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Hello?
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Thank God.
I was a little afraid you'd be the other guy.
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He's a little unhinged.
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Saw your little demonstration
at Valley Fest.
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Couple of the guys have been
requesting I come join the club.
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So, uh, I feel like it's time
to give it another go.
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But I've got some ground rules.
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I prefer to take a flag football
approach to my karate training.
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Ideally, learning
to hit and kick
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without actually being
hit or kicked.
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Part and parcel with that,
I have a bit of a thing about personal space.
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The other Cobras are just gonna
have to accept that.
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Wow! That is quite the tattoo.
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Ooh... Ah...
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Not to nitpick here,
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but I'm not sure
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it's anatomically correct.
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You see, the hood
of the Indo-Chinese
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spitting cobra is much smaller
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and their pupils
are actually round,
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not the vertical type
your artist opted for.
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So, uh, you know,
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probably an easy enough fix
to correct the...
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Pupils.
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Shit, shit, shit!
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Maybe we should take
a video of us sparring
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and post it on Instagram.
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Everybody already saw us
at Valley Fest, no one cared.
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You know what the problem is?
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Miyagi-Do's all about defense.
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Defense wins championships.
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Yeah, but people show up
for the offense.
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That's why Cobra Kai
is more popular.
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All right? We need to show them
we can fight, too.
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So, what exactly
are we supposed to do?
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Go to the mall
and pick a fight?
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Record us defending ourselves?
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It's not the worst idea.
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It's a terrible idea.
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Hey, Dad.
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Getting the banana boat
up and running?
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I'm trying.
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Do you maybe wanna
come around back?
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You could teach us some karate.
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I ever tell you about
my first job selling cars?
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It was at this used
car lot in Tarzana.
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The owner there, he thought
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he was God's gift to sales.
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Truth is, the customers could
smell his BS a mile away.
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My first month there,
I outsold him.
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How'd you do that?
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I did what Mr. Miyagi
taught me to do.
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I treated people honestly.
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Looked them in the eye,
asked for their trust,
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and I earned it.
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All the fanfare
and all the gimmicks,
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that stuff,
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I mean, it gets them
in the door
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but it doesn't sell cars.
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It's the same thing
with karate.
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We gotta use
a more personal touch.
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We gotta look people in the eye
and connect with them.
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That's the only way
we're gonna be successful.
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All right. You ready?
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Oh, yeah.
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Go get Robby,
we're gonna take a drive.
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You gotta understand that Mogadishu in the
'90s was a hellhole.
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Warlords controlled
whole swaths of the city.
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My team and I were charged
with cleaning the place up.
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How many warlords
did you kill?
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You keep track of
every ant you stomp out?
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Whoa.
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Badass.
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No, no, no, you already raised
my rent six months ago.
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You don't get to raise it again
just because I have more students.
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That's exactly what I'm doing!
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You have more students,
you have more money.
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You have more money,
you pay more rent. Yeah?
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And I give you storage room
for free.
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The storage room
was already part of it.
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I was letting you keep
your shit in here for free.
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I should've charged you rent!
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Oh, would've, could've,
should've, my friend.
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"My friend"? I'm not your friend.
We're not friends. We had a handshake deal.
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Well, that's because
you had shitty credit!
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Okay, let's make
new handshake deal, huh?
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Come on.
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All right, fine.
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Okay, okay. Okay!
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Now, get the hell
out of my dojo.
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No, no. Back door.
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Son of a bitch.
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Yeah, don't let the door
hit your ass on the way out.
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It's my door!
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They were outgunned,
we were outmanned.
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I tell you,
Rwanda was no joke.
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Don't you mean Somalia?
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Mogadishu is in Somalia,
Rwanda's a whole different country.
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Of course, Somalia.
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I've spent so much time in the sandbox,
it all kind of bleeds together, you know?
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Listen up!
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I see we've got
some new recruits.
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Everybody, fall in.
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In neat rows and lines.
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Time to see
what you're made of.
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Straighten up, ginger twins.
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Sorry, parents can't
stay for class.
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It's an insurance thing.
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I'm not a dad. I...
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I am here to kick
some ass, sir!
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Do I know you
from somewhere?
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Oh, yeah, they, uh...
I sold you the mirror.
