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Yes?
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Couldn't be better.
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Everything's going according to plan,
don't worry.
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Look, when this thing's over...
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I'll call right back.
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Andra Shandra...
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...exploded!
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Okay.
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When you say Andra Shandra exploded,
what exactly do you mean?
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She exploded like in a fight?
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Or she just lost control and dropped
a giant bucket of fake blood on you?
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- No.
- No?
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We had a fight, alright?
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A real one!
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She literally exploded on me!
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In my face!
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This is...
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...real blood!
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Andra Shandra's blood!
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Okay...
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Listen to me very carefully, David.
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What I'm about to ask you
is very important.
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More important
than you can possibly imagine.
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It is absolutely critical that you
answer this question truthfully:
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Are you fucking with me?
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No!
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- No?
- No!
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They would've killed me.
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| didn't do anything.
| swear it's the god's honest truth!
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God's not honest.
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But | believe you.
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- | have to call the police!
- No, no! Wait, wait, wait.
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Just sit down, take a deep breath and
tell me exactly what just happened.
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I'm telling the police
and you can listen.
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I'm calling the cops right fucking now!
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What's the German emergency number?
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1-1-0.
| remember.
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What are you doing?
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- Do you have something to do with this?
- Don't be ridiculous. Of course not.
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| just need to
make sure this is not...
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...you know.
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- What are you talking about?
- | was thinking of...
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... your "Network".
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Are you serious?
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Listen.
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If this was an assassination attempt
ordered by "The Network" then,
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first of all, you...
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we definitely can't go
to the German police.
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They have high ranking officials
working for them up to the top.
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They can turn
this whole thing around
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and make you look like
Andra Shandra's murderer.
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But that makes no sense.
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- Who would believe that?
- Why would Andra want to kill you?
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- That makes no sense!
- | don't know!
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Why does anyone do anything?
Why would "The Network" want to kill me?
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- | can think of a million reasons why.
- Give me one!
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- You could be a spy for the "Other Side”.
- Why would | be a spy?
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Do | look like a fucking spy?
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The thing about spies is:
They're trained not to look like spies!
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| was a spy.
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Do | look like a spy?
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I'm not a fucking spy!
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I'm David Hasselhoff!
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And this fucking bombshell just
fucking exploded in my fucking face!
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Alright, please calm down!
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Just go ahead and tell me
everything that happened
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and we somehow sort this out.
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Andra Shandra...
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...Was flirting with me.
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She took me to my room
and there was this box.
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Suddenly there was this
guy and he attacked me...
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A guy?
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Where is this guy?
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Yeah...
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...he's dead.
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This is a bloody mess.
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Literally.
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Because of all the blood.
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- | know. That's why | said it.
- It was a joke.
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| don't think it's a good time
for making jokes, Henry.
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Gallows Humor.
Sometimes it's all we have.
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Try it. Say something funny
and you'll feel better.
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Looks like Andra Shandra
had some brains after all.
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You see. Feels pretty good, right?
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| think we should call 9-1-1.
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Isn't it weird that
nobody heard the explosion?
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No firealarm, no nothing?
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You shouldn't have
to call the police.
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This place should be flooded
with cops and firemen by now.
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The hotel is
basically a construction site.
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Our production
are the only guests here
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and everybody's drunk.
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Or someone's making sure
that it stays quiet.
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You can't trust anyone.
The bomb was in your room.
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You're right.
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This smells absolutely
like "The Network".
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It's exactly how they used
to get rid of their problems:
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- Just blow them to hell.
- Why am | a problem?
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I'm an insignificant symbol of peace
and freedom here in Germany!
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Exactly. But not everyone
wants peace and freedom.
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Maybe you're more
significant than you think.
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Andra Shandra tried to drug me.
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Maybe even did so earlier.
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Like you did 30 years ago.
Pills into my drink.
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Let's just say that maybe
there is some conspiracy.
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What should | do?
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That's an excellent question.
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First we have to be extremely careful
now and think two steps ahead.
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| still have some
old contacts | can trust.
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Maybe they can help us
find out who's behind this.
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Might be difficult to
get in touch, though...
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...could find a way out of this,
you understand?
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Who's calling you
in the middle of the night?
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One of my old contacts.
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- What? How do you know?
- The number. It's an old emergency code.
