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Deadly Dinos, laser beams
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Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moon
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Strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl
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Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
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The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
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Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and bangs
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Chemistry with stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and grossed up,
you should know
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Welcome to...
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Horrible Science Show. #
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Welcome to our Earth
And Space Special,
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and welcome to my first-ever guest,
rapping science teacher
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and internet sensation,
Matt Green!
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, I was going to be a rapper too,
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but I could never think of any words
that rhymed with my planet, Quark.
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So, I gave up.
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Really? What about shark,
bark, lark?
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Lucky start.
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Ark, spark, the dark...
All right, all right.
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No need to show off!
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How's about a rap about the Earth
to kick us off?
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All right. Let's go for it.
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Today we're going to tell
you about a very special planet,
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That humans, plants
and animals can live and inhabit,
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It's where you're watching
from right now,
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Where we call home,
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A special part of space
called the Goldilocks Zone
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Relax and join us
as you learn about its worth,
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This blue-and-green spinning ball
that we call planet Earth. #
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Oh, oh, that was very good!
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Have you got
anything on the water cycle?
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I mean, that's the key to life,
innit?
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Yeah, of course.
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Er, no need, because we've already
got a song about that, actually.
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Ha-ha! OK.
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I'll give you some more
rhymes for Quark then.
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Mark, snark, lark...
La-la-la-la-la-la!
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Can't hear you, can't hear you!
La-la-la-la-la-la!
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There is this thing on Earth that
happens called the water cycle
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Water continuously moves
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From oceans, lakes, to clouds,
to rain and then into the rivers
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And back to oceans pretty soon
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The water moves round through
evaporation, condensation
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Precipitation,
throughout all nations
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Deserts are quite dry
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Same water that fills the sea
is what you use to make tea
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And, yes, lots has also been
wee... #
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Sorry. What?
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It's me, hi, I'm the Earth,
it's me
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The water cycle gives me
all that I need
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And I must thank my friend, the
sun, for helping with the process
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It must be exhausting, always
moving through the water cycle
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Evaporation is when water heats
and turns to vapour
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It rises up into the sky
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The vapour hangs out
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Forming clouds of different shapes
and sizes
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And they can float up pretty high
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And when it cools,
it's called condensation
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It's next occupation,
fall as precipitation
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Rain, sleet, hail and snow
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And after landing,
it's not standing
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The water runs off the land,
the rivers are enchanting
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Watch the water flow
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From sea to sky
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Then back down to the sea
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Each drop goes round
fulfilling its destiny
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I think it must be pretty fun
to be a water droplet
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I feel quite exhausted just
thinking about the water cycle
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The water cycle gives me
all that I need
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To keep alive,
animals, plants and trees
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This makes me need a wee
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And I must thank my friend the
sun for helping with the process
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I could keep on talking so much
longer about the water cycle. #
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I think I'll go and wee.
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FLUSHING
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CLASSICAL MUSIC SWELLS
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Miss Cleverely, I wish to
shout our love from the rooftops!
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Oh, I, too, Mr Piggerton!
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But I'm still engaged
to Lord Toadyface.
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Yeah, and that is why I have
challenged the rotter to a duel!
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But, Mr Piggerton,
he is a master swordsman! Pfft!
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I cannot see how you can win
in the current climate.
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My dear, the climate
can change in an instant.
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Yesterday it was rainy,
today is sunny. Oh, no...
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RECORD SCRATCH
..that's weather, not climate.
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Regardless, I will bravely
defend our love to the end!
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I'm sorry, what was the difference?
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Well, the weather can change
from day to day, from hour to hour,
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even from minute to minute.
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One moment, it's sunny...
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It always feels like the sun
is shining when I'm with you.
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Aww, thank you. It's OK.
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..and the next moment, it's windy.
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WIND GUSTS
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Oh! Pleh, pleh, pleh!
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Then suddenly, it's raining.
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Oh! What on earth?!
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And then it starts snowing.
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WIND HOWLS
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How are you doing this?
