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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,697 Hello, Greg? It's Alan. 2 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,448 It's not easy. 3 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,994 They're tired, cold. But the merchandise will be there. 4 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,162 Don't worry. I know the terrain. 5 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,001 Come on! 6 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,532 Is it much farther? 7 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,369 What's that? 8 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,010 Help... Help, a bear! 9 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,595 Help! 10 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,404 This is France Bleu Besançon. Now the news 11 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,114 with Elodie Rougier. 12 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,825 Buying power is down. As Christmas nears, 13 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:42,579 gift-spending is down by 32%. 14 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,414 We asked a woman on the street. 15 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,042 Before, everyone got a gift, 16 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,752 my husband, my mother-in-law. 17 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,171 Now it's just the kids. 18 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,153 Hello? 19 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,655 - Iroquois? - Yes. 20 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,823 It's Greg. 21 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,616 - On the way? - Yes, we are. 22 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,619 We take delivery in 30 minutes at the hangar. 23 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,080 - I'll contact you then. - And Alan? 24 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,415 It's under control. 25 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,042 Alan's on the way, all's well. 26 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,461 - I'll join you afterwards. - Bye. 27 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,053 ... less Christmas spending. 28 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:46,143 I've been unemployed 6 months. My girlfriend will soon be too. 29 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,682 SAINT LOUP PINEWOOD 30 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,584 Fuck. 31 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,977 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 32 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,487 Sir? 33 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,707 Sir? 34 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,377 Fuck. 35 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:36,688 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 36 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:58,460 {\an8}December 20... 37 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,526 Doudou! Your ski mask! 38 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,611 Get inside, you'll catch cold. 39 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,800 Ask Jean-Jean about what we owe? 40 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,470 No, I couldn't. 41 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,432 What happened to your cheek? 42 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,874 Your nose is cold! 43 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,709 So? 44 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,380 If you get sick, who'll help me with the costumes? 45 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,551 What do you want to go as? 46 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,596 A clown. Right? 47 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,267 We'll make a nice clown. 48 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,644 A really nice clown. 49 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,939 We can choose the fabric together. 50 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,692 You washed your hands? 51 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,070 Take the gum out of your mouth. 52 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,073 Come on, Doudou. 53 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,268 I killed two strangers. 54 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,524 Not locals. I never saw them. 55 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,242 You say nothing? 56 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,036 No, nothing. 57 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,080 All you said was: "I killed two strangers". 58 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,957 What should I say? 59 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,250 It's not a question. 60 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,254 - Go on, tell me. - Well... 61 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,965 I was driving. 62 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,468 There was a bear in the road. 63 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,180 I lost control of the pickup 64 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:41,433 and hit a car on the side of the road. 65 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,062 I wanted to help but she was dead. 66 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,481 With her underwear down. 67 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,942 And the guy... 68 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,986 he got scared and slipped. 69 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,739 He got impaled on a tree trunk. 70 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,244 There are no bears around here. 71 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,538 This time there was one. 72 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,790 Why didn't you call the gendarmes? 73 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,836 I didn't pay the car insurance. 74 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,797 Did you touch their car? 75 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,091 Yes... 76 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,093 I think so. 77 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,804 So you left fingerprints. 78 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,521 Gautier. 79 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,607 - When did he go missing? - Yesterday afternoon. 80 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,109 His age? 81 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,235 Eight. 82 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,531 - His name? - Thierry. 83 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,533 Let me put you down. 84 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,494 Two seconds and then we'll leave. 85 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,037 I'll show him a picture. 86 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,372 It can help, right? 87 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,541 He's a mutt. 88 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,460 Yes, a poodle. 89 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:54,131 - You think he was eaten by a bear? - That's right. 90 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,010 We'll keep our eyes open and let you know. 91 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,513 - We have your number, don't worry. - Thanks. 92 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,808 Lucien, what did I say? Put that down. 93 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,102 Goodbye, Mrs. Gautier. 94 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,687 Come here. 95 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,398 Let's go. Back to the car, Arthur. 96 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,493 No bears around here. 97 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,787 Looks like a dog. 98 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,247 A big dog. 99 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,791 With a tiny tail. 100 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,174 He drew two big paws, 101 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,760 and two small ones in front. 102 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,220 Like a kangaroo. 103 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,848 Who gave them crayons? 104 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,099 Sami. 105 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,728 No one speaks French? 106 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,776 Sami! 107 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,614 Do you speak Tamil? 108 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,407 No, I'm Moroccan. 109 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,457 The B... 110 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,126 The tall one speaks English. 111 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,003 Go on. 112 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296 Sami? 113 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,924 - Speak English? - No, I'm Moroccan. 114 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,844 Good thing we hired young. 115 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,556 Here, France. 116 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,015 You? 117 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,475 Where? 118 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,018 France! 119 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,187 You from where? 120 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,606 France? 121 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,525 You. 122 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,865 These poor guys. 123 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,950 They leave home, trek in the cold, 124 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,329 risk death, don't speak French, draw like 4-year-olds. 125 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,290 How can they get by? 126 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,333 It's awful. 127 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,627 I know, Florence. 128 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,307 Anne-Marie. 129 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,981 You never bother me. 130 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,234 No, don't bring a thing! 131 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,986 I'm organizing it. 132 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,115 I swear. 133 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,786 Your daughter and I will see you Saturday. 134 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,580 Listen, I'm so happy... 135 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,375 She's bringing the new one? 136 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,211 Yes. 137 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,798 I wanted to plan a family Christmas. 138 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,010 Now the family... includes him. 139 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,515 I have to get the tree! 140 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,351 He doesn't look well. 141 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,727 I'll take care of him. 142 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,646 - Are you sure? - Positive. 143 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,606 - Go on. - Sorry, Florence. 144 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:02,402 Thanks. Do something for them. Call the Red Cross or Emmaüs. 145 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,239 - Get blankets. - Sami and I will manage. 146 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,241 His mom is almost a volunteer. 147 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:12,079 Mrs. Gautier from nursery school thinks a bear ate her dog. 148 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,968 It's a bear. 149 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,012 A bear scared them. 150 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,098 Of course. 151 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,392 Now that you say so. 152 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,602 God they're bad at drawing. 153 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,437 Blanche, come on. 154 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,358 What are you doing? 155 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,236 Giving her back her dignity. 156 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,696 Poor woman. 157 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,540 You touched inside? 158 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,876 I stayed outside. 