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Deadly dinos, laser beams
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Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moods
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Strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl
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Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
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The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
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Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
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Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics - we do that
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Quantum gravity - what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
the Horrible Science show! #
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Here, I've got a good one for you.
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Come closer.
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Why did the chicken count to ten?
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It didn't. Chickens can't count!
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Ha!
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Oh! Warn me next time
you're going to do that!
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Of course, humans can count,
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and, in ancient India,
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a brilliant mathematician called
Aryabhata was so good at counting,
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he actually came up
with brand-new numbers!
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You could say
he was pretty...eggcellent!
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Oh!
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Seriously, cut that out.
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You know what this equation needs?
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A new number. Oh, Aryabhata, mate,
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you already came up
with decimal places.
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What more do you want?
OK, so you've got whole numbers.
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We've got decimal places
for parts of numbers.
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But what do we have when we want
to talk about no numbers?
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I'd probably talk to
my non-mathematician friends
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because they're more fun!
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OK. Right.
Say you've got two chickens...
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I've got two chickens.
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Very good. Well done.
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Now, imagine someone
takes those two chickens.
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How many would you have?
Well, I'd have...
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I wouldn't have any chickens.
You see?
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We have no number
to represent nothing.
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Imagine how useful that would be!
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MUSIC IN THE STYLE OF: Holding
Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler
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Where's that music coming from?
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We need a number that we can use
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when we take one away from one.
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It will open up
a whole new world of mathematics.
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OK, this is getting weird now.
The opportunities are endless!
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Oooh... #
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Oh, where did they come from?!
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Oooh... #
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Hang on.
I think I'm getting an idea!
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Oh, he's going to sing, isn't he?
And it's going to change the world!
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We can count backwards to one
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But we can't count below
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A number to use to show no amount
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Will help us more than we can know
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How do you represent nothing
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When you don't have a word?
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{\an8}Something smaller than one
or a half,
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{\an8}Even smaller than a third
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We need a zero!
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We need a number for
when we write a decimal place
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Something to help our astronomers
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When they are measuring stuff
that's in space
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We need a zero
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We need something so we don't
have to write "no amount"
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A digit used all round the world
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As the number that's just
before you start to count
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He needs a zero
Oooh... #
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Well done, Aryabhata!
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I can't believe you came up
with a whole new number.
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I really think I have.
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Aryabhata, I hope you're
going to repay me handsomely
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for my help
in this momentous discovery.
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Of course, Harish.
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I think I've got the perfect number
to represent your contribution.
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Oh, fantastic!
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I'm sorry for all those times
I called you a bald nerd.
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You do have a little bit of hair.
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So what do I get, friend?
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He got a zero. #
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Er, carry the two, divide by three,
and take away four...
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Is it...422?
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William, are you doing your maths?
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Yes, Mum.
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Well, then, stop that at once!
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It's just a bit of maths, Mum.
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We do not allow conjuring
and magic in this house!
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It's not conjuring.
It's just, you know,
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a bit of calculating.
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Just calculating?
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Everyone knows maths
is a dark and dangerous magic.
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{\an8}No, it's not. It's just
adding and dividing...
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No decent person would ever divide.
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Your father will be furious.
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Mum, Queen Elizabeth
has her own royal mathematician,
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John Dee,
so it can't be all that bad.
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Everyone knows he's a dark wizard.
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It's just not right.
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All that playing with numbers.
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Well, I'm just using it
to solve some maths problems.
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I'm getting really good
at my 12 times tables.
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Not in my house.
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And the only table
you should be worried about
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is the one you
should be scrubbing.
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I'll have that. Oh!
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Ohhh!
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We're burning this book,
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{\an8}and let that be the end of it.
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{\an8}So unfair.
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{\an8}Never get to do anything fun.
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No more maths.
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How many times have I told you?
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Oh! One, two, three...
No! Stop that, stop that!
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Times two... William! Eight plus
one... William, stop that!
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La-la-la-la-la! Stop it!
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Hmm. Promise me you will
never do maths again.
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I promise.
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HE SIGHS
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1 times 12 is 12.
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2 times 12 is 24.
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3 times 12 is...
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William!
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Sorry, Mum.
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It's stuck! I hate camping!
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Are you tired of holidaying
on muddy campsites?
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Bored of getaways that
involve no dinosaurs?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Then you need
Dinosaur Holidays 4U!
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With Dinosaur Holidays 4U,
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you get to travel across
all the different prehistoric eras.
