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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:02,367 ♪ ...AND WAIT FOR THE BELL ♪ 2 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:04,734 ♪ IF IT DOESN'T RING SOON, I'M GONNA YELL ♪ 3 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:05,967 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 4 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:07,133 ♪ LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 5 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,100 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 6 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,000 ♪ GONNA LOSE CONTROL ♪ GUYS! 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,867 ♪ RECESS NEVER ENDS ♪ 8 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:13,300 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT... ♪ 9 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:15,233 HELLO! 10 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:16,500 ♪ ...AND I GOT IN TROUBLE ♪ 11 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:19,300 ♪ TOO MUCH HOMEWORK, I'M SEEING DOUBLE ♪ 12 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:22,000 ♪ MY MOM-- ♪ 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,033 TAPEWORM! 14 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:28,900 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 15 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,600 WE NEED TO PRACTICE FOR BATTLE OF THE BANDS. 16 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,500 YEAH, THEY'RE HOLDING IT HERE AT THE TIPTON. AND THE WINNER... 17 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,800 WHICH IS GONNA BE US. 18 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,100 GETS TO CUT A DEMO CD. 19 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:37,734 LISTEN-- 20 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:38,767 WE'RE GONNA BECOME ROCK STARS. 21 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:40,600 AND PERFORM ALL OVER THE WORLD. YEAH! 22 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,133 GUYS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRACTICE SOMEPLACE ELSE. 23 00:00:44,133 --> 00:00:46,300 THERE HAVE BEEN SOME COMPLAINTS. 24 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,033 WHO? 25 00:00:47,033 --> 00:00:50,600 EVERYBODY IN BOSTON. 26 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,900 BUT DON'T WORRY. I HAVE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TO REHEARSE. 27 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:54,934 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 28 00:00:54,934 --> 00:00:56,200 ♪ LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 29 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,133 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 30 00:00:57,133 --> 00:01:00,066 ♪ GONNA LOSE CONTROL-- ♪ 31 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,867 AW, NOT AGAIN. 32 00:01:01,867 --> 00:01:06,000 I CAN'T WORK WITH THESE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS. 33 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,867 SORRY, BOYS. I'M A GIRL. 34 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:09,000 WHATEVER. 35 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,400 WE'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE. 36 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,967 BUT WORRY NOT, I HAVE A PLACE WHERE YOUR BAND 37 00:01:13,967 --> 00:01:16,133 CAN JAM IT TO THE MAX. 38 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,100 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 39 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,600 ♪ LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 40 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,667 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 41 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:20,734 ♪ GONNA LOSE CONTROL ♪ 42 00:01:20,734 --> 00:01:21,734 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 43 00:01:21,734 --> 00:01:23,567 ♪ RECESS NEVER ENDS ♪ 44 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:24,233 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 45 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:27,100 ♪ PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS, SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 46 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,667 WHOO! 47 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:31,467 AWESOME! 48 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,834 ONE MORE TIME! 49 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:34,500 2, 3, 4! 50 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,100 ♪ 1, 2, 3, I MISSED THE BUS ♪ 51 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,500 ♪ AS IT CAME AROUND ♪ 52 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,767 ♪ AND DURING GYM CLASS ♪ 53 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:43,900 ♪ MY PANTS FELL DOWN ♪ 54 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:46,500 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 55 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,367 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 56 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:51,200 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪ 57 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,700 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 58 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,233 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 59 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:58,000 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 60 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 61 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,734 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 62 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:04,400 ♪ JUST YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 63 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,867 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 64 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:10,400 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 65 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,200 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 66 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,367 ♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 67 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:25,900 ♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪ 68 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,000 HIT ME WITH SOME SUGAR, SWEET THING. 69 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,467 I'D RATHER HIT YOU WITH SOME DEODORANT. 