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[Avery] You had no right
to say that to me.

I had made it very clear
what I wanted
and what I did not want.

[Max] When I said how I feel,
that is not intended
to try to block you.

I do not love you, Max Bankman.

Whatever it is going on
between the two of you,
it's not nothing.

Max told me that he loved me.

7.9-magnitude earthquake
approximately 300 miles
off the coast.

Tsunami siren.

We're gonna go back
and get Max.

In the meantime,
you're chief medical officer.

Anyone else
with medical training?

[speaks Spanish] I'm a midwife.

I'm a doctor... of psychiatry.

[Avery] Max, we have
a passenger who has
a shard of glass

obstructing
his pulmonary artery.

[static on radio]

Max?

[heart monitor beeps steadily]

- Gnarly video.
- I'm on my 20th rewatch.

- [Tristan clears throat]
- I wish Max were here.

Well, I'm sure Max is fine.

And you will be too.
You've got this.

Yeah, but... do you?

- You look terrible, Tristan.
- [chuckles softly]

Are you hungover?

I had a few last night, yes,
but I needed to de-stress.

- Because of me?
- No. I promise.

[sighs] Okay, well,

we should get you
some IV fluids and some Zofran.

Avery, I said, I'm fine.

No, you're not.
You're not fine. You need help.

And I wish that I could
be there for you right now,
but I can't.

We have
too many patients for you
to be out of commission.

[sighs] And now I need
to find someone else
to help me do this procedure.

Good news. No sign of infection
or active bleeding.

I'll check back
in a few hours.

Hi, I'm Avery,
the nurse practitioner.

- Are you the psychiatrist?
- Caught me. Matt.

Did you do a surgical rotation
during medical school?

Yes.
Worst two months of my life.

The sight of blood
makes me dry heave.

- Why?
- Um...

I need help
with an endovascular procedure.

I'll do it.

It's a fluoro-guided
catheterization. There will
be blood, lots of blood.

My fiancee, Barry, was part
of the hiking excursion.

He hasn't made it back yet,
and I still haven't heard
from him.

I'd like to stay busy.

[Matt] You're approximately
two millimeters
from the glass shard.

I see it. I'm trying
the proximal grab technique.

- [monitor buzzes]
- [Avery] Damn, the shard moved.

[exhales heavily] Okay.
I'm gonna inflate
this Coda balloon...

into the right common
iliac vein
to prevent re-embolization.

And then,
try to snag it from there.

[phone ringing]

Bridge.

Captain.

- How's our patient?
- The surgery went smoothly.

We removed the shard that
was obstructing their artery.

[sighs]
He should make a good recovery.

- Anything?
- Nothing from Max.

But that doesn't mean that
you need to assume the worst.

This wave will have
wreaked havoc on the repeaters
and base stations, and...

all up and down this coastline,
so a comms blackout is
to be expected.

Listen, we're scanning
all bands and all frequencies.

The moment that I hear
that baritone voice crackle
through my radio,

you'll know.

Thank you, Captain.

Cap.

- That was corporate again.
- [clears throat]

Lenore.
She needs you to call her.

Yeah, well,
she's gonna have to wait

until we're through this
post-seismic surge condition.

What's going on?

What's going on is
that I'm being asked

to leave hundreds of people
in my rearview.

And one of them happens
to be my doctor.

Corporate doesn't want you
to go to shore,
but you're disobeying them.

I'm choosing a direction.

[sniffing]

Peanut?

Hey, boy.

[breathing heavily]

[person coughing]

Oh, my God. Max.

- [grunts]
- [coughing]

Oh, thank goodness,
you're okay.

Oh, God.

- [Max] Hey.
- Hey.

- Man, am I happy to see you.
- [chuckles] What happened?

[breathing heavily]
Aftershock, I think.

Hey. Looks like you took a bump
on the head.

Oh, no, it's just
a little noggin, no big deal.

I'm fine.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[static on radio]

- [radio beeps]
- This is Dr. Max Bankman
from The Odyssey.

Is anybody there?

[static on radio]

[clattering in hallway]

[person] 'Scuse me!
Does anybody work here?

[grunts]

[person]
Service, please! Ding ding!

[Tristan clears throat]

- Oh. Finally,
I've been out here forever.
- Oh, I'm sorry about that.

- What seems to be the problem?
- Worst indigestion of my life.

I need antacids, pronto.

And how long have you
been feeling this way?

