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Previously on Georgie and
Mandy's First Marriage...
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There's this girl.
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She works at the music store.
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Yes.
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Hi.
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I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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She's here?
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Yep.
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So you got to meet
her and I didn't?
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That is what happened.
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Damn.
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Let me,
I'm good with those.
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Well, I have seen you get
my bra off with one hand.
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When something's important,
you put in the effort.
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(chuckles) Thank you.
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So... Mother's Day is coming up.
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I know. You don't have
to get me anything.
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Are you sure?
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This ain't one of those times
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when you say
you don't want nothing,
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but what you really want
is for me to surprise you
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with exactly what you want?
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What? No. Why would
you think that?
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Well, I've seen it
a bunch on TV
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and it often
leads to high jinks.
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I promise,
I don't want any fuss.
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I just want a day off
with you and CeeCee.
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Well, how about this?
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I get up with CeeCee
and let you sleep in...
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I like it.
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Then the three of us
can have a picnic at the park...
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(gasps) Fun.
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Then we can drop CeeCee off
with your parents
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and go to a hotel.
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And you leave me
there to sleep?
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Eventually.
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You're the best.
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So, you doing anything
for your mom?
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I'm playing around
with something.
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I'm not doing anything
for that psycho.
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Come on, it's Mother's Day.
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And when it's Psycho's Day,
I'll bake her a cake.
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What are y'all
fighting about now?
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She grounded me.
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'Cause you ran away to Mexico?
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Oh, I finished that grounding.
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This is a whole new one.
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For how long?
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She said until the devil
leaves my body.
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So you have till Sunday.
Get him out.
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MARY:
Who are you talking to?
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No phones, you are grounded.
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Hail Satan.
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It's just me, Mom.
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Oh. Hi.
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I was talking to her
about Mother's Day.
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Not dealing with Missy
is the only gift I want.
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But I am looking forward
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to seeing you
and my granddaughter.
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Uh-huh...
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I am gonna see you, right?
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Well, I actually had plans.
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Oh.
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But I can rearrange things.
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No, no. Don't trouble yourself.
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Oh, it's no trouble. I want to.
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Great, we can all
go to church together.
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Cool.
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I will tell Pastor Jeff
to save you a seat up front.
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Keeps getting cooler.
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Hey, how'd it go with your mom?
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Good, good.
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So, here's a fun thought
about Mother's Day...
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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Ugh, I am not going to church
on Mother's Day.
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Come on,
it's just a few hours.
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But it's my special day.
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Then stay here
and celebrate with your mom.
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But it's my special day.
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You're really not spending
Mother's Day with me?
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Well, we want to,
but it's complicated.
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Your reign is over,
deal with it.
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You still got Connor.
You're around, right?
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One of the benefits
of unemployment.
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(chuckles weakly)
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See? You get to spend the day
with your favorite kid.
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I don't have favorites.
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Oh, just stop. Everybody knows.
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I'll make it special
for you, Mom.
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Flowers, candy,
breakfast in bed...
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I want to meet that girl
you're seeing.
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Chocolate,
I know you love chocolate.
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Come on, your father's met her,
Georgie's met her.
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This is the only thing
I'm asking for.
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Fine, I'll bring her.
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Are you sure about that?
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No backsies.
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(bagpipes droning)
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(playing "Danny Boy")
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(incorrect notes squealing)
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(exhales)
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How long have you
been playing the bagpipes?
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I'm not sure I do,
but who can tell?
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Hey, are you doing anything
Sunday?
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I don't think so. Why?
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My mom would like to meet you.
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Great.
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Why are you being so difficult?
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No, I'm serious.
I want to meet her.
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Okay, but I'm warning you,
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she can be a little protective.
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It's gonna be fine.
Moms like me.
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She might not like
that you like me.
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Oh, you think
I like you?
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Of course you do,
I play the bagpipes.
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(bagpipes droning)
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(squealing)
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Did you do the sheets, or just
throw the blanket on top?
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I knew I should've waited
till you left.
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Am I interrupting?
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Oh, just making the bed.
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Yeah, right.
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What's up?
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I need help.
Please spend Mother's Day here.
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Sorry, we got plans.
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But Mom wants to meet Chloe
and I need a buffer.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Tried to hide this one
as long as I could.
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But now
your mom loves me.
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You're so cute.
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Please, I want this to go well.
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Oh, it's gonna go fine.
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Your mom wants
you to be happy,
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you didn't
get Chloe pregnant.
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Wait.
You didn't, right?
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No, we're not idiots.
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Bro.
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I guess Dad will be there.
Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
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Absolutely.
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Really?
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'Cause usually, he--
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What's
"bup, bup, bup"?
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I'm surprised Chloe
isn't spending Mother's Day
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with her mother.
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Maybe her mom
doesn't live here.
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Or maybe they're estranged
and don't speak.
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I'll get to the bottom of it.
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Oh, don't go
digging up dirt.
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What if she's using him?
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Using him for what?
He has nothing.
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So you admit it's weird.
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We have to be there for Connor.
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What about my mom?
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Here's the worst idea
I've ever had.
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Bring her here.
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Bup, bup, bup!
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How do you like it?
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(scoffs)
Think about it.
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My mom has to be
on her best behavior
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in front of Chloe, right?
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So she can't be mean
to your mom.
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True.
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Plus, if we call it brunch,
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everyone will be happy,
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'cause ladies love brunch.
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I want to say that's stupid,
but we really do.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom.
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I was thinking about Sunday
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and I had a fun thought.
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Well, as long as I get
to spend the day
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with you and CeeCee,
anything is fine.
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Terrific.
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How about we all get together
at the McAllisters'?
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You want me to spend
my Mother's Day
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with your mother-in-law?
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Just brunch.
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Well, I do like brunch.
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(chuckling)
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I could totally
tickle you right now.
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I could totally
fire you right now.
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You have no whimsy.
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Mr. McAllister, can I
talk to you about something?
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What's up?
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Well, I invited my mom
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to Mother's Day brunch
with Mrs. McAllister.
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Really?
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Hey, would you go ahead
and drop this car on me?
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Come on. Connor wants us
to be there for him and Chloe,
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and this was the only way
to make everyone happy.
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You really think
they're gonna be happy?
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Well, we're gonna
make a fuss over 'em.
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Who doesn't love a fuss?
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What're you doing
for your mother?
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My mother's dead.
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Sorry.
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No, she ain't.
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Oh, would you let me
have my fun?
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Whimsy.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I was thinking,
maybe it would be more special
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if I spent Mother's Day
with you.
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Really?
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Yeah, and CeeCee
can spend it
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with her grandma.
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Oh, I would love that.
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And her other grandma.
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Ugh.
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Look, I know it's not
what you were hoping for,
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but she really wants to come.
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Of course she does.
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What better Mother's Day gift
for her than to ruin mine?
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Well, okay, come on,
maybe this is a chance
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for the two of you
to make up.
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I'm finally meeting
Connor's girlfriend.
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I don't want Mary
embarrassing me.
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Or you end up looking great.
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Because, between the two of you,
you are the cool one.
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The girl at the salon
did say I look like Meg Ryan.
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I totally see it.
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Fine, she can come.
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But for the record,
I am making a big sacrifice.
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Yeah, but you suffer in silence
and that's what counts.
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♪ ♪
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(gasps) Aww.
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What's all this?
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Well, I wanted to leave you
a little something
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before I pick up my mom.
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Oh, I told you
you didn't have to do anything.
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It's just coffee
and a card.
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Thank you.
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Should I open it now?
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Sure, go ahead.
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I wrote you a poem.
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Oh... boy.
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"To my beautiful wife,
the love of my life..."
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Solid start.
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"I'm glad
you're CeeCee's mother,
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she wouldn't want any other."
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Phew. That one took a while.
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"I hope your Mother's Day
is da bomb,
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sorry you have to spend it
with your mom."
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I've never loved a card more.
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I'm glad.
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What did you think
of the sermon?
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Mm. Powerful stuff.
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You were sleeping.
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I was praying.
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It probably don't need
to be said--
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Then don't.
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Please try and get along
with Mrs. McAllister.
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I can be nice.
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I know you can be,
but are you gonna?
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Yes.
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As long as that B-word
doesn't start anything.
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Okay, we're getting close,
so get all the poison out now.
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I am good.
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It just gets my goat the way
she acts all high and mighty.
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I'm just gonna circle.
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00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,118
Like she's better
than everybody else.
265
00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:55,886
Boy, does she have
another think coming.
266
00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:57,354
Because He knows...
267
00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,591
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
268
00:11:01,525 --> 00:11:03,093
Relax,
I'm great at this.
269
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,596
My other boyfriend's mom
loves me.
270
00:11:05,662 --> 00:11:07,064
Funny.
271
00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:08,332
Don't do that around my mom.
272
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,302
Any other no-nos?
273
00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:13,070
Don't talk about politics,
religion,
274
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,905
or that you've seen me naked.
275
00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:18,742
I have such a cute story
about that mole on your butt.
