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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:07,307 HERE'S ANOTHER GEOGRAPHY QUESTION FOR $1,000. 2 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,276 WHAT MOUNTAIN RANGE SEPARATES CASABLANCA 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,343 FROM THE SAHARA DESERT? 4 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,314 IS IT "A," THE HIMALAYAS, "B," THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS, 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,516 "C," THE PYRENEES, OR "D," THE ABERDARE MOUNTAINS? 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,751 [ CLICK ] 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,219 DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 8 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,487 IT PROVES EVERYTHING, AND YOU KNOW IT. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,056 DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN? 10 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:24,757 NO THANKS. I HATE WATCHING MYSELF ON TV. 11 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,559 RODDY, WHY DID YOU DO IT? 12 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,562 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DEBT, LIZZIE? 13 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,231 AND I MEAN REAL DEBT. 14 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,532 IT CHANGES EVERYTHING. 15 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,799 THAT'S NO EXCUSE. 16 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,167 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 17 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,302 THE RIGHT THING. 18 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,171 LOOK, LIZZIE, IF THIS IS YOUR WAY OF ASKING FOR A RAISE, 19 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,073 IT WORKED. 20 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,341 HEY, HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? 21 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,610 I DON'T WANT MONEY, RODDY. I'M NOT YOU. 22 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,246 ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T WANT MONEY. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 23 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,081 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. 24 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,317 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO BE PROUD OF THE SHOW 25 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,518 THE WAY I USED TO BE. 26 00:00:51,884 --> 00:00:54,088 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, 27 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:57,290 SLIP IT UNDER THE PRODUCER'S DOOR ANONYMOUSLY? 28 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:01,094 DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COURAGE TO WRITE YOUR OWN NAME ON IT. 29 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,530 AW, LIZZIE, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 30 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,533 HEY, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 31 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,667 DAMN RIGHT IT WON'T. 32 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,668 OKAY, OKAY. 33 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,138 LOOK, YOU WIN. 34 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,173 I'LL QUIT THE SHOW. 35 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,641 BUT JUST GIVE ME ONE DAY. 36 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:16,609 LET ME DO IT ON MY OWN, 37 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,746 SO I CAN DO IT WITH WHATEVER'S LEFT OF MY DIGNITY. 38 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,549 IF THIS IS A TRICK, I DON'T -- 39 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,417 IT'S NOT A TRICK. IT'S NOT A TRICK. 40 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,617 I SWEAR TO YOU. 41 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,353 WATCH -- WATCH TONIGHT. 42 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,256 BEFORE THE BONUS ROUND, I'LL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 43 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,395 GOD HELP ME. 44 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,695 OKAY. 45 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:38,165 OKAY. 46 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,144 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DRINK BEFORE I WALK THE PLANK? 47 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,445 SURE. 48 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,793 [ AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ] 49 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,663 THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO "TREASURE CHEST." 50 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,198 I'M RODDY LANKMAN. 51 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,865 WELL, BEFORE WE START THE BONUS ROUND, 52 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,768 I DO HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 53 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,870 IT'S ABOUT TIME. MY CONTRACT HERE AT "TREASURE CHEST" 54 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:51,739 IS ALMOST UP, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE 55 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,507 HAVE BEEN ASKING WHAT MY PLANS ARE. 56 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,776 WELL, THIS AFTERNOON, I MADE A BIG DECISION, 57 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,680 AND I'D LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE. 58 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,449 I JUST SIGNED A NEW 5-YEAR CONTRACT, 59 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,883 WHICH MEANS I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT HERE 60 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,718 DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO 61 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,222 FOR AS LONG AS THEY WANT ME TO BE HERE. 62 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,490 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 63 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,676 OH, MY GOD. COME ON. 64 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,478 OH, MY GOD. 65 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,283 AAH. OH. 66 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,526 AAH! 67 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,829 AAH! 68 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,444 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 69 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:08,782 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 70 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,651 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 71 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,486 * WELL, I DO 72 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,823 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 73 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,826 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 74 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:22,495 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 75 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,831 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 76 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:29,403 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S AMAZING * 77 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:32,572 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 78 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,643 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED, TOO * 79 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:39,846 * YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION, OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 80 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:43,617 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 81 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,552 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 82 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,588 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 83 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,457 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 84 00:04:59,332 --> 00:04:59,867 OH, THIS IS LOOKING GOOD. 85 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,634 YOU THINK SO? 86 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,970 OH, IT'S LOOKING FANTASTIC. 87 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,971 A LITTLE MORE MAYONNAISE, 88 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,807 A PINCH OF PAPRIKA. 89 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,776 MAYBE TWO PINCHES. MAYBE THREE PINCHES. 90 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,843 OKAY, THAT'S PERFECT. 91 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,077 MAYBE FOUR PINCHES. 92 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,879 OKAY, KEVIN, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH. THANK YOU. 93 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,648 WE ARE GOING TO NEED SOME PEPPER, 94 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,750 AND I THINK I HAVE SOME UPSTAIRS. 95 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:20,721 MAYBE I SHOULD BRING ALL MY SEASONINGS DOWN HERE 96 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,122 IF WE'RE GOING TO BE COOKING ALL WEEK. 97 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:23,690 ALL WEEK? 98 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,358 HERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING -- 99 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,495 THIS IS ONLY THE EIGHTH TIME IN MY LIFE 100 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,096 I HAVE EVER HAD EGG SALAD. 101 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,630 REALLY? 102 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,899 AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET I CAN NAME ALL EIGHT? 103 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,504 THE FIRST TIME WAS IN THIRD GRADE. 104 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,574 I TRADED SANDWICHES WITH A KID NAMED STUART KRAMER. 105 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,409 THEN THREE YEARS AFTER THAT, 106 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,677 MY COUSIN'S CONFIRMATION PARTY. 107 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,380 TWO YEARS AFTER THAT, I WAS IN A RESTAURANT. 108 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,582 I ORDERED TUNA FISH. DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH? 109 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,683 NO, I DON'T. 110 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,786 GET READY TO, BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS EGG SALAD. 