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We kind of bonded,
talked about rock bands.
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Look, you're a little old.
This is a class for teenagers.
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Well, I can take 'em.
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I'm not afraid of kids, sir.
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And my mom,
she doesn't charge me rent,
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so I got
a lot of cash to burn.
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Yeah.
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We'll consider this
a trial run.
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I thought my last group
of recruits was pathetic.
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But if you do
what I tell you to do,
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you'll at least have a chance
of becoming a fighter.
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But to do that,
you gotta fight.
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So, which one of you has the
balls to take on the champ?
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Uh...
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I'll take him on.
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Oh, you will, huh?
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I saw your little demo
at Valley Fest.
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You guys can put on a show,
but can you actually fight?
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That sounds like a challenge.
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I like a challenge.
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Mr. Diaz,
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show little Miss Hotshot here
what Cobra Kai is all about.
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Look, are you sure
that you wanna do...
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All right. Game on.
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Close the gap.
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You're telegraphing.
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Don't let me see it coming.
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Did you see that coming?
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Maybe.
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My name's Miguel.
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Tory.
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With a "Y."
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I still don't understand
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how going to the beach
is gonna help us get students.
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It's not the students that I'm after,
it's the parents.
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So, you're counting on kids
listening to their parents?
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No, I'm counting on parents doing
whatever it takes to protect their kids.
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Look, I've tried everything
else to promote Miyagi-Do.
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If this doesn't work,
nothing will.
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See? What did I tell ya?
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It's always packed
here on Saturdays.
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Cool wheels, daddy-o.
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Maybe you can give me
a ride sometime?
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You know it, doll.
We could cruise on down to the passion pit.
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Hey, Jack Durocher,
he's got a kid at West Valley, doesn't he?
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A son, I think, yeah.
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Hmm.
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You all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, I just kind of
used to work here.
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Really? When?
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Couple of days last summer.
It wasn't a great fit.
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Ugh!
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Let me guess,
dick pic?
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No.
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My mom wants me to go
to the beach club with her.
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Oh, my God,
that sounds so miserable.
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No. It's just, this girl Sam's
probably gonna be there,
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and she and I
are not on good terms.
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Whatever.
I'm Aisha, by the way.
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Tory.
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Hey, that's a cool bracelet.
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Oh, this?
It's not just for show.
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Some creepy guy at the mall
tried to grab me once,
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but I managed to block him and give
him a gift he won't ever forget.
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Wow.
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You seem like you already know
how to kick ass pretty well.
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What do you need Cobra Kai for?
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I've had a couple
kickboxing lessons,
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00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:18,050
but I've always wanted
to smash boards blindfolded.
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Oh...
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You saw that.
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Mmm-hmm.
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The secret is poking
little holes in the blindfolds.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Hey. You wouldn't wanna go to
the beach with me, would you?
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It'd be nice to have
some backup.
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I guess I could suffer
through a day at the beach.
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00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,172
So you got pushed around,
so what?
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Get over it. You were in a karate dojo,
that's the whole point.
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It was aggravated assault, Eli.
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I looked it up.
That's a year in prison and a $10,000 fine.
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Stop being such
a bitch, Demetri.
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You know what happens
to snitches.
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They get immunity.
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Snitches get stitches.
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I have stitches.
200
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,961
I've got several stitches.
201
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,331
Don't do anything stupid,
you'll regret it.
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00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,099
What happened?
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00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:09,668
That pussy Demetri couldn't
handle training with Mr. Kreese.
204
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,303
He's not Cobra Kai material.
205
00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,483
Looks good.
206
00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:26,218
I used a level this time.
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00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,389
What's up?
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00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:35,694
I'm a little worried
about Mr. Kreese.
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00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,497
My friend Demetri came in
and he roughed him up.
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Demetri.
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Yeah.
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00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,967
He the mouthy one?
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Yeah, he probably deserved it.
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00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:47,639
Look, I know you guys are old friends,
but some of his stories don't add up.
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00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,808
Look, John Kreese and I
go way back.
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All right? He and I...
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00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:55,147
It's complicated.
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00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:58,984
The guy's got his issues,
but everyone deserves a second chance.
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All right? There's nothing to worry about.
I'm on top of it.
