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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,973 No credit card, no car. 2 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,366 - Um... 3 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:48,766 For the 9:30 crossing to Le Havre, 4 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,378 please make your way to Gate 5 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:54,076 where we will shortly be boarding. 6 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:38,250 - Hello? Where are you? 7 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,601 - Uh, what do you mean? Where are you? 8 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,255 - I'm at the ferry terminal. 9 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:45,649 - Uh, so am I. Where are you? 10 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:49,697 - Uh... right outside, near the entrance for LD Lines. 11 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,263 - Wait. 12 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,048 You're still in Portsmouth? 13 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,355 - Where else would I be? 9.30 ferry. 14 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,095 - Not departing. Arriving. 15 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:59,924 I meant arriving. I'm already across. 16 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,317 - What? 17 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,885 Who does that? "When's history today, 18 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,366 Mr. Mallory?" 00." 19 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:09,107 I mean, really? 20 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,457 - Sorry. You're right. 21 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,284 I should've been more specific. 22 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,462 - You can't keep me hidden forever, Mike. 23 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,552 - I know. But, look, at least this way, 24 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:22,120 car, estate agent... 25 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,122 - $38.30. 26 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,734 - So... when you do arrive, we can head 27 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,823 straight to the cottage. Sound good? 28 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,740 - I guess so. I don't have much of a choice, 29 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,959 now do I? - Great. See you then! Bye. 30 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:38,093 - They have not tools in England for you? 31 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,443 - Yeah, but not the same colour. 32 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,184 Merci. 33 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,318 - Tosser. 34 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,538 9.30 arriving. 35 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:54,065 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. 36 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:59,593 Only car passengers that have vehicles parked on Deck 3... 37 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:06,513 We remind you that smoking is strictly prohibited 38 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,340 on the car deck, 39 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,517 and you must not start your engine 40 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:15,478 until you are told do to so by a crew member. 41 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:19,482 Once again, only car passengers that have vehicles parked 42 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:25,357 on Decks 3 and 4 are requested to proceed to the car deck. 43 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:30,450 Foot passengers, remain seated until further announcements. 44 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,996 - You're kidding me. 45 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,580 - Hey. - Hey. You made it. 46 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,583 - Yeah, finally. After the whole ferry thing. 47 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,280 - Well... 48 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,589 We should be on our way. Everything's all set. 49 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:25,635 - What about a proper kiss? - Time for that at the cottage. 50 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,463 Come on. Let's go. 51 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,425 - Oh! Holy time warp! 52 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,428 Nice. Did you rob a museum? 53 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:39,823 - What? It's vintage. And it runs perfectly well. 54 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,651 Come on. Chop-chop. 55 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:12,464 What's wrong? - What's not wrong? 56 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,511 No "Hi, how are you? Sorry about the mix-up." 57 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,469 Here, I bought you some flowers." 58 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,950 - Well... - I mean... 59 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,996 you didn't even give me a kiss. 60 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,041 - I did so. 61 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,652 - You call that a kiss? 62 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:28,393 I want a proper kiss. You know, a French kiss. 63 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:31,483 We're in France, Mike. 64 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,094 - Well, I... 65 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,486 I don't know. 66 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,750 I saw you in your uniform and panicked. 67 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,579 Bing-bong! Hello! I'm dating a schoolgirl. 68 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,538 - I'm on a "school trip," remember? 69 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,802 Anyway, I thought men liked the whole schoolgirl thing. 70 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,631 - On women who shouldn't be wearing one, yeah. 71 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,764 Not on actual schoolgirls, per se. 72 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,635 - If it's bothering you that much... 73 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,245 - What are you doing? 74 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,813 - What does it look like? I'm having a bath. 75 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,729 - Trish! Watch out! 76 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,298 I'm sorry, alright? I am. 77 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,693 Alright? The rest of the weekend will be perfect. 78 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,651 No more surprises. I promise. 79 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,611 - Good. Because... Hey, what's going on up there? 80 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,789 - Would you get down? - Get down? 81 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,922 Are you serious? I'm not getting down. 82 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,887 God! There was blood all over that wreck! Did you see? 83 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,454 - Really, Trish. I think... there would've been more fanfare 84 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,588 if it was that serious. - Mike! I know what I saw. 85 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,373 - And I know what I saw. It was nothing 86 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,986 - Are you planning on being nice to me at all this weekend? 87 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,604 - What does La Vacherie mean? 88 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,477 - It's a cheese. - Oh. 89 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,010 - Well? 90 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,186 - Oh, Mike! It's lush! 91 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:33,840 Phillip, Christy, darling, so lovely to see you again! 92 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,451 Mike's upstairs reading to the twins. 93 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,061 You make yourself at home. 94 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,585 How about some tea and a jammie dodger? 95 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,979 - So you like it, then? 96 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,938 - Like it? I love it! 97 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:48,158 I never want to leave! - Don't get too attached. 98 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,334 It's only a rental. 99 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,751 - Mike! Mike! 100 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,944 - Oh, what the hey. 101 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,919 - Come on, Mr. Mallory. 102 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,813 Come on, Mr. Mallory. 103 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,562 What was that?! 104 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,259 - I don't know. 105 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,826 - Mike! 106 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,701 Wait. 107 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,225 - What? 108 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,359 - Just in case. 109 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,796 - In case of what? 110 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,408 - I don't know! What if it's a wild animal? 111 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,801 Or a badger! 112 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,847 - Alright. 113 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,198 Hello? 114 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,461 Is anybody there? 