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Deadly dinos, laser beams,
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Putrid plants, cool machines,
potty planets
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Moody moods, strange sights
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Big boom, experiments
that make you hurl
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Visitors from other worlds
Earth's core
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Stinky space, the future of
the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics
We do that
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Quantum gravity
What's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
the Horrible Science Show! #
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Blood, Bones and Body Bits.
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This summer,
Horribly Scientific Movies
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presents Mary Ploppins,
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a guaranteed number two
at the box office.
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Good day. May I help you? No.
But perhaps I can help you.
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Come on, spit-spot. Now, when was
the last time you did a poo?
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What?!
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That is not normally information
I would share with
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a complete stran...
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FLATULENCE
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About three days ago.
I am a digestion expert,
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so you may relax.
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FLATULENCE
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Not that much. Sorry.
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{\an8}We'll start by adding plant fibre
to your meals.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. What?
Allow me to explain.
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For every excretion
to reach its completion
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Some bulk must be added,
your poop must be padded
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And fibre does the trick
to make your visits quick... #
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Are you selling something?
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You see, a mouth full of fibre
helps the sausages come out
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The sausages come out
The sausages come out
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Yes, a mouth full of fibre helps
the sausages come out
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Then you wipe and flush away! #
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She's the nanny with
the guts to get into the details.
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Each of us has thousands of types
of bacteria in our bowels
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that help break down our food
and keep our guts healthy.
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I love gut bacterium, Mary Ploppins.
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The bacteria also produces gases,
which have to find their way
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out somehow.
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FLATULENCE
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They're...
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Show your bowel is working well
and soon you'll need some bog roll
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If you smell one wafting past you,
well done to the whole world... #
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Stop!
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I have to draw the line somewhere.
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She's just what this family needs.
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But like that dodgy burger you had
for lunch,
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she's just passing through.
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I'm sorry, but I really must
ask you to leave.
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Do you mind if I use
the little nanny's room before I go?
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Fine, but be quick about it.
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TOILET FLUSHES
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Urgh!
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Cor, blimey, Mary Ploppins.
Done a right pen and ink in there.
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You might want to open a window.
Good heavens,
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there's two of them.
You're just in time, Squirt.
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Squirt? Yeah.
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My friend Squirt here is an expert
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in how you get your plops out
of your body.
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I know all the doo-doo's
and all the don't-don'ts.
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Gravity will help the plops migrate
down south,
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but it's the muscles
in the intestines that do a lot of
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the work
helping chivvy your poops along.
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This is turning out to be
a rather strange day.
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She may yank your chain
once in a while,
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but everyone goes more smoothly
when Mary Ploppins pays a visit.
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Well, I must say, Mary Ploppins,
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thanks to you
and your strange friend here,
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my poos are as regular as clockwork.
Me, too, Dad.
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Just like a timber merchant,
I've got logs to deliver.
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Why don't we all go together?
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Let's go to the bog
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We'll all drop a log
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Let's go to the bog
and do our business... #
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{\an8}Yes, drop a couple of kids off
at the cinema this summer
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{\an8}for Mary Ploppins: The Musical.
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Oh, let's all go to the bog! #
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It's bound to make a splash.
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FLATULENCE
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Oh, sorry. I'll only be quick!
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Madam President!
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Oh, sorry! Madam President!
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I listen to Taylor Swift
all the...
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Chief Scientist Cartwright,
what is it?
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I'm giving an interview
to Weekly News Online.
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It's about your most
recent health results.
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Is something wrong? We've discovered
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a build-up of a substance
in your stomach.
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It's highly corrosive
and can destroy things.
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Corrosive? Yeah,
it can burn through things.
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It's as powerful
as hydrochloric acid,
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which can dissolve metal.
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And if it comes in contact
with human flesh,
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it can eat right through it.
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You found a build-up of that
inside of me?
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Yeah. I'm not sure how much.
Whoa! A substantial amount.
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If I know anything about you,
Madam President,
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is that you will face this
with maturity, grace,
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and a sense of calm. I'M DOOMED!
