Original subtitles

On "The Dukes of Hazzard.."

What's so all-fired wrong

with a Duke becoming a peace officer?

Officer Daisy Duke strikes a blow for ERA.

And Hazzard County goes POP.

- Wooh! - Wooh!

- Here. - Ugh?

Uh-oh.

Hold on, Enos!

Help!

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a ♪

♪ Two modern-day Robin Hood ♪

Yeeeee-hah!

Now, usually, the road to Hazzard County's

favorite watering hole, the Boar's Nest

is deserted at this hour of the morning.

But Bo and Luke and Daisy Duke

had some pressing business with Boss Hogg.

Y'all know that it takes an early bird to catch the worm

which is a pretty good description of Boss Hogg.

Now, Daisy, you've been workin' on asking for that raise

since the second week you were at the Boar's Nest.

- I know, but... - Daisy, listen to me.

Now, you gotta call in the dogs to see if they're wet

you're not gonna find out if it's raining outside or not.

- Bo! - Where'd you get that?

That's what it said.

Daisy, if you ain't gonna ask Boss, I'll ask him for you.

Well, I appreciate that, Luke. It's just that...

'No. No ifs, ands, or buts.'

Now, he's been payin' you so little for so long

he don't even notice it, he don't even feel guilty about it.

Well, one thing about Luke

that he didn't beat around the bush, now

when it come to ask her old Boss

to raise Daisy's salary.

And this is what happens

when you shake Boss' money tree.

Now, Boss, you gonna have to do better than that.

- Oh? - Or else...

- Luke! - 'Or else what?'

Or else, she quits, that's what.

Ohh! She can't quit.

- She can't? - No.

- 'Cause she's already fired! - Aah!

- Off the premises! - Aah?

- Luke! - Boss, now, uh, he...

- Do you realize what you did? - Just, uh, Boss?

Well, now, when you sell pigs to buy pig feed

you ain't apt to be in the pig business for very long.

Now, when Boss Hogg decides to hire a new sheriff

the first thing he's gotta make sure about

is that the new man is courteous

courageous... and corrupt.

Mostly corrupt.

Grady Byrd, for the last 20 years

you been night watchman in the Hazzard County gravel pit.

Without nobody to talk to

except that Doberman Pinscher.

Now, do you want me to take you

out of them pits or no?

Oh, yes, sir.

I want out of them pits, sir, please...

Alright, I'll take you out of them pits

because you'll do for the job of sheriff!

- I will? - Yeah!

- Well, you will follow orders. - Oh, yes, sir.

And you will take a proper share.

- Oh, yes, sir. - There's just one thing.

Them Dukes, you gotta keep that whole Duke family

outta my hair, do you hear?

Oh, I hear, I hear, I will keep them Dukes

out of your hair. Yes, sir.

Sure is a nice-looking couple.

Hey, Mr. Hogg!

- Hey, Grady. - Howdy, Enos.

Uh-uh, Grady.

Knock off all that familiarity with Enos.

You're sheriff now. Sheriff Byrd.

And that boy's just your deputy.

The new sheriff?

Well, I'll be ding-danged, Grady.

Sheriff Grady Byrd! Well, congratulations!

Now, you just s-save that for later, Enos.

Well, yes, sir, uh, since you're in charge now

'maybe you could tell me what I should do'

with that new directive from Washington.

It's the one about hiring new deputies

under The Equal Opportunities Law.

Well, Enos, you just I'll, uh, I'll...

I'll-I'll check that out.

Uh, Boss, uh, what do you want me to do

about this, uh, new-new directive from Washington?

Nothing, right now.

I'm looking at this here poster

about these armed criminals wanted all over the country

with a $10,000 reward on their heads!

Now, I ask you, isn't this here reward

a mite more interesting

than some hogwash from Washington?

Come on, Daisy, now-now don't you get your feathers

all ruffled up. Luke here will think of something.

Yeah, speaking of feathers, here's one chicken plucker...

- Luke! - Chicken plucker? Yeah.

- Hey, pal. - Oh.

- Hi, Luke. - How you doing?

Good to see you. Good morning, Daisy.