159 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,086 Stop wasting time. 160 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,588 Come on! 161 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,342 What's that? 162 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,345 A handbag. 163 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,264 Let's keep it. 164 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,850 We can't take their bag. 165 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,310 It's Christmas. Got plans? 166 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,605 No, we said no gifts this year. 167 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,899 What'll you do with it? 168 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,275 I'll find something. 169 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,779 Anyway, they're dead. They don't need it now. 170 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,715 Michel... come and look! 171 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,884 What is it? 172 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,262 I don't know but... 173 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,389 They didn't win the French Open. 174 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,188 What do we do? 175 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,026 We think it over. 176 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,737 I know! 177 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,992 - What are you doing? - Hold on. 178 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,079 Cathy! What are you doing? 179 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,917 No body, no death. 180 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,085 No death, no crime. 181 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,504 Stop with your crime novels. 182 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,298 It was an accident, not a crime. 183 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:13,677 Without my crime novels, you'd have left fingerprints. 184 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:14,928 So enough. 185 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,307 Go get the guy, hurry! 186 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,976 Fast, before someone comes! 187 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,132 I can't! 188 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,051 I can't. 189 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,328 Do we hide the car too? 190 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,227 All I need is a stomach bug for Christmas. 191 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,563 Then I'll give them my cold. 192 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,356 Roland? 193 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:52,276 I found an abandoned car in La Feuillade. 194 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,236 Not local. In a bad state. 195 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,613 I'll call the pound. 196 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,323 Is it blocking traffic? 197 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:02,035 They won't get there before Monday. 198 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,746 They're understaffed too. It's Christmas. 199 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,291 It won't be in the way of anyone. 200 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,586 I have to go, I'm very, very busy. 201 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,546 - Enjoy. - Yeah, right. 202 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:18,969 Blanche! Can you please make an effort? 203 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,055 I don't want your mom's criticism. 204 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,266 Having a Nativity contest? 205 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,559 This is pretty. 206 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,978 You're not together anymore. 207 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,440 Why do Christmas if we're not a family? 208 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,483 Tree baubles won't change a thing. 209 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,570 To impress her new guy, suck in your belly 210 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,863 or work out. 211 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,867 Can you drop me at Sandra's? 212 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:45,829 No, I'm going to Cathy and Michel's for the tree. 213 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:47,539 Want to come? 214 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,875 Too far. Can you make a detour? 215 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,378 I'm not your chauffeur. 216 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,256 So buy me a car. 217 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:02,596 - You don't have a license! - I know the gendarmes. 218 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,349 Get in. 219 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,831 It's a lot. 220 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,709 - How much? - A lot. 221 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,967 What'll we do with it all? 222 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:44,429 For now we'll hide it. We won't touch it. 223 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,935 What about the bodies? 224 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,523 We think it over. 225 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,313 It wasn't on purpose. 226 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,615 Where's the controller? 227 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,369 No use hiding it. 228 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,959 Not too much screen time, honey! 229 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,545 The shrink said one hour! 230 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,049 The shrink. 231 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,728 Hurry. 232 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,446 I'll get it. 233 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,125 Hello, Cathy. 234 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,587 It's Roland for his tree! 235 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,845 All good? 236 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,933 It's getting cold. 237 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,270 I can't come in? 238 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,773 Yes, yes... come in. 239 00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:01,149 Unless... 240 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:06,196 Mulled wine with cinnamon? 241 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,573 No, thank you. 242 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,950 I'd love some coffee. 243 00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:11,118 Yes, of course. 244 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,786 Right away! 245 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,914 Michel! You're here. 246 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,082 You good, Roland? 247 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,754 Have a seat. 248 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:30,053 I'm exhausted. 249 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:33,140 Christmas season... 250 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,142 So much stress. 251 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,230 It's a gift. 252 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,195 Want a little sugar? 253 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,905 No. 254 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,364 I'm trying to... 255 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,117 Yes, I understand. 256 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,043 I want to play again too. 257 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,753 But exercise, I dunno... 258 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:07,216 It makes me nervous. 259 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,510 Strange, right? 260 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,933 Sorry I couldn't get here earlier. 261 00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,062 It's a madhouse, only 3 of us. 262 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,024 Two called in sick and one got transferred. 263 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,943 A lot of turnaround. 264 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,736 That plus the holidays... 265 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:36,703 You don't want to sit? 266 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:44,837 I've been sitting on the tractor all day. 267 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,088 I don't know... 268 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,341 I don't feel well. 269 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,512 Hemorrhoids. 270 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,931 Yeah, that's it... 271 00:25:56,557 --> 00:26:00,519 Hemorrhoids for sure. Apple cider vinegar, hot. 272 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,687 Sitz baths... 273 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,898 It shrinks them. 274 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:06,650 Want me to look? 275 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,114 Gotcha! 276 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,409 Thought I'd inspect your butt? 277 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:23,250 The look on your face, Michel. 278 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,460 I'm no gynecologist. 279 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:32,134 I'm a gendarme. 280 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:47,649 So! Let's go see that pine. 281 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,696 - I'll take you. - Yes, let's see. 282 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,410 Choose it yourself. 283 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:00,495 Big or small? 284 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:03,457 Medium. To make a good impression. 285 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:09,338 Damn, you better get your truck to a garage. 286 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:14,426 If a gendarme sees you in that, you'll get fined. 287 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,803 I know, it's Doudou. 288 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,014 Doudou drives? 289 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:22,726 He practices on the way up to the house. 290 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:23,936 Coming? 291 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,273 So where are these trees? 292 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,361 Good thing you're not a dentist. 293 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,494 This is some machine! 294 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:44,206 Saw off an arm in a sec! 295 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,374 I'll say. 296 00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,087 I prefer without a net. 297 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,714 You remove it, it's for travel. 298 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:55,759 It's not small? 299 00:27:56,802 --> 00:27:58,011 You said medium. 300 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,680 Well, that's medium-small. 301 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,559 Funny how they look bigger lying down. 302 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:09,022 Mind if I call Blanche? Her mom's coming over 303 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:12,192 with her new guy and I can't look pathetic. 304 00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:14,820 There's no network here. Go by the house. 305 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,657 - Wait! - Know what? 306 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,033 I'll Facetime her. 307 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,244 Wait, Roland. 308 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:26,123 No, you'll do it. Give me the tree. 309 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,125 Go on. 310 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,794 - Hi Dad. - No, it's... 311 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,882 It's Michel. To show you your dad's tree. 312 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,217 Push to... turn it around. 313 00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:39,720 - Push... - Wait. 314 00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,222 Move to the right. 315 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,433 A little more. 316 00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:47,060 More to the right. 