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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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- Hey.
- Hey. This is Cricket.
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- I was just wondering
why you're being such a dick.
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- I'm just tired of being
your shoulder to cry on.
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This just isn't working
right now.
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- Have any sold?
- Enough to make rent.
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- Who's ever bought a painting
from a coffee shop wall?
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- Someone who loves art?
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- Someone who loves her son.
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- You've spent
thousands of dollars.
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This is straight-up blackmail.
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Marilyn, I need a favor.
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- You know I'd love to help.
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- What if it really pissed off
my mother-in-law?
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- Friends.
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[light music]
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- [laughs]
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- Where are you going?
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- Dubai.
- Wait, no.
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- Owning a global security firm
means I gotta be global.
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- If you ever want to get back
in the game, we need a closer.
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[phone buzzes]
- What's wrong?
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- My daughter just threw up.
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She really needs her mom.
Sorry.
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We're out of gas.
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- With a dead person
in the trunk?
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- You don't have
any cash, do you?
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- You're all I got.
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- But I'm also gonna need
that bracelet.
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- I had to do something
that might not be good for us.
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[somber music]
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* *
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[gasping]
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- Thirsty?
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- [gasps]
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- You're up early.
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- Thought you were just getting
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one more drink
with your friends.
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- Oh, you know how it goes.
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- Do I?
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- One drink turns into two.
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And, of course, I didn't eat
anything during the auction
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because I was so nervous.
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Next thing I know,
we're all at Birdie's
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having a giant dance party.
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- Fun.
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- Thanks for relieving
the babysitter, hon.
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- You don't look drunk.
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- [chuckles]
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How do I look, Tucker?
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- Guilty.
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[tense music]
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- [scoffs]
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Look, I'm sorry
for coming home so late.
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I should have called.
- What were you really doing?
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- What, you want
my specific dance moves?
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I mean, I started
with the stanky leg.
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- Just be straight with me.
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- Then I went into the Nae Nae.
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- You have a tell.
- Huh?
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- Some people blink,
some twitch.
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But everyone does something
when they're lying.
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* *
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- We'll never be the same.
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- We made a deal.
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- I know.
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- No more secrets.
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- I know. I know.
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- I saw Gary
staring at you from the bar.
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- I didn't cheat.
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- He was drooling
like you were a T-bone.
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- Believe me.
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You don't have to worry
about Gary ever again.
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* *
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- Then what did you do?
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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[birds chirping]
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[bright music]
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* *
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[phone buzzing]
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- Catherine speaking.
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- Hi, Mrs. Crosby.
Pointe Credit Union calling.
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We just wanted to confirm
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a cash advance
at Motown Casino.
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- No, that's not us.
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- So you haven't made
any charges at Motown Casino
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in the past three days?
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- I've never even been there,
and my husband's overseas.
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- Okay, before I connect you
to the fraud department,
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I'll need to verify
the account.
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- Bear with me.
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My husband usually deals
with this stuff.
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- No problem.
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I just need the last
four digits of the card.
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[Superorganism's "Oh Come On"]
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Ma'am?
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Are you there?
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- I don't know much
about flowers,
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but I bet growing a garden is
just like growing a business.
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* *
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- * I'm pretty busy
and I have to leave *
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* But soon enough,
I'll be back in Boston *
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- Success comes from planting
the right people under you.
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* *
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- * Melatonin knock me out *
[school bell rings]
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* It's a foreign country
and I'm all freaked out *
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- 'Cause no matter what
you have to weather,
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you need good, solid roots.
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- * Oh, come on *
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* *
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* Turn it on *
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- So your business can
reap what it sows.
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- * Oh, come on *
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- Mm.
- Hey.
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- Want to sneak into the movies
without paying tonight?
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- I gotta finish this thing.
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- Mm. Boo.
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- I know.
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* *
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- Breakfast is served.
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- * Oh, come on *
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- [sighs]
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- But stray too far
from who you are as a company,
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and the whole enterprise
withers on the vine.
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- I'd like an oat milk latte,
please.
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And that postmodern,
antiauthoritarian painting.
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- Are you sure?
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- Plus the latte.
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- Just feels like
a pretty big impulse buy.
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- Yeah,
I'll definitely regret it,
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but the alternative
is way worse.
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- That'll be $2,106.35.
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* *
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- * Oh, come on *
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* *
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- Here she is.
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Huh?
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[laughs]
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- So where'd my money go?
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- Well, Matador red paint
with iconic SS stripes.
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Rewired original
automatic convertible top.
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- Sick.
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- 396-cubic inch big block V8,
rebuilt transmission,
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plus original
all-black interior
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and rally wheels.
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- Like she just rolled
out of the factory.
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- And the original stereo
that only plays classic rock.
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- [laughs]
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Connor was right about you.
- Uh-oh.
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Don't listen to him.
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- He said you'd make me
a lot of money.
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- Well, I really appreciate
the investment.
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- [exhales]
All right.
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Fire her up.
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- Oh, still making her pretty.
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- Oh, come on,
I'm not gonna judge.
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- Nah, I'd rather wait
till she's ready.
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- What's going on here, Brett?
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- Carburetor's taking longer
than expected to rebuild.