111 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,588 I COULD SMELL IT, 112 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,790 BUT THE WAITRESS KEPT SAYING TO ME, "NO, IT'S TUNA FISH." 113 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:58,792 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] PHONE. 114 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,728 WE'RE ON NUMBER THREE. REMEMBER WHERE WE ARE. 115 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,095 HELLO? 116 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,630 OH, SHARONA. 117 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,865 SHARONA, HOW-- HOW'S YOUR MOM? 118 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,535 OH, GOOD. OH, THANK GOD. 119 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,737 THANK GOD FOR MODERN MEDICINE. 120 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:13,473 NOT -- NOT TOO GOOD, ACTUALLY. 121 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,475 HE'S IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW 122 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:18,377 NAMING EVERY EGG SALAD SANDWICH HE EVER HAD. 123 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,983 EIGHT, INCLUDING TODAY. 124 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,752 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 125 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,956 STOP -- STOP LAUGHING. 126 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,490 SHARONA, I DON'T -- 127 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,959 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ASKED HIM TO LOOK IN ON ME. 128 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:36,797 I'M NOT A CHILD. PLEASE STOP LAUGHING. 129 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,832 OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU BACK. GIVE HER MY BEST. 130 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,034 OKAY. 131 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,538 AND WHEN YOU COME BACK... 132 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,439 BRING A GUN. 133 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,675 OKAY. BYE. 134 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,877 THAT WAS SHARONA. 135 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,211 SHE WON'T BE COMING BACK UNTIL MONDAY. 136 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,581 MONDAY. 137 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:54,814 WOW. 138 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,183 WE ARE GOING TO NEED SOME MORE FOOD. 139 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,886 LET'S MAKE A LIST. 140 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,524 OKAY. 141 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,992 BREAD, JUICE, 142 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,995 PAPRIKA... 143 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,161 MILK... 144 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,831 AAH! AAH! NO MILK. 145 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:11,932 RIGHT. 146 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,466 CROSSING THAT OFF THE LIST. 147 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,769 ADDING TO THE LIST BOK CHOY. 148 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,870 [ BUZZER ] DOORBELL. 149 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,143 WHO IS IT? 150 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,913 IT'S TRUDY'S FATHER. 151 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,848 IT'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW. 152 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,016 YEAH, HE CALLED THIS MORNING. 153 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,485 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 154 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,987 I DID. I WROTE IT ON A POST-IT NOTE. 155 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,588 WE NEED MORE OF THOSE, BY THE WAY. 156 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,024 WE'RE OUT OF THEM. 157 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,560 ADRIAN. 158 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,829 DWIGHT. 159 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,062 DAD. 160 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,005 YEAH. 161 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,209 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 162 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:59,913 MR. E., HERE'S YOUR COFFEE. 163 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:00,947 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 164 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,949 I'M STILL NOT USED TO THAT KITCHEN. 165 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:03,916 CAREFUL. IT'S HOT. 166 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,086 THANK YOU, KEVIN. 167 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,088 OH. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE. 168 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,122 THAT'S A RAISIN. I PUT IT IN TO SWEETEN THE COFFEE. 169 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,560 LITTLE TRICK I PICKED UP 170 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,062 WHEN I WAS WAITING TABLES IN ASPEN, COLORADO, 171 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,163 WHICH I DID FOR TWO SUMMERS. NOT TWO CONSECUTIVE SUMMERS, 172 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,065 'CAUSE THERE WAS A SUMMER IN BETWEEN -- 173 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,067 THANK YOU, KEVIN. THANK YOU, KEVIN. 174 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,235 DELICIOUS. OKAY. 175 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,042 OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 176 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,579 OH, THANK YOU. 177 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,245 DID YOU GET MY CARD? 178 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,316 UH, YES, I DID. 179 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,684 DID YOU LOOK INSIDE? 180 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,587 'CAUSE THE PUNCH LINE WAS ON THE INSIDE. 181 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:44,124 YES, I DID. IT WAS VERY FUNNY. 182 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,293 IT WAS A PUN. 183 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,727 IT WAS VERY FUNNY. 184 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,163 IT'S ON MY MANTEL. EVERYBODY LIKES IT. 185 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,301 HOW IS MARCIA? 186 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,135 MUCH BETTER. 187 00:08:56,168 --> 00:09:00,206 SHE'S, UH, VOLUNTEERING AS A GRIEF COUNSELOR. 188 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,341 BELIEVE ME, SHE'S GOOD AT IT. 189 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,013 SEND HER MY LOVE. 190 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,649 WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT WOULDN'T BE NECESSARY. 191 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,283 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 192 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,653 I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT COME BACK WITH ME TO LOS ANGELES. 193 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:16,355 I'M PRODUCING A NEW GAME SHOW. 194 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,024 IT'S CALLED "TREASURE CHEST." 195 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,125 [ DISH RATTLES ] 196 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,628 WOW. 197 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,129 WOW. IS THAT YOUR SHOW? BECAUSE I LOVE THAT SHOW. 198 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,365 WHO COMES UP WITH ALL THOSE QUESTIONS? 199 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,735 WELL, WE HAVE A STAFF OF WRITERS. 200 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:32,338 'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -- 201 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:35,307 THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOOD AT. 202 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,878 I'M ALWAYS ASKING PEOPLE QUESTIONS, 203 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,212 AND A LOT OF THE TIME, THEY ARE GENUINELY STUMPED. 204 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,883 THAT'S TRUE. WE ARE. 205 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,885 ADRIAN... 206 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,687 MY LITTLE SHOW'S IN TROUBLE. 207 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,922 I THINK IT'S SERIOUS. 208 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,624 WHAT IS IT? 209 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,692 WELL, I'D RATHER YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF. 210 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,662 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME DOWN TO L.A. 211 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,729 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS? 212 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:56,963 PLENTY OF ROOM. 213 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,731 MARCIA WOULD LOVE IT. 214 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,399 OH, UH, I'M SORRY. 215 00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:02,635 DWIGHT, I-I CAN'T. 216 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,938 UH, I-I-I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 217 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,375 SHARONA'S NOT HERE. 218 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,076 I'M HERE. 219 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,410 WE COULD GO. 220 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:13,746 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 221 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,014 COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 222 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:19,286 THREE GUYS ON A ROAD TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD. 223 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,682 Kevin: IS RODDY LANKMAN HERE? 224 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:50,984 LENNY, TELL BERNIE NOT TO START 225 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,686 THE MUSIC CUES TOO SOON, 226 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,287 AND MAKE SURE THE AFFILIATES ARE SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW. 227 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,822 MR. E., IS RODDY LANKMAN HERE? 228 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:56,724 HE'S PROBABLY IN MAKEUP. 229 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,457 OKAY, DO YOU THINK I COULD TALK TO HIM? 230 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,860 'CAUSE I HAVE SOME IDEAS THAT I'D LIKE TO RUN BY HIM. 231 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,163 DON'T WORRY, MR. E., I WON'T EMBARRASS YOU. 232 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,464 I'M SURE YOU WON'T. IT'S JUST THAT RODDY 233 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,332 DOESN'T LIKE TO BE DISTURBED BEFORE THE SHOW. 234 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,168 TANYA. 