317 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,771 Hey! I'm here. 318 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:53,442 - Problem? - He wants his daughter to see the tree. 319 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,819 - Honey? - Are you done? 320 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,613 - Like it? - It's a pine. 321 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,907 It'll do. I'm no lumberjack. 322 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,492 Is it tall enough? 323 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,786 It's great. Bye, I have no battery. 324 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,585 I'll take it. I'll help you load it. 325 00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:14,671 It's a lovely choice. Just add decorations. 326 00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:15,714 I have none. 327 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,591 And there you go! 328 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,803 Glad I got that over with. 329 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,264 By the way... 330 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:29,978 Close your gate. Migrants almost got eaten by a bear. 331 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,271 See? 332 00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,564 What? 333 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:36,777 Because I always tell her to close the gate. 334 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:41,448 Well, thank you. Merry Christmas. 335 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:42,699 Merry Christmas! 336 00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:12,229 How to... 337 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,981 get rid of... 338 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,817 a body. 339 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,281 Two bodies. 340 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,954 COMMON METHODS 341 00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:34,918 So pigs are the best, they eat everything. 342 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:36,795 Except teeth. 343 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:39,548 If it's just teeth, we're fine. 344 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:43,051 On the other hand, they don't eat fast. 345 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:52,019 Acid. 346 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:56,148 Risky and complicated, apparently. 347 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:58,108 I have an idea. 348 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:07,326 {\an8}December 21... 349 00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:33,393 Bears hunt salmon! 350 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:36,355 Salmon? There are no salmon here. 351 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,440 There were no bears either. 352 00:31:51,286 --> 00:31:52,955 You'll see. 353 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:56,750 When the bear smells this honey, it'll think summer. 354 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,669 He'll come running, you'll see. 355 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,880 He doesn't need to eat them. 356 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:05,050 If he tears them up a bit, he'll be guilty. 357 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,177 They got lost in the forest. 358 00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:09,638 The bear stumbled upon them. 359 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,432 And then... forest accident. 360 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,061 By the time they find them here... 361 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:23,777 No prayer, nothing? 362 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:31,159 We don't even know their names. 363 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:46,216 Come on, a thick coat on both sides. 364 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:31,762 Night, honey. 365 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,767 Lights off, it's late. 366 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:40,771 What did I say? 367 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,607 Time to sleep. 368 00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:45,859 Doudou, stop. 369 00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:50,739 Night, Mom. 370 00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:54,868 Night, honey. 371 00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:23,981 Goodnight. 372 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:55,094 {\an8}December 22... 373 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:03,187 I told you it wouldn't work. 374 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,814 Not all bears like honey. 375 00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:10,652 I don't get it. 376 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,618 Cathy? 377 00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:19,745 There's another. 378 00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:28,837 We didn't see him yesterday. 379 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:36,094 What's wrong? You're not pregnant? 380 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:40,682 Pregnant? By who? 381 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,310 Must be last night's purée. 382 00:35:48,565 --> 00:35:50,734 The current must have carried him here. 383 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,362 Come help me. 384 00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:54,738 What are you doing? 385 00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:00,160 I think we made a mistake. We can't get rid of the bodies. 386 00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:02,037 We must make them visible. 387 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:03,747 I mean, literally exhibit them. 388 00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:08,460 Because if no one finds them, they'll come looking. 389 00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,838 For sure. And they'll find them. 390 00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:14,758 If they find them right away, they'll stop looking. 391 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:21,598 He's not part of this. 392 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,975 Now he is. 393 00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:33,527 We'll put the bodies back in the car like in an accident. 394 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:36,029 You weren't there, you know nothing. 395 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:38,699 What about this? 396 00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:40,993 What is it? 397 00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:43,245 A phone, latest model, from body 3. 398 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:47,124 Keep it. Doudou's dying for one for Christmas. 399 00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:09,605 He's Portuguese. 400 00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:14,651 It's Anne-Marie! 401 00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:20,282 - Hey, Roland. - Oh, Gilles. 402 00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:22,492 The car's no longer empty. 403 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:24,494 What do you mean? 404 00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:27,414 - There are passengers. - How many? 405 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,750 Three, not including the flies. 406 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,835 - What do they say? - Say? 407 00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:34,671 They won't be saying a thing. 408 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,133 I've seen rotting bodies but this is... 409 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:39,510 Chernobyl. 410 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:40,802 Okay, Gilles. 411 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:42,679 Listen, you stay put. 412 00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:44,806 I'll send Forensics and come. 413 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,392 - Don't touch a thing. - Sure thing. 414 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,769 Not a thing. 415 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:50,687 We'll wait for you. 416 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,108 He's coming with Forensics. Don't touch a thing. 417 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:57,444 I swear, Roland. 418 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,196 It was empty. 419 00:37:59,238 --> 00:38:00,572 I'm on my way. 420 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:06,036 Excuse me. 421 00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,622 Sorry, don't mind me. 422 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,626 Chief? 423 00:38:14,044 --> 00:38:18,173 No one called back? They clogged the toilet, now my office. 424 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,633 Chief, we have a problem. 425 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:25,389 - Anyway, it's not fecal. - What is it? 426 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,557 Pellets. 427 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:28,725 Pellets of cocaine. 428 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:31,937 Three kilos, at least. 429 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,313 They swallowed them. 430 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,107 They're mules, not migrants. 431 00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:41,363 - Well played. - How so? 432 00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:44,324 We don't search migrants. Not where it matters. 433 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,702 No harm seen, no harm done. 434 00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:48,745 We'd have let them go. 435 00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:52,624 They trek off with their load, undetected, well played. 436 00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:55,586 But something irks me. 437 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:59,173 How did they navigate the forest? They're not locals. 438 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:02,092 Poor things. 439 00:39:02,134 --> 00:39:04,178 High price to cross borders. 440 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:06,221 500 grams of cocaine in the rectum. 441 00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:10,100 They swallow them. 442 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:13,061 I can barely swallow aspirin. 443 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,855 They deserve their El Dorado. 444 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:17,107 What do we do, Major? 445 00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,068 Prison. 446 00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:22,946 Just before Christmas. 447 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,365 Drug smugglers are a pain. 448 00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:26,783 Sami... 449 00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:28,869 stick them in a cell. 450 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:30,287 And keep an eye on them. 451 00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:32,915 We lost the cell key. 452 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:36,919 Well... use a padlock or something. 453 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,587 Use your head. 454 00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:39,963 Okay? 455 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:43,175 Come, Florence. Good thing your nose is stuffed. 456 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,262 I'm Matthieu Colbeau, pathologist. 457 00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:49,097 I have a killer cold. 458 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:51,225 I only treat the dead. 459 00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:52,893 I was joking. 460 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:55,312 - Major Bodin. - Hello. 461 00:39:55,354 --> 00:39:57,689 So the car was empty last night? 462 00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,608 Yes... 463 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:02,569 Gilles discovered it. There was no one inside. 464 00:40:03,195 --> 00:40:05,155 He doesn't drink? 465 00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:08,242 Like everyone. When he's thirsty. 466 00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:10,536 The carnage isn't from today. 467 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,705 - May I? - Of course. 468 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,791 Careful, miss. It's not a pretty sight. 469 00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:16,917 What? 470 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,211 What's your problem, earthworm? 