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- This thing gonna run or not?
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- [chuckles]
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It wouldn't be a classic
if it was easy, right?
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- Yeah.
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[tense music]
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Look, I'm just the money guy.
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I don't know dick about cars.
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- I won't let you down, man.
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- But I do know
we're not getting paid
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if you're just putting lipstick
on a pig.
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* *
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- That was the last time,
right?
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- [chuckles]
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You've been saying that
for three weeks now.
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- Well, next time,
I'll mean it.
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[radio crackles]
- Unit 35, what's your 20?
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- Still 10-31.
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- What's that?
- Homeowner in distress.
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- Oh.
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- In need
of immediate assistance.
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- Mm.
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[upbeat music]
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- Excuse me, officer.
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You're blowing up.
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Must have fallen out downstairs
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when you stripped
each other's clothes off.
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[phone buzzes]
- Yeah, thanks.
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- I think it's your wife.
- Okay, Olga.
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Back to pretending to work.
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[plucky music]
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* *
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- [exhales]
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- Gather round,
my little garden gnomes.
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Lots of work to do
and no time to do it.
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- Sorry.
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I couldn't find a meter.
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- Next time, carpool.
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- What are we doing here?
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- Operation Warp Seed.
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- Bulbs?
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- Not just any bulbs.
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Japanese ranunculus.
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- You can't get those
in the States.
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- Mm.
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Donna smuggled them back
from a trade fair in Tokyo.
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- Smuggled them how?
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- You just let Donna worry
about both those things.
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- I can't have
illegal bulbs in here.
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- Whoa. Dude, relax.
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- [sighs] Sorry.
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Cricket's got me
on this cleanse.
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- Oh, what day are you?
- Starving.
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- Do you bitches want to beat
Bloomfield Hills or not?
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Come on, now.
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Now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now.
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Let's go. Lock and load.
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Hoo-rah!
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- Uh, any questions?
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Actually, yeah.
I have a lot.
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- I have four more boxes
in my car.
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- Okay, now I seriously
need to know
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how Donna smuggled these.
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- [whispering]
All you need to know
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is that she is healing
beautifully.
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[normally]
But what I need to know
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is where in the heck
my vice president is.
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Where is she? Hmm?
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[phone chiming]
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[tense music]
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* *
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- You were right.
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[soft music playing]
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Those things really do
come in handy.
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* *
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- You want a drink?
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- I want to know
what's going on.
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- If I tell you,
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we'll never be the same.
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[tense music]
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* *
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- I'll have what you're having.
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* *
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.
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- I don't know.
Maybe we expanded too fast.
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But in order to do it right,
you gotta take on some debt.
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And I've just been trying
to dig out of this hole
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for the past eight months.
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- Where have you been going?
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- Vegas. Atlantic City.
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Sometimes the casino downtown.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Whoever will comp me a room
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while I try to win enough
to pay for private school
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or the tennis club or whatever.
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00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:04,824
- So Dubai, Singapore, India...
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- It's all dried up.
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- Do you have any idea
how worried the kids have been
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thinking you were so far away?
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- I was doing it for them.
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- Why couldn't you
just tell me?
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- I didn't want to give you
a reason to find someone else.
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[soft music playing]
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* *
265
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,245
- I'm not gonna leave you
just because we can't vacation
266
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,847
at Saint Barts anymore.
267
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,784
- A lot of women
in this town would.
268
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,485
- Well, I'm not one of them.
269
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:38,558
* *
270
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,461
- I can't do it anymore.
271
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,037
- I got you.
272
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,443
- I'm just so tired.
273
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,351
- Promise me something.
274
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,086
- Whatever it takes.
275
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,824
- No more secrets.
276
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,525
- No more secrets.
277
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,528
[bright music]
278
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:22,569
* *
279
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,309
[knock at door]
280
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,443
- Knock, knock.
281
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,878
- Oh. Good morning.
282
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,781
- How's it feel
to be back home?
283
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,649
- Like I never left.
284
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,151
- Clearly some
very important people feel
285
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,686
you deserve a second chance.
286
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:40,920
- Yeah.
287
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,889
Principal Andrews didn't
really have my back.
288
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,325
- And that's why he's now
in the cutthroat world
289
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,294
of multi-level marketing
selling time-shares.
290
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,930
[both laugh]
- Well, now you're here.
291
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,901
- But there's only so much
I can do.
292
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,671
Still got to watch yourself.
293
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,239
- Excuse me?
294
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,675
- The mayor's wife may have
strong-armed the board
295
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,677
to bring you back,
but that doesn't mean
296
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,479
the parents can't
take you down again.
297
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,116
[tense music]
298
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,720
Know why these go on our desks?
299
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,188
- [scoffs] To poison us?
300
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,222
- [laughs]
301
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,892
In the 18th century,
teachers were given food
302
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,694
because they were so underpaid.
303
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,962
- Oh, nothing
really has changed.
304
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,567
- Just be smart, Alice.
305
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,970
* *
306
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,174
[indistinct chatter]
307
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,613
[uplifting music]
308
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:47,687
* *
309
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,659
[laughs]
310
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,197
[sighs]
311
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,634
Hm.
312
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,169
- It's completely corroded.
