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Deadly dinos, laser beams, putrid
plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons, strange
science, big booms
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Experiments that make your
hurl, visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space, the
future of the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things that keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
the Horrible Science show! #
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HE WAILS
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Heh! How would you programme a
computer made from musical seaweed?
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HE YELLS
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What? Is this a joke?!
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{\an8}Uh-huh!
OK...I don't know.
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{\an8}How would you programme a computer
made from musical seaweed?
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You'd use an algae-rhythm!
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{\an8}Oh, I don't get it.
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{\an8}Urgh! Seaweed is a type of algae...
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{\an8}..and you use rhythm when you dance.
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{\an8}Algae-rhythm! Like, algorithm.
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{\an8}I thought having a captive
audience would be better than this.
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{\an8}HE YELLS
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{\an8}Chomp!
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Yes, it worked!
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Oh, I don't understand all that
computer stuff.
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It's too complicated.
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Programming is actually not
that difficult.
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Pfft! I don't know. I can barely
even bake a cake.
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I'd have no chance programming a
computer.
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It's actually very similar.
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Do you have to leave it to cool down
for a long time?
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No! Have you heard of algorithms?
Was he on Strictly?
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No. An algorithm is just a list
of instructions
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that shows you how to complete
a task.
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Kind of like a cake recipe.
This is how it works.
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Uploading...
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{\an8}Algorithms are easy
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{\an8}You want a robot to make you
a cake for tea
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{\an8}Just got to take it step by step
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{\an8}Because robots don't have brains
in their heads
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{\an8}It only knows what to do
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{\an8}If clear instructions have been
programmed in by you
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{\an8}Like as you mix the eggs and flour
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{\an8}Then stick it in the oven
for an hour
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{\an8}It won't know what filling
to put in
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{\an8}Unless a human like me
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{\an8}Has put the code in
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{\an8}You must be careful what you type
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{\an8}It won't know what type of jam
you'd like
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{\an8}A code, it flows
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{\an8}So the computer knows
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{\an8}Just what to do
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{\an8}But it needs to be told by you
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{\an8}And then the action starts again
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{\an8}A clear program,
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{\an8}That's an algorithm
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{\an8}Algorithms can learn from you
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{\an8}From the films you watch
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{\an8}And tunes you listen to
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{\an8}Just a set of rules again
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{\an8}And it helps you choose more
of the same
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{\an8}Now we know how it's done
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{\an8}Can we program it to start having
some fun?
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{\an8}I think I know just what you mean
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{\an8}How about a really cool
dance routine?
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{\an8}So now you know just how the
story goes
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{\an8}A set of rules
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{\an8}That tell you what to do
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{\an8}A recipe, simple as ABC
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{\an8}A clear program,
that's an algorithm
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{\an8}That's an algorithm. #
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I totally get it.
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So a computer can do anything,
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but it'll get stuck unless you
give it clear instructions? Exactly.
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SHOUTS SLOWLY: Mix that, please!
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My arm is tired!
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Shocking electricity!
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Wicked plan number 63.
The Electrical Circuit Of Doom.
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Aah, Agent Goodie!
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So nice of you to join me
for this little chat.
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What do you want, Dr Poo Stain?
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It's Big Brain,
and I want the nuclear codes,
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the King's private phone number,
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and the PIN number
for the Bank Of England.
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And I've tried 1-2-3-4, so
don't try and fob me off with that.
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You're getting nothing out of me.
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That's where you're wrong.
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For I have created a most evil
and devious device
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to get you to talk.
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It will shine bright lights
into your eyes,
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buzz irritating noises
into your ears...
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CRACKLING AND SCRAPING
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..and tickle you with
a teeny-tiny feather.
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You monster!
Not a teeny-tiny feather! Please!
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Paul. Oh, now?
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Yes, now!
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Time to turn on the machine.
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EVIL LAUGH
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Hang on.
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Ah-ha!
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Come on!
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Work with me!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Have you tried turning it off
and on again? Obviously!
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And I'm about to check all the parts
of the electrical circuit down here
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are all connected, so you don't have
to suggest that, Smarty Pants!
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Right. Let's...
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What? Wait! What's all this stuff
doing here?