471 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:22,005 A woman can't bear the sight? 472 00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:24,800 Think my freezer never broke? 473 00:40:24,842 --> 00:40:28,512 5 kg of rotting meat, and no man to take out the garbage. 474 00:40:28,554 --> 00:40:30,889 So spare me the "careful, miss". 475 00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:40,148 We got some serious cadavers. 476 00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:48,156 We should have just tossed it in the dumpster! 477 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:52,327 The dumpster is in plain sight. Too risky! 478 00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:56,290 The weapon belongs at the crime scene. 479 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:17,561 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. 480 00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:18,812 Oh fuck. 481 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:20,522 Keep driving. 482 00:41:26,612 --> 00:41:29,364 - We're going to the supermarket. - By the forest? 483 00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:32,784 Take the main road. This is blocked. 484 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:36,330 - Was there an accident? - We can't say yet. 485 00:41:37,372 --> 00:41:38,707 Total carnage. 486 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:41,919 Hey Michel... Hey Cathy! 487 00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:44,421 You can't stay here. 488 00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:48,091 - We're going to the supermarket. - By the forest? 489 00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:52,513 What's that, an abandoned car? 490 00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:56,934 Not really. I think we have a psycho. 491 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,812 Florence leans more toward a pervert. 492 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:03,815 - Because of the honey. - Honey? 493 00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:05,692 Three corpses. 494 00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,613 One's face is cut. The others, covered in honey. 495 00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:13,659 One was impaled, punctured abdomen. 496 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,828 Totally pulverized. Sorry, Cathy. 497 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:21,333 Thouchart! Macaroons from Thouchart? 498 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,877 - I love them! My favorites. - Mine too. 499 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:29,049 Did you get fingerprints? 500 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:30,551 It won't be long. 501 00:42:30,592 --> 00:42:32,803 Bad guys always leave a trace. 502 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,473 We'll find him. 503 00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:37,891 We always do. 504 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,605 - So good luck. - Good marketing. 505 00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:47,526 Marketing? 506 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:51,238 Didn't you mention the supermarket? 507 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:57,327 - And Merry Christmas! - Let's go. 508 00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:58,495 That's different. 509 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:26,648 Sorry. 510 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:54,760 - What now? - The supermarket, like we said. 511 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,178 And they're watching us. 512 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:10,859 We should stop. This is wrong. 513 00:44:10,901 --> 00:44:14,029 No more lies. We're good people. Let's come clean. 514 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:16,406 We didn't do it on purpose. 515 00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:19,451 They'll understand. Gendarmes are intelligent. 516 00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:22,371 You're saying that out of fear. 517 00:44:22,412 --> 00:44:24,289 They're looking for perverts. 518 00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:26,959 As you said, we're good people. Period. 519 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,503 It's not fear, it's principles. 520 00:44:29,545 --> 00:44:31,088 A moral compass. 521 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,465 I can't live with this. 522 00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:37,010 All right, Michel. 523 00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,556 We'll buy groceries then surrender. 524 00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:47,229 About the money... what do we say? 525 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:52,401 No one knows there was any. We don't have to tell. 526 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:54,862 But I know. My conscience knows. 527 00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,154 I'm an honest guy. 528 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:57,990 I have values. 529 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:02,536 You're right. We'll give it back 530 00:45:02,578 --> 00:45:03,996 and turn you in. 531 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:05,497 Turn me in? 532 00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:08,792 You're the one who killed them. 533 00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:10,419 You're my accomplice! 534 00:45:11,295 --> 00:45:15,299 Who moved the bodies? Who put on honey? Pulled up her panties? 535 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,134 Who reads crime novels? 536 00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,052 If I go down, you go down, Cathy. 537 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:22,222 What if we go to prison? 538 00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,976 Who'll tend to Doudou? Social services? 539 00:45:27,102 --> 00:45:30,063 You want your son to go into foster care? 540 00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:32,524 In this shitty world? 541 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:39,531 Sorry. 542 00:45:41,283 --> 00:45:43,327 - Not it's me. - It's me. 543 00:45:43,368 --> 00:45:45,329 This is silly. We can't crack. 544 00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:49,333 Come on, we must be strong. 545 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,171 Look... look. 546 00:45:57,174 --> 00:45:59,343 - Gorgeous. - Oh yeah, it's... 547 00:46:06,016 --> 00:46:07,184 We need an alibi. 548 00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:09,394 "Pakistani" is with a K? 549 00:46:12,064 --> 00:46:14,566 The vehicle, apparently abandoned, 550 00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:17,402 found its riders. 551 00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:21,865 Forensics sent pics. 552 00:46:21,907 --> 00:46:23,408 I made photocopies. 553 00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:26,620 Shall I pin them up? 554 00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,213 It's the forensics lab! 555 00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:41,218 Really... okay. 556 00:46:43,512 --> 00:46:45,138 We'll deal with it. 557 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,890 Thanks, we'll keep you posted. 558 00:46:51,353 --> 00:46:52,688 The impaled guy 559 00:46:52,729 --> 00:46:54,398 and the blonde in mink 560 00:46:54,439 --> 00:46:55,858 weren't tourists. 561 00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,068 Drug traffickers. 562 00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:00,571 Serious police records. 563 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:06,952 The two cases are connected, Florence. 564 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,413 Sami! 565 00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:12,958 Put the African and the 3 Pakistanis up there too. 566 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,545 - It could be chance. - No chance, just probabilities. 567 00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:19,214 And the probability is overwhelming. 568 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,301 The couple doesn't look innocent. 569 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:30,517 The barrette. Why is that barrette there? 570 00:47:32,561 --> 00:47:34,813 They found it in the car. 571 00:47:37,858 --> 00:47:40,360 Barrettes like that are sold everywhere. 572 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,910 Maybe we wait before sending the report? 573 00:48:00,088 --> 00:48:01,381 What did you do today? 574 00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:03,800 Nothing much. I'm on a break. 575 00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:08,263 - A break. - A sabbatical is a sabbatical. 576 00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:10,516 Like a fast: useless if broken. 577 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:13,227 A sabbatical from what? 578 00:48:14,186 --> 00:48:16,271 From school, which is a lot. 579 00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:18,106 From school. 580 00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:21,527 I spent 3 months studying for my baccalaureate. 581 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:23,695 Flunking it was tough. 582 00:48:23,737 --> 00:48:26,073 I need time to bounce back. 583 00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,367 How much time? 584 00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:29,826 I don't see you bouncing. 585 00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:33,580 Pay for fashion design school, then we can talk. 586 00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:38,293 Or I'll ask mom's boyfriend. He's rich. 587 00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:40,212 A dentist, he does braces. 588 00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:41,588 Fucking goldmine. 589 00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:44,132 Mind your tongue. 590 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:45,884 Anyway it's beyond you 591 00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:48,178 and your world of Playmobils in uniform. 592 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:54,309 In my world of Playmobils, as you say, 593 00:48:55,394 --> 00:48:57,354 we hold onto our belongings. 594 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,024 Meaning? 595 00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:02,609 Your barrette. 596 00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:03,902 Where is it? 597 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:07,781 Friend's house. 598 00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:09,616 - What friend? - You don't know her. 599 00:49:09,658 --> 00:49:11,493 I better know her. 600 00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:13,412 We found it in a car. 601 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:16,206 Dad, I don't have to tell you who I sleep with. 602 00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:20,794 You slept in the car? 603 00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:22,212 I'm legal, Dad. 604 00:49:24,173 --> 00:49:26,842 You slept in a car with corpses? 605 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,385 With what? 606 00:49:29,011 --> 00:49:30,345 You're into necrophilia. 607 00:49:30,387 --> 00:49:33,390 Okay, you piss me off. I lost my appetite. 608 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:44,776 May I? 609 00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:56,705 I'm sorry. 610 00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:04,046 Why must you always know everything? 611 00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:08,550 Isn't keeping quiet better? 612 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:11,553 We're doing fine. 613 00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:13,805 We get along well. 614 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,350 Why spoil everything? 615 00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:20,145 I didn't mean to be awkward. 616 00:50:20,771 --> 00:50:21,939 It's true, you... 617 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,775 You've grown up. 618 00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:27,861 It's hard for me to admit. 619 00:50:27,903 --> 00:50:29,279 That's all. 620 00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:37,246 Sure there were no corpses? 621 00:50:37,287 --> 00:50:38,497 Stop! 622 00:50:39,122 --> 00:50:41,333 I ask as a gendarme, not a dad. 623 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,544 So call me in for questioning. 624 00:50:44,169 --> 00:50:45,796 It's not a good idea. 625 00:50:45,838 --> 00:50:48,006 Stop, an alibi is an alibi. 626 00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:49,883 Trust me, for once. 627 00:50:51,718 --> 00:50:53,095 As an old friend, Sabine. 