235 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,470 THIS IS KEVIN DORFMAN, 236 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,773 A FRIEND OF MINE FROM SAN FRANCISCO. 237 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,073 WOULD YOU MIND SHOWING HIM AROUND? 238 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,408 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 239 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,879 YOU'RE THE POINTER. OH, POINT TO SOMETHING. 240 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:19,812 IT LOOKS BETTER. 241 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,815 SHE MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK BETTER, TANYA. 242 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,283 HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? 243 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,086 I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 244 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,023 VAL BIRCH. 245 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,991 THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND ADRIAN MONK. 246 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,192 ADRIAN. 247 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,761 WELL, GYM CLASS MUST HAVE BEEN HELL 248 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,895 WITH A NAME LIKE THAT. 249 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,230 YES. YES, IT WAS. THANK YOU. 250 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,498 ARE YOU NEARLY DONE, 251 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,167 OR DO YOU JUST LIKE TOUCHING ME? 252 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,869 ADRIAN'S HERE FROM SAN FRANCISCO. 253 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,971 OH, FRISCO -- GOD-AWFUL TOWN. 254 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,873 I WAS THERE LAST YEAR. 255 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,407 IT WAS FOGGY THE WHOLE WEEK. 256 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,909 WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT FOG? 257 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,946 WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW. I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS. 258 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,847 I COULDN'T SEE A DAMN THING, 259 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,448 NOT EVEN THAT, UM... [ CAN RATTLES ] 260 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,850 UH, GOLDEN BRIDGE THEY GOT. 261 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:58,918 THE GOLDEN GATE. 262 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,053 NO, GENIUS, THE BRIDGE. 263 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,155 RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT -- THE GOLDEN... 264 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,758 OKAY, OKAY. 265 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,827 TESTING, 1, 2, 3. WE'RE DONE, OKAY? 266 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,932 THAT IDIOT'S WON SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW. 267 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,402 ADRIAN, I KNOW HE'S CHEATING. 268 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:18,905 I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW. 269 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:25,913 RODDY LANKMAN? 270 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,447 UH, YEAH. 271 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,982 KEVIN DORFMAN. 272 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:33,253 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS, SIR. A MAJOR FAN. 273 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,486 OKAY, HOW YOU DOING? 274 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,423 LOOK, I KNOW WE JUST MET, RODDY, 275 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,893 BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY. 276 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,028 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 277 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,995 BECAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SHOW, 278 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,865 AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, WE CAN PRODUCE IT TOGETHER. 279 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,033 I REALLY CAN'T. 280 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,100 OKAY. 281 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,402 IT'S CALLED "40 WINKS." 282 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,537 IN A NUTSHELL, 283 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,806 THREE CONTESTANTS, THREE BEDS. 284 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,174 THE FIRST ONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP WINS. 285 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,911 SO WE'RE WATCHING PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP? 286 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,946 EXACTLY. 287 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,248 YOU SNOOZE, YOU WIN. 288 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,950 I CAN'T DO THAT. 289 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,918 I-I CAN'T EVEN REALLY TALK TO STRANGERS 290 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,886 ABOUT IDEAS. IT'S FOR LEGAL REASONS. 291 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,589 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT A STRANGER, THEN. 292 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,457 I'M FRIENDS WITH DWIGHT ELLISON. 293 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,926 OH, REALLY? 294 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,894 I'M HERE WITH ADRIAN MONK, THE DETECTIVE. 295 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,963 DETECTIVE? 296 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,831 YEAH, FROM SAN FRANCISCO. 297 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,000 DWIGHT BROUGHT HIM HERE TO LOOK AROUND. 298 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,301 [ Whispering ] HE'S HAVING 299 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,602 SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THE SHOW. 300 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,304 HUH. 301 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,073 NICE TO MEET YOU. 302 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,240 ALL RIGHT. 303 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:30,943 A DETECTIVE? 304 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,345 WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN? 305 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,447 HE'S FROM SAN FRANCISCO. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 306 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,615 SO WHAT? 307 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,250 SO WHAT? 308 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,885 HE'S GOING TO BE WATCHING US. 309 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:39,919 SO LET HIM WATCH. 310 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,421 HE'S NOT GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 311 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,889 THE SYSTEM IS PERFECT. 312 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,091 NOW, LOOK, HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN -- 313 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,293 I'M GOING TO WIN TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO WIN TOMORROW, 314 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,462 AND I'M GOING TO KEEP ON WINNING UNTIL I SAY WE'RE DONE. 315 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,499 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 316 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,967 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, HUH? 317 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,937 WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT 318 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,938 BEFORE YOU KILLED YOUR ASSISTANT. 319 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,572 NOW LET'S GO BACK INSIDE. 320 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,942 IT'S SHOWTIME. 321 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,154 IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS, ADRIAN. 322 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,224 I NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AT THIS FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE. 323 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,457 MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING. 324 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,027 ARE YOU SURE HE'S CHEATING? 325 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,461 HE HAS TO BE. THAT NEANDERTHAL VAL BIRCH -- 326 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,530 HE'S BEEN ANSWERING GRADUATE-LEVEL QUESTIONS 327 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,399 IN GEOGRAPHY, HISTORY, ASTRONOMY. 328 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,668 NOBODY'S THAT SMART -- NOT EVEN YOU. 329 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:32,239 SO HE HAS TO BE GETTING THE QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE. 330 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,540 MAYBE SOMEBODY'S HELPING HIM -- ONE OF THE WRITERS. 331 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,908 I THOUGHT OF THAT. 332 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,909 FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS, 333 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,946 I'VE BEEN WRITING ALL THE QUESTIONS MYSELF. 334 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,081 THESE ARE THE ONES WE'RE USING TONIGHT. 335 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,481 WHO ELSE GETS TO SEE THESE? 336 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:43,549 NOBODY. 337 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,052 NOT THE DIRECTOR, NOT EVEN RODDY. 338 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,254 THESE ENVELOPES STAY SEALED 339 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,524 UNTIL HE OPENS THEM ON STAGE DURING THE ACTUAL GAME. 340 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,197 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THAT? 341 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,633 IT'S RODDY LANKMAN'S PENCIL. 342 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,568 YEAH, THOSE ARE HIS TEETH MARKS. 343 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,303 THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A COLLECTIBLE. 