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That's great. Thank you, Digby.
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Mm.
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Digby!
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You planned this with my gardener?!
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I had a feeling you'd ask about the
weather, so we set it up earlier.
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So that's the weather.
What about the climate?
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The climate is the weather in one
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area over a long period, say 30
years.
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Right, so if it's hot
for a long period,
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then you'd say it's a hot climate?
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Yes. And if it's hot and wet
all year round
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and close to the equator, we'd say
that was a tropical climate.
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Hot water.
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I suppose that's something.
Thank you, Digby.
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You're welcome, sir.
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Are you sure you don't want
the hailstones, Milady?
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I've got new cricket balls.
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Yeah, she's quite sure. Mm...
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So, the weather changes
all the time.
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Sometimes it's sunny.
Sometimes it's rainy.
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Sometimes it even hails.
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No! Mm... But changes in the climate
take longer.
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No, Digby, I pay you.
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And that is the difference
between climate and weather.
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Well, thank you.
That was very enlightening.
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Oh, lightning!
I nearly forgot about that.
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Ready with the lightning, Milady!
ELECTRICITY BUZZES
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No, no, no, no!
Mr Piggerton! Where are you going?
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To fight the duel.
It's safer than staying here!
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Mm...
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Evil Plan Number 307:
Come up with more evil plans.
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SLURPS TEA NOISILY
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GULPS
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Ahhh.
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Good morning, hench-people.
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Today is Bring Your Evil Scheme
To Work Day.
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Yay!
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I said, "Yay."
ALL: Yay!
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I'd like to hear
all of your fun ideas
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for holding the world to ransom.
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Dev, would you like to go first?
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OK.
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Um, so, er...you know how the Earth
is a rich source of fossil fuels?
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Oil, gas, coal, sure.
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Why don't we threaten
to burn a load of them,
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releasing carbon dioxide
into the atmosphere?
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It's a greenhouse gas, so it will
trap all the heat from the sun,
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and it'll cause the globe
to warm up.
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I call it...Earth Heating.
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Seriously? That's your big plan?
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Firstly, people are already
doing that... Oh...
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..and secondly, it's already got
a name. It's called global warming.
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See? You've been beaten to it.
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But how did you...?
I have pictures for every occasion.
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They don't call me
Dr Big Brain for nothing.
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Say hello to my river of lava.
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PING!
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Bye, Dev.
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Thank you for the opportunity...!
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TEARFULLY: So sad. I don't think
I'll ever get over his death.
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Daphne, you're next.
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Um...
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{\an8}Well, you know how trees
help the planet
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{\an8}by removing carbon dioxide gas
from the atmosphere?
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{\an8}Yes, they take in carbon dioxide
and sunlight for food,
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{\an8}and release oxygen -
it's called photosynthesis.
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{\an8}Yeah. Well, what if threaten
to cut down all the forests?
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{\an8}I call it...
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{\an8}..Untreeing!
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People are already doing that, too!
It's called deforestation!
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Oh.
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How many pictures do you have?
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You'll never know.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I've-I've got another idea.
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It'd better not be something
people are doing already.
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OK, so cows release loads of methane
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when they, like,
burp and fart and stuff...
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PFFFFRT!
..which is an even stronger
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greenhouse gas
than carbon dioxide, mind.
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I hope you're not about to say that
we should farm billions of cows,
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releasing even more methane
into the atmosphere
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and then call it something stupid
like "Cattle Royale". No!
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I called it a Moo-nami.
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Daphne, could you say
"human cannonball"?
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PING!
Human cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!
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TEARFULLY: Oh, so sad.
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I don't think
I'll ever get over her death.
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Now, Felix, would you like
to pitch your idea,
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or shall we just skip to the part
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where I drop you
into a piranha tank?
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Well, I'm feeling good about this.
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What if the real evil scheme
was to actually save the Earth?
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Keep going. Remember there's
no such thing as a bad idea.
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Oh, wait. Yes, there is,
and it would result in your death.