115 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,006 The last tenants must've... forgotten to lock up. 116 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,008 - What are those? - What? 117 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,880 - There. They look like footprints. 118 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,795 - Ah! - Are you okay? 119 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,667 - There's broken glass all over the floor. 120 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,452 - You don't think... 121 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,716 someone else is... inside? 122 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,030 - Watch your step. 123 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,299 - Mike. - What? 124 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,263 - Oh, my God! 125 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,744 You don't think he's dead, do you? 126 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:06,487 - He certainly doesn't smell it. - Mike, would you please check? 127 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,750 - Me? - Yes, you. 128 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,348 - Hey. 129 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,567 Wake up. 130 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,700 Wake up. 131 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,920 Wake up! 132 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,705 - Are you trying to kill him? 133 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,142 - Well, I think it's a bit late for that. 134 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,971 Oh, shit! He has a gun! Trish? 135 00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,062 Trish, d'you hear what I said? - Mike. 136 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,585 Look. 137 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,599 How much do you think they're worth? 138 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,950 - Oh, my God. 139 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,952 Louis XVI. 140 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,954 1786. 141 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,610 - They've got to be worth a lot, then. Right? 142 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:30,353 - The gold alone in each coin is probably worth... 143 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,573 close to a thousand pounds. 144 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,575 To say nothing of the historical value. 145 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,359 - A thousand pounds? 146 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,013 What, each? 147 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,798 Oh, my God, Mike. 148 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,932 There's gotta be close to half-a-million pounds there. 149 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,720 That man, upstairs. You don't think he stole it, do you? 150 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,592 - Of course he stole it. 151 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,769 I imagine the police are after him as we speak. 152 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,641 - I bet he was in that wreck we passed. 153 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,209 Some kind of a dramatic getaway gone wrong. 154 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,347 - Wait. What are you doing? - Calling the police. 155 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,828 - The police? - Is it 999 or 112 here? 156 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,395 - Trish! 157 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,136 Let's think about this for a second. 158 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,921 - What's there to think about? If we call now, who knows? 159 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:20,011 They might even let us keep a few coins as a reward. 160 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,839 We'll be local celebrities. 161 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,146 - Yeah. I can see the headlines now. 162 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,843 "Professor Pedo and Teacher's Pet 163 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,194 Uncover Gold in Secret Love Nest." 164 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,370 They'll have a field day with us. 165 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,199 This could be half-a-million pounds! 166 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,986 Do you know how much easier that will make things? 167 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,770 Solicitors' fees, settlements, 168 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:43,209 won't make any difference. I can file and we'll be fine! 169 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,081 - I thought you said everything was taken care of. 170 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,129 - It is. I am. But it's complicated. 171 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,043 It takes time. Money. Planning. Paperwork. 172 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,221 - And when exactly were you gonna tell me all this? 173 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,094 The whole point of this trip is to celebrate us being official! 174 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,357 Is there anything else you forgot to tell me? 175 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,054 - I didn't want to worry you. 176 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,013 I didn't want to ruin the weekend. 177 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:08,321 The fact of the matter is, saying I'm gonna leave my wife 178 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,540 is a lot easier than actually doing it. 179 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,020 It's complicated, real-world stuff. 180 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:16,894 And... We... we've got to be careful... 181 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,940 if it's gonna work. 182 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:25,686 - Mike... you can't keep not telling me things. 183 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,688 It's not right. 184 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,733 It's not fair. 185 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,694 I tell you everything. 186 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,261 - I, uh... I know. 187 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,264 I was only trying to protect you. 188 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,266 But this... 189 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:44,008 ...this makes all our problems go away. 190 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,535 It's literally our golden ticket. 191 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,800 With a nest egg like this, 192 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:56,151 we'll be able to go anywhere. 193 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,155 Understand? 194 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,681 - The man upstairs? 195 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,118 We can't just leave him here, can we? 196 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,948 - No. The cottage is in my name. Someone's bound to connect us. 197 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,559 - So what do we do? 198 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:19,522 - Well, um... what do you do when someone dies? 199 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,003 You... bury them. 200 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,136 And then what's out the back there? 201 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,574 There's fields of dirt. 202 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,317 Think about it. It's simple. 203 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,971 It's respectful. 204 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,365 It's the perfect solution. 205 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,978 - Sounds like you put a lot of thought into this. 206 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,067 - Oh, no... not at all. 207 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,983 It seems like the... the most logical solution, 208 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,550 that's all. 209 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,813 So it's a... a yes? 210 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,991 - What's a body or two between a man and his... 211 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,602 wife-to-be? 212 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,045 I love you so much, Mike. 213 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,178 - Exactly. 214 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,006 Oh, and there's tools in the car. 215 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,008 - In the car? - Yes. 216 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,011 There was a sale just before I came to pick you up. 217 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,361 Incredible deals. You wouldn't believe. 218 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,885 - You were on your way to pick me up 219 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,018 and stopped at a hardware store because they had a sale? 220 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,803 - Yeah. 221 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:26,807 - Sometimes you're really not very cool, you know that? 222 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,591 Mike? 223 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,637 You're gonna need shoes. 224 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,769 - Check. 225 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,032 - Wait. - What? 226 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:38,035 - We're not gonna leave this lying out in the open, are we? 227 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,559 - We're in the middle of nowhere. 228 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,387 Who's gonna sneak in and take it? 229 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:45,260 - I don't know. A man with a gun and a bag of gold snuck in. 230 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,828 Are you really gonna take that risk with our future? 