70 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,500 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 71 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,367 MY BAND HAS TO PRACTICE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 72 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:36,133 THE PLACE REEKS LIKE OLD UNDERWEAR, 73 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:38,367 BUT THE ACOUSTICS ARE GREAT! 74 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,300 YOU GUYS HAVE A BAND? 75 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,400 YEAH. THE CODESTER AND I 76 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,867 HAVE PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE GROUP 77 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:45,767 WE LIKE TO CALL ROCK SQUARED. 78 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:48,367 WE'RE GONNA WIN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS. 79 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:49,700 YEAH? OR COME IN SECOND 80 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,934 SINCE WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS, TOO. 81 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,367 WE? 82 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:56,233 WHAT'S WE? WHO'S WE? 83 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:57,000 LANCE AND I. 84 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,200 THAT DOPEY LIFEGUARD WHO WORKS HERE? 85 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,934 HE HAPPENS TO BE A REALLY GOOD MUSICIAN. 86 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:03,734 PLEASE. 87 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:05,000 IT TOOK HIM 3 HOURS 88 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,400 TO LEARN HOW TO BLOW HIS WHISTLE. 89 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,734 WHATEVER. HE HAS A BAND CALLED WATERWORKS, 90 00:03:09,734 --> 00:03:11,300 AND I'M THE LEAD SINGER. 91 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,133 SO YOU'RE GOING TO COMPETE AGAINST US? 92 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:15,100 LOOKS LIKE IT. 93 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,133 GEE, I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR YOU. 94 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,934 OUR BAND HAS GREAT MUSIC, 95 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:20,133 A KILLER WARDROBE, 96 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,734 AND WE'RE ALSO 12 AND CUTE. 97 00:03:23,734 --> 00:03:26,600 YEAH, WELL, I'M 15 AND HOT. 98 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,800 OOH. YOU ARE GOOD. 99 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,200 THERE YOU ARE. 100 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,800 WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING FOR HALF AN HOUR. 101 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,133 HOW WAS I? 102 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:38,667 DON'T YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "PUNCTUAL"? 103 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:39,233 NO. 104 00:03:39,233 --> 00:03:41,133 THAT EXPLAINS IT. COME ON. 105 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,000 HEY, LANCE. 106 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,400 OUR BAND IS GONNA POUND YOU GUYS INTO DUST. 107 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,700 ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT OF YOU WILL BE YOUR GUITAR PICKS. 108 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,667 OK. WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 109 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,000 HI. 110 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,800 WE STILL REHEARSING TONIGHT? 111 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,500 I DON'T THINK SO. 112 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,300 LARS SPILLED SOME WATER ON 2 OF OUR AMPS 113 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,500 AND ALL OUR INSTRUMENTS. 114 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,367 OH, NO. 115 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,967 EVERYTHING'S, LIKE, WET 116 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:07,934 AND, LIKE, NOT WORKING. 117 00:04:07,934 --> 00:04:09,000 I THOUGHT WATER WAS GOOD, 118 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,567 BUT I GUESS IT HAS A DARK SIDE, TOO. 119 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:14,834 WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED TO REPLACE EVERYTHING? 120 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,000 ABOUT $5,000. 121 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,133 WITHOUT IT, WATERWORKS IS DOWN THE TOILET. 122 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,200 WOW. 5 GRAND? 123 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,500 NOBODY'S GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY. 124 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,000 [LAUGHS] 125 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,600 "NOBODY'S GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY." 126 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,967 THAT'S CUTE. 127 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:30,667 HA HA! 128 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:33,300 OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS? 129 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,667 YEAH. WITHOUT EQUIPMENT, 130 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:36,600 WE CAN'T COMPETE IN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS. 131 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,300 WELL, IF THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BAND UP AND RUNNING, 132 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,367 I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT. 133 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:41,934 AWESOME. 134 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:44,000 AND WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IN RETURN? 135 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,367 OH, NOTHING REALLY. 136 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:46,834 JUST PUT ME IN YOUR BAND. 137 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:49,400 ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU'RE IN. 138 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:55,200 ♪ 1, 2, 3, I MISSED THE BUS ♪ 139 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,600 ♪ AS IT CAME AROUND ♪ 140 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,000 ♪ AND DURING GYM CLASS... ♪ 141 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,133 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 142 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,967 [SIGHS] NOW WHAT? 143 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,400 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS. 144 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,900 WHAT I WROTE IS 145 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:10,033 "I MISSED THE BUS AS IT CAME AROUND." 