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(ominous music)
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- [Dragon] No thanks. I don't smoke.
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- [Dragon] He doesn't smoke.
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- A dragon who doesn't smoke.
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- Must be a joke.
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- [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on-
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- Get the hang, you're one of the gang!
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- [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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(upbeat music)
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- Breaking news, after last week's meteor shower,
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scientists and government
officials have confirmed
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water contamination in Front Wood River
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starting from as far as Black Owl County
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and moving all the way into Swashersville.
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It is advised at this time
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not to use or drink any of the fresh water sources
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in this area.
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- The CDC and FEMA are working frantically
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on a resolution.
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In other news, there's been a record number
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of homicides in the last week.
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As if that wasn't bad enough,
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autopsies have shown that each of the bodies
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has had their lungs removed.
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No suspects have been identified yet in this case.
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- Do you think we have a serial killer on our hands?
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- I sure hope not.
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(upbeat rock music)
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(lighter clicks)
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(smoker inhaling and exhaling)
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(upbeat music continues)
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♪ I'm seeing green ♪
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♪ Are you selling green ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm really steamed ♪
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♪ I lost my weed, I lost my weed ♪
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♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪
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♪ I need some weed ♪
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♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪
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♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪
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♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪
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♪ Something with no seeds ♪
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♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪
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♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪
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♪ Pot, chronic, sensemilla Bush ♪
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♪ Salted lambs bread ♪
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♪ Reefer green leaf ♪
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♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪
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♪ Kif, toke, Rope ♪
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♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪
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♪ That's Soapbar poobah ♪
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♪ granddaddy purple ♪
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♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ (bag rustling)
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- Thank you. Uh, how much do I owe ya?
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- It's 250.
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- Oh gosh.
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- You gotta hurry up, man.
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- It's all there. I checked it.
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- [Dealer] It better be.
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- Thanks. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah.
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(upbeat music continues)
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- I thought there'd be more.
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Hope he likes that counterfeit.
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(tires screeching) Oh my God.
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(singer screaming)
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♪ Cannabis seed, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪
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(tires screeching)
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♪ No, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪
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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪
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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪
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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪
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(door clicks)
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(door thuds)
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(upbeat music continues)
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(smoker inhaling)
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(smoker exhaling)
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(shoe grinding)
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(door clicks)
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(box thuds)
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(door thuds)
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(air whooshing) (birds chirping)
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(soft music)
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(item thudding)
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(box thuds)
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(door creaking)
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- Bro, you throw everybody's package like that?
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- Do you sit at your door all day
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waiting for packages like a weirdo?
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- [Resident] Yeah, I do.
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- Sorry, man. Won't happen again.
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- [Brian] Let's hope it don't, delivery boy.
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- The fuck you say?
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"Delivery boy" fucking really?
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(tense music)
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(door creaks and thuds)
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- Man, hell no. Pft.
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Nah, fuck you.
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You better not pinch my shit neither. Psh.
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Man, I almost had the whoop dude out there.
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- Yep.
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- Don't lemme catch you out, tough guy!
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- Who is that?
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- Look.
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Man. Why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, bro?
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Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore?
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- Listen, man, lemme tell you about Reggie.
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When I had nobody, I had Reggie.
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(soft music)
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When I graduated high school, hmm, I had Reggie.
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When I had my first kid even, (chuckles)
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I had Reggie.
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- Bro, you ain't even got no kids.
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- Huh. But I got Reggie.
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(both chuckle)
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(doorbell ringing)
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Who is that?
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- Oh, it's just Donovan.
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(door clicks)
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Hey.
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(dramatic music)
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Damn!
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What the fuck happened to your eye, man?
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- Man, you should see the other guy.
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- Right.
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Come on, man.
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(door clicks)
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I'm guessing you want the usual.
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- [Donovan] Yeah. Yeah.
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- You gonna love this.
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This that green Grinch, orange pumpkin,
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yellow sun.
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You don't even know what
color you going to get in the bud.
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This that hoo hoo, hee hee.
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That
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♪ Donny, are you okay ♪
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♪ Are you okay, are you okay, Donny ♪
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Boy, you ain't gonna get up after this one.
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Here you go. - Thank you, bro.
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(door creaks and thuds)
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- Hey man,
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you think his girl be beating his ass?
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- Ha. Yeah.
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- You think we should do something?
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Nah. - Nah
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- Bro, after this box, man, I think I'm done selling weed.
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I'm just gonna pay this chick her child support
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so she'll leave me alone.
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She keeps threatening me
with jail every fucking day.
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- True. - Look, look, look,
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bro, right now.
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- Damn.
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- She can't spell "you're" right.
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- Think she actually gonna throw you in jail?
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- (chuckles) Do bears shit on white rabbits?
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- Oh.
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- Something's telling me this kid ain't even mine, man.
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But what can you do though?
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It's, it's a woman's state.
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They're gonna put me in jail anyway. (chuckles)
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- Hey, you can always fake your own death.
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- Bro, shut the fuck up.
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Come make this play with me, man.
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- Oooo.
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I'ma pretty busy.
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I got the got, the, got plans.
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- I'll tell you what, if you come with me,
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we'll stop at Doggylicious and I'll buy you a hot dog.
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- Doggylicious?
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- Yes.
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- All right. You got me.
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- Nice.
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- [Kerry] Come on, man.
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Bro, Doggylicious bro.
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Bro, Doggylicious.
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- We're going, man. - Come on, man.
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(car whirring)
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(friend sniffing)
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Ugh. What's that smell?
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(driver sniffing)
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- Oh my bad, bro. I've, I've been eating bad as fuck lately.
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My weight been fluctuating and everything.
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- Something's off about that.
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- Yeah, bro. Gut health is important.
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- Not that, dude.
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- Oh, you mean this gas? (laughing)
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- Yeah. That smells unnatural.
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- Yeah. Spoken like a true Reggie smoker.
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- Doggylicious.
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Bro. Bro, bro, bro.
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Bro.
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- Don't worry.
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Play first then we'll get your glizzy.
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- My what?
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- Your glizz dog 3000.
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- What the hell is that?
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- This is what all the kids are calling it on TokTik.
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- Bro, stay the fuck off of TokTik.
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- Bro, you really gotta get with the program.
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Everyone knows that TokTik
is the fastest way to blow up.
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- Blow up.
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What do you do that requires you to have to blow up?
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You're a weed dealer.
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Shouldn't you be like, like discreet?
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- First of all, I already told you,
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after this box, I'm done.
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Besides, what I want to do is none of your business.
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- Ah.
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So there is something.
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Come on, bud.
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You could tell me. I won't laugh.
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- I want to cook.
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- You wanna read a book?
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- I want to cook.
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- You wanna cuddle? Come on.
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- Bro. I wanna cook.
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I want mix flavors. I want to create.
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I could be like the next fucking Chef Ramsey.
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(friend snorting)
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- You, you can't cook.
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Bro, I've lived with you for a year and a half
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and making slams doesn't count,
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as delicious as they might be.
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- I'll show you, bro.
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(Donovan sniffing)
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- Damn.
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(lighter clicking)
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- I know I don't smell no damn weed in this house.
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Thought you was supposed to be getting
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that job at the factory, huh?
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How are you supposed to get a job sitting here
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smoking that weed all the time?
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Lazy fucking stoner.
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(stomach rumbling)
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Come on, man. I didn't even hit you that hard.
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- I don't feel good.
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(ominous music)
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- I'm talking to you.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I know you didn't just put your hands on me.
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I'm calling all my brothers!
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(stomach rumbling continues)
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(ominous music continues)
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(water running)
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quit leaving the water running.
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You can't even pay the water bill.
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Spend all your money on weed.
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Should beat your ass again
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but your little bitch ass scream annoys me too bad.
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Why don't you do the dishes while you're down there?
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Bet you won't.
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You just smoke, smoke, smoke
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(stomach grumbling) (indistinct)
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(Donovan growling)
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(woman screaming)
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(birds chirping)
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- [Kerry] Bro.
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A haunted house?
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This is sketch.
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- It's not even what you think, bro.
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These cosplayers come here
and play their little games
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after hours when the haunt's not in season.
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Lemme tell you something.
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Cosplayers are the biggest fucking stoners
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on the planet, bro.
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I make a killing here.
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- I hate haunted houses.
270
00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:09,168
(engine rumbling) (crow cawing)
271
00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,928
- Dude, the wizard can't cast a shrinking spell
272
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,761
on the Urk King.
273
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,208
It's protected by the all fire.
274
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,038
- They're actually called plain walkers.
275
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,333
And you can, if you're vengeance.
276
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,258
- Shut up, Randy.
277
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,488
- Yeah, shut up Randy.
278
00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:25,008
- Hey! - Hey!
279
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:29,238
- What up? This is B-F-F-E-U-H-F-M-W-O-S.
280
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,588
- What's that?
281
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,698
- My best friend forever
282
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,618
unless he fucks my wife or something.
283
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,998
- Oh. - Duh.
284
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,268
- Kerry, this is Bat Them. It's non-binary.
285
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:41,373
Spider it. And then we got OB2 Kenobi.
286
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,238
- Hey, hey. Hands off the merchandise.
287
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,368
If my other one comes up missing in the other room,
288
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,198
I'm gonna know it's you, Brian.
289
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,788
- This is Geraldo. (Kerry laughing)
290
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,388
Uh, we got Larry Potter and Ryu from Street Fighter.
291
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:56,472
Dude, I fucking love your karate costume.
292
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,388
- It's Juujitsu. It's not a costume.
293
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,128
I just got back from practice.
294
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:01,961
- Oh.
295
00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:02,836
- Oh.
296
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,778
- Dude, you can call 'em by their real names.
297
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,878
No one's gonna sue you or anything.
298
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,198
- Just in case.
299
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,218
Here you go, bro.
300
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,031
- Thank you, sir. I will pay you tomorrow.
301
00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,773
- Swear to me. - Come on, man.
