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Hey.

What are you doing here?

Just kind of going through

some old pictures.

Maybe things were a little bit better.

I mean, I don't know if

that's like the best idea for you to

be going through those pictures.

I thought you had a date tonight.

Yeah, well, we were supposed

to, but she decided that she had a headache

and didn't want to. It seems like

she didn't want to put forth the effort.

Well, I mean, maybe don't,

like, you know, let it sit like that.

I feel like you're just

putting yourself in a bad mood.

You should just get back on

the dating apps and, like,

try talking to other people.

Sweetheart, I, you know, I

love your mom and, you know,

and I love you.

you guys are you know family

to me and you know you're

the best daughter I could

have and I just I want to

do everything I can do to

try to make this work.

Look, I know I'm just your

StepDaughter and I love my

mom but she's a bitch,

and she's probably not coming

back so like you need to snap out of it

yourself out there.

I just, I just don't know how.

You know what, come on, I'm

gonna spend the day with me. Let's go.

Look at this one.

Oh my god, I can't, that's you? - Yeah.

*The next pic shows Khloe topless at a pool party*

I don't even know what to say.

That's me there with the cup too.

I'm not even sure I'm

supposed to be looking at these.

Oh, come on.

It can't be that different

when you were in college.

Oh, my god, girl.

*Khloe climbs out of the pool ... butt-naked.*

*For the first time Peter sees her in a sexual way.*

It's just one after another.

Wow, you had far more of a

college life than we understood.

That one, too.

Look, that's my first semester.

That's, wow, that's, wow,

that's, that's, that's, wow.

That's all I can say.

what did you do in college

well clearly not this i mean

i honestly for the most part i study

well you never did like never

went to like a wet t-shirt

contest or anything

no sweetheart i never really

did come on that has to be

something crazy you've done i mean

I had sex in a car one time.

Boring.

That's as good as you got?

That's about the height of my

college experience.

Well, what would you have

done if you could go back in time?

Like, what's something on your

bucket list?

I wouldn't say that.

Come on, old man. You have

to want to do something. like anything.

Come on, you

can tell me. We're bonding.

I guess if it was anything, maybe

have a threesome with two girls.

You've never had a threesome?

Seriously?

I thought you went to a party college.

I can't believe

you've never had a threesome.

Going to a poly college and

actually partying when you were there.

That's crazy. I just

I would have thought you'd

have done something like that.

That's not wild. Well, that's...

I've done more than that.

Really?

Yeah.

Actually...

Give me a second.

I'm gonna go check my foot real quick.

Okay.

Hey!

Yo, what's up? What are you doing?

So you're free today?

Well, so remember that favor

you owe me?

Yeah, I'm cashing in.

Okay, well hear me out.

So, you know how my parents

have been like not doing great lately?

I was wondering if you might

come over and help me cheer

my stepdad up?

Well yeah, I was thinking

like he's never had a

threesome and you told me

it's on his bucket list

and he knows we do like you

know crazy stuff in college

so I was hoping we could do

that for him.

Yeah? Okay be ready and like just

just come over as soon as

you can do your makeup and come over.

Perfect. Oh, thank you. I love you.

I'll see you soon.

Text me when you get here. Don't look.

Keep them close.

Like five more seconds.

Alright.

I mean, what's going on? No looking.

No peeking.

Okay. Now you can open.

Whoa!

Hi.

What's going on?

Well, I mean, you did say

you've never had threesomes.

I mean, yeah, but that's not

what's happening here, is it? I mean...

Yeah, that's exactly what's

going to happen.

Yeah, I thought, you know, it

could be fun for you.

You know, I hope you get

through out of the fun you've been in.

I don't...

Don't you want to have some fun?

Yeah, but I just don't know

if this is such a great idea.

I've been milking around the

house all week.

That's not okay.

I don't know what to say. Just relax.

Look, watch this.

Oh my god.

I can't believe you're doing this.

You set us on your bucket list, right?

Yes.

We're going to help you.

We'll just help you check one off.

It feels good, right?

Well, of course it does.

You're going to have a ton of fun.

No thoughts.

Just lay back and enjoy it, okay?

I just, I...

You're not gonna tell me that.

You're not gonna tell Susan.

I'm not too sure this is appropriate.

But it feels good, right?

Yeah, but I...

Just relax and enjoy.

Just have fun. Chloe, you're...

My daughter.

Not even your real daughter.

Technically she didn't even

come out of your balls.

No she didn't.

He feels good.

What is that?

Maybe we should just lay back

and let him find his way.

And chew on. Oh my.

This is definitely on the bucket list.

He doesn't look so sad now.

I'm sure he does. Real quick.

No rules.

I was a disc jockey in college.

It's not the first time I've

been on the ones and twos.

Oh my god, he's already so hard.

It's so hard.

I really want to see it.

Yeah, show it to us.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Shades, guys.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's huge.

You think so?

Oh my god, yeah.

I can't believe my mom gave this up.

Yeah, what the heck?

She just doesn't take much

interest in it.

Oh my god.

Can we suck it?

Yeah.

Well, sure.

I'm going to get you that side.

Oh, so high.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, it does.

It's nice and wet.

Get it nice and deep in that throat.

That's so thick.

Oh my god.