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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ugh.
- Keep your head down.
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Do your community service
like the judge said.
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- You really are
all kinds of trouble.
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- You have no idea.
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- Marigolds draw the eye,
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which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
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- We need money, Alice.
- I don't get it.
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- Without your job, we can't
afford to keep this place.
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- I want both of you to be
really honest with each other.
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- Did you do something
to my dog?
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- I'm gonna go stay
with my parents.
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- Alice.
- She's just a friend.
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- Nobody looks at their friend
like that.
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- I thought
we were just having fun.
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- You really are a pig.
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- So what does that make you?
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- There's something
I need to tell you.
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[tense music]
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[tires screech]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunting]
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- I just need to ask you
a question.
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About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
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Any chance you know someone
by the name of--
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- * Sun through the blinds *
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* The heat comes down *
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[MUNYA's "It's All About You"]
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* Gotta be real,
gotta be true *
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* I'm going crazy *
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* Ooh, ooh *
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* Can't see the world
I'm walking through *
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- Doug?
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my God.
You look amazing.
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- You need to get ready.
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- I'm just going
for a quick run.
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- We gotta leave soon.
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- Well,
I could work out from home.
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- I will never get this dress
back on once it comes off.
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- Mm, fine by me.
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- [chuckles]
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* *
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OK, OK, OK.
- What? What? What?
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What? What? What?
- Just get your tux.
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- I'm on it, babe.
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- Thank you. Love you.
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- After my run.
- [groans]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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[Dima Pantyushin
& Sasha Lipsky's "Book"]
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[quirky electronic music]
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- [singing in Russian]
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* *
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- I've never understood what's
so great about a garden.
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* *
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Carefully curated flowers
trapped in perfect formation?
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* *
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They're like animals in a zoo.
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They can't survive unless
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people give them food
and water.
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- Save that replay!
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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Any word from Doug?
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- Why won't he text me back?
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- Well, maybe
he's not getting them.
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- It says they were read.
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- Well, that is a rookie move
on his part.
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* *
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- [groans]
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- [chuckles]
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- I don't know how I'd
get through this without you.
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* *
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All right.
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Oh-ho!
- Ah, so close!
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- On the rim!
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Oh!
- Whoo!
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- Nice.
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- And put them next
to the wrong plant,
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they'll kill each other.
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- So how would you say
the gardening's going?
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- I think
the better question is,
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how does the judge
think it's going?
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- You haven't been keeping up
with your hours.
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- Well,
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Marilyn spends more time
huffing Miracle-Gro
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than signing my time sheets.
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[chuckles]
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OK, real-real?
- Mm-hmm.
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- These thumbs aren't
green enough for a garden club.
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I just get in the way.
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- You gotta somehow
find your place.
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- What if I can't?
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- You'll have to serve
your 90 days in county.
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[soft electronic music]
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- So if gardens are supposed
to be about nature,
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I'd say
they're pretty unnatural.
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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- What's up with the 5-0?
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- Bloomfield Hills broke into
our meeting room last night.
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- How do you know?
- 'Cause the only thing missing
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is our landscape design.
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- Bloomfield Hills,
riding dirty.
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- It's like Watergate,
only way more important.
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- It's still cheating.
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They should be disqualified.
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- Well, they won't be.
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- What'd the cops say?
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- That nothing of value
was stolen.
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- Except all our secrets
to win the cup.
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- So they're not
gonna do anything?
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- Marilyn's making them
take fingerprints,
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but a garden club competition
is not their top priority.
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- Well, that sucks.
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- How did they even get in?
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- Marilyn said
a window was open.
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- Maybe there'll be
fingerprints?
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- Uh, sweetie?
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- Huh? What?
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- I think they're hydrated.
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- Oh.
[sighs]
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* *
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- [sighs]
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Is that just for fun?
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- It's for Ms. Rothman.
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- Oh.
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For school.
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- She said to draw something
you learned from a friend.
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- Huh.
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Well, I like
what you did over here.
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the way
you colored in that shirt.
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- Thanks.
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- But over here,
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do you see how the red
goes outside the dress?
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- Yeah?
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- Hmm.
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- What's wrong, Mommy?
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- Oh, nothing's wrong.
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Except...
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you colored in the lines here,
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so I know you could also
do it over here.
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- Maybe I should start over.
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- Well, that's up to you.
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But we have plenty of paper.
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So who are the people
you're drawing?
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- You and Daddy.
- Oh.
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And is that
your little brother?
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- Uncle Gary.
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- Huh.
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OK, um...
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[laughs nervously]
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Well, what did you learn
about Uncle Gary?
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- Collette says you like him
more than Daddy.
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- [scoffs]
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Well, that's a silly thing
to say.
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- Yeah.
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She heard her mama talking
about that on the phone.
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- Yeah.
[electronic beeping]
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How about some pot roast?
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Yeah.
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[light tense music]
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* *
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- Ugh.
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Did they give you the burrito
or the bowl?
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'Cause I switched it
on the app--
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[keys jangle]
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Oh.
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Hey.
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- You expecting somebody else?
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- Just Brett.
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- Any, uh,
packages come for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, I was gonna...
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drop 'em at your parents'.
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But I didn't know
if you'd be back.
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- * Silly buddy,
everyone knows *
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So are you?
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- What?
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- Back?
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[Amen Dunes'
"Everybody is Crazy"]
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- Why is the serving size
always two?
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They should just make
a bigger vitamin.
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- How many ways
can I say I'm sorry?
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You want it in French?
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Je suis désolée.
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You want it in Italian?
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I'll learn it.