628 00:50:53,846 --> 00:50:57,266 Even as an old friend, I don't like lies. 629 00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:01,311 I know how they can destroy illusions. 630 00:51:02,145 --> 00:51:05,190 I spent years imprisoned by make-believe, 631 00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:06,733 by conventions, 632 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:08,527 by useless lies. 633 00:51:09,444 --> 00:51:11,780 One day I decided to be myself. 634 00:51:12,573 --> 00:51:14,825 Now you ask me to lie, Michel. 635 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:18,537 How much? 636 00:51:32,009 --> 00:51:33,468 To renovate the dungeon. 637 00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:36,722 And new sex swings in the Love Room. 638 00:51:40,392 --> 00:51:42,519 Very nice sex swings. 639 00:51:43,145 --> 00:51:44,563 Demanding clientele. 640 00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,860 So you'll say we were here last night. 641 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:51,195 Night of the 21st. 642 00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:52,821 The night of the 21st. 643 00:51:54,615 --> 00:51:57,326 Thank you, Sabine, and goodbye. 644 00:51:58,535 --> 00:51:59,912 Goodbye. 645 00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:03,540 Why not stay for a drink, get to know the place? 646 00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:06,752 If we're saying you were here, at least get a taste. 647 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:10,380 No, thank you, we're not dressed. 648 00:52:11,632 --> 00:52:13,175 You're cute. 649 00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:15,302 Afraid to have some fun? 650 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:19,056 You know, the best way to find yourself 651 00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:20,849 is to know where you get lost. 652 00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:25,229 Come, don't act so shy. 653 00:52:26,188 --> 00:52:27,481 Michel... 654 00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:38,325 Anyway, thanks, I'll have a gorgeous dungeon. 655 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:42,621 Actually, I'll use some of your gift to buy masks for New Year's Eve. 656 00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:43,956 That always works. 657 00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:45,541 Stripping may come easy, 658 00:52:45,582 --> 00:52:48,293 but masks turn adults back into kids. 659 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:50,003 I love your bag, Jacqui. 660 00:52:50,045 --> 00:52:51,797 Cathy. It was a gift. 661 00:52:57,219 --> 00:53:00,806 I'll leave you. Have fun. Drinks are on me. 662 00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:10,357 Stay to the end. It's Gangbang Night. 663 00:53:51,773 --> 00:53:53,984 - Stop. - What? 664 00:53:54,026 --> 00:53:56,236 We went to farming school together. 665 00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:58,739 She had glasses and acne. 666 00:54:00,199 --> 00:54:01,575 And big boobs. 667 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:03,994 Excuse me. 668 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,751 That's not what I look at. 669 00:54:15,422 --> 00:54:16,673 Jealous? 670 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:18,717 Excuse me? 671 00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:22,012 Not at all. Jealous? No, seriously... 672 00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:23,055 are you crazy? 673 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,140 You're jealous, Cathy. 674 00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:26,850 No, Michel. 675 00:54:28,143 --> 00:54:29,645 I prefer... 676 00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:30,812 not to answer. 677 00:54:33,065 --> 00:54:34,691 Anyway, admit it's a good alibi. 678 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,194 No one will say we weren't here. 679 00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:40,489 Know anyone who brags about doing this? 680 00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:46,954 No, thanks. That's sweet. 681 00:54:56,505 --> 00:54:57,714 What did he want? 682 00:54:58,340 --> 00:54:59,591 Anal sex. 683 00:56:30,974 --> 00:56:32,684 Okay, good night. 684 00:56:44,863 --> 00:56:46,949 Doudou, it's too late for music. 685 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:49,618 It's time to sleep, Doudou! 686 00:56:51,328 --> 00:56:53,372 {\an8}December 23... 687 00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:54,414 {\an8}So... 688 00:56:55,123 --> 00:56:57,125 What were you doing in the car? 689 00:56:57,835 --> 00:56:59,670 Sleeping with Basile. 690 00:56:59,711 --> 00:57:01,213 Why there? 691 00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:03,423 His kid brother was at his place. 692 00:57:04,049 --> 00:57:06,677 And I scream during sex, so... 693 00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:08,220 "I scream... 694 00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:11,098 during sex." 695 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,395 Why not Basile's car? 696 00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:19,189 Too small. The seats don't go back. 697 00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:26,446 We wanted to stop by Marc's for condoms. 698 00:57:26,488 --> 00:57:30,158 We wanted to go to Guillaume's. He has a spare bedroom. 699 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:35,789 So, on the way to Guillaume's, we saw the car. 700 00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:38,125 And a nice car too. 701 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,877 The seats were obviously cushy. 702 00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:44,339 So we could really let go. 703 00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:47,009 Excuse me, I... 704 00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:48,844 I'll make myself some coffee. 705 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:52,806 "So we could really let go." 706 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:58,312 Why is he staring? 707 00:57:59,396 --> 00:58:02,274 You don't have to stay for a statement. 708 00:58:02,316 --> 00:58:04,109 I was just helping. 709 00:58:05,694 --> 00:58:07,988 You didn't notice anything in the car? 710 00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:09,740 No. It was night. 711 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:14,661 Two men, a woman, honey. 712 00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:16,330 Doesn't ring a bell? 713 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:19,791 Nope, we don't do that. We're more basic. 714 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:23,629 You're sure there was no one? 715 00:58:25,214 --> 00:58:27,799 I had a few beers, but still... 716 00:58:32,513 --> 00:58:33,639 Major? 717 00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:39,603 The bodies were added. 718 00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:51,365 There you go. 719 00:58:51,406 --> 00:58:52,908 2,300 euros. 720 00:58:53,534 --> 00:58:56,995 And here you go. Thanks, Christian. 721 00:58:57,037 --> 00:58:58,288 Thanks, Michel. 722 00:58:58,956 --> 00:59:00,916 See you, have a good day. 723 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,303 What's that? 724 00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:15,097 I bought us heating oil. 725 00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:17,808 With what money? 726 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,102 With ours. 727 00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:22,604 You took from the bag? 728 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,399 I barely took a thing, just what we need. 729 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,028 Car insurance, heating oil, Jean-Jean's fertilizer, honey. 730 00:59:34,157 --> 00:59:35,868 You're out of your mind. 731 00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:38,161 Why? 732 00:59:38,203 --> 00:59:41,081 Like with the TV, you agreed to the TV. 733 00:59:41,123 --> 00:59:44,376 Because the TV stays hidden. 734 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:46,170 No one sees it but us. 735 00:59:46,211 --> 00:59:47,713 But our debts... 736 00:59:48,463 --> 00:59:50,841 How do we justify paying them off? 737 00:59:52,718 --> 00:59:55,345 What did you tell Jean-Jean? 738 00:59:56,013 --> 00:59:58,473 He'll go to the bank and blab. 739 00:59:58,515 --> 01:00:01,435 You can't reimburse 5,000 like that! 740 01:00:01,476 --> 01:00:05,063 They'll ask him how he got 5,000 euros 741 01:00:05,105 --> 01:00:07,482 in cash, from one day to the next. 742 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:10,861 Banks ask questions! It's their job. 743 01:00:11,695 --> 01:00:14,364 We'll say we sold more trees. 744 01:00:14,406 --> 01:00:16,950 Yeah, right. Treat them like idiots. 745 01:00:19,745 --> 01:00:22,080 People will talk, Michel. 746 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,464 You can't be trusted. 747 01:00:33,342 --> 01:00:34,468 Thanks. 748 01:00:34,510 --> 01:00:37,638 Here, Basile's car leaves town. 749 01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:40,516 With Blanche. 750 01:00:43,101 --> 01:00:44,520 At 11:12 pm... 751 01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:48,148 17 minutes later, it reappears here. 752 01:00:49,107 --> 01:00:51,944 As seen on the town's surveillance camera. 753 01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:53,570 17 minutes? 754 01:00:54,363 --> 01:00:55,531 What? 755 01:00:55,572 --> 01:00:58,033 They spent only 17 minutes in the BMW. 756 01:00:58,075 --> 01:00:59,284 Yeah, so what? 757 01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:02,204 That's all. It's not long. 758 01:01:02,246 --> 01:01:04,039 We're not investigating that. 759 01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:05,541 Yeah but it's not long. 760 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,126 Then, from 11:29 761 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:10,337 until the tow truck came, 762 01:01:10,379 --> 01:01:13,131 nothing: no one comes, no one goes. 763 01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:17,261 Okay, so to sum up... 764 01:01:19,429 --> 01:01:22,891 Basile's car... 765 01:01:23,517 --> 01:01:25,686 comes in from here. 766 01:01:26,436 --> 01:01:29,439 And goes out this way. 767 01:01:30,816 --> 01:01:33,986 And the BMW is right in the middle. 768 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:37,114 At 11:12 pm, 769 01:01:37,155 --> 01:01:38,907 no bodies in the car. 770 01:01:38,949 --> 01:01:41,201 And at 8:48 am, 771 01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:42,619 the bodies pop up. 772 01:01:43,245 --> 01:01:44,997 And no one came in, 773 01:01:45,038 --> 01:01:47,165 not from here, not from here. 774 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:50,544 So it has to happen... 775 01:01:50,586 --> 01:01:52,254 without a doubt... 776 01:01:52,296 --> 01:01:53,380 here. 777 01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:57,342 The problem is there's nothing there. 778 01:01:57,384 --> 01:02:00,637 Yes, there's the pine tree farm. 779 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:06,518 Good thinking, Sami. 780 01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:08,937 Very good. 781 01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:10,147 Of course. 782 01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:13,650 Michel and Cathy. 783 01:02:25,204 --> 01:02:27,581 - Hello, Roland! - Hello, Cathy. 784 01:02:27,623 --> 01:02:29,625 Problem with your tree? 785 01:02:30,501 --> 01:02:31,793 Can we come in? 786 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,003 Of course. 787 01:02:33,045 --> 01:02:34,421 Come in! 788 01:02:36,298 --> 01:02:39,343 Don't wipe your feet, I'll mop up after. 789 01:02:39,968 --> 01:02:41,220 Just a sec. 790 01:02:41,970 --> 01:02:43,514 Michel, it's Roland. 791 01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:50,687 It's too loud. 792 01:02:56,568 --> 01:02:58,028 There. 793 01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:00,113 Come on in. 794 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:13,669 Do you want coffee? 795 01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:16,421 Just a few questions for you. 796 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,173 What's wrong? 797 01:03:18,215 --> 01:03:19,883 Doudou did something dumb? 798 01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,010 Can we sit? 799 01:03:22,052 --> 01:03:23,637 Yes, of course. 800 01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:30,477 These are purely routine questions. 801 01:03:56,128 --> 01:03:57,588 Cathy, Michel, 802 01:03:57,629 --> 01:04:02,259 the night of the 21st, did you see or hear anything unusual? 803 01:04:04,094 --> 01:04:06,054 Unusual how? 804 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,223 Gunshots, maybe. 805 01:04:08,265 --> 01:04:09,766 A car. 806 01:04:09,808 --> 01:04:12,561 A thud at night, shouts. 807 01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:15,022 You're scaring me now. 808 01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:18,525 It bothers me to ask, but... 809 01:04:18,567 --> 01:04:20,777 Where were you on the 21st? 810 01:04:20,819 --> 01:04:22,404 We were at the Cupid. 