302
00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:16,606
(Brian laughing)
303
00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,048
- My bad, my bad.
304
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,118
- Hey, Geraldo. Do you partake any?
305
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,768
- No, man, I'm good. I don't smoke.
306
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,508
- You want to smoke the weed.
307
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,458
- Who the fuck don't smoke?
308
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,558
Come on, bro. Glizzy time.
309
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,833
- What the fuck?
310
00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:37,649
(insects chirping) (bottle squirting)
311
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,441
- You're gonna enjoy this wiener.
312
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,003
(change rattling)
313
00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:56,658
Hey, hey, hey.
314
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,334
Don't do dishes. Go to Doggylicious.
315
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:01,400
- oh. (indistinct)
316
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,542
what a fucking weirdo, man.
317
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,638
Hello, my name is Kerry,
318
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,938
but you may know me as Sir Glizzy 3000
319
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,918
of the round glizzard table.
320
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,751
- Bro.
321
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,443
Get the fuck off of TokTik.
322
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,443
- I smell a seed.
323
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,011
- Aw nah, man.
324
00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,611
That's probably just this brick of Reggie.
325
00:14:25,653 --> 00:14:27,618
- Bro, where do you even get that shit at?
326
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,198
I know I always ask you, but I'm just so curious.
327
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,484
Where do you get that shit at?
328
00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:32,317
(Kerry laughing)
329
00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:33,213
- I have my ways.
330
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,958
- Look man, you see this guy over there
331
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,350
eating out of the trashcan?
332
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,448
You see this guy over there eating out the trashcan?
333
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:42,281
- Yeah.
334
00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:44,273
- That's gonna be you if you keep smoking Reggie.
335
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,193
- Wait though, isn't that Donovan?
336
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,210
- Why is Donovan eating hot yeetos out of the trash can?
337
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,556
- Dude, you can say the name of the chips.
338
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:57,431
- Come on.
339
00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,498
Hey bro, this might not be the best business strategy,
340
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,588
but maybe you shouldn't spend all your money on weed
341
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,108
if you gonna be eating food out the trash.
342
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,738
- [Kerry] What the fuck! Ah.
343
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,828
Damn it. - Kerry,
344
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,607
get the fuck up, you fuck!
345
00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:15,440
(zombie growling)
346
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,080
- What, what's wrong with you, man?
347
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,748
Why you so close?
348
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,468
Get off em!
349
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,722
- [Brian] Donovan, you ain't allowed in my house no more!
350
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,068
(zombie growling)
351
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,598
Bro, let's go.
352
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,058
- Can't man, that weed cost me $40.
353
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,500
- I will give you some weed.
354
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,318
- [Kerry] Looks like he's clearing up.
355
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,773
- I will fucking leave you.
356
00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,055
- You wouldn't. - I will.
357
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,653
(ominous music)
358
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,093
Come on, man.
359
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,086
(Kerry panting)
360
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:47,988
(door thuds) (tone beeping)
361
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,248
Bro. What the fuck was that?
362
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,678
- I don't know. I don't know.
363
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,108
I don't know, man.
364
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,698
- You okay?
365
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,083
- No! He took my weed.
366
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,453
- He seemed to have hated
it just like everybody else too.
367
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,700
- You don't understand, man.
368
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,378
I really hated leaving Donovan like that.
369
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,714
Hope he's okay.
370
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,482
(ominous music)
371
00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:16,357
What the?
372
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,774
(leaves crunching)
373
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:20,127
The hell?
374
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:21,760
(man yelling)
375
00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:25,286
(suspenseful music)
376
00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,240
(man groaning)
377
00:16:27,282 --> 00:16:29,532
- Yeah. I'm sure he's fine.
378
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:37,694
- Man, I just don't fucking get it.
379
00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:38,569
Was there.
380
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,124
(indistinct)
381
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,945
He doesn't understand it.
382
00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:49,158
(indistinct)
383
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,617
I can't understand.
384
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,083
Wait.
385
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,806
(suspenseful music) (heart thumping)
386
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:57,681
No!
387
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:22,679
No!
388
00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:42,843
- Bro, what the fuck?
389
00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:43,676
- Dude.
390
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:44,683
- What?
391
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:46,117
- Dude.
392
00:17:46,159 --> 00:17:47,088
- What?
393
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,258
- It's the weed.
394
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,668
- What's the weed?
395
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,673
- Donovan!
396
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,543
Give me this.
397
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,078
- You're gonna have to pay for that.
398
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,548
(lighter clicking)
399
00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,753
- [Kerry] Gimme that too.
400
00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:04,052
- What's his problem today? Man.
401
00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,684
Oh my God. Not right now.
402
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:08,393
(phone buzzing)
403
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,053
What, Jasmine?
404
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,458
I'm gonna get you your money.
405
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,398
Yes, you're in the movie. You're a huge plot point.
406
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,688
You're the whole fucking reason
407
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,388
I gotta get money in the first place.
408
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,813
What is he fucking doing back there?
409
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,728
No, I couldn't think of anything else.
410
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,068
Okay, Jasmine, I'll get you your money, man.
411
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,988
Leave me a alone.
412
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,478
- There's definitely something wrong with this.
413
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,008
- How so?
414
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,699
- Well, a starter contains Myclobutanil, Emamectin
415
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,298
abamenctin, atoxil, and spiramycin.
416
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,658
And it's auto flower.
417
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,000
- [Brian] I don't know what any of that means.
418
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:54,198
- Yet it's your in fucking weed.
419
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,848
Probably a bunch of other weed.
420
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,340
Do you even know your source?
421
00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:01,818
(hands thud)
422
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,788
It was your weed that turned Donovan into a zombie.
423
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,168
- Bro, that is the craziest shit
424
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,178
I've ever heard in my life.
425
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,318
- You know how to find out.
426
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,971
And that's why I can't legally own a parakeet
427
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:12,268
in Indiana anymore.
428
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,305
Well, at least till 2026.
429
00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:17,217
(upbeat music) (car whooshing)
430
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,342
- [Kerry] Ah.
431
00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:24,322
♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪
432
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,505
♪ Big round white booty ♪
433
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:26,880
- You're going to jail.
434
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,613
- Mm. What, man?
435
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:29,808
- Don't what me.
436
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,068
You know why I'm here.
437
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,638
I want my fucking money or you're going to jail.
438
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,228
- Look man, I got you.
439
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,668
Let me make these couple plays
440
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,467
and Batman's gonna gimme some money later.
441
00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:41,718
(Kerry snorting)
442
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,981
- You trying to be fucking funny?
443
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:43,908
(Brian sighing)
444
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,528
What you got on you right now?
445
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,343
- Not enough, man. Damn.
446
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,338
Where's my kid at anyway?
447
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,958
You leave him in this hot car?
448
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,791
Can I see him?
449
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,038
- [Jasmine] No. You can't see him, not till I get my money.
450
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,078
And don't forget, if I don't give my money,
451
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,413
you're going to jail.
452
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,583
♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪
453
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,565
♪ Big round white booty ♪
454
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:04,398
♪ Oh my ♪
455
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,335
♪ Big round white booty ♪
456
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,261
♪ Big round white booty ♪
457
00:20:07,303 --> 00:20:08,964
♪ She got a big round white booty ♪
458
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,761
(door thuds and engine cranks)
459
00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:13,553
(engine roaring)
460
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,658
- When's the last time you even seen your kid anyway, man?
461
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,618
- Never.
462
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,468
Never, not one time have I seen this kid.
463
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,408
It's like I don't even know if it's real sometimes.
464
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,758
I, I feel like she just got fat
465
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,754
and was like, "I'm pregnant."
466
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,892
(birds chirping)
467
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,848
- Then why you still gonna give her money then?
468
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,840
- Bro, has the Reggie fried your brain?
469
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,908
I don't want to go to jail. Duh!
470
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,150
It's like you don't fuckin listen, or something
471
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:42,248
- I don't wanna go to jail..
472
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:45,040
(engine roaring)
473
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,263
Wait.
474
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,438
- Aw, you think there's gonna
475
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,433
be zombies in there. (laughing)
476
00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:55,881
(Brian growling)
477
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,678
(Kerry sighing)
478
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,753
All right, bro, you ready to be wrong again?
479
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:07,208
(zombies munching and growling)
480
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,728
See, bro, told you wasn't nothing wrong with 'em.
481
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,018
Always tripping, man.
482
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,118
- I don't know, man. Look kind of fishy.
483
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,513
I would check again.
484
00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:23,714
(zombies growling)
485
00:21:23,756 --> 00:21:26,506
(dramatic music)
486
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,831
- Dude, you might be right for once in your fucking life.
487
00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:42,123
What the fuck, dude?
488
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,948
(Kerry farting)
489
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,494
Bro, did you just fucking fart?
490
00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:50,814
Ugh. It smells like mustard.
491
00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:52,971
- I love mustard.
492
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:55,399
(dramatic music)
493
00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:59,044
(zombies growling)
494
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:02,285
- He heard you, he heard you. Come on.
495
00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:03,125
(keys thud)
496
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,917
(dramatic music)
497
00:22:08,817 --> 00:22:10,125
Bro.
498
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,318
I dropped my fucking keys back here
499
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,848
but the jiujitsu zombie's coming.
500
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,588
I gotta go get 'em.
501
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,848
- Dude.
502
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:20,958
Trust me, you do not wanna fight a jiujitsu zombie.
503
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,308
- Bro, he's a zombie.
504
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,018
It's not like he's gonna remember jiujitsu.
505
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,337
I'll be right back. I can outrun him.
506
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:26,212
Trust me.
507
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:30,648
(hand thuds)
508
00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:34,488
(Kerry grunting)
509
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,959
He remembers! He fucking remembers!
510
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,570
(zombie growling)
511
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,423
- [Kerry] Shit.
512
00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:46,225
(dramatic music)
513
00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,100
Shit.
514
00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:52,712
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
515
00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:54,807
Uh, uh. I don't know.