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We could encourage people
to use renewable energy like solar,
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we could use carbon capture projects
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to take carbon dioxide
out of the air.
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We could plant more trees.
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And once we've ensured the Earth's
survival for future generations,
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I can destroy it!
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The fools will never see it coming!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mwa-ha-ha-ha...
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Ah, it's brilliant! Ha-ha-ha!
Hee-hee-hee!
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Ha-ha...!
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PING!
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Ooh! Arrrrrgh!
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Oops. Um...
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DISTANT SPLASH
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Your name will not be forgotten,
young Phillip. Felix!
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CRUNCH!
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Ow! Whatever.
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SLURPS TEA NOISILY
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Oi, oi! Superstar incoming!
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Yeah, there's lots you can do
to keep your planet healthy.
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But you know one thing that you guys
literally couldn't live without?
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Me!
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The heat and light I provide
keep life on Earth going.
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No need to thank me.
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I said no need to thank me.
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Thanks, sun! Thank you! Thanks, sun!
We love you! Thank you so much.
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Better.
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But, sadly for you, you don't
see me all the time, like at night.
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And in some places,
you don't see me for months on end.
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Imagine that! Not having me there
to light up your lives.
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I really do feel for you.
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..presents...
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EVIL LAUGH
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..a terrifying tale
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of heart-breakingly handsome
vampires on holiday.
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Oh.
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Wow, you have, like, zero bed hair.
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Yeah, thanks, man.
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Got to brush my fangs, though.
Bad case of coffin breath.
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Yah. Er, can I borrow
your toothpaste? Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Look, your hairdryer's in with me
for some reason. Ah.
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There'd better be a yoga studio
somewhere nearby!
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Two eternal friends taking time to
unwind, and avoid deadly sunlight.
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Such a sick idea coming to a town
in the Arctic Circle, man.
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I know, I know.
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Where we are now,
here, near the North Pole,
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thanks to the tilt of the Earth,
250
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,840
there is no sunlight from October
all the way to early March.
251
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,840
{\an8}That's like six straight months
of total darkness! Yaaasss!
252
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,880
{\an8}We can hunt humans to our dark
hearts' content, all winter,
253
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,280
and there is nothing
they can do about it.
254
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,960
Yah! How does my hair look?
255
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,360
Gorgeous. I know.
256
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,080
Let's show the North Pole
how to party.
257
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,680
Karaoke bar? Don't mind if I do.
258
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,160
Argh! Argh! Sunlight! Are you sure
we're in the right place?
259
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,600
What flights did you buy?
I don't know.
260
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,760
I'm 700 years old. I'm not great
with booking stuff online.
261
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,600
Oh, yah, no, you've done
the South Pole, not the North Pole.
262
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,800
That's bad.
263
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,920
At the South Pole, there's constant
sunlight for six months!
264
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040
Oh, no! No darkness whatsoever!
265
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,920
WEAKLY: I'm turning to dust!
266
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:53,600
Yet you still look fantastic!
I know.
267
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,520
The shortest vampire movie
ever made.
268
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,600
{\an8}Matt, how rude of me.
269
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,960
{\an8}We've been so busy
talking about your planet
270
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,600
{\an8}that I haven't properly welcomed you
to my planet, Quark.
271
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{\an8}What do you think?
272
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,240
{\an8}Looks amazing.
It's so different to Earth. Mm.
273
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,000
I love how pretty that volcano is.
274
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,680
Hmm?
275
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,680
PFFFFRT!
276
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:18,520
Call yourself a scientist, Matt? I
think you'll find that's a fartcano.
277
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,640
PFFFFRT!
278
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,920
A what?! A fartcano?
What's the difference between a...?
279
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,200
HE SNIFFS
280
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,520
Ugh. The smell's just reached me.
281
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,480
Oh, delicious, innit?
282
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,280
Are those bits of lava
I can see flying out the fartcano?
283
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,440
Kind of.
284
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,080
Hi, guys.