231 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,830 - Fine. - Careful. 232 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,658 - I will be. Don't worry. 233 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,924 Somewhere... 234 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,100 no one will think to look. 235 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,634 - Mike? 236 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,723 Mike? 237 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,247 Mike! 238 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,901 - What?! 239 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,864 Perfect. - Of course it is. 240 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,693 I am a straight-A student, after all. 241 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,087 Where should we go first? 242 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,959 I was thinking we'd go to Machu Picchu. 243 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,091 - Pace yourself, dear. If we run around the world, 244 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,267 the money will be gone before we know it. 245 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:40,097 - Ah, there's totally enough for at least one little adventure. 246 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,099 What about Ibiza, then? 247 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,450 - I say, how about Scotland? 248 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:47,148 Shit! Where did I...? - Oh! Allow me! 249 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,765 Ooh! I like that colour! 250 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:59,726 - I suppose I must've had you in mind when I picked them out. 251 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,557 - You can go anywhere in the world 252 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,124 and you want to go to soggy old Scotland. 253 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,692 - Yeah, for research. I can finally finish my thesis. 254 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,302 "Homo-Holmesian. 255 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,087 Late 19th Century English Imperialism 256 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:16,699 and the Hidden Influence of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle." 257 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,484 - What does that even mean? 258 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,529 - Well, basically it's an exploration 259 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:23,010 of Doyle's influence over foreign policy, 260 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:26,274 viewed through the lens of latent homosexual tension 261 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,755 between Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. 262 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,589 - Well, what about there? 263 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:41,332 Or there. We don't have to dig if we put him in the water. 264 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,030 - No, he'd float. We need something 265 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,336 to weigh him down with, like cement or... 266 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,947 Shit! - What? 267 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,818 - Nothing. I looked at a cement mixer today 268 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,430 and I didn't think we'd be so close to the water. 269 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,171 - What did you think we'd be doing this weekend? 270 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,521 - Sorry. 271 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,784 - So where d'you want to dig? - There. 272 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,304 - Ah, shit! 273 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,438 Oof! 274 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:58,235 - I feel kind of, uh... excited. 275 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:02,631 Digging a hole to bury a body? Is that weird? 276 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:06,635 - No, not at all. It's... that first-time feeling. 277 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:10,247 Heart racing. A few butterflies. Feeling it myself. 278 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,032 - You're right. 279 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:16,036 I suppose it's kind of like that other first time we had. 280 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,429 - What other first time? 281 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,083 Oh, you mean... 282 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:22,869 Wait, that... 283 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,612 That wasn't your first, first time? 284 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,483 Was it? 285 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,616 - Did you think I'd been messing around 286 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,835 with the trolls in school? 287 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:34,620 I wanted a real man. 288 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:36,447 Someone... 289 00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:39,363 strong and kind and... 290 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,670 ...caring and mature. 291 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,282 Like you. 292 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,850 - Well, uh... I suppose I... 293 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,897 never thought about it like that before. 294 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:44,690 - Oh...! That's sweet. 295 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,127 - What? 296 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,911 - A heart. 297 00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,348 My initials. 298 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:53,133 I love it. 299 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,700 I should've known. 300 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:58,138 You being so big and strong and mature-- 301 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,922 - I didn't do that! 302 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:02,359 - What do you mean? - It wasn't me! 303 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,318 - You could've at least pretended 304 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,712 to do something romantic, but no! 305 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:09,497 - We're not here to sign our names to this place! 306 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,717 We're here to bury a body, for godssake! 307 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,285 - They're initials! Initials! They could be anyone's! 308 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:19,420 Oh, my god! You are so clueless! Argh!! 309 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,245 - Shit. 310 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,033 Oh, shit. 311 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,519 - Are you alright? 312 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,783 - No, nothing. It's my back. I twinged something. 313 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,436 - Can I do anything? 314 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,830 - No. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 315 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,526 - This is murder! 316 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,702 - What? - Digging this thing. 317 00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:53,835 How deep does it have to be? 318 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,316 - We're getting there. It won't be much more. 319 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,753 - Are you sure it's not deep enough? 320 00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:03,366 "It's alive!" 321 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,413 "It's alive...!" 322 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:09,198 What? 323 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:12,898 - S-stop it. It's enough. That's deep enough. 324 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,943 - Finally. 325 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:31,177 If we go to Scotland, you're buying me a kilt. 326 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,963 - You know, traditionally, women didn't wear kilts. 327 00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,577 - You know, I thought it was funny. 328 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:41,927 - What? 329 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,972 - "I'm alive! I'm alive!" 330 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,366 - What? 331 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,630 - I was doing Frankenstein. - Shit. 332 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:52,415 - Oh, that. Yeah, hilarious 333 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:03,992 - God, I stink. Can't wait for the bathroom back. 334 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,603 - Yeah. - Did you leave the light on? 335 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:07,996 - I must have. 336 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,437 But... but he can't. He was... 337 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,963 He was... dead. Wasn't he? 338 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:19,703 - Don't look at me. 339 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,488 I wasn't the one checking him. 340 00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,577 - B-but h-h-he didn't react! 341 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,405 He didn't move! I'm sorry, but... 342 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:28,669 - And you smacked him around %pretty hard. If that was me, 343 00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:30,279 I'd be seriously pissed off. 344 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,499 Shit! What if he's plotting his revenge? What-- 345 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:36,982 - Can't you please shut up for one minute and let me think? 