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Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moony moons
Strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity - what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
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The Horrible Science show. #
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Extreme Earth.
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{\an8}What's the scariest thing in
the sea? Sharks? Pollution?
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You are. Please don't eat me.
No, it's volcanoes.
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One minute you're snacking
on a tasty bit of pirate
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and the next minute, boosh!
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Underwater eruption.
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Three-quarters of all volcanic
eruptions happen under the ocean.
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Now, that's scary.
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PHH-RRR RRT!
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Was that an underwater volcano?
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I'm going to say...y-yes.
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PIRATE SNIFFS
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Cor, that is rank.
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Smells like someone...
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Definitely a volcano.
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And you're totally sure this is
a dormant volcano?
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A hundy-pee. What?
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100%. It's just like Mount Fuji.
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It hasn't erupted
for over 300 years.
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And you haven't got
muddled up again?
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I'm totally clear
on the difference now.
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Dormant volcanoes haven't
erupted in a really long time,
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and active volcanoes,
like Mount Etna, are, well, active.
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And again, I am really sorry
about what happened.
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And I will replace
your melted shoes. Good.
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You know I would have been quite
happy walking up a normal mountain.
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It is a mountain.
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Not all mountains are volcanoes.
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But most volcanoes are mountains.
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So, this way, we get to
experience both. Way better.
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So much more than a hill
They are all power
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Got to love a volcano
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Feeling quite warm, baby, uh-oh
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Are you sure this thing
won't blow?
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That would be ace
Sometimes they make new lands
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When they explode
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Or destroy all
that's in their paths
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I'm scared of volcanoes
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Volcanoes form
where the Earth's crust is weak
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Places it's thin
where tectonic plates meet
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Rocky magma rises
from beneath the Earth's crust
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Then I know what's next
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Volcano erupts
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{\an8}Erupted magma is called lava
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{\an8}And you don't want it
coming for you
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{\an8}It looks like a
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{\an8}Huge red river
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Ash, gas and rocks
make a hot combo
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That's called a pyroclastic flow
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I think that we should
probably go home
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If you saw gentle slopes
Fast lava flow
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You're on a shield volcano
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Billowing smoke, looks like
a cone?
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Composite volcano
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Sorry, don't those erupt?
Explosively?
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We need to leave
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Come on, let's go far
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But I want to stay
It's like being on Mars
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We should stay and watch
as the ash cloud rises
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Or get out the way
to avoid a crisis
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Come on now
Please, can we get going?
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Ash also helps the plants
with growing
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Let's stay and see it overflowing
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There's nothing
good about eruptions
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They can cause
holiday disruptions
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Ash clouds can lead
to sun obstruction
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We need to get out of the way
or like Pompeii
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We could end up like stone
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Isn't this fun, trying to outrun
an erupting volcano?
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Ground's pretty hot
Smoke, there's a lot
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So I'm going to say no
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I'm getting quite warm
Maybe you're right
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Come on, let's go home. #
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Wait for me!
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LOW RUMBLING
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Ten minutes before you go live,
Madam President.
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Madam President! Madam President!
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Sorry!
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Madam President!
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Chief Scientist Cartright,
what is it?
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I'm about to go live
in an address to the nation.
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There is something happening
with the Earth's magnetic poles.
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Magnetic what?
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The magnetic field that surrounds
the Earth is all connected
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by the planet's two magnetic poles.
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There's one on the top by the Arctic
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and one on the bottom
by the Antarctic.
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Now, every 300,000 years
or so, on average,
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the magnetic polls flip around.
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Why are you telling
the President this?
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Because it's imminent.
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Well, smack me with a mackerel.
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I can't, I'm not allowed. I asked.
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Prepare the cameras, I need to
address the nation immediately.
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This magnetic field,
how important is it?
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Without it, particles from
the sun might bombard Earth,
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destroying power grids
and satellites, exposing us
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to radiation, taking away
our atmosphere.
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It's real, real bad.
Two reals? That's pretty bad.
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We're live in three...
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My fellow Americans,
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I have just been informed that
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the magnetic field around
our Earth could be in danger.
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Danger. Given the seriousness
of the situation,
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this could be my last chance to be
honest with you. That's right.
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I cheated in the last election.
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Madam President!
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I voted for myself 15 times using
a series of cunning costumes
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and false moustaches.
Moustaches? Come on now!
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I voted for myself
dressed as a pirate,
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and gosh, darn it, America,
I looked good.