Started out to be one, but it sure ain't anymore.

What, is something wrong?

- Boss fired her, sort of. - Oh, no!

There just doesn't seem to be another job to be had.

Well, Daisy, why don't you be a deputy?

A deputy? Daisy?

'Yeah. Yeah, look here.'

This here Equal Opportunities Law says that

"The sheriff's office has gotta

"has gotta open jobs for ladies now

just like regular people."

'All you gotta do is apply and take the test'

along with the other candidates, Daisy.

It sure would be nice to share

my patrol car with you, Daisy.

Duke in the front seat of a police car?

Enos, are you ready for the funny farm?

Nice try, Enos.

Well, well, think about it, Daisy!

Think about it, please, Daisy.

Tell me this.

Try that on for size.

What's so all-fired wrong with a Duke

becoming a peace officer?

Well, go back on all my raising.

Now, Daisy, us Dukes was not raised

to be against law and order.

Well, we're a peace loving family.

We're just against them officers

that are a disgrace to their badge.

What with Enos being the only law officer around we can trust

We could use another one

to kind of balance the scales of justice.

Well, the way you put it, Uncle Jesse

makes me wanna consider it.

But what am I gonna do about these chores?

Oh, we'll figure something out about that.

Oh, now, Daisy, don't you worry about that.

Do you think that we'd sit here and let you worry

about the chores when you got work to do? No, ma'am.

On my word as a Duke, Luke will take care of it.

You want 'em hung up or folded?

Now, there must be some mistake.

I mean, I may be new to this here job.

But, uh, I am sure that I ain't supposed

to have no Duke in my department.

Well, this here directive says different.

Uh, well, you-you y-you..

You can't believe everything you read.

'Listen here, sheriff.'

I believe in The Constitution

The Bill of Rights, the laws of this land

and I believe in that official directive.

Now, do I get a chance or..

Do I write to the State Capital?

Well, now, now, hold your horses.

It just ain't that all-fired easy, now.

I mean, you gotta-you gotta, uh, take and pass

'a certain physical and written examinations.'

You just tell her what to do, and she'll do it.

Now, meanwhile, we're gonna brush up

on a few laws and statutes, at least the ones

we ain't never been charged with.

Come on, Daisy.

She sure would make a good deputy, sheriff.

Top of the morning, Boss!

Howdy do, Boss?

Hmph!

I don't like it!

I don't like it.

When I see Dukes walking around smiling

and giving me a big "howdy do"

I just know we got trouble.

Oh, we got trouble, alright.

- Boss? - I knew it.

Here, that-that Daisy Duke has applied

for the job of deputy sheriff.

A Duke a deputy?

That's like having the enemy

living in your own camp!

Here, Grady!

Now, while Boss was bending

Grady out of shape

Daisy was a-getting into hers.

Of course, there never was too much wrong

with Daisy's shape to begin with.

But Bo and Luke weren't leaving nothing to chance.

They personally supervised her training.

Alright! Alright!

Whoo!

And, keeping their word, old Bo and Luke

did the household chores.

That's gotta be bad meat loaf.

That is Duck a I'Orange.

"107.2.

No sitting on the Boss Hogg Memorial."

Now, that's Daisy, studying the law.

And that's the law, studying Daisy.

- How'd it go? - Everything's just fine.

Oh!

It's them.

Sheriff Grady Byrd, calling Sheriff Grady Byrd!

'Deputy Enos Strate calling.'

'Sheriff Byrd! Come in, over.'

Quiet.

Quiet, Enos.

Now-now, what you blabbing at me about?

I'm sorry, sheriff, but you know them two

bank robbers hanging on your bulletin board?

They headed your way down State 30.

Them $10,000 crooks?

What... now, why didn't you say that in the first place?

Oh, I just love this new job!

'Sheriff, you want me to back you up?'

Yeah, well, that's-that's a good idea, Enos.

Yeah.

Uh, but, now, you-you stay back far enough

so there's no question they're myprisoners.

Yes, sir! Over and out!

I'm gone!

Uh-oh!

That's about 20 years a piece

breathing down our necks, girl.