146 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:10,600 WHO CARES? 147 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,467 I DO. 148 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,767 SCHOOL'S OUT IS AN EXPOSÉ 149 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:13,767 OF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS 150 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:16,600 ENDEMIC TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOL EXPERIENCE. 151 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,200 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE JUST SAID? 152 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,400 YEAH. HE NEVER GETS GIRLS. 153 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,300 DUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY DANCE? 154 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,300 Tapeworm: HA HA! AWESOME. 155 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:30,100 I THINK LESS FLAILING AND MORE ENUNCIATING. 156 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:33,200 [OVERENUNCIATING] SCHOOL IS OUT. 157 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,400 LET US ROCK AND ROLL. 158 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,767 HA HA! [BLOWS WHISTLE] 159 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:41,467 AND THERE GOES THE WHISTLE. 160 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:52,100 ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 161 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:58,300 ♪ THE ONLY ONE ♪ 162 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,300 WHAT HAPPENED? 163 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,100 WE'RE KIND OF DONE, 164 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,367 YOU KNOW, WITH THE SONG. 165 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,934 WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 166 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,967 EVERYONE ELSE STOPPED? 167 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:13,900 I DON'T LIKE THIS TANGERINE. 168 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:16,200 NO, THAT IS A TAMBOURINE. 169 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:20,300 A TANGERINE IS WHAT THE AUDIENCE IS GONNA THROW AT YOU. 170 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,600 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. 171 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,600 LIKE WHAT? 172 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,400 I WANT TO SING. 173 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,700 I THINK WE SHOULD LET HER DO IT. 174 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,567 HA HA! HAVE YOU SWALLOWED TOO MUCH CHLORINE? 175 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,100 WELL, YEAH, 176 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,400 BUT I STILL THINK WE SHOULD LET HER TRY. 177 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,967 SHE COULD SING BACKUP. 178 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,500 LONDON, LET'S HEAR YOU SING. 179 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,600 AHEM. 180 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,300 [OFF-KEY] ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT ♪ 181 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,734 ♪ THE ONLY ONE I NEED ♪ 182 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:51,967 ♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME... ♪ 183 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:55,033 I THINK I'VE LOST SIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYE. 184 00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:58,500 IS SOMETHING DYING IN HERE? 185 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,300 YES... 186 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:03,033 OUR CHANCES OF WINNING. 187 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:05,000 YO, PEEPS, WHAT'S UP? 188 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 REHEARSAL. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 189 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:07,567 SHOPPING. 190 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:09,133 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW OUTFIT? 191 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,367 I THINK HALLOWEEN WAS LAST MONTH. 192 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,233 DUDE, THIS IS MY ROCK STAR LOOK. 193 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,600 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS IMPORTANT TO A BAND 194 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,600 BESIDES THE MUSIC. 195 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,200 IS ONE OF THEM DRESSING LIKE A CIRCUS MONKEY? 196 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,900 I THINK ZACK LOOKS COOL. 197 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,834 THANK YOU. 198 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:23,900 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HE LOOKS 199 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,600 IF MY SONG DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 200 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,233 [SCOFFS] WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR SILLY SONG? 201 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:29,367 SILLY SONG?! 202 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,500 JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 203 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,667 IS A SILLY SONG. 204 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:33,867 SCHOOL'S OUT IS AN ANTHEM 205 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:36,467 THAT SPEAKS TO GENERATIONS OF OUTCASTS-- 206 00:07:36,467 --> 00:07:37,900 GIVE IT A REST. 207 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,367 YOU REST ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE. 208 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,367 WOULD YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING? 209 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:41,967 WE ARE NOT FIGHTING, 210 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:44,400 WE'RE HAVING A CREATIVE DISCUSSION. 211 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,767 WE ARE TOO FIGHTING! 