285
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,760
It's me, Lieutenant Grace.
286
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,120
Hands up who's about to
blast off into space.
287
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,280
Me!
288
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,160
Astronaut alert! I'm going to be...
289
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,080
THUD
290
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,080
Ow!
291
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,280
Can you keep in down in there?
We're trying to work.
292
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,400
Yeah, sure.
293
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,600
But guess what? I'll be keeping
a diary of my awesome trip
294
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,440
to the International Space Station.
295
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,360
And guess who's coming with me?
296
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,480
Apart from Professor No Fun
back there.
297
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,320
{\an8}Professor Lambington!
298
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,520
{\an8}Pow!
299
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,680
{\an8}BLEATING
300
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,160
Time for blast off.
301
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,560
ROCKET RUMBLES
302
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,600
Woohoo!
303
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,520
{\an8}Get ready, Professor Lambington.
We're nearly there!
304
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,960
{\an8}I'm here,
on the International Space Station,
305
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,680
{\an8}and I have to say,
the views are incredible!
306
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,800
{\an8}Seven wees today,
and it's not even lunchtime.
307
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,040
Apparently, water moves differently
around your body in space,
308
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,640
cos of the lower gravity,
309
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,880
{\an8}and that tricks your body
into thinking...you need to go.
310
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,920
{\an8}Lieutenant,
are you going to be long?
311
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,040
{\an8}PFFFFFRT!
312
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,720
{\an8}Space walk time!
313
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,200
{\an8}Need a wee, need a wee,
need a wee, need a wee!
314
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,480
I have just got back
from my first space walk!
315
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,040
Just me, floating in
the vastness of space,
316
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,040
contemplating my place in...
317
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,520
SHE VOMITS
318
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,680
Nausea and aching's normal.
319
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,200
{\an8}Whoa.
320
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,920
{\an8}All the vomit's
formed into floating balls.
321
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,560
{\an8}It's quite stunning, actually,
for vomit.
322
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,040
I've got to do this
for two hours a day,
323
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,600
{\an8}otherwise my muscles won't work
324
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,200
{\an8}when I get home.
325
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,960
At least the needing a wee thing
gets better though, right?
326
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,800
No. I still need to go.
327
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,680
CLATTERING
328
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,680
Ow!
329
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,520
{\an8}Ah...I forgot that I'm also
five centimetres taller
330
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,480
because of the lower gravity. Ow.
331
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440
I've just had my first space poo.
332
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,040
I haven't been for a week!
333
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,120
PFFFRT!
334
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,120
It's the lack of gravity.
335
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,960
Things don't pass through you
as quickly as they do on Earth.
336
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,320
How did it go?
337
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,040
Like passing a concrete sausage.
338
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680
{\an8}Buy now!
339
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,080
The gloves we have to
wear are rubbing.
340
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,480
{\an8}So my fingers nails
have fallen off.
341
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,040
{\an8}Ewww!
342
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,240
{\an8}Cool.
343
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,800
Here we go, Professor Lambington!
Splash landing!
344
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,960
Well, I'm home!
345
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,000
Ow!
346
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,800
{\an8}I've lost 30% of my muscle mass,
347
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,360
{\an8}I've got no finger nails,
348
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,400
{\an8}and gravity has only just
started working on my...
349
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,200
{\an8}GUTS GURGLE
350
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,200
{\an8}Coming through!
351
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,160
{\an8}CLATTERING
352
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,160
{\an8}Ow!
353
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,840
{\an8}Yeah, still taller.
354
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,360
{\an8}Please like and follow,
355
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,400
{\an8}but maybe just not too closely.
GUTS GURGLE
356
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,680
Hello! I am Sir Isaac Newton.
357
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,560
I'm at something called
a "theme park"...
358
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,320
..and this is Science At Speed.
359
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:37,640
Get ready, because we're about to
travel at over 7km an hour.
360
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,880
Yeah, it's over 70km an hour.
361
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,160
Oh, that's a lot faster.