276
00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:20,611
Also funny. Please stop.
277
00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:23,214
Don't you think
she'd like to hear
278
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,216
what an attentive lover
she raised?
279
00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:27,518
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
280
00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:31,455
Okay, so I was thinking,
281
00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:34,492
you sit here, and then
CeeCee right next to you.
282
00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:35,659
Love it.
283
00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:37,595
And then me.
284
00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:38,662
Where's Mary?
285
00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:40,965
There.
286
00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,400
Oh, far from the baby,
perfect.
287
00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:46,804
And then Georgie, Dad,
288
00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:48,806
Connor and Chloe
down on the end.
289
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:50,941
Wait, if Chloe's
way down there,
290
00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:52,409
how am I supposed
to talk to her?
291
00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:54,778
Oh, well,
those are the seats.
292
00:11:55,412 --> 00:11:58,048
The whole point is for me
to get to know her.
293
00:11:58,115 --> 00:12:00,251
And you will, from afar,
294
00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:02,419
like that lady
who watches the gorillas.
295
00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:06,423
I know how to behave myself.
296
00:12:07,558 --> 00:12:09,426
Okay. Connor really likes
this girl.
297
00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,328
Can you please
not embarrass him?
298
00:12:11,395 --> 00:12:14,965
Did I embarrass you
the first time I met Georgie?
299
00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:16,800
Very much, yes.
300
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:19,169
Well, that was different,
he ruined your life.
301
00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:21,105
That's good.
Focus on Georgie.
302
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:23,173
Bad Georgie.
303
00:12:24,742 --> 00:12:26,443
(doorbell rings)
304
00:12:28,512 --> 00:12:30,548
(gasps) Happy Mother's Day.
305
00:12:30,614 --> 00:12:33,083
Happy Mother's Day,
to both of you.
306
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,218
Welcome, welcome.
307
00:12:34,285 --> 00:12:36,220
So glad to share
my day with you.
308
00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:37,288
Your day?
309
00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:39,189
Yep, it's your day, her day,
310
00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:40,824
Mandy's day, the Lord's day.
311
00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:42,393
Big day.
312
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,428
Made some mimosas
for the moms.
313
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:46,096
Yes, please.
314
00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:47,164
None for me.
315
00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:49,033
Oh, you sure?
It's a celebration.
316
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,201
Baptists don't drink, Jim.
317
00:12:51,268 --> 00:12:53,304
It's also 11:00 in the morning.
318
00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:55,940
Are you judging us?
319
00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:58,208
Not me. Him.
320
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:00,277
Let's go see your granddaughter.
321
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,912
Oh, uh, she's sleeping.
322
00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:02,980
Well, then we'll wake her up.
323
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,351
Take your time, we'll just
be out here day drinking!
324
00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:14,391
Dad,
you remember Chloe?
325
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,893
Oh, of course,
good to see you again.
326
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,961
You, too.
327
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,495
How's it going
with all the moms?
328
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,465
You wanted this.
329
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,336
Mom.
330
00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:28,072
This is Chloe.
331
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,740
Happy Mother's Day,
Mrs. McAllister.
332
00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:31,375
These are for you.
333
00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:33,544
That's very thoughtful.
334
00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:35,779
It's so nice to
finally meet you.
335
00:13:35,846 --> 00:13:36,814
You, too.
336
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,415
"Chloe."
337
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,783
That's a pretty name.
338
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:40,851
Thank you.
339
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,886
What's your last name?
340
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,455
Maybe it's just Chloe.
341
00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:46,123
Like Cher or Prince.
342
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,391
Costa.
343
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,793
That ends in a vowel.
Are you Catholic?
344
00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:52,896
Mom, you just met her.
345
00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,331
Can we not talk about religion?
346
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,766
Sorry. (laughs)
347
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,534
Are you a Republican?
348
00:14:00,604 --> 00:14:03,040
So happy to be here
with my mother,
349
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:04,441
my wife who's a mother
350
00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:05,709
and my mother-in-law.
351
00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:08,045
They put that "mother"
right there in the name.
352
00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,848
Thank y'all
for everything you do,
353
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,249
especially giving birth.
354
00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:13,584
I was in the room for CeeCee,
355
00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:16,286
and let me just say,
y'all earned this brunch.
356
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,956
Well, that is
why we did it.
357
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,625
MANDY:
Cheers.
358
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:26,096
And to Chloe,
who is... not a mom?
359
00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:27,564
Not that I know of.
360
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:29,833
Can't help yourself,
can you?