516
00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:55,682
Other way.
517
00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:58,897
Ah. Find something.
518
00:23:02,527 --> 00:23:05,277
(arm scratching)
519
00:23:07,789 --> 00:23:10,693
(item thuds)
520
00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,447
(hand slaps)
521
00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:17,072
(dramatic music continues)
522
00:23:17,914 --> 00:23:19,788
(zombie growling)
523
00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:22,497
(door creaking)
524
00:23:24,081 --> 00:23:26,332
(suspenseful music)
525
00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:27,974
(extinguisher hissing) (zombie groaning)
526
00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:29,346
- What the fuck? What the fuck?
527
00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:31,368
What the fuck? What the fuck?
528
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,158
- Well, there goes our rating.
529
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,568
- What?
530
00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:36,528
- I tried to tell you something
531
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,718
about that weed was unnatural.
532
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,798
- What the fuck am I gonna do?
533
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,778
I spent all my money on that weed.
534
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:42,611
- I don't know.
535
00:23:42,653 --> 00:23:45,498
But we gotta do something to help those guys too.
536
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,163
- Them dudes is already gone.
537
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,247
- We gotta do something.
538
00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:53,122
(birds chirping)
539
00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,851
- Sitting here ain't going to do nothing. Come on, man.
540
00:23:59,893 --> 00:24:02,806
(soft music)
541
00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:04,908
(door creaks and clicks)
542
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:07,263
Man. What the fuck am I gonna do?
543
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,228
- Yeah, man.
544
00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:12,615
How we gonna save those
people you turned into zombies?
545
00:24:12,657 --> 00:24:14,718
- Man, I don't give a about them people.
546
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,841
I gotta find a way to make
some money so I don't go to jail.
547
00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:20,768
(bong bubbling)
548
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,238
- Is that all you care about?
549
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,774
You literally turned these people into zombies.
550
00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:27,378
You're not gonna do anything about it?
551
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,283
- No, I'm not.
552
00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:35,000
(lighter clicking)
553
00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:37,709
(bong bubbling)
554
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,021
- You know, (exhaling)
555
00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:56,808
I didn't wanna resort to this,
556
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,200
but you're forcing my hand.
557
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,920
- Hey bro, you think I'll make any money on Only Heaters?
558
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,464
- So what we have in our hands are marijuambies.
559
00:25:12,506 --> 00:25:13,968
(soft music)
560
00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,438
What are marijuambies you ask?
561
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,351
- N-no, I didn't.
562
00:25:17,393 --> 00:25:18,588
(paper rustling)
563
00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:23,448
- Marijuana plus zombies equals marijuambies.
564
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:24,783
Now what do zombies do?
565
00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:27,498
They eat.
566
00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:30,078
In most cases, it's brains.
567
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,005
But in our case, it's lungs.
568
00:25:33,047 --> 00:25:34,721
- Did, did you just make this?
569
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,483
- What do zombies don't do?
570
00:25:37,724 --> 00:25:38,695
(paper rustling)
571
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,353
They don't use toilets.
572
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,798
Yeah.
573
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,640
So if they're not using
toilets and eating all the time,
574
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:49,420
that means they're always shitting themselves over
575
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,508
and over (paper rustling)
576
00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:57,634
and over again until the shit explodes!
577
00:25:57,676 --> 00:25:59,508
(explosion booming)
578
00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:03,108
Covering the whole earth, creating a shit smog
579
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,358
that expands throughout the atmosphere,
580
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,363
blocking all sunlight and
ending all life as we know it.
581
00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,223
So,
582
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,520
what do you say,
583
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,353
bud?
584
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,683
- Well, when you put it that way,
585
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,833
no!
586
00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,978
None of them people were ever there for me.
587
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,028
Look, when I had nobody, I had nobody.
588
00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,818
When I didn't graduate high school,
589
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:39,378
I had nobody.
590
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,283
When I had my first kid even.
591
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,551
The bitch wants to throw me in fucking jail
592
00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:44,928
for child support.
593
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,668
- You're the one that sold 'em the weed
594
00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,018
in the first place.
595
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:48,978
- Bro, I ain't know it was gonna
596
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,568
turn 'em into marijuambies.
597
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,338
That shit is outta my control.
598
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,978
- There is gonna be shit everywhere
599
00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,808
and it's gonna be on you.
600
00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:59,178
- [Brian] Ain't nobody shitting on me.
601
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,428
- [Kerry] Fine. I'll do it myself.
602
00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:04,270
- Okay, Thanos. Lemme know how that goes for you.
603
00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:05,568
- Thanos?
604
00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:08,028
- Yeah, you know, from the MCU.
605
00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,868
At the end of "Age of Ultron",
606
00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:12,618
Thanos came in and was like, "Fine, I'll do it myself."
607
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,598
Which made no fucking sense to the story
608
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,158
'cause Tony Stark and Bruce Banner
609
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,538
were the ones that made Ultron,
610
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,058
and Thanos had nothing to fucking do with it.
611
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,711
- The MCU is dying. Let it go.
612
00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:26,170
(soft music)
613
00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:31,223
(door thuds)
614
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,593
Gosh, man.
615
00:27:35,535 --> 00:27:37,992
(birds chirping)
616
00:27:38,034 --> 00:27:40,867
(Kerry whistling)
617
00:27:42,164 --> 00:27:43,698
(door clicks)
618
00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:47,183
Ah, fuck. Forgot to clean out my car again.
619
00:27:54,512 --> 00:27:56,442
(bag rustling)
620
00:27:56,484 --> 00:27:58,901
(lid clicks)
621
00:28:04,331 --> 00:28:07,164
(papers rustling)
622
00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:13,877
(foil rustling)
623
00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:18,428
(switch clicking)
624
00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:23,190
(leaf blower rustling)
625
00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:28,185
(gold club whooshing)
626
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:36,340
(animal screeching)
627
00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:43,071
(metal clanking)
628
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:46,616
(door thuds)
629
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,491
(engine whirring)
630
00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:05,092
- [Gary] Welcome to another segment of "Shit Happened."
631
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,971
I'm your host Gary Dumpler.
632
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,470
Have you wanted to leave your
friend to fight zombies alone-
633
00:29:12,473 --> 00:29:14,671
(engine whirring)
634
00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:16,911
- What do zombies don't do?
635
00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:19,308
They don't use toilets.
636
00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:20,808
So if they're not using toilets
637
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,238
and eating all the time,
638
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,458
that means they're always shitting themselves
639
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,130
over and over again
640
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,433
until the shit explodes!
641
00:29:34,926 --> 00:29:37,593
(air whooshing)
642
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,521
(birds chirping)
643
00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:43,063
(car roaring)
644
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,587
(engine cranking)
645
00:29:49,629 --> 00:29:51,574
(engine whirring)
646
00:29:51,616 --> 00:29:54,366
(dramatic music)
647
00:29:56,384 --> 00:29:58,248
Come.
648
00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:01,455
Feed on my flesh you stoner zombie fuckers!
649
00:30:01,497 --> 00:30:03,631
(shirt tearing)
650
00:30:03,673 --> 00:30:06,340
(air whooshing)
651
00:30:08,017 --> 00:30:12,563
uhhh.
652
00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:14,298
- Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
653
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:17,208
- Dude, I'm the cure.
654
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,678
- The what?
655
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,818
- The cure.
656
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,198
Remember when Donovan got on top of me,
657
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,338
he was trying to eat at me
658
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,288
and then he was healing up instantly?
659
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:26,673
- You mean when he got your bunk ass weed?
660
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:30,648
- [Both] Reggie's the cure.
661
00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:33,918
- You gotta be fucking kidding me. (chuckles)
662
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,058
I guess you finally get to show me
663
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,678
where you get this shit, huh?
664
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,988
- I do indeed. - You're loving this.
665
00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:41,064
- Yeah. (laughing)
666
00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:43,939
(birds chirping)
667
00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:49,918
(feet crunching)
668
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,478
So what made you come back anyways?
669
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,713
- I didn't want you to fight alone. Duh.
670
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,937
- It was the poop, wasn't it? (laughing)
671
00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:07,314
(insect buzzing)
672
00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:08,688
- Man, how did I know you was gonna have me
673
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,653
in some weird ass place like this?
674
00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:12,558
What we gonna do anyway?
675
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,438
Go to the middle of the fucking woods, do a seance,
676
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,358
and some magical guy with dirty feet
677
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,728
brings us some grade F fucking brick weed
678
00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:21,648
we can build a skyscraper with?
679
00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,743
- You've been here before?
680
00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:24,576
- Say you lying.
681
00:31:24,618 --> 00:31:25,711
(Kerry laughing)
682
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,558
Say you lying, bro.
683
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,391
Bro.
684
00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:31,150
(birds chirping)
685
00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:33,828
- This is it.
686
00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:35,313
This is the place.
687
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,388
Grab a seat over there.
688
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,480
Let me handle this.
689
00:31:41,948 --> 00:31:42,739
(crow cawing)
690
00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:44,876
(upbeat music)
691
00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:47,668
(insect buzzing)
692
00:31:48,892 --> 00:31:50,064
(zipper whirring)
693
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:52,359
♪ Seems like everywhere ♪
694
00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:55,068
(spray hissing)
695
00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:59,365
(insects buzzing)
696
00:31:59,407 --> 00:32:02,066
♪ it don't slow down, no ♪
697
00:32:02,108 --> 00:32:06,155
♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down for no man ♪
698
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:08,543
♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down, no ♪
699
00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:13,585
(insects buzzing) (swatter whooshing)
700
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,858
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
701
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,831
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪
702
00:32:17,873 --> 00:32:19,430
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
703
00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,964
(lighter clicking)
704
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,570
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
705
00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:24,648
- [Kerry] This lighter's not working.
706
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:25,481
Somebody, somebody grab a lighter,
707
00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:26,314
grab another lighter.
708
00:32:26,356 --> 00:32:27,390
Hurry. Hurry - Lighter.