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I even tried to vote
for myself dressed as a bear
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but it turns out bears can't vote.
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Ah, heck!
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On my last birthday,
myself and the Vice President,
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we drove a bulldozer
through the West Wing.
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We blamed the damage on the turkey
that you pardoned at Thanksgiving.
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It wasn't Mr Gobbles?
It weren't him.
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He was so innocent. He was.
And delicious.
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But none of that matters now.
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Because my chief scientist
has just informed me
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that the magnetic poles
are going to flip.
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How long do we have?
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Only 1,000 or 2,000 years.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, 1,000 years?
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You said this was imminent? It is.
In geological terms.
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1,000 years is nothing
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compared to the age of the Earth.
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OK. When they do flip, you said
it would be real, real bad.
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Mm-hm. No. Well, yes.
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If the magnetic fields disappears,
but it doesn't during a switch,
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it just gets weaker.
It will still protect us. Huh?
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Sorry, I probably should have
started with that one. You think?!
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And you should not have
used two reals.
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Oh, my fellow Americans,
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that stuff about me
cheating in the election?
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I was just kidding.
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April fools!
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Madam President, it's July.
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I'm not the President, I'm a pirate
and my name is Captain President.
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So long, my hearties.
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Lenny, cut the camera.
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Aye, Captain President.
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Boom! It's your boy Big Danny here
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with some mad science
from the past, yeah?
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I'm in New Jersey east side
with my main man, Stubbins Ffirth.
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Man's got bare Fs in his name, like
he's letting one off, like, "Ffurf!"
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What's going on?
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Oh, is it a magic trick?
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Anyway, he's got a mad theory about
a disease called yellow fever.
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It was a bare dangerous disease
back in the 19th century
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that turned your eyes
and skin yellow.
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Minion settings, bruv.
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People thought the disease was
spread by the black vomit.
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It made you puke,
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but my man Stubbins
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is looking to prove that wrong
by testing it on himself, innit?
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Man's got bottle. Not all science
is good science.
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I keep telling my cousin that.
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First up, Stubby boiled that
black vom,
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and took massive whiffs
of the steam it gave off.
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HE SNIFFS
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His next test was to rub some vomit
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in a cut on his arm,
which is bare rank.
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My man also rubbed some in his eyes.
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Agh!
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It's really stinging.
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To complete his test, he even
drank the vomit. Who even does that?
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My man Stubby did.
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Oh, man's bare chugging that thing
fast, you know?
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Oh, the backwash in that
must be mad.
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Do you want a biscuit or something?
I'm fine.
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And boom, he's OK.
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So my man proved you can't contract
yellow fever
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through the black vomit,
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so much so that the University
of Pennsylvania recognised it.
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Hey, man like Stubbins Ffirth
was right, you know.
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You can't get yellow fever
from black vomit. Yeah?
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You get it from mosquito bites,
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when the bites infect the blood with
the virus, causing yellow fever.
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I don't have yellow fever,
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but all the vomit that I drunk
hasn't exactly left me feeling...
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Agh! He's got black vomit-vomit
all over his kicks, fam.
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Yeah, I ain't going to lie,
my guy is not well, yeah?
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HE VOMITS
Anyway, you know what time it is.
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Still.
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I love experiments.
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I'm about to do one
of my own now to see
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if I can generate
electricity from swamp worms.
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Hello! Hello! #
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Swamp worms give electric
performances with their singing.
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But I want to see what happens
if I...
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SPARKING
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Ah, it worked!
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But getting electricity from
animals isn't just a Quarkian thing.
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An Earth scientist called
John Walsh,
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he discovered it the hard way.
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Here he is now... #
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Argh!
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Welcome, fellow scientists.
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Behold, my most exciting
and electrifying -
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you'll get that in a second -
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scientific discovery!
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Ta-da!
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CAT MEOWS
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A fish? Not just a fish.
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This is a torpedo fish,
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known as the electric ray.
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An electric fish! You nearly had us
there. Where did you plug it in?
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Behind the GILLS?
He's got to be SQUIDDING us!
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Oh, pull the other one,
there's a FIN on it!
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I don't get that one. OK.
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No, you don't understand.
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The fish actually
generates electricity.
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Look, if I touch it
with these metal spoons...
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HE SHRIEKS
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See? Electric shock.
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Is it not just stinging you? No.
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It's definitely electrocuting me.
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The metal spoons conduct electricity
from the fish into my body.
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Look, if I use this wax
instead of metal...