811 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:25,741 - The swinger's club? - Yes. 812 01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:30,245 - Thursday is bang-bang night. - Gangbang. 813 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:32,331 Gangbang. 814 01:04:34,124 --> 01:04:35,876 And we used the swing. 815 01:04:36,502 --> 01:04:37,920 Michel, it's important. 816 01:04:41,465 --> 01:04:42,466 All night long? 817 01:04:43,091 --> 01:04:44,134 On the swing? 818 01:04:44,176 --> 01:04:45,260 No, the Cupid. 819 01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,555 Until daybreak. 820 01:04:53,852 --> 01:04:55,938 - And Dominic? - Doudou? 821 01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,775 - He was asleep. - Okay. 822 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,568 Here. 823 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,532 Can we question him? 824 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:15,791 Yeah. 825 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,544 If he's not on his PS. 826 01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:21,547 It's... 827 01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:23,590 Doudou, come here, son. 828 01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:26,802 Come sit down with us. 829 01:05:30,806 --> 01:05:33,308 They have some routine questions. 830 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:35,769 Routine means like usual. 831 01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:36,895 See? 832 01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:42,234 Doudou, the night of the 21st... 833 01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,694 He's not deaf. 834 01:05:46,488 --> 01:05:50,325 Do you remember what you were doing on the night of the 21st? 835 01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,494 The 21st. 836 01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:56,331 The night before last. 837 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:02,504 Remember? 838 01:06:05,591 --> 01:06:07,509 Take your time. 839 01:06:12,848 --> 01:06:15,434 This is Doudou... 840 01:06:15,475 --> 01:06:17,895 Not a real talker. He's a little... 841 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:20,647 He's normal. The doctors all say so. 842 01:06:22,608 --> 01:06:24,776 No, Cathy. He's not normal. 843 01:06:26,695 --> 01:06:28,906 What were you doing the night of the 21st? 844 01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:31,950 Sleeping. 845 01:06:31,992 --> 01:06:33,452 You were in your room. 846 01:06:38,123 --> 01:06:40,876 - You were sleeping. - Yeah, he was sleeping. 847 01:06:48,717 --> 01:06:50,135 I think that's it. 848 01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:03,815 They weren't at the Cupid. 849 01:07:04,441 --> 01:07:05,734 How do you know? 850 01:07:07,778 --> 01:07:09,279 Because I was there. 851 01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:13,408 I'm not allowed? 852 01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:15,494 Go on, say it. 853 01:07:17,246 --> 01:07:18,956 Say I'm a slut. 854 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:22,709 I didn't say a word. 855 01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:25,337 You think I'm an easy lay. Yeah, I am. 856 01:07:25,963 --> 01:07:29,383 It's better to be an easy lay than to be alone. 857 01:07:30,759 --> 01:07:32,845 I do what I can. 858 01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:37,266 In a world too big. 859 01:07:38,392 --> 01:07:40,310 And a uniform too small. 860 01:07:45,732 --> 01:07:47,192 You know, Florence... 861 01:07:49,403 --> 01:07:52,322 in life, we all search for ourselves. 862 01:07:55,617 --> 01:07:58,996 One day I think you'll find your Prince Charming. 863 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:01,707 Because you deserve to. 864 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,252 Yes, Florence. 865 01:08:06,128 --> 01:08:09,047 One day you'll come across a good man. 866 01:08:09,798 --> 01:08:11,800 I hope you'll hold onto him. 867 01:08:12,426 --> 01:08:15,554 You'll be smarter than me. You'll be better at that. 868 01:08:17,805 --> 01:08:19,850 You're not a slut, Florence. 869 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,523 I'm in such pain, Father. 870 01:08:28,024 --> 01:08:29,359 It's not like me. 871 01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:33,071 You know I'm not a liar. I tell you everything. 872 01:08:34,323 --> 01:08:37,326 - How much was in the bag? - 2 million. 873 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:39,995 Now a little less. 874 01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:43,040 - Two million. - Yes. 875 01:08:43,081 --> 01:08:44,332 Some sum. 876 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:47,211 For sure, it's a real lot. 877 01:08:48,504 --> 01:08:51,423 You're not responsible, son. 878 01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,884 God sent you a test. 879 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:55,344 You simply welcomed it. 880 01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:05,187 I sort of killed them, accident or not. 881 01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:08,148 There are no accidents. 882 01:09:08,189 --> 01:09:10,651 Only the Lord's decisions. 883 01:09:11,276 --> 01:09:13,904 They were on your path. You weren't looking for it. 884 01:09:17,407 --> 01:09:18,783 How much again? 885 01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:22,453 Two million. 886 01:09:23,663 --> 01:09:24,915 Huge amount. 887 01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:28,417 Why not keep it under God's protection? 888 01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:31,712 Here, in this church, far from the wicked. 889 01:09:33,631 --> 01:09:34,966 I doubt Cathy would agree. 890 01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:36,343 She trusts no one. 891 01:09:36,385 --> 01:09:38,053 You mistake me for an infidel? 892 01:09:39,345 --> 01:09:40,680 Of course not. 893 01:09:40,721 --> 01:09:42,140 I'm a man of God. 894 01:09:45,018 --> 01:09:47,270 I'll bring the money tomorrow. It's safer. 895 01:09:48,564 --> 01:09:50,566 But not a word to anyone. 896 01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:54,069 My lips are sealed. 897 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:01,827 You spoke to the priest. 898 01:10:03,662 --> 01:10:05,205 He spoke to the priest. 899 01:10:06,665 --> 01:10:07,916 What a dumbass. 900 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:10,669 He won't say a word. We can trust him. 901 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,172 We can't keep the money here. 902 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:14,464 Be reasonable. 903 01:10:14,506 --> 01:10:17,009 Nothing about this story is reasonable. 904 01:10:19,136 --> 01:10:21,388 Now I... I'm tired. 905 01:10:23,182 --> 01:10:26,727 Honestly, I dunno... for once, try to be present. 906 01:10:26,768 --> 01:10:29,688 I carry all the weight. I'm all alone. 907 01:10:29,730 --> 01:10:32,107 So really, for once, 908 01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:36,612 as a father, a husband, whatever, try to carry me. 909 01:10:36,653 --> 01:10:38,030 I need it. 910 01:10:38,071 --> 01:10:39,281 Understand? 911 01:10:39,323 --> 01:10:41,116 I'm exhausted. I've had it. 912 01:10:41,158 --> 01:10:43,952 I'm exhausted from all of this. 913 01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:47,539 Of planting pine trees! And for what? 914 01:10:47,581 --> 01:10:50,709 To end up as fucking pallets in supermarkets! 915 01:10:50,751 --> 01:10:53,420 And Christmas trees in next week's trash. 916 01:10:54,087 --> 01:10:55,839 What purpose do we serve? 917 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:57,508 None! 918 01:10:57,549 --> 01:10:58,509 We do shit. 919 01:10:58,550 --> 01:11:01,178 We're in deep shit, a shitty couple! 920 01:11:01,220 --> 01:11:02,638 We're... 921 01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:04,681 We're parasites. 922 01:11:09,186 --> 01:11:10,646 I'm taking a bath. 923 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,773 Cathy? 924 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:21,031 We haven't spoken like this in ages. Right? 925 01:11:33,377 --> 01:11:35,963 {\an8}December 24... 926 01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:38,257 {\an8}All right. No, no... 927 01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:41,593 No problem, we'll wait for them. Happy holidays. 928 01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:47,808 Florence. They're taking the case from us. 929 01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:50,143 2 crime squad cops are taking over. 930 01:11:51,103 --> 01:11:53,689 December 24th, they got nothing else to do. 931 01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:55,357 I'm totally floored. 932 01:11:56,733 --> 01:11:58,110 You dye your beard! 933 01:11:58,151 --> 01:12:00,320 Otherwise it makes me look old. 934 01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:03,866 - And your hair? - That too. 935 01:12:03,907 --> 01:12:05,409 Different dye. 936 01:12:05,450 --> 01:12:06,660 What'll you do? 937 01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:08,495 Just tell them what I know. 938 01:12:09,246 --> 01:12:10,956 - When, now? - Yeah. 939 01:12:10,998 --> 01:12:12,124 Christmas Eve? 940 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:14,585 Cathy and Michel, the Cupid, the fake migrants? 941 01:12:14,626 --> 01:12:15,627 Yep. 942 01:12:15,669 --> 01:12:16,962 The barrette? 943 01:12:17,629 --> 01:12:19,548 Your daughter's barrette? 944 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:23,677 - Coloring shampoo. - Yeah. 945 01:12:36,899 --> 01:12:39,526 They fucking send us here on the 24th! 946 01:12:47,701 --> 01:12:50,078 - And your wife? - My wife prefers it. 947 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:53,665 Please hurry, I'm closing. It's Christmas, it's dead. 948 01:12:54,291 --> 01:12:55,542 When it grows back? 949 01:12:55,584 --> 01:12:56,793 It itches. 950 01:12:56,835 --> 01:12:58,086 Like a kiwi. 951 01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:02,508 Ladies and gents. 952 01:13:03,509 --> 01:13:05,969 - Cash or card? - Card. 953 01:13:06,011 --> 01:13:07,179 Coffee stirrer? 954 01:13:31,662 --> 01:13:33,497 Lieutenant Jacquin. 955 01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:36,375 - Is your superior here? - Yes, sir, I'll get him. 956 01:13:37,251 --> 01:13:38,544 I'll follow you. 957 01:13:40,003 --> 01:13:42,172 Major? The police, for you. 958 01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:43,340 Do I show him in? 959 01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:44,883 Yes, send them in. 960 01:13:44,925 --> 01:13:46,343 There's only one. 961 01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:48,887 Then show him in. 962 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,223 Go on in. 963 01:13:59,356 --> 01:14:00,649 Hello, Lieutenant. 964 01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:03,819 Major Bodin. 965 01:14:04,987 --> 01:14:06,864 Please, take a seat. 966 01:14:13,662 --> 01:14:15,330 You don't have a partner? 967 01:14:15,372 --> 01:14:17,624 He's with his kids for the holiday. 968 01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:21,170 I figured kids are more important than... 969 01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:22,963 three stiffs in a BMW. 970 01:14:25,382 --> 01:14:27,134 Christmas is Christmas. 971 01:14:27,759 --> 01:14:29,094 True. 972 01:14:33,182 --> 01:14:35,309 So Major, tell me all you know. 973 01:14:39,104 --> 01:14:41,732 For now, nothing certain. 974 01:14:42,774 --> 01:14:44,234 Leads. 975 01:14:44,276 --> 01:14:45,819 - Just leads. - Names? 976 01:14:46,528 --> 01:14:47,946 Addresses? 977 01:14:47,988 --> 01:14:49,281 Leads... 978 01:14:50,574 --> 01:14:52,242 What's unfortunate is... 979 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:54,203 it's Christmas. 980 01:14:54,244 --> 01:14:57,080 We'll have to push off till tomorrow. 981 01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,625 After the family lunch. 982 01:15:00,751 --> 01:15:02,336 As you say, 983 01:15:02,377 --> 01:15:04,630 Christmas is Christmas. 984 01:15:05,923 --> 01:15:09,426 We respect tradition here. Like a sort of truce. 985 01:15:10,302 --> 01:15:13,222 The Major means you must be patient. 986 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,390 It's a tough case. 987 01:15:15,432 --> 01:15:17,684 For now, we want to check our leads. 988 01:15:20,229 --> 01:15:23,273 You come on December 24th, it's not great timing. 989 01:15:23,982 --> 01:15:25,692 I'm not one to talk... 990 01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:28,946 If it's a problem, I can call your chief 991 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:30,948 and explain the situation. 992 01:15:35,244 --> 01:15:37,412 I'll let Santa do his job. 993 01:15:38,622 --> 01:15:39,706 That's the spirit. 994 01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:41,166 I'll come after the turkey. 995 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,293 Better timing. 