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What are you waiting for?
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Maybe a promise that
we won't get eaten by dinosaurs.
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Yeah, we really can't promise that.
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{\an8}But you won't get eaten by
a dinosaur in the Triassic period,
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{\an8}252-201 million years ago,
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{\an8}when you can dive
with a plesiosaur,
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{\an8}because technically,
it's not a dinosaur.
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{\an8}And after your little dip,
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then you can meet the earliest
dinosaurs, like the coelophysis,
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and maybe spend some quality family
time with your actual ancestors -
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the first shrew-like mammals.
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Oh, he looks just like you!
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You crack me up, great great
great great great-grandad.
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I would like to leave now.
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Well, then, let's head off
to the Jurassic period
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{\an8}200-145 million years ago,
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{\an8}where you'll come face to feet
with the brachiosaur.
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{\an8}Jamie, I'm going live!
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{\an8}Hi, guys.
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{\an8}Look, it's Jamie with
a herd of Brachiosaurs.
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Jamie's the one in the shirt.
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Ha, yeah.
Next time, I'm booking the holiday.
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OK, cool. Bye!
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This is terrifying.
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Here, you'll also soar through
the air with the first birds,
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and the terrifying pterosaurs
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who rule the sky.
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Where'd you get those chips from?
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If you're lucky, and you don't
get eaten before you get there,
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you'll reach the
Cretaceous period
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145-66 million years ago,
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to meet dino celebs
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like the triceratops
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and the velociraptor.
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Ahh! Ahhhh!
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Ahhhh!
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Screams of joy!
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Just wait till he sees the T-rex.
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Oh, my gosh!
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It's amazing. It's photobombing us.
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Ahh! Smile for the camera.
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{\an8}And every Dinosaur Holiday 4U trip
has an explosive ending guaranteed!
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66 million years ago,
when a meteor hits the Earth
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and destroys the dinosaurs.
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What time is our flight?!
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{\an8}Dinosaur Holidays 4U -
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{\an8}there's no time like the present
to experience the past.
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Your Earth dinosaurs
might have died out
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long before humans were around,
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but here on Planet Quark,
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we still have dinosaurs,
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although they are
quite a lot smaller.
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{\an8}But, look. Aren't they cute?
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{\an8}They actually make awesome pets.
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{\an8}They're very loyal,
they love going for walks,
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{\an8}and they love chasing a ball.
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{\an8}There is just one thing though...
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{\an8}Ahh!
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Do not try to stroke them
or they'll bite your wiggles off!
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Naughty.
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I'm Claudia Winklesaurus,
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and this is Dinosaur Traitors.
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Oh...
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20 Faithful dinosaurs have come
to this remote Scottish castle,
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but hidden among them
are two non-dinosaur Traitors.
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As if they didn't
have enough problems already,
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can our true Faithful dinosaurs
find the non-dinosaur Traitors?
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{\an8}I can't work it out.
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{\an8}Everyone just seems so...
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..dinosaur-y.
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LOUD CLUCK
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Right, I've got a theory,
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but I'm keeping it
close to my chest.
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Although, actually, I keep
everything close to my chest
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because of the...
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Yeah. Yeah, I can see that.
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GROWLING
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With suspicions running high,
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it's time for our two non-dinosaurs
to meet for the first time.
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THEY GASP
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POT SMASHES
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Pterodactyl?! I thought
you were a dinosaur.
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I'm a pterosaur, not a dinosaur.
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We're a whole different
group of animals.
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What about you, plesiosaur?
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Technically, I'm just
a large marine reptile.
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Ooh. Who knew?
Well, I did, obviously.
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We should try and make them
suspect one of the others.
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Is there anyone who doesn't
look very dinosaur-y?
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I'm going to go out on a wing here,
and say the chicken.
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Which one was the chicken?
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Small, feathers, clucks,
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looks nothing like a dinosaur.
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Oh, yeah.
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The non-dinosaurs must
get rid of one of the dinosaurs
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before everyone votes
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for who they think
the dinosaur Traitors are.
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Forget the chicken.
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I think we need to get rid of
the biggest threat.
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BOTH: The T-rex!
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What?
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Me?
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Ahh! You are kidding me!
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It's all right. OK. Bye, guys.
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Yeah.
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Time for the round table.
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T-Rex has gone,
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and now you all must decide
which of you is not a dinosaur.
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Write your choice on a...
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Yeah, we don't need to do that.
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It's obviously the chicken.