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CLATTERING
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Paul. Yeah?
Did you follow the simple diagram
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of the electric circuit I gave you
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to put together my most evil
and devious device?
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Yes, that one. Oh. I tried.
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I just didn't understand it.
It's very simple, Paul.
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It's a chain of different parts
that allow electricity to go around.
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If you use the wrong parts
or put them in the wrong order,
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the electricity doesn't go round,
and the machine won't work.
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I just didn't understand your,
like, little symbols.
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They're not MY symbols, Paul!
They're used across the world!
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{\an8}Look! That one is a power cell
that provides
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the electricity for the circuit! Oh!
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You see, I saw the plus and minus
symbols, and I assumed it was...
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A calculator? Yeah.
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I thought you were going to, like,
torture her with really hard maths.
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OK. Well, that one looks like an X.
So you thought...?
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Well, first I put in
a pair of scissors,
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because they look like an X.
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Do they? And then I realised
that was a bit silly.
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So I put eggs in instead,
because it sounds like X.
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X. Eggs.
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{\an8}It's the symbol for a light bulb!
You don't put eggs
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in electrical circuits!
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What was the spaghetti for?!
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Well, I couldn't work out
what the wiry lines were.
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The wiry lines were wires!
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Ah.
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I think it's about time we talked
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about the skateboard. Oh.
You're seriously telling me
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{\an8}that this isn't a skateboard?
Yes.
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It's a switch in the on position,
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{\an8}just as that is a switch
in the off position.
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The switch turns the circuit
on and off, funnily enough!
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On/off. On/off. On/off.
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Not that anything will work anyway,
because you filled it with eggs!
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Why bother with the machine?
Let's just cook up a carbonara!
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Sir, Agent Goodie is, like,
escaping.
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Huh? Until next time,
Dr Blocked Drain.
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It's Big Brain!
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Oh! Well, at least we won't need the
circuit to torment anyone any more.
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Oh, I don't know, Paul. I've kind of
got someone else in mind now.
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It's me, isn't it?
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Take a walk with me, Paul.
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We don't use electricity
on my planet, Quark.
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We have developed a source
of entirely green energy.
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SNEEZES
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See? Bogey power.
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It's great, but it's hard to sleep
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when you've got a cold, because
you can't switch the lights off!
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All right, boom,
it's your boy Big Danny here,
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checking out some mad science
from the past.
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{\an8}I'm in France, 1746,
settings with my brethren,
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{\an8}Jean-Antoine Nollet, yeah,
to test out the speed
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{\an8}of electrical currents, yeah. This
experiment's going to be a mad ting,
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{\an8}because electricity moves very fast,
don't it?
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That's actually the purpose
of the experiment,
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to test just how fast it travels.
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{\an8}Yo, for this one, Jean-Antoine
got bare brass poles
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{\an8}and a Leyden jar, a next-level
gadget from the past
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{\an8}that traps electricity,
to release some zaps, innit,
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{\an8}like a modern-day battery.
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Then, he got a squad of 200 monks
to stand in a circle
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holding the brass poles
to connect them all.
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And now he's going to connect
all that to the Leyden jar,
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so electricity passes
through the monks.
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Yo, is this safe?
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Yeah.
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Even if you got
a whole bunch of monks
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and you're rolling in ends, yeah,
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{\an8}don't try this at home.
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Ha-ha! Allez!
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Oh! Oh, yes!
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How cool was that!?
They all jumped at the same time!
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{\an8}You see that?
They all jumped at the same time
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{\an8}because the current
was moving bare fast, guys.
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How does it feel to be a lickle
part of science, cuz?
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I can taste burning in my mouth.
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Sizzling monks and that, hear me.
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Anyways, you know what time it is.
Still.
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Extreme Earth!
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Yes, yes, bruv.
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It's me, the one and only Sun.
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Now I'm a bit older than you lot -
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about four-and-a-half-
billion years -
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so I can look at things
in a mature, long-term way.
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I'm not obsessed with
today's weather like you guys.
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You're all like,
"A bit nippy today, innit?"
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"Oh, it's too rainy,
it's too windy, too sunny".
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Rude. What are you moaning about
the weather for?
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It changes all the time!