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Okay.
221
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,936
So, Kevin's
a sophomore already?
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00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:20,172
How did he enjoy
freshman year?
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00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,740
I guess it was fine.
224
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:25,945
To be honest, he doesn't really give me much.
The kid is always on his phone.
225
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,147
Yeah, I know
something about that.
226
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,782
It's tough to get a read
on these kids.
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00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,249
You know, back in our day,
our moms knew
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there was a problem when we
came home with a black eye.
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Today, forget about it.
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Just the concept of Kevin
even being in a fight,
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he'd probably reach for a video game
controller to enter a cheat code.
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That's why I'm switching it up.
I'm going old-school.
233
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Oh, yeah? What you up to?
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Funny you should ask.
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Okay.
This is not the beach.
236
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,138
Where are the homeless dudes
on Rollerblades
237
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and the guys shoving shitty
hip-hop demos in your face?
238
00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:00,512
No, don't worry, they'll come after
they pass out the hors d'oeuvres.
239
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,388
What's going on?
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00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,125
It's Aisha.
241
00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:14,727
We haven't spoken since
everything that went down
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at Valley Fest.
243
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,364
I feel like we should clear the air,
but at the same time,
244
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I'm still pissed at them
for ruining our performance.
245
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I say go talk to her.
246
00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:28,908
Worst case, if a fight breaks out,
we could record it.
247
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:34,480
Who knows, maybe I'll come back
with a new Miyagi-Do student.
248
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,830
Hey.
249
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,100
So, how's it going?
250
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,437
You realize we're not okay.
251
00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:01,440
What are you mad about?
252
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,375
You guys are the ones who stomped
all over our Valley Fest demo.
253
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,245
Only after your father
attacked our dojo.
254
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,830
What were we supposed to do?
255
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,582
He didn't attack you guys.
256
00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:13,184
No? "Snake in the grass"?
257
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,219
Real subtle.
258
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,621
He's just trying
to do the right thing.
259
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,089
What, so, Cobra Kai is wrong?
260
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,892
It's not wrong.
It's just...
261
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,563
What are we doing?
262
00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:28,233
It's our summer vacation,
we're at the beach,
263
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,001
and we're fighting
about karate?
264
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,070
When we should be
fighting about boys.
265
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,439
Or who's gonna get the last
piece of pretzel bread.
266
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,740
Oh, no. That's mine.
267
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:47,819
So, it's just you and abs
all summer, training?
268
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:50,089
God, that must be hard.
269
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,190
Okay.
270
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,194
I knew it was you.
271
00:14:56,227 --> 00:15:00,266
What did I say would happen if you
ever stepped foot in here again?
272
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,535
I'm calling the cops.
273
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:06,071
Uh, what's going on here?
274
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,505
Nothing to worry about,
Mrs. LaRusso.
275
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,942
Just removing this delinquent
from the property.
276
00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:14,746
Well, this delinquent
happens to be our guest.
277
00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:16,281
Ma'am, I don't think
you understand.
278
00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:19,217
No, I don't think
you understand.
279
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,087
Robby is our guest. Period.
280
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,090
My mistake.
281
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,230
What was that about, Robby?
282
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,969
Before I met you guys,
I was a different person.
283
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,541
Me and my friends did some
stuff here that I regret.
284
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,375
Did you hurt anybody?
285
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,511
No. No, no, no.
Nothing like that.
286
00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,448
But that guy's right.
Maybe I should go.
287
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,250
What? No.
288
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:56,155
No. Hey, look,
we all make mistakes.
289
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,590
It's what we do next
that counts, right?
290
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,297
I'll tell you right now,
you don't know who you're messing with.
291
00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:08,634
Do you have any idea
of what I'm capable of?
292
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:12,337
Because if it's a war that
you're looking for, you got one.
293
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,507
I'll burn the whole damn place
down, if I have to.
294
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:18,043
Johnny.
295
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,845
Everything okay?
296
00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:24,917
Oh, yeah. I was just having this
little dispute with my hotelier.
297
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,652
You know, I'm over
at the Universal City Sheraton.
298
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:29,921
Top-notch accommodations.
299
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:33,025
But I think housekeeping walked
off with one of my watches.
300
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,460
Yeah.