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CLUCKING
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See you later.
Bye-bye, chicken. Bye-bye!
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Chicken, you have been banished.
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Please reveal -
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are you a Faithful dinosaur
or a non-dinosaur Traitor?
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I am...
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..a dinosaur.
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THEY GASP
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What? I'm descended from dinosaurs.
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But you were acting so nervous.
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I'm in a castle full of dinosaurs!
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And also a pterosaur
and a giant marine reptile!
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Oh. Nice move, bird-brain!
Get them!
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And so this 20-episode series
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of Dinosaur Traitors ends
after just one episode.
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Does this mean I won?
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Oh! Get in there!
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Ooh! What shall I do with the money?
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I'd suggest something quick.
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CLUCKING
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So, guess what -
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I share about 84%
of my DNA with humans.
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Well, they also run around
chasing balls,
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and their pumps smell awful, so...
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Does this mean they'll
let me drive the car?
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No! DNA is just
the code in your cells
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that tells your body
what it should look like.
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How many legs it should have,
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what colour your eyes are,
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how long your tail is...
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DOG FARTS
And how smelly your pumps are?
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CAT RETCHES
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A bit, but that's more
to do with what you ate.
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Ohhh!
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Funny. I don't remember eating eggs.
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Ooh! Is it hide and seek?
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Hello?
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When police detective Loofah
is on the case,
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he'll do anything
to solve the crime,
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as long as he's had his coffee.
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We've had a breakthrough
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in the bank job case.
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There was a hair found at the scene
that contains DNA,
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the special chemical
that carries our genes.
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{\an8}Jeans? I'm a suit man, boss.
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{\an8}And if I could get away with it,
I wouldn't wear trousers at all.
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No! If we can find a 100% match
for that genetic code,
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we've caught our criminal.
Yeah.
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They won't know what hit 'em.
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Someone get me a coffee.
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And maybe some cake!
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Right. You've got some
explaining to do, sunshine.
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Now, why did we find
a 50% match to you
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in the genes in the hair
at the bank robbery?
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Why are we talking to a banana?
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{\an8}I thought we were looking
for a human suspect.
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{\an8}Bananas are a 50%
genetic match to humans.
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{\an8}Well, give me a better
suspect than a banana.
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{\an8}And, while you're at it,
get me a coffee, will ya?
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We've found a better genetic match.
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He's a slippery little character,
but we caught him in our net.
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{\an8}It's a zebra fish.
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{\an8}And a 70% match to the genetic
material we found at the bank.
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{\an8}What sort of bank was it?
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{\an8}Was it a river bank?
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{\an8}And get me a...
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{\an8}Nice.
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{\an8}You're learning.
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{\an8}But get me a better suspect!
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A 96% match to the human
genetic material this time.
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I think we're onto something here.
He seems like a wrong 'un.
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Every question we ask,
he just laughs. Oh, does he?
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{\an8}Right! What?!
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{\an8}SCREECHING
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{\an8}That - that is a chimpanzee,
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{\an8}and he's eaten one of
the other suspects!
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{\an8}Next time,
I want a 100% match or nothing,
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{\an8}and get me a herbal tea!
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{\an8}Really? No, I want a coffee!
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CHIMPANZEE LAUGHS
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Right. And you're sure
it's a 100% match this time?
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100%.
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And we're not talking
about the daffs. Correct.
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{\an8}Although they are a 35% match,
so we might want to...
331
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{\an8}Yes, yes. This man
is a 100% genetic match.
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{\an8}He must be the bank robber. Right.
333
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{\an8}You're under arrest.
334
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,200
{\an8}OK. I'd better call
my identical twin brother.
335
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Uh-oh. What is it?
336
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Identical twins have the same genes.
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There's no way of knowing
which one did the crime.
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If that's the case,
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you - you're under arrest!
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Right. At least the daffs
can't deny it. Right.
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Make me a coffee and get me
a biscuit as well, would ya?
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May I have biscuit, please? No.
343
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I am Sir Isaac Newton,
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I'm at something
called a theme park,
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and this is Science At Speed!
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Come on, let's hit this
roller-coach-ster
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and see what these horses can do.
348
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Whoop-ah!
349
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Yeah, there aren't any horses.
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Sorry, what?
351
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Today on Science At Speed -
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human biology, and I shall
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be answering the question,
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what does the skeleton even do?
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00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,760
O...K! That's awfully high, isn't it?
