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Sorry!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Hold the boat!
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I'm coming!
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Noah! Mr. The Ark! I'm here.
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Barely made it. I thought
you were gonna leave without...
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Gee, Mr. Noah, sir...
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...I'm gonna come too.
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What are you, anyway?
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Good question.
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Now, technically speaking...
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...let's say, put me down
as a "whatever."
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What do you mean?
What is your species?
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I don't know.
I guess there's only one of me.
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Then you are doomed!
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Wait. Wait!
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Yes, sir?
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You may need this.
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But, but, but...
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No! No! No!
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I don't wanna be alone!
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No, I don't wanna be alone.
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No, no, no!
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I don't wanna be alone!
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You're not alone.
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Who said that?
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Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat
who's hanging out of the window!
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Rizzo?
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No, it's Santa,
but I forgot my reindeer.
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- I'm sorry, Rizzo.
- Yeah, right.
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Boy.
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I had that weird dream again.
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Oh, yeah? The one with the goat and
the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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No, it was the one where...
Forget it. You wouldn't understand.
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I'd understand.
Come on, we're roommates.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I'm here for you, man.
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Okay. It's the one where
I'm talking to this Noah guy...
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...and he won't let me on his boat
because I'm all...
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...alone.
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Good night, Rizzo.
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Morning.
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What? Hey, man!
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I do it all for you, ladies.
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And scrunch.
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Scrunch it. And right. And left.
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And suck in those tummies, ladies!
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That was fun. Way to get down
with your bad selves.
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- Pass the bagel.
- Good morning, Rowlf.
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Good morning, Bob.
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning.
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Hello, little people!
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What an absolutely splendid day!
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How are you, Piggy?
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Late. I start my fabulous
new job today.
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We megastar TV journalists
have to be punctual, you know.
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- TV journalist...?
- Gotta run. Bye, Kermie.
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Kissie, kissie.
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- Is breakfast over?
- No, why?
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Because I think
the bacon just ran out.
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The raspberry flapovers
will be out in a moment.
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Uncle Kermit, what'll you do
now that you're on vacation?
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Robin, as soon as I get
those housepainters started...
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...I'm gonna kick back and relax.
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- When will you fix the oven, okay?
- What's wrong with the oven?
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That.
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Popovers kaput!
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I'll put it on the top of my list.
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There is a menu correction, okay.
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We will now be serving
bologna sandwiches.
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But no bread.
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I'm already gone.
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Hey, Gonzo. Aren't you performing
at that bar mitzvah today?
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Electric Mayhem's covering for me.
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Shalom.
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But you never miss the chance
to shoot yourself out of a cannon.
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Something wrong?
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- No.
- Okay.
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It's just that I'm sick and tired of
being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all.
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Gonzo, you are not
a one-of-a-kind freak. You're a...
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A whatever?
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- Well, yeah.
- You see?
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See what I mean? I don't even know
where I came from or who I am.
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Yo, Kerm.
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You weren't waiting for some painters,
were you?
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Yeah.
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- They're driving away.
- What?
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- Animal bit one of them.
- Oh, no.
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Wait, guys!
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Don't let them go!
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You know what you are, Gonzo?
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- What?
- Distinct.
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Hey, wait, guys! He didn't mean it!
He's just a musician!
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Musician, musician, musician!
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Distinct, huh?
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More like extinct.
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"Watch the sky"? Hey, hey!
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Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n
Alphabet is sending me a message.
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I know what you mean.
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I had some guacamole last night,
and it's still speaking to me.
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No, really. Look, look.
I'm not kidding.
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Well, it was there just a second ago.
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I swear, Rizzo.
It said, "Watch the sky."
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Are you sure it didn't say,
"You need help"?
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But, but...
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Look, maybe you and your cereal
would like to be alone.
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Oh, boy.
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My bologna has a first name
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It's O-S-C-A-R
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Cool.
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"R U there"?
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Rizzo!
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C.O.V.N.E.T.
Top-secret national security facility.
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Mission:
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Investigate threat
of extraterrestrial attack...
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...cleverly disguised
as a cement factory.
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General Luft, welcome.
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I'm on a schedule.
What have you got?
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Hard evidence.
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We finally got them.
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- Rentro.
- Yes, sir?
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The remote.
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The goat?
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The remote.
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The remote.
I thought he said, "The goat."
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Over the past few months...
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...we have received
some unusual communications.
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Communications, sir,
that are not of this Earth.
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- Really?
- Incoming.
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Sorry about that, general.
Here's your remote.
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Thank you, Rentro.
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We believe that aliens are using
a contact on Earth...
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...to plan their invasion.
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Now, this same message,
"R U there"...
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...has appeared all over the world.
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We've been lucky enough to capture
these instances on film.
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The pyramid at Giza.
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Stonehenge.
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Okay, now this one says...
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..."R U three," but we believe that
to be a simple spelling error.
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This could be vandalism,
a practical joke.
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Now, you see that?
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That's what I said, general.
These photos are...
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I'll just be over here then.
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Right this way, general.
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When I plotted
these anomalies sequentially...
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...a pattern emerged.
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A spiral.
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Do you see the spiral?
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Sir, they are out there.
They are coming here.
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Do you have any idea
what you have here, Singer?
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Sir, I have an inkling.
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Bubkes.
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- Bubkes?
- Good day.
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But, sir, we have to take action now.
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I hired you to find me an alien.
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And you bring me doctored photos
and a spiral.
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You are on thin ice, boy.
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I gotta hand it to you, sir.
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I thought your presentation
was just wonderful.
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Yeah.
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Whoop, there it is.
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Roberta. Dolores.
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Shannanay.
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Yo, Kerm,
what should I do with the bills?
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- Just leave them inside.
- All right.
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Gonzo, do you want your new issue
of Insanity Fair?
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No, I'll get it later.
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What is he doing up there?
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His breakfast cereal told him
to sit on the roof.
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Talk about whole-grain and nuts.
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Cool.
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Hey, yeah.
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Cool.
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This could be painful.
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It is. It is.
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- Gonzo! Mr. Gonzo.
- Mr. Gonzo.
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Greetings, Mr. Gonzo. Greetings!
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What are you guys? Space fish?
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We are cosmic knowledge fish.
We know many, many things.
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- Would you like some tea?
- No, thanks.
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Mr. Gonzo, your people have
been trying to reach you.
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My people? Are they fish too?
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No, no, no.
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We're not the same as you.
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We are highly evolved beings.
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Now, if...
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What was I saying?
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My people?
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- Oh, yes.
- Excellent.
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You must mow the lawn if you wish
to find what you seek.
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I should mow the lawn?
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A lawn that is cut
in your own words, Gonzo.
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A message that can be seen
from space.
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- Space!
- So trim it well.
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Goodbye, Gonzo.
And may the fish be with you.
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Thanks, guys,
for the cosmic knowledge.
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- Goodbye, Mr. Gonzo.
- Bye! Goodbye!
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That's it!
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Come on, Rizzo. Time to bet, okay.
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All right, prawn cracker.
I'll see your Maryland crab cakes...
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...and I'll raise you
a 1958 cheddar cheese...
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...never been sniffed.
