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all that
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love we share
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together all those good
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times that we
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had and I
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hey how
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things good work yeah good
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Mom good
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dad I think my wife's cheating on
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me no [ __ ]
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yeah I can't quite put my finger on it
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you know I'm just
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not not sure um I mean she hasn't she
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hasn't said anything she uh well not
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directly but I just know she's got
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someone else's inside of her do you know
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what I mean uh
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yeah are you you having
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sex no well you know she doesn't touch
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me but sometimes she gives me the
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old can I get a beer yeah yeah just you
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Stellar on tap yeah great just the
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biggest one you've got thanks man you I
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don't know man is that the biggest one
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you've got yes well then yeah I'll get a
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screener put on my
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card so you haven't
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um uh found anything at all like any
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evidence or anything well I found this
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uh this lighter in a pocket thinging she
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doesn't
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smoke so no I just I don't think it's
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anything to worry about I'd forget about
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it you know she's probably just having a
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sneaky Smoke on the side huh yeah she's
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doing something on the side mate how's
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this man these she's doing a lot of um
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yoga classes no wonder she's so
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Supple why I me I imagine that she would
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be very Supple from all the yoga yeah
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Supple yeah right what does that mean
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anyway
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Supple uh flexible very open in the hips
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ads you know she comes home these days
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looking like a drowned rat you know
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smelling
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like sex you know so I Google the name
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of this place dog
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down yoga or something you know what it
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doesn't even exist
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actually keep going what were you saying
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well yeah so I pull her up on it and
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then she's like oh no no no no no he
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doesn't like to advertise himself on the
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internet he likes to keep everything zen
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zen zen e n zen zen whatever man what
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does that mean anyway
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Zen and she thinks is spiritual mystical
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bit uh enigmatic kind of an energy
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guard
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oh I love you man I love you I love
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you put I'm down you bring me back
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up I swear to God I swear to God if you
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had a bad kidney I'll give you more and
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straight away bang that's not that
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simple have the same blood type Hospital
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waiting you know granted we had the same
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blood type I still give it to her
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hey look man I uh anyway mate Reon
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enough about me I need to talk to you
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about your
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going uh yeah good man how's Mom good
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Dad yeah really good oh girls
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Tinder I started seeing someone yeah uh
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yeah how long for
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now it's it's been a while oh what's her
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name
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Stella
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and the truth is man I
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uh I love her she loves me and it's the
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most real
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thing I've ever
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felt but it came as a surprise
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and
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uh there a problem she's uh she's
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married
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you poor
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bastard sorry sorry sorry she got any
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kids yeah it's more complicated no no
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has she got any kids mate yeah she's got
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one but okay well then she'll never
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leave him uhuh she'll never ever ever
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leave him yes she will uh-uh actually
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she
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is hold
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on it's Chelsea's
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birthday oh no heck not forget my
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daughter's birthday oh such a
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loser my wife cheats on me and then you
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know what she's probably with him right
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now just ah I'm going to take a piss I
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going to take a
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piss for
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is it
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o can you
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dog man please it was never about us I
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needed to talk to you about this you can
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never help her you can fall in love with
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it was never about us if I didn't do it
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to you why why mate why on my daughter's
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birthday look about
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that it it's my daughter's birthday
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you
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around never feel like this again never
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feel again7744
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