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Zach: CODY, DON'T FORGET
TO DO MY BOOK REPORT
FOR TOMORROW.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASSUME
I'M GONNA DO YOUR WORK
FOR YOU?
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'CAUSE I'M
YOUR OLDER BROTHER.
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SO GET TO WORK,
JUNIOR.
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HEY, LOOK.
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IT'S "ZACK AND CODY,
THE FIRST YEAR."
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OOH, WE HAVEN'T SEEN
THAT ONE.
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Dad: YOU'RE
DOIN' GREAT HONEY.
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LOOK, IT'S MOM
IN THE HOSPITAL.
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[CAREY SCREAMING]
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SHE'S GIVING BIRTH!
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Doctor: PUSH, PUSH.
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FAST FORWARD,
FAST FORWARD, FAST FORWARD!
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Carey: IT'S OVER.
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Doctor: NO, WAIT,
THERE'S ANOTHER BABY!
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AAH!
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FAST FORWARD,
FAST FORWARD...
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TO WHEN WE WERE 6.
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STOP. THIS PART
LOOKS SAFE.
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YEAH, YOU GUYS
ARE SO CUTE.
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IF ONLY YOU'D SLEEP.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Dad: CHANGE YOUR OWN DIAPERS.
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HONEY, COULD YOU
TAKE YOUR BOYS?
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YEAH. WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD ON.
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LET ME JUST PUT
THE CAMERA DOWN HERE.
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ZACH'S ON THE LEFT,
CODY'S ON THE RIGHT.
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OH, OK, I GOT IT.
OK, HERE WE GO.
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[OUT OF BREATH]
HELLO?
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OH, HI, MOM.
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YEAH, THEY LOVE
THEIR NEW OUTFITS.
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WELL, CODY SPIT UP
ON HIS...
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TCH. WHAT A LOSER.
[BABY CRYING]
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AND THEN ZACH
POOPED IN HIS.
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HA. WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?
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I GOTTA GO, MOM.
SOMEBODY'S CRYING.
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I THINK IT'S MY HUSBAND.
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OK, I LOVE YOU. BYE-BYE.
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Dad: COME ON, GUYS.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.
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[CRYING]
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HERE'S ZACH...
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AND HERE'S CODY...
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I THINK.
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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WHEN YOU SAID
ZACH'S ON THE LEFT,
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DID YOU MEAN
YOUR LEFT OR MINE?
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MY LEFT.
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OH.
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FORTUNATELY, THEIR MOTHER
CAN TELL THEM APART.
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THEY HAVE 2 COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES.
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OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. SEE?
NOW THAT'S OBVIOUSLY ZACH.
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AND THIS...
[CRYING LOUDLY]
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YES. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY CODY.
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I THINK.
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MOM THINKS?!
WHAT DO I THINK?
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YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET AWAY
WITH MIXING US UP.
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I NEVER
MIXED YOU UP.
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REALLY? SHALL WE REPLAY
THE EVIDENCE?
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OH. OK,
FOR ONE SECOND.
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YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW
HOW TIRED I WAS.
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I HADN'T SLEPT
IN WEEKS.
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YOU WERE BOTH BALD
WITH NO TEETH
AND DROOLING.
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I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING
I DIDN'T MIX YOU UP
WITH GRANDPA JIM.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MIGHT BE CODY.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
BEING CODY?
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FOR STARTERS,
LOOK HOW YOU'RE DRESSED.
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WELL, IF I'M ZACH,
THEN I'M THE OLDEST.
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YOU BETTER SHOW ME
SOME RESPECT, JUNIOR.
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BY 10 MINUTES.
BIG DEAL.
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I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE
ERASED THAT TAPE.
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ANYTHING ELSE
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
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COMPLETELY HONEST
WITH US ABOUT, MOMMY...
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IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME.
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OH, I AM YOUR MOTHER.
DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU
THE BEGINNING AGAIN?
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Both: NO!
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♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪
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♪ YES, WE HAVE
A SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ JUST YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪
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MURIEL,
ARE YOU SURE THOSE ARE
600 THREAD-COUNT SHEETS?
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LET ME CHECK.
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ONE...
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2...3...
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HOW MUCH WILL IT COST
TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE?
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10.