313
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,206
[whirring]
314
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,944
- Did you try
nail polish remover?
315
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,912
- It's had multiple mani-pedis.
316
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,181
- Okay, just breathe.
317
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,083
- I'm breathing.
- [laughs]
318
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,053
It's normal to be this cranky
on day three of a cleanse.
319
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,855
- I'm not cranky.
I'm hungry.
320
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,423
- That's just the ketosis
making you say that.
321
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,292
- I need this stupid carburetor
to do what carburetors do.
322
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,961
- Maybe it's just
the universe suggesting
323
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,129
that you switch frequencies.
324
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,463
- The hell does that mean?
325
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,565
- Maybe you shouldn't be
supporting gas-powered cars.
326
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,835
- Seriously?
327
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,937
- They're dinosaurs,
328
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,372
but if dinosaurs
killed the world
329
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,675
instead of the other way
around.
330
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,109
- Okay.
331
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,914
This isn't just
a gas-powered car.
332
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,182
- Through your nose.
333
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,085
- This is a 1968 Camaro
with a big block.
334
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,253
- Out through your mouth.
335
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,355
- The Sistine Chapel on wheels.
336
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,389
- Fight it, Brett.
337
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,458
- [exhales]
338
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,659
What's even in this?
339
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,495
- It's alkaline-based to reset
your digestive system.
340
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,432
- So it cleans me out.
- Completely restores you.
341
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,200
- That's exactly what
I've been looking for.
342
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,435
- Good.
343
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,438
[quirky music]
344
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:18,478
* *
345
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,351
- [sighs]
346
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:29,756
- Hey.
347
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,791
Want me to do pickup?
- Sure.
348
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:32,892
- Thought I'd surprise
the kids.
349
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,694
- That'd be great.
- All right.
350
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,363
- [chuckles]
351
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,932
[exhales]
352
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,100
Okay.
353
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,502
[upbeat electronic music]
354
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,171
Hi, Kayla.
It's Catherine Crosby.
355
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,508
I sold your house
at 2567 Devonshire.
356
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,745
Nicole, how are the kids?
357
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,146
Andrea, how are you?
358
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,481
Hey, Jerome.
Hello, Elaine.
359
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,349
Yes, I'm finally
going out on my own.
360
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,517
Darby.
361
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,020
The market is very favorable
to sellers right now.
362
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,988
- * I'm the king,
give me my crown *
363
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,025
- If you were looking
to upgrade--
364
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,927
okay, well,
if you change your mind,
365
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,796
you know where to find me.
366
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,798
- * Baby, I'm the king *
367
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,501
* Watch me as I do my thing *
368
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,769
- Hi, Karen.
369
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,837
It's Catherine Crosby.
370
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,074
I sold your house
at 714 Bishop.
371
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,452
Oh.
372
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,090
- You know,
we actually met once.
373
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,259
- Through my husband?
- Yep.
374
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,860
I used to do
event security for him
375
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:41,995
before I joined the academy.
376
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,163
- Sugar?
377
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,531
- I'm good.
378
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,933
- So...
379
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,102
what can I help you with?
380
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,771
- Is that your SUV
in the driveway?
381
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,073
- Mm-hmm, yes.
382
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,507
- And did you take that
to the garden club party
383
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,842
the other night?
384
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,011
- Actually, we took
my husband's car.
385
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,613
- Would that be
a black Cadillac?
386
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,415
- [coughs]
387
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,085
[tense music]
388
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,987
Am I in some kind of trouble?
389
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,789
- Why would you be
in any trouble?
390
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,593
- My husband drives a Mercedes.
391
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,962
- And did you come home
with him that night?
392
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,365
- Yes, we were exhausted.
393
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,101
- So you came straight home
with your husband.
394
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,702
- Paid the babysitter,
watched about 20 minutes
395
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,838
of some cake competition show,
and passed out.
396
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:29,209
* *
397
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,679
- And you didn't go anywhere
else with any friends?
398
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,581
- What's this about?
399
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,984
* *
400
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:42,222
- Picked this up
off a traffic stop last night.
401
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,324
- We're out of gas.
Do you have any cash on you?
402
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,959
- But I'm also gonna need
that bracelet.
403
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,294
- I had to do something
that might not be good for us.
404
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,831
[gasps]
405
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,401
Oh, my God.
406
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,969
Thank you.
407
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:57,404
- Thank the jeweler.
408
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,006
Luckily, there's not
that many Tuckers in town.
409
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,508
- Who had it?
410
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,244
- Someone with a real
crazy story about you.
411
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,780
- [exhales]
412
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,250
Guess all that matters is,
413
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,452
now my husband doesn't have
to buy me a new one.
414
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,120
[laughs]
415
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,822
- You know what?
416
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,158
It might be easier if you
come on down to the station
417
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,593
so we can just
clear this all up.
418
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,830
* *
419
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,201
.
420
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,969
- All right. Good morning.
421
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,305
- Glad you're back, Ms. Morris.
422
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,940
- Oh. Thanks, Peyton.
423
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,975
- I hope
there's no hard feelings.
424
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,243
- Why don't we just start over?
425
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,013
- Well, that might be tough.
426
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,349
I'm wearing the same underwear
you sniffed.