362
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,800
That's OK, I have
absolutely no problems with...
363
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,120
Somebody stop him!
364
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,720
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
365
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,680
Today on Science At Speed...
366
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,880
{\an8}And I shall be
answering the question...
367
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,440
{\an8}I mean, 70km an hour does seem
awfully fast, doesn't it?
368
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,760
Isn't there a slower setting?
369
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,680
Arrrrrrgh!
370
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,320
SHOUTING: Sound is a type of energy
371
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,280
that is created
when objects vibrate!
372
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,720
{\an8}Arrrrrrgh! Aaaargh! Arrrgh!
373
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:21,640
{\an8}The object's vibrations make
the air around them vibrate too!
374
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,080
{\an8}Arrrrrghhhh! Argh-aaaargh!
375
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,480
{\an8}Sound vibrations travel in waves,
376
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,160
{\an8}and those vibrations
eventually arrive at the ear,
377
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,960
{\an8}which create vibrations
inside of the ear,
378
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,160
{\an8}which the brain then makes sense of.
379
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,040
{\an8}Why are we going backwards?!
380
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,560
Arrrrgh-argh-arrrrh!
381
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,600
{\an8}The waves of sound
don't just travel..
382
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,800
{\an8}Ohhhhhh...!
383
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,440
{\an8}..through air, they also travel
through liquids.
384
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,080
{\an8}Also types of solids!
385
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,400
{\an8}Oh, we're going upside down.
386
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,160
{\an8}Ahhh-ha-ha!
387
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,600
{\an8}Oh, oh...
388
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,280
{\an8}Now, liquid, air and solids
389
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,120
{\an8}are all made up of tiny things
called molecules.
390
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,720
{\an8}And it's these molecule...
391
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,000
{\an8}Oh, no, I can't bear this.
I can't bear this!
392
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,160
{\an8}Molecules are the things
that are vibrating.
393
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:15,880
{\an8}There are no molecules
in the vacuum of spa-ah-ah-ace!
394
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,760
{\an8}Argh! Argh! Ah...
395
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,880
{\an8}And therefore sound
cannot travel in space.
396
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,280
{\an8}STOMACH GURGLES
397
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,320
{\an8}Well...that went quite well,
I thought.
398
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,400
I'm Sir Isaac Newton and that was
the answer to the question,
399
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,120
"Is there sound in space?"
400
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,120
STOMACH GURGLES
401
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,120
I could have just answered "no",
really, saved us all the bother.
402
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,480
Me, me, me! Oh, hi.
403
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,760
You just caught me
doing my vocal warm-ups.
404
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,920
A lot of people don't realise
that I'm an incredible singer,
405
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,240
because sound
doesn't travel in space,
406
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,640
so it's really hard to hear me
do this.
407
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,680
WARBLING: La-la-la-la-la-la-la! #
408
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,880
Beautiful, huh?
409
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,960
It's not just sound
that's different in space.
410
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,680
All the rules are a bit weird.
411
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,040
Like with your moon -
412
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,360
you see it most nights,
413
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,160
and it definitely
looks like a planet, but it's not.
414
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,880
And I can tell you why
in this moving song I wrote.
415
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,320
WARBLING: Moon, moon,
la-la-la-la-la-la... #
416
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,560
Oh!
417
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,560
SHE TUTS
418
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,920
Never going to win
NASA's Got Talent.
419
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,200
Director Lamont!
420
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,760
You can't outrun me, Leslie!
421
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,280
I'm sorry. He pushed his way in.
422
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,360
Out of my way, Leslie! Oof!
423
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,800
I'm here to sign up.
424
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,600
What? Show me the forms.
425
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,600
Yes.
426
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,600
Name - The Moon.
427
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,600
Occupation - Moon.
Address - Moon, I guess.
428
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,000
What exactly are you applying for?
429
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,080
Because if it's to be an astronaut,
you wouldn't fit in the rocket.
430
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,640
Astronaut? Heh-heh-heh-heh!