996 01:15:45,587 --> 01:15:46,922 See you tomorrow. 997 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,633 - Merry Christmas. - You too. 998 01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:57,933 One big asshole. 999 01:15:57,975 --> 01:16:00,018 With one fucking ugly hairdo. 1000 01:16:05,190 --> 01:16:06,233 Room 12. 1001 01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:08,402 It's like a suite, with a TV. 1002 01:16:10,487 --> 01:16:12,281 Here for Christmas? 1003 01:16:13,156 --> 01:16:14,324 You got it. 1004 01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:15,367 Alone? 1005 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:26,211 You won't be alone. I'll be here. 1006 01:16:35,179 --> 01:16:36,597 It'll stop. 1007 01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:42,102 You're squeezing too tight. 1008 01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:47,608 See? 1009 01:16:51,528 --> 01:16:53,363 Tough cookie. 1010 01:17:12,424 --> 01:17:14,051 We said alone. 1011 01:17:14,092 --> 01:17:15,385 Alone is both of us. 1012 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:18,722 What's up? You lost our address? 1013 01:17:20,224 --> 01:17:23,477 I wanted us to meet on neutral ground, without... 1014 01:17:24,144 --> 01:17:25,687 without the kid. 1015 01:17:25,729 --> 01:17:27,856 Roland, you're scaring me. 1016 01:17:28,899 --> 01:17:30,108 Michel... 1017 01:17:31,735 --> 01:17:33,779 I think it's time you tell the truth. 1018 01:17:34,863 --> 01:17:36,365 About what? 1019 01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:40,661 About the BMW, the corpses, the honey. 1020 01:17:42,287 --> 01:17:44,998 - I said we were at the Cupid. - Yes. 1021 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,585 No... you weren't. 1022 01:17:48,627 --> 01:17:50,170 You weren't at the Cupid. 1023 01:17:51,547 --> 01:17:54,633 That's a good one. Ask Sabine! 1024 01:17:54,675 --> 01:17:57,511 - Sabine? - Yeah, the boss. 1025 01:17:57,553 --> 01:17:59,555 She went to farming school with Michel. 1026 01:18:01,473 --> 01:18:05,269 I'm off the case. The Crime Squad took it over. 1027 01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:07,646 They're not softies. 1028 01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:10,274 They'll search you to the bone. 1029 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:12,609 And they'll find something. 1030 01:18:14,528 --> 01:18:16,405 Your damaged truck. 1031 01:18:16,446 --> 01:18:19,658 The surveillance footage, your fake detachment. 1032 01:18:20,784 --> 01:18:22,327 You can't escape it. 1033 01:18:23,745 --> 01:18:25,831 You're the first suspects. 1034 01:18:25,873 --> 01:18:28,709 So tell me the truth. Or else... 1035 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,002 Or else what? 1036 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,337 They'll find it on their own 1037 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:34,089 and it will really annoy them. 1038 01:18:34,715 --> 01:18:35,799 And they'll find it. 1039 01:18:37,092 --> 01:18:38,468 They always do. 1040 01:18:40,929 --> 01:18:42,139 It's me. 1041 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:45,309 I killed them. 1042 01:18:47,811 --> 01:18:50,772 At first there were 2 of them. The third came later. 1043 01:18:50,814 --> 01:18:53,358 It was an accident. 1044 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,028 I panicked. You don't see a bear every day. 1045 01:18:58,113 --> 01:19:00,073 Trust me, I was all alone. 1046 01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:01,658 Cathy didn't know. 1047 01:19:02,284 --> 01:19:06,663 She had nothing to do with this. She's a great woman. 1048 01:19:06,705 --> 01:19:07,915 She's... 1049 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:11,084 She's brave, sensitive. 1050 01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:15,339 You can put me in prison. She doesn't need a tree farmer... 1051 01:19:16,006 --> 01:19:17,549 who's scared of everything. 1052 01:19:18,258 --> 01:19:19,343 Trust me. 1053 01:19:19,384 --> 01:19:20,761 It's the truth. 1054 01:19:21,386 --> 01:19:23,847 I was alone. Cathy wasn't there. 1055 01:19:24,848 --> 01:19:25,933 She didn't even know. 1056 01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:27,226 Right, Cathy? 1057 01:19:34,066 --> 01:19:35,484 Cathy wasn't there. 1058 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:39,404 Listen, let's get through Christmas Eve. 1059 01:19:40,322 --> 01:19:43,200 Tomorrow you can turn yourself in. 1060 01:19:45,369 --> 01:19:46,370 All right. 1061 01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:55,254 Tomorrow, 1062 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:57,005 when you make your statement, 1063 01:19:58,465 --> 01:20:01,593 you don't have to say you were driving. 1064 01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:04,680 You can say it was Doudou. 1065 01:20:05,514 --> 01:20:07,975 He was learning, it's credible. 1066 01:20:08,016 --> 01:20:09,560 Doudou is 12. 1067 01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:12,688 Exactly. He risks nothing. 1068 01:20:12,729 --> 01:20:14,606 He'll be deemed not responsible. 1069 01:20:15,607 --> 01:20:19,361 At worst they'll put him in a place for kids like him. 1070 01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:21,071 Kids like him? 1071 01:20:21,113 --> 01:20:23,657 No one touches Doudou, okay? 1072 01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:25,409 Roland, he's our son. 1073 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,496 I was just saying. 1074 01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:31,582 Tend to your daughter. 1075 01:20:31,623 --> 01:20:32,916 That would be better. 1076 01:20:36,044 --> 01:20:37,754 What about the money? 1077 01:20:40,424 --> 01:20:41,550 What money? 1078 01:20:46,638 --> 01:20:48,140 There's some missing. 1079 01:20:50,142 --> 01:20:51,310 A little. 1080 01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,146 How much is there? 1081 01:20:56,398 --> 01:20:57,858 Was 2 million. 1082 01:20:57,900 --> 01:21:00,235 The Lord is as generous as he is good. 1083 01:21:00,277 --> 01:21:01,778 As his emissary, 1084 01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:05,574 I took it on myself to help the needy. A leaky roof. 1085 01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:07,868 Bethier's sick flock. 1086 01:21:07,910 --> 01:21:10,662 Old lady Cazeneuve who needed firewood. 1087 01:21:10,704 --> 01:21:12,372 God ordained me to act. 1088 01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:13,624 Think we're stupid? 1089 01:21:13,665 --> 01:21:15,000 Come now, Michel. 1090 01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:17,461 Meanwhile, the money isn't yours. 1091 01:21:17,503 --> 01:21:19,171 You must return it. 1092 01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:20,547 Keep God out of it. 1093 01:21:20,589 --> 01:21:23,217 God alone can cleanse dirty money. 1094 01:21:23,258 --> 01:21:24,885 Save it for the judge. 1095 01:21:24,927 --> 01:21:27,012 This is God's house, son! 1096 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:30,724 Stop calling me "son", Jean-Pierre! 1097 01:21:32,976 --> 01:21:35,354 It's starting to piss me off! 1098 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:36,772 You're not my father. 1099 01:21:37,397 --> 01:21:39,066 He's dead and buried. 1100 01:21:39,107 --> 01:21:41,151 I know. What a lovely funeral. 1101 01:21:42,444 --> 01:21:43,779 What do we do? 1102 01:21:45,113 --> 01:21:47,491 We do as we said, Michel, 1103 01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:50,285 tomorrow go to the police and fess up. 1104 01:21:50,327 --> 01:21:52,162 As for me, 1105 01:21:52,204 --> 01:21:55,457 I'll get my lamb roast and take the money. 1106 01:21:55,499 --> 01:21:58,001 I'll put it in the gendarmerie. 1107 01:21:58,836 --> 01:22:00,295 In a safe place. 1108 01:22:06,677 --> 01:22:07,928 What? 1109 01:22:08,637 --> 01:22:09,972 Nothing. 1110 01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:30,492 {\an8}Puerto Vallarta, Mexico 1111 01:22:35,831 --> 01:22:38,292 - Hello, Marc? - No, it's Diego. 1112 01:22:40,252 --> 01:22:42,880 - It's Iroquois. - Answer, I'm busy. 1113 01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:44,673 Your brother's busy. 1114 01:22:44,715 --> 01:22:45,924 Oh, nice... 1115 01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:47,634 Tell him it's all good. 1116 01:22:47,676 --> 01:22:51,263 The delivery is late, but we localized the drop-off. 1117 01:22:51,305 --> 01:22:54,224 I worked my way up to the head gendarme. 1118 01:22:54,266 --> 01:22:55,726 I'll see to it all. 1119 01:22:55,767 --> 01:22:57,102 I'll keep you posted. 1120 01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:02,733 What do you mean, they'll be late? 1121 01:23:03,901 --> 01:23:06,445 Traffic? They couldn't plan for that? 1122 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:08,655 Yes, I have the lamb. 1123 01:23:10,073 --> 01:23:11,658 Now I'm early. 1124 01:23:12,284 --> 01:23:14,328 All right. See you shortly. 1125 01:23:18,498 --> 01:23:19,666 Good evening. 1126 01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,127 You good, Roland? 1127 01:23:23,337 --> 01:23:24,546 Yes. 1128 01:23:26,507 --> 01:23:27,925 A glass of white. 1129 01:23:29,426 --> 01:23:31,887 And give me a 30-euro cigar. 1130 01:23:32,721 --> 01:23:34,598 I'll smoke it with Santa. 1131 01:23:37,976 --> 01:23:40,562 White with bubbles for Christmas. 1132 01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:41,939 That's kind of you. 1133 01:23:46,443 --> 01:23:48,237 - Corinne? - Yes? 1134 01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:50,572 They say "money can't buy happiness". 1135 01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:53,575 How much, exactly? 1136 01:23:54,618 --> 01:23:56,870 - You're not doing great. - I am. 1137 01:23:58,038 --> 01:23:59,414 Just imagine... 1138 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:03,085 if I gave you two million euros. 1139 01:24:03,710 --> 01:24:05,045 Okay? 1140 01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,588 And I said: 1141 01:24:07,673 --> 01:24:09,091 Leave everything. 1142 01:24:09,132 --> 01:24:11,802 Leave your bar, your clients, your man. 1143 01:24:11,844 --> 01:24:13,554 You change your life. 1144 01:24:13,595 --> 01:24:16,181 Go somewhere sunny. No questions asked. 1145 01:24:17,266 --> 01:24:19,101 - 2 million? - 2 million. 1146 01:24:21,436 --> 01:24:23,522 No need to think. I leave. 1147 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:26,191 Not you, Roland? 1148 01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:30,863 Come on, 2 million! 1149 01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:41,039 Well... 1150 01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:43,083 a few alterations and... 1151 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:45,502 I still fit into it. See? 1152 01:24:46,378 --> 01:24:47,713 You're beautiful. 1153 01:25:01,101 --> 01:25:02,477 May I? 1154 01:25:11,737 --> 01:25:13,030 You're right. 1155 01:25:14,865 --> 01:25:17,701 It's been a while since we've spoken. 1156 01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:21,872 Since the day the doctor told us that Doudou... 1157 01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:24,875 wouldn't be like the others. 1158 01:25:33,050 --> 01:25:34,927 I wanted to tell you 1159 01:25:34,968 --> 01:25:37,638 I don't care about all that money. 1160 01:25:40,057 --> 01:25:43,685 Tomorrow, if you spill the beans and end up in prison... 1161 01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:48,690 you'll always be my bandit, Michel. 1162 01:26:03,956 --> 01:26:05,415 When's the reservation? 1163 01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:09,837 It's time to go. 1164 01:26:14,383 --> 01:26:15,551 Doudou? 1165 01:26:17,135 --> 01:26:18,345 Coming? 1166 01:26:18,387 --> 01:26:20,055 We have to leave. 1167 01:26:40,701 --> 01:26:42,035 "Lips". 1168 01:26:44,830 --> 01:26:45,998 "Mouth". 1169 01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:48,125 Yes, good. 1170 01:26:49,835 --> 01:26:50,961 "Nose". 1171 01:26:53,797 --> 01:26:55,215 Say it with your nose. 1172 01:27:21,533 --> 01:27:22,784 The code. 1173 01:27:23,952 --> 01:27:25,037 Two. 1174 01:27:25,662 --> 01:27:26,788 Three. 1175 01:27:28,165 --> 01:27:29,374 One. 1176 01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:05,202 Florence, put down the gun. 1177 01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:10,332 You just shot a police lieutenant. 1178 01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,797 Do you know many police officers 1179 01:28:16,839 --> 01:28:20,425 who shoot from behind with a silenced Beretta 92? 1180 01:28:46,785 --> 01:28:48,036 You're right. 1181 01:28:48,829 --> 01:28:50,414 No resemblance. 1182 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:54,710 So who is he? 1183 01:28:56,712 --> 01:28:57,880 I don't know. 1184 01:29:00,090 --> 01:29:01,466 Thank you, Florence. 1185 01:29:15,606 --> 01:29:17,566 We'll go have a pee. Come... 1186 01:29:27,743 --> 01:29:29,369 Anyone here? 1187 01:29:30,204 --> 01:29:31,580 Wait, Doudou. 1188 01:29:31,622 --> 01:29:33,582 Stop, people live here... 1189 01:29:57,856 --> 01:29:59,233 Oh fuck. 1190 01:30:00,651 --> 01:30:02,611 This time it wasn't us. 1191 01:30:08,242 --> 01:30:10,285 This is Hare Krishna. 