427
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,050
- Hm.
428
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,218
- [laughs]
I'm just kidding.
429
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,788
[tense music]
430
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,123
Sup, boy?
- All right.
431
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,292
All right, people.
Let's find your seats.
432
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,294
- Sup?
- Come on.
433
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,430
Okay, so let's talk about
last night's assignment--
434
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:02,202
the first part of
Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit."
435
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,804
How are we all feeling?
436
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,773
Yes, Peyton.
437
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,774
- Challenged.
438
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,075
- In what way?
439
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,276
- I don't know.
440
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,411
You know, it just
kind of made me think
441
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,346
about how when life,
like, sucks,
442
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,382
you could be stuck in it
forever.
443
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,853
- [chuckles]
Well, that's existentialism.
444
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,389
- And how is that good for us?
- What do you mean?
445
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,258
- Well, just given all
the stress in the world today,
446
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,893
learning how life
has no meaning
447
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,829
could be really damaging
to our mental health.
448
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,364
[class muttering]
449
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,900
- Existentialism teaches us
the importance
450
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,902
of freedom of choice, guys.
451
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,404
- Oh, cool.
452
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,540
Okay, then I'd like to choose
to read something else.
453
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,075
- Well, this is the unit
we're studying.
454
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,344
- But that was your choice.
455
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,212
- Because I'm the teacher,
Peyton.
456
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,814
- Yeah, but you're not
in charge of, like,
457
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,216
our well-being, right?
458
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,385
That's our parents.
459
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,454
- Your parents also had
to read these books.
460
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,756
- That's why my mom thinks
they're inappropriate.
461
00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,492
- She said that?
462
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,261
- She's just really worried
about how you'd handle
463
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,263
a subject like this, you know?
464
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,631
- No, I don't, actually.
465
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,700
- Just given
how insensitive you've been
466
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,802
to students in the past.
467
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:09,869
- Well, your mom is welcome
468
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:11,971
to come and talk to me
about the curriculum.
469
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:16,142
- Yeah, that didn't go so well
for you last time, did it?
470
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,243
[class muttering]
- Excuse me?
471
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,645
- No offense, okay.
472
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,413
I'm just looking out
for your job.
473
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,851
- My mom would have
a problem too.
474
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:27,954
- Who else feels the same way
about existentialism?
475
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,892
- Okay.
476
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,895
[bright music]
477
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:42,936
* *
478
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,743
You're right.
- What?
479
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:53,079
- Yeah, no, it seems like
you all understand the basics,
480
00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:56,916
so no need to do the reading.
481
00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,251
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
482
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,652
You can tell your mom
you get an A.
483
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,721
- Awesome.
- Wait, why does he get an A?
484
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,990
- You all get A's.
[class chattering excitedly]
485
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,925
Yeah, every single one of you.
486
00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:08,461
- Is this a joke?
- For the rest of the semester,
487
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,165
as long as you come to class,
you get an A.
488
00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:13,900
[all cheering]
489
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:18,204
- Okay, wait, so what are we
gonna actually, like, do?
490
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:20,874
- Um...
491
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,542
who's read "Harry Potter"?
492
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,811
- Oh! Come on.
- Of course.
493
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,546
You know what, forget it.
494
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,914
Let's just watch the movies.
495
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,950
[all cheering]
496
00:22:31,051 --> 00:22:33,186
* *
497
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,821
- Come on.
498
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:38,091
* *
499
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,460
- Keep it up, everyone.
500
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,329
Ten more minutes
and then we'll take a break.
501
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,899
Oh, Alice.
502
00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:48,068
Is it daylight savings time
where you live?
503
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:49,402
- No.
504
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,538
- Just wondering
why you're an hour late.
505
00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:57,043
- [huskily]
Carburetor.
506
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,412
Carburetor.
507
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,814
- [softly]
You're so hot, baby.
508
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,550
You're the sexiest sapling
I've ever seen.
509
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,418
- What are you doing?
510
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,253
- Making the seeds grow.
511
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,424
- They apparently respond
to low vibrations.
512
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,426
- So you're talking
dirty to dirt?
513
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,363
- [normally] We'll see whose
sapling gets erect first.
514
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,365
- [laughs]
515
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,100
Why isn't Brett here?
516
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,601
- [normally]
Oh, he's super stressed.
517
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,837
Something broke on the car
he's working on.
518
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:24,904
- Don't worry.
519
00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,173
You can rage about him
to the plants.
520
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:30,076
They like the screaming.
521
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,711
- [chuckles]
522
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,088
[softly]
I'm sorry.
523
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,225
You were right.
524
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,697
I didn't appreciate you.
525
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:54,000
It's like when someone's such
a good friend all of the time,
526
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,037
you get spoiled.
527
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:02,042
Not that I'm making excuses
or whatever.
528
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,478
Sometimes I just wish
we could be normal
529
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,647
for, like, 20 minutes.
530
00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:09,616
And then you can go
back to being mad at me
531
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,419
for as long as you want.
532
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:17,090
I just--I don't know,
I really--
533
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,993
I really miss you.
534
00:24:20,093 --> 00:24:22,062
- No crying.
535
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,363
Come on.
536
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:26,566
Tears disrupt
the pH of the soil.