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No shock.
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Because wax doesn't conduct
electricity, but metal does.
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Understand? OK, seriously?
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HE SIGHS
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Allow me to show you again. I mean,
it does hurt quite a lot.
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HE SHRIEKS
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See? If I use metal instead of wax,
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I get electrocuted.
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Do you know what? No, I thought
I'd got it there, but I didn't.
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Could you just do it
one more time? Really? OK.
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In the interest of science.
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HE SHRIEKS
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Works every time.
Repeatable results,
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thus proving the existence
of electricity within nature.
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It can't be electricity.
You always hear a little pop.
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Always.
And you see sparks with electricity.
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No, no, it's just because it's
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happening under the water. Look.
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HE SHRIEKS
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See? No?
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I'm still not quite getting it.
Would it help if he did it again?
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It really would.
Could you do it again, please?
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HE GROANS
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HE SHRIEKS
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Can you see now?!
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Uh... Proof the fish is electric.
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Yeah, I'm not buying it.
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HE WHIMPERS
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Welcome to mein channel,
Einstein fans.
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It's your boy Albert with another
cookie science reaction vid.
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This one is all about electricity.
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Ooh, this is exciting.
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You see that thing that looks like
a big metal mushroom? It is not one.
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You should not touch it or eat it.
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It is ein Tesla coil
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and it creates a lot of electricity.
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Electricity is a flow
of tiny little electrons.
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Oh, this is a very special
scientist called Dr Mega Volt,
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who will take the electricity
from the coil
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and do some super cool
things with it.
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Here we go! It's charging up.
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But what is he going
to do with it?
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{\an8}Oh, my goodness! That is so cool.
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He just shot lightning out of his
fingers, like ein super villain.
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{\an8}Pew, pew, pew! But how is he doing
that? Slow mo!
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The Tesla coil supercharges
all the air around itself,
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and that causes electricity
to leak out into the air.
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And that electricity
needs to go somewhere
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and the easiest place
is into Dr Mega Volt's fingers
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because he is wearing a metal suit,
and that is a great conductor.
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Whoa, amazing!
285
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Look at that electricity being
conducted through the metal staples.
286
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Ooh! That is hot!
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These guys are very
serious professionals.
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OK, way to undermine me, guys.
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You could not have chosen a worse
moment to bring out
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the electro-trampoline.
291
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But seriously,
that is really cool.
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Tongue tattle time!
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OK, time to go.
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Remember, don't play with
electricity
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unless your name is Dr Mega Volt
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and you have ein big metal suit
like that one.
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Einstein zapping out.
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CLUCK!
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Every time... Oh, hello, I'm just
trying to grow a horn like a rhino.
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I've been reading about
animal mutations which are...
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..random changes in animal species
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that help them survive and thrive.
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I thought, what better way
to survive
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than having a massive rhino horn
to defend myself with?
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Here we go. This time...
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CLUCK!
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CREAKING
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It's working, it's working.
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Do you think
rhinos have this trouble?
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DRAMATIC VOICE: Coming soon,
a mutant movie like no other.
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My name is Professor Z.
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Well, OK,
a bit like the others.
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I have the power to give you
all real animal mutations.
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From the actual animal kingdom,
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it's The Real Mutants.
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I shall start with you.
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Oh, so, I was thinking
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something cool, like maybe
related to lions or tigers?
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I name you Glass Frog. Huh?
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Like the glass frog, your skin
will be slightly see-through.
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So I'm invisible? Yes!
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Slightly see-through,
and just the skin.
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People can still see your organs.
324
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So, about tigers... Mutate!
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Come on, what's the point of that?
326
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It makes it harder
for predators to find you. Why?
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Cos they're all busy throwing up?
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VOMITS
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See!
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And you will be
red-backed salamander,
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{\an8}and like the red-backed salamander,
you no longer have lungs.
332
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What? But you can breathe
through your skin.
333
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,840
Can I swap
with the frog guy? No.
334
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Mutate!
335
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But if I'm breathing
through my skin,
336
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I can't breathe in these clothes.
I'm going to...
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At least she don't have to look
at Glass Frog's brains any more.
338
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Hey! Yeah, I think I'm going to go.
339
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And to you, I give the power
of the platypus. No, thanks.
340
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Mutate!
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Duckbilled platypi mutated
to send tiny electric currents
342
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which help them find their brain.
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Call me Electricity Bill.
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Enjoy your power, Mr Quackers.
345
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,400
Mr Quackers? Really?