212 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:47,100 CREATIVE DISCUSSION. 213 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,000 FIGHT. DISCUSSION. 214 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,867 FIGHT. 215 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,567 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING A FIGHT 216 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:53,300 ABOUT IF YOU'RE HAVING A FIGHT. 217 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,100 TAPEWORM, HELP ME HERE. 218 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,900 I'M ON MY PUDDING BREAK. 219 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,867 BREAK OVER. 220 00:08:00,233 --> 00:08:03,000 YOU GOT PUDDING IN MY WHISTLE! 221 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,800 AND YOU GOT WHISTLE IN MY PUDDING. 222 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,600 I'M SICK OF YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR LACK OF DISCIPLINE. 223 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,700 WELL, WE'RE SICK OF YOUR BOSSY ATTITUDE. 224 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,734 FINE! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE MY BOSSY ATTITUDE AND MY SONG 225 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:16,133 AND FIND A BAND WHO APPRECIATES ME. 226 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:18,600 FINE! TAKE YOUR STUPID SONG. 227 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,867 WHAT'S STUPID IS YOUR OUTFIT! 228 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:28,100 HEY, THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 229 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:33,800 OK, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. 230 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,967 I HATE ZACK! 231 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:38,600 I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. 232 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,667 OK, WHAT HAPPENED? 233 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,934 I QUIT THE BAND. 234 00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:41,867 NO ONE WAS LISTENING TO ME, 235 00:08:41,867 --> 00:08:44,500 AND ALL ZACK CARED ABOUT WAS HOW HE LOOKED. 236 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,233 DID I MENTION I HATE HIM? 237 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,467 IT MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED OUT. 238 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:51,834 HONEY, WHEN YOU'RE IN A BAND WITH OTHER PEOPLE, 239 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:52,867 YOU HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER. 240 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,934 I AM. THEY'RE JUST NOT WORKING WITH ME. 241 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,400 THEY ALL SAY I'M TOO BOSSY. 242 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,900 DID I EVER TELL YOU WHEN I WAS IN BAND... YES. 243 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,000 AND HOW WE COULDN'T WORK TOGETHER 244 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,200 AND EVENTUALLY BROKE UP? 245 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,734 YES. AND THEN YOUR BOYFRIEND STOLE YOUR CAR 246 00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:06,667 AND RAN OFF WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. 247 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:10,000 WE DON'T NEED TO RELIVE THAT PART. 248 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,300 THE POINT IS YOU CAN'T ALWAYS QUIT 249 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,500 JUST 'CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T AGREE WITH YOU. 250 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,934 QUITTERS NEVER PROSPER. 251 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,667 I THOUGHT CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER. 252 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,033 WHAT HAPPENS TO QUITTERS? 253 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,800 QUITTERS NEVER WIN AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT. 254 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,900 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 255 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,867 SO YOU AGREE. 256 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,600 NO. 257 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,233 I'M RIGHT AND IT'S ALL ZACK'S FAULT. THANKS, MOM! 258 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,000 I--ACTUALLY... 259 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 WELL, I'LL TRY AGAIN LATER. 260 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,133 OK. FROM THE TOP. 261 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,900 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. 262 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:37,834 I HATE CODY! 263 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,200 AND WE'RE OFF. 264 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,100 LET ME GUESS. CODY'S ANNOYING YOU. 265 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,767 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAW MY NEW CLOTHES 266 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,300 AND DIDN'T FEEL THE MAGIC. 267 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,500 ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS HIS SONG. 268 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,867 HONEY, AS A SINGER, I HAVE TO SAY 269 00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:51,000 THAT WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC, 270 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,934 THE SONG IS KIND OF IMPORTANT. 271 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:53,567 REALLY? 272 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:54,667 AND HOW MANY DIFFERENT OUTFITS 273 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,767 HAVE YOU TRIED ON FOR YOUR SHOW TONIGHT? 274 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,567 [SIGHS] DID I EVER TELL YOU 275 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,800 ABOUT WHEN I WAS IN MY FIRST BAND? 276 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,367 YES. 277 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,567 AND HOW WE COULDN'T WORK TOGETHER 278 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:03,900 AND EVENTUALLY WE BROKE UP? 279 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,700 YES. AND THEN YOUR BOYFRIEND 280 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,567 STOLE YOUR CAR AND-- 281 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,033 YEAH, OK. 282 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,500 AND WHAT CAN YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THAT STORY? 