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[HUMS]
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AH, GOOD MORNING,
MISS TIPTON.
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I TRUST YOU SLEPT WELL?
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ESTEBAN, WHAT DO YOU
CALL THIS?
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I CALL IT HOT CHOCOLATE.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
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I CALL IT UNACCEPTABLE.
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THERE IS ONE BIG
MARSHMALLOW IN IT,
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AND YOU KNOW
I LIKE 6 LITTLE ONES.
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MY APOLOGIES,
MISS TIPTON.
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I WILL CUT IT FOR YOU
WITH GREAT CARE...
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UNLIKE THE DOCTOR
WHO DID MY APPENDECTOMY.
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I TELL THE LADIES
IT WAS A SHARK BITE.
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HEY, LONDON.
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I TOOK IVANA FOR A WALK,
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AND NOW SHE'S
AT DOGGY DAYCARE.
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THAT'LL BE 5 BUCKS, PLEASE.
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WAIT. YOU'RE CODY.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
ZACH'S TURN.
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WELL, EITHER WAY,
YOU OWE ONE OF US 5 BUCKS.
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[SIGHS] HERE.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
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I WANNA SEE IF
I'M IN THE SOCIETY PAGE.
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I WAS AT THIS FABULOUS
CHARITY EVENT FOR ORPHANS...
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OR WAS IT DOLPHINS?
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WHICH ONE'S FLIPPER?
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[GASPS]
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UM, LONDON...
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YOU MIGHT
WANNA TAKE A LOOK
AT THE FRONT PAGE.
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NOT NOW. LONDON'S
READING ABOUT LONDON.
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AND YOU MIGHT
WANT THIS BACK.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE BROKE!
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AAAHHH!
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MOSEBY, TELL ME
IT'S NOT TRUE.
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OH, I WISH I COULD.
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UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR FATHER
BORROWED TOO MUCH MONEY
FROM THE BANK,
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INVESTED ALL OF IT
IN A DIAMOND MINE,
AND, WELL, NO DIAMONDS.
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ANY SILVER?
MM-MM.
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PEARLS?
MM-MM.
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WORKS OF ART?
OH, MM.
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NO, JUST A LOT OF DIRT...
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ERGO, DIRT POOR.
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I'M SO SORRY, LONDON.
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I WISH I COULD
DO SOMETHING TO HELP.
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CAN YOU GIVE ME
$50 MILLION?
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I'LL GO CHECK
MY PIGGY BANK.
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LONDON, I SPOKE
WITH YOUR FATHER.
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[GASP] YAY.
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IS HE SENDING
THE PLANE FOR ME?
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NO.
THE YACHT?
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NO.
THE JET PACK?
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YOU HAVE A JET PACK?
OF COURSE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WHAT HE WANTS ME
TO TELL YOU IS,
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FOR NOW, HE HAS TO STAY
INCOGNITO.
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WHERE'S "COGNITO"?
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IN HIDING.
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WHERE'S "HIDING?"
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LOOK, THE POINT IS,
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HE CAN'T AFFORD
TO SEND FOR YOU.
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BUT HE SENDS HIS LOVE...
COLLECT.
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AND HE KNOWS YOU'LL BE
A STRONG LITTLE TROOPER.
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I DON'T WANNA BE
A TROOPER.
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[CRYING]
I WANNA BE RICH!
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I KNOW.
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OH, COULD THINGS
GET ANY WORSE?
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IN A WORD? YES.
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I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT THE BANK INSISTS THAT
YOU MOVE OUT OF THE HOTEL
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SO THEY CAN RENT YOUR SUITE
TO SOMEONE WHO CAN PAY FOR IT.
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JUST BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
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THE BANK STOPS
BEING NICE TO ME?
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SHOCKING, ISN'T IT?
[SIGHS]
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IS THERE ANYPLACE YOU CAN STAY
UNTIL YOUR FATHER
SORTS ALL THIS OUT?
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OF COURSE. I'LL JUST
STAY AT A FRIEND'S.
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ANABELLE? THE MOST TRAGICICAL
THING JUST HAPPENED.
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YOU HEARD?
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WELL, CAN I STAY
AT YOUR HOUSE?
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REALLY? AN ASTEROID?