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Oh, my gosh. I'm going to die!
I need to confess!
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Madam President... No!
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If this is how I'm going to end,
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I need to get some things off
of my chest.
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Madam President... Here I go.
I did not write my autobiography.
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I just got a copy of Taylor Swift's
and I changed the names. Oh!
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WHISPERING: Madam President.
Shh!
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Last month, I caused an
international incident by eating
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the Prime Minister of
Great Britain's sandwich,
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and I blamed it on
the King of Spain. Madam President!
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It was a cheese and pickle sandwich.
What was I supposed to do?
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I love cheese and pickle.
Also, I have
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been playing online Scrabble
with the President of China,
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and I admit it has got out of hand.
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If I don't find a word using
the letters X, Y, J and Z,
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I'm going to lose and we have
to give him New York City.
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Madam President! No, Scientist
Cartwright, let me confess.
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I'm a dying woman.
No, you're not a dying woman.
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You've just got a little too much
stomach acid.
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Stomach acid? What? You said it was
a highly corrosive substance.
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It's highly corrosive.
It has to be, to digest the food.
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But how come this stomach acid
is not burning through my stomach?
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Oh, that's a great question.
Well, there's a strong lining
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in our stomachs,
and it's covered in mucus,
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which acts as
a protective layer against the acid.
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See? It's dry!
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So you're telling me
I'm going to be fine?
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Yeah. Sorry. I probably should have
started with that, shouldn't I?
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You think? Anyway,
back to this piece on me.
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Hello, NewsDesk.
So the headline is,
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"Scrabbling President,
who posed as Taylor Swift,
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"in a pickle with UK and Spain."
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Have you got that? Oh! Oh, look,
there's Taylor Swift right now.
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What? Where? Yoink!
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I can still see you.
Can you see me now?
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Miss Swift? Yes, I can.
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You humans have acid
in your stomachs?
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Urgh! That is SO weird.
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We have purple caterpillars
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in our tummies that chew up
our food.
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That's much more normal.
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And it means we burp butterflies.
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BELCHING
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Ah. Farewell, my friend.
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It wasn't always that way.
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We used to use our second stomachs
to break the food down.
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But since the caterpillars
got involved, we don't need it.
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I wonder if you humans have any bits
that you don't need any more? Hmm?
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Ain't going to lie, babe,
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those wings ain't doing nothing
for ya!
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Oh, come on, when was the last time
you flew anywhere?
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You're an ostrich! What am I like?
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Today, I've come to Southampton
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to help David say goodbye
to some long, unused things.
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{\an8}You've got a lot of tat, in't ya?
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Do you think this will have
to go, then?
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Oh, I don't care about
your boxes, babe.
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It's your bits I'm talking about.
What bits?
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{\an8}Us humans evolved from an animal
which was much more ape-like, right?
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{\an8}And we've still got some of
them bits we had back then.
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My body's got ape bits? Sort of.
But you ain't using them no more.
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{\an8}They're called vestigial remains.
Veggie what now?
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{\an8}Vestigial remains!
Body clutter. Oh.
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{\an8}For a start, you've got
an extra muscle
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{\an8}linking your wrist to your elbow,
but you ain't using it no more.
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{\an8}It don't make your arm no stronger.
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It's to help you hang from trees
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when your ancestors
was more like apes.
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Ooh! A connection to the distant
past. Gives me goose bumps.
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They're another one, actually. Oh?
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They're leftovers from
when we had fur.
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{\an8}Goose bumps make fur stand on end
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{\an8}when you feel threatened
so you look bigger.
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{\an8}Lots of animals still use it today.
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{\an8}You need to sort your bits out!
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{\an8}GRUNTING
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What are you doing? I'm just
trying out that hanging muscle.
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It works! It swings! Oh, babe,
we need to talk about your tail.
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What? I haven't got a tail. Oh!
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CLATTERING AND CAT YOWLS
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What's he like? Well, no,
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but you had one
when you was in the womb.