537
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,970
- You think that's what
your fight was about?
538
00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:32,272
- Oh, you poor thing.
539
00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:34,908
- He said I take him
for granted.
540
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,577
- That's not
what it was about, girl.
541
00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:40,714
- But it's true.
542
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,716
- Brett didn't go
buck wild on dating apps
543
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,752
because you forgot to thank him
for a ride to the airport.
544
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,987
- In the wise words
of my Great Aunt Rose,
545
00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:51,624
you get over someone
by getting under someone else.
546
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:52,959
- What? No. Come on.
547
00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:55,662
- You're his emergency contact,
Alice.
548
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,370
- Why didn't he say anything?
549
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,871
- You're married.
550
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,507
- Tรญa Rose also had
a lot of thoughts on fidelity.
551
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,075
- Oh, God.
552
00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:14,748
I'm such an idiot.
553
00:25:16,116 --> 00:25:17,951
Oh.
554
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,655
- It's not the size
of your stamen.
555
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,392
It's how you use it.
556
00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:28,395
- [huskily]
Carburetor.
557
00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,430
- Why do you keep saying that?
558
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,165
- [normally]
It's stuck in my head.
559
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,035
[both laugh]
- It's so weird.
560
00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:39,205
- It's just the car part
Brett's trying to find.
561
00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,074
- Your timing was perfect.
562
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:43,543
I waited so long
for my furniture to arrive,
563
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,512
when it finally did,
I was sick of the house.
564
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,880
- You could just redecorate.
565
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,482
- Or sell it fully furnished
and start over.
566
00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:51,418
- Haven't changed a bit, Daisy.
567
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,620
- So it's 5 bed,
6 1/2 bath,
568
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,289
blah, blah, blah,
but that's not why I bought it.
569
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,292
[plucky music]
570
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:03,129
* *
571
00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:06,166
- This is way bigger than
the loft I sold you downtown.
572
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,634
- Right?
573
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,002
Too bad I'm traveling
too much to enjoy it.
574
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,470
- Well, in this neighborhood,
I'm afraid you're never
575
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,905
gonna get asking for this.
576
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,374
- That doesn't sound like
the Catherine I remember.
577
00:26:14,474 --> 00:26:17,177
- You're gonna get way over.
578
00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:19,012
[both laugh]
- That's my girl.
579
00:26:19,112 --> 00:26:20,680
[laughs]
580
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,916
- So I'll send you
the paperwork.
581
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,250
- Hello?
582
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,119
Mind if I keep my shoes on?
583
00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:28,321
- Full disclosure,
you're not the only realtor
584
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,489
in the running.
585
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:32,058
- Wow, this place is fab.
586
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,493
- I'm upstairs.
587
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,195
- But we go way back.
588
00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:36,563
- With Gary.
589
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,932
- Believe me, I am better off
without him.
590
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:41,501
- You've never sold a house
without him.
591
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:44,471
- [sighs]
So who's my competition?
592
00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:47,574
- Someone who loves
a good fight.
593
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,175
- Hi, Pierce.
594
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,377
- Hi.
595
00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:52,112
Oh, you two
already know each other?
596
00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:53,480
- Oh, I tried to hire her.
597
00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:54,714
- Timing just didn't work out.
598
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,450
- She is a tremendous realtor,
Daisy.
599
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,752
- Oh.
- Thank you.
600
00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:01,821
- But an even better mom.
601
00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:05,158
- [chuckles]
- Hm. I like to find a balance.
602
00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:07,794
- Don't let her fool you--
she moms so hard,
603
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,264
it comes before
everything else.
604
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,365
You have kids, Daisy?
605
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,200
- Sadly, work is my baby.
606
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,602
- Hm. You and me both.
607
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,303
[both chuckle]
608
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:23,576
- How many times
are we gonna go over it?
609
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,445
Nothing's changed.
610
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,280
- One more time
for the cheap seats.
611
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,982
- Hey, she gave it to me.
612
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,317
[tense music]
613
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,687
Traded it for gas
for her Cadillac.
614
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:36,856
- Okay,
it's a $15,000 bracelet.
615
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,792
- First she tried
to sell me pills.
616
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:41,895
- I have never seen this man
before in my life.
617
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,964
- Uh, she was wearing
a fancy blue dress.
618
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:50,770
- Uh, maybe he saw me
at the gala.
619
00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:53,373
- She was with a friend
in a red dress.
620
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,677
- He probably had someone
on the inside--
621
00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:59,379
caterer, coat check.
622
00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:02,015
- You don't got to believe me.
- Yeah, we don't, mister.
623
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,383
- Ask Pete.
624
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,220
- Who's Pete?
625
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,789
- Homeless dude who lives
behind the mini mart.
626
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,825
He talked to the friend.
627
00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,994
[high-pitched ringing]
628
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,563
- Look how grown you are.
629
00:28:16,596 --> 00:28:18,298
- [laughs]
- Hey, Duncan.
630
00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:19,599
- Good to see you, man.
631
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,201
- Is that the thief?
632
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,602
- Not sure yet.
633
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:25,305
- Well, my wife came home
with me.
634
00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:26,740
Case closed.