283 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,500 YOU NEED TO PICK BETTER MEN? 284 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,700 AND? 285 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:21,367 THAT I WAS RIGHT AND IT'S ALL CODY'S FAULT! 286 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:22,000 THANKS, MOM. 287 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,500 YOU KNOW, I FEEL BETTER NOW. 288 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,667 I GOTTA GET BETTER STORIES. 289 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,600 Maddie and London: ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 290 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,734 ♪ STARING OUT THE WINDOW, THE RAIN FALLS HARD ♪ 291 00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:38,834 ♪ I CAN'T ESCAPE THE FEELING ♪ 292 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,734 ♪ OF DROWNING NOW ♪ 293 00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:41,867 ♪ BENEATH THE RIVER-- ♪ 294 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,900 ♪ CAUGHT IN THE POURING RAIN ♪ 295 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,667 ♪ OF TRUE-- ♪ 296 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:51,233 LONDON, YOU'RE A BACKGROUND SINGER. 297 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,800 BUT I DON'T LIKE BEING IN THE BACK. 298 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,200 IT'S JUST SO... 299 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,567 NOT THE FRONT. 300 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:59,400 YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY ISN'T WORKING FOR ME. 301 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,767 AWW. 302 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:01,600 WELL, THANKS FOR GIVING IT A TRY. 303 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,100 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO AT THE CONTEST. 304 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:06,100 NO, NO, NO. I WANT TO SING UP FRONT... 305 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,734 WITH YOU 306 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,467 WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE ME. 307 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,767 AFTER ALL, I SING GOOD. 308 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:13,200 NO, IT'S YOU SING WELL. 309 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,300 THANK YOU, MADDIE. 310 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,500 THEN IT'S SETTLED. 311 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,867 NO, IT'S NOT. 312 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,767 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SISTER. 313 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:20,967 YOU GOTTA KEEP LONDON HAPPY, 314 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:24,700 LIKE THE DOLPHIN WHO MERRILY SWIMS THROUGH THE OCEAN 315 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,200 AND BUYS THE OTHER DOLPHINS INSTRUMENTS. 316 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,133 I WILL NOT LET HER RUIN OUR CHANCES TO WIN. 317 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:34,400 DUDETTE, YOU'RE PINCHING MY SKIN. 318 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,834 SORRY. 319 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,934 BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. 320 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,700 WITH THIS DEMO, 321 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,100 I CAN BECOME A STAR 322 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,900 AND ONCE I'M A STAR, 323 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:47,233 I CAN PAY FOR LAW SCHOOL. 324 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:50,667 OK. 325 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,300 WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 326 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,600 WE LET LONDON STAND UP FRONT, 327 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,600 BUT WE TURN OFF HER MIKE SO NO ONE CAN HEAR HER. 328 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,934 WOW, I'M IMPRESSED. 329 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:01,300 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA, LANCE. 330 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,233 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 331 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,133 NO, WHAT? 332 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:07,367 I DON'T KNOW, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD. 333 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,100 HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE A SONG? 334 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,467 I'M ALMOST THERE. 335 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,233 WHAT RHYMES WITH "ORANGE"? 336 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:20,867 NOTHING. 337 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,834 EVERYBODY KNOWS NOTHING RHYMES WITH "ORANGE." 338 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:26,033 OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT... 339 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,033 NORANGE? 340 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:31,400 THANK YOU, DR. SEUSS. 341 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,300 ZACHARY. 342 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,000 CODERY. 343 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,900 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 344 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,033 GETTING MY SHEET MUSIC FOR MY BAND. 345 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,467 OH, YOU FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY 346 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,200 WHO RESPONDS TO A WHISTLE? 347 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,567 YES, AND THEY'RE AWESOME. 348 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,100 HURRY UP, CODY. 349 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,200 I'M READY TO ROCK OUT! 350 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,033 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT? 351 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,200 YOU LIKE IT? USED TO BE A LEAF BLOWER. 352 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,233 I CALL IT A SAX-A-BLOWER. 353 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,400 9, 10, 11! 