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{\an8}We all did. And you've still got
the bone it's connected to
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{\an8}even now. I've got a tail bone.
What?
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{\an8}Yeah. Right there.
It's called the coccyx,
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{\an8}and it's left over from when our
ancestors were more like monkeys.
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So how am I going to get rid
of these vegetable trains?
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Vestigial remains. You can't, babe,
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but they'll probably disappear over
the next million years or so
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if our descendants don't use them.
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Right. So I'll just carry on
as normal, then. Yeah.
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I thought you were going to make me
tidy my house.
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Oh, you definitely need
to do that, babe.
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It's like a jumble sale in here!
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CLATTERING
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Ow!
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{\an8}Next week on
Sort Your Bits Out,
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{\an8}I've got some strong words
for a boa constrictor.
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{\an8}We all like a cuddle, babe,
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{\an8}but it don't change the fact
that them leg nubbins
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{\an8}are left over from when
you was a lizard.
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You need to sort your bits out.
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What am I like?!
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Nasty Nature.
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Yes. It's me, Dr Big Brain.
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Just doing my thing
and hatching evil new plans.
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Now, when I asked Julie here
to suggest ways
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to power my new radioactive
disintegrator beam,
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which suggestion of hers
wasn't completely ridiculous?
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Was it to power the beam using
A, goldfish,
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B, caterpillars,
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or C, bananas?
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So what do you think?
Think it's goldfish?
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Yeah? Maybe.
Swimming up a little storm.
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Or maybe it's caterpillars
using creepy crawly power.
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Yes? No! You're wrong!
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The answer's C, bananas.
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Bananas are actually radioactive
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because they contain lots
of potassium,
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and a tiny amount of all potassium
is radioactive.
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Who knew? So get peeling, Julie,
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and let's power up
that disintegrator.
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Ooh! Er... The thing is, though,
Dr Big Brain,
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bananas are actually only
a tiny bit radioactive.
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Like, hardly at all.
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So...they're actually
completely harmless.
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In fact, you'd have to eat about
1,000 bananas in one go
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just to get the same amount
of radiation you'd get from
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an X-ray in a hospital. What?
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So how many bananas do we need
to power my disintegrator beam?
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318 billion.
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And how many bananas have we got
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in the fruit bowl
in the Evil Lairs kitchen?
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About eight.
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Take a walk with me, Julie.
Don't worry. I'm not cross.
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I just need to show somebody
my new machine
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that turns people into cobwebs.
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Ooh. Yes, it's really
quite remarkable.
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JULIE SHRIEKS
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Oh. Bananas.
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Mmm! They may not
power disintegrator beams,
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but they're still very tasty.
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Stinky Space.
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FLATULENCE
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Whoosh!
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Director! Out of my way,
Leslie! I'm so sorry.
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He barged his way in!
Shall I call security?
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Shall I call the fashion police?
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Because you've been wearing
the same clothes for a decade.
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It's called business casual.
OK, stop.
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Moon, what is all this about?
I've come to book some time off.
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Oh. Wait. You want a vacation? Yeah.
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I've been orbiting the Earth
for 4.5 billion years,
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ever since I was formed
from bits of debris
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after something collided
with the Earth.
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I don't know what!
I was a baby.
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Anyway, bye-bye, Earth.
I'm off travelling. See ya.
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No, you can't go travelling.
You orbit a planet.
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That's what moons do.
OK, hear me out.
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Normally, I take 27 days
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and about seven hours
to orbit the Earth.
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Right? Are you watching? Yes.
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{\an8}And the Earth takes around 365 days
and six hours to orbit the sun.
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We're stuck that way.
What is your point?
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What if I was to orbit faster?
Faster, yeah, faster, faster.
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Yeah? So I reckon I could do it
in about 21 days,
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which would give me six spare days.
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I mean, did someone say
weekends off? OK. Yeah.
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Stop that, Leslie.
Yes, please, Leslie.
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Look, you can't have weekends off.
You can't go on vacation.
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You just can't leave. You are stuck
in the Earth's gravitational pull.