709
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,091
(upbeat music)
710
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:30,041
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
711
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,662
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪
712
00:32:32,704 --> 00:32:35,029
- [Kerry] Yep. That should do it.
713
00:32:35,071 --> 00:32:39,408
(soft music) (birds chirping)
714
00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,915
- You have got to be fucking kidding me.
715
00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,957
Is that a middle finger?
716
00:32:47,353 --> 00:32:50,020
(air whooshing)
717
00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:06,878
(soft music)
718
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,578
- Hey man, I wouldn't lay there if I was you.
719
00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,798
There were some homeless
people having sex there earlier
720
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,868
and it was messy.
721
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,163
One guy was even using a cane.
722
00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,258
- [Brian] Oh man. Spare me the details.
723
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,208
- Kerry.
724
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,128
You here for another half pound?
725
00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,658
90 bucks.
726
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,208
- Might need a little more this time.
727
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,828
- You're just in luck.
728
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,538
I just harvested a new strand
729
00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,301
and it barely smells like cat piss.
730
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,818
- You, you gotta be kidding me.
731
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,468
- What are you making some butter?
732
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,908
Why so much more?
733
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,738
- Uh, zombies actually, we're fighting zombies.
734
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,088
Reggie's the cure.
735
00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:42,408
- Zombies?
736
00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:45,138
- [Kerry] Yeah, Brian got some weed from this, uh,
737
00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,458
big ass weed corporation
738
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,458
and everyone who smokes it turns into zombies.
739
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,368
- You, uh, have some of this with you?
740
00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:54,008
- Yeah, I got some.
741
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:59,050
(ominous music) (bag rustling)
742
00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,273
- [Grand Master] This is bad.
743
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,008
- Ay, you gonna pay for that?
744
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:10,885
Well, I'm gonna go to jail
745
00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:12,288
if I don't get some money for that.
746
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,298
I thought you was gonna ask him for help.
747
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,265
- I never seen him act like that.
748
00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:16,925
It's like he scared of something.
749
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,717
(Brian scoffing)
750
00:34:21,733 --> 00:34:23,478
(door clicking)
751
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,353
- [Brian] Hello?
752
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,428
- [Machine] This is a prepaid correct call from...
753
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,261
- Donovan.
754
00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:31,108
- [Machine] To accept charges, press one.
755
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,358
(phone beeps)
756
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,251
- What's up, Donovan?
757
00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:36,591
- [Donovan] I'm in jail and I don't know how I got here.
758
00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,611
- Hey man, gimme a threeway. - Ain't giving you nothing.
759
00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:40,222
- [Prisoner] If you don't gimme that goddamn threeway-
760
00:34:40,264 --> 00:34:41,658
- [Donovan] Get the fuck off.
761
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,158
Hey, get off me, man. (phone beeps)
762
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,198
- So Donovan, how is he?
763
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,428
Is he okay?
764
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:47,261
- He's cool.
765
00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:49,158
Look man, I've been thinking if we're gonna fight
766
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,248
some zombies, I think we need a team.
767
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,368
Who we gonna call, the Ghostbusters or something?
768
00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,618
- Nah, no, couldn't be Ghostbusters.
769
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,660
They only deal with ghosts, not zombies.
770
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,648
- The point is we ain't got nobody to call.
771
00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,451
- [Kerry] I got some friends.
772
00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:06,541
- Who?
773
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,306
(doorbell ringing)
774
00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:10,670
The timing is incredible.
775
00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,928
(door clicking)
776
00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,368
- Like Steve.
777
00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,468
Hey Steve, wanna help us fight some zombies?
778
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,301
- Sure, man.
779
00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:22,518
- Uh.
780
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,958
Kerry's gonna have to call you back.
781
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,136
We, we got a couple things we gotta discuss.
782
00:35:26,178 --> 00:35:28,391
- I don't even know why I'm here, man.
783
00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:29,538
(door thuds)
784
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,218
- Bro, Steve could've helped us.
785
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,062
- Steve needs to help himself to a self-care routine.
786
00:35:34,104 --> 00:35:35,118
(Kerry laughing)
787
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,738
- [Kerry] Well.
788
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,438
- Your suggestion was somebody like Steve.
789
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,163
- Oh, and yours is a lot better?
790
00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,118
- Bro, I'd have to be one desperate mother fucker
791
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,760
to fight zombies with that dude.
792
00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:49,188
- Anyways, we need some supplies
793
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,468
so I can make these weed weapons.
794
00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:55,758
- Weed weapons. We're going to fucking die.
795
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,768
Just hurry up so we can go, man.
796
00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:58,643
- [Kerry] Yep.
797
00:36:02,264 --> 00:36:03,055
- Bro.
798
00:36:03,097 --> 00:36:04,820
(doors thud)
799
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,098
I cannot believe we have to deal with zombies.
800
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,693
I feel like we're in like a B-rated zombie movie.
801
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,196
I don't even like zombies.
802
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:14,178
(Kerry laughing)
803
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,078
- Say zombies again.
804
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,953
- Shut up.
805
00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:21,588
- No, but for real, zombie movies are top tier gold.
806
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:22,938
One time I seen this zombie movie,
807
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,196
it was called "Zombie Strippers."
808
00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:26,029
- Oh-ho.
809
00:36:26,071 --> 00:36:27,648
- Guess it was about?
810
00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:29,028
Zombie strippers.
811
00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,218
- Well, no shit. - Yeah, shit.
812
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:33,228
Yeah, they were twerking everything. Cool as shit.
813
00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:35,327
That's what this movie needs, zombie strippers.
814
00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:38,187
(body thuds)
815
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,053
(gear clicks)
816
00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:42,048
- Bro, you know we can't afford that shit.
817
00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:42,962
- [Kerry] True.
818
00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:48,004
(suspenseful music) (engine whirring)
819
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:53,118
- [Brian] Hey bro, ain't that that van
820
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,353
that delivered the poison weed to me today?
821
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,008
- Man, it is.
822
00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,158
We should go talk to him. I bet he's got some answers.
823
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,838
- I don't necessarily think we need to go talk to him.
824
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,993
- Well, why's your voice cracking?
825
00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,968
- It's not. (Kerry laughing)
826
00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,978
- Man, pull over here. I'll go talk to him.
827
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,948
I bet he is a cool guy delivering weed all day.
828
00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,763
- You gonna go talk to him, not me.
829
00:37:18,812 --> 00:37:21,645
(engine whirring)
830
00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:27,654
(suspenseful music)
831
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:39,198
(door clicks)
832
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,428
- Huh.
833
00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:42,554
Bro, there ain't nothing in here.
834
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,387
(ominous music)
835
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,356
(zombie growling)
836
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:47,412
(Kerry grunting)
837
00:37:47,454 --> 00:37:49,986
Brian! (grunting)
838
00:37:50,028 --> 00:37:50,945
Brian help!
839
00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:55,128
There's a, ah, there's a piece of Reggie joint
840
00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:56,478
in the ashtray!
841
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,763
Grab it.
842
00:37:57,805 --> 00:37:58,949
You can cure him!
843
00:37:58,991 --> 00:38:00,901
(zombie growling)
844
00:38:00,943 --> 00:38:03,816
(Kerry screaming)
845
00:38:03,858 --> 00:38:07,530
(zombie growling) (Kerry grunting)
846
00:38:07,572 --> 00:38:08,405
Help!
847
00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:14,561
Hey! (grunting)
848
00:38:14,777 --> 00:38:15,990
(zombie screeching)
849
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,782
(Brian grunting)
850
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,223
- Fuck. Brian.
851
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,911
Brian!
852
00:38:24,953 --> 00:38:26,748
(solemn music)
853
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:27,623
Buddy.
854
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,510
Bud. (sobbing)
855
00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:31,385
No.
856
00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:33,852
No!
857
00:38:41,048 --> 00:38:42,847
- Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
858
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,648
- Nice.
859
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,523
You're cool.
860
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:50,549
Hey, looks like he's clearing up.
861
00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,458
You want me to talk to him?
862
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,753
- Let's, let's tie him up before he wakes up.
863
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,248
- [Kerry] You don't wanna talk to him while he's awake?
864
00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,955
- Bro, let's just fucking tie him up
865
00:38:59,997 --> 00:39:01,518
and then we'll talk to him, okay?
866
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,868
I just want him tied up.
867
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,248
- [Kerry] Tie him up?
868
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,048
- You asking too many questions.
869
00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,178
Take the van. I'll take the car.
870
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,566
We'll meet back at the house. Okay?
871
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,698
- [Kerry] (sighing) Fine.
872
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,531
All right.
873
00:39:11,573 --> 00:39:12,438
(hands slapping)
874
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,504
- [Both] Break.
875
00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:16,296
(ominous music)
876
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,048
- Is he secure?
877
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,673
- Three days, Boy Scouts. He's secure.
878
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,048
- You've got some explaining to do,
879
00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:39,394
you maggot filthy piece of East 10th Street shit.
880
00:39:39,436 --> 00:39:41,768
(hand slaps)
881
00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:43,346
(man gasping)
882
00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,276
- What the the fuck? (indistinct)
883
00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:45,109
What the fuck?
884
00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:47,073
Why am I, why am I tied up?
885
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:51,311
Ow did someone fucking smack me?
886
00:39:51,353 --> 00:39:52,605
- I did.
887
00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:55,293
- You? (grunting)
888
00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:58,335
(suspenseful music)
889
00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,588
- Let's get to the point.
890
00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,820
Why did you poison my weed?
891
00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:03,108
(hand slaps)
892
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,904
Why did you turn them people into zombies?
893
00:40:04,946 --> 00:40:05,778
(hand slaps)
894
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,638
And most importantly, (hand slaps)
895
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,909
why did you pinch my shit?
896
00:40:08,951 --> 00:40:09,742
(hand slaps)
897
00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:12,408
(man grunting and coughing)
898
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,018
- Sorry about my friend here.
899
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,398
He could be a little hotheaded.