344 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,038 YOU CAN LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH. 345 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,340 I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT. 346 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,275 YEAH, RIGHT. SERIOUSLY, DON'T TOUCH IT. 347 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,278 Man: LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, 348 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,182 LET'S GRAB THOSE SHOVELS AND GO DIGGING, 349 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,484 'CAUSE THE NAME OF THE GAME IS "TREASURE CHEST"! 350 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,388 WITH YOUR HOST RODDY LANKMAN! 351 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,688 Kevin: WHOO! 352 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,490 Roddy: THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 353 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,125 WELCOME BACK TO "TREASURE CHEST." 354 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,427 I'M RODDY LANKMAN, 355 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229 AND, BOY, WHAT A NICE CROWD WE HAVE TODAY, 356 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,197 BUT LET'S WELCOME BACK OUR REIGNING CHAMPION. 357 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,066 HE'S BEEN HERE FOR THREE WEEKS. 358 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,067 HE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN. 359 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,668 HE'S A RETIRED LIMOUSINE DRIVER FROM WOODLAND HILLS. 360 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,870 IN HIS FREE TIME, 361 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,572 HE LIKES HUNTING AND FISHING UP IN THE BLUESTONE VALLEY. 362 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,009 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW VAL BIRCH! 363 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 364 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,385 WHAT IS THE LARGEST DESERT IN ASIA? 365 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,687 IS IT "A," THE SAHARA, "B," THE NEGEV, 366 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,456 "C," THE GOBI, "D" -- 367 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,126 "C," THE GOBI. CORRECT FOR $1,000! 368 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,565 THANK YOU, TANYA. 369 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,567 THE NEXT QUESTION, FOR $1,500 -- 370 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,370 WHICH MONARCH IS SOMETIMES KNOWN AS "THE TRAGIC QUEEN"? 371 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,307 WAS IT "A," QUEEN ELIZABETH, "B," MARIE ANTOINETTE, 372 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,442 "C," CATHERINE THE GREAT -- 373 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,278 "B," MARY ANN TONETTE. 374 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,648 UH, THAT IS CORRECT. MARIE ANTOINETTE. 375 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,649 WHOO! 376 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,686 HE MISPRONOUNCED IT. 377 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,421 HERE'S A $2,000 QUESTION, 378 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,756 AND I SEE THIS ONE HAS A VISUAL CLUE, 379 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,659 SO, TANYA, IF YOU COULD BRING UP OUR VISUAL. 380 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,730 WHICH FOUNDING FATHER LIVED IN THIS HOUSE? 381 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:42,101 WAS IT "A," GEORGE WASHINGTON, "B," THOMAS JEFFERSON, "C" -- 382 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,370 "B," JEFFERSON. 383 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,105 JEFFERSON IS CORRECT FOR $2,000. 384 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,407 PITCHING ANOTHER PERFECT GAME, VAL BIRCH. 385 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,775 DID YOU SEE THAT? 386 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,177 WHAT? 387 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,678 HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PICTURE, 388 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,246 AND HE STILL GOT IT RIGHT. 389 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,115 HOW? 390 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,317 MAYBE THEY'RE SIGNALING EACH OTHER. 391 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,286 VAL BIRCH IS STILL IN THE LEAD 392 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:03,155 WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF $234,000! 393 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,424 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY, VAL. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH IT? 394 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,559 I DON'T KNOW. LET'S JUST KEEP PLAYING. 395 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,433 MARCIA. 396 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,669 COME SEE WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. 397 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,507 ADRIAN. 398 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,241 MARCIA. 399 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,477 WELCOME HOME. 400 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,512 THANK YOU. 401 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,083 YOU OKAY? 402 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,519 YES, I'M -- I'M JUST -- 403 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,453 THERE ARE SO MANY MEMORIES. 404 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,123 I KNOW. 405 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,724 THAT'S WHY WE COULD NEVER MOVE. 406 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,127 OH, HONEY, THIS IS KEVIN DORFMAN. 407 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,329 HELLO. KEVIN DORFMAN. 408 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,697 I LIVE ABOVE ADRIAN. 409 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,166 MAY I SAY WHAT A LOVELY HOME 410 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,335 YOU HAVE HERE. OH, THANK YOU. 411 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,635 SPANISH STYLE, ISN'T IT? 412 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,403 YES. YES, I THOUGHT SO. 413 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,306 I GREW UP IN A HOUSE JUST LIKE THIS, 414 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,874 EXCEPT THE DINING ROOM 415 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:56,242 WAS OVER ON THIS SIDE, 416 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,411 AND THERE WAS A HALLWAY RIGHT HERE... 417 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,258 OUR TRUDY. MAYBE. 418 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,692 HA HA HA. WHOA! 419 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,196 HI, MOM, DAD. THIS IS ADRIAN. 420 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,165 MR. AND MRS. ELLISON. 421 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,432 IT'S DWIGHT AND MARCIA. 422 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,901 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE OLD FRIENDS, 423 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,671 THE WAY TRUDY TALKS ABOUT YOU. 424 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,405 SHE'S BEEN SENDING US ARTICLES AND NEWSPAPER STORIES. 425 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,407 YOU CAN BELIEVE ABOUT 40% OF THAT STUFF. 426 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,277 COME IN, COME IN. 427 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,811 YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED. 428 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,181 NICE TO SEE YOU. 429 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,781 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 430 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,218 OH, THAT'S OKAY. WE DON'T MIND A LITTLE DIRT. 431 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,220 ALMOST DONE. 432 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,923 OKAY. 433 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,259 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME. 434 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,230 Marcia: OH, THAT'S FASCINATING. 435 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,632 WELL, COME ON IN. 436 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,734 I'M SURE YOU MUST ALL BE EXHAUSTED. 437 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,538 ADRIAN, YOU REMEMBER WHERE THE GUEST ROOM IS? 438 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,339 OH, YEAH. 439 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:41,280 IT'S STILL HOW SHE LEFT IT. 440 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,914 DO YOU WANT TO GO IN? 441 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,786 THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO KEEP. 442 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,692 I CAN'T. 443 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,561 I KNOW. 444 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,230 IT TOOK ME 2 1/2 YEARS. 445 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:02,402 HOW DID YOU DO IT, MARCIA? 446 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,471 HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? 447 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,340 I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD. 448 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,380 I WAS BURIED ALIVE. 449 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,249 BURIED ALIVE. 450 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,453 AND THEN ONE DAY, 451 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,821 THE SUN CAME UP. 452 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,590 MY GARDEN WAS BLOOMING. 453 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,460 KIDS WERE RIDING BY THE HOUSE ON THEIR BIKES, 454 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,730 AND I DECIDED TO GIVE THE WORLD A SECOND CHANCE. 455 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,569 IT'S STILL A BEAUTIFUL WORLD, ADRIAN. 456 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,615 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 457 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,916 IT'S NO PROBLEM. 458 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,452 I REMEMBER HOW YOU LIKE EVERYTHING SEPARATED. 459 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,422 IT'S OKAY. 460 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,655 SO, KEVIN, 461 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,724 DID I UNDERSTAND ADRIAN CORRECTLY? 462 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,792 YOU WON THE LOTTERY A COUPLE YEARS AGO? 463 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,430 YES, I DID. THAT IS ACCURATE. 464 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,499 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING 465 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,468 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE MONEY. 