301
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,097
Listen, I'll see you in the morning,
bright and early.
302
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,699
It was a good class today.
303
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,769
I think there's a couple of
decent prospects in the bunch.
304
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,037
Yeah.
305
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,382
It's about time somebody taught
these kids how to fight.
306
00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:00,486
I keep hearing all these stories
about bullying being on the rise.
307
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,286
That's right.
308
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,255
So, the dojo is actually
at a house,
309
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,691
and we train outside in nature.
I incorporate...
310
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,660
Do I hear you gentlemen
gabbing about karate?
311
00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:09,695
Hey, Sandra.
312
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,263
Daniel was just telling us
about his new dojo.
313
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,431
Who would have thought
that karate would be the thing
314
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,101
that turned everything around
for my Aisha.
315
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:18,003
Really? Is she one
of your students, Daniel?
316
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:21,539
Uh... No. Aisha goes to...
317
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,741
Cobra Kai.
318
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:25,710
It's the best thing
that ever happened to her.
319
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:28,814
For a while, she hit a real
rough patch, poor thing.
320
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:34,319
But Sensei Lawrence, he's helped her
in ways that I couldn't have dreamed.
321
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,855
He's given her confidence.
322
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,357
He made her tough.
323
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,226
You know what? Listen,
you can be tough without being aggressive.
324
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:43,461
And, see, that's the difference
between Miyagi-Do and...
325
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,798
Cobra Kai, didn't they do
that thing at Valley Fest?
326
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:47,399
Yeah.
327
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,166
Oh.
328
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,434
Yeah, they said it was
like a Van Halen concert.
329
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:49,268
No, that was...
330
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,637
Got it on my phone.
331
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:56,108
Right?
332
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,476
Kickass.
333
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,110
Now, why isn't my kid
doing that?
334
00:17:59,143 --> 00:17:58,943
Mmm.
335
00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:01,246
Oh, man.
336
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,615
Look at him there.
337
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:05,984
Look at that.
338
00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:08,453
So, Robby actually moved
into our house.
339
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:10,255
Your parents let that happen?
340
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,424
Well, there's nothing going on,
we're just friends.
341
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:15,861
Uh-huh. Well, I'm still
not gonna tell Miguel.
342
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,264
Hey. Look what I got?
343
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,782
Where did you get that?
344
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:22,467
I swiped it from the bar.
345
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,569
Oh, relax. All the adults
are getting wasted,
346
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,805
no one's gonna notice
if we have a little fun.
347
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:29,941
You should put that back,
you could get into big trouble.
348
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,242
And you are?
349
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,113
Oh. Sam, this is Tory,
Tory, Sam.
350
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,415
Oh. The Sam.
351
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,117
Come on, like anyone's gonna
miss one bottle of vodka.
352
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:42,420
I could swipe half the silverware in
this place before anyone would notice.
353
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,155
You shouldn't steal anything.
354
00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:45,724
What are you, a nun?
355
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,293
Come on, are we gonna
drink or not?
356
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,299
Okay, one drink.
357
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,335
That's my girl.
358
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,912
Yeah, the name's
Kreese, John Kreese.
359
00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:09,581
K-R-E-E-S-E.
360
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,284
Are you sure?
361
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,787
Is there more than one
Universal City Sheraton?
362
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:17,823
Yeah, I'm serious.
363
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,592
Can I help you?
364
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,361
Uh, no.
365
00:19:57,395 --> 00:20:00,199
I'm sorry. You just looked
like an old friend.
366
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:04,836
Your friend,
he liked to fish?
367
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:08,507
Yeah, he did.
He was better than I ever was.
368
00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:12,677
Not too many bites, huh?
369
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,145
Not yet.
370
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:15,814
Plenty still out there.
371
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,817
If you got something
worth biting,
372
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,787
eventually, the fish
will find you.
373
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,756
You just have to be patient.
374
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:31,229
You're a lot more like my
friend than I thought.
375
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,811
I'm sorry about Aisha.
376
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,348
She can be friends
with whoever she wants.
377
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,352
Hey, have either one of you
seen my wallet?
378
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,653
Wait, you're missing
your wallet?
379
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:57,388
It's gotta be
around here somewhere.
380
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,492
Can you just spread out?
