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HEY, COME ON, MAN.
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WE HAVE TO GO WORK
ON OUR SCIENCE PROJECT.
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I AM DOING SCIENCE.
LOOK, CENTRIFUGAL FORCE.
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MOSEBY,
NINA FRYBURGER JUST THREW
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THE MOST INCREDIBLE
BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A DOG.
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IVANA'S UPSET.
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OF COURSE SHE IS.
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LOOK AT THAT STUPID HAT
YOU PUT ON HER.
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CAT PERSON.
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SO, NOW I WANT A BIGGER,
BETTER PARTY FOR IVANA
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IN THE GRAND BALLROOM.
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HERE'S THE GUEST LIST.
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I WILL TAKE CARE
OF IT PERSONALLY.
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THANK YOU.
MM-HMM.
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MADDIE, TAKE CARE
OF IT PERSONALLY.
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NO ONE ELSE
WILL TOUCH IT?
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NOT WITH A 10-FOOT
POOPER-SCOOPER.
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OH, MR. MOSEBY,
YOU RECEIVE A FAX.
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THE TIPTON
HOTEL INSPECTOR
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IS ON THE WAY
FOR SURPRISE INSPECTION.
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BUT HOW CAN IT BE
A SURPRISE INSPECTION
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IF THEY SENT A FAX?
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BECAUSE THE FAX
CAME 2 WEEKS AGO
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AND I FORGOT
TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
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SURPRISE!
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FORTUNATELY FOR ALL OF US,
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MY HOTEL IS ALWAYS
IN TIPTOP TIPTON SHAPE,
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AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED
SINCE THE LAST INSPECTION.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT.
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[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
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♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪
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♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME
GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ IT'S YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪
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HEY, MURIEL, WHEN YOU WERE
CLEANING IN THERE,
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DID YOU SEE A $5.00 BILL?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THROWING THAT AWAY.
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IT WAS ON MY DRESSER.
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MY BAD.
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HIDE ME!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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MR. MOSEBY'S AFTER ME
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JUST 'CAUSE I WAS PLAYING
YO-YO IN THE LOBBY,
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AND IT MIGHT HAVE
LANDED IN HIS MUG.
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AND THEN?
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I RAN AFTER THAT.
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HE SCARES ME.
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MR. MOSEBY'S
JUST DOING HIS JOB.
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HE NEEDS TO KEEP
THIS HOTEL RUNNING SMOOTHLY,
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AND YOU TEND TO BE UNSMOOTH.
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YEAH, UNSMOOTH LIKE
WHEN MOM DOESN'T SHAVE
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HER LEGS FOR 2 WEEKS.
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AREN'T YOU TWO
SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING
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ON YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT?
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WE'VE ALREADY STARTED.
LOOK!
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[SQUEAKING]
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AAH!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
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WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THOSE RATS?
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SCIENCE.
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WE GOT THEM
FROM OUR SCHOOL.
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THIS IS BONNIE,
AND THAT'S CLYDE.
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THEY'RE OUR EXPERIMENT.
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WHICH IS WHAT?
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GIVING YOUR MOTHER
A HEART ATTACK?
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NO, ACTUALLY,
RAP MUSIC FOR BONNIE
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AND HEAVY METAL
FOR CLYDE,
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AND THEN CODY
WRITES DOWN
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A WHOLE BUNCH
OF SCIENTIFIC STUFF.
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YOU KNOW, BEHAVIORAL CHANGES,
LIKE EATING HABITS,
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MOOD SWINGS,
URINATION PATTERNS.
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EWW!
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WHY DOES IT HAVE
TO BE RATS?!
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TOO LATE NOW.
WE'VE BONDED.
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SWELL.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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I'M GOING TO TAKE
BONNIE AND CLYDE AWAY
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FROM WHERE WE EAT.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'LL GET IT.
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NO. WAIT.
WHAT IF IT'S MR. MOSEBY?
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I'M TOAST.
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COME IN.
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LOOK, MR. MOSEBY,
IF THIS IS ABOUT THE YO-YO,
THEN I'M--
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OH, PISH POSH.
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
YOU WERE JUST HAVING FUN,
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AND THAT'S WHAT BOYS DO,
ISN'T IT?
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THEY HAVE FUN.
HA HA HA!
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DID THAT YO-YO
BOUNCE OFF YOUR HEAD?
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NO. I'M FINE.
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I CAME UP HERE
TO OFFER YOU SCAMPS
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TICKETS TO TODAY'S
RED SOX GAME.
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IT'S A MATINEE.
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THE SOX GAME?
ALL RIGHT!
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AND YOUR SEATS ARE
JUST ABOVE THAT LITTLE HUT
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WHEREIN THE PLAYERS SPIT
AND SCRATCH THEMSELVES.