356
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,240
Now, the human skeleton
gives our bodies shape,
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and holds and supports
the whole body together
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so that we don't collapse
in one big giant heap...
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00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,200
Whoa!
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SHRIEKING
361
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YELLING: Your skeleton
is made of bones...
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..and grows as we grow!
363
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Ahhh!
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It protects our vital organs!
365
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,800
I need protecting now!
366
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,280
Ahhh!
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For example,
the skull protects the brain!
368
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And the ribs protect the heart...!
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The skeleton's bones work
with the muscles...
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..to allow our bodies to move.
371
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,440
{\an8}Ahhh!
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{\an8}Stop spinning!
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I'm spinning!
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00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:15,120
Ahhh! The bones are living tissue
and they make blood cells...
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{\an8}..which travel around the body.
376
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,520
I think I've wet myself.
377
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,080
PARP
378
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,200
I don't care if it takes 20 years,
379
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,240
we're going to get someone on Mars.
380
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,000
Director, there's someone here
381
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,800
who wants to talk to
the "Nasa big cheese".
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00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,600
It's about the moon expeditions.
383
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,440
The Apollo missions
from 50 years ago? Mm.
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00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,960
Who cares about all of that now?
385
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,360
I'll tell you who! Oh, no.
386
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,920
Me?
387
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,240
It's the moon, General.
Yeah, she knows who I am.
388
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,200
It's OK, Leslie. Goodbye, Leslie.
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00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,840
Don't let the door hit you on the
dark side on the way out, Leslie.
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00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,920
So, how have you been?
391
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,120
Like...you...care.
392
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,800
Oh, hey. Don't be like that.
393
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,680
I'm sorry. We wanted to come back.
But you didn't.
394
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,840
You ghosted me. It's been 50 years!
395
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,320
We've just been busy,
396
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,480
what with the space shuttles
and International Space Station.
397
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,440
Moon missions are very expensive.
398
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,000
Oh! So it's about money.
399
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,840
No... I'm not worth it!
400
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,080
That is not what I...
We sent unmanned missions.
401
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,120
Everyone sent unmanned missions!
402
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,000
Even Luxembourg sent one.
403
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,880
Do you know how long it took me
to work out whose flag that was?
404
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,240
Anyway, I just came
to return your stuff.
405
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,880
I'm sorry. What stuff?
406
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,000
The stuff your astronauts
left behind on my surface
407
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,280
when they flew away.
408
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:49,320
Let's see. Oh, two golf balls.
409
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,960
{\an8}And here's your hammer and feather.
410
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,240
{\an8}Oh. That was a gravity experiment.
411
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,120
Oh, it was so fun.
Do you remember...? No!
412
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,520
Don't try and remind me
of the good times.
413
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,960
Why did you leave
those things with me?
414
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,560
Because the landing craft
had to be as light as possible
415
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,920
for the take-off to Earth,
416
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,520
so the astronauts leave everything
they don't need behind.
417
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,520
Oh! So...
418
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:19,760
I suppose you didn't need
these 96 bags of...
419
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,640
Well, I don't know what this is,
but it stinks.
420
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,040
Well, astronauts have to
go to the toilet,
421
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,240
and we didn't need
to bring all that back, so...
422
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,680
You left me 96 bags of poo?!
423
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,480
{\an8}There's wee and vomit
in there, too. Oh!
424
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,760
Way to make me feel really special.
425
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,440
Why is there a picture
of Mars on your wall?
426
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,760
Oh, that?
427
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,440
Nothing has happened...yet.
428
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,800
Oh, you can't be
bothered to visit me,
429
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:51,520
but now you want traipse 600 times
further to visit that ugly red lump.
430
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,960
Nothing's settled.
431
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,400
We're just talking...
432
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,440
..and building rockets. Oh!
433
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,080
Oh! Oh, no.
434
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,400
I can feel a stress crater forming.
435
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,040
Oh, gosh. That is not
actually how that happens.
436
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,480
It's a meteor impact.
437
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,320
Hmph! Look, we have a programme
planned to send people back to you
438
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,640
in the next year or so.
439
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,560
It's called Artemis III.
440
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,160
Oh, so I can look forward
to more bags of poo?
441
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,480
We might as well call it
Fartemis Number Two.
442
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,120
Oh, come on now.
443
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,520
Right. That's it.
444
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,200
Take a good look because
this is the last time
445
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,800
you're going to get to see this,
so...bye-bye!
446
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Except for every time
I look at the sky at night.