[GASP]
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AND I WAS FEELING SORRY
FOR MYSELF. OH.
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CODY, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO SET THE TABLE.
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HE'S NOT GOING
TO ANSWER TO CODY.
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BUT YOU ARE CODY.
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PROVE IT.
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HOW MUCH LONGER
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
KEEP THIS UP?
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UNTIL WE LEARN
WHO WE DEFINITELY ARE.
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OK, LOOK, WHATEVER
YOUR NAMES ARE,
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WHEN YOU WERE BORN,
THE HOSPITAL
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PUT YOUR FOOTPRINTS
ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATES
SO WE CAN TELL YOU APART.
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HOW?
WELL, THEY'RE
LIKE FINGERPRINTS.
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THEY'RE DIFFERENT,
EVEN FOR IDENTICAL TWINS.
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WE'LL TAKE YOUR FOOTPRINTS,
AND THEN WE'LL MATCH 'EM
TO THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES.
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GREAT. WHERE ARE
OUR BIRTH CERTIFICATES?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE,
DO YOU?
WE MOVED MANY TIMES.
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I'LL CALL THE HOSPITAL,
AND THEY'LL MAIL ME COPIES
RIGHT AWAY.
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LOOK, I KNOW MY KIDS.
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UNDERSTAND, ZACH?
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YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
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CHARLENE?
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HEY, MY PORTRAIT.
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OH, LOOK HOW HAPPY IT WAS
WHEN IT WAS RICH.
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HEY! WHAT IS THAT MAN
DOING WITH MY CLOTHES?
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HE IS NOT GONNA FIT
INTO A SIZE 2.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY HAD TO SELL YOUR STUFF
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TO HELP PAY OFF
YOUR DAD'S DEBT.
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
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HEY, IS THAT MY HAT?
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MAYBE.
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OH, LONDON. HI, SWEETIE.
I WANNA LET YOU KNOW
I AM SO SORRY,
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AND WE ARE
HERE FOR YOU, OK?
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OH, THAT TOP IS CUTE.
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YOU ARE ALL VULTURES...
WITH VERY GOOD TASTE.
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BUT YOLANDA
WILL STAND BY ME.
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WE ONCE SHARED
A STEPMOTHER.
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HOW ARE YOU DOIN',
SWEET THANG?
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CODY, I'M SORRY.
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BUT ISN'T IT ZACH
WHO USUALLY TRIES
TO FLIRT WITH ME?
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IF YOU'RE GONNA BE ME,
YOU'D BETTER BE BETTER.
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THANKS A LOT, SIS.
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AW, NO LUCK?
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THEY'RE GETTING ME BACK
FOR ALL THE TIMES
I DIDN'T HELP THEM.
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SELFISH RICH PEOPLE.
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ISN'T THIS ADORABLE?
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[GASP]
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WHICH IS WHY
I BOUGHT IT BACK FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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I CAN USE IT
AS A PILLOW
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WHEN I SLEEP
IN THE GUTTER
TONIGHT.
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[CRYING]
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OH, HONEY,
YOU'RE WELCOME
TO STAY WITH US.
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I'M ALREADY ON
THE PULL-OUT COUCH,
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BUT WE CAN MAKE ROOM.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH,
CAREY.
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ANY BETTER OFFERS?
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MADDIE, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE
FOR LONDON TO STAY WITH YOU
FOR A WHILE?
231
00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,900
NO, NOT POSSIBLE.
232
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,867
LOVE TO. CAN'T.
COMING!
233
00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:56,967
[MUTTERS]
234
00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,567
NO ONE CALLED YOU.
235
00:09:58,567 --> 00:09:59,467
BESIDES,
IF MEMORY SERVES,
236
00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:02,400
SINCE YOUR SISTER
MOVED OUT, DON'T YOU
HAVE AN EXTRA BED?
237
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,500
MY SISTER DIDN'T MOVE OUT.
238
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,200
WELL, THAT'S ODD.
239
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,734
I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOU
DANCING AROUND THE LOBBY,
SINGING,
240
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:11,033
♪ MY SISTER
GOT A GROOM ♪
241
00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,200
♪ I GOT MY OWN ROOM ♪
242
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,867
♪ WHAT? ♪
243
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,867
OH, THAT SISTER.
MMM...