Get over it.
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I've been around long enough
to moan about the climate.
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That takes way longer to change.
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So quit your whinging and jog on,
yeah? You're blocking my rays!
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Miss Cleverly, I wish to
shout our love from the rooftops!
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Oh, I too, Mr Piggerton!
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But I'm
still engaged to Lord ToadyFace.
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Yeah, and that is why I have
challenged the rotter to a duel!
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But Mr Piggerton,
he is a master swordsman! Pfft!
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I cannot see how you can win
in the current climate.
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My dear, the climate
can change in an instant.
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Yesterday it was rainy,
today is sunny.
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Oh, no, that's weather, not climate.
Regardless...
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I will bravely defend
our love to the end!
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I'm sorry, what was the difference?
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Well, the weather can change
from day-to-day,
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from hour-to-hour,
even from minute-to-minute.
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One moment it's sunny...
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It always feels like the sun is
shining when I'm with you.
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Aww, thank you. It's OK.
And the next moment it's windy.
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Oh!
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Then suddenly it's raining.
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Oh! What on earth!?
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And then it starts snowing.
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How are you doing this?
That's great. Thank you, Digby.
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Mm.
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Digby. You planned this
with my gardener!
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I had a feeling you'd ask about the
weather, so we set it up earlier.
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So if that's the weather,
what about the climate?
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A climate is the weather in one area
over a long period, say, 30 years.
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Right, so, if it's hot
for a long period
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then you'd say it's a hot climate?
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Yes. And if it's hot and wet
all year round
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and close to the Equator, we'd say
that was a tropical climate.
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Hot water. I suppose that's
something. Thank you, Digby.
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You're welcome, sir.
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Are you sure you don't want
the hailstones, Milady?
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I've got new cricket balls.
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Yeah, she's quite sure. Mm.
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So, the weather changes
all the time.
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Sometimes it's sunny.
Sometimes it's rainy.
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Sometimes it even hails.
242
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No! But changes in the climate
take longer.
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No! Digby, I pay you!
244
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And that is the difference
between climate and weather.
245
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Well, thank you.
That was very enlightening.
246
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Oh, lightning!
I nearly forgot about that.
247
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Ready with the lightning, Milady!
No, no, no, no!
248
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Mr Piggerton! Where are you going?
To fight the duel.
249
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It's safer than staying here!
250
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Mm.
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THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
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Talk about the weather.
253
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Planet Quark has suddenly been hit
by a torrent of extreme wind.
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FARTING
255
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And unfortunately, our wind stinks!
256
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Ugh! You can even taste it.
257
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Luckily, on Quark,
our pterodactyls always warn us
258
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about the bad weather!
259
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:37,120
Oh! Bit late! But animals can be
great at predicting the weather,
260
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and not just here on Quaaaark!
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And now to brighten your day,
262
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or ruin it with rain,
263
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it's Heather With The Weather.
264
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That's right.
I'm Heather With The Weather,
265
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and I've got a whole bunch of new
weather reporters for you today.
266
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What do you mean, they're animals?
267
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,960
Ha! What do animals know
about the weather?
268
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,360
Well, I guess we're going
to find out.
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{\an8}Hello, froggies.
What's the weather like there?
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{\an8}Ribbit!
271
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{\an8}Sorry. I'm talking to frogs,
272
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{\an8}and none of them seem to know
anything about the weather.
273
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{\an8}Actually, frogs can sense the drop
in air pressure in the atmosphere
274
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{\an8}that happens before it rains. That's
why they're making a lot of noise.
275
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,080
I don't know who you are.
276
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I'm just a guy that likes frogs.
277
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Great.
Er, so, you heard it, folks.
278
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If frogs are getting a croak on,
it's time to get your coat on.
279
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An animal couldn't write that,
could they?
280
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:34,320
Let's head to Iceland now,
for a report from some sheep!
281
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{\an8}Baa! They can't speak.
282
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,720
{\an8}They're sheep. I thought as much.
Thank you. Ah, but they can pee.
283
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,880
{\an8}Ah! That's...great news.
284
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,240
{\an8}Oh! Look at the colour
of that sheep's pee.
285
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Eww.