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It's actually a useful skill.
347
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,080
You can start by finding me
somewhere to charge my phone.
348
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,120
I'm on 15%.
349
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And finally, I name you Rhino.
Yes! That's a relief.
350
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I was worried I was going to
get one of the embarrassing ones.
351
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Your superpower is to
communicate using your poop.
352
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I'm sorry, what? Mutate!
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Like a rhino, you now send messages
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by firing great loads of poo
from your rear.
355
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,520
You what?
356
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,280
PHHH-RRR-RRT!
357
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,480
Oh, and you probably want
to remove your trousers,
358
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,400
otherwise you're really only
messaging yourself. I can't stop it.
359
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,240
This is going to be
a really big message.
360
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,280
Run for it!
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The Real Mutants.
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Any similarities to actual animals
is entirely deliberate.
363
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You know, when computers
were first introduced,
364
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programmers such as myself
soon discovered that computers
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00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,360
could develop something
very annoying. Bugs.
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Bugs are what we call
little mistakes that get
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into computer programs and stop
the computers working properly.
368
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,080
But why did the first computer
programmers start calling
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these errors bugs? Is it...
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While you think about that, I'll
do a couple of bug impressions.
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This is a spider.
372
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Oh, a beetle.
373
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Right, that's enough of that.
The answer is B.
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They're named after a moth.
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The term "computer bug"
originated in 1947 when engineers
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in Harvard University found a moth
stuck inside their computer.
377
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,440
The engineers joked that
they had to debug the computer
378
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,960
by removing the moth.
379
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,040
You know, computer bugs
can be pretty scary.
380
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They have led to failed rocket
launches, banks losing money,
381
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:20,040
and in fact, they're much scarier
than creepy-crawlie insect bugs.
382
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,120
Agh! Spider!
383
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,280
Which I'm totally
fine about, yeah.
384
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,160
So today, we've got a special
surprise for a special someone.
385
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,920
He's going to look out of this world
when we've finished with him.
386
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,480
Are you guys allowed to be here?
Come here.
387
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,640
It's astronaut Neil Armstrong!
388
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Neil is going to be the
first man on the moon.
389
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,520
But not in this getup, he's not.
390
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,480
It's time to send his style
to the stratosphere.
391
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,680
Work it, Neil.
392
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,480
Neil Armstrong, Neil all wrong,
am I right?
393
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You're going on a lunar mission,
Neil, not a loser mission.
394
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,640
This space suit was specially
designed to orbit the Earth.
395
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,400
Yeah, but you're not orbiting
the Earth,
396
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,880
you're going straight
to the moon on Apollo 11.
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00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,640
But don't you fret,
because we'll give you a makeover
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to make you a space race ace.
399
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,760
And we're going to start
with these tubes.
400
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,080
Where are they going? Everywhere!
401
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:34,800
We've got air pipes, hot pipes,
cool pipes, pee pipes.
402
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,960
What was the last one?
403
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:41,000
These tube will keep you cool
on the moon where it's...
404
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,480
They'll also keep you
hot, hot, hot,
405
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:48,040
because in the shade, it's...
406
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,560
And the pee pipe?
407
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,880
It's a three-day journey
to the moon, Neil.
408
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,840
How long can you hold it for?
409
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,320
Bling, bling,
who's that on the phone?
410
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,520
It's your new gold-plated visor.
411
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,720
Gold reflects the sun's radiation
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00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,160
away to keep you safe.
413
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,040
How cool is that, Neil?
414
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,920
And it looks fabulous.
415
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,600
You'll be...
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00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,360
Iconic!
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00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,280
Strike a pose. I don't want to.
418
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HE BEEPS
419
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,600
Uh-oh, look at his feet.
420
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,680
Thought so, there's no grip.
421
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,600
It will be one small slip for man,
422
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one giant fall on your tush
for mankind.
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00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,240
And because there's
no wind on the moon,
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your butt mark will
be there for ever.
425
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,800
Luckily, we've got moon boots
426
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that will astro-not
leave a bad impression.
427
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,280
Agh!
428
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,760
High five!
429
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,760
Before we met Neil,
he was moving in the wrong orbit.
430
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,480
Then we sprinkled
our stardust on him
431
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,800
and now you're going to love him
to the moon and back.
432
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,480
Oh-ho-ho, how does it feel, babe?
433
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,120
It feels pretty weird down there.
434
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,800
Oh, that will be the...
435
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,480
Aka, the poo-catcher.