635
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,708
- Still should track down
this Pete guy.
636
00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,110
- Yeah, but why go
through all the effort?
637
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:31,945
- Well, I gotta cover my bases.
638
00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:33,780
You know, the whole
innocent till proven guilty.
639
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,415
- Gas stations have
security cameras.
640
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:39,953
Hm?
- [laughs nervously]
641
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,055
- I mean, why waste
any more time?
642
00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,992
* *
643
00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:49,896
.
644
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:52,432
[bluesy country music playing]
645
00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:57,370
* *
646
00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:59,272
- What model do you need?
647
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,978
- '68 Camaro.
648
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:08,682
- Aren't the Chevy parts
on the other side?
649
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,984
- They moved them.
650
00:29:11,051 --> 00:29:13,319
- Let's divide and conquer.
651
00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:15,155
- How'd you know I was here?
652
00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:19,526
- Where else are you gonna find
a '68 carburetor?
653
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,462
[upbeat music]
654
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:27,600
* *
655
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,436
- Take a seat.
656
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,338
- What's going on?
657
00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:33,540
- Employee quarterly review.
658
00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:35,442
- I'll stand, thank you.
659
00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:37,610
- How do you think your
performance has been lately?
660
00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,479
- Exceptional.
661
00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,147
- Well, I see room
for improvement.
662
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:42,649
- Mm. Oh, yeah?
663
00:29:42,716 --> 00:29:44,017
Where?
664
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:48,421
- For example,
how you treat my boyfriend.
665
00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:49,989
- He's got a wife.
666
00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,524
- You need to be nicer to him.
667
00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:52,692
- What's the point?
668
00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,294
This guy's not sticking around.
669
00:29:54,427 --> 00:29:55,428
- You don't know that.
670
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,430
- They call this
a delusionship.
671
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:58,832
- I'm not delulu, Olga.
672
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,266
- TikTok would disagree.
673
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,102
- We could totally
end up together.
674
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:03,103
- Oh, yeah?
675
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,537
- Yeah.
676
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,506
Ford goes to college.
677
00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:08,408
He finally leaves his wife.
678
00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:09,743
- And then what?
679
00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,244
You all spend
Christmas together
680
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,246
like one of those
Hallmark movies?
681
00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:14,748
- It's not so crazy.
682
00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:17,250
I am the kid's
biological mother.
683
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,988
- Sounds like you've got it
all figured out, Ms. Bradley.
684
00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:25,258
- Well, it's what I want.
685
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:28,528
- Sure it's what he wants?
686
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,132
- You can go now.
687
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,467
- Is all this going in my file?
688
00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:37,837
- We'll discuss it
next quarter.
689
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,740
[soft music]
690
00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:48,014
* *
691
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,918
- So I wait
till Cricket's asleep,
692
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,253
and then I hit
the drive-through.
693
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,222
- So you've just been
shame-eating in your car?
694
00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,158
- And brushing my teeth
so she doesn't smell it on me.
695
00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,093
- Oh, my God. You did not.
696
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,594
- I cannot tell you how good
697
00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:02,929
Taco Bell tastes
when it's forbidden.
698
00:31:02,996 --> 00:31:04,164
- Why would you even think
699
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,499
you could not eat
for five days?
700
00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:09,169
- Part of me wanted to prove
to her I was that guy.
701
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,804
- You eat a second lunch.
702
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,105
- Most important meal
of the day.
703
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,607
- Doug once tried
to get me into jogging.
704
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,543
- Oh, yeah, I remember.
705
00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:18,044
You used to hide
at the coffee shop
706
00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:19,379
for, like, half an hour.
707
00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,181
- 15-minute mile.
- Yep.
708
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,683
Until Doug came in and found
you pounding an iced mocha.
709
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,951
- I'm a bad faker.
710
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,720
- Me too, I guess.
711
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:30,623
- It's just hard
being something you're not.
712
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:34,427
[gentle music playing]
713
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,329
Wait, what model was it again?
714
00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:38,965
- RS.
715
00:31:39,032 --> 00:31:40,934
No way.
- Way.
716
00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:45,905
- I can't believe it!
717
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,040
- It was sitting right there.
718
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:48,808
- You are my lucky charm.
719
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:53,013
* *
720
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,548
- I'm sorry I can't be more.
721
00:31:55,615 --> 00:32:02,455
* *
722
00:32:02,522 --> 00:32:04,224
- Oh, man.
723
00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:07,627
Was it that obvious?
724
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:13,433
- You did cry at my birthday.
725
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:20,173
- I was proud
you made it to 30.
726
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:25,245
[both laughing]
727
00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:33,119
I feel so stupid.
728
00:32:34,888 --> 00:32:36,523
- I'm the stupid one.
729
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,326
- So what do we do now?
730
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,099
- Taco Bell run.
731
00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:47,400
Duh.
732
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:50,136
[both laugh]
733
00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:53,573
* *
734
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,841
- Your--
- You're buying.
735
00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,142
- Oh, I was gonna say
your treat.
736
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,744
You're the one
with the new job.
737
00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:01,681
.
738
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:04,417
[tense music]
739
00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:07,387
* *
740
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,456
- Half day?
741
00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:10,990
- School's over.