466 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,369 THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION. HERE'S A TIP -- 467 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,971 IF YOU'RE EVER LUCKY ENOUGH TO WIN THE BIG JACKPOT, 468 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,741 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT MAKE SOME OF THE MISTAKES I MADE. 469 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,509 FOR ONE THING, 470 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,479 VEGAS -- IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO AVOID. 471 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,881 SECONDLY, IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO HIRE AN ACCOUNTANT, 472 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,951 YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S CERTIFIED. 473 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:28,855 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, 474 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,390 MARRY LISA ABROMOWITZ. 475 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,491 HA HA HA. 476 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,426 I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. 477 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,430 OR HER SISTER SHELLY. 478 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,438 Marcia: IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FOOD? 479 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,574 OH, NO, MOM. IT'S PERFECT. 480 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:50,509 I'LL, UM, EXPLAIN LATER. 481 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:54,646 ADRIAN, I'M PRODUCING A NEW COP SHOW IN THE FALL. 482 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,482 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A CONSULTANT 483 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,684 TO WORK WITH THE WRITERS, KEEP US HONEST. 484 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,420 THE POSITION IS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. 485 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,556 WOW. 486 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,557 DWIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 487 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,527 WHY DON'T YOU SAY YES? DAD, THAT'S REALLY SWEET, 488 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,429 BUT ADRIAN WOULD NEVER QUIT HIS JOB. 489 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,497 IT'S HIS LIFE. 490 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,031 OH, YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE HIM. HE IS SO BRILLIANT. 491 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,500 HERE WE GO. WHEN HE'S AT A CRIME SCENE, 492 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,634 THE OTHER POLICEMEN, 493 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,036 THEY JUST STAND BACK AND WATCH HIM WORK. 494 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,038 THEY WATCH ME SO THEY KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO. 495 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,907 OH, YOU ARE SO MODEST. BESIDES, WE LOVE SAN FRANCISCO. 496 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,545 I REALLY CAN'T SEE US EVER LEAVING. 497 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,814 IT'S SO FAR AWAY. NOT THE WAY TRUDY DRIVES. 498 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,583 SO YOU WON'T BE MOVING BACK. 499 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,051 WELL, ADRIAN, 500 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,488 YOU TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLE GIRL. 501 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,022 SHE'S ALL WE HAVE. 502 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,657 YES, SIR. I WILL. 503 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,501 I'M SO SORRY. 504 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,171 ABOUT WHAT? 505 00:22:52,203 --> 00:22:54,140 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD THE PHONE. 506 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,173 I'VE GOT IT. 507 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,509 GOT WHAT? 508 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,545 HOW THEY'RE CHEATING ON THE SHOW. 509 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,112 IT'S A CODE. 510 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,648 RODDY LANKMAN IS BLINKING 511 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,983 WHEN HE ASKS THE QUESTIONS. 512 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,653 LIKE ONCE FOR "A," 513 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,121 TWO FOR "B." 514 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,690 THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. 515 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,724 NO, NO, NO, NO. I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 516 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,794 I'VE STUDIED EVERY FRAME FROM EVERY SHOW. 517 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,128 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. HE NEVER BLINKS OR GESTURES 518 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:21,067 OR CHANGES HIS VOICE, AT LEAST THAT I COULD TELL. 519 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,035 WELL, YOU WERE THERE. DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING? 520 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,436 NO, NO. 521 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,638 BUT WHEN CAN I TALK TO THIS MR. LANKMAN? 522 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:27,973 I'VE ALREADY ASKED HIM. 523 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,675 HE WON'T TALK TO YOU OR ANYBODY. 524 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,679 THESE DAYS, HE HARDLY EVER LEAVES HIS TRAILER. 525 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,646 POOR GUY'S HAD A PRETTY TOUGH YEAR. 526 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,682 WHAT HAPPENED? 527 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,917 WELL, FOR ONE THING, HE'S BROKE. 528 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,220 HE DECLARED BANKRUPTCY LAST JANUARY. 529 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:42,588 AND THEN THERE WAS THE ACCIDENT. 530 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,022 WHAT ACCIDENT? 531 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,857 LAST MONTH HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT, 532 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,759 A GIRL NAMED LIZZIE TALVO, WAS KILLED. 533 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,896 HER CAR WENT OFF THE ROAD IN BLUESTONE VALLEY. 534 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,932 RODDY TOOK IT PRETTY HARD. 535 00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:54,500 BLUESTONE VALLEY? 536 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,734 VAL BIRCH... 537 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,903 GOES FISHING IN BLUESTONE VALLEY. 538 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,873 THEY MENTIONED IT ON THE SHOW WHEN THEY INTRODUCED HIM. 539 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,077 VAL BIRCH FISHES... 540 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,815 WHERE THE GIRL WAS KILLED. 541 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,019 HE FISHES WHERE THE GIRL WAS KILLED. 542 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,689 THAT'S PROBABLY IMPORTANT. 543 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,726 DID YOU NOTICE HE SAID IT TWICE? 544 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:35,007 ARE YOU OKAY? 545 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,776 I'M FINE. 546 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,977 WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE? 547 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,747 WE'RE IN RUGGED TERRAIN. THIS IS MY RUGGED TERRAIN FACE. 548 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,249 OKAY. 549 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:47,286 OKAY, SHE WAS -- SHE WAS TRAVELING EAST. 550 00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:49,255 HER CAR WENT OFF THE ROAD UP THERE, 551 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,891 ENDED UP... 552 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:54,226 RIGHT HERE BETWEEN THESE TWO ROCKS. 553 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,028 HAVEN'T THE POLICE ALREADY BEEN HERE? 554 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,864 WELL, THAT'S TRUE, 555 00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,599 BUT THEY WEREN'T REALLY LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. 556 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,869 THIS WASN'T A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION. 557 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,576 WHAT IS IT? 558 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,510 SOMETHING? 559 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,183 SOMETHING INTENDED FOR DWIGHT ELLISON. 560 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,557 AN EXERCISE TAPE. 561 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,525 DID YOU BRING THOSE BAGGIES? 562 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,128 OH, THIS IS REAL EVIDENCE, ISN'T IT? 563 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,998 OH, GOODNESS. I FEEL LIKE A -- 564 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,164 [ GAGS ] 565 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,866 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 566 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,035 ARE YOU OKAY? 567 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,036 I JUST SWALLOWED A BUG. 568 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,237 YOU -- YOU WHAT? 569 00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:39,605 I'M OKAY. 570 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,106 UGH. 571 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,753 WHAT IS IT? 572 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:55,922 [ RATTLES ] 573 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:06,598 IT'S VAL BIRCH. 574 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,099 HE WAS HERE. 575 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,803 [ GAGS ] 576 00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,003 KEVIN? 577 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,372 IT'S OKAY. I SPIT THAT ONE OUT. 578 00:26:13,404 --> 00:26:15,875 OH, GOD. JUST -- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, 579 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,777 AND JUST -- FOR GOD'S SAKE, COVER YOUR MOUTH. 580 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,645 OKAY. 581 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,779 IT'S JUST A VIDEOTAPE. 