900
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,558
Now just tell us why you poisoned the weed
901
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,938
and we'll get you outta here.
902
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,228
- Why poison the weed?
903
00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,061
I smoked the weed.
904
00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,718
Why the fuck would I poison myself?
905
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,585
- [Brian] So you did pinch my my shit?
906
00:40:24,627 --> 00:40:26,418
- No, no, no! - Oh!
907
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,293
Oh.
908
00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:30,528
Wait. So who did poison the weed?
909
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:32,178
- I dunno, man.
910
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,488
I've just been doing this for a couple fucking weeks.
911
00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:36,708
I go to the cornfield, the middle of fucking nowhere,
912
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:40,173
pick some boxes up, drop some
boxes off, no questions asked.
913
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,450
- Can you take us there?
914
00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:46,345
- Can you untie me?
915
00:40:46,387 --> 00:40:50,738
(suspenseful music continues)
916
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,190
- We can't untie him.
917
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:55,521
He's gonna know where we live.
918
00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:56,778
- Good point.
919
00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,258
Look, we can't untie you.
920
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,968
Uh, we also have to blindfold you
921
00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:05,058
until we get to where we're going
922
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:07,773
so you don't know where we're at.
923
00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:09,851
- I know where you're at.
924
00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:12,198
I've delivered the packages here.
925
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,678
- Don't worry about it. Grab a blindfold.
926
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,178
- Wait, I thought you had a blindfold.
927
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:18,053
- Uh.
928
00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,238
I'm sure we could make one.
929
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,827
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
930
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,798
You know I'm gonna kill you, right?
931
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,740
- Yeah, we'll see.
932
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,797
- Hey, where'd you get them panties at?
933
00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:36,738
(Brian laughing)
934
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,877
- Remember Big Hurricane Katrina?
935
00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:39,976
(Kerry snorting)
936
00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:41,538
(Brian laughing)
937
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:43,278
- I can't believe these fucking things are on my head.
938
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,144
Take this shit off my head!
939
00:41:45,186 --> 00:41:45,977
(Brian laughing)
940
00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:48,648
(Kerry groaning)
941
00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:49,773
- There you go. Gosh.
942
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:54,348
- Sorry, bro. We only do what we gotta do.
943
00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:56,778
We couldn't let you know where we was. You know?
944
00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,100
- I know where you guys were at.
945
00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,538
You guys were at the drive through ordering food,
946
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:00,911
I could hear it.
947
00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,438
- But you don't know where from though.
948
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,268
- Yeah 'cause they make Big Macs everywhere.
949
00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,528
- Hey, you shut your fucking mouth
950
00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:07,878
before you get us copy written.
951
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,711
- Yeah.
952
00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,698
- Just tell us where to go, man.
953
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:13,278
- Well, since you just took the panties off my head
954
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,458
and I didn't know where I'm at, (sighing)
955
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,158
we need to go back to the Donald Mac
956
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,373
back on 10th Street,
957
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,528
the one I didn't know where you guys were at.
958
00:42:24,570 --> 00:42:27,168
Just make a left up here and I'll show you where to go
959
00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,863
so I can get the fuck outta here!
960
00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,448
Stupid stoners.
961
00:42:32,490 --> 00:42:34,562
Stupid. Stupid.
962
00:42:34,604 --> 00:42:39,604
(bird cawing) (wind whooshing)
963
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,198
- There's nothing here.
964
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,567
- I knew he couldn't trust that mother fucker.
965
00:42:46,609 --> 00:42:47,826
(man grunting)
966
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,149
- Mother fucker.
967
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,418
You want to kid nap my fuckin ass
968
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,498
How you like getting slapped now?
969
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:55,694
You stupid little bitch! (Brian groaning)
970
00:42:55,736 --> 00:42:56,908
Hey my...
971
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,117
Aw fuck my fucking finger!
972
00:43:01,044 --> 00:43:02,671
You sick, bitch!
973
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:03,504
Fuck!
974
00:43:03,546 --> 00:43:05,085
My fucking!
975
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,877
(ominous music)
976
00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:21,103
(Brian spitting)
977
00:43:21,145 --> 00:43:22,488
(Brian sniffing)
978
00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:25,608
- It smells more like Reggie out here than anything.
979
00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:27,903
- Yeah, it does.
980
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,733
- Okay, we're doing this.
981
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,173
- Look.
982
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,883
Reggie seeds.
983
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:49,938
But there's something off about 'em.
984
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,813
- Well, it's Reggie, so.
985
00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:57,348
- It's like they've been scattered here and not planted.
986
00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,148
- What do you think that means?
987
00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:03,640
- I don't know, but it smells like (sniffing)
988
00:44:05,424 --> 00:44:07,218
(ominous music)
989
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,553
marijuambies.
990
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,188
- Lemme tell you something.
991
00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:17,058
There ain't gonna be a god damn lick of no Reggie
992
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,153
in the weed I got.
993
00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,560
- Oh, I think there is.
994
00:44:21,965 --> 00:44:23,928
(Brian sighing)
995
00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,233
It can't be him.
996
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,413
- No.
997
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:32,584
(ominous music continues)
998
00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:35,963
Bro, you really think he has something to do with this?
999
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:40,218
- How else could a Reggie and kush farm coexist?
1000
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,423
Only one person can make that much Reggie.
1001
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,268
Look, in the meantime, you need to do the right thing
1002
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:48,895
and you can throw the rest of that weed out.
1003
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,238
(Brian scoffing)
1004
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,728
- Bro, if I throw the weed out,
1005
00:44:52,770 --> 00:44:54,498
I'm not gonna make any money
1006
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:56,190
and I'm gonna go to fucking jail.
1007
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,213
- Dude, it's already made zombies.
1008
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,823
People have fucking died.
1009
00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,138
Put it on our friendship,
1010
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,180
you'll throw it out.
1011
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,213
- Bro, that's low.
1012
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,921
- Do it, bro.
1013
00:45:10,963 --> 00:45:13,713
(Brian scoffing)
1014
00:45:19,569 --> 00:45:23,328
(traffic whirring) (birds chirping)
1015
00:45:23,370 --> 00:45:25,968
- Man, you don't think we're overreacting, do you?
1016
00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,533
- Bro, you put it on our friendship.
1017
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,038
- Yeah, I try to remember our friendship
1018
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,338
when me and Bubba have our
wedding and we need a best man.
1019
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,593
- You'd let me be a best man at your wedding?
1020
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,178
- Look, Reggie in a flavored Swisher!
1021
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:50,103
- Oh! Bro, come on, man.
1022
00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:51,983
Just do it.
1023
00:45:57,919 --> 00:46:00,252
(box thuds)
1024
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,568
- There.
1025
00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:03,710
There goes my freedom.
1026
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:06,701
- You did a good thing.
1027
00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:07,653
- we'll see.
1028
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,713
- Hey, come on, bro. - Damn.
1029
00:46:15,274 --> 00:46:20,274
(feet crunching) (ominous music)
1030
00:46:22,986 --> 00:46:27,986
(upbeat music) (voice distorting)
1031
00:46:28,722 --> 00:46:31,472
(birds chirping)
1032
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:39,933
- Why'd you do it?
1033
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,228
- Yeah. What the fuck?
1034
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:45,528
(soft music)
1035
00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,133
- It's not that easy, Kerry.
1036
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,113
- You meant everything to me.
1037
00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:56,718
- I was flourishing, man.
1038
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,923
Rich, beyond measure.
1039
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:03,603
Nobody cared about a few seeds and stems.
1040
00:47:04,710 --> 00:47:05,501
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1041
00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:07,458
Sometimes you're reach in the bag,
1042
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,558
you may prick your finger.
1043
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,513
Other times you'll leave a seed in the joint.
1044
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:14,483
Pop!
1045
00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:18,138
Stinks up a whole room. But who cares, man?
1046
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,100
One time I fit 20 pounds
1047
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,033
in one fanny pack, yeah.
1048
00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:30,460
Then people started playing God.
1049
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,763
They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother.
1050
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,093
It became fluffier,
1051
00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:41,493
smelled better.
1052
00:47:43,703 --> 00:47:47,250
The THC content, it was off the charts.
1053
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,193
And right before my very eyes,
1054
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,213
I became a nobody.
1055
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:01,668
Even crack heads would smoke Reggie
1056
00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:03,093
to come down off a binge.
1057
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,468
And that's when it hit me.
1058
00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,643
If there was no more kush,
1059
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,510
people would be forced to smoke Reggie again,
1060
00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,070
placing me back
1061
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:21,710
in my rightful spot as the gateway drug.
1062
00:48:22,356 --> 00:48:23,388
- Ah.
1063
00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:25,848
All right, man, that's a sad story and all
1064
00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,648
but that doesn't explain how
1065
00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:30,367
people are becoming marijuambies.
1066
00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:31,442
- [Grand Master] Y-you interrupted me
1067
00:48:31,484 --> 00:48:32,868
before I could even finish.
1068
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,428
- Well then finish.
1069
00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:36,903
- Yeah. Grand Master Reggie, finish.
1070
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,830
- [Grand Master] Cordyceps.
1071
00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:43,018
- Percocets?
1072
00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:45,768
- [Grand Master] No, no, no, no, no. Cordyceps.
1073
00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:47,283
- The is a cordycep?
1074
00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:51,693
- Wait, like, like the ant fungus?
1075
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,633
- No.
1076
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,003
- I was desperate, man.
1077
00:48:58,050 --> 00:48:59,883
Ignorant to the effects.
1078
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,538
I just thought it would kill the plants.
1079
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:06,483
I had no idea it would infect humans too.
1080
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,841
- I don't even think I can look at you right now.
1081
00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,033
- This the guy you rave about all the time?
1082
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,148
Hey, look, man, since it was clearly you
1083
00:49:17,190 --> 00:49:18,948
that turned these people into zombies
1084
00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:20,283
and not me, by the way,
1085
00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:23,118
you should redeem yourself.