Floor it.

When it comes to fancy driving

Cale Yarborough could take a few tips

from the lady behind that wheel.

Oh, now, you got me mad. Now, that tears it!

Then again, old Sheriff Grady Byrd

ain't no slouch neither.

Try to hold it steady while I get this thing reloaded.

Hang on a bit more.

Okay, okay, just drop your weapons!

Ow!

Come out! Hands up!

'Sheriff Grady Byrd here.'

I got you dead to rights.

Enjoy yourself.

Now, Miss Harmon.

Well, like it or not, you gotta give old Grady credit.

He's got ten big ones comin'!

And if I had ten big ones comin', I'd smile, too.

Ten thousand dollars!

You do this here laundry?

Yeah, I-I did the laundry. So what?

I'll tell you so what, I got a ring around the collar

around the waistband of my boxer shorts.

That's so what!

I have been sitting in this kitchen all day

sweeping up these dang floors, and you're complaining about..

You get somebody else to do your laundry, Luke!

I could do it myself if I didn't have

dishpan hands up to my neck.

Cry me a river. We've only got six dishes.

And another thing, the bathtub ring is disgusting

and 'em blonde hairs of yours...

- One little... - His brain do one thing..

Oh, that's real cute.

One little dark cloud comes on your horizon...

How's that cut it?

Bo and Luke continued to blame each other for their plight.

But deep down in their hearts, they both knew

that they was equally guilty for getting Daisy fired.

And they had to make it up to her.

Like when it came time for Daisy to take her test

they figured Grady would throw the book at her.

Now, "What is Hazzard County ordinance number

14788-B, as in boy?"

And Luke figured to throw it right back.

But Daisy, well, she'd had her fill

of her cousins' help.

And she passed her written exam all by herself.

Uh, Grady burned, but he didn't know

the meaning of the word surrender.

Just like he don't know the meaning of some other words

like, honesty, fair play.

He pulled another ace out of his sleeve

when it come to the test of disarming a suspect.

I'm not hearin' you say uncle, fella!

- Daisy, don't hurt him. - That's enough.

Uh, Daisy, Daisy, now that-that is enough.

Well, that is quite enough.

- How'd she do? - Well, she did fine.

Am I sure glad I ain't that guy.

She got a genuine mean streak.

Ready?

The old Grady had one last card

up his sleeve.

And that was on the firing range.

Aim.

Fire!

Come on!

Uh, sorry. Only two.

You got three, Mary Ellen.

I swear, old Grady was as happy as a goat

eating briar..

'Cause there was five shots fired

but there was only one hole in the target.

And it took three to qualify

until Luke dug out the other four bullets

proving that all five shots went through the same hole.

Well, Sheriff Byrd, it may just have been one hole

but that don't necessarily mean it was only one hit.

One, two, three four, five.

- Yahoo! - In the same hole!

Well, old Grady had no choice

but to pin the badge on Daisy.

And swear her in as a deputy sheriff.

Justice had won out.

Of course, what Daisy didn't realize was winning the battle

don't necessarily mean winning the war.

Now, as far as these two are concerned..

The fight is just getting started.

Don't get that dirt in these clean clothes.

You'd think that the boys' guilt over getting Daisy fired

from the Boar's Nest would've watered down some.

But it didn't.

As soon as they finished the household chores

Daisy used to do, they headed for town.

Being a cop can be a rough occupation sometimes.

Old Bo and Luke didn't want Daisy taking

no unnecessary chances

in a job that they helped her get.

'Calling Car Two.'

'This is Sheriff Byrd calling Car Two.'

'This is Car Two reporting, sheriff.'

'Get over to 1020 market, Enos'

'and see the man about a missing manhole cover.'

'Ten-four. Over and out.'

'Calling Car Three.'

- Car three? Ain't that Daisy? - Yeah.

'This here is Car Three.'

'We gotta 415 at the Boar's Nest.'

'Break it up, Officer Daisy.'

'Ten-four. This is Car Three.'

"415," that's a fight.

- Let's get over there. - Alright.

Alright, hold it, everybody!

Whoo!