I can examine you.

Oh. I'm sure you would,
pretty boy,
but I know why I'm sick.

It's because this
five star cruise has turned
into a FEMA food bank.

Lunch yesterday was cold cuts.

The only cold food
I like is shrimp cocktail,

which you all have
stopped serving because
of all these freeloaders.

I need antacids.

[stammers] I would really
advise if you just come over
to have a medical check.

Okay, if that's a come on,

- I'm not interested.
- Oh, no.

I'm supposed to be here
for my wedding,
and that went bust.

I already dumped one loser.
I'm not gonna get involved
with another.

[chuckles] I was not
hitting on you, ma'am.

I mean, anything
I can do with a man,

I can do without one,
including this cruise.

I'm not arguing.
I was simply advising.
I'm a medical worker.

Antacids now.

Antacids. Coming right up.

Avery.

[person yelling in Spanish]

- Avery.
- Maybe I can try it later.

Hi, I'm a doctor. I can help.

- I like the dusty rose,
but... [stammers]
- Mm-hmm. But?

- Not the deckled edge.
- Exactly.

Hi, how are we doing in here?
Where's your pain level
at, Julie?

Right now, it's not so bad.
[sighs] Table cloth samples
are my morphine.

- [both chuckle]
- We're just eager
to get back to work.

Well, you do have
a femoral neck fracture,

and broken ribs
that caused a collapsed lung

and a concussion, so...

getting back on your feet will
require some time off them.

Like how much time off?

I'd venture to say
about 12 weeks at least
before you return to work.

Take this
as a second honeymoon.

I mean, you guys do so much
for other couples,

and now it's your turn
to spend some quality time
with each other.

[Tristan] Okay.

Your lungs are clear.

Your heart rate
and blood pressure
have stabilized.

How do we know there aren't
any shards stuck hiding
in there?

The post-op scans were clear,

but we can keep a close eye
on his vitals and exams.

Hey, I know
this has been really scary.

But Marcus is gonna be okay.

I just...

Ry, this is not your fault...
at all.

It's your mom's.

Who marries someone dumb enough
to run around during a tsunami?
[chuckles]

[laughing]

Absolutely, completely on me.
I think we can all agree
on that.

I would've felt so bad
if the last thing I said
to you was,

"You don't know anything,
I hate you."

I don't.

I know.

[Tristan] You all right?

No. [sobs]

I'm not all right.

Why not?

[exhales sharply]

[sighs]

We're just pulling
into port. It is time
to divide and conquer.

Yep, that's right.

Someone should stay
on the ship and keep an eye
on the patients,

- and the other--
- Should be you.

Go. I can handle things here.

Um...

[stammers] Are you sure
that you're feeling okay?

Totally fine.

My body's hydrated,
my head's in the game.
I'm good.

You need to go.
Lead the response team.

When you find Max, tell him
we're all glad he's okay.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Understood loud and clear.

Sir.

[Massey clears throat]

Seabed is unstable
from the quake.

Should we hold position
with thrusters and burn fuel,

or drop a second anchor
and lose an hour?

You make the call.

I have been temporarily
relieved of duty until
we return to our port of call.

So for now, you're in charge
of this ship. Make the call.

- Cap, they can't do that.
- Relax.

They can't get rid of me.
I'm older than the sea
and twice as mean.

In the meantime... [sighs]
...you're in charge
of this ship.

I'm gonna see what it feels
like to get a little sea breeze
through my hair

while I still have some.

Good luck, Captain.

[inhales, exhales deeply]

Hold with thrusters until Avery
and the response team
get off the ship.

Then drop a second anchor.

- I don't want to lose any time.
- Yes, Captain.

Hey, those meds you gave me
are garbage.

My stomach is killing me
even worse than before.

I'm sorry that you're
so uncomfortable, ma'am.

If you allow me to give you
a proper workup,
I'll be able to--

- I don't need a workup...
- Okay.

...I need stronger drugs.

[water breaks]

- I think I just peed.
- I don't think that's urine.

I think your water just broke.

No, I can't. I'm not...
I'm not pregnant.

It appears that you are.
And you're about to give birth.

[Matt]
I'm nervous. You nervous?

If I know Max,
they're gonna be okay.

Tell me more
about this Max guy.

His name seems
to come up a lot.

Uh... He's a doctor,
I'm a nurse.

That's the full extent
of your relationship?

Every time you say his name,
it seems to be fraught
with something.