I'm sure it'll turn up.
381
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,692
I'll check the beach.
382
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:04,029
Maybe someone turned it
in to the lifeguard.
383
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,003
Wait, I'm sorry,
you gave her a front wedgie?
384
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,105
I split that bitch in two.
385
00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:17,342
Hey.
386
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,445
My mom's missing her wallet.
387
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,413
Sucks for her.
388
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,415
You wouldn't know
anything about that?
389
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,052
Wait. Wait, what
are you saying?
390
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,821
Just give me the wallet,
and I won't tell security.
391
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,222
Are you freaking kidding me?
392
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:34,292
Sam, she didn't steal
your mom's wallet.
393
00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:36,995
Right. And she didn't
steal a bottle of vodka.
394
00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:38,696
And you wouldn't steal
half the silverware in here.
395
00:21:38,729 --> 00:21:40,999
Listen, I didn't rob
your mom, bitch.
396
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,336
You know what?
Let's get out of here.
397
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,272
Get off of me!
398
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,514
Are you okay?
399
00:21:56,213 --> 00:21:57,516
Real nice friend you've made.
400
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,485
You shouldn't have accused her
of something like that.
401
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,029
What are you up to?
402
00:22:31,949 --> 00:22:33,051
I knew it.
403
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,420
No, but did you see
shorty in the green thong?
404
00:22:35,453 --> 00:22:38,457
Man, I ain't thinking
about that right now.
405
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,660
Just open the goddamn door.
406
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:41,860
It's not gonna happen.
407
00:22:46,297 --> 00:22:48,332
You better watch your ass.
408
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:53,004
All right, look, let's get the stuff,
then we gonna bolt.
409
00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:54,272
Just like that.
410
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:56,575
Ugh. This guy here, man.
411
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:58,643
Same shit, different summer.
412
00:22:58,676 --> 00:23:00,645
Hey, what are you
doing here, Robby?
413
00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:03,414
I found your stash.
You're gonna give it all back.
414
00:23:03,447 --> 00:23:05,483
The hell we are.
415
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,653
You didn't learn your lesson
last time? That's cool.
416
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,922
We can give you
a refresher course.
417
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:12,924
Bring it.
418
00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,295
Damn!
419
00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:19,264
What, you forgot
this was a three-man job?
420
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,242
What did I tell you?
421
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,345
Three weeks now I've been
dealing with your bullshit!
422
00:23:34,378 --> 00:23:36,581
I warned you
there would be consequences.
423
00:23:36,614 --> 00:23:40,485
You busted the lock off
my footlocker, you piece of...
424
00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:42,287
Hey, knock it off!
425
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,322
You wanna go back out
on the street, John?
426
00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:45,523
Live at a bus stop?
427
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,026
I got 100 guys that would
kill for your bed.
428
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,532
I'm sorry, ma'am.
429
00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:55,867
It won't happen again.
430
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:12,717
You know, for a smart kid,
you sure do learn slow.
431
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:16,455
Maybe we need to leave him with
something to remember us by.
432
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:23,528
Let him go.
433
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,064
Don't listen to him.
434
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,000
All right, Grandpa.
435
00:24:30,401 --> 00:24:31,570
Let's do it.
436
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:02,234
Your grandpa know how
to move like that, huh?
437
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,169
Come on, let's go.
438
00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:07,939
You could've told me.
439
00:25:14,545 --> 00:25:16,781
You knew me when
I was on top, Johnny.
440
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,620
Kind of hard to let that go.
441
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,256
Is any of it true?
442
00:25:25,089 --> 00:25:26,992
Afghanistan, Panama.
443
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,261
The trip to Tahiti?
444
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:37,202
Things got rough
after I lost the dojo.
445
00:25:42,673 --> 00:25:45,677
I tried reenlisting,
but they wouldn't take me.
446
00:25:48,012 --> 00:25:51,349
They got these bullshit
psychiatrists now.
447
00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:53,651
I mean, what the hell
do they know?
448
00:25:53,684 --> 00:25:55,787
They weren't there
in the shit.
449
00:25:57,855 --> 00:25:59,958
Most of them
weren't even born.
450
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:07,032
Then one of my war buddies,
he, uh, offered me a job.