361
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:32,336
Come on, just a little bite.
362
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:33,604
She talking yet?
363
00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:35,339
Oh, yeah, she called me "Nana."
364
00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:37,708
(chuckling):
She was trying to say "banana."
365
00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:39,843
Well, that ain't what came out.
366
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:43,213
So, how'd
the two of you meet?
367
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,915
I work at a music store and--
368
00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:47,584
Excuse me, I-I'd like
to hear the story.
369
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,520
Oh, I-I work
at a music store
370
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,555
and Connor was a customer.
371
00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:54,491
I kept going in to buy things
as an excuse to talk to her.
372
00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,860
So we have you to thank
for the bagpipes.
373
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,863
I actually found those
in a Goodwill.
374
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:00,831
Can you believe it?
375
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:01,999
I really can.
376
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,601
So, are you from the area?
377
00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:06,770
I just sort of ended up here.
378
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:09,640
I was in a band with
my boyfriend at the time
379
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:12,242
Jim, switch with me.
380
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,545
I'm eating.
381
00:15:16,113 --> 00:15:17,748
So, I woke up and he was gone,
382
00:15:17,814 --> 00:15:19,983
along with the van
and our instruments
383
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,418
and here I am.
384
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,253
Wait, what happened?
385
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,521
Oh, she was in a band
with her boyfriend,
386
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:26,256
he took all her stuff
and he ditched her.
387
00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:30,627
I wanted to hear it
from Chloe.
388
00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:34,665
Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
needs a diaper change.
389
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,400
I'll do it.
390
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:37,901
Never been more sure
of anything in my life.
391
00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:42,506
Well, you're so lovely,
392
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,608
I can't imagine any boy
ditching you.
393
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,744
Thanks. You're lovely, too.
394
00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:50,314
No, thank you.
395
00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:52,816
Mom, chill out.
396
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:56,286
I am chill, I am just
trying to talk to Chloe
397
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:58,622
and some people
are not giving me a chance.
398
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,624
I am just being friendly.
399
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,727
Oh, I know what you're doing.
400
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,161
You do, huh?
401
00:16:05,228 --> 00:16:07,396
You are trying to embarrass me
402
00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:08,832
in front of
my son's girlfriend.
403
00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:11,802
How? By showing her
what normal looks like?
404
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,938
Connor, why don't you
go get your bagpipes
405
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:15,973
and play us a song?
406
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,141
Don't leave me.
407
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,842
Okay.
408
00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:21,311
All right, everyone
needs to settle down.
409
00:16:21,378 --> 00:16:22,679
This is Mother's Day,
410
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:24,081
and y'all are
the three most important
411
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,449
mothers in my life,
412
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:27,885
and all this fighting
is tearing me apart.
413
00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:29,987
Hush.
414
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,658
So, Mary...
415
00:16:34,725 --> 00:16:36,794
where's your lovely daughter?
416
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,529
Don't you dare.
417
00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:42,065
Oh, I dare. I really dare.
418
00:16:49,065 --> 00:16:51,401
I know, I don't want
to go back out there either,
(crying)
419
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,669
but we got to.
420
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:55,205
MANDY:
This is why I didn't want
to see any of you today.
421
00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:56,506
AUDREY:
Yeah, well,
there's the door.
422
00:16:56,573 --> 00:16:59,209
MARY:
Why does she get to leave
and I have to stay?
423
00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:01,344
(whimpers)
424
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,214
Just so you know,
Father's Day is not like this.
425
00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:07,484
(insects trilling)
426
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:09,819
(sighs)
427
00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:11,188
Well, that could've
gone better.
428
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:13,557
A plague of locusts
would've been better.
429
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,826
Everyone liked Chloe,
though.
430
00:17:16,893 --> 00:17:18,128
Yeah, true.
431
00:17:18,195 --> 00:17:19,963
Too bad we'll never
see her again.
432
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,032
I don't think so.
433
00:17:22,098 --> 00:17:23,366
She's really sweet
on your brother.
434
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,203
(chuckles) For every ass
there's a saddle.
435
00:17:30,273 --> 00:17:31,875
(grunts)
436
00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:35,178
You know, I have
one last present for you.
437
00:17:35,245 --> 00:17:37,781
Why do I feel like this is
more of a present for you?
438
00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:40,850
No, no, it's Mother's Day,
you can just lie there.
439
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,452
(laughs)
440
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,621
(bagpipes screeching)
441
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,924
Oh, God.
442
00:17:47,991 --> 00:17:50,160
Oh. Just pretend
we're doing it in Scotland.
443
00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:51,528
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