244
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:22,834
COME ON, MADDIE. LONDON'S
GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
245
00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:25,100
AND IT WOULD BE
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
246
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:30,033
HOW SWEET, ZACK.
MAYBE YOU ARE CODY.
247
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,567
I GUESS A FEW DAYS
WOULDN'T HURT.
248
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,300
LONDON, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO STAY WITH ME.
249
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:38,400
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO GET MY THINGS.
250
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:43,200
WAIT A SECOND.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
251
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,100
[SOBBING]
252
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:49,000
THERE, THERE.
253
00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,567
TA-DA!
254
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,000
OH, THIS IS KIND OF NICE.
255
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,367
YOU HAVE A LITTLE SITTING ROOM
OUTSIDE YOUR BEDROOM.
256
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:05,667
ACTUALLY,
THIS IS THE BEDROOM.
257
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,367
THIS IS MY BED...
258
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,033
AND THIS IS YOURS.
259
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,934
DOES THE CLOSET
PULL OUT, TOO?
260
00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,400
JEEZ, PRETTY NOISY NEIGHBORS.
[BALL GAME SOUNDS]
261
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,900
WE LIVE ACROSS THE STREET
FROM FENWAY PARK.
262
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,300
Sal: INCOMING, MADDIE!
HIT THE DECK.
263
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,767
THAT'S SAL.
HE'S THE PEANUT GUY.
264
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,133
THANKS FOR
THE WARNING, SAL.
265
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,934
ANYTIME.
266
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,300
OH, LOOK AT ME.
I'M A MESS.
267
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,467
COULD YOU PULL DOWN
THE BATHROOM FOR ME?
268
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:42,233
NO. THAT'S ACROSS THE HALL.
ALL RIGHT.
269
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:46,867
HEY, SAL, SEND UP
SOME PEANUTS!
270
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:47,567
THANKS.
271
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:50,200
[SCREAMS]
THERE'S SOME KIND
272
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,133
OF SHRIVELED-UP ANIMAL
IN THE BATHTUB.
273
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:57,000
LONDON, THAT'S MY GRANNY.
274
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,467
I DIDN'T REALIZE
SHE WAS STILL TAKING HER BATH.
275
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:04,467
NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR ROOM
IS REALLY BRINGING ME DOWN.
276
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:08,767
I NEED TO TAKE A NAP. AAH!
277
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,734
HELP!
278
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,500
I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
279
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,500
WHOA.
280
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,834
MADDIE?
281
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,100
MADDIE?
282
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,033
A LITTLE HELP.
283
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,133
MADDIE, I'M HAVING
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE, AND
YOU'RE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK?
284
00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:28,967
WHOA!
285
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:31,467
FOUND ME.
286
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,667
OH, TEDDY, I'VE HAD
THE WORST NIGHTMARE.
287
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,200
I DREAMT DADDY
LOST ALL OF HIS MONEY,
288
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:50,934
AND THEN WOUND UP
LIVING WITH M--AAH!
289
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,700
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.
290
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,400
HEY, THIS WASN'T HERE
WHEN I WENT TO BED.
291
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,900
OH, GRANNY ALWAYS CHECKS ON US
DURING THE NIGHT.
292
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,867
MUST'VE LOOKED
A LITTLE COLD TO HER.
293
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:05,133
OH, THAT WAS NICE.
HOW MUCH SHOULD I TIP HER?
294
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,200
YOU DON'T TIP FAMILY.
295
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:11,867
PEOPLE IN A FAMILY
HELP EACH OTHER BECAUSE...
WELL, BECAUSE THEY'RE FAMILY.
296
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:14,133
WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER
IN THIS HOUSE.
297
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,033
Man: AW, GEE,
WHERE'S THE REMOTE?
298
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:20,767
Woman: SAME PLACE
AS YOUR CAREER--
IN THE TOILET.
299
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,767
LOVE CAN BE EXPRESSED
IN ALL KINDS OF WAYS.
300
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:27,200
OK, IT'S TIME TO STRIP
AND MAKE THE BED.
301
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:31,834
OK, IF THAT'S
WHAT POOR PEOPLE DO.
302
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,834
WHOA THERE, BIG GIRL.