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* *
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Just tell me what
I have to say to fix this.
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* *
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- We're getting evicted.
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[letter slaps on table]
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- What?
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* *
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They can't do that.
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- Well, they're not
running a charity, Alice.
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- But this is where
we first moved in together.
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And had
our first Christmas tree
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and burnt those cookies so bad
the fire department had to come
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and where we both got
the puke flu
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and took care of each other.
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Like, this place is ours.
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- Or it's just an apartment.
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- * Silly funny,
everyone knows *
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- I'm gonna get a job.
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- Heard that before.
- It hasn't been easy.
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No one will hire me
as a teacher.
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- Isn't that
kind of your fault?
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- Doug.
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- Maybe we should just call it.
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- Call what?
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- Maybe you should go
to New York.
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- Without you?
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- What if this is
the universe just...
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making it easy?
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- You can't just give up.
- It's not giving up
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when we both want
different things.
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* *
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- What do you want?
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- I don't know,
be more of a grown-up?
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I mean--
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- The app was down, so I got
you a bowl and the burrito.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry, man.
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I would have
grabbed you something.
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- It's OK.
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Not hungry.
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- * Everybody is crazy *
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* Crazy says *
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* I love you *
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* Love you *
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* *
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[wind whistling]
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- [sighs]
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[exhales sharply]
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- Did you run a marathon?
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
I gotta take a shower.
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- That's why
you shouldn't have gone.
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- Yeah, but, like,
now I'm pumped for the gala.
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- [laughing]
OK, your tux is on the bed.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- [chuckles]
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- Hey, uh,
did you pick up my cuff links?
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- Yeah.
They should be on the counter.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- If not, check the nightstand.
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[tense music]
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Hey, do you need to shave?
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I don't know
if you'll have time.
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[voice fading]
And your hair can be wet.
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It looks fine that way.
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I just want to warn you we are
gonna be dancing tonight.
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There are no more excuses.
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You're gonna need
to bring your A-game,
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because we are going
to win that dance floor.
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It's gonna be super fun.
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* *
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[normally]
Babe?
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[wind howling]
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Doug.
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[tense music crescendos]
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.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- OK, there you go.
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- Oh, man, that is a great deal
on cat food.
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- When did you get a cat?
266
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- With prices like that,
feels like I should.
267
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,422
[both laugh]
268
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,357
- That's good.
269
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,626
Uh, hey.
270
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,528
Sorry if that was totally weird
the other day.
271
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,363
- Oh, no.
You guys got a lot going on.
272
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,098
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
273
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,367
- Thanks, man.
274
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,336
- She is really hurt, though.
275
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,840
- OK?
276
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,576
- It'd just be cool
if you weren't so hard on her.
277
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,112
- Right, 'cause, uh--
'cause she's hurt.
278
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,714
- Look, I don't want
to get in the middle.
279
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,183
- Then don't.
- But it sort of feels like
280
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,485
you're punishing her.
281
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,853
- It's sort of
none of your business.
282
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,622
- Hey, hey, I'm just
looking out for my friend.
283
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,424
- Yeah.
You don't know what's going on.
284
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,426
- I think I do.
285
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,561
* *
286
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,863
- Right, right.
Yeah, good.
287
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,565
She tells you everything
about our marriage.
288
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,966
- No. No, no, no, no.
That's not how it is.
289
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,601
- Maybe you just get off
on hearing about
290
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,637
our sex positions
and money problems
291
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,971
and why I'm such a bad husband.
292
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,040
- You mean I listen to her?
293
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,176
- And you suppose that I don't?
294
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,311
- If you did, maybe
I wouldn't be standing here.
295
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:22,882
* *
296
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:27,354
- You might be
her shoulder to cry on...
297
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,389
but I'm married to her, bro.
298
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,159
You have a good day.
299
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,095
[sniffs]
300
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,397
[door slams]
301
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,333
[soft upbeat electronic music]
302
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,369
[indistinct chatter]
303
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,004
- Take a seat.
304
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:49,676
* *
305
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,011
- How are you doing?
306
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,679
- Fine. Why wouldn't I be?
307
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,314
- You know, mornings.
308
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,017
- Oh, God. Sorry.
309
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,486
It's just--it's been a week.
310
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,520
- And it's only Monday.
311
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,888
- OK, ladies, let's settle in.
312
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,024
Gotta make this quick because
Math Club's in here soon
313
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,892
and no one wants
to mess with Ms. Dwyer.
314
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,827
Catherine,
let's shake a tail feather.
315
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,698
- OK, good morning.
316
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,534
Um, let's talk carnival.
317
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,336
So I've rented
three bounce houses,
318
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,339
two water slides, a dunk tank
for the principal--
319
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,608
- [whispering] I can't believe
she showed her face.
320
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,942
I heard there were
other women.
321
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,978
- She just stands there
like nothing's wrong.
322
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,614
- Three bounce houses,
two water slides--
323
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,182
- We got it.
- [whispering] All over town.
324
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,284
- Um...
- [whispering] This whole time.
325
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,485
- Does her husband know?
326
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,821
- What about food vendors?
327
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,723
- Corn dogs.
- That's it?
328
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,893
[indistinct whispering]
329
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,262
[tense music]
330
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,830
- [stammering]
Popcorn.
331
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,732
- Any snacks without corn?
332
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,668
[indistinct whispering]
333
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:53,573
[high-pitched whistling]
334
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,142
- [whispering]
What about her kids?
335
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,211
- I wonder where it happened.
336
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,579
- [clears throat]
337
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,114
I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling well.