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It has been like that
for billions of years.
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Yeah, it feels so much longer.
Did you know,
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that because the way that I rotate
as I'm orbiting the Earth,
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it's always been the same half of me
that's facing you?
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I mean, I've had the same view
for billions of years,
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which I realise is not a disaster
for you guys
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because you get to look
at all of this.
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Moon, I can't help you.
This meeting is over.
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Leslie, show him the door.
I know, I know the way out.
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Oh, you've got a picture of me.
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That's why you don't want me
to leave.
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I'll sign it.
Leslie, write this down.
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"Dear Leslie, buy new clothes."
Bye!
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It's work wear. Whatever!
I look good.
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Einstein's Reaction Vids!
Smash that like button,
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like it's ein particle accelerator.
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It's your boy Einstein,
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back for another
science reaction vid.
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Woo! Space.
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{\an8}AH! It's Tim Peake, the astronaut.
Oh, we love you, Tim!
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Tim! He can't hear me.
It's a video. Tim Fail!
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They are on
the International Space Station,
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and... Whoa! Front flip alert!
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In space, there is no up or down.
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Everything is floating everywhere.
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Even the astronauts.
They float like bubbles,
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but made of people.
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So I wanted to do
a quick check today
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and just see if I can
make myself dizzy.
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00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,240
Oh, wow. They turned up
wearing the same clothes.
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Embarrassing! Just go into a ball
and start spinning.
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00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,840
Wow! Go, Tim!
That man is stirring him.
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Whoa! Man, he is really spinning.
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00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,160
He is like ein sock
in ein washing machine.
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Let's go for it. That's good.
It's kind of hypnotic.
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Whoa!
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Anyway, there are special organs
filled with fluid in our inner ears
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that sense our head movement
and can make us feel dizzy.
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And that can mean...
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But in space,
the fluid inside their ears floats.
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So when they arrive on the ISS,
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they get mixed signals all the time,
confusing their brains.
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But eventually,
the astronaut brains learn
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to ignore these mixed-up signals
and they don't feel as sick.
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He's still going.
Tim, Tim, Tim!
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That's cool.
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Yeah, that's really fast.
And he's still going.
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00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,160
OK. Everybody knows
that one guy at a party,
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it's like, "We get it.
You've got a party trick."
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Mine's dancing. Ja?
It's not making me feel ill at all.
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Whoa! Speak for yourself, Space Boy.
OK.
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00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,520
Ooh! Thank goodness.
He is nicht moving like
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ein Catherine wheel any more.
So definitely felt dizzy initially.
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And now it's gone.
I'm glad you are feeling better,
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Mr Tim Peake, Spaceman. Oh!
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OK. Thanks for watching
Albert Einstein.
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That was ein great video.
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That definitely didn't
make me feel sick at all.
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Oh. Entschuldigung.
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VOMITING
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Don't forget to like
and subscribe...
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VOMITING
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Fatal Forces.
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Magnets are amazing.
Check this out! Look at that.
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The submarine just came right to me
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because magnets can
attract certain metals.
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It's called magnetism.
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Brilliant, hey?
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Makes my life much easier.
Dinner time!
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Oh, a bit chewy!
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For some, love comes easy.
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But for others, it can take time
to find the perfect match.
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When we first met Lilah,
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she wanted to attract someone
in a different way.
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So she turned herself into
a giant magnet.
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Did she really do that?
Yeah. It wasn't good.
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On her previous scientific
first date,
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Lilah learned that magnets do indeed
have an invisible force
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of attraction. Just not in the way
she was hoping for.
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Ah!
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00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,560
Ow.
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00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,040
Shall we sit down?
I don't think I can.
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00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,760
I've got a fork stuck in me bum.
357
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,840
That date was short
and uncomfortable
358
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,440
in several different ways,
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00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,800
but Lilah is back
for another scientific first date.
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00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,080
I'll be honest, I regret becoming
a human magnet.
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00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,080
It turns out really strong magnets
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00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,760
can wipe all the information
off of your computer.