447
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800
Yes, apart from that.
448
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,880
Moon out.
449
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,480
Clean up, Leslie.
This place is a mess.
450
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,120
Four strangers and one dinner party
that's out of this world -
451
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welcome to
Scientific Come Feast With Me!
452
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,920
First host is Sophia
at her current home,
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the International Space Station.
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LOUD THUD
455
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,880
Oh! Looks like the guests
are arriving. We have lift-off.
456
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,280
Yay! Was it easy to find the place?
457
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,560
Well, if you call getting blasted
into space at 17,800 mph easy,
458
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,040
then yeah, sure.
459
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,280
It cost me $100 million to get here.
460
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,520
I kept the receipt.
We get that back, right?
461
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,960
Absolutely not.
462
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,440
The views are amazing.
Yeah, that's Earth!
463
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,680
That's Earth? Yeah. No!
464
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,640
Going to be tough
to compete with this.
465
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,440
Hope she likes
a party with no atmosphere.
466
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,280
What a lovely home!
Yeah, it's, um...cosy.
467
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,320
Couldn't think of a nice way
to say cramped and poky.
468
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,680
It might be cramped,
469
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,960
but there's plenty of space!
470
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,800
Boop, boop, this astronaut
is reversing. Ha-ha!
471
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,440
It's nice to have someone
to do that joke for, really.
472
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,040
{\an8}Oh, I never have guests.
473
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,160
{\an8}I'm dizzy with excitement.
474
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,160
{\an8}Or that could be the weightlessness.
475
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,360
{\an8}Does make you feel
quite sick. Great!
476
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,360
{\an8}So, with everyone feeling quite
sick, it's time for dinner.
477
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,200
OK, so we can start
with freeze dried soup.
478
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,320
OK.
479
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,520
And then...freeze dried lasagne.
480
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,440
I bet they're glad
they made the trip for this.
481
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,040
And a special surprise dessert.
482
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,720
Looks like it's not the stellar
experience they were hoping for.
483
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,600
So you've not made
any of this from scratch?
484
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,720
{\an8}Oh, no. You can't really
cook in space.
485
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,480
{\an8}Technically,
that's cheating, Sophia,
486
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,200
{\an8}but it's not like
anyone can walk out.
487
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,840
HE SNEEZES
488
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,840
Oh!
489
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,400
Yes, they can see
the whole Earth out of the window,
490
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,480
but they'd rather watch
flying space flob.
491
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,000
It's like I've got hay fever
for the first time in my life,
492
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,360
and I can't taste anything. Mm.
493
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,880
That'll be the weightlessness.
494
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,920
{\an8}Your snot floats around your head
and blocks up your nose.
495
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,440
{\an8}Try covering everything
in salt and pepper.
496
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,640
That's what I do.
497
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,160
Wait, they're liquids?
498
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,280
Here we go. Three, two, one,
squeeze a little...
499
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,840
Well, that's his eyeball
nicely seasoned.
500
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,360
Sorry about that. Ha-ha.
501
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,680
Brian's not laughing.
502
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,920
Oh! Toilet time.
503
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,520
Not easy in space,
with a camera crew...and Sophia.
504
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,680
Oh, no. I'm fine in here on my own,
thank you.
505
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,600
He's not.
No, I have to strap you in.
506
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,160
We all have to do it.
507
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,320
You don't want to be floating around
the room while you...
508
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,760
No, I certainly don't. Here we go.
509
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,520
Actually, might be best
if I just hold you down.
510
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,720
Well, this couldn't be
any more embarrassing.
511
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,240
HE FARTS
512
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,240
Oh!
513
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,560
Boy, was I wrong.
514
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,160
Do you think everyone's
having a nice time?
515
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,640
Please don't speak to me.
516
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,760
Why are you filming this?
517
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,760
PARP
518
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,920
Yes, there was a floater.
519
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,800
You're in space, Andrew. You've
got to expect some dark matter.
520
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,840
Meanwhile, Sophia's other guests
are enjoying after dinner drinks.
521
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,440
The water's very clear.
522
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,840
Yeah, well, it's been through
a lot of filters
523
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,520
since it was in the space toilet.
Ooh!
524
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,880
Oh, it's like a fountain.
525
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,360
Well, after that revelation...
526
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,800
Please don't do that again.
527
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,920
..let's see if the scores bring
Sophia back down to Earth.
528
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,920
I love recycling.
Oh, that's nice, Carol.