582 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,749 "THIGHS AND ABS: 10 MINUTES A DAY TO A PERFECT YOU." 583 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,182 DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 584 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,653 YEAH, ME NEITHER. WE'RE AT VAL BIRCH'S HOUSE NOW. 585 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,386 I WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER WORD WITH HIM. 586 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,656 NO, I'LL BE FINE. THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT, DWIGHT. 587 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,762 I DON'T THINK HE'S HOME. 588 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,034 HELLO, MR. BIRCH? 589 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,069 HELLO, IT'S ADRIAN MONK. 590 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,673 WE SPOKE YESTERDAY AT THE SHOW. 591 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:47,807 MR. BIRCH? 592 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,741 I'M HERE, TOO. KEVIN DORFMAN. 593 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,743 I'M HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR. 594 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,385 IT LOOKS UNLOCKED. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 595 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,121 WELL, WE CAN'T GO IN 596 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,757 WITHOUT A REASON. 597 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,326 I'M KIND OF THIRSTY. DOES THAT COUNT? 598 00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:08,326 NO, KEVIN. 599 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,063 THIRST IS NO EXCUSE FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. 600 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,699 WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF IT WAS? 601 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,767 YES, THAT WOULD BE COOL. 602 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,134 HERE. LET ME... 603 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,170 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 604 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,672 I'M LEANING IN. 605 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,339 YEAH, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL FOR THREE SEMESTERS. 606 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,976 YOU CAN LEAN ANYWHERE YOU WANT. IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION. 607 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,678 I CAN'T IMAGINE 608 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,880 WHICH CONSTITUTION YOU'RE REFERRING TO. 609 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,915 YOU KNOW WHAT? GRAB MY PANTS. 610 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,182 PARDON ME? 611 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,118 GRAB MY PANTS. I NEED THE COUNTERWEIGHT. 612 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,054 KEVIN, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GRAB YOUR PANTS. 613 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:36,255 [ SIGHS ] 614 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,656 IF I TOUCH THAT FLOOR, IT'S A FELONY. 615 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,040 MR. BIRCH? 616 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,777 HELLO? 617 00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:59,846 MR. BIRCH? 618 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,013 HELLO? 619 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,182 KEVIN, YOU SEE THAT PENCIL ON THE CHAIR? 620 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:05,451 CAN YOU REACH THAT? 621 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,194 YOU GOT IT? 622 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,864 I GOT IT. PULL ME. 623 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:19,198 YES, I GOT IT. 624 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,969 DO YOU STILL HAVE THE PENCIL 625 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,836 THAT RODDY LANKMAN GAVE YOU YESTERDAY? 626 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:25,837 THE COLLECTIBLE. 627 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,439 THE COLLECTIBLE. 628 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,448 KEVIN, DO YOU HAVE THE PENCIL? 629 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,951 I HAVE THE PENCIL. 630 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,021 HE WAS HERE. 631 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,958 RODDY LANKMAN WAS HERE... 632 00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:48,094 BUT WHY? 633 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,096 MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHEAT. 634 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:51,096 LET'S GO. 635 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,964 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 636 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,103 Val's voice: HI, THIS IS YOUR OLD PAL VAL. 637 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,904 LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE WHEN YOU HEAR THE BEEP. 638 00:28:58,938 --> 00:28:59,905 [ BEEP ] 639 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:00,873 [ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] 640 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,540 HE'S CHECKING HIS MESSAGES. 641 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,343 Computer voice: YOU HAVE ONE SAVED MESSAGE. 642 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,878 MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M. 643 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:07,913 [ TOUCH-TONE BEEP ] 644 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,115 HE'S SKIPPING THAT ONE. 645 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:13,384 YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE. TODAY, 10:15 A.M. 646 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,354 Man: MR. BIRCH, THIS IS TONY FORREST 647 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:17,789 AT SOUTHLAND MERCEDES. I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. 648 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,326 THE NEW 640 YOU ORDERED WILL BE IN TOMORROW. 649 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,828 I GOT IT HERE IN THREE WEEKS JUST LIKE I PROMISED. 650 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,329 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO PICK IT UP. 651 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,932 [ CLICK ] 652 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,535 HE ORDERED A NEW MERCEDES-BENZ 653 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,871 FOUR WEEKS AGO. 654 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,905 BEFORE HE WENT ON THE SHOW. 655 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,141 THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONFIDENCE. 656 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:36,442 HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO WIN. 657 00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:37,977 IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW THEY'RE CHEATING, 658 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,345 WE CAN NAIL THEM BOTH. 659 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:41,313 I HAVE TO GET CLOSER. 660 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,949 CLOSER? 661 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,884 YESTERDAY WE WERE IN THE FRONT ROW. 662 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,952 YOU CAN'T GET MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT. 663 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,959 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW ADRIAN MONK. 664 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:56,996 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYING ] 665 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,877 WELCOME TO THE SHOW, ADRIAN. 666 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,046 MR. E., YOU ARE NOT GOING TO REGRET THIS. 667 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,315 IS THERE ANYBODY YOU'D LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO? 668 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,317 YES. OKAY, WHO WOULD THAT BE? 669 00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:20,920 SHARONA. SHE'S IN NEW JERSEY VISITING HER MOTHER. 670 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,188 OH, THAT'S VERY NICE. 671 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,890 HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND SHARONA BEEN MARRIED? 672 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,857 NO, NO, NO. 673 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,926 UH, SHARONA IS MY NURSE. 674 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,064 I WAS MARRIED, BUT MY WIFE TRUDY WAS KILLED BY A CAR BOMB. 675 00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:33,499 [ MURMURING ] 676 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,201 DID HE JUST SAY "CAR BOMB"? 677 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,068 WHICH IS WHY I HAVE DEVOTED MY LIFE 678 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,204 TO PUTTING CRIMINALS BEHIND BARS, 679 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,040 EVEN FAMOUS, POWERFUL MEN 680 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,541 WHO THINK THEY'RE ABOVE THE LAW. 681 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:49,448 UH, I'M SURE YOU DO A GREAT JOB, TOO. 682 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,650 ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO... 683 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:53,352 All: DIG FOR TREASURE? 684 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,253 ALL RIGHT, TANYA, LET'S GET THIS GAME STARTED. 685 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:58,958 WE'RE GOING TO START OUT WITH A $1,000 QUESTION. 686 00:30:58,990 --> 00:30:59,959 WHERE -- 687 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:00,960 [ BUZZER ] 688 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:01,961 ADRIAN. 689 00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:05,030 I'M SORRY. 690 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:09,969 UM, THERE WAS A SMUDGE ON MY BUZZER THING. 691 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,971 WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT ACCORDING TO OUR RULE BOOK, 692 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,972 YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. 693 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,142 COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION, PLEASE? 694 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:17,476 YES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 695 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,510 ONLY THE PART THAT YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD, 696 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,248 SO...WHERE? 697 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,919 WHERE? 698 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,291 WHERE? 