346 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,767 - What the hell is your problem?! 347 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,465 Do you not think I know that this is bad?! 348 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,337 We're in this together, you and me! 349 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:47,079 So stop treating me like some stupid child! You tosser! 350 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:49,342 - But you are a child! So will you please 351 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,432 stop trying to help and let me figure this out! 352 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,265 I... Trish! 353 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,268 Trish. 354 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,053 Trish?! 355 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:13,583 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to... 356 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,063 - Argh! 357 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,029 - Trish! 358 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:26,379 What are you doing, Trish?! 359 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,685 - I'm doing what we should've done from the start! 360 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,992 I'm filling this in and I'm calling the police! 361 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:35,866 It's the right thing to do! It's the grownup thing to do! 362 00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,522 - Trish, look, I'm... I'm sorry. Alright? 363 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:43,222 I-I'm a little bit stressed out, is all. 364 00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:45,920 - You think you're the only one who's stressed?! 365 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,575 All I want is a life with you, 366 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:51,970 and I feel like whenever it's your turn to commit, 367 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,711 you just keep coming up with these excuses! 368 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:57,062 "Oh, Trish, I forgot to file for divorce! 369 00:32:57,105 --> 00:33:01,022 Trish, all we need to do is bury this body and we're set! 370 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,546 Trish, you're just a child." 371 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,724 You're always chickening out! 372 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,944 Always! You tosser! 373 00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:15,297 This is bollocks. 374 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:19,040 I don't know why I ever let you talk me into this. 375 00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:24,959 - Trish. 376 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,363 Argh! 377 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,332 - Whoa! 378 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:53,683 Shit! He's under the deck! He's underneath me! 379 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,947 Jesus Christ. 380 00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:01,343 I-I-I've got your gun! And I'm not afraid to use it! 381 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:04,825 Why don't you come out and let's talk this thing through. 382 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,305 - We're in France! He doesn't understand you! 383 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,096 Well? 384 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:19,753 Well, I guess not. 385 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,974 Ah! 386 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,628 Ow!! 387 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,977 - Mike! 388 00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:35,812 Mike! - Ah! Ho-ho... 389 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,379 Trish... 390 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:39,947 Trish! Help me! - Oh, my god. 391 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,124 - Oh, my foot!!! - Mike, look at me! Look at me! 392 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:45,866 Mike! Look at me. You're gonna be fine, 393 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,041 you hear? 394 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,739 You bast... Oh, my God. 395 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,132 - What? 396 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,829 - You're cute. 397 00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,309 - Trish! 398 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137 - Wait! He tried to-- 399 00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:59,749 - Oh, sorry. - Trish! 400 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,403 - Ooh. Wait. Okay. 401 00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:04,406 Wait. Do you promise to stop coming up with excuses 402 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,191 about why we can't be together? 403 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,018 - Can't we talk about this later?! 404 00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:10,108 - No, we're gonna settle this right now. 405 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,849 Do you promise to treat me as an equal? 406 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,896 - Yes! Yes, yes! I promise! I promise! I do! 407 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:18,246 - Alright. I like the sound of that. 408 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,900 Okay, there. 409 00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,250 - Oh, God. - Okay, there. 410 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:24,034 Do you think you can walk? 411 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,560 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 412 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:30,389 It's nothing hydrogen peroxide and a bandage won't fix. 413 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,608 - God, that thing's probably crawling with tetanus. 414 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:36,438 We've gotta get you to a doctor. - No! No doctor. No. Inside. 415 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,440 - What about him? - We'll get him later. 416 00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:40,703 Wait. The gun, the gun. 417 00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:48,189 - Here. It's okay. It's okay. 418 00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:53,716 - Ah-ha! 419 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:04,597 - I'm calling the police. This has gone too far. 420 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,208 - No. No police. We've gotta stick to the plan. 421 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,168 - What plan? He's still alive. 422 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,518 - That's a minor complication. 423 00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,997 - Complication?! 424 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,696 What is wrong with you? 425 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:25,618 - There is over half a million sitting in that rubbish bin! 426 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,707 Do you really wanna throw that away? 427 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,405 'Cause that's what's gonna happen if you call the police. 428 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:39,109 - Why did you have to pick this place? 429 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:43,723 Makes me wish we'd just kept driving. 430 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,814 Ending up in some... 431 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:49,729 little village time forgot. 432 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,992 Somewhere they grow grapes. 433 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,952 We could've started a vineyard. 434 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,432 Made wine. 435 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:02,394 Chateau Mallory. Wouldn't that have been amazing? 436 00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,744 - You know... 437 00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:07,312 they don't grow grapes here, actually. 438 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,792 It's apples, mostly. 439 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,319 Cider. Calvados. But no wine. 440 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:21,543 Did you know that apples, 441 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,545 stored properly, 442 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:26,200 almost never go bad? They, uh... 443 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,985 They'll last for... months. 444 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:31,553 Even years. 445 00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,163 But, um... 446 00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:35,165 when, um... 447 00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:37,777 when one goes bad, they all do. 448 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,822 Hence the expression... 449 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,608 "One bad apple." 450 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:49,354 - Should I be taking notes? 451 00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:52,052 Will this be on our end-of-year test? 452 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:04,847 Well, if they don't grow grapes, then we'll be apple farmers. 453 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,591 Selling tarts and cider at the market. 454 00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:19,819 - Okay, let's do it. 455 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,821 Okay, forget about him. 456 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:24,214 We'll take the money and run. 457 00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,216 Someplace where nobody knows us. 458 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,218 - You mean it? 459 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,351 - But you have to promise me something. 