey's been kidnapped by the monster!

What?!

Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?

I can't believe you left me behind!

Hurry up! A strange car is following us.

I can't let you kidnap such a pretty girl!

It's still following us!

Use some smoke to lose them.

It seems he's finally given up.

You won't ditch me so easily!

They're getting away in a plane!

Whew! It was terrible in there.

Now we're on a plane.

The Panther Claw agent must be on this plane too.

Honey Flash!

Mr. Hayami!

Huh? Who're you?

It's me, Mr. Hayami.

Honey! So you are safe! I'm so happy!

Why are you on this plane?

I'm following the bad guys who kidnapped you.

They're somewhere on the plane.

They're also the ones who stole the crown.

I'll go and tell the captain about it.

Captain!

The ones who've stolen the Egyptian crown are on this plane.

Don't bother.

What?

I said don't bother!

I can't believe it!

Shut up!

I've taken over this plane.

You've hijacked the plane?! Where are you taking us?

Exactly!

I'll be flying this plane, along with the crown, to Panther Zora.

I can't let you do that.

Behave yourself. You're such a well brought up girl, aren't you?

We, Panther Claw, have hijacked this plane.

If you try and resist us...

We'll kill you.

Wait!

I won't let you have your way.

Mr. Hayami, don't push yourself too hard.

This hijacker is just a woman!

Get ready for my fatal sword, Itto-Ryu!

Alright, then. This is called "Mountain Storm!"

Huh?

Damn it! All right, I'll show you my Dampei Style karate!

Ow!

Mr. Hayami!

Looks like it's my turn.

Now it's your turn to sleep.

I'm not tired yet.

What!

Honey Flash!

Who are you?

Listen carefully, Panther Claw!

Sometimes, Honey Kisaragi changes into a show dancer.

And sometimes an Egyptian.

But what I really am is a fighter for love, Cutie Honey!

You killed my father, Panther Claw!

I'll never forgive you for that!

Shut up, you bitch!

I'll get you for this, Honey!

I won't let you go this time.

Honey Kisaragi!

As payment for killing my loving underlings,

I'll burn your pretty face.

Are you ready?

Are you all right?

I've never flown a plane before. What should I do?

My dearest Honey...

When you change into Cutie Honey, you can operate any kind of machine.

That's right. I forgot!

Is the crown safe?

Don't worry, everyone.

Owing to a brave passenger, we've safely recovered the crown.

This is the passenger, a man with Yamato Spirit.

Father!

Even though I'm old, I just couldn't let evil have its way.

On behalf of the other passengers...

Dammit!

How can a father be more popular among girls than his son?

Go, Scissors Panther.

Teach Honey Kusaragi the true fear of opposing Panther Claw!

I hear and obey, Sister Jill.

Even if it costs me my life.

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

From beyond the night sky

But when I turn back, all I see is darkness

How long has it been since we were together

Looking up at those stars?

It's okay, don 't worry about me

I knew, you see...

That things could not always stay that way

Someone calls to me, "Honey"

Honey, Honey, that voice from the past

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

It sends a shiver through my breast

My face downcast, I keep walking towards that distant, misty town

And I don't let anyone see

The tears that hang in my eyes

It's okay, don 't worry about me

As long as I'm alone, you see...

I can cry as much as I need to

From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"

Honey, Honey, someone's calling to me

Bring me back some goodies!

You bet!

How big! It's thrilling!

NEXT TIME: BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS

Honey escapes with ease from St. Chapel Academy,

to the place where the visiting Princess of Toreadol, Dirty Mary, is also going.

The Scissors Land Opening Memorial Carnival.

Wait!

I said wait!

You can't just run around recklessly!

That queen ring which sparkles on your finger...

If you lose it, you cannot inherit the throne!

Okay, you hear me?

You understand now?

How cute!

What a man!

But it turns out Scissors Land was a scheme to steal the queen ring...

and take the throne of Toreadol.

A trap set by Panther Claw!

Help me, Jumpei!

I will right away!

I'll show you the power of Hayami Jumpei, fighter of love.

I'll show you the Hayami family's splendid rope escape technique!

When Dambei and Junpei are taken hostage,

Honey comes to save them, and the Atmospheric Element Solidifier is put into peril!

Next time on Cutie Honey:

BLACK SCISSORS CUT THROUGH DREAMS

Look forward to it!