699 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,561 ONCE MORE, PLEASE. 700 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,198 WHERE? 701 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,468 WHERE... 702 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,935 YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS. 703 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:48,539 CONSTANTINOPLE. 704 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,143 WELL, WE'RE A MULTIPLE CHOICE SHOW, 705 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,378 SO ALL WE NEED IS "A," "B," "C," OR "D." 706 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,380 "D." 707 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,015 "D"? 708 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,017 NO, "B." 709 00:31:58,049 --> 00:31:59,018 "B." 710 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,652 "B." "B." DEFINITELY "B." 711 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,653 "B," AND THAT'S YOUR FINAL ANSWER. 712 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,223 "A." 713 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:10,128 UH, WELL, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "C," MACY'S. 714 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,965 MOVING ON, LET'S GO TO OUR $1,500 QUESTION. 715 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,067 [ BUZZER ] 716 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,503 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 717 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,705 I'M SORRY. IT'S STILL A LITTLE GRIMY HERE. 718 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,544 TIME IS MONEY FOR SOME OF US. 719 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:27,212 OKAY, I'LL TRY. 720 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,348 ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON TO THE $1,500 QUESTION -- 721 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:33,118 [ BUZZER ] 722 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,452 [ BUZZER ] 723 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:39,357 [ BUZZER ] 724 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:42,094 [ BUZZER ] 725 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,462 [ BUZZER ] 726 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:47,766 OKAY. 727 00:32:47,798 --> 00:32:49,401 I'M DONE. 728 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:51,737 [ BUZZER ] 729 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,473 THAT'S IT. 730 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:58,410 WHAT ELEMENT DO YOU ADD TO IRON TO MAKE STEEL? 731 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:03,015 IS IT "A," ALUMINUM, "B," CARBON, "C," LEAD, OR -- 732 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,316 "B," CARBON. 733 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,118 CARBON IS CORRECT FOR $1,500. 734 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,288 THEY'RE STILL CHEATING. 735 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,358 BUT WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT WITH ADRIAN OUT THERE? 736 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,094 THEY HAVE NO CHOICE. 737 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,461 IF VAL LOSES TODAY, HE CAN'T COME BACK. 738 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,396 WHAT GREEK CITY HOSTED THE ORIGINAL OLYMPICS? 739 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,698 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 740 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:22,201 WAS IT "A," ATHENS, "B," RHODES, 741 00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:23,269 "C," OLYMPIA -- 742 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,336 "C," OLYMPIA. 743 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,605 CORRECT AGAIN FOR $1,500. 744 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,241 [ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ] 745 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:33,278 HE FIGURED IT OUT. 746 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:36,281 HE KNOWS HOW THEY'RE CHEATING. 747 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,727 ONE MINUTE. WE ARE BACK IN ONE. 748 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:50,395 SO YOU FIGURED IT OUT? 749 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,064 YES, SIR. I KNOW HOW THEY'RE CHEATING. 750 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:53,565 WAS I RIGHT ABOUT THE BLINKING? 751 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:54,732 NO. WAS I CLOSE? 752 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,767 NO. 753 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,568 BUT IT IS A CODE. 754 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:58,769 LANKMAN IS HOLDING THE QUESTION CARDS 755 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,538 DIFFERENTLY EVERY TIME. 756 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,708 IF HE HOLDS IT BY THIS CORNER, 757 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,343 IT MEANS THE ANSWER IS "A." 758 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,644 THIS CORNER MEANS "B," AND THIS ONE'S FOR "C." 759 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,079 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 760 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,114 AAH. 761 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,349 I GUESS WE CALL THE POLICE. 762 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,085 HI, IT'S ME. IT'S 7:15. 763 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:15,420 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME. 764 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,822 I LOVE YOU. 765 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,331 DWIGHT... 766 00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:28,534 DWIGHT. 767 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,168 WHEN DID LIZZIE TALVO DIE? 768 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,336 WHAT WAS THE DATE? 769 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,338 MAY 2nd. 770 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:33,539 MAY 2nd. ABOUT WHAT TIME? 771 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,106 EVENING, WHILE THE SHOW WAS ON. 772 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,576 AROUND 7:39 P.M.? 773 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:38,643 THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 774 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:39,844 DON'T CALL THE POLICE. 775 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,547 NOT YET. THESE MEN ARE GUILTY OF MORE THAN JUST CHEATING, 776 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,715 AND I THINK I CAN PROVE IT. 777 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,416 YOU'RE GOING TO PROVE IT NOW? 778 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,653 IF I DON'T DO IT NOW, THEY MIGHT DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. 779 00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:50,222 15 SECONDS! PLACES! 780 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,291 I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO GO. 781 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:53,724 LISTEN, ISN'T THERE A WAY 782 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,726 TO MAKE A PHONE CALL DURING THE SHOW? 783 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,728 WELL, YOU CAN PHONE A FRIEND, 784 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,463 BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE BONUS ROUND. 785 00:34:58,496 --> 00:34:59,898 OH, YOU'RE SO FAR BEHIND. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 786 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,300 FIVE SECONDS! 787 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,302 4, 3, 2... 788 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:05,737 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYING ] 789 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,804 [ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ] 790 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,507 WELCOME BACK TO "TREASURE CHEST." 791 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:10,809 MY NAME IS RODDY LANKMAN, 792 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,811 AND OUR REIGNING CHAMP VAL BIRCH 793 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,514 IS IN THE LEAD AGAIN WITH $3,000. 794 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:20,251 IN SECOND PLACE, SUSAN WITH ZERO, 795 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,420 AND, ADRIAN, YOU'RE AT NEGATIVE $1,000. 796 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,690 WELL, RODDY, I THINK MY LUCK IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 797 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,557 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 798 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,260 LET'S DO ROUND TWO AND DIG FOR TREASURE. 799 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,163 FOR $4,000, THE BONE THAT CONNECTS YOUR KNEE 800 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,199 TO YOUR ANKLE IS THE "A," FIBULA, "B," TIBIA -- 801 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:34,300 "B," TIBIA. 802 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,702 UH, THAT IS CORRECT. 803 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,769 HA HA. NEXT QUESTION. 804 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,440 HOW MANY SQUARE YARDS IN AN ACRE? IS -- 805 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,807 "C." 806 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:48,579 UH, "C" IS CORRECT. IT'S 4,840 SQUARE YARDS. 807 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,715 LUCKY GUESS. 808 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:52,351 A LUCKY GUESS INDEED. 809 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,186 FOR $5,000 -- 810 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:55,487 "D." 811 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,188 "D" IS CORRECT. 812 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:58,757 ANOTHER LUCKY GUESS. 813 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,492 HA HA. 814 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:01,726 FOR $5,500, 815 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,795 PRESIDENT McKINLEY WAS ASSASSINATED -- 816 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,530 "D." "B." 817 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,233 "D." THE ANSWER IS "D," RODDY. 818 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,867 "D" IS CORRECT, YES. NEXT QUESTION -- 819 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,202 WHO -- 820 00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:11,802 "B." "B." "B." "B." "B." 821 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,371 "B" IS CORRECT. IT'S JACKSON BROWNE. 