460 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,832 Okay, no more talk about calling the police. 461 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,877 If you talk to them... 462 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:39,273 ...we'll lose everything. 463 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,104 - Okay. 464 00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:47,237 I love you, Mike. 465 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:48,891 - I love you, too. 466 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,825 I'll take these to the car. Can you manage the gold? 467 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:12,306 - I'll be back before you can say "Louis D'Or." 468 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:24,927 - Oh. 469 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,598 - Uh, oui. Yes, yes. 470 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,905 - I thought I recognized it. 471 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,994 I have a talent for these things. 472 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:50,039 - Yes. Well done, sir. Well done. 473 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,478 - My colleague, Chiffre, is deaf to this kind of detail. 474 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,610 - Yes. Can I help you? 475 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,221 - Oh, yes. Where are my manners? 476 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,310 Gendarme Chef Jaubert. 477 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:02,443 And Gendarme Chiffre. 478 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:07,187 - To what do I owe the pleasure this evening, Gendarme Chief? 479 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,407 - Oh... simply a routine visit, 480 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,321 Mr...? - Uh... Mallory. 481 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,932 - Mallory. 482 00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:15,456 Are you alright, Mr. Mallory? - Fine. 483 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,240 Top of the pops. Why do you ask? 484 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:21,070 - Your foot. I didn't know if you'd hurt yourself or... 485 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:22,942 - This? I, uh... I, uh... 486 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:26,162 I went for a hike in the... the fields... 487 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,127 - Fuck. 488 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,566 Uh... 489 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:44,224 Mike? 490 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,446 Mike! 491 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:51,623 - Can it wait just a minute? I'm talking to the gendarmes! 492 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:54,103 - Uh... - Tell him it can wait. 493 00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:55,975 - No rush. 494 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:57,629 It's just that thing... 495 00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:00,501 from the bathroom again, that's all. 496 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,460 - It's the plumbing thing. 497 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,897 Plumbing. The... the... 498 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:07,160 pressure in the pipes acting up again. 499 00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:08,683 - Mine is silence. 500 00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:11,512 - Well, mine's self-defence. 501 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,254 Put it down. 502 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,604 Come on. 503 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,390 - Oh... 504 00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:22,915 You're in luck. Chiffre here is a magician, 505 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,483 when it comes to this kind of thing. 506 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:28,398 - Oh, no, no! Really... That's not necessary, is it? 507 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,488 - Nonsense. We are here to help. 508 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,098 - Fridge. 509 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,448 - In there? 510 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,016 - It's in there, or with the gendarmes. 511 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,583 Take your pick. 512 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:42,021 - Okay. 513 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:45,285 Maybe... you and me, we can make a deal. 514 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,765 - Quiet. 515 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:54,250 - Forget the gendarmes. 516 00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,514 Forget your man. 517 00:41:57,689 --> 00:41:59,560 We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. 518 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,606 Go south. 519 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,477 Lay low a bit. 520 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:06,654 Then cruise to Marrakech. 521 00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,622 All you have to do... 522 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,624 is drive us. 523 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,321 Right now. 524 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:24,498 - In! 525 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,822 - It's nothing to worry about. Honestly. 526 00:42:43,865 --> 00:42:46,738 I'll call the estate agents in the morning. 527 00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,653 You must have more important things 528 00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:50,611 to look after tonight, don't you? 529 00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:53,788 - Mr. Mallory, please. It is the least we can do. 530 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:55,311 - Wait. 531 00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:00,186 Is it a boy or a girl? - How... 532 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,797 - I saw the scan in your bag. 533 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,494 - I don't know. 534 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,627 They can't tell me till the second scan. 535 00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:08,542 - Well... 536 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:16,376 - Now, if you don't mind. - Okay, well... 537 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:22,121 - Oh, hello there! 538 00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:25,254 - Gendarme Chef Jaubert. 539 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,911 And this is my colleague Gendarme Chiffre. 540 00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,044 - Hi there. Trish. 541 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:34,524 - I understand you have some issue with the plumbing. 542 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:36,265 Plomberie. 543 00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:39,268 - Right! Uh, it started upstairs in the bathroom earlier, 544 00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:42,663 and then it just popped up here in the kitchen. 545 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,971 But I think I managed to fix it. 546 00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:47,755 At least for now. 547 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:50,932 - You never know what's hiding inside old places like this. 548 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:53,021 - So, uh... 549 00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:56,198 what was it that you wanted to talk to us about? 550 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,853 - You recall the car accident, don't you? 551 00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:01,029 - At the side of the road? - Mm-mm-mm. 552 00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:05,338 - Oh, that looked pretty nasty. Nobody was hurt, were they? 553 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:07,166 - I'm afraid so. 554 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:10,560 But the men involved were all very bad. Very bad. 555 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:13,259 We believe one of them, the only survivor, 556 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:17,045 fled the scene and may be hiding somewhere in this area. 557 00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,699 - This area? - Yeah. 558 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,441 You haven't seen anything suspicious since you arrived, 559 00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:22,964 have you? - No, no. 560 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:24,749 Nothing out of the ordinary. Trish? 561 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:26,968 - No! Just the sink. 562 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,753 That's all. 563 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,711 - Nothing out on your... hike? 564 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:33,714 - No. I can't say that we did. 565 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:37,413 But if we do, you'll be the first to know. 566 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,596 - Well... 567 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,469 I suppose we should be on our way. 568 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:52,254 Chiffre? 569 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:21,719 - That was close. 