338
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,215
I'm sorry.
339
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,621
- I don't see
any finance experience.
340
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,623
- But the job is
writing brochures.
341
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,325
[laughs]
- For a bank.
342
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,627
- I'm confident I can
figure out the numbers part.
343
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,895
- We're really looking
for someone
344
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,564
with three to five years
in banking.
345
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,467
- Well, then I'd be a banker.
[laughs]
346
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,404
- We're just looking
for someone more qualified.
347
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,774
- Uh...
348
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,010
I really need this job.
349
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,712
- What makes Alice Morris
the ideal nanny?
350
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,081
- Well, Alice Morris taught
elementary school
351
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,917
for four years before
moving on to high school,
352
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,786
where I won
Educator of the Year twice,
353
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,621
and I was nominated for--
354
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,657
- What's your take on grapes?
355
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,759
- They're delicious.
356
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,760
- They're killers.
357
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,028
- Nate's a choker.
358
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,363
- Are you CPR-certified?
359
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,599
- No, but I have my...
360
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,300
master's in literature.
361
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:58,438
And I've been reading
"Kaia Eats Detroit" forever.
362
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,839
- Do you guys go out a lot?
363
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,041
Because we need
people who can find,
364
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,909
like, the dope new pop-ups.
365
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:08,181
- Yeah.
I mean, we love food.
366
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,616
- What's that?
You're frozen.
367
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,618
- Oh, I am?
368
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,453
Uh, hold on.
369
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,455
[funky music]
370
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,225
Can you--can you hear me now?
371
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,093
- Still frozen.
372
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,828
- How about--
uh, how about now?
373
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,263
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
374
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,032
You are making
the gnarliest face.
375
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,868
- Can you hear me now?
- You look so funny.
376
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:29,869
- Oh! Hi.
377
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,671
I'm back.
I'm back. Hi.
378
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,307
- [sighs]
379
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,876
Yeah, we're gonna need
someone with better Wi-Fi.
380
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:37,911
- [sighs]
381
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,181
- [singing in Japanese]
382
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,884
* *
383
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,319
- [sighs]
384
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,787
- Catherine!
385
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,457
- Uh--uh, I'll, um--
386
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,027
I'll be more prepared for
next week's meeting, I swear.
387
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,863
- Why don't you
take some time off?
388
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,733
- But I'm
the special events chair.
389
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,501
- You've got a lot
on your plate right now.
390
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,869
- Oh, I always do.
391
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,304
- Come on, Catherine.
392
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,374
We all know what's going on
in your marriage.
393
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,743
- What does that have to do
with the Parent Association?
394
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,244
- Honestly, it's distracting.
395
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,014
- I can handle it.
- For everyone.
396
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,650
- Are you firing me?
397
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,752
- I can't do that.
398
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,086
- OK, good.
399
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,122
- Because we're just
volunteers.
400
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,791
- Then what are you
telling me, Gillian?
401
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,426
- Don't have to decide
anything right now.
402
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,629
Just, when you get home,
take a good look in the mirror
403
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,965
and ask yourself,
404
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,301
am I setting the right example
for Morningside Prep?
405
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,572
[tense music]
406
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:47,113
* *
407
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,183
- This is Flora,
the Roman goddess of flowers.
408
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,787
And she's with Chloris,
the Greek goddess of spring.
409
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,889
I like to think they keep watch
410
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,724
over our beautiful
water lilies.
411
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,693
- Is that Botticino marble?
412
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,261
- Straight from a quarry
in Brescia.
413
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,264
- Oh, my decorator put
the same stone in my kitchen.
414
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,132
- Are you sure
we aren't married?
415
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,735
- If you planted those,
I'm going to propose right now.
416
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,503
- They won us
the cup last year.
417
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,671
- Gorge.
418
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,773
- Can you believe
people accused us
419
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,308
of genetically
engineering them?
420
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,046
- [gasps] Well, I call
those people sore losers.
421
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,383
- It's actually just a special
ingredient in our soil.
422
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,417
- Water?
423
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,518
- Love.
424
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,886
- Oh!
425
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,955
- So we meet
once a week, which I know--
426
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,957
I know it's a lot to ask.
427
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,559
We all have our hands full.
428
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,662
- Oh, I've read all about
your wonderful charity work.
429
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,397
- Just wish I could do more.
430
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,132
- Are you still
chairing the committee
431
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,834
for the Detroit
Food Foundation?
432
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,168
- Ha, ten years running,
433
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,870
along with
Street Girls Fight Back,
434
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:44,938
Bark for Bones...
435
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,673
- Oh, I do Tails for Tots.
436
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,974
- What about Circle of Hope?
437
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,143
- Mm. Compassion in Action.
438
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,945
- I thought they went under
for fraud.
439
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,214
- No, that was
Children of Cabo.
440
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,482
- Right.
441
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,118
They never bought
the little angels those bikes.
442
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,286
- Boogie boards.
443
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,288
- Ugh.
444
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,592
Well, if you're interested
in getting your hands dirty
445
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,595
in a good way, come join us.
446
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,930
- I think I'd fit right in.
447
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,633
- So do I, Condoleezza.
448
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,568
- It's Condi to my queen bees.
449
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,703
- Oh.
450
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,205
[both laugh]
451
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,543
[Hot As Sun's "Look at Me"]
452
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,579
* *
453
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,716
- * Hi *
454
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,885
* Do you love my recipe? *
455
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,587
* *
456
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,223
* Why *
457
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,160
* Is everyone obsessed
with me? *
458
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,029
* Obsessed with me *
459
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,297
[laughs]
460
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,001
.