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Hello?
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Yes. Okay.
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Yes, he is here, in front of me.
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No. Okay.
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Wait here.
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Don't do anything!
I'll be back in two minutes.
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He wants to talk to you.
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David Hasselhoff.
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You're lucky to be alive.
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If you want to stay alive,
you do exactly as | say.
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Understand?
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Who are you?
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- Why should | trust you?
- We are your ticket out of this and...
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We are your ticket out of this.
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What matters is that you take a shower,
stay at Henry's and lay low till morning.
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Then go to the rehearsal
and act as if nothing happened.
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- Wait, what?
- We meet tomorrow.
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I'll be in touch.
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What did he say to you?
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He said | should take a shower.
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What are you going to do?
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Guess I'll take that shower.
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I'm losing my shit.
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...forgettable mess.
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Hearts tumble down
into a glass of pain.
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Blood mixes with
wine in the gutter,
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minds fumble while
the soul is slain,
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in an outrage did | stutter
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wasted words of sapience!
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Fuck!
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You want a piece of me?
You want to kill me?
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Come on! Anybody out there?
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Come on, show me your faces!
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Got your little bitch
do your dirty work for you?
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You fucking cowards.
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What have | done to you?
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Who are you?!
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Fucking idiot!
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- What exactly is happening here?
- | don't know.
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But you know that's neither the lines
nor the stage directions, right?
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He's just trying to make a point.
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- | don't recall asking you!
- She's right.
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He barely has anything to
do in this scene. It's all Tom.
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He wants to show what he can do.
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Maybe he feels
you don't take him seriously.
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He's David fucking Hasselhoff!
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If that wasn't great acting,
| don't Know what is.
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Look at him!
| think you're underestimating him...
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Hello?
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| apologize.
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No, David, it's all good.
This was great!
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This was great.
Unexpected, but great. Thank you!
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- Tom Maria, are you okay?
- No!
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I'm so sorry. Come on.
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- Are you trying to sabotage me, old man?!
- No! | don't know what happened.
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| got carried away. I'm so sorry!
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-It was a terrible mistake-
-My mistake, actually.
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- Because | thought you're a cool dude!
- Tom, he apologized. Relax.
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| got caught up in the moment.
| didn't know what | was saying.
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Don't worry about it, David.
It's all good.
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Okay, everyone take five!
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Fucking hell!
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Ridiculous!
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Hey. Hey.
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- Henry Hubchen. Is he here yet?
- | don't know where he is, sorry.
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...not the attitude I'm looking for.
You're not being helpful.
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Just give this a chance, Batur.
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I'm here, am | not?
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This is me giving this whole
fucking nightmare a chance,
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which it doesn't
deserve by the way.
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| am here. You know who's not?
The rest of your genius cast!
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Where the fuck is Kendra Shrenda
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or whatever her fucking
Instagram-TikTok-name is!
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And where the
goddamn fuck is Henry?
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You promised Henry!
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If Henry Hubchen won't show,
| walk.
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Alright folks, new rule!
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Latecomers have to bring coffee
and cake for everyone. I'll start!
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Hey! Where the fuck have you been?
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What do you think?
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| spent all morning looking
for the best cake in Gorlitz.
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- You are killing me, Henry!
- No, but here this...
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poppyseed sour cream cake will.
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And it will be worth it.
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Did | miss anything?
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Anyway, I'm in a great mood.
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Drink coffee, have some cake,
and then we get going. Bam bam bam!
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| would love to bam bam with you,
Henry, but we just took five.
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What's up with David?
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Holy crap, David! You definitely
look like you need some cake.
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| don't need any cake.
| need to know what's going on.
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- Is everything okay?
- No.
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Remember last night?
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We had a few drinks too many
and you passed out in my shower.
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But don't worry. What happens in our
hotel rooms, stays in our hotel rooms.
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How did | even get here?
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You probably made use of the
Homo Sapiens power of calling a cab.
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You did what you're supposed to do.
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You're doing great.
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What was | supposed to do?
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- Just have some cake!
- | don't want any cake!
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Throw it on the floor.
Maybe he'll eat it then.
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You want another kick in the balls,
you little shit?
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Go for it, Grandpa!
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- Give it your best shot!
- All right, Tom! Let it go.
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David, come.