529
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,640
SHE FARTS
530
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,640
Oop!
531
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,400
Bye! Yeah, that was less nice.
532
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,880
Zero.
533
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,240
Much like the gravity.
534
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,480
Oh, that shuttle journey home
is going to be a long one.
535
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,200
Next time,
it's Carol's turn to host.
536
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,440
All right? How are you?
537
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,880
CAT YOWLS
538
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,640
I haven't been on Earth
for over a year,
539
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,440
so I'm still not really
used to the gravity.
540
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,320
{\an8}Clearly! Yeah. I'm sure
I'll remember how it works.
541
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,760
Oh, I love looking at the sky.
542
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,760
There is so much to see up there.
543
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,920
There's moons orbiting planets,
544
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,960
planets orbiting stars,
545
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,840
and the stars grouped
together into galaxies,
546
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,080
and all of it,
the galaxies and everything,
547
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,120
making up the entire universe!
548
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,720
But tell me,
how did the universe begin?
549
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,000
Was it A - a massive space cat
called Galactic Fred
550
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,760
who coughed it up?
551
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:19,400
Was it B - a huge explosion
called the Big Bang?
552
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,040
Or was it C - painted by aliens?
553
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,680
Have a think.
554
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,760
Aliens, cat or bang?
555
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,400
Yes, the answer is B!
556
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,920
It was created by a huge explosion
that scientists call the Big Bang.
557
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,960
Although, to be fair,
558
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,040
those space cats are huge,
aren't they?
559
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,280
BOOMING MEOW
560
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,280
Easy, Fred! Easy!
561
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,680
Has anyone got a huge glass of milk?
562
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,000
Stop it!
563
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
564
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,160
I'm going to tell you a story of
a little place called the universe,
565
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,200
and it all began with a Big Bang.
566
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,280
Well, it wasn't really
a Big Bang. It was...
567
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,760
An infinitely dense point of light
568
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,280
Hot particles and energy
are packed in tight
569
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,840
Suddenly inflates
like a big balloon
570
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,760
Faster than the speed of light
571
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,280
The universe grew and grew
572
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,120
The universe is slowing down
It starts to cool
573
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,640
Making hydrogen
from subatomic particles
574
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,240
Strong nuclear forces
and gravity
575
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,720
Started pulling them together
576
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,400
Creating the stars and galaxies
577
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,320
Don't you know, it's expanding?
578
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,040
Big Bang set it free
579
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,320
Starting from a single point
580
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,480
{\an8}We call a singularity
581
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,080
{\an8}It's expanding
582
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,600
And it's looking fine
583
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,560
Releasing all the pieces
of the cosmos
584
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,000
{\an8}Making space and time
585
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,400
{\an8}It's expanding
586
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,400
{\an8}Yeah, yeah, yeah
587
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,800
{\an8}It's expanding
588
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,880
{\an8}Yeah, yeah, yeah
589
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,000
Expansion of the universe
is far from done
590
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,800
The Milky Way
the solar system and our sun
591
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,520
The Earth gets shaped
from gas and dust
592
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,680
And water appears on the surface
all over its solid crust
593
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,720
Life emerges from the ancient goo
594
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,760
Single cells and dinosaurs
and mammals, too
595
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,240
Evolution gives us the human race
596
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,960
Who turn their eyes up to
the stars and start to study space
597
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,760
And they see it's expanding
598
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,640
And it's going fast
599
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,360
Quicker than it did before
600
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,400
Quicker than the first big blast
601
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
It's expanding
602
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,760
And it's looking fine
603
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,120
Yeah, the cosmos getting bigger
604
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,760
Growing all the time
605
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,880
It's expanding
Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
606
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,640
And it's been going for
more than 13 billion years!
607
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,400
It's expanding
Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
608
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,800
And it could go on forever!
609
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,080
It's expanding
Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
610
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,720
A bit like the chorus
of this song, actually.
611
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,040
It's expanding... #
612
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,000
Come on!
Let's finish with a Big Bang!
613
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,800
A one, a two, a three...
614
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,280
Er, are you OK?
615
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,480
Yeah.
616
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,800
Still standing.
617
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,880
Please! No!
618
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,520
THEY LAUGH
619
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,880
Can't remember what I say next...
620
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,440
And, cue!
621
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,200
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said "thank you".
622
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,880
Weird and gross stuff
you now know
623
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:37,120
Hope you enjoyed
the Horrible Science show! #
624
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:41,720
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