1192 01:30:11,203 --> 01:30:14,206 Soon the dead will outnumber the living. 1193 01:30:24,842 --> 01:30:26,134 Where are you? 1194 01:30:26,802 --> 01:30:28,929 What? At a friend's? 1195 01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:31,723 And your mother? In front of the house. 1196 01:30:31,765 --> 01:30:33,225 Okay. 1197 01:30:33,267 --> 01:30:34,768 I'll send Sami. 1198 01:30:34,810 --> 01:30:38,105 I'll have him get the lamb roast from my desk. 1199 01:30:39,064 --> 01:30:41,525 Welcome them, serve drinks. 1200 01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:43,777 I'll be a little late. 1201 01:30:43,819 --> 01:30:45,070 So... 1202 01:30:45,863 --> 01:30:49,616 we have, on the one hand, 2 million euros. 1203 01:30:49,658 --> 01:30:51,285 Well... we had. 1204 01:30:51,326 --> 01:30:53,203 On the other, 3 kg of coke. 1205 01:30:54,496 --> 01:30:59,334 - The gram is at 70 euros. - Wholesale, yes. 1206 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,211 For this to add up, 1207 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:05,257 we're missing about 27 kg of cocaine. 1208 01:31:06,383 --> 01:31:08,010 Where is the dope? 1209 01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:13,307 No drugs. We don't go there, Roland. 1210 01:31:16,059 --> 01:31:18,520 On our son's life, no drugs. 1211 01:31:18,562 --> 01:31:21,315 The money, the gun, yes. But no drugs. 1212 01:31:21,356 --> 01:31:23,025 Michel... 1213 01:31:23,066 --> 01:31:24,067 What? 1214 01:31:24,109 --> 01:31:25,402 What gun? 1215 01:31:26,361 --> 01:31:30,490 The gun we put in the cashier's hand at the gas station. 1216 01:31:33,785 --> 01:31:36,246 Stop it, you're bothering Roland. 1217 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:42,377 Is he dead? 1218 01:31:42,419 --> 01:31:43,629 Yes. 1219 01:31:43,670 --> 01:31:45,380 We've had... 1220 01:31:45,422 --> 01:31:46,798 a complicated day. 1221 01:31:47,549 --> 01:31:50,802 - Can we cover him? - It's a crime scene. 1222 01:31:52,930 --> 01:31:55,307 Can we have his ear-pods? 1223 01:31:56,683 --> 01:31:57,935 For Doudou. 1224 01:32:06,026 --> 01:32:07,110 He's not answering? 1225 01:32:08,904 --> 01:32:10,489 No, it's not his. 1226 01:32:11,949 --> 01:32:13,242 Not mine either. 1227 01:32:13,283 --> 01:32:14,409 Whose is it? 1228 01:32:14,451 --> 01:32:15,827 Him. 1229 01:32:15,869 --> 01:32:17,746 The bald one, with the hood. 1230 01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:22,793 Hello, Alan? It's Diego. 1231 01:32:22,835 --> 01:32:25,254 What the hell? You never called Iroquois. 1232 01:32:25,295 --> 01:32:28,590 Hear me? I'm with his brother who's pissed. 1233 01:32:29,466 --> 01:32:32,678 He wants his money and you better not double-cross us. 1234 01:32:34,346 --> 01:32:36,098 Otherwise you know what'll happen. 1235 01:32:36,723 --> 01:32:38,892 We'll make you eat your balls... 1236 01:32:47,359 --> 01:32:50,612 We'll let you spend your last Christmas together. 1237 01:32:50,654 --> 01:32:51,989 Thank you. 1238 01:32:52,614 --> 01:32:55,325 This is starting to annoy the hell out of me. 1239 01:32:56,243 --> 01:32:59,288 So many canker sores, I couldn't see her uvula. 1240 01:33:02,541 --> 01:33:04,501 You never even charged her! 1241 01:33:04,543 --> 01:33:05,919 I'm too princely. 1242 01:33:08,505 --> 01:33:09,715 Finally! 1243 01:33:12,718 --> 01:33:14,052 Fix your tie. 1244 01:33:14,678 --> 01:33:15,762 Fix it. 1245 01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:20,851 Forgive me. 1246 01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:23,562 12:30! We thought you were Santa! 1247 01:33:25,606 --> 01:33:28,775 You're so pale! What's wrong? Are you tired? 1248 01:33:28,817 --> 01:33:31,111 You're pretty. You don't have the keys? 1249 01:33:31,153 --> 01:33:33,947 - I don't live here anymore. - True. 1250 01:33:33,989 --> 01:33:35,240 You know Denis? 1251 01:33:35,282 --> 01:33:37,826 - Good evening. - Yes, I know Denis. 1252 01:33:37,868 --> 01:33:39,703 He was my dentist. 1253 01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,623 - Hello. - Hello, Denis. 1254 01:33:43,749 --> 01:33:45,876 Sami, what are you doing here? 1255 01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:48,045 I invited him to stay. 1256 01:33:48,086 --> 01:33:50,005 The lamb is on the table. 1257 01:33:52,090 --> 01:33:53,425 You didn't cook it! 1258 01:33:53,467 --> 01:33:54,760 You didn't ask. 1259 01:33:54,801 --> 01:33:56,678 Come on... 1260 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:58,347 Dinner isn't for a while. 1261 01:33:58,388 --> 01:34:00,265 It's time for dessert. 1262 01:34:01,225 --> 01:34:02,768 Fuck! 1263 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:07,272 - Left leg brings good luck! - Let me help. 1264 01:34:14,446 --> 01:34:15,989 The lights are out now? 1265 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,794 The Christmas tree is back! 1266 01:34:31,839 --> 01:34:34,341 - What is it? - Here. 1267 01:34:35,676 --> 01:34:36,760 Christmas gift. 1268 01:34:44,935 --> 01:34:48,063 So you can buy a car, a used one. 1269 01:34:48,105 --> 01:34:50,399 And take driving lessons. 1270 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:52,901 Because not every gendarme is nice. 1271 01:34:54,903 --> 01:34:56,488 Dad, thanks. 1272 01:35:56,924 --> 01:36:00,802 Michel, don't come for your statement tomorrow. 1273 01:36:00,844 --> 01:36:03,263 I'll manage. 1274 01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:39,049 {\an8}December 25... 1275 01:36:41,510 --> 01:36:43,136 What a Christmas! 1276 01:36:44,847 --> 01:36:46,431 And you found nothing? 1277 01:36:47,057 --> 01:36:48,267 No, Captain. 1278 01:36:48,308 --> 01:36:50,018 So, we have... 1279 01:36:50,060 --> 01:36:51,478 seven corpses. 1280 01:36:52,187 --> 01:36:54,356 Including two police officers. 1281 01:36:54,398 --> 01:36:57,150 Three drug traffickers. One cashier. 1282 01:36:57,192 --> 01:37:00,153 And one turtleneck with a feather-shaped earring. 1283 01:37:00,779 --> 01:37:03,282 But no money, no motive, nothing. 1284 01:37:05,659 --> 01:37:06,827 Gangland killing. 1285 01:37:06,869 --> 01:37:08,370 Probably. 1286 01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:17,379 I can't speak. I'm in an interrogation. 1287 01:37:17,421 --> 01:37:18,672 I'm going for coffee. 1288 01:37:19,381 --> 01:37:20,424 In the waiting room. 1289 01:37:20,465 --> 01:37:22,718 It's gross, but all we have. 1290 01:37:23,552 --> 01:37:25,804 He doesn't like his gift? 1291 01:37:25,846 --> 01:37:28,515 Well, we can't afford a baby grand. 1292 01:37:29,558 --> 01:37:32,853 I know he's disappointed but what can I do? 1293 01:37:32,895 --> 01:37:34,313 I'll call you back. 1294 01:37:35,856 --> 01:37:36,982 Kids... 1295 01:37:37,858 --> 01:37:39,067 It was my husband. 1296 01:37:39,109 --> 01:37:40,736 We're divorced. 1297 01:37:42,237 --> 01:37:43,447 Like everyone. 1298 01:37:43,488 --> 01:37:45,199 It's my son. 1299 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:47,618 He studies piano in Paris. 1300 01:37:47,659 --> 01:37:49,203 Costs us a fortune. 1301 01:37:49,828 --> 01:37:53,415 They teach trumpet in Besançon but he insists on piano. 1302 01:37:54,541 --> 01:37:56,084 Piano is nice... 1303 01:37:56,793 --> 01:37:58,378 when well played. 1304 01:38:00,172 --> 01:38:02,674 How much does a piano cost? 1305 01:38:04,176 --> 01:38:05,552 A good piano. 1306 01:38:06,845 --> 01:38:08,680 - Much longer? - Hope not. 1307 01:38:08,722 --> 01:38:11,266 We have better stuff to do on December 25th. 1308 01:38:16,021 --> 01:38:19,316 So, let's start from the beginning. 1309 01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:21,360 You were at the... 1310 01:38:22,569 --> 01:38:25,697 - The Cupid. - The Cupid, that's right. 1311 01:38:27,699 --> 01:38:28,825 Every night? 1312 01:38:28,867 --> 01:38:30,160 Every night. 1313 01:38:31,620 --> 01:38:33,956 Not Christmas Eve. I was with my daughter. 1314 01:38:35,374 --> 01:38:36,667 Kids... 1315 01:38:39,169 --> 01:38:40,838 Population of 967 1316 01:38:40,879 --> 01:38:43,715 and no one saw or heard a thing. 1317 01:38:45,926 --> 01:38:49,137 At the same time, the more thugs kill each other, 1318 01:38:50,013 --> 01:38:51,723 the less they bother us. 1319 01:38:53,725 --> 01:38:54,810 Goodbye, Major. 1320 01:38:54,852 --> 01:38:56,520 Goodbye, Captain. 1321 01:38:58,480 --> 01:38:59,773 I almost forgot. 1322 01:39:00,774 --> 01:39:03,735 The gift from the kids in the church choir. 1323 01:39:04,528 --> 01:39:05,737 For the piano. 1324 01:39:08,949 --> 01:39:11,702 And a little more, if you need it. 1325 01:39:19,251 --> 01:39:20,460 You know, 1326 01:39:20,502 --> 01:39:22,045 when you hit a beehive, 1327 01:39:22,087 --> 01:39:25,382 the queen bee comes after you one day or another. 1328 01:39:25,424 --> 01:39:26,925 So beware. 1329 01:39:27,551 --> 01:39:28,802 Be vigilant. 1330 01:39:28,844 --> 01:39:30,304 Right. 1331 01:39:30,345 --> 01:39:31,513 Right. 1332 01:39:32,431 --> 01:39:33,682 See you soon. 1333 01:39:38,812 --> 01:39:41,732 {\an8}December 31... 1334 01:39:43,192 --> 01:39:44,735 Come on, hurry up! 1335 01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:49,114 If we get there after 7, we can't sign up for the pageant... 1336 01:39:53,035 --> 01:39:54,953 New Year's Eve costume party? 1337 01:39:56,371 --> 01:39:57,706 How original. 1338 01:39:58,540 --> 01:39:59,875 Let me guess. 1339 01:40:00,834 --> 01:40:03,378 Lucky Luke and Tinkerbell, right? 1340 01:40:04,713 --> 01:40:06,006 Love it. 1341 01:40:07,049 --> 01:40:08,842 Let me tell you a story. 1342 01:40:10,427 --> 01:40:11,637 Sit. 1343 01:40:26,693 --> 01:40:29,905 Story of a little ant that wanted to eat a whale. 1344 01:40:32,950 --> 01:40:36,078 I think the title says it all. 1345 01:40:42,793 --> 01:40:44,294 You're lucky. 1346 01:40:45,254 --> 01:40:47,005 I'm a nice guy. 1347 01:40:48,757 --> 01:40:53,178 No faking it, it's in the genes. I've always been nice. 1348 01:40:55,806 --> 01:40:57,474 But now... 1349 01:40:57,516 --> 01:40:59,935 you messed with my kid brother. 1350 01:40:59,977 --> 01:41:02,271 I know he was no saint. 1351 01:41:02,312 --> 01:41:04,690 He had flaws, but he was my brother. 1352 01:41:08,151 --> 01:41:10,153 2 million wasn't worth my coming, 1353 01:41:10,195 --> 01:41:13,824 but now, you understand, I take it personally. 1354 01:41:16,618 --> 01:41:18,161 Listen... 1355 01:41:18,203 --> 01:41:20,038 we don't know your brother... 1356 01:41:21,623 --> 01:41:22,708 It's not us. 1357 01:41:23,333 --> 01:41:24,918 Stop! 1358 01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:26,336 I said stop! 1359 01:41:29,965 --> 01:41:31,341 Shut up, bitch. 1360 01:41:34,761 --> 01:41:36,096 I swear! 1361 01:41:40,100 --> 01:41:42,144 So, pine merchant, 1362 01:41:42,895 --> 01:41:44,396 where's my money? 1363 01:41:45,689 --> 01:41:48,483 Nothing... there's nothing left. 1364 01:41:49,109 --> 01:41:50,444 Nothing, sir. 1365 01:41:50,485 --> 01:41:51,904 I swear. 1366 01:41:52,613 --> 01:41:53,864 I'm disappointed. 1367 01:41:57,868 --> 01:42:01,205 I expected a little more cooperation. 1368 01:42:01,246 --> 01:42:04,750 I'm really, really, really disappointed. 1369 01:42:09,838 --> 01:42:11,757 - Fuck! - I know! 1370 01:42:13,175 --> 01:42:14,551 I know... 1371 01:42:15,177 --> 01:42:17,429 where the money is. The drugs. 1372 01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:20,849 Over there, under a tree. 1373 01:42:20,891 --> 01:42:22,184 Out there. 1374 01:42:24,686 --> 01:42:26,188 There we go. 1375 01:42:29,358 --> 01:42:30,651 You... 1376 01:42:31,401 --> 01:42:33,237 better not be bullshitting me. 1377 01:42:38,742 --> 01:42:40,786 It's out here near the trees. 1378 01:42:53,757 --> 01:42:55,425 You have to dig. 1379 01:42:56,051 --> 01:42:57,344 May I? 1380 01:42:59,304 --> 01:43:00,764 Go on. 1381 01:43:07,437 --> 01:43:09,106 It's not far. 1382 01:43:27,583 --> 01:43:29,251 Don't touch my mom! 1383 01:45:14,648 --> 01:45:16,233 Thank you, Father. 1384 01:45:16,275 --> 01:45:17,651 Thanks for everything. 1385 01:45:17,693 --> 01:45:19,611 You're welcome, Mrs. Chocart. 1386 01:45:24,533 --> 01:45:27,911 Thanks, Father. You'll get us through the winter. 1387 01:45:28,704 --> 01:45:29,955 It's only normal. 1388 01:45:29,997 --> 01:45:31,623 Don't forget catechism, Benoit! 1389 01:45:31,665 --> 01:45:32,875 And the candy! 1390 01:45:34,376 --> 01:45:35,878 What should we say? 1391 01:45:39,339 --> 01:45:41,633 That we had a tractor accident. 1392 01:45:47,639 --> 01:45:48,974 Coming? 1393 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,518 - Aren't you coming, hon? - No. 1394 01:45:52,144 --> 01:45:54,146 I'll go alone like the others. 1395 01:45:54,188 --> 01:45:56,190 They're not with their parents. 1396 01:45:56,231 --> 01:45:59,568 I don't know why I... can't be like the others. 1397 01:46:04,990 --> 01:46:06,283 We'll leave you. 1398 01:46:06,325 --> 01:46:08,368 We'll pick you up in 2 hours, okay? 1399 01:46:09,286 --> 01:46:10,996 - Get going. - Sorry. 1400 01:46:11,622 --> 01:46:12,915 Thanks, Dad. 1401 01:46:15,501 --> 01:46:18,003 He's normal, very normal. 1402 01:46:22,382 --> 01:46:24,092 What do we do now? 1403 01:47:54,099 --> 01:47:58,604 {\an8}Sometimes it's the ant that eats the whale... 1404 01:48:00,898 --> 01:48:04,818 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 1405 01:52:56,860 --> 01:52:59,655 Subtitles: Andrew Litvack 1406 01:52:59,696 --> 01:53:02,366 Subtitling TITRAFILM 85329