461
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,369
- Committing a crime
to prove somebody else
462
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,907
committed a crime is
actually still a crime.
463
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,108
- The case was unlocked.
464
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,310
- Again, not how the law works.
465
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,578
- Fine.
466
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,146
But if you dust it for prints,
they'll match the ones
467
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,514
your boys took at the garden.
468
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,918
- So you want me to take down
a bunch of uptight women
469
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,219
for breaking and entering
470
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,254
so another bunch
of uptight women
471
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,391
can win a gardening contest?
472
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,092
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,893
And we'll all be heroes.
474
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,630
- [chuckles]
475
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,834
It really is amazing to watch
that brain of yours at work.
476
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,068
- Just don't call me birdbrain.
477
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,937
- Well, I kind of have to now.
478
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:25,839
- It was a whole thing
growing up.
479
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,273
- Yeah, kids can be rough.
480
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,808
- So can your parents
when they find out
481
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,243
you're pregnant in high school.
482
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,655
- If I were to do this,
483
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:43,890
what do I get?
484
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,191
- Justice?
485
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:48,695
- Yeah, I wish
that still did it for me.
486
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:52,298
- OK, what would?
487
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,002
- Getting a drink with you.
488
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,905
- Could get messy.
489
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,509
- Or it could
just be a drink.
490
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,047
- I didn't say
messy can't be fun.
491
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,582
[upbeat music]
492
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,285
- Why did I even go
to grad school?
493
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,754
- There's very little you need
beyond sixth grade.
494
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,490
- Yeah, except golf experience
to work at the putt-putt.
495
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,059
- Well, how else are you gonna
get all those student loans
496
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,060
you can't pay back?
497
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,327
- Hmm.
- [laughs]
498
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,196
- Hey, are we on
for "Housewives"?
499
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,498
- [groans]
- Oh, please say yes.
500
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,467
I can't take
any more rejection.
501
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,803
- I can't tonight.
- OK, when?
502
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,204
- I don't know.
503
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:34,107
- Well, any longer,
I'm gonna see spoilers.
504
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,009
- It's just not the best idea.
505
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,210
- It's the reunion.
506
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,412
What are you talking about?
507
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,648
- Look, if you're trying
to fix things with Doug,
508
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:45,151
maybe hanging out with me
so much isn't helping.
509
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,953
- What do you mean?
510
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,358
- If I were your husband,
511
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,193
I probably wouldn't want you
telling another dude
512
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,994
all about your problems.
513
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,596
- We're best friends.
514
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,964
- Maybe he has
a problem with that.
515
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,199
- That is so stupid.
516
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,567
If you were a girl--
- I'm not.
517
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,135
- Well, he still shouldn't be
threatened by you.
518
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,269
- Why?
- Come on.
519
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,771
It would never happen.
520
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,575
- Right. Right.
521
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,810
- He just doesn't get
that we're not
522
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,945
into each other like that.
523
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,714
- Yeah, and the best part is,
we can be this close
524
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,616
and not want to rip
each other's clothes off.
525
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,418
- Yeah, it'd be like
sleeping with a brother.
526
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,421
- [laughs nervously]
Totally.
527
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,456
- Wait,
what about "Housewives"?
528
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,291
- Oh, I gotta stay
and do inventory.
529
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,461
[soft music]
530
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,796
* *
531
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:31,197
- Oh.
532
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:38,538
* *
533
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,951
- Sweetie?
534
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,086
- Huh?
535
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,888
- I think they're hydrated.
536
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,923
- Oh.
[sighs]
537
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,430
The whole town knows.
538
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,433
- It's pretty hot goss.
539
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,435
- Marilyn wants
to take me to church.
540
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,437
- Her minister is no saint,
trust me.
541
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,138
- Why are they all
coming for me?
542
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:15,141
- Because it's fun to take
a woman down from a pedestal.
543
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,043
- But you slept with Gary too.
544
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,511
- Honey,
I'm already in the dirt.
545
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,982
- It just doesn't seem fair.
546
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,720
- Well, there's a reason
it's called Grosse Pointe.
547
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,889
Rich bitches are gross.
548
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,859
- "Grosse" is actually French
for "grand."
549
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:34,227
- Seriously?
550
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,929
- It's the pointe
by the lighthouse.
551
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,831
- OK, fine.
552
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:41,368
But all these people think
that money gives you
553
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,470
the right to be a judgy D-bag.
554
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,573
- Yeah, but I grew up here.
555
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,675
- So?
- So they're all I know.
556
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,745
- Well, now you know me.
557
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,915
- I'm so glad you're here.
558
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,952
- Really?
559
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,354
No one else is.
560
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,356
All they let me do is
hand out trowels
561
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,225
because I screw
everything else up.
562
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,327
- Oh, honey.
563
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,562
Those aren't trowels.
564
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,234
[light music]
565
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:18,838
* *
566
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,573
[sighs]
567
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,411
* *
568
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,946
- It's your recipe.
569
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,415
- Almost.
570
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,850
- Oh, uh...
[chuckles]
571
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,788
I was just waiting
for it to cool.
572
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,459
- Where are the cherries?
573
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,262
[laughs]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
574
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,930
It looks delicious.
575
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:52,038
- So how is the quilt coming?
576
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:55,709
- Still on track to be finished
in time for the gala auction.
577
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,944
- Bet it'll raise
a lot of money.
578
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,183
- Alice.
- Mm-hmm?
579
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,051
- I can't change his mind.
580
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,152
- That's not why I'm here.