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00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,960
And that's not made me popular
at work.
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00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,400
And there's a surprise waiting
for Lilah,
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00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,320
as her date Steve
is also a human magnet.
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00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,120
Oh!
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00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,120
THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY
368
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,320
Oh!
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00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,160
What's going on? Oh, magnets have
north and south poles,
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and if you've got two magnets,
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00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,760
then the north end of one attracts
the south end of the other.
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00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,000
But if the two ends are the same,
then they repel each other.
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00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,360
I mean, what are the chances
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00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,320
that I finally meet someone else
who's been magnetised, too?
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00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,520
Come on, don't be shy.
376
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,080
And it turns out he's charged
the same way round as I am.
377
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,560
Ah! Ah!
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00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,520
Our heads are constantly
pushing away from each other,
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00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,800
but my head is really attracted
to his feet.
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00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,320
They really smell.
381
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,000
Like, it's never going to work,
is it?
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00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,320
CLANGING
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00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:23,200
Oh. Excuse me, sorry?
I think this might be an iron stool.
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00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,640
Iron's actually a metal that magnets
are attracted to really strongly.
385
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,360
Don't worry about it.
I'll just take this with me.
386
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,560
That's fine.
387
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,080
Don't mind me. Shall I
take your order? Yes, please.
388
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,320
Can I have the melon? Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that.
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00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,880
I'm a magnet. I'm sorry, too.
390
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,520
I thought my watch
was made of silver,
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00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,080
but silver is a nonmagnetic metal,
so it must be fake.
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00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,680
OK. Ah, ah!
393
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,160
Whoa! Oh, metal shelves.
394
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,440
It's been a short, difficult date,
395
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,000
and our lovebirds are ready
to call it a night.
396
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,480
I'm sorry about all this.
397
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,600
So, do you think
you'll see each other again?
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00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,560
I don't think so. I mean,
we can't even get near each other.
399
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,720
Yeah, but it's not been
a totally wasted evening
400
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,440
because my mum's going to meet Fred.
401
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,280
Come on, Fred,
let's get out of here.
402
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,960
Oh! You're going to love my mum.
403
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,160
Ah! Home at last.
404
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,320
GROWLING
405
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,760
No! My keys!
406
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,200
Oh, you're kidding me!
407
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,600
Oh, that was definitely your fault.
408
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,280
How am I going to get them out?
409
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,280
With magnets!
410
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,240
You what? I'm Science Lady...
411
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,800
..your friendly neighbourhood
physicist.
412
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,440
I'm sorry. What? A magnet works
when the structure of atoms
413
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,440
in a metal line up and point
in one direction,
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00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,520
making them pull other metals
towards them.
415
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,400
So all I have to do
416
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,120
is poke my magnet through the grate,
417
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,520
and the keys will stick to...
418
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,840
Oops, sorry. Stuck to the grate.
419
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,160
I might just call the drain people.
420
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,720
It's fine! All I need
is a smaller magnet,
421
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,280
and that is no problem
for Science Lady.
422
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,600
I'm sorry. What are you doing?
Ta-da!
423
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,400
In my hand is
the smallest magnet ever made -
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00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,640
a single atom of holmium.
425
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,480
{\an8}Aha! That's gone through the grate
426
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,480
{\an8}and it's not picking up the keys.
427
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,400
Maybe it's a bit too small?
You're right.
428
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,200
The smaller the magnet,
the weaker the force.
429
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,120
We're going to need
a bigger magnet.
430
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,960
WHISTLING
431
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,000
What is going...? Who! This is
the biggest electromagnet ever made.
432
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,960
Not this. This is a remote control.
433
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,240
You can turn electromagnets
on and off.
434
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,680
They use them
in junkyards to lift cars.
435
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:51,320
And this one is 100 times
more powerful than one of those.
436
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,200
Are you sure it's
not too power-FUL?!
437
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,960
Oh! That's not good. Whoa!
438
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,040
Turn it off!
439
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,680
But I can't reach the remote.