Alright now, look, the party's over!

- That's right! - Says who?

- Come on! - Wooh! Go, come on.

Get him! Yeah, baby.

- Wooh! - Wooh!

- Hi, Daisy. - Hi, Daisy.

Hey, fellas.

Easy, easy.

Well... see you around.

- 'Yeah, bye.' - Bye.

Well, that's the way it went all day.

Bo and Luke was helping Daisy out without her knowing it.

First there was the fight..

And then a peeping Tom

over at the Hazzard Hotel.

And later that afternoon a 505 and a 510.

Numbers that mean speeding

and reckless driving, in law language.

Reckless driving and speeding.

Can I have your name and driver's license?

'You didn't catch me, lady.'

'It was those two guys in that orange car.'

Well, Bo and Luke had done it again.

Only this time, they left behind a witness

who let Daisy know in no uncertain terms

who really caught him.

Luke! Bo!

I know you mean well, but I'm very capable

of doing my job as a police officer

without any help from you.

I passed my test, I got this badge

of which I'm very proud of.

So I got two words for y'all.

Back off!

Well, you know, if my hands wasn't full

I'd-I'd take my hat off to that girl.

Mine, too.

But you remember them two prisoners

down at the jail, don't you?

Well, they ain't in this here tale

just for window dressing.

Somebody's comin'.

Mr. Baker, Miss Harmon, are y'all, alright?

Oh, yeah. We're just fine.

Good. See y'all.

Well, that didn't work, but, uh..

I'm sure we'll find some way out of here.

Hot dang, my very first ticket

to my very favorite person.

- What? - Well, hello, Boss.

You ought to know that you can't park in a red zone.

This is gonna cost you 50 bucks.

What are you talking about?

You can't give mea ticket!

Besides, I didn't park this car here.

My driver did before he went to lunch. Out of my way now.

You wouldn't want to be interfering

with the law now, would you?

Daisy Duke, I'm warning you!

Or threatening a police officer.

That's gonna run you another 100 bucks.

A hundred bu..

Oh!

Alright, alright, alright.

'Eh, maybe I was just a little bit hasty.'

Look here now, uh, you take this here ten

and you go buy yourself something

you've always wanted

and we'll call it square.

Boss, that's bribing a police officer.

That would really up your tab.

- Ugh. - Here, bye, Boss.

Bye? But-but-but..

You, alright!

You know, this is what I think of your ticket!

See? You see?

You see that?

Ohh!

- Grady! - Aah.

Daisy Duke gave me a parking ticket.

Imagine that!

Me, getting a parking ticket

in this town. A town I own, and a town I run!

Give it.

Well, now, I-I-I can't tear up a ticket

once it's written... can I?

Of course, you can!

Alright, Mr. Do-good, you pay it yourself.

But I want that girl off the street.

And I mean, now!

But, Boss, she's a deputy.

She's also a woman and me, I'm proud to be

a male chauvinist hog.

Hee-hee, get that?

Hogg-pig?

In any case, Daisy Duke has gotta go!

And until she does

I don't want her patrolling a beat! Understand?

You give her woman's work to do. Inside.

'Typing, filing, making coffee.'

She can wash and scrub, can't she?

Well, let her mop these dirty floors

and make the cots up in the cells downstairs.

Whatever! Work her till she quits!

Hey, Daisy. How you doing, hon?

Enos, I signed on to be a peace officer.

Not to be a cleanin' lady.

Well, Daisy, the sheriff's department's

sort of like the army.

Everybody does KP once in a while.

- 'Mr. Deputy?' - Yes, sir?

'Can I talk to you for a second?'

You bet.

Uh, ain't I got the right to make a phone call?

Yes, sir. One call. That's the law.

Well, I'd like to make it now.

- Right now? - Right now.

Well, I reckon that'd be alright.

'Harry, it's Floyd.'

Yeah, I heard you got caught.

Yeah, you heard right. I figured you'd hear about it.

You still in?

Yeah, we're still in, but not for very long.

We're figuring on busting out of here.

Now listen.

Harry, this is what I want you to do.