354 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,600 [PLAYS OFF-KEY] 355 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:06,834 [LEAF BLOWER TURNS ON] 356 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,300 [TURNS OFF] 357 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,767 [COUGHS] 358 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,900 YOUR BAND IS ARWIN AND MURIEL? 359 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,500 DO YOU SEE HOW INSANE THIS WHOLE THING IS? 360 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,100 IT'S HIS FAULT! 361 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,834 NO, IT'S NOT! IT'S HIS FAULT! 362 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,967 IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULTS. THIS IS ONE BAND, 363 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,700 AND IT NEEDS ZACK'S STYLE 364 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,400 AND CODY'S SONG. 365 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,133 SO YOU TWO HURRY UP AND WORK IT OUT 366 00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:29,100 OR I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A PINATA. 367 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,100 BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR BAND? 368 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,467 IT'S BROKEN UP. 369 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,000 [SIGHS] 370 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,500 FIRST MOTHER AND THE BUTCHER AND NOW THIS. 371 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:41,400 [PLAYS TAPS] 372 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,867 [LEAF BLOWER TURNS ON] 373 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:46,867 [CRASH] 374 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,100 MAX, WE HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SET UP. 375 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,600 MURIEL, LET ZACK AND CODY OUT OF THE CLOSET 376 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,300 IN 10 MINUTES. 377 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:59,867 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO GET MY GROOVE THANG ON. 378 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,967 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 379 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:11,600 [HIGH-PITCHED, OFF-KEY] ♪ LA ♪ 380 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,200 BETTER AND BETTER EVERY DAY, LONDON. 381 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,300 THANK YOU. 382 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,900 BREAK A LEG... 383 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:21,900 THAT WAY SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET UP ONSTAGE. 384 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,000 OK, DID YOU TURN LONDON'S MICROPHONE OFF? 385 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,900 HEY, GREAT IDEA. 386 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,900 COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 387 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,834 DONE WHAT? 388 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,934 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE CUTE. 389 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,967 Zack: YOU KNOW, THIS STINKS. 390 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,100 WE COULD'VE WON THAT CONTEST 391 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,500 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN A JERK AND QUIT. 392 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,100 I QUIT BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A JERK. 393 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,834 YOU'RE THE JERK! NO, YOU'RE THE JERK! 394 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,200 MOM SAID I WAS RIGHT. 395 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,934 SHE SAID I WAS RIGHT. 396 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:53,233 MOM'S LOSING IT. 397 00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:56,500 AT LEAST WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. 398 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,767 LOOK, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT 399 00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,600 YOU WERE ACTING A LITTLE BOSSY. 400 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,867 I HAD TO BE BOSSY BECAUSE YOU WERE GOOFING OFF! 401 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,100 I WASN'T GOOFING OFF. 402 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,033 I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND OUR LOOK. 403 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:09,367 I WANTED US TO BE THE BEST BAND EVER. 404 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,600 SO DID I. 405 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,800 WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S 2 THINGS WE AGREE ON. 406 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,567 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: 407 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,600 IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF THIS CLOSET, 408 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,600 WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN THE CONTEST. 409 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,567 I AGREE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 410 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:20,200 I AGREE. 411 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,000 OK, STOP AGREEING. YOU'RE ANNOYING ME NOW. 412 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,900 WANT TO GET REALLY ANNOYED? 413 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,300 THE DOOR'S LOCKED! 414 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,600 Both: LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! 415 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,867 [SNORES] 416 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:39,667 [ROCK AND ROLL SONG ENDS] 417 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,600 Announcer: THAT WAS LAST YEAR'S RUNNER-UP, SCARLET SPIDER. 418 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,834 AND NOW, THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS CONTINUES 419 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:49,667 WITH THE TIPTON'S OWN WATERWORKS. 