- It's a long story.
- Well, it's a long walk.

And silence is only gonna
make me more nervous.

Well, I guess it all started
with a dance on the beach.

- [speaking Spanish]
- [breathing shakily]

- He's saying it hurts.
- Sorry, sorry.

Unfortunately, we don't have
any pain medicine.

So on my three, I need you
to pull on that sheet,

provide the counter traction.

I'll rotate his arm,
and it'll pop back into place.
Okay, you ready?

Barry? Hey, Barry, you good?

No, no, I guess I'm used
to quieter patients.

Got a little bit of a headache.
No, no, let-let's do it.

Okay, here we go. One,

- two, three.
- [loud crack]

- Good? Okay.
- [speaking Spanish]

[breathing heavily] Yes,
it's... He's saying that...
He's saying thank you.

Oh, my God.

Barry, Barry, Barry! Hey, hey.
I got you, I got you,
I got you.

[Avery]
Then he told me he loves me,

which I admittedly didn't take
with as much grace
as I could have.

We both said some things
and then we were separated
by a series

of natural disasters,
and here we are.

- Sounds like quite a saga.
- [Avery chuckles]

I guess the only thing left
to know is what do you want?

- It's not that simple.
- Didn't say it was.

It doesn't have to be
the only thing you ever want
in your whole life.

Pick one thing.
Whatever comes to mind.

- I wanna go to medical school.
- Good.

You know, a lot of people go
to med school and have
relationships, myself included.

What, with Barry?

- No, another guy,
didn't work out.
- Oh.

But that's not
everyone's story.

[Matt] So is this just
about med school?

It's not just about med school,
which is really hard.

It's about the long distance,
which is really, really hard.

And...
[inhales deeply, exhales]

I don't know, I don't wanna
split my focus and fail
at everything all at once.

You just did
an endovascular retrieval
on the pulmonary artery,

- pretty much
by yourself on a boat.
- [chuckles]

You strike me as the kind
of person that can do
hard things when they want to.

They were on the hike.

- Barry, squeeze my hand
hard as you can.
- Barry!

- Avery.
- Max. Oh, my God.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I need your help.
- [Matt] What happened?

- [Barry mumbles]
I got a headache.
- Baby, I'm here. It's okay.

The left pupil's unresponsive
to light. He's got weakness
on the right side.

I think he has a brain bleed.

We need to relieve pressure
before the damage is permanent.

Do we have time
to get back to the ship?

No, we're gonna
have to find a drill.

[screaming, grunting]

[speaking Spanish]

Speak English!
Who is this woman
and what is she doing here?

This is Celia. She's a midwife

and I've asked her to help
perform a delivery with me.

I don't need a midwife.
I need a doctor and some drugs.

Well, our doctor
and our nurse practitioner
have both left the ship.

[breathing heavily]

Do you have a medical license?

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

Okay, she said
that she's delivered hundreds
of babies and never lost one.

- [grunting]
- [speaking Spanish]

She'd really like
to examine you, please.

Okay. [panting]

[grunts] How can I be pregnant?

I... I gained
a little weight, but--

You haven't noticed
that you missed your period?

- Apparently not.
- [Tristan] Oh.

This... This isn't real.
It can't be real.

[speaking Spanish]

Just breathe, Blair. That's it.
[inhales deeply, exhales]

[exhales]

[speaking Spanish]

- How long can Barry wait?
- Not long.

Do you think
they can find a drill?

Apparently, one of the locals
thinks he can put his hands
on one.

- You packed well.
- Thanks.

I didn't know what you would
need exactly without...

- talking to you.
- Yeah, that was weird.

Not talking?

I have come to rely on your...

- Opinions.
- Your noisy,
often correct opinions.

- Often?
- Yeah, I mean sometimes, occasionally.

[Max chuckles]

I'm really happy you're here.

What I said to you earlier

about not believing you
about your feelings, I'm sorry.

I... That was wrong of me.
I shouldn't have said that.

It's okay. Thank you.

- Doctor.
- [drill whirs]

- I can stay. I can help.
- You hate the sight of blood.

I'm a doctor. I can handle it.

It's Barry.
I should be here for him.

I know you can handle it.
You were amazing
in the OR today.

But from what I hear,
Peanut has had
a rough couple of days,

and he and Barry
got pretty close,

and I think he'd rather
wait outside and be cuddled.

Can you do that? For Barry.

I know what you're doing.