581
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,620
- Believe me, if I could,
582
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,155
he wouldn't have
all those tattoos.
583
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,324
- I need money.
584
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,727
- Ah.
585
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,995
All right, well,
how many months do you owe?
586
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,230
- Three.
587
00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:19,833
But it would just be a loan.
588
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,135
- I wish we still had
that rental available.
589
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:24,070
- We can't lose our apartment.
590
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,473
- Oh, honey, there are a lot of
other dumps you could live in.
591
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:29,776
- I'm afraid
he'll never come home.
592
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,715
[sighs] But that's
probably what you want.
593
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,423
- Look, does a part of me wish
that he had married
594
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,959
some dyed-in-the-wool
Grosse Pointer
595
00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:47,660
who just wanted
to push out a bunch
596
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,662
of really cute grandbabies?
597
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,331
- Well, it'd make
your life a lot easier.
598
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:54,234
[bright music]
599
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,336
- It's not what my Doug wants.
600
00:23:56,403 --> 00:24:03,677
* *
601
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,251
What can I say?
602
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,153
You're his muse.
603
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:18,892
* *
604
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,395
I'll go see if I can dig up
some cherries for your cake.
605
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,097
You'll thank me.
606
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,867
[upbeat dance music playing]
607
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,302
- [scoffs]
608
00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:31,037
* *
609
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:32,138
- Anything?
610
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,640
- No.
611
00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,275
- Well, maybe there was
some kind of emergency.
612
00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:36,576
- Did you ask his parents?
613
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,545
- I don't want
to freak them out too.
614
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,180
- Maybe he went
for another jog.
615
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,248
- A double jog?
616
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,583
- Why won't he answer me?
617
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,185
- Because he's jogging.
618
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,053
- Hey.
619
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,288
I found Doug.
620
00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,256
- Oh.
- Sir, you can't be back here.
621
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,792
- That looks delicious.
622
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,161
- Will someone please
get this guy out of here?
623
00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:56,629
- Mmm. Wow.
624
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,031
- What the hell are you doing?
625
00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:00,533
- Making my way through
some shrimp toast.
626
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,402
- Where have you been?
- Mmm.
627
00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:03,937
Getting hammered.
Duh.
628
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,305
- I don't care
where you have this argument,
629
00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:06,373
but it can't be here.
630
00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:07,374
- Whoa.
- Yes. I'm so sorry.
631
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,708
Doug, come on. Let's go.
632
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,077
- Not until you tell me
what's going on.
633
00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:13,546
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
634
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,682
- Oh, really?
You don't?
635
00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:17,617
Then why are you leaving me?
636
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,754
[tense music]
637
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:27,627
* *
638
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:34,968
.
639
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:35,935
[knock at door]
640
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:37,937
- So did you get
my garden thief?
641
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:38,905
- I did.
642
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,840
- Oh, then I owe you
that drink.
643
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,642
- Yeah, maybe another time.
644
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,611
- I know
the perfect martini bar.
645
00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:45,745
- I'm on duty.
646
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,681
- OK. We'll go to a cop joint.
647
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,083
- I'm afraid there's not much
to celebrate.
648
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:50,984
- Why?
649
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,252
- It's not
who you want it to be.
650
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:03,263
[Lunar Isles' "Evergreen"]
651
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,564
* *
652
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,266
- [sighs]
653
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:13,206
* *
654
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:38,264
- * Once *
655
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:42,369
* Upon a sky *
656
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,739
* On an island *
657
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:51,411
* I don't recognize *
658
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:54,614
* Cursed *
659
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:59,853
* Oh, the cynic in me burns *
660
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:04,424
* Shades of doubt *
661
00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:09,229
* Nowhere to return *
662
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:13,566
* It's all that I want *
663
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:20,273
* It's all
that I ever wonder *
664
00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:22,676
- Yo!
665
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,577
Past your bedtimes.
Get lost.
666
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:25,812
- What is your deal?
667
00:27:25,879 --> 00:27:27,280
- Beat it!
- OK, boomer.
668
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,448
Go.
669
00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:30,650
Move.
670
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,118
- My debt is paid, OK?
671
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:34,120
I don't work for you anymore.
- We need to talk.
672
00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:36,256
- Make an appointment
with my publicist.
673
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,225
- How about I call the cops
for breaking and entering?
674
00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:44,464
- [sighs]
675
00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:45,665
The window was open.
676
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:48,034
- Ugh, you screwed me so bad!
677
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:49,903
- We were just looking
for a place to hang out.
678
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,738
- Why?
To impress those losers?
679
00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:53,006
- They are not losers.
680
00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,808
- And why the hell
would you losers want
681
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,309
a bunch of landscaping plans?
682
00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:57,243
- I don't know.
683
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:58,912
Some girl spilled
White Claw all over them.
684
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,348
- [sighs]
685
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:02,349
Great.
686
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:03,516
- We were trying
to clean it up.
687
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,118
- I'm gonna get
kicked out of the club.
688
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,619
- It was stupid, OK?
689
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,655
- I could go to jail!
690
00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:10,156
- How is that my fault?
691
00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,225
- Because I wouldn't have done
something so stupid
692
00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:14,928
if you hadn't done
something so stupid!
693
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,098
Oh, God!
694
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,969
[sighs]
695
00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:28,675
- Can I ask you something?
696
00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:30,810
- OK.
697
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,345
- Promise you won't get mad?
698
00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,014
- Ugh! What?
699
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,751
- Why did you do
your stupid thing?
700
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:43,656
- [sighs]
701
00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:46,726
I don't know.