420 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:54,667 ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 421 00:15:55,967 --> 00:16:00,200 ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 422 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,133 [MOANING] 423 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,900 [SNORES] 424 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,967 OH, NO! 425 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:09,967 THEY'RE GONE! 426 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:12,300 THEY'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE, 427 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,900 AND THEY'RE HURTLING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE. 428 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,700 OR THEY CRAWLED THROUGH THAT VENT. 429 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:25,033 NOW LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 430 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:28,500 [PLAYS SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT] 431 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:37,200 [USES LEAF BLOWER] 432 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,967 AAH! 433 00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,100 AAH! 434 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,934 AAH! 435 00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:49,600 WHOA. 436 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,967 GOOD THING I LANDED ON YOU 437 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,967 OR THAT COULD'VE HURT. 438 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:57,667 YEAH. LUCKY YOU. 439 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,734 SO...YOU'RE BACK. 440 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:00,600 WELL, YOU CAN BEG ALL YOU WANT, 441 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,767 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR LOUSY BAND. 442 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,600 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME BE IN YOUR BAND! 443 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,834 SORRY, ARWIN, WE'RE ROCK SQUARED. 444 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,200 WE ALWAYS WILL BE. 445 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,800 AHH! I WISH I HAD A TWIN. 446 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,800 MAYBE I CAN MAKE ONE OUT OF THAT LEAF BLOWER. 447 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,500 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 448 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,967 BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA MISS THE CONTEST. 449 00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:24,600 MAYBE NOT. YOU'RE IN LUCK. 450 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,500 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO A TEST RUN 451 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,800 ON MY NEW JET-PROPELLED IN-LINE SKATES. 452 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,800 WOW, THAT IS LUCKY! 453 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,700 YEAH. OK. 454 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,033 I'M ALL RIGHT. 455 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,367 INCOMING! 456 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,600 3, 2, 1! 457 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,400 All: AAH! 458 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,300 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT, THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED ♪ 459 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,500 ♪ WON'T YOU TAKE CHANCES? ♪ 460 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:57,000 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT, ONLY ONE FOR ME ♪ 461 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,600 ♪ THE ONLY ONE ♪ 462 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:03,100 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT, ONLY ONE YOU NEED... ♪ 463 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,600 [NO AUDIO] 464 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:09,300 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT, ONLY ONE FOR ME ♪ 465 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:13,400 ♪ THE ONLY ONE ♪ 466 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,500 I NEED TO USE YOUR MIKE. 467 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,300 USE YOUR OWN MIKE. 468 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,767 MINE'S ISN'T WORKING. TOO BAD. 469 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,233 ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 470 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,000 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO SING, TOO. 471 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,967 NOT NOW. YES. 472 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:27,667 NO. ♪ ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 473 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,200 WHY NOT? 474 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,100 ♪ THE ONLY ONE, YEAH ♪ 475 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,834 'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOUSY SINGER! 476 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,734 [CROWD GASPS] 477 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,800 LONDON! 478 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,934 WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE NEXT 479 00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:48,667 AND ZACK AND CODY STILL AREN'T HERE. 480 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,834 WE'LL DO WHAT ALL GREAT ROCK STARS DO. 481 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,767 TRASH OUR HOTEL ROOM? 482 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,033 WE STALL. 483 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,367 LONDON. 484 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,967 LONDON. 485 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,000 I'M SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU UP THERE. 486 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,934 LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME IN THE BAND, 487 00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,200 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME 488 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,300 INSTEAD OF HUMILIATING ME 489 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,600 IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE? 490 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,100 BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR EQUIPMENT AWAY. 491 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,567 WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE. 492 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:14,400 REALLY? 