303
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:37,934
I MEANT STRIP THE SHEETS
OFF THE BED AND PUT ON NEW ONES.
304
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:39,400
OH.
305
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,700
WELL, WHAT'S THE MAID
GONNA DO?
306
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,200
WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.
307
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,033
AAH!
308
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,467
OH, I AM SO STRESSED OUT.
309
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:52,033
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
GETTING A JOB?
310
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:54,367
NO. I'VE BEEN TOO DEPRESSED
ABOUT BEING POOR.
311
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,834
YOU WANNA SIT FOR
ZACK AND CODY TONIGHT?
312
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,300
BUT DON'T YOU
NEED THE MONEY?
313
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,400
RIGHT NOW, YOU NEED THE MONEY
MORE THAN I DO.
314
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,867
HEY, THAT FELT GREAT TO SAY.
315
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:10,400
THIS ISN'T SO HARD.
[GASPS]
316
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,033
THAT RIGHT? AAH!
317
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,600
PERFECT.
318
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:23,100
IS THIS HOW ALL
POOR PEOPLE SLEEP?
319
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:26,033
[TELEVISION PLAYS]
320
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,700
[SHUTS OFF TELEVISION]
321
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,200
HEY, I WAS WATCHING
WRESTLING.
SINCE WHEN?
322
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,900
YOU'RE NOT ZACK.
IT'S HOMEWORK TIME.
323
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,867
IT'S NOT FAIR.
FIRST, YOU TAKE AWAY
MY IDENTITY
324
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,400
AND NOW MY CULTURE.
325
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,467
HE'S BEEN ACTING LIKE ME
ALL DAY.
326
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,600
HE CAME ON TO
ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL,
327
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,367
WISED OFF
TO THE TEACHERS,
328
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,000
AND NOW HE WANTS TO COPY
MY HOMEWORK.
329
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,734
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
330
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:52,600
I KNOW. IT MEANS
I HAVE TO DO
MY OWN HOMEWORK.
331
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,233
[DOORBELL RINGS]
332
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,934
OH, HI, LONDON. OK,
NOBODY'S HAD ANY DINNER.
333
00:14:57,934 --> 00:15:00,967
DOCTOR'S NUMBER'S ON THE FRIDGE,
FIRST-AID KIT'S IN THE CABINET,
334
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:05,400
AND IN A SUPER EMERGENCY, I'LL
BE SINGING RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.
335
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,667
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME?
336
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,800
REMEMBER, LIKE I SAID,
I'LL BE SINGING
RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS.
337
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,734
MWAAH! LOVE YOU.
338
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:16,467
LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU.
339
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,900
[DOOR CLOSES]
340
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,200
TIME FOR BED.
341
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,300
IT'S 7:30.
342
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,300
AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN
HAD DINNER YET.
343
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,800
WE WANT GRILLED CHEESE,
PLEASE.
344
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:29,367
I CAN HANDLE THAT. I DO THAT
IN THE KITCHEN, RIGHT?
345
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:33,600
YEAH, IT'S THE PLACE
WITH THE FRIDGE.
346
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,867
YOUR FRIDGE IS BROKEN.
347
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,200
OTHER SIDE.
348
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,800
FIXED IT.
349
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,233
I'M CONFUSED.
I THOUGHT YOU HATED CHEESE.
350
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,600
BUT YOU LOVE CHEESE.
351
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,367
OH.
352
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,500
OOH, THEY'RE ALREADY
IN LITTLE SLICES.
353
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,500
COOKING IS EASY.
354
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,734
SO IF I'M ZACK
AND I DON'T LIKE CHEESE,
355
00:15:57,734 --> 00:16:00,834
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO LIKES HAM?
356
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:01,800
NO, WE BOTH LIKE HAM.
357
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,467
THEN WHO LIKES LIVERWURST?
NO ONE.
358
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:07,500
THEN WHY DO THEY MAKE IT?
359
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,000
THE SANDWICHES
WILL BE READY SOON.
360
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,700
DO YOU WANT ME
TO READ YOU GUYS A STORY?
361
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,567
NO.
GOOD.
362
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,500
I'VE GOT THIS
WORKING THING DOWN.
363
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,600
[SMOKE ALARM SOUNDS]
364
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,200
OH, MUST BE
THE COOKING TIMER.