702
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,129
I guess I just wanted
that dumb club to think
703
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:52,098
I could be more
than just some rich bitch.
704
00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:57,103
- Yeah.
705
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,305
Are you really
gonna call the cops?
706
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,242
- No.
707
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,448
- Thanks.
708
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,188
- Your stepdad already knows.
709
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:22,028
- And we still need volunteers
for morning drop-off,
710
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,898
especially to keep an eye out
for parents on their phones.
711
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,101
A minivan almost mowed down
a third grader last week.
712
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,703
Before we move on
to the carnival,
713
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:33,139
our special events chair
has an announcement.
714
00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:41,014
- Morning, everyone.
715
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,387
As many of you are
probably aware,
716
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,857
I've been going through
a difficult time.
717
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:56,529
And it's been suggested
that I take a step back.
718
00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:59,332
So I started thinking,
719
00:29:59,399 --> 00:30:03,470
who would be a better leader
to represent Morningside Prep?
720
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,106
And the first name
that obviously came to mind
721
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:07,407
was Dana.
722
00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,375
[applause]
723
00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,910
Dana's well-organized,
has bomb style,
724
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,279
and is one of the school's
most generous donors.
725
00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:15,815
- Terrific.
Let's take a vote on Dana.
726
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:18,218
- But then I remembered
727
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,821
she also got caught shoplifting
those lip liners from Sephora.
728
00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,123
- [gasps]
729
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:26,326
- And I thought, mm,
is that the person
730
00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,863
we really want to put in charge
of the gift bags?
731
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:34,701
Well, next,
I immediately thought of Katie.
732
00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:37,037
[applause]
Everyone loves Katie, right?
733
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,406
No one's more fun
at the parent mixers,
734
00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:42,642
and she makes
those amazing snickerdoodles.
735
00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:44,678
- She broke our record
at the bake sale.
736
00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:46,413
- She also forgot
her kid at the mall
737
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,748
because she was so high
on happy pills.
738
00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:50,316
But do we really want
the person
739
00:30:50,383 --> 00:30:52,118
who "borrows"
from our medicine cabinet
740
00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:54,120
to be in charge of fundraising?
741
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:55,455
- I really don't think
this is appropriate.
742
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,557
- Or what about you, Gillian?
- Please don't.
743
00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,993
- I think you'd make an amazing
special events chair.
744
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,161
- Well, I certainly don't think
745
00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,363
anyone could question
my character.
746
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,632
- But they might question,
how is it
747
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:09,703
the head of Grosse Pointe's
animal shelter rescued
748
00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:13,006
a purebred, best-in-show
bichon frise?
749
00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,275
- What's your point?
- My point
750
00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:17,877
is that we've all done things
we're not proud of.
751
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,146
We have all made mistakes.
752
00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:21,348
Isn't that the example
we should be setting
753
00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:24,918
for our kids, not this
impossible standard
754
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,786
that no one can live up to?
755
00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:29,723
[tense music]
756
00:31:29,789 --> 00:31:31,725
* *
757
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:34,861
- Why don't we put it
to a vote?
758
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:37,097
- Fine! Show of hands.
759
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,466
Who here has
never done something
760
00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,202
that they're going to regret
for the rest of their lives?
761
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,239
Anyone?
762
00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:49,809
Good.
763
00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,845
Then let's talk carnival.
764
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,480
Tracy!
765
00:31:53,546 --> 00:31:55,915
Do you still have that lead
on the cotton candy machine?
766
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:58,885
[W-H-I-T-E's
"I Wasn't Afraid"]
767
00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:02,756
* *
768
00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,024
- Can I get you anything?
769
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,559
- Oh, no, I'm meeting
my parents for dinner.
770
00:32:06,626 --> 00:32:07,660
- St. Clair Grille?
771
00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:08,962
- Grosse Pointe tradition.
772
00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,333
- Why do they all do that?
773
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,168
- It's like one of three
places they like.
774
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:18,471
- I mean, why does everybody
have to be the same
775
00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:19,639
in this town?
776
00:32:19,706 --> 00:32:21,374
- What are you saying?
777
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:26,613
- I want to be
a grown-up with you.
778
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,114
- OK.
779
00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:31,184
- But we don't have to do it
the way everyone else does.
780
00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:34,020
* *
781
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:38,925
- * And I tried *
782
00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:45,532
* *
783
00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:49,736
- They take 10%,
so I jacked the prices.
784
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,873
- Have any sold?
785
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,942
- Enough to make rent.
[chuckles]
786
00:32:56,009 --> 00:33:00,213
* *
787
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,550
- But what about, um...
788
00:33:03,616 --> 00:33:07,053
your writing in New York?
789
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,488
- I'm not going.
790
00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:11,624
- That's what
you've always wanted.
791
00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:13,360
- I want you more.
792
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:20,500
* *
793
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:25,138
- "New York Magazine."
Congratulations.
794
00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:26,239
- What is this?
795
00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:27,507
- It's a pretty big deal.
796
00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:28,675
- None of it makes sense.
797
00:33:28,742 --> 00:33:30,043
- Weird. You start next month.
798
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:31,311
- It must be a mistake.
799
00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:32,445
- It's not Hogwarts, Alice.
800
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:33,847
A writing sample
doesn't just magically
801
00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:35,248
appear on an editor's desk.
802
00:33:35,315 --> 00:33:37,117
- Will you please calm down?
803
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,418
- Are you OK?
804
00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:39,586
- We're fine.
805
00:33:39,652 --> 00:33:40,620
- I'm talking to Alice.