I want you to find a plane

and I want you to stand by, ready to pick us up

once we do break out of this joint.

Well, where am I supposed to land, if I can find one?

Well... wait a second.

Do you know a place called Morgan's Airfield?

'Morgan's Field? Yeah.'

Probably be like landing on a postage stamp

but I'll try. When?

Ought to be sometime tomorrow.

Look, you just stick by the phone.

Soon as we're out, I'll call you.

Now you stick close by. See you.

'I know what she said.'

I mean, heck, I respect her for it

But still, if anything happened to her

I'd never forgive myself.

Well, I don't know, but, Luke-Luke

I just don't see how she can hurt herself

scrubbing the jailhouse floor, that's all.

Yeah, well, people slip, you know.

People slip.

Oh... what's the matter?

I-I-I don't really know. I'm really kinda worried about her.

She's been doing that since early this mornin'.

- I better get a doctor... - Wait-wait-wait.

Why don't you take a look at her?

You know, maybe you could help being..

Being female and all.

Well, I'll give it a try.

Thank you.

Alright.

- Where does it hurt? - Right here!

Never figured Daisy to be suckered by a right cross.

But like mama used to say..

Church ain't out until the fat lady sings.

Alright, get those keys, give 'em to me.

And you just get the gun over there.

'Alright. Let's go.'

♪ I wish I was in Dixie ♪

♪ Hooray.. ♪

Hey, Danny.

♪ Hooray ♪♪

Keys are in it.

Let's get outta here! Let's move!

Hey, Miss Postel.

It's them bank robbers escapin'.

Hold on!

Try it again.

'This here's Deputy Enos Strate.'

'Our prisoners are escaping'

'in Deputy Daisy's patrol car.'

You reckon Daisy's in that car with 'em?

If she is, I got nobody to blame but myself.

Yeah, listen, don't worry about it.

The junction 71's just up ahead there.

Let's go for it, cousin.

- Bob, Jay, you all alright? - Yes, Enos.

I'm sorry about that, Wade.

This here's deputy Enos Strate.

Calling Sheriff Grady Byrd. Come in. Over.

Ding-dang it.

Deputy Enos Strate calling

Sheriff Grady Byrd!

Come in!

Ding-dang, the heck with it!

Halt! Halt!

Sorry, Andy. I gotta commandeer your vehicle!

I'll apologize later!

I'll see you later, but I gotta go!

I'll talk to you later.

I'm sorry, Andy.

Enos, I've been runnin' on empty!

Well, Cousin Grady

so far in your new job, you're batting 500.

You struck out when you had to hire Daisy Duke.

But you sure hit a full bag of home run

when you caught them crooks.

That reward money's gonna come

to a hefty sum.

What you gonna do with your third?

- My third? - Mm-hmm, yes, sir.

But I mean, we're partners, aren't we?

My third?

Yeah, that's a Hazzard tradition.

Me and my sheriff we share and share alike.

Alike, yeah. But that means 50-50.

Mmm, 50-50 beforeinflation!

But..

Boss, Enos is screaming for you

on your police radio.

Seems them bank robbers you had locked up escaped.

Yeah, well, tell him..

Escaped! Oh, come on!

Let's go!

But a third?

Oh, move it!

If those crooks get clear away, you'll get nothing!

Oh.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Well, there they are.

Take a look back there.

Who are those guys, the local militia?

I don't know. But I'm not about to slow down and find out.

Hang on.

Well, looks like we lost 'em.

- Looks like it. - Yeah.

But I'll tell you something, darling, we better

get rid of this neon sign we're drivin'.

It's too hot.

Gonna have to get ourselves a new set of wheels..

And find a phone somewhere

and get Harry to bring that plane down.

- Then Mexico, here we come. - Ah, yes, ma'am.

Talk about having your ups and downs.

One minute Bo and Luke were catching up

and the next minute they were coming down.

Hi.

'Is there something I can do for you, little lady?'

Yeah, you can get out of the car.

Now!

Oh, now what happened to my prisoners?

Sheriff, I'm sorry, but I fell for a dang-fool trick.

But don't worry, I'm gonna get 'em back.