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HOLD ON.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG HERE.
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WHY DO YOU QUESTION
MY GENEROSITY?
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YEAH. WHY DO YOU QUESTION
HIS GENEROSITY?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU GO.
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I THINK I'LL
JUST STAY HERE
AND HANG OUT
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IN THE OLD LOBBY.
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WHERE'S MY MODEL ROCKET?
OH.
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NO!
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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THE HOTEL INSPECTOR
WILL BE ARRIVING SOON,
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AND IT WOULD BE MARVELOUS
IF YOU WEREN'T AROUND.
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I KNEW IT!
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WE'LL BE
NOT AROUND LONGER
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IF YOU THROW IN
A LITTLE MONEY
FOR DINNER.
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I LIKE LOBSTER.
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UH-HUH. OK, FINE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M TAKING CLYDE
TO THE GAME.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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IT'LL CONTAMINATE
THE EXPERIMENT.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
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WILL DO
TO HIS URINARY PATTERN?
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FINE, BUT THIS IS
WHY THEY LIKE ME MORE
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THAN THEY LIKE YOU.
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Carey: COME ON, GUYS!
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IF WE MAKE BATTING PRACTICE,
I MIGHT MEET A PLAYER!
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[SQUEAKING]
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OK, I'LL TAKE YOU,
BUT DON'T TELL CODY.
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[SQUEAKING]
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OH, SORRY, BONNIE.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'D WANT TO GO, TOO.
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HOW SEXIST OF ME.
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[SQUEAKS]
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WHEN IS THE HOTEL INSPECTOR
GOING TO BE HERE?
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ZACK AND CODY ARE GONNA
BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
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OH, DON'T WORRY,
MR. MOSEBY.
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PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS,
I AM GLUING DOWN THE VASE.
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SOON IT'LL BE TWINPROOF.
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I HAVE THE MOST
FANTASTIC IDEA
FOR IVANA'S PARTY.
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CANCELING IT?
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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I SAW THIS FABULOUS PAINTING
OF DOGS PLAYING POKER.
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[GASPS]
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IVANA WANTS A POKER PARTY.
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YOU DO KNOW THOSE DOGS
WEREN'T REALLY PLAYING POKER?
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IF THEY WEREN'T
PLAYING POKER,
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HOW DID THAT DALMATIAN
WIN ALL THE MONEY, HUH?
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POKER PARTY IT IS.
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OH, YES!
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OHH!
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THANK YOU, ESTEBAN.
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YOU CAN LET GO NOW.
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I WISH I COULD.
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THEY DON'T CALL IT
MEGA-GLUE FOR NOTHING.
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[SWEDISH ACCENT]
MR. MOSEBY?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
MAY I HELP YOU?
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[GERMAN ACCENT]
I AM ILSA SHIKELGRUBERMIGER,
THE TIPTON HOTEL INSPECTOR.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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WE WERE EXPECTING YOU
HOURS AGO.
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I GOT HELD UP
AT LOGAN AIRPORT.
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TRAFFIC?
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NO. THEIR WHOLE
LUGGAGE SYSTEM STINKS.
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I HAD TO REDO IT.
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WELCOME TO THE TIPTON.
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MR. MOSEBY, DO YOU REALIZE
YOU ARE WEARING A BELLHOP?
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VERY DROLL.
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IT GOES WITH
YOUR DEVASTATING GOOD LOOKS.
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ARE YOU STARING
AT MY BEAUTY MARK?
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YES.
NO.
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OH, WOULD YOU
STOP THAT?
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YES, SIR!
OW!
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LET GO!
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IF I COULD JUST--
LET ME--
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OOH, I LOVE THE VEST LOOK
ON YOU, SIR.
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BUT LIKE YOUR SLEEVES,
I AM OFF.
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MIGHT I EXPLAIN?
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HEY, MR. MOSEBY.
THE SOX WON 10 TO 9.
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AND MOM CAUGHT
A FOUL BALL.
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YEAH, APPARENTLY HEADS UP
MEANS HEADS DOWN.
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SO IS THE EVIL
HOTEL INSPECTOR GONE YET?
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NO. SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
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WHOA! WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR FACE?
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IT'S A BEAUTY MARK.
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BUT IT HAS A HAIR ON IT.
I MEAN--
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IT'S A GOOD THING
I DON'T HAVE TRIPLETS.
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I'VE RUN OUT OF HANDS.
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THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE TICKETS
TO THE GAME.
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YEAH, THANKS.
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WE KNOW THEY'RE USUALLY
FOR THE GUESTS,
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SO WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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OH, IGNORES GUEST NEEDS
FOR FRIENDS.
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THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS.