570 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:28,029 - Mike, there's something I have to tell you. 571 00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:29,639 - What? 572 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,816 - You might want to sit down. 573 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:34,253 - Trish... this is hardly the time. 574 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,776 Out with it. 575 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:38,039 - I... 576 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,780 - I? 577 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:42,435 - I'm... 578 00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:48,093 I put him in the fridge. 579 00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:51,661 - In the fridge? 580 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,707 - Yeah. And he's still in there. 581 00:46:26,566 --> 00:46:28,220 - Shit! - He snuck in the back 582 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:30,178 when you were talking to the gendarmes. 583 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:33,878 Luckily I had the gun, but... Oh, Mike, what are we gonna do? 584 00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:36,315 - Where's the gun? - It's in the drawer. 585 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:37,925 Wait. Mike, you're not seriously thinking-- 586 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,579 - The gendarmes are looking for him. 587 00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:42,103 If we leave him here and they find him, 588 00:46:42,147 --> 00:46:43,888 they'll come looking for us. 589 00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:46,325 They know my name, Trish. They know yours, too. 590 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,022 It's him or us. - Mike, we're not killers. 591 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,763 - If we don't do this, we'll be looking 592 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,678 over our shoulders for the rest of our lives. 593 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,375 Have you got any idea what that's like? 594 00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:55,116 This is the only way to be free, 595 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,336 is to bury everything that connects us 596 00:46:57,379 --> 00:47:00,513 deep in the ground where no one will ever look. 597 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:03,733 - There has to be another way. - It's the only way. 598 00:47:03,777 --> 00:47:07,128 He'd do the same to us, given half the chance. Less. 599 00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:09,652 Think of it as self-defence. Merciful, even, 600 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,786 if you think about the kind of shape he's in. 601 00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,920 - Okay. 602 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:20,141 But if we do it, can we at least do it nicely? 603 00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:22,187 Okay? - Okay. 604 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,756 On three, you open the door, alright? 605 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,150 - Okay. 606 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:31,979 - One, two, three. 607 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:38,943 - Oh, my God, is he already-- 608 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:44,557 - Of course not. He has more lives than a Hindu cat. 609 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,146 - Now what? 610 00:48:11,671 --> 00:48:14,195 You're gonna shoot him? Point-blank, right here? 611 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,807 - It's fast and easy. That's what we need right now. 612 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:20,245 You said you wanted commitment. 613 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,812 - Okay. 614 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,466 I can't watch. 615 00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,472 - Oh, not again! 616 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:34,346 - What did I miss? 617 00:48:36,783 --> 00:48:39,394 You should have left me in the fridge. 618 00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:41,048 - Yeah, nobody asked you! 619 00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:44,878 Stop that. 620 00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,707 I said stop that! 621 00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:52,233 - Ten pints. 622 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,453 - What? Shut up! 623 00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:57,369 Stop staring at me like that! It's disturbing! 624 00:48:57,412 --> 00:49:01,242 - There are 10 pints of blood in the human body. 625 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:03,853 Me? Maybe nine and a half. 626 00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:06,944 You shoot me, it's a big mess to clean. 627 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:11,470 - I've already told you once. I'm not gonna tell you again. 628 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:14,473 I'm the one with the gun. And I make the rules. 629 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,954 And the rules are you don't... stare at me! 630 00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,912 And you don't... talk to me! Understand? 631 00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:22,872 - You shoot me here? 632 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,266 You'll never get it clean. 633 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:28,052 The blood, it goes everywhere. 634 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:30,619 Your clothes, the wall, the rug. 635 00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:33,535 Even if you clean it up... it shows up for years. 636 00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:35,711 - What are you talking about? 637 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:38,323 - Basic investigative techniques. 638 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,325 - Would you please shut up?!! 639 00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,728 - No. No. 640 00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:54,730 Too much work. 641 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,341 Too much risk. 642 00:49:57,342 --> 00:50:00,954 If it was me... I'd find another way. 643 00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:15,099 - Mike. 644 00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:19,799 - Don't be embarrassed. 645 00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:22,758 Murder's not for everyone. 646 00:50:31,985 --> 00:50:35,032 - No, I can't, I can't... I can't do it. I can't. 647 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,642 - It's alright. 648 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,557 It's okay. 649 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,951 - No, it's not alright. It's a big mistake. 650 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,954 It's all a big, fat, stupid mistake! 651 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:48,001 God, I'm stupid. I'm so stupid. 652 00:50:50,395 --> 00:50:52,658 I thought if I... 653 00:50:52,701 --> 00:50:55,574 I thought if... If I... 654 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,967 But... I can't. I can't! 655 00:50:58,011 --> 00:50:59,839 I can't do it. 656 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:04,365 - It's okay. It's alright, okay? 657 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:06,585 Don't cry. 658 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:08,369 Okay? 659 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:10,154 We'll leave. 660 00:51:10,197 --> 00:51:12,373 You and me. 661 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:15,985 If the gendarmes come after us, we'll figure it out. 662 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,858 As long as we've got each other. Alright? 663 00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:21,382 - Oh, no, no. You don't understand! It's... 664 00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:25,604 It's this. Everything. It's a sham. It's make-believe. 665 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:28,389 - What do you mean? 666 00:51:28,433 --> 00:51:30,435 - I want to go home. 667 00:51:32,219 --> 00:51:36,397 I don't care what happens. I just want to go home, Trish. 668 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,617 My... 669 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:41,446 To my real home, to my wife. 670 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:45,580 And family. 671 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,063 Naomi's expecting. 672 00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:55,068 I'm gonna be a dad, can you believe that? 673 00:51:57,679 --> 00:52:00,421 I'm sorry, Trish. I'm so... 674 00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:04,991 I'm so... I'm so sorry. 675 00:52:09,082 --> 00:52:10,910 - I'm pregnant too. 676 00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:18,352 Six weeks. 677 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,183 - You didn't know? 678 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:26,273 Look at her. 679 00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:28,275 That's why she's so beautiful. 680 00:52:32,932 --> 00:52:34,238 - How? 681 00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:36,240 It's not... it's not mine. 682 00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:39,721 - Of course it is! Who else's would it be? 683 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,289 - Oh... Jesus Christ. 684 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,858 What are we gonna do? 685 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:49,514 - Thought this was the first day of the rest of my life with you! 686 00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:52,473 But now you're saying you wanna go back to your wife? 687 00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:54,910 - Why didn't you tell me?! - I tried! 688 00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:58,697 There hasn't exactly been a good time to bring it up! 689 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:01,090 Maybe I should've tried in class! 690 00:53:01,134 --> 00:53:03,484 "Oh, oh, Mr. Mallory, sir? 691 00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,007 Remember that afternoon 692 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:06,879 when we were revising in your office? 