Thank you.

[drill whirs]

Ready?

[drill whirring]

[whispers]
Oh, look, there's Captain.

- I can sit with you
if you like.
- Oh, that's okay.

Actually,
would you totally hate
doing a quick inventory

- of the gift baskets?
- Quite the opposite.
I'd love to.

- Enjoying the sun, Captain?
- That's the idea, huh?

I tried to help out,
but they said, no, no, no, no,
you go relax.

Not a skill that's
in your wheelhouse, relaxing?

The nurse told me I'm not gonna
be able to get back to work

for at least three months.

Three months.

Nothing moves slower
than free time.

The idea of being stuck
at home, nothing to do,
all alone.

- You got your husband,
you got William.
- Yeah.

There's William.

Why don't we go do something
that is our wheelhouse?

[laughs]

We've done everything we can
for now,

but we're gonna need
to get a drain in place

before we get him back
to the boat for treatment.

You didn't by any chance
remember to bring a JP

or a surgical drain
up the mountain, did you?

No, but I did bring
an extra angio cath.

We could hook it up
with some IV tubing

and then drain it
into an empty saline bag.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

He's breathing much better.
His vitals have returned
to normal.

All things considered,
he's doing very well.

- Is he conscious?
- Not yet,
but that's to be expected.

It could be hours,
maybe longer,

depending on how much damage
occurred before the procedure.

And he is going
to need more treatment
once we get back to the ship.

These next 12 hours are
gonna be critical.

We have to keep him
under constant observation.

[stammers]
I'll take the first watch.

There's no chance
I'm sleeping anytime soon.

Thank you, both.
I don't know what I'd do.

The world would
just be a lot quieter.

Your turn.

[screaming]

Why this baby keeps kicking me
in the vagina?

[sighs, speaking Spanish]

What-What is she saying?

She said
that we can't wait any longer

and we're going to have
to deliver the baby feet first.

No, that's not the right way.
I can't hurt my baby. [cries]

[speaking Spanish]

In Spanish we say that
a luz for giving birth.

Literally, it means to give
light like a mother gives light
to a child.

[speaking Spanish]

She says that you have
to be brave, Blair.

You are here
to give this baby light.
You can do this.

[breathing heavily]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

- [Tristan] Get ready.
- Push.

Ow. Ow!

- Doctors make
the worst patient.
- [groaning]

- You're a baby.
- [grunting]

- Okay, I think it...
It's good, we're good.
- Yes.

How was the embolectomy?

Uh... Went surprisingly well.

Why surprising?
You're gonna make
an amazing doctor.

I don't think I believed it
until today.

- Really?
- [chuckles] Yeah.

There I was standing
in our little OR,
and I knew what I was doing.

I didn't need to ask anyone.
I just followed my instincts.

- And the instructional case
series video.
- [chuckles]

And... [chuckles] And I did it.

- It's fun, right?
- Yeah, it's life changing.

[Massey] There you go.
Flapjack? You bet.

There we go.
Yeah, get into that. Captain.

What'll it be?
Dollars, flapjacks, or Mickey?

- Is that even a question?
- [Massey laughs]

You better quit it
with this captain stuff.

It's acting captain.

[sighs]

Mickey,
it is Acting Captain Monroe.

Thank you.

I needed this.
Staying busy is good.

Yeah, it beats the hell
out of sitting around

waiting to face the music,
doesn't it?

I don't think I'm happy
in my marriage.

We work so well together.
At work.

Outside of that, I don't think
we've been in love
for a really long time.

Yet, here we are, selling it
with a ribbon and a bow.

I guess that's the music
I'm not facing.

I lied to the kid.
Monroe, I lied to him.

But the charge is not sticking.
The truth of the matter is...

it might be the end of the line
for me this time.

Whatever are we going to do?

Well, perhaps we just look
for a new adventure.

You know,
when I first met Barry,

he said he was never
going hiking, or skiing,

or any of the things
that I like doing.

- Okay.
- About eight months
into dating,

it was my birthday.

And he arranged
a surprise outdoor date
where he set up a table

with flowers
and a fondue dinner

halfway up the mountain
on my favorite hike.

Oh. Liking this story.

Everything went wrong.
He twisted his ankle
on the way up.

It rained the night before,
so everything was wet,
and turns out

if there is wind,
you can't get a fondue pot
hot enough to heat anything.

He was so mad.

But I think that's the day
I fell in love with him.