431
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,120
Ridiculous!
No, I want to be a planet.
432
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,680
Ah-ha-ha-ha. A planet?
You can't. You're the Moon.
433
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:58,000
But I'm big and round
and I float in space.
434
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,400
Sounds pretty planet-y to me.
435
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,960
It's not that simple.
There are rules to follow.
436
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,120
Oh, great, let's hear them.
437
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,800
You have to be big enough
to generate the gravity needed
438
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,600
to force yourself
into a spherical shape.
439
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,600
Tick. That's just one of the rules.
Thank you, Leslie.
440
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,080
Leslie, I never liked you.
441
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,880
"But..."? No, I've finished.
442
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,040
You also have to be big enough
that your gravity is strong enough
443
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,760
to capture smaller objects
in the same orbit of the sun,
444
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,760
or push them out of your way.
445
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,320
Sorry, is that golf ball
supposed to be me?
446
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,360
Pfft, rude!
I look way more handsome!
447
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,880
In your case, it's the Earth
that attracts everything,
448
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,760
because the Earth
is way bigger than you are.
449
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,440
Oh. So...you fail that test.
Bad luck.
450
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,280
Oh, talk to the dark side, Leslie.
451
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,440
THUD
452
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,440
Oh!
453
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,280
You also fail the third test -
you have to orbit a star.
454
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,840
Well, I orbit the sun,
that's a star!
455
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:56,280
No, you orbit the Earth,
and the Earth orbits the sun.
456
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,880
Wait. So I can't be a planet
whilst I'm orbiting the Earth?
457
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,680
Afraid not.
458
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,040
Fine, that's it.
459
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,680
I'm leaving orbit.
460
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,320
Moon, you can't leave.
461
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,400
Sh. Don't make it harder
than it is.
462
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,240
No, you physically can't leave.
463
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,200
You're stuck in
the Earth's gravitational pull.
464
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,080
Oh. Well, actually,
I think you'll find
465
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,160
we've been drifting apart for years.
466
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,560
Tell her, Leslie!
Actually, he's right.
467
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,520
The moon is moving away
from the Earth
468
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,320
at around four centimetres a year.
469
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,760
So, goodbye forever.
470
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,120
Here I go!
471
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,640
Four whole centimetres, baby!
472
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,360
Is that it?
473
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,480
Yeah. Four centimetres a year?
474
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,920
He's going to be here forever.
Well, I don't know about that.
475
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,680
Leslie, we're going to lunch.
476
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,600
No, wait, because,
no, I'm going to move again
477
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,240
in...in a year,
and you're going to miss it.
478
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,960
Didn't want to be a planet anyway!
479
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,000
{\an8}Matt, thank you for coming
all the way to Quark
480
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,880
{\an8}to help me
with my Earth And Space Special.
481
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,840
{\an8}No problem. It's been great.
Thanks, Pipette.
482
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,320
{\an8}Must have been nice
to spend some time with someone
483
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,880
{\an8}who knows everything about space.
484
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,160
{\an8}So, er...if you've got any final
questions, just feel free to ask.
485
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,520
{\an8}Great. How do I get home?
486
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,760
{\an8}Haven't got a clue.
Got any easier ones?
487
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,080
{\an8}Oh, no. So I'm going to be stuck
on the planet of the fartcanos?
488
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,880
{\an8}I know! Lucky, right?!
489
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,920
{\an8}But, hey, the planets in your
solar system are pretty cool too,
490
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,600
{\an8}and here is a song about them.
491
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,680
{\an8}But seriously, though,
how do I get home? Sh!
492
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,200
{\an8}PFFFRT!
493
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,240
{\an8}Mercury, Venus, one and two
494
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,560
{\an8}Earth makes three
That's home to you
495
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,680
{\an8}Mars rocks in at number four
496
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,880
{\an8}Jupiter, Saturn - there's two more
497
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,520
{\an8}Uranus and Neptune,
then we're done
498
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,560
{\an8}The eight planets
of the solar system!