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- Crab cakes and cheese?
- Can't beat that.
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Hey, guys!
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The cosmic fish have spoken to me.
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I'm from outer space!
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Yeah, yeah, that's great.
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- Pepe, are you in or out?
- I'm in.
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I'm an alien!
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You been tap-dancing
on the barbecue?
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No, no, Rizzo. I'm just fine.
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My cards!
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Somebody get a fire extinguisher!
Not my cards.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Gonzo, are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah, absolutely.
But I have to respond.
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Gotta make contact.
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- Where's he going with those keys?
- Who cares? Flying saucer, maybe.
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Dos deuces.
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The prawn cracker wins.
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Pair of twos! I swear
I had four aces. I really did!
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You got to know when to hold it
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No, no, no!
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Know when to fold it
Know when to walk...
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Just a few things for today, sir.
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Let's see. Here's a winner.
Your Platinum Buns workout tape.
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And let's see...
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That new satellite photo is here...
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...my Captain Kangaroo pajamas...
- What?
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What satellite photo?
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"I am here."
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Mowed in the lawn.
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Who did this?
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- This is not good.
- No.
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Poor guy. He's hallucinating.
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Getting weird messages.
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Hearing things.
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He listens to voices
and does what they say.
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Hold your horseshoes.
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I think I've got an idea.
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You're scary.
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I have to call Luft.
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Wait. Careful.
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- Careful.
- Baby steps.
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Baby steps.
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- We need more evidence.
- More evidence.
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- Remember, we're just watching.
- Watching.
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- And waiting.
- Waiting.
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Build it and we will come.
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Build what?
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Build a Jacuzzi...
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...and we will come, okay.
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I'm up. I'm up.
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Must build Jacuzzi.
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Well done, pal.
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Put a little more paprika
on those, okay? Thank you.
258
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,483
Well, that's everything.
259
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,071
- He built it.
- And we came.
260
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,450
All right, now. Remember, I built
this new Jacuzzi for my alien family...
261
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,535
...so no eating in the spa.
262
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,289
We gotta tell him the truth, Pepe.
263
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,918
You tell him
and I will smack you.
264
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,879
I will smack you like
a bad, bad donkey, okay.
265
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,049
- Sal.
- Yeah, Johnny.
266
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,717
There are no cannolis here.
267
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,845
Yeah, but try this cake.
This is a beauty.
268
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,181
That is nice. Would you...?
Gonzo!
269
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,434
Go easy on the buffet, fellas.
I just want...
270
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,062
Who cut the cake? Who cut the cake?
271
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,314
- Who cut it?
- What? Look at that.
272
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,651
- Who cut this cake?
- That's awful, they would've...
273
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,321
I can't believe it. The guests
of honor aren't even here yet.
274
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,740
- Hey, great party.
- Yeah.
275
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,159
I just wish they'd get here.
276
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,204
Hey, you! Did you cut Gonzo's cake?
277
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,542
I wonder if there really is life
on other planets.
278
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,212
What do you care?
You don't have a life on this planet.
279
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,592
Earth, are you ready?
The Galaxy Channel presents...
280
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,264
...UFO Mania Live, with
close-encounter expert Shelley Snipes.
281
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:33,643
Hello, I'm Shelley Snipes.
Coming up on UFO Mania Live...
282
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:37,313
...I'll be taking a hard look
at some compelling new data.
283
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:42,027
Have you seen something in the sky
but were afraid to talk about it?
284
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,071
I don't understand why
they didn't show up last night.
285
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,323
Well, perhaps we can
be of assistance.
286
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,326
I think we can help you contact
your alien brethren...
287
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,455
...by boosting your newly enhanced
conductivity.
288
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,207
Okay, Beakie. Let her rip.
289
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,547
Wait a minute.
I think I'm picking up a signal.
290
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,634
If you've had contact
with an alien...
291
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:10,013
...or if you are an alien
and want to tell your story...
292
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,307
...write to us or come to our studio.
293
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:16,227
Come to our studio
at 6577 Broadcast Lane now.
294
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:19,814
The mother ship is calling me home!
295
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,650
Thanks, guys.
296
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,821
The mother ship! It worked.
The mother ship!
297
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:29,824
Beaker?
298
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,160
You said you going to tell him, okay.
299
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,997
Pepe, the Jacuzzi thing was your idea,
and you have to tell him.
300
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,665
Sí, I will tell him, okay.
301
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,959
- They're calling me!
- Here he comes.
302
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,129
- Hey, Gonzo.
- I can't talk now, guys.
303
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,007
- You should've told him.
- I wasn't supposed to!
304
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,676
- You said you'd tell him.
- I said, you! I meant you.
305
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,780
Hi, guys. I'm here.
306
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,950
I'll just leave the tractor
here in front, okay?
307
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,369
And that's the way it is.
308
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:18,331
This is Miss Piggy saying
good night, and have a great...
309
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,834
Hey! Where's my coffee?
310
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,339
Coming! Coming! Coming!
311
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,844
- I'll take one.
- In a minute.
312
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,054
- Light, no sugar.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,641
Shelley's stuck at the airport.
She won't make it on time.
314
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,186
Okay, I am not gonna panic.
Who am I kidding? Yes, I am.
315
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:42,188
No, I'm not.
316
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:46,526
Okay, I'm panicking. Who can we
possibly get at the last minute? Who?
317
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,196
Cappuccino?
318
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,741
- Stand by, everybody.
- Roll tape, please!
319
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,827
And cue I.D.
320
00:24:55,995 --> 00:25:00,582
We're on in
five, four, three, two...
321
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,841
Look! It's Piggy's new show.
322
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,096
Read. Read!
323
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,894
"Hello again. I'm Shelley Snipes.
324
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,732
Today on UFO Mania,
flying saucers...
325
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,401
...and their extraterrestrial pilots."
326
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,488
- Wish I could find my pants.
- You should come to see this.
327
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,908
"I'm sure you've often wondered...
328
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:38,036
...what might those alien creatures
look like?"
329
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,206
People of Earth, do not be alarmed.
330
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,458
My message will be brief.
331
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,711
- I am Gonzo.
- Gonzo?
332
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,464
- Piggy?
- I don't have a Gonzo.
333
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,758
There seems to be some mistake.
334
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,135
Dang!
You better get down there, Kerm.
335
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:57,055
Relax. No one
is going anywhere, okay?
336
00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:00,975
You see, I was contacted through
my breakfast cereal...
337
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,603
...and it was confirmed
to me by the cosmic fish...
338
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,730
...that I am definitely
from outer space.
339
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:10,777
So you wanna go now
or wait for the commercial?
340
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,071
Now. Come on.
341
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,740
What are you doing here?
342
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,409
I'm making contact.
What are you doing?
343
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,161
Interview him.
344
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,414
I'm interviewing...
I'm interviewing you!
345
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,626
Great! What would you like to know?
346
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:30,838
The whole tearful tale
of your inner struggle, Gonzo.
347
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:35,677
I want my people to know I've received
their messages, and my response is:
348
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:40,306
"I am here."
349
00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,101
Bingo.
350
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:48,815
I'm at 44 Bronson Lane,
and I can't wait to meet you.