Oh, ho ho ho! No, you won't!

We'll get 'em. You done enough damage already.

Yeah, Boss is right.

'Now-now, uh, you know what I ought to do?'

I ought to..

- Fire her. - Fire ya.

Right here, right now, and right permanent.

Yeah, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Now, you hand in your badge, right now.

No! I'm not handin' in my badge until I get my prisoners.

Oh, Daisy Duke

don't you give sheriff Byrd no lip!

You turn in your badge this second!

Alright. Alright!

- Aah! - Ho! Oh, ho!

Well, good riddance to Daisy Duke.

- What you doin' now? - I'm callin' my Highway Patrol.

In case them crooks get out of the county.

Oh, thank you very much.

Then every peace officer in the state

will be after them crooks

and our reward money!

No, we're gonna catch 'em ourselves.

Oh, uh, Highway Patrol?

Dang!

- Keep smilin'. - Come on.

Daisy, we saw them guys in your patrol car.

- Yeah, we're going with you. - No!

I'm the one they got away from.

I've been fired and shamed.

And I'm the one who's going after 'em.

Wait a minute. Now, those-those guys are dangerous.

You-you can't take 'em on all by yourself.

Now just hold it, boys. Just hold it.

Now, Daisy's a deputy sheriff

duly sworn to uphold the law.

Now, if she's gonna be a real policeman

she's got to do what she has to do

'and do it alone.'

'Now, you go on, sweetheart.'

Thanks, uncle Jesse.

That girl's got a lot of spunk.

But there's one thing she ain't got.

That's a gun.

Now, you boys go look after her.

But don't let her know you're there.

Dang, the general ain't in much condition for followin' her.

Well, take the jeep!

- Good thought. - I'll get the bows and arrows.

Uh, Uncle Jesse, uh

they're gonna keep an eye on Daisy

but who's gonna keep an eye on 'em two?

- Well, who do you think, dummy? - Follow me.

Who's gonna keep an eye on us?

Oh, now my car is gone!

Oh! We'll use my car!

Dollars to Hush Puppies, Daisy Duke

took your car to chase them prisoners.

Oh, now if she finds 'em first

I can kiss my reward money goodbye.

You mean, my reward money, don't you?

What do you mean, your reward money?

Where's my driver?

Every time I want that bonehead

he ain't here!

You'll have to drive!

Go on, get in the driver's seat. Come on.

I never drove a big car like this!

- Oh! - It's easy!

- But just don't you get... - Aah!

You're the first car that come along

in almost an hour, Daisy. I ran out of gas.

Guess we're gonna have to team up, huh?

Uh-uh. They're my prisoners, Enos.

Well, now hang on, Daisy! I mean..

I mean, we're both deputies, remember?

Yeah, well, they escaped from me, and I got to go.

Well, wait now, Daisy.

They escaped from me, too

once they got outside.

I want 'em just as bad as you do.

- Hop in. - Thank you, Daisy.

All set.

Alright.

With Luke and Bo burnin' rubber

to catch up with Daisy and Enos

and everyone headin' in the wrong direction

it looks to me like them crooks gonna disappear

faster than hot biscuits on a Sunday morning table.

But even a blind hog can find an acorn now and then.

Bo and Luke happened upon this Good Samaritan

who had just learned that sometimes one good turn

gets a stab in the back.

He told the boys about his car being robbed.

And how the police car just passed him

on by, going the other way.

That he couldn't get their attention.

That's Daisy, alright. She's headin' in the wrong direction.

Yeah, but, Luke, how are we gonna let her know that

without letting her know it's us who's letting her know?

I got an idea.

'Attention all cars.'

'This here's the State Highway Patrol.'

'Them escaped prisoners have abandoned'

'the stolen sheriff's vehicle'

'and are proceeding South.'

'Repeat, South.'

- South? - Hold on, Enos!

Grady, how did the Highway Patrol

find out about our escaped prisoners?

Well, I-I've been with you all the time.

I ain't got the foggiest...

Don't fog me with your excuses!

- Right by your side. - You listen.

If the Highway Patrol catches them crooks before we do

and we lose the reward money

you're gonna have to owe me your third.