440
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,000
SIREN WAILS
441
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,000
Maybe the police can help.
442
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,240
Or maybe not.
443
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,680
Aha! It worked.
We've found your keys.
444
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,920
Whoa!
445
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,440
Huh? Guess you weren't the only
person to drop your keys down there.
446
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:31,840
How am I supposed to open my door
when I'm stuck to this magnet?
447
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,280
WEAKLY: Door's open.
No need to thank me.
448
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,120
I'm Science Lady.
449
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,320
This is the worst day ever.
450
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,240
You humans use magnets all the time.
They're in your computers,
451
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,640
your phones, your music speakers.
452
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,600
There are even some in your fridge
keeping the door shut.
453
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,000
We don't have anything like that
here on Quark.
454
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,440
Oh, no. But we do have magnets
in our tails.
455
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,640
It makes it easy to call us home
when it's dinner time.
456
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,200
Food's on the table! Oh!
457
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,600
Grub's up!
458
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,080
Hey. I thought we was meeting up.
Why are you still working?
459
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,800
Sorry, I'm just finishing up
this scientific research.
460
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,320
I don't know why you bother.
461
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,440
It's not like any of this stuff
is any use in real life.
462
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,640
Are you kidding?
463
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,160
You're using science every hour
of every day of your life.
464
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,120
I think I'd know if I was.
Oh, really? Hit it!
465
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,400
How long has this been back here?
466
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,520
Baby, you know, when you turn on
the lights
467
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,920
Whether they're dim or bright,
when you turn them on
468
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,040
Science going on,
happening all the time
469
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,440
When you turn on your tunes,
make your camera zoom
470
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,720
Find the right street,
touching your screen
471
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,480
Science makes it come true
472
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,040
Cos lots that we do
has been improved
473
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,160
By thinking it through
474
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,720
Every day in lots of ways,
we use science, too
475
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:11,480
Give three cheers
for these science ideas!
476
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,880
We use
477
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,200
Science
Science every day
478
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,960
It's not just for learning
479
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,200
You use it in lots of
different ways
480
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,480
You use
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00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,160
Science
Science every day
482
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,480
When you turn the hairdryer on
and feel those sweet heatwaves
483
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,800
You know that
when you are gaming online
484
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,160
When you look at the time,
using your remote
485
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,400
That's been thought about,
it is all by design
486
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,560
Cos every process has had
a test to check that it works
487
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,080
Let's give a cheer for these ideas
and all the perks
488
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,560
Let's say thanks,
let's say thanks,
489
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,040
Let's say thanks
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00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,280
We use
491
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,840
Science
Science every day
492
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,840
So much stuff you don't notice
is science in the best way
493
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,960
You use
494
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,600
Science
Science every day
495
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,440
If you're sick, you get fixed up
by science
496
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,600
So hooray!
497
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,680
When the car breaks down
Slows you down
498
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,000
Slows you down
499
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,760
When the cake bakes
500
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,240
I watch it rise, I watch it rise
501
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,520
Going to space
Ooh!
502
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,160
And when you flush the loo
Urgh!
503
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,080
It's not chance,
it's not chance, it's not chance
504
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,600
We use
Science
505
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,400
Science every day
506
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,760
When you're on an aeroplane
it's designed to keep you safe
507
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,280
You use
Science
508
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,400
Science every day
509
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,480
We're all using science
in all kinds of different ways
510
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,840
When you're brushing
Shiny and clean, shiny and clean
511
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,080
Or messaging
Tap your screen, tap your screen
512
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520
Yeah, let's face it
Ooh!
513
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,040
We should thank scientists
Uh-huh
514
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,120
We use science all the time
We use science every day! #
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00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,080
Squirt? "Yeh." My friend...
516
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,480
Squirt? "Yeh." My...
517
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,040
Don't make that noise!
518
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,200
Squirt? "Yeh."
519
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,520
Mean and gross stuff you now know
520
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,920
Hope you enjoyed
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00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,800
The Horrible Science Show. #
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00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:30,400
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