351
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,609
And I can't wait to meet you.
352
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,404
Me too. He's very charismatic,
don't you think?
353
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,613
Freeze that!
354
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,534
- I want him here and I want him now.
- Yes, sir.
355
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:04,163
So you're our fancy little landscaper.
356
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,332
We're gonna take a break.
357
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,212
Yes. We are going to pause here,
and we'll be right back with Gonzo...
358
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,214
...the geek who fell to Earth...
359
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,009
...with moi, Miss...
- And we're out.
360
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,219
Ninety seconds, folks.
361
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,388
Now that is TV.
362
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:24,392
The phones are lighting up like Vegas.
What power, what heat. You're a hit!
363
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,685
Thank you.
364
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,562
Not you. Him.
365
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,105
- Me?
- You've got it.
366
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,024
Sure wish we could find a cure.
367
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,651
- Rizzo?
- Gonzo?
368
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,986
- Kermie?
- Piggy?
369
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,237
What's going on?
370
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,991
Listen, aren't you taking
this alien thing a little too far?
371
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:44,787
Kermit, I realize that it may be hard
for you to accept me as an alien...
372
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,081
...but I didn't choose to be one.
373
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,877
Well, I've always had
alien tendencies.
374
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,337
This just makes sense.
375
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,921
Beautiful, big G.
376
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,424
- I see a follow-up episode here.
- Me too.
377
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,927
"The Alien in My Life."
A Miss Piggy special report.
378
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,930
What are you talking about?
You're the coffee pig.
379
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,601
Kermit, he's such a joker.
380
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,519
We'll take this from here.
381
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,483
We're with the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Aliens.
382
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,942
We feel your pain, Gonzo.
383
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,444
They feel my pain.
384
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,947
I got a paper cut that's a doozy.
You feel my pain too?
385
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,867
Can you help me make contact
with my alien tribe?
386
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,619
Yes, we can, Gonzo.
387
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,455
Somebody believes me.
Come on, fellas.
388
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,915
Take me to my leader.
389
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,625
But, but... Gonzo.
390
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,586
I don't like the look of them.
This rat smells a rat.
391
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,713
The limo's right this way.
392
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,633
Did he say limo?
Wait, I'm his translator.
393
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,135
Wait!
You know this Gonzo, right?
394
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,972
- If the price is right.
- The price?
395
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,308
Look.
396
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,353
I deliver Gonzo's exclusive
life story, okay...
397
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,272
...if you make moi
your new anchorwoman.
398
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:56,192
We're back in 15 seconds.
399
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:59,320
- What about Shelley?
- Shelley, shmelly.
400
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:02,240
- Yes, yes! Go.
- All right!
401
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,828
Excuse me.
402
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:11,499
Excuse me. Hey, studmuffin, hold it.
403
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,001
I'll deal with her.
404
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,504
You'll deal with moi?
405
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,507
Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to
get a story.
406
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,175
How about this story?
407
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,011
It's about a big bad wolf
and a little pig.
408
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,847
No, that's three pigs, okay?
409
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,598
Not in this version.
410
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:32,770
Wait a minute. You're not part of
that alien-protection agency.
411
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,441
Who are you?
Where are you taking Gonzo?
412
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,528
I'm impressed.
413
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,701
Black belt, third degree.
414
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,498
Platinum belt,
with an unlimited line of credit.
415
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,292
I like this party.
416
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,046
Tough guy. Tough guy!
417
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,674
Come on. Show me! Show me!
418
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,217
Look! Cindy Crawford.
419
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,016
Where have you been all my life?
420
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:21,736
Is that all you got?
421
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,822
Not the noogie!
422
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,207
Mama!
423
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,001
Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo!
424
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,712
What the hey?
425
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,590
Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo!
426
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,592
There are no aliens here.
427
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,221
Only good, old-fashioned,
hard-working Americans.
428
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,348
Good grief.
429
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,892
Now get off my Kentucky bluegrass.
430
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,102
Look! It's a little green man.
431
00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,107
Excuse me, but what are
all you people doing here?
432
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,778
We were drawn here by the alien.
433
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,783
That's all I know.
434
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,244
So let me get this straight now.
435
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:15,915
This government agency,
C.O.V.N.E.T., has abducted Gonzo...
436
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,292
...and taken him
to its top-secret facility?
437
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,127
Yes, Miss Piggy.
438
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,880
Thank you.
You've been most helpful.
439
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,841
At last! A real story.
440
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,636
Intrigue, danger, new outfits.
441
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,639
And it's mine, mine, mine!
All mine!
442
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,478
Come on. Please. You think
Ted Koppel never gets excited?
443
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:43,109
So this is the car that
takes us to the limo, right?
444
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,069
Somebody should look
at those shocks.
445
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,407
At least they carried our stuff.
Don't hold your breath for a tip.
446
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,330
As ambassador of Earth...
447
00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,958
...I welcome you.
448
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,297
I'm Edgar...
449
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,425
...but I want you to call me Ed.
450
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,051
That's Ed.
451
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:12,638
And it's an honor
to meet you, Mr. Gonzo.
452
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,515
Yeah. Me too.
453
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:16,183
Hors d'oeuvres!
454
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,518
Please...
455
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,521
...won't you sit?
456
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,315
Thanks.
457
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,401
Careful, careful.
You'll get gas.
458
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,864
So when do we begin, Ed?
I'm very excited about all this.
459
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,034
Me too, my friend.
460
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,954
- Me too.
- Yeah.
461
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,707
Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!
462
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,251
Kermie! Yes!
463
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,378
Kermie! Everybody!
464
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,755
Come here.
465
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,550
Listen, everyone, listen.
I've got great news.
466
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,303
Gonzo has been kidnapped
by the government...
467
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,222
...and it could be
a life-threatening situation!
468
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,058
How can that be great news?
469
00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,267
Because...
470
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,855
...I've got the story!
I've got the story!
471
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,194
I need to change. Something that
says journalistic integrity.
472
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,739
- I've gotta pee.
- Oh, brother.
473
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,283
What are we gonna do?
474
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,243
Okay, guys, it's up to us.
475
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:19,622
We have to save Gonzo from
a whole army of government agents.
476
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,666
Well, I have a joke book.
477
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,501
Drumsticks! Drumsticks!
478
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,836
I have some loose Jell-O, okay.
479
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,006
Okay. Well, that settles that.
480
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:33,552
In circumstances like this,
there's only one place to turn.
481
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,101
- What do you got, Bunsen?
- There you are.
482
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,771
Well, Mr. Kermit, here at Muppet Labs,
we've come up with many devices...
483
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,649
...that should aid you
in your covert operations.
484
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:47,942
Excellent.
485
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,611
This seemingly ordinary
rubber ducky...
486
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,447
...actually contains
invisibility spray.
487
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:56,701
However, the effect is,
sadly, temporary.
488
00:33:56,910 --> 00:34:00,621
The old rubber-ducky-with-
invisibility-spray trick. Check.
489
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,248
And, Beaker, if you would.
490
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,042
Here is something that
we're very excited about.
491
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,461
"Door in a jar"?
492
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:11,549
That's absolutely right, Beakie.
493
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,260
All you do is open up the jar...