742
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,859
- Bad joke.
- Oh. What's up?
743
00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:14,594
- Got a call from Peyton's mom.
744
00:33:14,694 --> 00:33:16,696
- Ah, yeah, my old buddy.
745
00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:18,231
- She said
you started the year off
746
00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:20,700
with an interesting approach.
747
00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:23,436
- Look, I can explain.
748
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:25,338
- I don't normally like
being ambushed by parents--
749
00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,407
- No, it wasn't
my finest moment.
750
00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:32,379
- Peyton's mom would disagree.
751
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:33,246
- What?
752
00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,881
- Apparently
she's over the moon
753
00:33:34,981 --> 00:33:36,983
with your new curriculum.
754
00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:39,219
- Huh.
755
00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:42,856
Well, I think
my time off taught me
756
00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:44,991
what really matters
to students.
757
00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,093
- Whatever you're doing,
keep it up.
758
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,162
- Well, I'm happy
to do my part.
759
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,864
- What if it was bigger?
760
00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:52,732
Still trying to find
a cheer coach
761
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:53,867
and debate advisor.
762
00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:55,468
Shop department
also needs someone
763
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,836
to keep kids
from cutting fingers off.
764
00:33:56,903 --> 00:33:58,672
- My masters is in English.
765
00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:01,408
- All for extra pay, of course.
766
00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:04,444
- How much?
767
00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,347
[upbeat electronic music]
768
00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:09,482
- Every great home has a story.
769
00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:12,652
And if you'll please follow me,
I'm ready to tell yours.
770
00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:15,088
* *
771
00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:16,556
- Let me take you
772
00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:18,892
into the heart and soul
of your home.
773
00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:22,729
This oversized
Statuario marble island
774
00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:24,397
is perfect for entertaining.
775
00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:29,269
The eased edges give it
a sleek and contemporary feel.
776
00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:31,204
- Freestanding soaking tub
with a clean, modern finish.
777
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,772
- Custom cabinetry.
778
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:36,109
- This luxurious primary bath
spotlights a single vanity.
779
00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:37,944
- With griddle and grill.
780
00:34:38,044 --> 00:34:39,846
- Perfect for those
chilly Michigan nights.
781
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,047
[gasps]
782
00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:43,550
- This large
private sitting room.
783
00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:46,019
- Elegantly positioned to take
advantage of the morning light.
784
00:34:46,052 --> 00:34:49,055
- Whether you are
a gourmet chef
785
00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,825
or you just love
hosting dinner parties.
786
00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:55,028
- My goal is to make this
seamless and stress-free.
787
00:34:55,061 --> 00:34:56,896
- I truly believe your home has
788
00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:59,199
incredible potential
in today's market.
789
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,667
- And I am confident
I can help you
790
00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:02,235
get the best possible price.
791
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,504
Let's get started!
- When can we get started?
792
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:08,141
- It's just such
a hard decision.
793
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,909
You both know your stuff.
794
00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:12,879
And, oh, my God,
you're both so charming.
795
00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,683
- I didn't get it, did I?
796
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:21,321
- A company of his size,
797
00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,356
he has contacts
all over the world.
798
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:24,524
- Yeah.
799
00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:25,892
Pretty hard
to compete with that.
800
00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:26,893
[children chattering]
801
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,928
- [sighs]
802
00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:30,964
[grunts]
803
00:35:31,031 --> 00:35:32,866
That's literally every day.
804
00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:34,701
Neighbor's kid.
805
00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:36,136
- The Garretts.
806
00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,138
- Yeah. You know them?
807
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,939
- They have a toddler
and a seven-year-old.
808
00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:41,908
And my daughter takes ballet
with the girl
809
00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:43,410
that lives in that Tudor.
810
00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:45,378
The house next to it,
they have twin boys,
811
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,313
and they all go
to the best public school
812
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,917
in the district, which is
walking distance from here.
813
00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:53,920
- You know the neighborhood.
814
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,690
[plucky music]
815
00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,859
- And I know that the person
that buys your house
816
00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:02,262
won't care if there are
soccer balls in their yard.
817
00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:03,496
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna sell it
818
00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:05,532
to the friends
of one of these families
819
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:08,468
so their kids can
grow up together.
820
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,402
- Wow.
821
00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,171
You really do mom hard.
822
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,506
- You don't need Goldman's
international contacts.
823
00:36:13,573 --> 00:36:16,209
You need my PTA phone tree.
824
00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:19,379
- Think you can close
in 60 days?
825
00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:21,114
- I once sold
300 Girl Scout cookies
826
00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:22,749
in a weekend.
827
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:25,051
- Even the plain ones?
828
00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:26,619
- Mostly plain.
829
00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:30,090
- [laughs]
830
00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:31,958
Why don't we go inside
and sign those papers?
831
00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:36,896
* *
832
00:36:36,996 --> 00:36:40,533
- Okay, scroll, scroll.
833
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,370
Let's just get to the point
where he said you came in.
834
00:36:44,604 --> 00:36:46,539
- Is that even
really necessary?
835
00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,508
- Guy's facing
a serious felony.
836
00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:51,344
- Well, I don't see any reason
to press charges, right, babe?