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You kicked him in the balls?
What's the matter with you?
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| don't know. I'm not well. Look.
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I'm still jet-lagged.
| got to get back to the hotel.
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- Make sure that room sev...
- No, no, no. No.
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| Know the pressure of all this is
messing a little with your head.
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But you need to
get your act together.
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Everyone has to be under the impression
that this is the most normal day ever!
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And we hung up that sign. Remember?
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Sorry, | have to take this.
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Yes, he's okay.
I'm with him now.
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David?
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Here, drink this.
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It's my magic hangover potion.
It works wonders, trust me.
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You were the one last night,
who helped me look for my driver.
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Yes, I'm Melli.
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Chloe's or Batur's
personal assistant.
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Depends on who you ask.
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| picked you up from
the hotel this morning.
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We talked quite a bit.
You told me about your nightmare.
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What nightmare?
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The one where Andra Shandra
exploded in your face.
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Melli, right?
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Don't tell anyone about that, okay?
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Don't worry.
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Until now I'm the only one who noticed
that you're, you know... shitfaced!
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| don't... drink... usually.
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Hang on a second.
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- What time is it?
- Noon.
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- And Henry just arrived, right?
- A few hours ago. He was late.
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You should really drink this.
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00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:00,520
You keep saying it looks like blood,
but it's tomato juice with some salt...
253
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,480
That was poison.
You will die in thirty seconds.
254
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,320
Just enough time to see your
life flash in front of your eyes.
255
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,120
I'm kidding.
256
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920
Come on, follow me.
257
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,400
So here's another recap for you:
258
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,160
The guy you kicked in the nuts
is Tom Maria Dunckel.
259
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,960
He was a nobody until a week ago
when his new film came out.
260
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,160
Critics destroyed it,
but they loved Tom.
261
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,840
"A breakout performance",
everybody decided.
262
00:16:54,00 --> 00:16:57,200
Now he thinks he's a big star
and wants to get out of this play.
263
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,960
The Turkish guy is Bartur N. Bathur.
He's the director. First name Batur,
264
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,640
last name Bathur - with an "H".
265
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,600
He's a hot shot
from London's West End.
266
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,520
Rumor has it he got banned
from London's theatre scene
267
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,880
because he called
an actor a faggot.
268
00:17:10,40 --> 00:17:12,160
Since Demroy Corban
is such a gay icon,
269
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,800
he's hoping to take the play back
to London to rehabilitate himself.
270
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,840
That's your private room.
Yellow.
271
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,960
...she's the producer and
main financier of the play.
272
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,240
She alone put this thing together,
they say.
273
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,960
Not sure if that's
the whole truth, but...
274
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,440
| like her. She's cool.
275
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,840
And | guess you remember
Andra Shandra and Henry?
276
00:17:36,00 --> 00:17:38,560
Andra is still a no-show, though.
277
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,600
Tell me this is still
the first day of rehearsal.
278
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,920
What was in those
drinks last night?
279
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,800
Today's the premiere!
Thousands of people just await...
280
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,400
I'm kidding!
281
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,80
You need to stop kidding.
282
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:59,360
Yes, it's still the first day.
We just had make-up and wardrobe tests.
283
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,560
Don't mention my
nightmare to anyone.
284
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,00
That's private.
285
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,840
- Got it.
- Hey!
286
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,520
This isn't about
drinking last night.
287
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,480
This is something else.
288
00:18:27,40 --> 00:18:29,520
I'll get you when
the break is over.
289
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:16,800
What do you think I'm doing?
I've been working on him all day.
290
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,920
Why even have this conversation
on the phone, it's ridiculous.
291
00:19:21,80 --> 00:19:23,880
Just tell me what
the hell is going on.
292
00:19:24,40 --> 00:19:27,00
This is about to blow up
in our faces and you're...
293
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,00
You can get who?
294
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320
And you're sure?
295
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,80
Wonderful! I'll talk to him.
296
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,800
No. Spare me the speech.
297
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,760
| Know you've been sent for that.
Who is running this shitshow anyway?
298
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,800
Why does he or she or they/them/it,
299
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,600
gender my fucking ass,
not talk to me in person?
300
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,880
- You deal with me, that's how it is.
- No. That's how it was.
301
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,240
- You sure you want to do that?