494
00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,595
...fling the contents
onto the wall, and poof!
495
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,098
Instant door.
496
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:23,310
What is this?
A secret communication device?
497
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,813
That's Scotch tape.
Useful if something tears.
498
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,989
And what do you have for moi?
499
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,829
Well, Miss Piggy, for you
we have Muppet Labs Mind Mist.
500
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,165
Simply spray it on the subject...
501
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,625
...and they will obey
your every command.
502
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,588
I dou...
503
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,385
I doubt I'll need any.
504
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,221
Okay, guys. Let's go get Gonzo.
505
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,973
Yeah. Come on.
506
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,142
- We'll find him, okay.
- Gonzo. Gonzo. Gonzo.
507
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,518
Yeah!
508
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,275
I've been looking for
something like you...
509
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,320
...all my life.
510
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,947
And now, at last, my search...
511
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,909
...has come to an end.
512
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,370
May I?
513
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,581
Before you answer,
you better be clear...
514
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:28,334
...on the final destination
of that finger.
515
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,551
Thanks.
516
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,478
No nostrils.
517
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,397
How do you smell?
518
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,234
Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.
519
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:56,654
That's a killer!
520
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,910
Don't...
521
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:04,662
...laugh...
522
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,164
...at me!
523
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:19,510
I hope I'm not imposing, but I thought
you were just great on TV.
524
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,053
Could I get your autograph?
525
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,680
- Rentro?
- Yes, sir?
526
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:23,973
It's not a good time.
527
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,767
This is probably not a good time.
528
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,896
Forgive me my earthly manners.
529
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:35,234
But do you have any idea
what it's like...
530
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,695
...to be laughed at?
531
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,321
Sure I do.
532
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,241
To be called names like "wacko"?
533
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,077
- And "freak boy"?
- Oh, yeah.
534
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,913
And "paranoid delusional
psychopath"?
535
00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,081
Got me there.
536
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,416
To feel...
537
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:55,045
...completely alone
in this world?
538
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:59,133
I think we're starting to get
the general idea there, Ed.
539
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,855
It's wrestling legend
Hollywood Hulk Hogan?
540
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:16,775
Have the rat sent down
to Dr. Tucker for some tests.
541
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:20,321
Tests? But I haven't studied.
I don't even have a number-two pencil!
542
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,574
This is for
all my NWO-ites out there.
543
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,910
I will continue to dominate wrestling.
544
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,663
I'll make your back crack, your knees
freeze and your liver quiver.
545
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:34,168
I will continue to put so much pain
on you, you'll become my "painiac."
546
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,669
Hollywood.
547
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,172
Would you mind? The rat.
548
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,508
Oh, yeah.
549
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,845
- Where you going with my friend?
- What'll your fans think?
550
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:48,140
Hey, what you gonna do?
I'm a bad guy now.
551
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:51,810
Gonzo! Gonzo, help me! No, no!
552
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,354
Rizzo!
553
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:57,691
He's going to be fine.
554
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,788
Yo.
555
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,797
How you doing? I'm Bubba.
556
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,675
Hey. Rizzo. Nice to meet you.
557
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:25,719
Nice to meet you.
How'd you like to meet the boys?
558
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,137
Sure.
559
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,349
Up there, that's Fast Eddie,
harmonica extraordinaire.
560
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,393
- How you doing, Ed?
- Well, I ain't dead.
561
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,395
- Over here's Troy.
- Yeah, hi.
562
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,897
This back here, that's Shakes.
563
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,233
Hi. Hello. How you doing? Welcome.
564
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,403
They're doing a new
caffeine substitute on him.
565
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,988
That's the Birdman.
566
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,656
Where are you? Gladys?
567
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,992
He don't bother nobody.
Been here forever.
568
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,746
Gladys! Come on,
the guys are watching.
569
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,749
He just likes to hang out
with his birds. Know what I mean?
570
00:38:56,001 --> 00:39:00,587
So that about does it for all
of us here at Medical Research.
571
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,257
- Medical Research?
- Yeah.
572
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,509
But that would mean we're...
573
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:06,927
...lab rats!
574
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:10,097
Gonzo, get me out of here!
575
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:14,435
Now, Mr. Gonzo.
576
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,355
What can you tell me about these?
577
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:22,067
They really have been
looking for me.
578
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,320
- And they are coming to Earth?
- I don't know.
579
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,698
- How many are there?
- I don't know.
580
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,616
When will they be here?
581
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:33,245
And don't you dare tell me...
582
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,540
...that you don't know.
583
00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,126
I know not?
584
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,133
But maybe I could find out?
585
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,260
Could you?
586
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,471
Okay.
587
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,139
Well!
588
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,726
Okay, then.
I'll keep in touch. Thanks.
589
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,939
So back to the limo?
590
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,027
It's a shame, really.
591
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,946
I really need that information.
592
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,451
So I'm afraid
we'll have to perform...
593
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,412
...an invasive quadra-lobal
brain probe on you...
594
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,790
...and pluck it from your head.
595
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,125
The information?
596
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:22,377
- No, your brain. Take him away.
- What?
597
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,631
My brain?
But just a second. I...
598
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,300
- Where are you taking me?
- Rentro, get General Luft.
599
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,844
I need my brain!
I need my brain!
600
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,684
Fozzie, tell me again.
Why are we doing this?
601
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,645
To save Gonzo.
602
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:42,022
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
603
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,857
Right. Because Gonzo's one of us.
604
00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:47,402
No matter what happens, no matter
what obstacles we face...
605
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,404
...we never forget one of our own.
606
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,282
- I love it when you take charge.
- Hey!
607
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,911
We left Bunsen and Beaker
back at the gas station.
608
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,704
Okay. Well...
609
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,040
From now on,
no matter what happens...
610
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,376
...we never forget one of our own.
611
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:03,710
That's right.
612
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:09,800
Cheese Twiddle?
613
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,553
Is this movie time or something?
614
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:17,808
So you're the new guy.
615
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,895
From this moment on, if I say
you're hungry, you eat.
616
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:23,647
If I say you're sleepy...
617
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,982
I eat?
618
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,193
Oh, you shouldn't have...
619
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,697
Well, well, well.
We got a funny boy here.
620
00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:33,407
- Is that bad?
- Very bad.
621
00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:36,076
It looks like funny boy's
going to the maze.
622
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,454
Since we don't want funny boy
to get lonely...
623
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,915
...you'll all do time
in the maze.
624
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,626
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
625
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:47,671
See, no one's ever escaped
from the maze, funny boy.
626
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:50,090
Even if you did,
it's four feet to the ground...
627
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,427
...12 feet to the door
and four feet to the doorknob.
628
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,762
- That's 18 feet.
- Twenty.
629
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:59,558
Funny thing about doorknobs:
Rats can't turn them.
630
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,852
No opposable thumb.
631
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,583
This is ridiculous.
632
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,008
Hey, Riz, watch out
for them red circles.
633
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,968
Yeah? What's wrong with the red...?
634
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,348
Nobody ever listens.
635
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,227
Red circles. Right.
636
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:46,355
Now let me see.
637
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,484
Cheese, rat poison.
Cheese, rat poison.