[laughing] Oh.

I think you're trying to, um...

therapy ninja me.

Yep, but I don't know.
I don't know how.

Sometimes, the obstacles
you think you're gonna have
in a relationship

aren't really obstacles at all.

I don't think this is
about the long distance.

Seems like
there's something bigger.

[sighs]

I want to...

be the person
I dreamed of being
when I was a little girl.

But there was always
something or someone
that I needed to take care of,

and... force my dreams
to come in second place.

And for the first time
in my life, doing what it takes
to be a doctor

puts me in first place.

And...

I'm afraid...

of putting myself
in second place again with Max.

Losing myself in him.

Getting so close
and then stopping short,
I can't...

Can't do that again.

Which leaves me
halfway up the mountain

with a wet table
and cold fondue.

Except the end of that story is
Barry and I have been together
for 12 years.

We both got
to live out our dreams.

Here. Breakfast of champions.

Your choices are prune raisin
or prune raisin.

[both chuckle]

I lied to you.

You said that you loved me
and I said that I didn't
feel the same way.

And I do have feelings for you.

Big feelings.

Oh.

- Those things.
- Yeah.

But right now in my life,
I... I cannot give in to them,
I...

I'm on the brink of achieving
my dream. And if I let go
of all of that...

I'll never forgive myself.
So, I need to choose myself
this time.

Why does it have
to be either/or?

I don't know how to do both.

[ECG beeping]

Barry. He's not breathing.

What's happening?
What's going on? Is he okay?

Pupils are nonresponsive.
I think
it's a brain stem compression.

I got the bag,
tilt his head back.

[Matt] You're gonna
be okay, baby.

You have to be.
Just think of you dying.

How are you gonna
tell people the story
about how you almost died, huh?

What's the point in dying

if you can't talk
everyone's ear off about it.

[Barry mumbling]

[breathing heavily]

I'm talking. I... I...
I'm talking.

I'm... I'm talking.

Centerpieces are good.

Mm-hmm.

- Eggs are good.
- Yeah.

Honey, can we talk?

I'd love that.

Have a seat.

[Monroe exhales heavily]

Is this a good news talk
or a bad news talk?

A little of both.

You are doing great.
Just a number to breathe.

- That's it. Okay and push.
- [panting]

- [grunting]
- [Celia speaking Spanish]

- Celia says to stop pushing.
- Shut up and give me
an epidural.

I'm sorry we are not equipped
for that,
and it is way too late.

[speaking Spanish]

Both arms are out.
Your baby's almost here,
Blair.

Okay, Celia says
now you can push.

[grunts]
Make up your damn mind.

- [speaking Spanish]
- [baby crying]

Well done, Blair. Good job.

[Blair breathing heavily]

[baby crying]

[speaking Spanish]

You have a baby girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh, she's so beautiful.

[crying]
Oh, she's so beautiful.

[cheering, applauding]

[cheering continues]

Hey, um, I didn't really
get a chance to respond
to you earlier, which is

for the best, honestly,
because I needed a second
to think about things.

And look, you should
unequivocally, unapologetically
choose yourself always,

but in particular, right now.

- Thank you.
- And wherever you go...

whatever you do,
we're gonna be okay.

Because I just want you
in my life.

[sighs] Good morning.
How are you feeling today?

[Blair sighs]

Tired, so tired. [chuckles]

And so completely in love.

How did this happen?

I mean, I'm so happy it did,
but--

Well, it's called
a cryptic pregnancy.

Uh, the body doesn't always
display the usual signs

that it's carrying a child.

In rare cases, people find out
when their water breaks
and then--

Surprise! Baby. [laughs]

Well, she's a surprise
I didn't know I wanted...

Till now.

I've never felt like this
for anyone.

Not even for your fiancé?

I tried, I tried,
and then I... I quit.

He was awful to me
and I was awful to him and...

Then I came on the ship
and took my unhappiness out

on everyone else.

[Blair laughs]

Even Celia.

She was so kind,
even when I was being
a major ass.

[sighs]
I owe her a big apology.

I think you might just get
a chance to give her one.

[Massey] So as we recover
and move forward,

we're never gonna forget
what happened here,

and those that were affected,
and those that came
to their aid,

and we'll always remember,

your loving bond
that overcame all the madness

that the world threw
at you this week.

Celia. That's her name.

I named her after you.

I'm so sorry for how I behaved.

Celia.