365
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,867
I'LL GET
THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
I'VE GOT THE WINDOW.
366
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,500
[FAINT BEEPING]
367
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,233
YOUR GRILLED CHEESES
ARE READY.
368
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,133
NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT WANNA
PUT IT ON BREAD.
369
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:39,000
AND YOU MIGHT WANNA
TAKE OFF THE PLASTIC.
370
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,233
LET'S FACE IT, I'M NOT CUT OUT
FOR REGULAR LIFE.
371
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,300
YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU NEED
TO PRACTICE AT IT.
372
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,000
SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD MAKE
MORE GRILLED CHEESES?
373
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,834
NO!
NO!
374
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,867
WHY DON'T WE START
WITH SOMETHING EASIER?
375
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,767
LIKE CEREAL.
376
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:57,467
I CAN DO THAT.
WAIT, WHAT GOES FIRST,
THE MILK OR THE CEREAL?
377
00:16:57,467 --> 00:17:02,100
DOESN'T MATTER,
AS LONG AS YOU
REMEMBER THE BOWL.
378
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,734
THANKS FOR THE HOT CHOCOLATE,
MRS. FITZPATRICK.
379
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,834
YOU'RE WELCOME,
SWEETHEART.
380
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:11,500
I LIKE THEM.
381
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,967
THEY'RE KIND OF EMBARRASSING
SOMETIMES.
382
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:17,667
I DIDN'T KNOW FAMILIES
SAT DOWN AND ATE DINNER
TOGETHER EVERY NIGHT.
383
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,300
AND YOU ACTUALLY
TALK TO EACH OTHER.
384
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,934
WHAT DID YOUR FAMILY
DO FOR DINNER?
OH, THEY WENT OUT.
385
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:24,500
I HAD DINNER WITH WHATEVER NANNY
MY MOM HIRED THAT WEEK.
386
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:30,300
SINCE THEY USUALLY
DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH,
THINGS WERE PRETTY QUIET.
387
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,467
THAT'S KIND OF SAD.
388
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,367
NOT REALLY.
I LEARNED HOW TO SAY,
389
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:39,100
"LET ME STAY UP LATE,
OR I'M CALLING IMMIGRATION"
IN 18 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
390
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:43,300
HEY, WANNA WATCH THE GAME?
SURE.
391
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,100
OK.
392
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,767
[BALL GAME SOUNDS]
393
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,834
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
MY FIRST SLEEPOVER.
394
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,500
YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT OVER
AT ANOTHER GIRL'S HOUSE BEFORE?
395
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:57,734
MM-MMM. MOST OF MY WEEKENDS,
I WAS FLYING BACK AND FORTH
FROM MOMMY TO DADDY.
396
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:01,667
I SLEPT ON THE PLANE
AND PLAYED CARDS WITH
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
397
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,934
DOES THAT COUNT?
398
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:05,600
SURE.
399
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,500
YOU KNOW, LONDON...
MM-HMM.
400
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,000
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A LITTLE JEALOUS OF YOU.
401
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,767
BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOU
MISSED OUT ON A LOT.
402
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:22,033
I MEAN, NO SLEEPOVERS?
403
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,600
BUT I KNOW HOW TO ACT.
I'VE SEEN THE MOVIES.
404
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,867
WE EAT JUNK FOOD,
WE DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR,
405
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,200
AND WE TALK ABOUT BOYS.
406
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,400
YEAH, THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT.
407
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,133
OW.
408
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,734
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
409
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,900
PILLOW FIGHT.
IT'S IN ALL THE MOVIES.
410
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,200
SEE, I CAN BE
A REGULAR PERSON.
411
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,000
HEY, REGULAR PERSON,
WOULD YOU LIKE A SNACK?
SURE.
412
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000
YO, SAL, SEND UP SOME PEANUTS!
413
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,100
AND CAVIAR.
414
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,467
REGULAR PERSON.
415
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,400
YO, CAVIAR.
416
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,567
HERE IT IS, SPECIAL DELIVERY
FROM CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
417
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:10,467
MR. MOSEBY, DON'T YOU WANNA
FIND OUT IF ZACK IS ZACK
AND CODY'S CODY?