638
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,696
What do you guys think, I'm crazy?
This is a no-brainer.
639
00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:00,994
This ain't so bad.
A little breezy. Oh, boy.
640
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:09,461
Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister!
641
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,839
This is just like
one of those carny rides.
642
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,635
You just gotta hang on, and at the end
I get some cotton candy.
643
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,475
I'm gonna hurl!
644
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,522
You're just trying
to play mind games here.
645
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:30,816
But I know the cheese is safe...
646
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:34,778
...because you think I'm going
for the poison, right?
647
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,750
Room service.
648
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:55,757
Hey there, little fella.
How you doing?
649
00:43:56,175 --> 00:44:00,053
While they're warming up the brain
sucker, I brought you a sandwich.
650
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,557
And I cut off the crusts there
for you. There you go.
651
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,851
Gee, that's nice. Thanks.
652
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,894
Anything for a celebrity.
653
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,981
Hey. Do you like jalapeños?
654
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,317
- Sure.
- Okay.
655
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:16,695
Jalapeños
Jalapeños
656
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,826
Hey, mopey!
657
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,414
- Who said that?
- I did.
658
00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,333
But you're just a sandwich.
659
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,837
I'm channeling my voice through
this sandwich to deliver this message.
660
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,089
Great! What's the message?
661
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:39,384
We arrive at midnight tonight.
662
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,679
Really? And do all of you
look like sandwiches?
663
00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,098
- Forget about the sandwich!
- I'm sorry.
664
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:49,478
Jalapeños, jalapeños
Getting my friend some jalapeños
665
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:52,689
So here's the plan:
We're landing at your house.
666
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,942
No, no, wait.
Those guys know where I live.
667
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,945
And they're not the best
examples of earthlings.
668
00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:00,864
Gosh, where else can we land?
669
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,034
Let's see...
I know! At the beach.
670
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,620
Go to Cape Doom.
Just look for the lighthouse.
671
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:08,538
The lighthouse at Cape Doom it is.
672
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:10,957
Oh, boy. I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear that.
673
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:14,127
This is great.
But how do I get out of here?
674
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,879
Hey, I'm just a sandwich.
675
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,715
Some things you gotta
figure out for yourself.
676
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:21,301
By the way, you go ahead
and eat me now.
677
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,637
You're gonna need the energy.
678
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,644
- But won't that hurt?
- No, it's fine. I'm going away now.
679
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,524
- Cape Doom, right?
- Yes, Cape Doom.
680
00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,401
Are you there?
681
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,738
Hello? Hello?
682
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,584
Just a little further up.
683
00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:59,214
- Stop, Fozzie. Stop here. Fozzie.
- That's it.
684
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:00,674
Sorry.
685
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,085
Animal!
686
00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:39,296
Sorry.
687
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:50,974
Stand back, boys.
This is a job for a woman.
688
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,062
Woman. Woman. Wo...
689
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,273
Hello.
690
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:02,652
What's a nice man like you doing
in a guardhouse like this?
691
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,280
I'm buffalo hunting.
What's it look like I'm doing?
692
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,866
This is a restricted area.
You gotta go.
693
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,117
Oh, no.
694
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:13,079
Look deeply into my eyes
and tell me you want me to go.
695
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,500
I want you to go.
696
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:17,918
Understand?
697
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,669
Now!
698
00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:22,255
Okay.
699
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,885
I thought I...
700
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,141
What was I saying?
701
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:36,353
You were saying you were
going to open the gate.
702
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,857
Open the gate.
703
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:44,069
Of course, open the gate.
Come on in. Welcome!
704
00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:47,239
- Come on, guys!
- Oh, boy.
705
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,199
Tell me I'm beautiful, sweetheart.
706
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:52,577
You are beautiful, sweetheart.
707
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,329
Thank you.
708
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,457
He fell on you
like a ton of bricks, okay.
709
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,627
Have a nice time.
710
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:03,838
- I like your tie. Very nice.
- Thank you.
711
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,799
- So long.
- Bye-bye!
712
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,634
Bye-bye.
713
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,970
What a handsome family.
714
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:15,225
Hey, rodents.
715
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,478
You know the cheese I promised you...
716
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:21,064
...after you ran that maze
and took those tests?
717
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,816
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
718
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,193
It was delicious.
719
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:35,620
No cheese?
720
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,081
All right! That does it!
721
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,001
We're busting out of this joint, boys.
722
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:45,088
Riz, even if we got over the wall,
we couldn't turn the doorknob.
723
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,466
- Yeah.
- Who needs doorknobs?
724
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,974
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
725
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,231
Very nice.
726
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,691
He likes it!
727
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,698
Guys, we gotta get through that door.
728
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:15,577
Should we just ask permission from
those nice men with the rifles?
729
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,287
Fozzie, those are the bad guys.
730
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:20,790
All right.
It's time to get invisible.
731
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,793
Fozzie, get the duck.
732
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,379
- Yes, sir.
- Duckie!
733
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,757
Here goes.
734
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,344
- I look thinner.
- Now spray yourself.
735
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:35,347
Okay.
736
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,184
Hey, I like this.
737
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,436
- All right, lose the duck.
- Yes, sir.
738
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,606
Listen up, guys. This stuff
doesn't last long, so let's go.
739
00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:46,316
- Let's go.
- Yes, yes!
740
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,526
- You're squashing me.
- Sorry, Kermie.
741
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,779
Come on.
I will help you up, okay.
742
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,406
Kermit, you're so soft and plump.
743
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:56,368
You got one second to get
your hands off me, shrimp.
744
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,911
Sorry, Piggy.
745
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,245
Come on.
746
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,791
I have to go to the little bear's room.
747
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,584
Oh, Fozzie.
748
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,799
Smoking is very bad for you, okay.
749
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,259
Bob...
750
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,096
...didn't know you cared.
751
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:22,560
Paging Dr. Van Neuter. Please
report to Alien Surgery number five.
752
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,564
Hello.
753
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,775
I'm Dr. Van Neuter.
754
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:32,195
I'll be your brain surgeon today,
if you don't mind.
755
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,572
Get it? "Brain surgeon"? "Mind"?
756
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:39,035
Feeling a little nervous, are we?
757
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,662
Of course I'm nervous.
758
00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:43,790
Everyone is before having
their brain sucked out.
759
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,126
Now, don't you go away.
760
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:56,469
Okay, Kermit. I'm ready.
761
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:59,431
Fozzie, tell me
you didn't wash your hands.
762
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,767
Of course I did.
Mom said, "Always wash your hands."
763
00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:05,687
Not when you're wearing
invisibility spray!
764
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,565
Mom said, "No exceptions."
765
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,483
Never, ever.
766
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,986
What the...? Stop! You!
767
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:14,654
Hands up!
768
00:51:15,448 --> 00:51:17,157
All right, remain calm.
769
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:20,910
I'm gonna have to take
you two into custody.
770
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,829
Wait. Let me explain, lady.
771
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,790
- No. Wait a minute. Where...?
- Lady, can I...? Let me explain.
772
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:27,625
Where are your forearms?
773
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:30,962
Woman!
774
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,590
Animal! Animal, get back here!