693 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,402 Well, I'm pregnant now!" 694 00:53:08,446 --> 00:53:10,012 - Trish! 695 00:53:10,056 --> 00:53:12,058 - Maybe I thought there would be a good opportunity 696 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,582 to do it this weekend. 697 00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:18,238 But he showed up and ruined everything! 698 00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:20,153 - Hey, don't blame me. 699 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:24,636 - What now? What next? 700 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:47,702 - Were you serious when you said we can be together 701 00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,749 if we had the gold? - I... Yeah, yeah. 702 00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:53,186 - Then it's settled. We have to get rid of him. 703 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,144 But no shooting. He's right, it's too messy. 704 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:56,798 - Are you serious? 705 00:53:56,842 --> 00:53:59,018 - I am not raising this child without you. 706 00:53:59,061 --> 00:54:01,238 They are going to have a proper family, 707 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:04,284 with a mum and a dad, just like I always wanted. 708 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,981 - You are serious. 709 00:54:06,025 --> 00:54:07,722 - They say drowning's the most peaceful way to die. 710 00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:09,420 Right? 711 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:12,249 - There's not a whole lot of survivors to say otherwise, 712 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,729 but general consensus, yes. - That's how we'll do it. 713 00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:17,819 I fill the bath, you find something to weigh him down. 714 00:54:17,863 --> 00:54:21,214 We don't even have to touch him. It'll be like an accident. 715 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:24,043 And then we'll bury him just like we planned. 716 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,873 - Well, that went well. 717 00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:14,180 - Who asked you? 718 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:19,141 - You don't still think... you can kill her, do you? 719 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:21,970 You couldn't even shoot me, 720 00:55:22,014 --> 00:55:24,059 and I'm tied up. 721 00:55:24,103 --> 00:55:26,279 - Don't know what you're talking about. 722 00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:33,982 - She packed her life... in that little bag over there. 723 00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:37,856 All you packed was one change of clothes. 724 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,640 Brand new. 725 00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,468 Tags still on. 726 00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:45,646 Plus your wife's painkillers. 727 00:55:45,690 --> 00:55:49,041 Good shit. I can barely feel my legs. 728 00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:54,655 Then... there's a receipt for the tools. 729 00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:56,657 You didn't know I'd be there. 730 00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:59,225 So you didn't buy them to bury me. 731 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,447 My guess is... 732 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:06,711 you were going to sneak in one last romance... 733 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,670 ...drug her... 734 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,933 and then bury her. 735 00:56:17,722 --> 00:56:21,116 And I saw you try to kill her... 736 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,596 with the pickaxe. 737 00:56:35,348 --> 00:56:37,350 - You don't understand. 738 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,919 - That she's your student? 739 00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:42,355 And pregnant? 740 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:45,314 Doesn't take a genius to understand 741 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,708 that you're in a big fucking mess. 742 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,536 - I kept trying to end it. 743 00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:54,323 But... she's obsessed with this teenage fantasy 744 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:56,761 that we're running away together. 745 00:56:57,762 --> 00:57:00,329 But I love my wife. I do. 746 00:57:00,373 --> 00:57:04,159 But if she ever found out about Trish, about any of it, 747 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:06,074 I'd lose her. I'd lose everything. 748 00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:08,599 Family, career, everything I've ever worked for, gone. 749 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,514 All because of one little indiscretion. 750 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:12,516 One moment of weakness. One! 751 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:15,214 - I think there was more than one. 752 00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:20,828 But you're not a killer. 753 00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:25,659 I think Trish isn't the only one living a fantasy. 754 00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:31,839 - Hi. I can't take the call now, but leave me a message 755 00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,363 and I'll ring you back soon as I can. 756 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:35,974 Trishie, if that's you, 757 00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:39,194 I love you lots and can't wait to see you. 758 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:43,547 - Hi, Mum. 759 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,200 It's Trish. 760 00:57:45,244 --> 00:57:47,551 Thanks for the message. 761 00:57:47,594 --> 00:57:51,032 Um... I'm just calling to say hello. 762 00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:56,821 Trip's alright. 763 00:57:57,822 --> 00:58:01,216 It wasn't what I was expecting, but... 764 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,827 I'll, uh... 765 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:06,265 I don't know about the postcard. 766 00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:11,444 Maybe. We'll see. I don't know. 767 00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:18,625 I love you so much, Mummy. 768 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,455 So much. 769 00:58:23,848 --> 00:58:25,284 Bye. 770 00:58:38,645 --> 00:58:40,647 - You're right, I can't do it. 771 00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:44,085 But, uh... 772 00:58:46,087 --> 00:58:47,567 ...you can. 773 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:50,744 - Oh... what do I look like? 774 00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:53,834 - You want your gold back, don't you? 775 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,880 Well, let's make a deal. 776 00:58:56,881 --> 00:58:59,666 The gold... for the girl. 777 00:59:01,494 --> 00:59:03,801 - So you want me to kill her 778 00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:06,586 and you pay me with my own money? 779 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,457 I don't think so. 780 00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:11,112 - It's either that, or you drown in the bath. 781 00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:14,942 I... I can't do it, but, uh... 782 00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:18,163 believe me, when Trish gets it into her mind 783 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:20,339 she's gonna do something, she will. 784 00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:23,211 And right now, you're what stands between her 785 00:59:23,255 --> 00:59:25,387 and her perfect little French family. 786 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:30,175 It's the only way we both get what we want. 787 00:59:30,218 --> 00:59:32,351 - You're serious? 788 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:35,093 - Deadly. 789 00:59:39,924 --> 00:59:42,404 - Okay. Deal. 790 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:45,364 - Good. Promise me one thing. 791 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,587 Make it quick. I don't want her to suffer. 792 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:57,724 - Give me the gun. 793 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,902 You want me to kill her or not? 794 01:00:01,946 --> 01:00:04,513 - Yeah, but how do I know you won't shoot me 795 01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,124 and take the gold? 796 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,343 - Normally I would. 797 01:00:08,387 --> 01:00:11,912 But... I definitely can't drive with my leg like this. 798 01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:15,089 So I can work with you, I can drown, 799 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:19,311 or I can try to outrun the gendarmes on a broken leg. 800 01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:21,748 What do you think I'm gonna choose? 801 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:25,186 - Work with me. 802 01:00:25,970 --> 01:00:27,580 - Exactly. 803 01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,369 Now... 804 01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,154 here is the plan. 805 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,199 You're gonna hide in the cupboard. 806 01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:41,246 And no matter what happens, or what you hear, 807 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:43,944 you don't come out until I tell you. 808 01:00:43,988 --> 01:00:45,598 Understand? 809 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:48,209 - Understood. 810 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:44,657 - Mike? 811 01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:49,488 Mike? 812 01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:53,666 Mike, the bath's ready! 