1086
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,033
Come help us.
1087
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,178
- Yeah, you're right.
1088
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:31,608
You gotta come help us stop what you created.
1089
00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:32,483
Come on.
1090
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,553
- I can't, Kerry.
1091
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,070
- I don't think he's coming, man.
1092
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,638
- Look, what's happening is terrible but...
1093
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,288
- But what?
1094
00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:46,863
- But it still benefits him.
1095
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,638
The plants are still contaminated
1096
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,068
and people will still have no choice
1097
00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:55,143
but to smoke buck ass Reggie.
1098
00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,463
- Tell me that's not why.
1099
00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:03,513
- I'm sorry, Kerry.
1100
00:50:06,611 --> 00:50:08,995
(air whooshing)
1101
00:50:09,037 --> 00:50:10,893
- Come on, man. We gotta go.
1102
00:50:15,549 --> 00:50:18,049
(soft music)
1103
00:50:26,073 --> 00:50:28,338
(door thuds)
1104
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:31,047
(Brian sighing)
1105
00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,624
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)
1106
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:39,258
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)
1107
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,758
Hey, bro.
1108
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,403
I've been thinking, what the fuck is a weed weapon?
1109
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,378
We're gonna make some weed weapons.
1110
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:52,420
We're gonna fucking die. (inhaling and exhaling)
1111
00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,358
Bro, will you hurry the fuck up
1112
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,511
before I change my mother fucking mind?
1113
00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:02,418
What are you doing?
1114
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,160
Man, you always doing
something weird in that bedroom.
1115
00:51:06,675 --> 00:51:09,092
(soft music)
1116
00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:22,818
- Let's blow some zombies.
1117
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,489
(upbeat rock music continues)
1118
00:51:25,531 --> 00:51:28,531
(door bell ringing)
1119
00:51:33,179 --> 00:51:36,528
(door clicking)
1120
00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:37,458
- Steve.
1121
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,468
- Brian. (door thuds)
1122
00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:41,418
Hey, kerbear. You look cool.
1123
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,410
What are you doing?
1124
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,549
- Saving the fucking world.
1125
00:51:45,591 --> 00:51:49,248
- Ah, righteous. That's awesome. (laughing)
1126
00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:51,105
You gonna have a costume too?
1127
00:51:51,147 --> 00:51:54,310
(upbeat music)
1128
00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:58,036
♪ I look right through all
these translucent beings ♪
1129
00:51:58,078 --> 00:52:01,878
♪ Observing all these thangs ♪
1130
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,716
♪ As time keeps ticking, they all remain the same ♪
1131
00:52:05,758 --> 00:52:09,804
♪ A bunch of walking, talking
ghouls without any brains ♪
1132
00:52:09,846 --> 00:52:13,960
♪ I wish they wake up, wake up, retake the day ♪
1133
00:52:14,002 --> 00:52:16,303
♪ Like they wake up, shake up ♪
1134
00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:17,941
♪ Shoot it in their veins ♪
1135
00:52:17,983 --> 00:52:19,932
♪ Forever stuck in the cycle ♪
1136
00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:21,661
♪ of doing the same ♪
1137
00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:25,677
♪ The clock is running down
with no time left in the game ♪
1138
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,510
♪ Oh no ♪
1139
00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:28,806
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1140
00:52:28,848 --> 00:52:30,647
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪
1141
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,348
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
1142
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,490
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪
1143
00:52:34,532 --> 00:52:36,353
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1144
00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:40,048
- You know, we might not all make it outta here.
1145
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:42,757
(ominous music)
1146
00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:45,260
Bro, where's your friend?
1147
00:52:47,386 --> 00:52:49,368
(Kerry sighing)
1148
00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,918
Look, I knew he wasn't gonna last long,
1149
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,600
but this is just ridiculous.
1150
00:53:03,591 --> 00:53:06,341
(feet crunching)
1151
00:53:21,836 --> 00:53:24,253
(soft music)
1152
00:53:29,116 --> 00:53:32,285
(zombie growling) (Brian gasping)
1153
00:53:32,327 --> 00:53:35,077
(dramatic music)
1154
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,131
Shut up, bitch.
1155
00:53:39,957 --> 00:53:42,790
(zombie growling)
1156
00:53:45,685 --> 00:53:46,935
No. No, no, no.
1157
00:53:47,897 --> 00:53:48,806
Fuck off me.
1158
00:53:48,848 --> 00:53:50,436
(body thuds)
1159
00:53:50,478 --> 00:53:52,949
(ominous music)
1160
00:53:52,991 --> 00:53:54,948
(lighter clicking)
1161
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:59,988
(dramatic music) (Brian groaning)
1162
00:54:00,030 --> 00:54:01,575
(zombie growling) No, no, ah.
1163
00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,997
Get off!
1164
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,797
(zombie growling) This shit gay, man!
1165
00:54:04,839 --> 00:54:06,927
I ain't judging, I'm just not gay!
1166
00:54:06,969 --> 00:54:08,302
Get off me, man!
1167
00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:10,112
Kerry!
1168
00:54:11,274 --> 00:54:14,107
(zombie growling)
1169
00:54:15,888 --> 00:54:16,721
Ah, fuck.
1170
00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:22,152
(leaf blower whirring)
1171
00:54:22,194 --> 00:54:25,138
(ominous music)
1172
00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,138
Yeah, got yo bitch ass.
1173
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,298
Fuck you, zom Holland.
1174
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,131
Dumb ass zombie.
1175
00:54:30,173 --> 00:54:31,773
Hey, wait up.
1176
00:54:36,513 --> 00:54:37,908
Bro, ain't these electric?
1177
00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:39,213
I need an extension cord.
1178
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,153
Kerry.
1179
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,716
Kerry!
1180
00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:45,007
Where the fuck are you?
1181
00:54:47,445 --> 00:54:50,945
(ominous music continues)
1182
00:55:00,404 --> 00:55:02,068
(saber whirring)
1183
00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:05,130
Oh-(saber zapping)
1184
00:55:05,172 --> 00:55:07,839
(ominous music)
1185
00:55:20,378 --> 00:55:23,225
(saber whirring)
1186
00:55:23,267 --> 00:55:25,767
(tense music)
1187
00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:31,058
(foot scraping)
1188
00:55:32,852 --> 00:55:35,685
(zombie growling)
1189
00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:43,192
(tense music continues)
1190
00:55:54,329 --> 00:55:57,079
(dramatic music)
1191
00:56:03,077 --> 00:56:05,910
(sabers whirring)
1192
00:56:12,725 --> 00:56:15,475
(saber whirring)
1193
00:56:18,569 --> 00:56:21,850
(saber whirring)
1194
00:56:21,892 --> 00:56:25,165
(dramatic music continues) (saber whirring)
1195
00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:28,040
(sabers whirring)
1196
00:56:31,987 --> 00:56:35,570
(dramatic music continues)
1197
00:56:38,275 --> 00:56:40,667
(Kerry grunting)
1198
00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,542
(zombie growling)
1199
00:56:50,705 --> 00:56:52,706
(leaf blower thuds)
1200
00:56:52,748 --> 00:56:54,006
(dramatic music continues)
1201
00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:55,659
(joint clinks)
1202
00:56:55,701 --> 00:56:59,392
- Huh? (groaning)
1203
00:56:59,434 --> 00:57:02,919
(lighter clicking)
1204
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,311
(lighter clicking)
1205
00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:06,242
Huh? (lighter clicking)
1206
00:57:06,284 --> 00:57:10,402
(dramatic music continues)
1207
00:57:10,444 --> 00:57:13,882
(zombie growling)
1208
00:57:13,924 --> 00:57:16,584
(dramatic music)
1209
00:57:16,626 --> 00:57:19,459
(sabers whirring)
1210
00:57:31,394 --> 00:57:36,394
(zombie growling) (sabers whirring)
1211
00:57:41,223 --> 00:57:44,056
(zombie growling)
1212
00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:54,791
(suspenseful music)
1213
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:57,583
(saber whirring)
1214
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,171
(dramatic music)
1215
00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:05,046
(zombie growling)
1216
00:58:06,611 --> 00:58:09,315
(body thuds)
1217
00:58:09,357 --> 00:58:12,440
(upbeat rock music)
1218
00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:34,139
(tense music) (saber whirring)
1219
00:58:37,104 --> 00:58:39,531
(zombie farting)
1220
00:58:39,573 --> 00:58:42,573
(suspenseful music)
1221
00:58:44,714 --> 00:58:47,039
(Brain screaming)
1222
00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:49,248
- Did you just fucking shit on me!
1223
00:58:51,204 --> 00:58:53,871
(saber buzzing)
1224
00:58:58,164 --> 00:59:01,499
(upbeat music) (zombie groaning)
1225
00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,592
♪ out without a trace ♪
1226
00:59:03,634 --> 00:59:05,160
♪ Gone by the morning ♪
1227
00:59:05,202 --> 00:59:06,268
♪ You never ♪
1228
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:07,687
♪ Know that they were there ♪
1229
00:59:07,729 --> 00:59:09,577
♪ ♪
1230
00:59:09,619 --> 00:59:11,174
♪ knowing and ghosts is all that's left ♪
1231
00:59:11,216 --> 00:59:12,987
♪ On this desolate planet ♪
1232
00:59:13,029 --> 00:59:13,820
♪ Let's go ♪
1233
00:59:13,862 --> 00:59:15,975
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1234
00:59:16,017 --> 00:59:18,108
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪
1235
00:59:18,150 --> 00:59:19,630
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
1236
00:59:19,672 --> 00:59:21,228
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪
1237
00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:22,061
- Kerry!
1238
00:59:22,103 --> 00:59:25,038
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1239
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,913
- Kerry!
1240
00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,940
Pretty sure I got the force, bro.
1241
00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:32,718
Just whooped a Jedi.
1242
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,102
Kind of badass actually.
1243
00:59:34,144 --> 00:59:36,222
Kerry!