775
00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:36,468
- Woman! Woman! Woman!
- Animal!
776
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:41,765
Give me a second to think.
He doesn't seem to be on this floor.
777
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:58,031
I should go change, okay.
778
00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:01,493
Come on, everybody.
We need to find better cover.
779
00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,666
Just up ahead here,
General Luft, sir.
780
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,543
There we go.
781
00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:14,547
This is our new
retinal scanner, general.
782
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:31,189
- General Luft, sir.
- This had better be good.
783
00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:34,818
Come on, let's go.
784
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,825
Hey, Riz. Where's Riz?
Where you going?
785
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:44,619
Listen. You guys go ahead.
I gotta go find my friend.
786
00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:48,289
What? You could get caught.
What are you, nuts?
787
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,583
I guess I'll take my chances.
788
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,545
It was nice meeting you guys.
See you later.
789
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:55,755
So long, Riz.
790
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,049
Bye, Rizzo. Good luck.
791
00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,176
Kid's got moxie.
792
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,806
What is moxie?
793
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:06,933
Let's see here.
794
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:11,062
Have you ever experienced
any achiness in your tentacles?
795
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:12,522
I don't have tentacles.
796
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:15,441
Good, no achy tentacles. Good.
797
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,777
- Head ever come off?
- No, I don't think so.
798
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,779
Good, good, good.
799
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,323
- Any gingivitis?
- No.
800
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:23,616
Great.
801
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,203
How about that beaky thing you've got
there, ever had problems with that?
802
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:29,038
Itching, swelling, flaking?
803
00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,791
- Some flaking a couple years ago...
- Who cares?
804
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,960
It's showtime!
805
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,921
- Here we go.
- Oh, brother.
806
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,007
Excellent, excellent.
807
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:40,925
What's that thing?
808
00:53:41,093 --> 00:53:42,969
I don't know. Here we go.
Here we go.
809
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:46,097
- Just stay like that.
- Okay.
810
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:51,936
This way.
811
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:54,022
Whose bright idea was this, anyway?
812
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,733
- Which way, Kermit?
- Kermin! Kermin!
813
00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,067
This way.
814
00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:00,486
I can't breathe!
815
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,738
Come on.
816
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:04,282
- Here we go.
- Wait, wait.
817
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:05,992
What is it?
818
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,161
Are you sure
this is covered by my HMO?
819
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:12,332
Good question. I'll check.
820
00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:17,670
Gonzo.
821
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:20,089
Rizzo. You're alive.
Where have you been?
822
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,968
You don't want to know. Sit tight
while I chew through these straps.
823
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:25,303
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
824
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:28,348
Good news. You're covered
with a $10 co-pay.
825
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:30,016
Okay, hold still.
826
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:34,520
And remember, if you experience any
unpleasantness, please let me know.
827
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:35,813
I'd hate to miss it.
828
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,860
- Do you mind?
- Excuse me.
829
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:43,071
Wait!
830
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,074
Oh, good Lord! A rat!
I hate rats!
831
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,911
Then today ain't your lucky day, doc.
832
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:55,375
- Ready for an operation?
- A little experiment.
833
00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:58,211
Forward, Piggy. Forward.
834
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,554
- Doctor.
- Doctor.
835
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,014
Doctor.
836
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,393
- Just a couple of doctors.
- Doctors in the hallway.
837
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,104
That was close.
838
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,524
- To the right, Fozzie.
- Forward, Piggy.
839
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:23,319
Too fast, too fast.
The door. Stop!
840
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,739
What in the world?
841
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:33,413
This is big, general. I think
we should notify the president.
842
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,415
I'll be the judge of that.
843
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,000
As always, sir.
844
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,293
No, don't tickle me!
845
00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:43,214
- What do we do?
- Will you please get me out of here?
846
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,594
No, no, no!
847
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:49,929
I can't breathe!
848
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:53,224
Hey, guys.
849
00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:55,852
Quick, get me out of here!
850
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,395
Today, sir...
851
00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:00,189
...we must think with a big mind.
852
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,316
Behold.
853
00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:07,447
Irrefutable evidence
of extraterrestrial life.
854
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,623
Release me...
855
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:27,300
This looks worse than it is, general.
856
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:29,093
Obviously, the...
857
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,554
Get off of me, you vermin!
858
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,097
The alien is loose in the building.
859
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:35,933
But not to worry, because...
860
00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:37,477
Don't bother.
861
00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,479
You're terminated.
862
00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:44,067
- When you say "terminated"...
- You need help, Singer!
863
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:45,860
Find some!
864
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:55,328
Well, how'd that
go for you, then? Okay?
865
00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:00,833
So sorry I got you into this mess.
Thanks for coming to save me.
866
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:02,877
You can thank us once
we're out of here.
867
00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:05,046
All right, quietly now.
868
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:09,133
Stop! Come back here!
869
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,011
Help! Mommy!
870
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,138
Please, please.
Listen to me.
871
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,099
You can't leave me.
872
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,101
I need you.
873
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,151
I go now.
874
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,445
Fine. Go on, go.
875
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:30,988
You're all alike.
876
00:57:32,533 --> 00:57:34,033
Animals.
877
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,497
Call me.
878
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,668
Animal. Animal!
879
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:45,044
Come here.
880
00:57:45,546 --> 00:57:48,047
Way to go, Romeo.
Now let's get out of here.
881
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,298
Let's go, let's go.
882
00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,217
I'm gonna kill somebody.
883
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,720
Now, now.
Remember, calm blue ocean.
884
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:58,057
You let it go.
Baby steps, remember? Baby...
885
00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:00,143
Find the alien!
886
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,686
Now!
887
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:03,396
Yes, sir.
888
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,450
- Try that door.
- It won't budge!
889
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,538
Forget that door. Come on!
890
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,541
This way!
891
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,086
Fozzie, quick!
The door in a jar.
892
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,338
- It's right here.
- Yeah, yeah.
893
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,174
"Open jar away from face."
894
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,426
Will you please just open the jar?
895
00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,595
Hurry, Fozzie.
Come on, throw it!
896
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,312
That's disappointing.
897
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,981
Perfect. Somebody knock
and see if Barbie's home.
898
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:49,609
Works for me.
899
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:52,904
What?
900
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:57,200
I cannot believe that
little shrimp left us behind.
901
00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,077
I am not a shrimp.
I am a king prawn.
902
00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,871
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
903
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:06,375
Hurry, hurry!
904
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:14,300
Keep going, everybody.
Don't look back. Run!
905
00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:17,678
- Did you have a good time?
- Thank you.
906
00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:20,306
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, nice man.
907
00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:25,311
What the heck is going on?
908
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,521
- We did it!
- See that?
909
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,733
When we pull together,
we can do anything.
910
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,654
Now we can go meet my alien
brothers at Cape Doom.
911
00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:40,117
What makes you think
that aliens are landing there?
912
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:42,245
Oh, a sandwich told me.
913
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:43,663
Oh, no.
914
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,165
I'd give it a rest there, buddy.
915
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,043
Do you mean that you guys
still don't believe me?
916
00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,294
Well...
917
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:54,674
All right, fine. Stop the bus.