813 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:56,277 Mike? 814 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,849 What? 815 01:02:04,068 --> 01:02:05,504 - He's gone. 816 01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:08,812 - Gone? What do you mean, gone? 817 01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:10,683 - Um... sayonara? 818 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,468 Adios. See you. 819 01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:15,470 - Liar. You're lying. 820 01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:17,081 Mike?! 821 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,693 Mike?! 822 01:02:21,302 --> 01:02:22,695 Mike? 823 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:29,833 Mike? 824 01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:33,706 Mike?! 825 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,589 Where is he? What have you done to him?! 826 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:34,506 - I thought you liked me. - Sorry. 827 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:37,770 - I'm tied up. What could I do? 828 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,598 Hmm? Tell me. 829 01:03:42,993 --> 01:03:46,300 Instead of asking "Where is he?" maybe you should be asking 830 01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:48,781 "Why would he leave without me?" 831 01:03:50,609 --> 01:03:52,916 - The gold. 832 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:55,744 But the car is still outside. 833 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,703 You're lying. 834 01:03:57,746 --> 01:03:59,444 - Why would I lie? Huh? 835 01:03:59,487 --> 01:04:02,621 Your man took the money and split. 836 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:06,799 - We'll just see then, won't we? 837 01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:19,681 Oh, shit. Shit! Stupid! Sh... 838 01:04:20,639 --> 01:04:22,641 - Clever. 839 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,607 Take it out. - Uh... 840 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,218 - Slowly. 841 01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:40,528 Here. - You want it back? 842 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,922 Take it. It's yours. 843 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:47,622 - That's not the deal. - No, no, no. Please. 844 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,190 Uh, just... just take the gold. 845 01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:52,192 I won't tell anyone. I swear. 846 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:54,629 I swear. Please? 847 01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:56,762 Where's Mike? 848 01:04:56,805 --> 01:04:59,852 Please tell me! What have you done to him? 849 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,421 - You sure you wanna know? - Please. What's going on? 850 01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:06,641 - Your man asked me to kill you. 851 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,861 Hired me. Hmm. 852 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,950 While you were running the bath. 853 01:05:11,864 --> 01:05:14,258 That's why he brought you here, actually. 854 01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:16,129 - No. He would never! 855 01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:21,439 I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! 856 01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:23,484 Please! I'm pregnant! 857 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,282 - No. What are you...? 858 01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:46,855 I know. 859 01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:49,206 And don't worry. I'm not gonna kill you. 860 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:52,426 I have other plans for you. 861 01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,472 Pick it up. 862 01:05:54,515 --> 01:05:57,779 We're going on a long drive, you and me. 863 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:00,565 Pick it up! 864 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,524 - You piece of shit! 865 01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,874 We had a deal! 866 01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,876 - Mike? 867 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,967 - Look away. - No. 868 01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:14,318 - You deserve a lot better than him, trust me. 869 01:06:19,236 --> 01:06:22,108 Shit. Shit! 870 01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:27,592 Get out! 871 01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:32,118 Ah! 872 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,973 - Mike! 873 01:07:02,496 --> 01:07:06,326 - I have a family! A wife who loves me! 874 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:08,981 She's carrying my child right now! 875 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,723 I'm not going to get set on some 17-year-old schoolgirl 876 01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:13,159 living in a fantasy world! 877 01:07:13,203 --> 01:07:17,424 Did you really think I would leave my family, 878 01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:19,818 my career, everything for you?! 879 01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:22,995 It will be like you never existed! 880 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:39,823 Fuck!!! 881 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:55,839 Fuck!!! 882 01:15:05,457 --> 01:15:08,068 - Ah, dammit, Mike! 883 01:16:04,124 --> 01:16:05,517 - Come on. 884 01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:25,972 - Oh, shit! 885 01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:27,670 Shit. Shit! 886 01:16:47,385 --> 01:16:48,691 - Ah! 887 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:51,345 - Don't even move a muscle. 888 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:53,347 - You're alive? Again? 889 01:16:53,391 --> 01:16:56,046 - Next time you try to kill someone, Mr. Mallory, 890 01:16:56,089 --> 01:16:58,526 you've got to really make sure they're dead. 891 01:17:03,575 --> 01:17:06,839 - It's empty, Trish. - I'll take my chances. 892 01:17:06,883 --> 01:17:09,015 - Look... So what now? 893 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:11,278 You gonna kill me? "An eye for an eye 894 01:17:11,322 --> 01:17:13,977 makes the whole world blind." Gandhi said that. 895 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,848 - I know who fucking said it! 896 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:18,111 It was the first question in your half-term test! 897 01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:21,245 And no! I am not going to kill you. 898 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:23,726 I'm gonna make you front-page news, 899 01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,553 so that everyone, everywhere, 900 01:17:25,597 --> 01:17:28,948 knows how much of a psychopath you are! 901 01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:33,518 You know, I actually feel sorry for your wife, 902 01:17:33,561 --> 01:17:36,042 but not for you, you sick fucker. Now move! 903 01:17:36,086 --> 01:17:38,958 - Trish, maybe we can still talk this through. 904 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:40,960 - Shut up! - Trish, I still love you. 905 01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:43,093 - Fuck off! - I'm sorry! 906 01:17:43,136 --> 01:17:44,964 - Mike! Don't! 907 01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:23,671 - Help! Help! Help me, please! 908 01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:25,543 Somebody help me! 909 01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:27,719 Help!! 910 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,723 - Anybody!! 911 01:19:33,551 --> 01:19:35,248 Hello?! 912 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:37,424 Help! Oh! Please! 913 01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:40,340 Oh, please help me! 914 01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:43,300 Come on! 915 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,867 Just here! 916 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:47,217 Unwrap me! 917 01:19:48,566 --> 01:19:51,699 Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much. 918 01:19:51,743 --> 01:19:54,093 I was so scared! 919 01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:57,575 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 920 01:20:23,601 --> 01:20:25,342 - Oh! - Oh! 921 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:46,450 - Some night you've had, huh? 922 01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:54,762 - Do you, uh, need me to make a statement or anything? 923 01:20:54,806 --> 01:20:56,764 - About what? 924 01:20:56,808 --> 01:20:58,941 The double murder in the garden? 925 01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:03,597 I think we both know that's not what really happened. 926 01:21:03,641 --> 01:21:08,124 I think it's better for everyone if we take care of it. 927 01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:10,778 Your whole life's ahead of you. 928 01:21:10,822 --> 01:21:12,215 Hmm? 929 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:15,653 Forget about this weekend, okay? 930 01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,612 - What weekend? 931 01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:22,834 - Smart girl. 932 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,662 You'll go far. 933 01:22:07,879 --> 01:22:09,837 - God, this music is torture. 934 01:22:09,881 --> 01:22:12,492 No wonder the French all flee to England. 935 01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,066 Oh, shit! 936 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,312 Oh, of course it is. 937 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:34,096 Hey. Sorry it took so long to call you back. 938 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:35,923 My weekend's been absolutely mental. 939 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:39,753 Yeah, the big weekend. Don't even get me started. 940 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,973 No, not in a good way. 941 01:24:26,017 --> 01:24:29,151 So what did you do this weekend? 942 01:24:29,194 --> 01:24:30,978 Really? 943 01:24:31,022 --> 01:24:33,633 No! A French guy? 944 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,027 Oh! 65509

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