286
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We believe that if you
study the colour of the wee,
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you know what the weather's going to
be like for the next few days.
288
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,680
If it's yellow, it's sunny, and
if it's grey, it's just more rain.
289
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,360
Er, what do their plops tell you?
290
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PLOPPING
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That I'm going to have a really
horrible morning's work.
292
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,480
OK. Let's go to Florida now.
293
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,360
And there's our expert,
and of course, it's a shark...?
294
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,400
{\an8}And he's gone. Where's he gone?
295
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,960
{\an8}Sharks swim to deeper waters
when there's a hurricane coming?
296
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,000
{\an8}Well, I take it back.
Thank you for the report, Sharky.
297
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,880
Well, there you have it.
298
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,200
Animals, it turns out,
can predict the weather
299
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just as well as the human experts.
300
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,280
Amazing! Maybe they'll replace me
with an animal next week.
301
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SHE LAUGHS
302
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,440
They're not going to do that,
303
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,960
are they, Dave?
Because it's not gone well today.
304
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,440
This is where the finest
prehistoric minds... UGGGGG!
305
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,000
..pitch their ideas to the Dragons.
Arrr!
306
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,640
{\an8}Who will succeed
307
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,040
{\an8}in Neolithic Dragons' Den?
308
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,640
Last week, Tharg,
a hunter and part-time gatherer,
309
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,760
impressed our Dragons
with his new invention...
310
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We call it Burny Hot Hot.
311
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,720
..and secured investment
from Deborargh
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after agreeing to
change its name to fire.
313
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,280
Now, fellow hunter
and part-time gatherer Margh
314
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is here to see if he can get
backing for his new project.
315
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,680
It's moved by magic.
No, no, Petargh.
316
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,240
It on rollers! Oh!
317
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,400
Hello, Dragons. Me call
new invention Roly Slope.
318
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,000
What Roly Slope thing do?
You show now.
319
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,720
Petargh, lift boulder up here.
320
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,320
Come on, Muscles,
show us what you've got. OK.
321
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,760
Petargh, Petargh, Petargh!
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00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,320
Don't worry, me super strong.
Ooh!
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00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,680
Here go.
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HE STRAINS
325
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,000
HE FARTS
326
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,680
Oh, Petargh!
You try it. It's heavy!
327
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,200
OK. Watch this.
328
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,440
HE GRUNTS
329
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,080
Oh!
330
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,800
Oh, the wood is very strong.
331
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,880
Roly Slope take much weight
of boulder.
332
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,280
It make easy to move.
It basic engineering.
333
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,480
What net projected profit
over next three years?
334
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,360
Er...
335
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,360
Uh...
336
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,680
Roly Slope good.
337
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,360
Me in.
338
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,080
Joy for Margh,
who leaves with a deal.
339
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,120
You'll all be buying 'em!
340
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,480
Next time, after the success
of his Roly Slope -
341
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,440
what we call an inclined plane -
342
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:30,280
Margh's back with an upliftingly
prehistoric invention - the pulley.
343
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,160
Oh, dear.
344
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,160
CHEERFUL MUSIC
345
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,760
{\an8}I'm here with...
346
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{\an8}James Starley. James Starley.
347
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,920
Yes, thank you. I know.
348
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,520
I presume, Mr Starley, you're here
because you'd like my help
349
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,600
finding the missing wheel
of your tricycle.
350
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:07,000
Er, no, ma'am. This is a new
invention called a bicycle,
351
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,840
and it's meant to have two wheels.
352
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,640
Surely with only two wheels,
it'll just fall over?
353
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,320
Actually, ma'am, the forces
created by the spinning of the wheel
354
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,800
help the contraption stay upright.
355
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,560
It's like when you roll a coin
and it doesn't fall over.
356
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,240
Pick that up at once!
It's got my face on it!
357
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,920
Seepage, demo. Of course, ma'am.
358
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,760
Your face, ma'am.
Oh! Thank you.
359
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,080
Hot, don't you think? Er...
360
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,960
Seepage away! Does he know
what he's doing? No.
361
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,280
There's something very funny
about those wheels.
362
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,640
Oh, could you not find two
the same size?
363
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,360
Again, ma'am, it's deliberate.