493 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,200 OK, MAYBE I WOULD HAVE. 494 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:17,700 SEE? 495 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,567 BUT THEN YOU WOULD'VE COME TO ME WITH SOME SOB STORY 496 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:21,934 ABOUT HOW YOU NEEDED THE MONEY 497 00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:26,300 FOR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE...FOOD. 498 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,700 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU FROM THE BEGINNING 499 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,734 THAT YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SINGER. 500 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,100 A VERY WELL SINGER. 501 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:32,667 RIGHT. 502 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,900 AND THEN JUST DEALT WITH THE CONSEQUENCES, 503 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:39,000 WHICH WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AS PAINFUL AS THIS. 504 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,100 I'M SORRY, LONDON. 505 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,033 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 506 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,834 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 507 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,600 DADDY OWNS A COUPLE RECORD COMPANIES 508 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,233 AND WE COULD'VE MADE A CD ANYTIME. 509 00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:52,500 BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME WHAT A LOUSY SINGER I AM, 510 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,367 WHAT'S THE POINT? 511 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:58,467 BUT YOU WERE SO GOOD ON THE TANGERINE! 512 00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,200 YEAH. 513 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,500 WHY IS IT THAT YOU DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY 514 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,700 BUT YOU PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY? 515 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,734 [RIMSHOT] 516 00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:08,767 [CROWD GROANS] 517 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:11,500 WHAT IS THIS, AN AUDIENCE OR A JURY? 518 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,734 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 519 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:13,500 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 520 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,233 MAX, WHERE ARE ZACK AND CODY? 521 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:19,700 SOMEWHERE IN THE VENT SYSTEM. 522 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,600 GREAT. 523 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,233 'CAUSE A MOTHER NEEDS TO KNOW THESE THINGS. 524 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,700 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 525 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,300 THEY'RE SOMEWHERE IN THE VENTS. 526 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,133 LOOK OUT! 527 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,700 I WOULD IF I COULD! 528 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,300 I SAID IT WAS A TEST RUN! 529 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,967 AAH! AAH! 530 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,600 I THINK I FOUND THEM. 531 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,000 ZACK AND CODY IN THE HOUSE! 532 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,233 [APPLAUSE] 533 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,033 HELLO, BOSTON! 534 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,400 [CHEERING] 535 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,467 YEAH! 536 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,467 ♪ 1, 2, 3 ♪ 537 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,934 ♪ I MISSED THE BUS AS IT CAME AROUND ♪ 538 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,200 ♪ AND DURING GYM CLASS, MY PANTS FELL DOWN ♪ 539 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,467 ♪ LOOKED IN MY LOCKER, COULDN'T FIND MY BOOKS ♪ 540 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,967 ♪ AND NOW ALL THE TEACHERS GAVE ME DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 541 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,500 ♪ CAME AROUND WITH MY BACKPACK ON ♪ 542 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,600 ♪ THEN HITTIN' THE BOOKS... ♪ 543 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,033 ♪ I STARE AT THE CLOCK AND WAIT FOR THE BELL ♪ 544 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,367 ♪ IF IT DOESN'T RING SOON, I'M GONNA YELL ♪ 545 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,967 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 546 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,567 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT... ♪ 547 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:32,200 AAH! WHOO! 548 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:35,367 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT, PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS ♪ 549 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:36,367 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT ♪ 550 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,033 ♪ LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 551 00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:40,000 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT, GONNA LOSE CONTROL ♪ 552 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,300 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT, RECESS NEVER ENDS ♪ 553 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,000 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT, PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS ♪ 554 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,600 ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT! ♪ 555 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,600 [CHEERING] 556 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,300 Announcer: BY AUDIENCE REACTION, 557 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,967 THE WINNER IS... 558 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,233 ROCK SCARED! 559 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,600 THANK YOU, BOSTON! 37507

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