1244
00:59:36,264 --> 00:59:40,458
What the fuck, man? Kerry!
1245
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,200
- Bro! - Please don't shit on me.
1246
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:48,108
Bro, don't ever fucking leave me like that again, man.
1247
00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:51,112
- Why? You got no problem leaving everybody else.
1248
00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:52,248
(Kerry sighing)
1249
00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,373
Come on, man.
1250
00:59:56,102 --> 00:59:58,638
- "You have no problem leaving everybody else."
1251
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,543
Rambo Malone looking mother fucker.
1252
01:00:02,764 --> 01:00:05,431
(feet thudding)
1253
01:00:06,801 --> 01:00:09,768
(zombies growling)
1254
01:00:09,810 --> 01:00:11,451
- Let's get 'em.
1255
01:00:11,493 --> 01:00:13,908
- Man, we can't just go in there without a plan.
1256
01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,633
He literally knows Juujitsu.
1257
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,180
- I'll take care of him.
1258
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:24,005
- Then I got Batman and this is personal.
1259
01:00:24,047 --> 01:00:25,639
♪ Out without a trace ♪
1260
01:00:25,681 --> 01:00:26,932
♪ Gone by the morning ♪
1261
01:00:26,974 --> 01:00:28,062
♪ You never ♪
1262
01:00:28,104 --> 01:00:29,806
♪ ♪
1263
01:00:29,848 --> 01:00:31,695
(Brain groaning)
1264
01:00:31,737 --> 01:00:34,098
- Ah, this is for casting Robert Patterson!
1265
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:35,803
That movie sucked!
1266
01:00:35,845 --> 01:00:37,068
Yeah, yeah!
1267
01:00:37,110 --> 01:00:38,292
Yeah, how the fuck y'all like it?
1268
01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:39,125
Oh, shit!
1269
01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:41,374
Damn, how the fuck y'all keep doing this? Ugh!
1270
01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,046
Get the fuck off me!
1271
01:00:43,088 --> 01:00:43,879
Shit!
1272
01:00:43,921 --> 01:00:45,942
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1273
01:00:45,984 --> 01:00:47,738
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪
1274
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,392
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
1275
01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:51,896
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪
1276
01:00:51,938 --> 01:00:55,410
♪ All those ghosts that stand in my path ♪
1277
01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:56,243
♪ I ♪
1278
01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,344
- Bring it on! Yeah. Mother fucker!
1279
01:00:58,386 --> 01:00:59,177
(zombie grunting)
1280
01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:00,010
Come on, mother fucker!
1281
01:01:00,052 --> 01:01:01,367
(zombie grunting)
1282
01:01:01,409 --> 01:01:03,258
What the fuck is the point of even having these?
1283
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,200
Yeah, bring it on then, mother fucker!
1284
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,496
You merely adapted to the dark.
1285
01:01:10,538 --> 01:01:12,453
I was born in it.
1286
01:01:12,495 --> 01:01:13,573
Molded by it.
1287
01:01:13,615 --> 01:01:14,661
(zombie groaning)
1288
01:01:14,703 --> 01:01:16,061
Oh, you don't like that?
1289
01:01:16,103 --> 01:01:18,858
Huh? Are you the zombie we need?
1290
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,673
But not the zombie we deserve?
1291
01:01:21,630 --> 01:01:22,692
Yeah. Come on.
1292
01:01:22,734 --> 01:01:23,762
Come on.
1293
01:01:23,804 --> 01:01:26,135
(zombie groaning)
1294
01:01:26,177 --> 01:01:28,816
(Kerry grunting)
1295
01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:31,834
(zombie growling)
1296
01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:33,883
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪
1297
01:01:33,925 --> 01:01:35,791
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪
1298
01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,435
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪
1299
01:01:37,477 --> 01:01:40,185
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪
1300
01:01:40,227 --> 01:01:44,638
(soft music) (hands thudding)
1301
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,779
- [Grand Master] Then people started playing God.
1302
01:01:46,821 --> 01:01:50,265
They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother.
1303
01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,473
And right before my very eyes,
1304
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,340
I became a nobody.
1305
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,008
Even crack heads would smoke Reggie
1306
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,463
to come down off a binge.
1307
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,858
- [Brian] I don't think he's coming, man.
1308
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,551
- [Grand Master] Look, what's happening is terrible but...
1309
01:02:11,593 --> 01:02:12,963
I'm sorry, Kerry.
1310
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,580
- [Brain] Zombie's beating your ass, Kerry.
1311
01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:20,184
(dramatic music)
1312
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,550
why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, man?
1313
01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,903
Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore?
1314
01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:46,158
- [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie.
1315
01:02:49,089 --> 01:02:51,756
When I had nobody, I had Reggie.
1316
01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:57,963
When I graduated high school,
1317
01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:02,223
I had Reggie.
1318
01:03:07,710 --> 01:03:10,548
When I had my first kid even. (chuckles)
1319
01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:11,423
I had Reggie.
1320
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,030
- [Brian] Bro, you ain't even got no kids.
1321
01:03:26,889 --> 01:03:28,472
- But I got Reggie.
1322
01:03:34,349 --> 01:03:37,932
(dramatic music continues)
1323
01:04:06,779 --> 01:04:11,779
(fist thuds) (zombie growling)
1324
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,078
- You either die a zombie
1325
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,984
or you live long enough to get your ass whopped, bitch!
1326
01:04:36,026 --> 01:04:36,817
(Brian laughing)
1327
01:04:36,859 --> 01:04:38,087
Sucka, mother fucka.
1328
01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:43,743
Bro, I am so fucking glad that's done.
1329
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,668
I was running out of Batman jokes.
1330
01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:47,930
- I bet.
1331
01:04:47,972 --> 01:04:50,722
(dramatic music)
1332
01:04:52,770 --> 01:04:55,158
- Hey, there you guys are, man.
1333
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,968
Yo man, there's free bag's of weed everywhere.
1334
01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:02,928
I just been high as a mother fucker, dog. (laughing)
1335
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:03,803
- Buddy?
1336
01:05:04,747 --> 01:05:06,438
You, you feeling okay?
1337
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,238
(suspenseful music)
1338
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,685
- Hey, guy.
1339
01:05:10,727 --> 01:05:14,790
- Yeah, I'm fine, man. (coughing)
1340
01:05:14,832 --> 01:05:18,275
I just got a taste for lungs.
1341
01:05:18,317 --> 01:05:21,150
(zombie growling)
1342
01:05:26,434 --> 01:05:27,456
- I got this.
1343
01:05:27,498 --> 01:05:30,358
(dramatic music continues)
1344
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,738
(fist thuds)
1345
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,651
- Bro.
1346
01:05:33,693 --> 01:05:35,328
Bro, bro, wake up.
1347
01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:37,098
Wake up! Bro, you okay?
1348
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,628
Wake the fuck up, man!
1349
01:05:38,670 --> 01:05:40,578
Bro. Steve's coming, man.
1350
01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,453
Wake up.
1351
01:05:42,358 --> 01:05:44,647
What the fuck? What, what the fuck, man?
1352
01:05:44,689 --> 01:05:47,650
(Brian screaming)
1353
01:05:47,692 --> 01:05:52,692
(zombie growling) (heroic music)
1354
01:05:58,782 --> 01:06:00,858
(lips smacking)
1355
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:02,733
- I can't take back what I did.
1356
01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,163
Man, I am better than that.
1357
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:09,753
I've got to find a new way to bring Reggie back.
1358
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:13,053
I'm thinking edibles, something, I don't know.
1359
01:06:14,490 --> 01:06:15,740
Let me take care of that.
1360
01:06:16,661 --> 01:06:21,661
(zombie growling) (heroic music)
1361
01:06:22,737 --> 01:06:23,528
(Grand Master choking)
1362
01:06:23,570 --> 01:06:24,379
(zombie growling)
1363
01:06:24,421 --> 01:06:27,838
(heroic music continues)
1364
01:06:31,382 --> 01:06:32,667
(lighter clicks)
1365
01:06:32,709 --> 01:06:35,413
(zombie growling)
1366
01:06:35,455 --> 01:06:38,122
(air whooshing)
1367
01:06:39,282 --> 01:06:40,899
(zombie growling)
1368
01:06:40,941 --> 01:06:44,274
(Grand Master grunting)
1369
01:06:45,798 --> 01:06:46,589
(nail clinks) (blood squishes)
1370
01:06:46,631 --> 01:06:49,381
(dramatic music)
1371
01:06:50,429 --> 01:06:52,158
- Come on, man. Wake up.
1372
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,344
Look, Grand Master Reggie!
1373
01:06:53,386 --> 01:06:55,728
(fists thudding)
1374
01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:56,673
Kerry, wake up.
1375
01:06:58,070 --> 01:07:00,903
(zombie growling)
1376
01:07:03,093 --> 01:07:04,322
(zombie grunting)
1377
01:07:04,364 --> 01:07:06,712
- [Grand Master] Brian, come help!
1378
01:07:06,754 --> 01:07:08,660
- [Brian] I ain't running away this time.
1379
01:07:08,702 --> 01:07:09,678
(dramatic music)
1380
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,953
Let's go, mother fucker.
1381
01:07:13,891 --> 01:07:16,425
(zombie growling)
1382
01:07:16,467 --> 01:07:19,217
(dramatic music)
1383
01:07:32,671 --> 01:07:35,254
(solemn music)
1384
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,351
- Master! What happened?
1385
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,908
No, we can fix it. We can fix this.
1386
01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,203
- No, I can feel it.
1387
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:51,243
There's no more room in this world for Reggie.
1388
01:07:52,864 --> 01:07:55,679
Unless you, (coughing)
1389
01:07:55,721 --> 01:07:58,818
unless you, there's only one person
1390
01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:03,168
that can fulfill the mantle of Grand Master Reggie.
1391
01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:04,043
- [Kerry] Who?