364
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,640
{\an8}The idea for this one came from a
fella in France. Whee! Look at me!
365
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,000
{\an8}The big and little wheels are why
people call this the penny-farthing.
366
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh, it's a million miles an hour!
367
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,640
Because it looks like two
of your differently sized coins.
368
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,720
{\an8}The penny and the farthing, ma'am.
369
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,720
{\an8}Oh! Woohoo!
370
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,280
Super Seepage! Three mes!
371
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,360
Which one's your fave? Um...
372
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,600
I still don't understand
why you need
373
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,680
that great big wheel at the front.
374
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,320
Well, the bigger the wheel,
the faster this bike can go.
375
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,440
So this one can really
get up some speed.
376
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,200
Oh! Wonderful! Seepage!
How do you stop it?
377
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,120
Stop at once! My turn.
Whee!
378
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,600
I've got a need for speed!
379
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,520
Ow!
380
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,640
Ah. That's one way of doing it.
Oh!
381
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,840
Your turn, Your Majesty?
Er...
382
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,440
Well, That's all we've got time for
on today's Gadget Ma'am.
383
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,520
Goodbye! Seepage, wave.
384
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,920
Argh!
385
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:35,200
Attention! Rows of four,
across Broughton Bridge.
386
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,640
Forward march!
387
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,640
Sir, the bridge is bouncing
in rhythm with our steps.
388
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,800
So it is. It's rather fun!
389
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,400
Let's add a little song
to go with it.
390
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,600
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
391
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,680
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
392
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,320
He had 10,000 men... #
393
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,880
Love a sing-song. Great for morale.
394
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,760
Er, getting a bit hard to march,
sir.
395
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,040
March in time with the swinging
of the bridge! Makes it easier.
396
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,080
Commander! Do you know the wobbling
is getting much worse?
397
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,400
Can't say I do.
398
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,600
You sing it and I'll join in.
399
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,840
No! I mean, our marching
in time with the music
400
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,400
seems to be making
the wobbling worse!
401
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,440
I think the rhythm of our steps
is making the bridge vibrate.
402
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,720
I've got an idea, sir. Halt!
403
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,920
If we don't all march in time
with each other,
404
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,840
we ought to be able to
cross without it swinging.
405
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,360
Everyone, march differently.
406
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,800
Forward!
407
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,760
Men, no need to be silly about it.
You can walk normally.
408
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,040
Just don't walk in time
with each other.
409
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,160
Jolly good way to prove a theory.
410
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,960
Well done, everyone! Now, halt!
411
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,600
Um...Commander,
we're nearly halfway across.
412
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,520
I really think this is the safest
way forward.
413
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,240
I'm sure you're right.
But it's not very soldier-like.
414
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,240
As you were, men!
415
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,360
Back to normal marching.
416
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,480
Forwards! Oh!
417
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,720
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
418
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,760
He had 10,000 men... #
419
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,760
CREAKING
420
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,920
Commander, the bridge
is shaking itself to pieces!
421
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,240
It's about to collapse!
422
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,320
Nonsense! Where's your proof?
423
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,560
Well, I suppose
that counts as proof.
424
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,760
From now on, I don't think the army
should let soldiers
425
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,560
walk in step over bridges any more,
sir.
426
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,720
Well, you don't
have to walk funny now.
427
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,120
We're in the river.
Er, it's not that, sir.
428
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,440
A fish swam up my trouser leg.
Oh, goodness me, so it did.
429
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,520
Marie Curie's Reaction Vids!
430
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,360
Hi, Marie Mob!
431
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,960
Marie Curie here doing another
science reaction video.
432
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:52,160
I am buzzing, because it
combines my two favourite things.
433
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,160
Science and going, "wow"!
434
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,680
Swowence, baby!
435
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,160
OK, let's see
what we've got here.
436
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,320
Whoa. Wait, guys,
that looks high-tech and cool.
437
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,480
That's like science and fashion.
438
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,360
Whoo! Work it, girl!
439
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,360
Human rocket!
440
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,000
O M Wow!
441
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,360
{\an8}That is #FIRE, and I mean literally
fire coming out of his hands.
442
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,720
Whoa!
He's flying like a bumblebee.