I'll get there by myself.
918
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,260
No, no. Wait, Gonzo.
Wait. Look.
919
00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,179
It doesn't matter what we believe.
920
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:05,184
If you believe that you need
to go and meet your alien brothers...
921
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,811
...then I say...
922
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:10,147
Well, I say we're going to the beach.
Right, guys?
923
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:11,857
The beach, okay.
924
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,192
To the beach.
925
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,402
Great!
926
01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,612
Beach ball! Beach ball!
927
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,615
Get the crew to Cape Doom
on the double.
928
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,910
And look, this is my exclusive,
so don't tell anyone.
929
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,161
I got it.
930
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:28,374
Pack it up, guys! The spaceship
is landing at Cape Doom!
931
01:00:39,761 --> 01:00:41,387
Where is he?
932
01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:45,391
Well, I didn't overhear anything...
933
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,480
Did I ask you
if you overheard anything?
934
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,898
No, sir.
935
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:55,401
Because if you did
overhear anything...
936
01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,903
...I'm sure you would tell me.
937
01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:59,572
Yes, sir.
938
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,575
Or do I have to remind you...
939
01:01:02,743 --> 01:01:06,412
...of Mr. Jumbo's Circus Town
and Wild Animal Revue?
940
01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:09,498
Where's he going?
941
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,961
Oh, look.
942
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:16,756
Sunday's half price
at the petting zoo.
943
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,925
Okay, okay!
They're going to Cape Doom.
944
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,345
Good, good.
945
01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:25,765
Get me the subatomic
neutro-destabiliser.
946
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:31,729
The subatomic neutro...
The really big gun.
947
01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:34,315
The really big gun. Yes, sir.
948
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,108
The really big gun.
949
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,907
Really big gun.
950
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,200
Clip.
951
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,743
Clip!
952
01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:52,291
Let's head for my car.
953
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:53,918
Problem there, sir.
954
01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:58,589
Remember those parking tickets
you asked me to take care of for you?
955
01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,132
And I said that...
956
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,469
Oh, just say it.
957
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,346
Car's impounded.
958
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,309
We can take my company car.
959
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:12,311
- Fine.
- Great.
960
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:16,148
Sixty-six bottles of beer on the wall
Sixty-six bottles of beer
961
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,400
Excuse me.
962
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:21,487
Excuse me!
Can this thing go any faster?
963
01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:23,155
I'm doing 30.
964
01:02:23,532 --> 01:02:25,825
You want to slow down there, buddy?
965
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:29,912
A lot of traffic tonight, sir.
Safety first.
966
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:45,302
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
967
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,770
What's with all these crazy people?
968
01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:58,899
Can I help it if moi
has such devoted fans?
969
01:03:00,485 --> 01:03:02,069
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
970
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,196
All right, everybody, back off!
971
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,532
Make way!
Let His Royal Weirdness through.
972
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:08,117
Everybody be cool.
973
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,035
Stay back. Be cool, okay.
974
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,500
Get your Gonzo T-shirts right here.
Ten bucks!
975
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,797
Goodbye, Rainbow,
and stay groovy.
976
01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:44,570
Got cold.
977
01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:47,198
Yeah. Sure did.
978
01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:52,119
Midnight. The Ione alien
stands before a naked sky.
979
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,079
The mood is tense.
980
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:56,499
- My hair looks great.
- What?
981
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,710
I don't believe this.
982
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,003
Shelley.
983
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,964
You backstabbing, underhanded
little coffee pig.
984
01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,008
- What?
- This is my show!
985
01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:08,302
My story, my microphone.
986
01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:12,431
Shelley Snipes reporting.
Please ignore the little sow.
987
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,099
Disregard this woman. I...
988
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,543
What am I doing?
989
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:45,965
You are about to give me your job
and get everyone here coffee.
990
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,800
Oh, yes. Of course.
991
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,635
Right away.
992
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,140
I love this stuff.
993
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,809
How you doing?
994
01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:58,477
Excuse me, buddy.
995
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,105
And a happy Halloween to you
as well.
996
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,151
It's all right. Take it easy.
997
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,653
- Yeah.
- What do you mean, it's all right?
998
01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:11,490
You don't understand. We let
him slide, and he gave us a ride.
999
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:14,451
Yeah, yeah.
I love all my new rat friends now.
1000
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,745
Come on.
Who wants this next marshmallow?
1001
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,581
- Can you believe that?
- Look at that.
1002
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,666
Hey, fellas.
Look who's here over here.
1003
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:21,917
- Rizzo!
- Hey, buddy!
1004
01:05:24,296 --> 01:05:26,171
It's too bad Dawson isn't here for this.
1005
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:29,717
Tell me about it. This whole situation
is like one of his sci-fi movies.
1006
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:33,220
But this is a Muppet movie.
It's much more realistic...
1007
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:36,682
...and romantic, okay.
1008
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,142
Right.
1009
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,769
What's your deal?
Are you an alien or something?
1010
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,480
No, baby.
Me and Gonzo are very tight.
1011
01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:45,858
We'll be chilling
in our hot tub later on.
1012
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,777
Perhaps you'd like
to partake in the party.
1013
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,864
Geeks.
1014
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:55,451
All right. Don't answer right away.
We'll be here.
1015
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,369
Oh, she'll be back.
1016
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:06,128
One a.m.
1017
01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:09,882
The alien is still
standing over there.
1018
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,134
My hair still looks great.
1019
01:06:12,344 --> 01:06:14,053
One can only wonder...
1020
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:18,015
...what Gonzo's feeling right now.
1021
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,811
They're not coming.
1022
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,315
Maybe they're just running late.
1023
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,817
It's a no-show. It's a no-show.
1024
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,194
What?
1025
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,572
Hey, wait a second.
I believed you, man.
1026
01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:37,868
Yeah. I stayed up all night dancing...
1027
01:06:38,078 --> 01:06:40,746
...and didn't study for finals
because of you.
1028
01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:43,874
I'm cold. Come on, let's go.
1029
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,381
I'm out of here.
1030
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:05,938
Look!
1031
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:03,996
Boy.
1032
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:06,415
They're really tiny.
1033
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:11,253
But tiny's not a bad thing, right?
1034
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,131
No. Tiny's good.
1035
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:19,136
Wait a minute. We came out here in the
middle of the night for a stupid egg?
1036
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,847
It could be full of chocolate, okay.
1037
01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:15,400
Shoot it! Shoot it!
1038
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,084
Please, big boss.
I never disobeyed my mother.
1039
01:09:32,252 --> 01:09:35,796
And I never carried the plague.
Not even once!
1040
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,833
- Are you okay, Gonzo?
- Great. Never felt better.
1041
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:30,976
Let the one who is called Gonzo
step forward.
1042
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:33,103
That's me!
1043
01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:36,189
I'm Gonzo.
1044
01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,026
Step a little closer.
1045
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:45,198
Come a little further forward.
1046
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:48,827
Lean into the light.
1047
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:52,581
There you go.
Lean in a little further.
1048
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,625
A little further.
1049
01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:58,337
That's him!
1050
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:07,429
Gonzo.
1051
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,848
Many zotons ago...
1052
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:12,225
...you were lost to us.