- You can threaten me all you want.
302
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,560
| won't be bullied into this anymore.
303
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,760
You know I'm fucking done.
304
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,40
| can get Jasmin von Otten
to replace Andra.
305
00:20:16,00 --> 00:20:19,40
lf Andra breaks her contract and
doesn't show up till the end of the day,
306
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,280
| can fire her.
307
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,760
And you get a real actor with Jasmin!
308
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,680
- How sure is that?
- | just phoned her! She'd do it.
309
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,280
Did she... Did she say something about me?
310
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,120
Oh, come on. She loves you.
311
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,00
Okay and...
312
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,760
- And what about David?
- What about him?
313
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,320
Maybe he went a little off script,
but he was amazing.
314
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,560
| never thought
he'd actually show up.
315
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,280
Really, expect me...
316
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,240
to direct the guy
from fucking "Baywatch"?
317
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,720
You should be
glad for the opportunity!
318
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,960
David's the reason the thing works!
He's the draw.
319
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,800
Not Henry, not Tom with his silly hype
going on and certainly not you.
320
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,680
We can manage losing Andra.
But not David.
321
00:21:03,00 --> 00:21:05,840
See, if you can manage losing me.
322
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,480
You know, Jasmin wasn't
disinterested in directing herself...
323
00:21:17,40 --> 00:21:22,120
You... You are a cunt.
You know that, right?
324
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,800
| Know that this potty mouth of yours
got you kicked out of London.
325
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,320
And now this cunt is your
best shot at ever getting back.
326
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,400
Rehearsal is about to start.
They need you back on stage.
327
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,600
Come in here a second.
328
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,840
- Can | ask you something?
- Yes.
329
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,40
You're part of these people.
330
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,200
Am | just the guy from "Baywatch"?
331
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,920
I've never seen "Baywatch", so...
332
00:22:06,80 --> 00:22:07,960
to me you're just a guy.
333
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,760
A guy who
plays a badass Lester.
334
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,560
Since it looks like Andra won't
honor us with her presence,
335
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,880
my personal assistant
will read 'Josephine'
336
00:22:32,40 --> 00:22:34,280
for the remainder of
this glorious first day.
337
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,280
Let's pick up at...
338
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,680
12: Lester at the mercy of Arkin.
339
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,800
- Henry?!
- Okay.
340
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,160
(0 - Hen-!
kay! Let's go.
341
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,560
Ok. David!
342
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,120
I'm not
343
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,320
what you want me to be,
344
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,720
| am nothing in a world
where nothing is sacred.
345
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:09,00
I'm a sacrifice at
the behest of the devil,
346
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:16,680
to mirror your longing for fire and death,
to make you become what you want to become.
347
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,720
In the tenebrous corners
of your feeble mind.
348
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:27,00
If you could only admit it,
| would die with a grin on my face,
349
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:34,00
and then I'd be happy to trade my last
breath just for a chance to spit on you!
350
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,40
Henry!
351
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,680
- You see that guy up there?
- Where?
352
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,800
What guy?
353
00:23:50,80 --> 00:23:54,120
- You... need a line, David?
- No, no. I'm good.
354
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,600
Hey, Batur!
355
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,80
Can | try something?
Let me improvise something
356
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,00
- to help David get into it!
- Yeah, yeah...
357
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,200
Go ahead!
358
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,520
Some people stand in the darkness,
359
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,00
afraid to step into the light.
360
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,960
Some people need to help somebody
when the edge of surrender's in sight.
361
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,600
Don't you worry, it's going to be alright,
‘cause I'm always ready! I...
362
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,600
- ...won't let you out of my sight.
- What are you doing, Tom Maria Dunckel?
363
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,560
Those are the lyrics to the
"Baywatch" theme song.
364
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
Hah.
365
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,440
- Hilarious.
- I'll be ready,
366
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,80
I'll be ready.
367
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,840
Never you fear,
no don't you fear!
368
00:24:35,00 --> 00:24:40,320
I'll be ready,
forever and always,
369
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,240
I'm always here!
370
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,360
Okay, | guess you guys
all had your fun, huh?
371
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,160
I'll do you both a favor.
372
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,720
Tom. Batur.
373
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,440
I'll get you guys out of this deal.
374
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,640
Real easy.