822 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,373 SUSAN, ARE YOU OKAY? 823 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:16,507 I-I JUST -- 824 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,744 IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I WAS WATCHING AT HOME. 825 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:21,512 YES, IT ALWAYS LOOKS EASIER AT HOME. 826 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:22,681 FOR $6,000 -- 827 00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:25,317 "C." NO, "C" IS NOT RIGHT. 828 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:26,885 "A." 829 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,786 "A" IS CORRECT. THE WOMBAT. 830 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,688 AND FOR THE LAST QUESTION, FOR $6,000, WHAT ELEMENT -- 831 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:31,757 [ BUZZER ] 832 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:34,260 "D." 833 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,228 "D" IS CORRECT, 834 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,797 AND THAT'S THE END OF ROUND TWO. 835 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,898 A COUPLE OF VERY INTELLIGENT GENTLEMEN HERE. 836 00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:44,835 UH, THAT MEANS ADRIAN MONK IS THE WINNER OF ROUND TWO. 837 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,706 VAL BIRCH, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT 838 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:48,773 THIS TIME. 839 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:51,710 ADRIAN, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS IN ROUND TWO. 840 00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,612 YOU ANSWER THESE FIVE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, 841 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,313 AND YOU NOT ONLY WIN THIS GAME, 842 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,849 BUT YOU WIN THIS GREAT BIG POT OF GOLD! 843 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,985 [ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ] 844 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,420 YOU KNOW HOW WE PLAY OUR GAME. 845 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,623 YOU HAVE FIVE QUESTIONS. LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO. 846 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,358 ADRIAN, WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT 847 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,894 TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? 848 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,331 RODDY, I UNDERSTAND I CAN PHONE A FRIEND. 849 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:15,333 YOU WANT TO PHONE A FRIEND ON THE FIRST QUESTION. 850 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,835 WELL -- HA HA. YOU'RE THE BOSS. 851 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,836 TANYA, LET'S BRING HIM THE PHONE. 852 00:37:18,869 --> 00:37:21,873 FOR THOSE JOINING US FOR THE FIRST TIME, 853 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,775 ADRIAN IS GOING TO CALL A FRIEND 854 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:24,775 TO SEE IF HE CAN GET A LITTLE HELP 855 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,777 ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT BONUS ROUND QUESTION. 856 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,980 ALL RIGHT, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL? 857 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:32,284 WELL, RODDY, I WOULD LIKE TO CALL... 858 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,284 HIM. 859 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,052 ME? 860 00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,922 YOU WANT TO CALL ME? 861 00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:38,023 HA HA. 862 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:41,293 I DON'T THINK I'M AT HOME. HA HA HA HA. 863 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:42,994 [ LAUGHING ] 864 00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:45,297 WELL, MR. MONK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 865 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,965 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING? 866 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,000 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 867 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,068 I'M TRYING TO PROVE THAT YOU 868 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:53,472 ARE GUILTY OF MURDER, MR. LANKMAN, 869 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,873 OR AT THE VERY LEAST, MANSLAUGHTER. 870 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:59,945 LIZZIE TALVO, YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT, 871 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,581 DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE CHEATING ON THE SHOW. 872 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,650 UH... 873 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,318 CAN WE GO TO A COMMERCIAL? 874 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,086 YOU DO AND YOU'RE FIRED. 875 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:11,523 SHE DIED ABOUT A MONTH AGO IN A CAR CRASH, 876 00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:14,592 AND THIS MAN HAS BEEN BLACKMAILING YOU EVER SINCE, 877 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,461 AND YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING HIM OFF 878 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,329 HERE ON YOUR SHOW 879 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:20,666 BY FEEDING HIM THE ANSWERS. 880 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:24,034 I KNEW IT. DO OVER. 881 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,936 MR. BIRCH, YOU WERE IN BLUESTONE VALLEY 882 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,505 THE NIGHT SHE DIED. 883 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:33,077 YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THE CRASH. 884 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:41,820 SHE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN YOU GOT TO THE CAR. 885 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:46,358 SHE HAD TO HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU BEFORE SHE DIED... 886 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:48,092 SOMETHING ABOUT MR. LANKMAN. 887 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,697 YOU MUST HAVE REALIZED YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT. 888 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:55,666 YOU CALLED YOUR OWN ANSWERING MACHINE 889 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,436 AND RECORDED HER DYING WORDS. 890 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,105 YOU CAN'T PROVE ANY OF THIS. 891 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,106 I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE YESTERDAY, 892 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:04,876 AND I HAPPENED TO HEAR THE DATE AND TIME STAMP 893 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,512 OF A PHONE MESSAGE 894 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,447 THAT YOU HAD SAVED -- 895 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,382 MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M. 896 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,983 I THINK I CAN PROVE IT, SIR. 897 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,019 WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 898 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:19,557 ADRIAN, IT'S 555-0137. 899 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,427 THANK YOU, DWIGHT. 900 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,996 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 901 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,000 Val's voice: HI, THIS IS YOUR OLD PAL VAL. 902 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,436 LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE WHEN YOU HEAR THE BEEP. 903 00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,405 [ BEEP ] 904 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:35,039 [ HUMS ] 905 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,106 4... 906 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,543 8... 907 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,143 2. 908 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,512 Computer voice: YOU HAVE ONE SAVED MESSAGE. 909 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,550 MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M. 910 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:45,650 [ BEEP ] 911 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:46,952 Lizzie: IT WAS RODDY. 912 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,954 IT WAS RODDY LANKMAN. 913 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,722 HE WAS CHEATING ON THE SHOW. 914 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,460 I WAS GOING TO BLOW THE WHISTLE. 915 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,961 HE CUT MY BRAKES. 916 00:39:56,994 --> 00:40:00,164 RODDY. 917 00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:01,733 MR. LANKMAN, MR. BIRCH, 918 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:03,668 SOME HOMICIDE DETECTIVES ARE OUTSIDE. 919 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,670 THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 920 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:13,177 [ BUZZER ] 921 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:17,615 Dwight: ADRIAN. 922 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,956 YOU WERE AMAZING. 923 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,025 JUST LIKE TRUDY ALWAYS SAID. 924 00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:32,163 THANK YOU FOR THIS. 925 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:36,166 THANK YOU FOR TRUDY. 926 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,097 Young Trudy's voice: MONDAY. 927 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,233 DEAR DIARY, IT IS A TERRIBLE DAY. 928 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:43,934 GINGER DIED THIS MORNING. 929 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,639 I WAS TOO SAD TO GO TO SCHOOL OR EVEN EAT. 930 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,041 I CRIED ALL DAY. I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. 931 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,911 FRIDAY. 932 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,681 TOMORROW I'M GOING TO CAMP. I HAVE BEEN PACKING ALL DAY. 933 00:41:56,715 --> 00:42:00,284 IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. I CAN'T WAIT. 934 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,788 I STILL THINK ABOUT GINGER SOMETIMES, 935 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,123 BUT NOW I JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES. 936 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:06,992 I GUESS DADDY WAS RIGHT -- 937 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,728 GOD WANTS PEOPLE TO BE HAPPY. 938 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,829 NOBODY CAN STAY SAD FOREVER. 63714

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