443
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,800
Ah! But with massive jet engines
for hands.
444
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,040
{\an8}This guy is #WINNING.
445
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:29,040
So, the engines burn fuel
in a chemical reaction.
446
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,320
{\an8}My favourite kind of reaction.
#ChefsKiss.
447
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,720
And that creates
a bunch of heat energy,
448
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,680
which makes the gas
inside the engine expand super fast.
449
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,040
Rrr!
450
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,320
That hot air
blasts out of the engine,
451
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,680
and its force blasting downwards
452
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,240
creates an opposite force upwards,
453
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,000
thrusting him into the air.
454
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,720
That is Newton's Third Law
Of Motion, baby.
455
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,120
{\an8}#LoveMeSomeNewton!
456
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,760
Look at him go!
457
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,320
{\an8}Go, Beeman, fly!
458
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:06,080
You know, looking at him, I'm not
sure he can really fly that high.
459
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,040
{\an8}Maybe he can just, like, hover?
Go, Beeman. Hover!
460
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,200
{\an8}He's found someone! The rocket man
is here to rescue you!
461
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,800
Nice landing, dude! If that were me,
I'd have, like, a cool catchphrase.
462
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,360
{\an8}Like Curinator In The House!
463
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,240
OK, Marie Mob. Curinator away!
464
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,240
Hey, hey! Check it out!
465
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,360
I am such a fan of Marie Curie
466
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,560
that I've taught myself to do this.
467
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,360
Not going to lie, though.
I did burn my tail a few times
468
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,680
while I was practising.
469
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,080
Oh, I really want Marie Curie
to think I'm cool,
470
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,040
just like the man on the video.
471
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,200
We are all members of the Marie Mob
here on Quark.
472
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,080
I've even got a poster of her
on my slimy cave wall.
473
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,800
It keeps sliding off,
but hey, I don't mind.
474
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,960
She's not the only popular
female scientist here.
475
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,960
You Earth lot, you're so lucky!
476
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,480
There are loads of 'em!
477
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,280
Woohoo!
478
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,600
Someone film this for Marie!
479
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,480
{\an8}I was real good at math
480
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,800
{\an8}But my career was a difficult path
481
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,760
{\an8}But I knew I was ace
482
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,000
{\an8}I crunched numbers
during the space race
483
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,920
{\an8}Taught physics in Berlin
484
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,520
{\an8}Till Nazis made me flee
to Sweden
485
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,600
{\an8}There my work and vision
486
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,480
{\an8}Helped conceive nuclear fission
487
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:43,600
{\an8}Oh, I discovered fossils
with my dog by my side
488
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,720
{\an8}Changed how the world
saw prehistoric life!
489
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,160
{\an8}We're women who love science
490
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,240
{\an8}We go crazy for STEM
491
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,480
{\an8}We have brilliant ideas
492
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,440
{\an8}Science ain't just about men
493
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,160
{\an8}I know all about physics
494
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,440
{\an8}And I dig dinosaurs
495
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:16,120
{\an8}I was called a human computer
496
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:20,440
{\an8}We all love science
You should really try it
497
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,920
{\an8}You might find something cool
498
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,160
{\an8}I found chemistry attractive
499
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,240
{\an8}Studied things radioactive
500
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,640
{\an8}Radium could be a cure
501
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,760
{\an8}And be used
to help sick people live
502
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,280
{\an8}Oh, I got into high school
503
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,280
{\an8}When I was only ten
504
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,680
{\an8}My math sent rockets to the Moon
505
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,440
{\an8}And back home again
506
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,280
{\an8}We're women who love science
507
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:56,160
{\an8}Our ideas changed the world
508
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,080
{\an8}So many new things discovered
509
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,840
{\an8}And guess what? We're all girls!
510
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,160
{\an8}My work has been life-saving
511
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,400
{\an8}Sent the first men to the Moon
512
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:17,000
{\an8}Too many brilliant things
to put in this tune
513
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,960
{\an8}We all love science,
You should really try it
514
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,240
{\an8}You might find
something cool
515
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,800
{\an8}If you're inspired
516
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:32,000
{\an8}You should do
some science too! #
517
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,600
CHEERING
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