375
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,240
Come on, David!
376
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,120
In us, we all have the power!
377
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,760
But sometimes it's so hard to see,
378
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,680
when instinct is
stronger than reason,
379
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,960
it's just human nature to me...
380
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,40
What are you looking for, David?
381
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,520
Freedom?!
382
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,400
Well done, Tom! Thank you. Great.
383
00:25:28,40 --> 00:25:29,920
Did you meet Andra Shandra?
384
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,680
Yeah. She's nice. Really nice.
385
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,760
Who are you?
386
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,720
Are you following me?!
387
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,720
Who is following you?
388
00:25:42,40 --> 00:25:43,160
| got to leave.
389
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,120
There's a press conference tomorrow.
390
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,360
You're kind of a big deal, huh?
391
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,200
‘David Hasselhoff is a big deal.
392
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:11,160
But I'm not. Listen, can you get
me a flight back to LAX tonight?
393
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,960
I'm sorry about Tom and that song.
| didn't know it's something you hate.
394
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,840
| don't hate it. It's a great song.
395
00:26:17,00 --> 00:26:19,800
Just get me on a plane.
Don't worry about it. This place...
396
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,400
gives me the creeps.
397
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,160
- Chloe will kill me, if I...
- It's okay.
398
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,120
Just drive me to the hotel
and the airport right after.
399
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,480
- Hey, honey!
- Dad?
400
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,200
- Listen, | got to tell you...
- You'll never believe
401
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,920
who | just got off the phone with!
402
00:26:37,80 --> 00:26:38,720
Steven fucking Soderbergh!
403
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,840
There's been a scheduling issue with
George Clooney... He's considering it!
404
00:26:43,00 --> 00:26:44,720
| mean, he has some reservations, but
405
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,520
| told him about your play
and he's impressed!
406
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,760
He wants to be sent a tape!
407
00:26:52,80 --> 00:26:54,760
Dad? The director, Steven Soderbergh?
408
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,680
- | know who he is.
- So, aren't you stoked?!
409
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,40
Your play is making
waves over here!
410
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,280
Listen, honey...
411
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,240
| can't do this.
412
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,240
I'm coming home.
Something's just not right here.
413
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,760
| can't really explain it,
but this is not working.
414
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,960
What's the problem?
Maybe | can renegotiate something?
415
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,520
There's nothing to renegotiate.
416
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,480
Just get me out of it.
I'll pay for the damage.
417
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,480
- Did you drink?
- What? No! No!
418
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,880
No! No!
419
00:27:26,80 --> 00:27:28,480
| got a call and
they're concerned.
420
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,560
| didn't drink, Peach.
421
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,320
- So, what is the problem?
- It's just not right, I'm sorry.
422
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,160
| Know you meant well.
423
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,120
But | got to listen
to my instincts.
424
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,40
- I've always had to.
- Okay...
425
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,280
- | know you took some big risks.
- Don't worry about it.
426
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,280
I'll book the flight right away,
427
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,800
and we'll talk when
you get back, okay?
428
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,120
- | love you, Dad.
- Love you too.
429
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,400
- -So, hotel and then airport?
- Yeah.
430
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,200
Call me when you
know when your flight is.
431
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,640
- I'll be right here, within five minutes.
- You rock! Thanks.
432
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,160
Hello?
433
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,840
Hello?!
434
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,200
Mr. Hasselhoff,
how can | help you?
435
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,840
Where did you come from?
436
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,640
| was actually born here.
437
00:28:43,80 --> 00:28:44,680
| mean just now.
438
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,640
You weren't here a second ago.
439
00:28:50,40 --> 00:28:51,240
Magic.
440
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,320
Keep having a good day!
441
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,40
I'm not having a good day, Conny.
442
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,280
Thank you, sir!
443
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,560
We had a few drinks too many
and you passed out in my shower.
444
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,720
But don't worry. What happens in our
hotel rooms, stays in our hotel rooms.
445
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,880
And we hung up that sign, remember?
446
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,640
They cleaned
it up pretty good.
447
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,520
My old contacts at "The Network".
448
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,640
- What do they want?
- A meeting. That's all.
449
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,80
What if I'm not going?
450
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,280
They saved your ass here
for Christ's sake, David.
451
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,720
Get in.
452
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,600
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