806
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:41,788
- He's just really drunk.
807
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,023
- Oh, great.
808
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,491
Now I'm the bad guy.
That's your takeaway?
809
00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:46,026
- Why don't we go outside
and chill?
810
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,227
- You lied to my face!
811
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,962
- I didn't apply for this job!
812
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,031
- I did.
813
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,232
- What?
814
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,667
- I put you up for it.
815
00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:55,602
[tense music]
816
00:33:59,572 --> 00:33:59,739
.
817
00:33:59,739 --> 00:34:01,207
- Why would you do that?
- Because you were too afraid.
818
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,176
- Well, it wasn't
your decision to make!
819
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,611
- You gave up
everything for him.
820
00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:06,579
- What are you,
her life coach, Brett?
821
00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:09,649
- She's not happy, Doug.
822
00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:11,217
- What do we do?
- Oh, right.
823
00:34:11,284 --> 00:34:12,652
- Ride out the hurricane.
824
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,088
- 'Cause you know my wife
better than I do, Brett.
825
00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:17,023
- That's not what
it's about, Doug.
826
00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,792
- Oh, my God, we all know
each other's names.
827
00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:20,627
- Tell me I'm wrong, then.
- Couldn't be more wrong.
828
00:34:20,694 --> 00:34:23,763
- No, no, no, no.
I want to hear it from you.
829
00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,298
- I don't know.
830
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,033
- You don't know if you want
the job or if you're happy?
831
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,001
- Guys, come on.
832
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:29,436
- Answer the question, Alice.
833
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,603
- None of us have had
enough drinks
834
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:31,738
for it to be this intense.
835
00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,306
- Are you happy with me?
- Don't listen to him.
836
00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:34,874
- Let's go settle this
on the dance floor.
837
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:36,176
- A simple yes or no.
838
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,277
- Just please stop.
839
00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:38,478
- What is wrong with you, man?
840
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,013
- Tell this guy to get
the hell out of my face.
841
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,114
- Both of you, stop!
842
00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,482
- Then just end it already!
843
00:34:42,549 --> 00:34:43,683
- End what?
844
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,385
- Who knows you better, Alice,
845
00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:47,153
your husband or this joke?
846
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,556
- Yeah, I'm the joke.
Have another drink, dude.
847
00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:51,691
- Come on.
848
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:52,826
Him or me?
849
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,795
[dramatic music]
850
00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:58,131
* *
851
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:05,205
- Go ahead.
852
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,607
- Can I open the wine
I brought first?
853
00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:10,010
- It's 10:00 a.m.
854
00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:11,478
- [scoffs]
I gotta work.
855
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,479
- On a Wednesday?
856
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:13,513
- Yeah.
857
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:16,416
All the days
between Monday and Friday.
858
00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:20,286
- More for us.
859
00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:24,657
- So why are you trying
to get us all drunk?
860
00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:25,625
- Tell 'em.
861
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,201
- OK.
862
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:38,004
So you know how,
when I first joined y'all,
863
00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:39,506
I was really trying to be
a team player?
864
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,408
And I was like,
"Let's plant lots of mint,
865
00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:43,309
'cause it's so great
in cocktails."
866
00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:45,278
And you guys were like,
"Totally.
867
00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:47,180
"Yeah, everybody loves mint,
except that it takes over,
868
00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:50,150
and it ruins the whole garden."
869
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,951
- Did you plant mint, Birdie?
870
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:53,687
- It's worse.
871
00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:54,954
- OK.
872
00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:00,326
- Oh.
- You know what?
873
00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,762
I'm actually gonna need
that drink.
874
00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,330
- What did you do?
875
00:36:04,397 --> 00:36:06,833
- I know I can't help you guys
win the cup by gardening,
876
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,136
so I tried to help by proving
Bloomfield Hills cheated.
877
00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:12,272
- Now we're gonna be
disqualified.
878
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,107
- No, I did it.
It's on me.
879
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,608
- That's not how a club works.
880
00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:16,810
- It's on all of us.
881
00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,712
- I'm really sorry.
882
00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:22,649
I'm just a disaster.
Like, FEMA level.
883
00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:24,184
- [sighs]
- Ugh.
884
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,719
We're totally screwed.
885
00:36:25,785 --> 00:36:27,954
- Mm.
886
00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:29,923
- Maybe not.
887
00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:31,324
- How?
888
00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:34,494
[devious music]
889
00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:40,000
* *
890
00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:43,837
- Maybe...
891
00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,705
no one needs to find out.
892
00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:50,810
* *
893
00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:51,711
[glass shattering]
894
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,646
- [gasps]
895
00:36:57,183 --> 00:37:00,020
[light music]
896
00:37:00,086 --> 00:37:05,291
- Well, it's on all of us now.
897
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:07,761
- [chuckles]
898
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:09,462
First rule of garden club.
899
00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:15,268
* *
900
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:17,037
[laughter]
901
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:22,575
.
902
00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:23,543
- So what are you going to do?
903
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:26,713
- I'm going to ground him
for a month.
904
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,014
- A month?
905
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,083
- Is that too much
or too little?
906
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,751
- I don't know.
907
00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:32,886
You're kind of the dad.
908
00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:34,888
- You're kind of the mom.
909
00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:37,090
[upbeat music playing]
910
00:37:37,157 --> 00:37:38,758
- Kind of messy.
911
00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:40,360
- Yeah.
912
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,695
Not the fun kind.
913
00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:47,934
- We can still be friends.
914
00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:51,004
- Yeah, I'd like that.
915
00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:53,673
- So let's start there.