[speaking Spanish]

I don't know what that means,
but it's beautiful.

[both laugh]

- How you doing?
- As well as can be expected.

Tristan, I'm sorry
if you got hurt in all this.

- It wasn't my intent, but--
- I know.

I hope that you can forgive
my egregious violation

- of the bro code.
- The code, yeah. Bro code.

It really was
an extremely brazen violation.

Yeah.

We're okay?

I have a new philosophy
on life.

Go where the love is.

Eventually, I'll find someone
whose love is for me
and only for me.

So, short answer, yes.
We are okay.

- Have you seen Avery?
- [Tristan chuckles]

No. No, I have not.

Now, do we have anyone here
that has rings
that they can deliver?

Love you guys.

Okay, repeat after me.

- With this ring...
- [all] With this ring...

- I thee wed.
- [all] I thee wed.

I now pronounce you
officially hitched. Kiss away.

[♪ "Despacito [Remix]" playing]

Whoo!

Have at it.

Oh, boy. Mm-mmm. Still no.

♪ ...in my direction ♪

♪ So thankful for that
It's such a blessin', yeah ♪

♪ Turn every situation... ♪

- Go and get up, twinkle toes,
please.
- I don't wanna embarrass you.

♪ My sunrise
on the darkest day ♪

♪ Got me feelin'
some kind of way ♪

♪ Make me wanna savor
Every moment slowly, slowly ♪

♪ You fit me, tailor-made love
How you put it on ♪

♪ Got the only key
Know how to turn it on ♪

- We did it.
- We sure did.

Twenty-three glorious unions
and one impending divorce.

[♪ "Despacito [Remix]"
continues]

They're playing our song.

No, absolutely not.
This cannot be our song.

Oh, yes, it is.

- Wait, did you--
- Ask them to play it? Maybe.

You know, you're lucky.

I was maybe gonna sing it.

- You were?
- Mm-hmm.

- The acoustics out here,
it's just not--
- Right, no, terrible acoustics.

- Terrible, terrible.
- No.

Max.

I do love you.
I do wanna be with you.

And I wanna go to med school
and I wanna choose me,

and choose you and us
and I have... [sighs]

...no idea
how to do all of that.

And you don't have to
'cause we'll do it together.

How?

Details TBD.

[Avery gasps]

[♪ "Despacito [Remix]"
continues]

[♪ "Despacito [Remix]" ends]

Hello, Captain Monroe.

It was a lovely speech
on the beach yesterday, sir.

That was a lovely thing
to be a part of.

Who knows? Maybe that'll
be my next job. [chuckles]

Wedding officiant.

I think you might be
a little busy
doing your current job.

- Pardon?
- Sir, I'd rather quit
than replace you.

That's exactly what I told
the powers that be
when I called them.

Where you go, I go.

That's incredibly touching,
Monroe.

I'm sorry to say,
but it's also
incredibly pointless.

Son, you-you just don't have
that kind of weight
to throw around.

Maybe not.

- But I have
a little bit of weight
- And so do I.

Where you go, I go.

- Where you go, I go.
- Where you go, we all go, Cap.

In the face of a united front,
corporate backed down.

[clears throat]
You know, you're all nutso.

And we'd be lost without you.

So put on the hat, Cap.
You got a boat to pilot.

Ship. She's a ship.

Take us home, Captain.

So, Dr. Avery Morgan,
what is it you're gonna miss
the most about the Odyssey?

Hmm...

Unlimited clean towels.

Wow, outranked by terry cloth.
Man, that hurts.

Fine. I'll miss Max and you.

Followed by the clean towels.

Well, I... I hate to admit it,

but there is
something rather cute

about you two together.

It gives me hope.
To love no matter the distance.

- And to FaceTime
and frequent phone calls.
- And frequent flyer miles.

- You know, when I came
to the Odyssey...
- Oh, boy, here we go.

I had stared death in the face
and was desperately searching

for fun, adventure,
sun, good food.

But instead, what I found were
hurricanes and necrotic bowels.

You mean
this wasn't the paradise
you were expecting?

Far too much vomit for heaven.

But there is
unlimited clean towels,
so it's not exactly hell.

Right. So maybe
someplace in between,
which I think is the point.

You gotta take the good
with the bad, and for you two,

I would take
a heck of a lot more bad.

That was beautiful.

Aw.

Indeed.

Never have the words
necrotic bowel been used
to such poetic effect.

[laughter]