499
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,400
{\an8}Mercury, smallest
and closest to the sun
500
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,920
{\an8}Living on this rocky planet
would not be much fun
501
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,760
{\an8}Temperature ranges
are mighty severe
502
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,480
{\an8}And get this -
its day is twice as long as its year
503
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,200
{\an8}Venus is called my Evil Twin
504
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,920
{\an8}Yeah, it's not the kind of
atmosphere you'd want to live in
505
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,840
{\an8}It may look pretty
in the evening sky
506
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,560
But this planet of volcanoes
is selling you a lie
507
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,200
{\an8}Third rock, Earth -
I'm the place you call home
508
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,800
{\an8}Spinning, beautiful
and blue in the Goldilocks Zone
509
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,720
A planet with life, yeah,
that makes me unique
510
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,240
And I orbit round you
every four weeks... #
511
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,920
You're crowding me. Move!
512
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,080
{\an8}Mars, the red planet,
at rock number four
513
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,240
The Romans named it
after their god of war
514
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,360
A bone-dry planet
where it never rains
515
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,880
The dust storms rage
across its mountainous plains
516
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,000
{\an8}Mercury, Venus, one and two
517
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,040
{\an8}Earth makes three
That's home to you
518
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,440
{\an8}Mars rocks in at number four
519
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,480
{\an8}Jupiter, Saturn - there's two more
520
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,400
{\an8}Uranus and Neptune,
then we're done,
521
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,440
The eight planets
of the solar system
522
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,400
{\an8}Jupiter, the largest
and fifth from the sun
523
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,400
{\an8}With its great red spot,
it's gas giant number one
524
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,320
{\an8}Massive Saturn
Doesn't it look nice?
525
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,960
With its shimmering rings
made of rock and ice
526
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,000
{\an8}Uranus
Or "Yur-ay-nus"
527
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,320
{\an8}OK, you decide what to call
planet seven that lies on its side
528
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,560
{\an8}This big gassy giant's
as cold as can be
529
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,880
{\an8}With huge diamonds
floating on a carbon sea
530
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,960
{\an8}Neptune is our last
but not least number eight
531
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,840
{\an8}If you don't like sunlight
then this place is great... #
532
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,880
Sh!
533
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,280
{\an8}There was a time
when we had a planet nine... #
534
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,680
{\an8}Yeah, but it should be noted
Pluto got demoted
535
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,160
Mercury, Venus, one and two
536
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,440
Earth makes three -
that's home to you
537
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,560
Mars rocks in at number four
538
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,600
Jupiter, Saturn - that's two more
539
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:02,360
Uranus and Neptune, and we're done
540
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,640
The eight planets
of the solar system
541
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,680
All spinning round the burning sun
542
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,440
The eight planets
of the solar system. #
543
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,560
Yeah. It's the key to life, innit?
544
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,440
Yeah. Have you...?
Hang on. Let's go back.
545
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,200
Let's do it again.
Let's go back.
546
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,320
Sorry. I forgot one...
547
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,800
Me, then you, then me, then you.
Yeah, yeah. It's like tennis.
548
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,400
Your planet's in the solar snare...
heh...bleh...ahalafanarr.
549
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,800
I think that...I think that works.
Yeah!
550
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,840
THEY LAUGH
551
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,920
Regardless, I will bravely defend
your love for loo-la-la-la!
552
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,080
Sorry.
553
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,280
They don't call me
Dr Big Brain for nothing.
554
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,280
Say hello to my river of lava.
555
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,960
That's hard to say.
556
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,840
It's like trying to push a cow
through a cat flap.
557
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,920
THEY LAUGH
558
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,200
Arrrrgh! OK.
559
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,560
Then the other...
560
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,960
No, no. That's all you're getting.
561
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,680
Weird and gross stuff
you now know
562
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,760
Hope you enjoyed
the Horrible Science Show! #
563
00:25:05,810 --> 00:25:10,360
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