What kind of a job is this, anyway?

I could end up owing money

I ain't even got yet!

Uh, look, we'll send somebody after you, mister.

- Hey. Hey. - Right after that.

Name your poison.

Well, Swamp Road, now that don't see much traffic ever.

Now, if I was a crook, I think I'd take that one.

- Sounds good to me. - Let's do it.

Wow! Looks like we go the rest of the way on foot.

That plane's gonna be there in about 15 minutes, too.

Let's go.

Yeah, I know. If they'd have come this way

they'd have left tracks in the mud, right?

It's alright, cousin. You narrowed down our choices.

Only got one road left. Come on.

Still no sign of 'em, Daisy.

I bet they took the other road.

Not if they was driving a late model Sedan, they didn't.

We got you covered! Come out with your hands up now!

We got you covered! Come out with your hands up!

Stay here, Daisy. I'm gonna have a look.

Enos, I told you they're myprisoners!

- Well, don't get all riled up. - 'Well!'

Well, I'd appreciate your staying here, please!

They've flown the coop.

Enos, there's only one way they could've gone

and that's up to Morgan's Airfield.

I don't reckon it'd do any good to ask you stay here, would it?

No, wouldn't do a bit of good. Come on, Enos.

Now, if all this change in roads

is getting a mite confusin'

well, look at the good side of it.

They're drivin' it..

And we're only watchin' it.

What you figure?

Well..

As slimy as them crooks are

I'd say they headed for the swamp.

Let's go that way.

Ain't it amazing how you could ask

three people the same question

and each one will give you a different answer?

Except of course, Boss and Grady.

Now, with both roads taken they're just

got to run into somebody they know.

Which way now?

- We'll go that way. - Alright, we'll go that way.

Come on, Daisy.

Watch your step, now. This-this ravine..

Give me your hand. This ravine can be a mite..

- Whoo! - Tricky! Whoa!

Everybody knows that Enos

is head over heels in love with Daisy.

But ain't he carrying things just a little bit too far?

'Enos!'

Are you alright?

I think I busted my ankle.

Well, if you would've looked where you was going

instead of worrying about me, Enos.

Oh! Oh, Daisy, I can't, I can't, I can't.

- Oh, oh! - Oh, hold on.

I think you might have a nasty sprain.

Oh, I can't make it.

You're gonna have to go without me, Daisy.

And take my gun. Where's my gun?

Take my gun and go after 'em.

Enos, I-I can't leave you here in the middle of nowhere.

Take my gun, Daisy, and go after 'em.

You're a police officer now. You took an oath.

What's important is gettin' those criminals back behind bars

before they hurt innocent people. Now, take my gun.

Be careful, Daisy.

- Daisy? - Yeah?

I just want to take another look at you

'cause you never know how this is gonna turn out, you know?

Enos, what are you talkin' about?

Well, I don't wanna get forward, but..

I just want you to know I..

Well, I-I really care for you.

Enos?

Enos, ain't nothin' gonna happen to either of us.

Now you just sit tight, and I'll be back for you.

Okay?

Ah... we're wastin' time.

We should've took the other road.

Now, I don't know. My sixth sense tells me...

Sixth sense?

Grady, in order to have a sixth sense

you got to have the other five.

And you ain't got no sense at all.

'I don't like it.'

I don't like it one bit.

You reckon they got Daisy?

Well, either that or..

She followed 'em here, and she's trackin' 'em.

- Up? - That's where the airstrip is.

- Come on. - Why is it always up?

'Hold it.'

- Now just drop the gun, Daisy. - Oh.

That's a good girl.

Listen, folks, you ain't gonna get away with this

'cause my posse has you surrounded.

Oh, my, my, my!

Listen to this little girl lie.

Didn't your mama ever tell you that fibbing was a sin?

We saw you and your partner

comin' up the hill, and, uh

we saw him fall and hurt hisself.

Well, that's not countin' the rest of my posse

that's moving in.

Well, that may be. That-that may be not.

But, uh, just to be on the safe side

maybe we better take you along as a hostage.