1053
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:16,772
We've come a long way looking
for you, little brother.
1054
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,653
We know of but one way...
1055
01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:26,198
...to express our happiness
at having found you.
1056
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:40,712
Now there's a party going on
Right here
1057
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,006
- Right here
- A celebration
1058
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:45,384
That's my family! That's my family!
1059
01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:49,680
So bring your good times
And your laughter too
1060
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:53,141
We're gonna celebrate
Your party with you
1061
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,937
- Come on, now
- Celebration
1062
01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:01,525
Let's all celebrate
And have a good time
1063
01:12:01,693 --> 01:12:05,487
Celebration
1064
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,991
We're gonna celebrate
And have a good time
1065
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:13,161
It's time to come together
1066
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:17,040
It's up to you
What's your pleasure?
1067
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:21,253
Everyone around the world
Come on
1068
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:24,297
Celebrate good times
1069
01:12:24,549 --> 01:12:25,757
Come on
1070
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:36,768
It's a celebration
1071
01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:39,521
Yeah.
1072
01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:44,401
Celebrate good times
Come on
1073
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:47,279
Gonzo, I want
to see you up here on the stage!
1074
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:49,614
- Me?
- Yeah, you, boy!
1075
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:57,122
Look at him go, guys.
Look at him up there!
1076
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:02,627
Celebrate good times
Come on
1077
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:09,926
It's the Great Gonzo!
1078
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:13,805
This way.
1079
01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:22,189
Gonzo, it is time to take your righteous
place amongst your brothers.
1080
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,565
Thanks...
1081
01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:25,067
Here you go.
1082
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:29,362
By surviving and thriving alone
on this alien planet...
1083
01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:32,157
...you have proven
yourself audacious...
1084
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:34,910
...courageous and
distinctly one of a kind.
1085
01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:38,163
We welcome you back
with our most...
1086
01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,165
...ceremonious of ceremonies.
1087
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:41,541
What's that?
1088
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:44,127
We gonna blow you up, baby.
1089
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,930
Yes, yes, yes!
1090
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:04,106
I love these people!
1091
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,857
Coming down!
1092
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,488
Cowabunga!
1093
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:18,453
Oh, no!
1094
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,542
Where's he gone?
1095
01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:32,717
He's okay! He's all right.
1096
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:37,180
Now, that is what I call
the Great Gonzo.
1097
01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:40,725
It's so good to see you.
1098
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,276
Yes! Yes!
1099
01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:54,406
Hold it!
1100
01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:57,242
Hold it.
1101
01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,579
Get out of the way, you freak.
1102
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:05,584
Very, very moving,
my little alien friend.
1103
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,753
But I'm afraid your timing is off.
1104
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,213
Now...
1105
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,799
...you're coming back with me...
1106
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,386
...in my cement truck.
1107
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:21,725
What's so funny?
1108
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,688
Don't laugh at me.
1109
01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:29,107
Don't laugh...
All right.
1110
01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:32,027
I'll show you laughter!
1111
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,236
No!
1112
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,781
Please load weapon.
1113
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:41,203
Please load weapon.
Please load weapon.
1114
01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:47,751
Come on. Come on.
1115
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,470
My toe!
1116
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:02,307
This certainly is good!
1117
01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:05,310
That was a close one.
1118
01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,521
Not as close as you think, my friend.
1119
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:10,982
"Please load weapon."
1120
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:22,369
- We are honored to meet you.
- A most extraordinary performance.
1121
01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:24,162
What are you talking about?
1122
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:29,000
Gonzo of Earth, who is this most
entertaining friend of yours?
1123
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,460
That's Ed.
1124
01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:32,003
- Hi, Ed.
- Hello, Ed.
1125
01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:34,339
- The cape.
- The cape!
1126
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,508
The cape for Ed.
1127
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:40,011
Ed, because of
your comic instincts...
1128
01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:44,182
...we have chosen you
as ambassador to our planet.
1129
01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:49,521
You mean
you want me to go with you?
1130
01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:57,070
To boldly go where
no man has gone before?
1131
01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:00,740
It would be our great privilege, Ed.
1132
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:04,202
May I call you Zongo?
1133
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:06,037
- Zongo.
- Zongo.
1134
01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:12,168
To travel the stars
like a modern-day Magellan?
1135
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,880
To be up there with John Glenn...
1136
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,549
...Neil Armstrong.
1137
01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:21,136
I think you better get going.
They're waiting for you.
1138
01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:22,512
Run along now.
1139
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,764
This way, Zongo.
1140
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,063
Baby steps, sir.
1141
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,399
Baby steps.
1142
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,401
Time to beat feet.
1143
01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:39,112
Come along, little brother.
1144
01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:41,906
Oh, boy.
1145
01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:44,909
This is happening so fast.
1146
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:49,080
Well, guys, you know...
1147
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:52,667
...I'm gonna miss you.
And I'll be thinking about you.
1148
01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:54,085
Rizzo, buddy...
1149
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:57,630
No, no, not me.
I do not do goodbyes.
1150
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,674
Well, I just want to tell you...
1151
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,303
I just want you
to take care of yourself.
1152
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,722
Don't worry about me. I...
1153
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,391
I can always get another roommate.
1154
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,268
Oh, buddy.
1155
01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,315
- Take care.
- You too.
1156
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:18,068
And, Kermit...
1157
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,529
...you're the best friend
any alien could ask for.
1158
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,492
We love you, Gonzo.
1159
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:35,293
So you'll write?
1160
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:37,379
Yeah, sure, I'll write.
1161
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,465
There's probably a mailbox
every couple of light-years.
1162
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:43,927
- Yeah.
- Adiós, Mr. Spaceman, okay.
1163
01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:48,473
Man, you keep saying goodbye,
and you'll never get home.
1164
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:52,060
Oh, yeah. Home. Home.
1165
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,940
Time to go home.
1166
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:16,835
The stars beckon.
1167
01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:21,464
Shall we go home?
1168
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:31,182
I don't think so.
1169
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:37,272
Gonzo?
1170
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,817
Thank you for going
to so much trouble to find me.
1171
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:44,654
But I can't go.
1172
01:19:48,576 --> 01:19:50,660
I love these guys.
1173
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,372
My life is here.
1174
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,084
This is my home.
1175
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:03,214
If that is your decision...
1176
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:06,134
...then we shall abide by it.
1177
01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:08,219
We will miss you.
1178
01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:12,223
So good luck, Gonzo.
1179
01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:15,727
Yes.
1180
01:20:15,895 --> 01:20:19,022
People of Earth, later.
1181
01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:20,482
Yes!
1182
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,610
Oh, boy.
1183
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,445
Goodbye!
1184
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:28,156
You're back! You're back!
1185
01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:31,117
People of Earth...
1186
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:37,499
...this is one small step for man...
1187
01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:43,505
...and one giant step for...
1188
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:45,757
Forget it.
1189
01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:31,427
What a great day.
1190
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:35,139
That was probably the best day
of my whole life.
1191
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,977
There's one thing
I still don't understand.
1192
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,478
What's that, Gonzo?
1193
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:43,356
Why did they ask me
to build a Jacuzzi?
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