418
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,567
IS THERE ANY CHANCE
THOSE FOOTPRINTS MIGHT SAY
419
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,567
YOU GOT THE WRONG TWINS
AT THE HOSPITAL?
420
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:19,700
AND THAT YOUR REAL ONES
ARE NICE, QUIET
AND POLITE?
421
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,033
ABSOLUTELY NONE.
422
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,500
CIAO.
423
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,600
OK, GUYS, NOW LISTEN,
WHATEVER IS IN THIS
ENVELOPE,
424
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,100
YOU'RE STILL ZACK,
AND YOU'RE STILL CODY.
425
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,600
WILL I STILL BE ESTEBAN?
426
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,900
YES.
427
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,300
ACH, TOO BAD.
428
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,900
THEN I MUST GO GET
A TON OF LUGGAGE IN 1217.
429
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:43,400
OK, HERE WE GO.
BUT BEFORE WE DO...
430
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,000
OH, NO,
SHE'S GONNA TALK.
431
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,934
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
432
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:50,100
EVEN IF YOU'RE YOU
AND YOU'RE YOU,
433
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,667
I WILL STILL LOVE YOU,
EVEN IF HE'S YOU
AND YOU'RE HIM.
434
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:57,834
I COULDN'T FOLLOW THAT,
AND I'M THE SMART ONE.
435
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,667
ALL RIGHT, I'M OPENING IT.
436
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:06,567
OK, ALL RIGHT.
SWIRLY HEEL, SWIRLY HEEL...
437
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,200
YOU ARE DEFINITELY ZACK,
AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY CODY.
438
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:13,900
ALL RIGHT.
YES.
439
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:19,567
NOW I CAN GO BACK
TO CHILLIN' AND JUST
GETTING BY IN SCHOOL.
440
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,734
I MEAN DOING MY BEST.
441
00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:24,567
IT IS SO NICE
TO HAVE MY BOYS BACK.
442
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,867
I LOVE THIS STICKY STUFF
MOM PUTS IN OUR SANDWICHES.
443
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,300
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
PEANUT BUTTER.
444
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:30,867
MMM.
445
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:34,700
LONDON, GREAT NEWS.
ME FIRST.
446
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,400
I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
447
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,500
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE THIS EVEN MORE.
448
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,700
"TIPTON BACK ON TOP."
449
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,000
ON TOP OF WHAT?
450
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,967
THEY STRUCK OIL
IN YOUR FATHER'S
DIAMOND MINE.
451
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:49,867
WELL, THAT MUST'VE
MADE A MESS.
AH...
452
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:52,867
LONDON, IT MEANS
YOU'RE RICH AGAIN.
453
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:56,200
REALLY? OH, YAY!
454
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,000
OOH.
455
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,600
GOODBYE, PEANUT BUTTER.
HELLO, LOBSTER DIPPED IN BUTTER.
456
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,800
SAME OLD LONDON.
457
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,967
MM, BUT ON THE UPSIDE...
458
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,467
♪ YOU GOT YOUR ROOM
BACK TO YOURSELF ♪
459
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:13,800
♪ YOU GOT YOUR ROOM
BACK TO-- ♪
460
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,133
I SUPPOSE.
461
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:18,900
HEY, YOU DID A GOOD THING.
462
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,367
MADDIE, IN ALL
THE EXCITEMENT,
463
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,033
I FORGOT YOU AND I
MADE LUNCH PLANS.
464
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,300
YEAH, BUT THEN
YOU GOT RICH AGAIN.
465
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:30,400
WHICH IS WHY I'M TAKING YOU
TO MAISON ROBERT.
466
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,000
REALLY? THANKS.
467
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,400
IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.
I MEAN, YOU TOOK ME IN
WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD.
468
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,400
YOU LIKE ME
FOR RICHER OR POORER,
469
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,500
FOR BETTER OR WORSE,
IN SICKNESS--
470
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,500
WE'RE NOT MARRIED, LONDON.
471
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,467
BUT WE ARE FRIENDS,
RIGHT?
472
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,200
YES.
GOOD.
473
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,133
AND AS A FRIEND,
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
YEAH.
474
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,600
THAT SWEATER LOOKS LIKE
A MOLDY LEMON.
475
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,300
IT'S OK. WE'LL GET A BOOTH
IN THE BACK.
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