1392
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,510
- With great Reggie
1393
01:08:08,490 --> 01:08:12,173
comes great responsibility.
1394
01:08:14,363 --> 01:08:19,363
(Kerry sobbing) (air whooshing)
1395
01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:26,201
(air whooshing) (twinkling music)
1396
01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:34,083
(solemn music continue)
1397
01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:48,213
- Bro. Check this out.
1398
01:08:49,634 --> 01:08:52,175
- Fucking stinks, man.
1399
01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:53,050
- Damn!
1400
01:08:54,947 --> 01:08:57,081
What happened to your eye, man?
1401
01:08:57,123 --> 01:09:00,459
- Oh. (engine whirring)
1402
01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:03,461
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)
1403
01:09:03,503 --> 01:09:08,503
(door thuds) (birds chirping)
1404
01:09:08,696 --> 01:09:11,363
(chime ringing)
1405
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,013
- You're going to jail.
1406
01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,778
- Bro, no, stop!
1407
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:21,768
Ted already did that.
1408
01:09:21,810 --> 01:09:22,601
- Fuck.
1409
01:09:22,643 --> 01:09:25,038
- [Jasmine] What are you nerds even talking about?
1410
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,988
First of all, why does this smell like seeds over here?
1411
01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:28,188
- Right?
1412
01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:31,578
- [Jasmine] Second of all, where's my fucking money?
1413
01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,488
- Look man, I, I just,
1414
01:09:34,530 --> 01:09:35,328
I just don't got it.
1415
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:36,258
I don't know what to tell you.
1416
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,788
- [Jasmine] Well, you know what that means.
1417
01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:39,250
You're going to jail!
1418
01:09:42,202 --> 01:09:45,048
- I don't even care anymore. Take me to jail.
1419
01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:47,516
I don't give a fuck. But first, I'm seeing my kid.
1420
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,893
- [Jasmine] No, no. - Whoa.
1421
01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,428
- Yes! - He's doing it.
1422
01:09:52,470 --> 01:09:55,353
- [Jasmine] No, just wait. Hold on.
1423
01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:05,870
(door clicks)
1424
01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:12,009
(door clicks) (mower whirring)
1425
01:10:12,051 --> 01:10:12,842
- Are you trying to gimme fucking canceled?
1426
01:10:12,884 --> 01:10:15,159
- It's not what you think. I'm like 3%-
1427
01:10:15,201 --> 01:10:18,708
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that.
1428
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,281
- But my grandma is like... Whoa, whoa. No.
1429
01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,028
- But I have... Hey, look.
1430
01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:24,573
Stop. Turn around.
1431
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,393
Walk away.
1432
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,518
With the baby!
1433
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,723
- [Jasmine] You're right.
1434
01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:41,028
- So no jail time, huh?
1435
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,138
- No jail, bro.
1436
01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:43,867
- Hell yeah, my man.
1437
01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:46,698
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
1438
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,840
He dropped his bottle.
1439
01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,318
- Kind of sad though, bro.
1440
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,398
I was kind of looking forward
1441
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,440
to a little me running around, you know?
1442
01:10:55,470 --> 01:10:57,003
- But with her though?
1443
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,073
- Mm.
1444
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,817
Obviously not with her, right? Obviously
1445
01:11:04,859 --> 01:11:05,650
(Kerry laughing)
1446
01:11:05,692 --> 01:11:08,275
(upbeat music)
1447
01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:26,667
♪ Sitting on the couch watching "Marijuambies" ♪
1448
01:11:26,927 --> 01:11:31,758
♪ Lost track of time, smoking
too much fucking bomb weed ♪
1449
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,727
♪ Break it up, roll it up, smoke it up ♪
1450
01:11:33,769 --> 01:11:37,101
♪ Don't forget to plug the hole ♪
1451
01:11:37,143 --> 01:11:41,099
♪ Mary Jane, she's got me by the balls ♪
1452
01:11:41,141 --> 01:11:41,974
- Come on.
1453
01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:44,772
Bud.
1454
01:11:44,814 --> 01:11:47,397
(Brian scoffs)
1455
01:11:56,703 --> 01:11:58,218
(Brian chuckles)
1456
01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,868
- One time.
1457
01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:01,175
That's it.
1458
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,498
♪ ♪
1459
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:06,720
- [Brian] Where do you even get Reggie anymore?
1460
01:12:06,762 --> 01:12:10,426
- [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie.
1461
01:12:10,468 --> 01:12:12,716
When I had nobody, I had Reggie.
1462
01:12:12,758 --> 01:12:13,549
(Brian coughing)
1463
01:12:13,591 --> 01:12:14,382
♪ I'm seeing green ♪
1464
01:12:14,424 --> 01:12:15,903
♪ Are you selling green ♪
1465
01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:17,140
♪ Because I'm really steamed ♪
1466
01:12:17,182 --> 01:12:18,426
♪ I lost my weed ♪
1467
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,781
♪ I lost my weed, I need some weed ♪
1468
01:12:20,823 --> 01:12:25,202
♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪
1469
01:12:25,244 --> 01:12:27,576
(birds chirping)
1470
01:12:27,618 --> 01:12:28,968
- Dude, you heard there's a couple zombies
1471
01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:31,115
running around dressed like Batman and a Jedi?
1472
01:12:31,157 --> 01:12:32,628
- No. (laughing)
1473
01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:33,528
What?
1474
01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:34,361
- Yeah. (laughing)
1475
01:12:34,403 --> 01:12:35,835
Apparently a couple dumb asses went to go cure 'em
1476
01:12:35,877 --> 01:12:38,358
and just beat 'em up and left 'em there instead.
1477
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,297
- Sounds like a plot to a bad movie.
1478
01:12:40,339 --> 01:12:41,418
(man laughing)
1479
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,573
- You said it, not me.
1480
01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:44,851
Hey, you caught something.
1481
01:12:44,893 --> 01:12:45,684
- Oh, shit.
1482
01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:47,028
- Probably just some trash though.
1483
01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,198
That's all you ever catch. (laughing)
1484
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,668
- Allison?
1485
01:12:49,710 --> 01:12:53,508
Oh God. It's big like Allison. (grunting)
1486
01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:54,648
- [Man] Bring it in here. Bring it in here.
1487
01:12:54,690 --> 01:12:55,481
Oh wow.
1488
01:12:55,523 --> 01:12:59,268
- Oh, it's just a big old box like Allison had.
1489
01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:03,378
- Dude, it's a big old box full of weed.
1490
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,253
- No way.
1491
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,228
Oh my God. It is! (sniffing)
1492
01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:10,212
And it smells fire.
1493
01:13:10,254 --> 01:13:11,388
(man sniffing)
1494
01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:12,828
- Definitely don't smell like Reggie.
1495
01:13:12,870 --> 01:13:14,418
- Or Nick, the mechanic.
1496
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,828
- It's kind of weird there'd be a box of weed
1497
01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:17,298
floating in a lake though.
1498
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:20,621
- Yeah. It seems like the setup for a sequel.
1499
01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:23,663
(suspenseful music)
1500
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,368
- I am smoking it anyway.
1501
01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:27,733
(both laughing)
1502
01:13:27,775 --> 01:13:31,485
♪ ♪ (upbeat music)
1503
01:13:31,527 --> 01:13:34,868
♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪
1504
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,998
♪ Yeah ♪
1505
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,929
♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪
1506
01:13:39,971 --> 01:13:42,286
♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪
1507
01:13:42,328 --> 01:13:44,080
♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪
1508
01:13:44,122 --> 01:13:45,328
♪ Something with no seeds ♪
1509
01:13:45,370 --> 01:13:46,161
♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪
1510
01:13:46,203 --> 01:13:48,015
♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪
1511
01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:49,610
♪ Pot, chronic, system, sensemilla Bush ♪
1512
01:13:49,652 --> 01:13:50,537
♪ Solid lambs bread ♪
1513
01:13:50,579 --> 01:13:51,504
♪ Reefer green leaf ♪
1514
01:13:51,546 --> 01:13:52,436
♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪
1515
01:13:52,478 --> 01:13:53,488
♪ kif, toke, Rope ♪
1516
01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:55,253
♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪
1517
01:13:55,295 --> 01:13:56,816
♪ Soapbar poobah ♪
1518
01:13:56,858 --> 01:13:58,452
♪ Or granddaddy purple ♪
1519
01:13:58,494 --> 01:13:59,958
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1520
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,143
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1521
01:14:01,185 --> 01:14:02,525
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1522
01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:04,619
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1523
01:14:04,661 --> 01:14:07,153
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪
1524
01:14:07,195 --> 01:14:08,525
♪ The movie ♪
1525
01:14:08,567 --> 01:14:09,667
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1526
01:14:09,709 --> 01:14:11,021
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1527
01:14:11,063 --> 01:14:12,179
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪
1528
01:14:12,221 --> 01:14:14,204
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪
1529
01:14:14,246 --> 01:14:18,129
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪
1530
01:14:18,171 --> 01:14:19,225
♪ Cannabis read ♪
1531
01:14:19,267 --> 01:14:20,279
♪ Cannabis write ♪
1532
01:14:20,321 --> 01:14:21,364
♪ Cannabis choke ♪
1533
01:14:21,406 --> 01:14:22,618
♪ Cannabis toke ♪
1534
01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:23,683
♪ Cannabis see ♪
1535
01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:24,837
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1536
01:14:24,879 --> 01:14:26,607
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1537
01:14:26,649 --> 01:14:28,519
♪ Oh, cannabis dream ♪
1538
01:14:28,561 --> 01:14:29,352
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1539
01:14:29,394 --> 01:14:30,350
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1540
01:14:30,392 --> 01:14:31,629
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1541
01:14:31,671 --> 01:14:34,023
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1542
01:14:34,065 --> 01:14:36,600
♪ Cannabis dream ♪
1543
01:14:36,642 --> 01:14:40,059
(upbeat music continues)
1544
01:14:58,071 --> 01:15:01,571
(upbeat music continues)
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