837
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:53,346
- Well, it's probably
up to the DA anyway now.
838
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,682
[keyboard clacking]
839
00:36:55,749 --> 00:36:58,184
- Ugh. Spinning wheel.
840
00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:00,320
You'd think
they'd upgrade these things.
841
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:02,989
- Maybe it just fell
out of my purse.
842
00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:04,357
- Okay, wait a minute.
843
00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:06,693
I think we're back in business.
844
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,061
Nope.
845
00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:09,496
Spinning wheel again.
846
00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:11,431
- We got the bracelet back.
Why are we even doing this?
847
00:37:11,498 --> 00:37:13,933
- The man's got a job to do.
848
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,368
- Okay, here we are.
849
00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:18,571
[suspenseful music]
850
00:37:18,638 --> 00:37:24,911
* *
851
00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:42,328
- Well, there you go.
852
00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:44,731
- Sorry for your trouble,
folks.
853
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,032
- It's funny.
854
00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:47,901
It's like she was never there.
855
00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:50,870
[light music]
856
00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:57,944
* *
857
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:03,717
.
858
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:05,318
[quirky music]
859
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,187
- Count of three.
860
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,655
- Three.
861
00:38:10,056 --> 00:38:11,191
Hm.
- Mine's bigger.
862
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,660
- [laughs] Uh-huh.
863
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,896
- See, everyone?
What we say to plants matters.
864
00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:19,499
- Or it's the carbon dioxide
coming from our mouths.
865
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:21,101
- What'd you say to yours?
866
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:22,836
- Oh, I sang
a Get Up Kids song.
867
00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:24,504
You?
868
00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:26,639
- Just told mine how I felt.
869
00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:27,741
- Mm.
870
00:38:28,842 --> 00:38:31,077
- Get a load of that.
871
00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:33,179
[both laughing]
- [mimics gunshot]
872
00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:34,647
- Aww.
873
00:38:34,748 --> 00:38:36,716
Growth.
874
00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:40,420
- It's never easy nurturing
a business to maturity.
875
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,289
[The Radio Dept.'s
"We Climb the Wired Fences"]
876
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:47,193
* *
877
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,596
Anything can disrupt
the natural order
878
00:38:49,629 --> 00:38:51,064
of your work environment.
879
00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:54,067
- * Walk you through the *
880
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:55,835
- [gasps]
881
00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:00,473
Birdie was, uh, thirsty.
882
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,108
- If you break her heart,
883
00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:04,778
I will not hesitate
to ragdoll you.
884
00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:13,987
* *
885
00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:16,856
- So you gotta weed out
your weakest divisions
886
00:39:16,923 --> 00:39:21,161
in order to focus
on your strongest branches.
887
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,663
- I think I'm gonna sleep
at home tonight.
888
00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:26,332
- Are you sure?
889
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:32,372
* *
890
00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:34,674
- I just miss my own bed.
891
00:39:37,077 --> 00:39:38,812
- Okay.
892
00:39:38,912 --> 00:39:44,818
* *
893
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:51,024
- * At best, it's simulation *
894
00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:57,697
* Or can you set me free? *
895
00:39:57,797 --> 00:40:04,704
* *
896
00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:10,677
- Even then, unforeseen
competition in the marketplace
897
00:40:10,777 --> 00:40:14,080
can siphon resources
and overshadow growth.
898
00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:20,086
So like any healthy ecosystem,
for your business to thrive...
899
00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:21,488
- Hi, Mommy.
900
00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,423
- It has to adapt to change.
901
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:25,925
How was your day, honey?
902
00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:27,293
- Where's my drink?
903
00:40:27,394 --> 00:40:28,995
- [laughs]
904
00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:36,002
* *
905
00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:45,445
- I still don't get it.
906
00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:46,946
- What don't you get?
907
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:51,818
- What you did when you hacked
their cloud server or whatever.
908
00:40:51,851 --> 00:40:52,986
- Trade secrets.
909
00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:54,254
- Mm-mm.
910
00:40:54,354 --> 00:40:56,423
We don't have secrets
anymore, remember?
911
00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:57,624
- All right.
912
00:40:57,657 --> 00:40:59,459
One of my guys put
the same timecode
913
00:40:59,526 --> 00:41:01,027
on footage
from a different night.
914
00:41:01,094 --> 00:41:04,197
- [exhales]
915
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:06,633
I feel bad
for the mini mart guy.
916
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,101
- The DA's never
gonna charge him
917
00:41:08,201 --> 00:41:09,769
if we don't push it.
918
00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:18,478
- Did you ever think
I'd be...
919
00:41:18,578 --> 00:41:20,747
this much?
920
00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:22,315
- [laughs]
921
00:41:22,382 --> 00:41:23,817
It makes it fun.
922
00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:26,286
- Well, we have
pretty much stress-tested
923
00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:28,388
every marriage vow there is.
924
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,823
- We're still here.
925
00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:31,958
- Yeah.
926
00:41:32,025 --> 00:41:33,493
- Apparently so is he.
927
00:41:33,526 --> 00:41:36,463
[tense music]
928
00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:43,670
* *
929
00:41:51,578 --> 00:41:53,380
- So what else did I miss
at the gala?
930
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,315
- [laughs]
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