436
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,400
You see, every moonwalk
is going to take hours.
437
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,400
So, you might need to fill out
a captain's log while you're out.
438
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,240
You don't want your space debris
filling up your boots, do you?
439
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,840
#spacenappy
I get the picture.
440
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,720
And you look a picture, too.
441
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,040
I am so proud of you.
442
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,600
There's a pretty weird smell
in there.
443
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,760
Urgh! It needed testing first.
444
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,760
You used the faecal containment
system in my suit?
445
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,680
We both did.
446
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,080
Urgh! See you next time!
Let's dance!
447
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:52,000
Neil Armstrong needed all that kit
and he was only visiting the moon?
448
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,960
Think of all the space things
you would need to visit
449
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Venus, Mars or even Neptune.
450
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,640
I don't mean to show off,
but my fur and my nurgles
451
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are perfectly adapted for
every planet and every occasion.
452
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,720
And when the sun gets too bright,
well,
453
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I just put these on because
they make me look so cool.
454
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Fancy joining me on a quick
tour of your solar system?
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We've an ear worm
to help guide you.
456
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,160
Da-da! #
457
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Not you. Ohhh.
458
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{\an8}Mercury, Venus, one and two
459
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{\an8}Earth makes three
That's home to you
460
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{\an8}Mars rocks in at number four
461
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,120
{\an8}Jupiter, Saturn, there's two more
462
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{\an8}Uranus and Neptune then we're done
463
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,960
{\an8}The eight planets
of the solar system
464
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{\an8}Mercury is smallest
and closest to the sun
465
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{\an8}Living on this rocky planet
would not be much fun
466
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{\an8}Temperature ranges
are mighty severe
467
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,120
{\an8}And get this, its day is twice
as long as its year
468
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{\an8}Venus is called my evil twin
469
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{\an8}Yeah, it's not the kind of
atmosphere you'd want to live in
470
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,000
{\an8}It may look pretty
in the evening sky
471
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,880
{\an8}But this planet of volcanoes
is selling you a lie
472
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,000
{\an8}Third rock, Earth
I'm the place you call home
473
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{\an8}Spinning beautiful and blue
in the Goldilocks Zone
474
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{\an8}A planet with life
Yeah, that makes me unique
475
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{\an8}And I orbit round you
every four weeks
476
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{\an8}You're crowding me, move!
477
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,240
{\an8}Mars, the red planet
at rock number four
478
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{\an8}The Romans named it after
their god of war
479
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{\an8}A bone-dry planet
where it never rains
480
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{\an8}The dust storms rage
across its mountainous plains
481
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{\an8}Mercury, Venus, one and two
482
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,640
{\an8}Earth makes three
That's home to you
483
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{\an8}Mars rocks in at number four
484
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,120
{\an8}Jupiter, Saturn, there's two more
485
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,720
{\an8}Uranus and Neptune then we're done
486
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{\an8}The eight planets
of the solar system
487
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{\an8}Jupiter, the largest
and fifth from the sun
488
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{\an8}With its great red spot
It's gas giant number one
489
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{\an8}Massive Saturn -
doesn't it look nice
490
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,600
{\an8}With its shimmering rings
made of rock and ice?
491
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,160
{\an8}Uranus... Or Ur-ANUS
OK, you decide
492
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,760
{\an8}What to call planet seven
that lies on its side
493
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,840
{\an8}This big gassy giant
is as cold as can be
494
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{\an8}With huge diamonds
floating on a carbon sea
495
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,720
{\an8}Neptune is our last
but not least number eight
496
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,880
{\an8}If you don't like sunlight
then this place is great
497
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,880
{\an8}There was a time
when we had a planet nine
498
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,480
{\an8}Yeah, but it should be noted
Pluto got demoted
499
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{\an8}Mercury, Venus, one and two
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{\an8}Earth makes three
That's home to you
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00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,600
{\an8}Mars rocks in at number four
502
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,280
{\an8}Jupiter, Saturn, that's two more
503
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,640
{\an8}Uranus and Neptune and we're done
504
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,000
{\an8}The eight planets
of the solar system
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{\an8}All spinning round
the burning sun
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{\an8}The eight planets
of the solar system. #
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And they'll provides you with
pure oxygen to breathe...
508
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No, you'll...
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Man's got bands of black vomit,
you know.
510
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,200
Eh!
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Weird and gross stuff
you now know
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Hope you enjoyed
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The Horrible Science show. #
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