916
00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:55,108
- Friends.
917
00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:56,643
[glasses clink]
918
00:37:56,710 --> 00:38:01,681
* *
919
00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:08,755
- Hey--
920
00:38:08,822 --> 00:38:10,190
- Got you the burrito
and the bowl...
921
00:38:10,256 --> 00:38:11,257
- Oh.
- 'Cause you deserve both.
922
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,792
- I'm, uh--I'm sort of busy.
923
00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:15,295
- I feel like I was
a total idiot the other day.
924
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,529
- No, it's fine.
- No, it's not.
925
00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:18,465
You are a catch.
You're a stud.
926
00:38:18,531 --> 00:38:20,600
You're a hot snack.
- Stop.
927
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,469
- And any girl would be
lucky to bone ya.
928
00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,170
- You don't have to say that.
- But it's true.
929
00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:27,140
- Hey, can I smoke weed
in here?
930
00:38:27,207 --> 00:38:30,176
- Oh, hi.
931
00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:31,478
[clears throat]
932
00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,447
You're gonna need to refuel.
933
00:38:36,049 --> 00:38:39,185
- All right.
Uh, thanks.
934
00:38:39,252 --> 00:38:42,188
[soft music]
935
00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:47,994
* *
936
00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:50,163
- Oh, and I love this one.
937
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,831
- But their heads are too big.
938
00:38:51,898 --> 00:38:53,767
- That's exactly why
they're so special.
939
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:57,037
- I don't get it.
- Well, you will this weekend.
940
00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:58,271
- Huh?
941
00:38:58,338 --> 00:38:59,539
- We're gonna go to the museum
942
00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:02,175
and see some paintings
by a guy named Picasso.
943
00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:03,476
[doorbell chimes]
- Is that the pizza?
944
00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:05,612
- Yeah.
Take the cash for the tip.
945
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,456
- Hi. Is your mom here?
946
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:18,925
[door clicks]
- It's not the pizza.
947
00:39:18,992 --> 00:39:20,060
- Who is it?
948
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,495
- It's Uncle Gary's wife.
949
00:39:25,498 --> 00:39:27,934
- Honey, go get your brother
for dinner.
950
00:39:28,001 --> 00:39:30,337
- Hey, loser, food!
951
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,172
[M83's "Solitude"]
952
00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:33,440
- * Somewhere *
953
00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:35,141
- I owe you an explanation.
954
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:37,177
- Is Gary here?
955
00:39:37,243 --> 00:39:39,412
- God, no. It's over.
I ended it.
956
00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:41,715
- I'm worried
something bad happened.
957
00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:44,451
- * I wanna see
if you can try *
958
00:39:44,517 --> 00:39:46,686
- I haven't heard from him
in days
959
00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:50,090
- * To bring it back to me *
960
00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:57,163
* *
961
00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:59,632
* You gotta go *
962
00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:01,401
- People think
by planting a garden,
963
00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:04,037
they can control nature.
964
00:40:04,104 --> 00:40:05,739
* *
965
00:40:05,805 --> 00:40:07,340
- * And take in
all the tears *
966
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:11,344
* I wanna see if you can try *
967
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,747
- They mow lawns
into golf courses...
968
00:40:13,813 --> 00:40:15,115
- Just need to ask you
a question.
969
00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:16,783
- I'm with a customer.
970
00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,519
- About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
971
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,988
- Trim hedges into a maze...
972
00:40:22,055 --> 00:40:24,991
* *
973
00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:28,128
- Any chance you know someone
by the name of
974
00:40:28,194 --> 00:40:29,863
Doug Morris?
975
00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:32,065
* *
976
00:40:32,132 --> 00:40:33,166
- He's my friend's husband.
977
00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:35,402
- But not your friend?
978
00:40:35,468 --> 00:40:37,704
- Is everything OK?
979
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:41,207
- But at a certain point,
nature fights back.
980
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:42,375
- [grunts]
- What is with you?
981
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:45,345
[indistinct shouting]
982
00:40:45,412 --> 00:40:47,180
[screaming]
[glass shattering]
983
00:40:47,247 --> 00:40:48,782
- Oh, my God!
984
00:40:48,848 --> 00:40:50,917
- That beautiful oleander
that pops up by your pool?
985
00:40:50,984 --> 00:40:53,486
- We got a report
some property was damaged.
986
00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:54,988
Do you know
anything about that?
987
00:40:55,055 --> 00:40:57,957
- Ah, listen, Officer,
we both had a lot to drink,
988
00:40:58,024 --> 00:41:01,561
and things got wild.
989
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:05,031
- A single flower
can kill a horse.
990
00:41:05,098 --> 00:41:06,966
* *
991
00:41:07,033 --> 00:41:08,368
- * No *
992
00:41:08,435 --> 00:41:14,140
* *
993
00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:16,810
* No *
994
00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:22,115
* *
995
00:41:22,182 --> 00:41:24,818
* No *
996
00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:30,023
* *
997
00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:34,294
* No *
998
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:37,530
- Have you spoken
to Doug since?
999
00:41:37,597 --> 00:41:39,866
- Am I in some sort of trouble?
1000
00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:41,101
- Depends.
1001
00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,268
- On what?
1002
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:44,604
- What he says
when we find him.
1003
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:48,742
- So the dirty little secret?
1004
00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:52,445
- If anything comes to mind,
let me know.
1005
00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,247
- We don't control nature.
1006
00:41:54,314 --> 00:41:56,883
- * No *
1007
00:41:56,950 --> 00:42:00,153
* *
1008
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:01,955
- It controls us.
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