Keep an eye on her. Be right back.

Hey, deputy! We got your partner up here.

'We're gonna take her with us!'

So if you got any bosom buddies wandering around in these hills

you better tell 'em to back off

'if you ever wanna see her alive again!'

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It came from over there.

You know it's beginning to look to me

like we took the wrong road.

We? Well, uh, you picked it, Uncle Jesse, not me.

I'm unpickin' it.

Turn this thing around!

'Hey, Luke, Bo!'

'Boy, am I glad to see y'all.'

Hey, them escaped prisoners

they-they took Daisy hostage.

- Which way did they go? - Oh, I-I don't know.

I don't know, Bo. Ow! I sprung my ankle. Wait!

Y'all got to get me back to the car.

I got to-I got to get on the horn

and warn everybody not to shoot

or Daisy might get hurt.

- Aah! - Let's do it.

Well, this is Morgan's Field.

Here comes Harry, right on time.

Now, easy. Easy.

- Come on. - Look at that plane.

Ah!

'Hey, that might be the plane Sheriff Grady Byrd'

'called out to help search for them prisoners.'

I got a doubt he gonna risk losing

that reward money to somebody else.

Yes. There you go.

Could be an escape plane, though.

Morgan's Airstrip's right over there.

- Yes, sir. - Enos, get on the horn.

Me and Bo are gonna jump in the jeep and cut 'em off.

Okay.

Hey, thank you, Bo!

Thank you, Luke!

Deputy Enos Strate calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.

Alrighty, go ahead, Enos.

'Them escaped prisoners'

'took Deputy Daisy hostage.'

They done what?

Of all the dang luck

where in tarnation is Bo and Luke?

They got a plane picking 'em up

over at Morgan's Airfield.

And Bo and Luke are on their way right now

to try to stop 'em.

I-I-I heard you loud and clear, Enos.

Morgan's Airfield, huh? Alright.

Let's swing over through Bobcat Flats.

What's the quickest way to Morgan's Field?

- Bobcat Flats. - Well, let's get there.

- Don't spare the horse. - Hang on.

Let's not waste any time gettin' out of here, Harry.

She's turnin' around, heading toward

the other end of the meadow!

Yeah, I think they've got to head into wind

to take off.

Can you get me in close enough to get

a shot at 'em with the bow and arrow?

Cuz, I can get you right in that plane

if you want.

Harry, pull up.

Will you pull it up, Harry?

'She's trying to kill us!'

- Ahh. - Come on.

Get out now.

- I'm fine. - Come out here, partner.

- Come on. - Get up. Aah.

'Yeah, I was pretty scared for you guys.'

- You all right, Daisy? - 'I'm fine, Uncle Jesse!'

Attention! Attention!

You are my prisoners!

One third yours! Two thirds mine.

Hang on there, Grady Byrd and Boss.

Daisy made the capture.

What? Oh, go on, go on!

Yeah, sheriff, you wanna take 'em away and book 'em?

Yeah, Grady, move it, move it!

Well, Grady and Boss wasn't about to let Daisy get credit

for capturing 'em prisoners.

Not layin' down, anyway. No, sir.

They stood up alongside everybody else

to watch the FBI decorate her for bravery

and hand her a check for $10,000

which Daisy donated to the Hazzard Children's Orphanage..

After deducting the repair bill on General Lee.

Sure hope you're gonna stay on as a police officer, Daisy.

- Oh, Enos. - Enos, I wouldn't hear of it.

Daisy's comin' back to work at the Boars Nest.

Uh, without her, folks is sayin'

it's like listening to the radio, nothin' to look at.

Well, she ain't coming back without a raise, Boss.

Well, she gets to keep her ten percent of her tips.

Uh, not a point less than eighty percent.

- I'll go twenty. - Seventy.

- Thirty. - Sixty.

- Forty. - Fifty.

- Sixty. - Seventy.

- Eighty. - Ninety.

A hundred percent and not a penny less!

Well, Daisy may have proved

without a doubt that when it comes to action

she can hold her own with any man.

But when it comes to talkin'

she can't get a word in edgewise

with the men of Hazzard County.