451
00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:14,072
But I felt like
it was a handout.
452
00:26:15,306 --> 00:26:19,010
So I banged around here and there,
doing this, doing that.
453
00:26:21,145 --> 00:26:22,914
Then I got old.
454
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:25,717
And for the last ten years,
455
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,353
I've been living
in places like this.
456
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:36,695
Then I heard about
what you did in the All Valley,
457
00:26:37,828 --> 00:26:40,265
and I figured,
there was my second shot.
458
00:26:41,932 --> 00:26:44,836
With all the shit
that I've seen in my life...
459
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,908
I feel like a broken man,
Johnny.
460
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:54,179
I don't really think
I can be fixed.
461
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:00,652
That sounds
an awful lot like defeat.
462
00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:05,790
But I was taught,
463
00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:11,363
"Defeat does not exist
in this dojo."
464
00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:13,898
Does it?
465
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:19,270
Cobra Kai wouldn't exist
without John Kreese.
466
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,311
You want a chance to
redeem yourself, you got it.
467
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,681
But you gotta try
to do things my way.
468
00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:32,684
That work for you?
469
00:27:43,394 --> 00:27:45,063
Yes, Sensei.
470
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:18,363
How's your head?
471
00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,033
Still a little sore.
472
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:26,871
It was really stupid of me to
put myself in that situation.
473
00:28:26,904 --> 00:28:29,274
You were doing
what you thought was right.
474
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,311
Something good
did come out of it, though.
475
00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:38,383
All right, Grandpa.
476
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,119
Let's do it.
477
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:46,057
Former All Valley champ takes out three
criminals using Miyagi-Do Karate.
478
00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:47,858
Feels like it could go viral.
479
00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,262
Bet we'd have
a packed dojo by noon.
480
00:29:00,204 --> 00:29:01,438
No.
481
00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:04,942
Miyagi-Do is about defending
yourself and protecting others.
482
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,144
Not seeking credit.
483
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,118
Mr. Miyagi didn't recruit me,
he wasn't looking for students.
484
00:29:14,084 --> 00:29:16,120
He took me in
because I needed him.
485
00:29:16,153 --> 00:29:19,224
I came to him,
not the other way around.
486
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,791
It's time we be patient.
487
00:29:20,824 --> 00:29:23,962
Let those who need us
find us.
488
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:24,929
Right?
489
00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,099
Excuse me.
490
00:29:28,132 --> 00:29:33,271
Uh, it was unclear if the gate was the front
or if I was supposed to ring the doorbell.
491
00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,375
Is that a koi pond?
492
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:39,377
How much does it cost
to maintain that?
493
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,745
May I help you?
494
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:41,879
Uh...
495
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:45,049
Yeah. I wanna learn karate.
496
00:29:53,724 --> 00:29:55,994
You have come
to the right place.
497
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,770
The back thrust kick
works like this.
498
00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:09,373
You step, pivot,
throw a side kick.
499
00:30:09,406 --> 00:30:11,642
What about if your opponent
attacks you from behind?
500
00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:13,278
Excellent question.
501
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,448
Sensei Kreese,
you wanna take this one?
502
00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:22,220
Certainly, Sensei Lawrence.
503
00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:26,924
You sure about this, Sensei?
504
00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:28,893
There's nothing to worry about.
505
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:34,566
The key to this move is making your
enemy think you are retreating.
506
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,169
But just as they
let their guard down,
507
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,973
that's when you strike
the hardest.
508
00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:53,851
Okay, pay attention.
509
00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:56,520
You have a difficult choice.
What do you do?
510
00:30:56,553 --> 00:30:59,823
You make a move. You go all-in.
511
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,026
Well, this just got awkward.
512
00:31:02,059 --> 00:31:03,928
Of course, the most important
student was absent.
513
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:05,396
Robby wants nothing
to do with me.
514
00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:07,131
I'm glad you're part
of this family.
515
00:31:07,164 --> 00:31:09,066
LaRusso's been a thorn in
my side since high school
516
00:31:09,099 --> 00:31:10,901
and now he moves my son
into his house.
517
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,304
These things don't end well.
518
00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:15,739
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
519
00:31:15,739 --> 00:31:15,572
Like you don't know.
520
00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:17,308
You're dead meat.
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