OH.
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IGNORES GUEST NEEDS
FOR STRANGERS.
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UGH!
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WHAT KIND
OF HOTEL MANAGER
ARE YOU?
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HE'S THE BEST.
HE'S NUMBER ONE.
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YEAH, LAST WEEK,
HE LET US COOK S'MORES
IN THE KITCHEN,
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AND THEN HE
PUT OUT THE FIRE
ALL BY HIMSELF.
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OK!
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MR. MOSEBY, I HAVE
BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES,
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AND I AM NOT IMPRESSED.
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I ASSURE YOU,
THERE WILL BE
NO MORE SURPRISES.
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AAH! RATS!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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STARTING NOW.
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MR. MOSEBY, IN MY 20 YEARS
AS A HOTEL INSPECTOR,
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO APPALLED.
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RATS IN THE LOBBY?
YEAH, BUT--
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DUT, DUT, DUT!
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I AM TAKING OVER
THE MANAGEMENT
OF THIS HOTEL
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UNTIL A REVIEW BOARD
ARRIVES TO MAKE
THEIR FINAL DECISION.
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YOUR TIPTON HOTEL KEYS.
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NOT HIS KEYS.
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YOUR GOLD-PLATED
TIPTON BADGE.
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NOT THE BADGE!
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YOUR TIPTON TIE.
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I FEEL COMPELLED
TO DISCLOSE
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THAT I AM WEARING CUSTOM-MADE
TIPTON BOXER SHORTS.
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DRY-CLEAN THEM
AND SEND THEM BACK.
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OH, POOR MR. MOSEBY.
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YEAH.
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BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS
THERE ARE 2 RATS DOWNSTAIRS
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AND WE HAVE
2 RATS UPSTAIRS?
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THEY ARE UPSTAIRS,
AREN'T THEY?
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WELL--
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OH!
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I MEAN, THEY WERE
IN MY POCKET WHEN WE
GOT BACK FROM THE GAME.
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THEY MUST'VE
SNUCK OUT WHEN WE GOT
TO THE HOTEL.
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00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,767
YOU RUINED
OUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.
236
00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:40,500
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
237
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,500
YOU MAY HAVE RUINED
MR. MOSEBY.
238
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,200
ZACK, YOU BETTER THINK
ABOUT YOU JUST DID.
239
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,900
YOU MAY HAVE COST
THE MAN HIS JOB.
240
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,700
HERE, BONNIE.
HERE, CLYDE.
241
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,233
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE WEEK.
242
00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:57,934
I DON'T THINK
THIS CHEESE IS WORKING.
243
00:09:57,934 --> 00:10:01,700
MURIEL, WHAT IS THIS?
244
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,467
MMM! GORGONZOLA.
245
00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:10,133
YOU WANT SOME?
THERE'S MORE
UNDER THE COUCH.
246
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,967
ESTEBAN!
YES, SIR.
247
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:14,900
MA'AM.
248
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,000
WHAT IS
THAT NONREGULATION PIN
249
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,600
YOU ARE WEARING
ON YOUR TIPTON UNIFORM?
250
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,100
IT BELONGED
TO MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER
251
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,467
WHO DIED FIGHTING FOR
MY COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE.
252
00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:27,000
HOW TOUCHING.
TAKE IT OFF.
253
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,367
I'M WATCHING YOU.
254
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,967
MAN, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D MISS MOSEBY.
255
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:34,100
YEAH,
SHE'S A REAL WITCH.
256
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:38,400
I'D LOVE TO VACUUM
OFF THAT MOLE.
257
00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:43,300
YOU THERE, CANDY GIRL.
258
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,100
MY NAME'S MADDIE.
259
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,967
JA, CANDY GIRL.
260
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:50,300
I SEE YOU
PUNCHED IN AT 4:01.
261
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,367
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE AT 4:00
262
00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,967
TO WORK ON LONDON'S
POOCHIE PARTY.
263
00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,600
SORRY.
264
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,100
4:00 MEANS 4:00.
265
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,467
I AM DOCKING YOU
FOR THAT MINUTE.
266
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,000
TH-THAT'S A DIME.
267
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,800
A DIME YOU'LL NEVER SEE!
268
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:07,934
MAN, GETTING
MR. MOSEBY SUSPENDED
269
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,400
WAS THE WORST THING
WE'VE EVER DONE.
270
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,600
AND BY "WE,"
YOU MEAN YOU?
271
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,800
NOW, I'M GONNA
GO OVER THERE
AND TALK TO HER.
272
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:20,133
IF THINGS DON'T GO WELL,
I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY YO-YO.
273
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:26,200
EXCUSE ME,
MISS SHIKEL-GEIGER COUNTER--
274
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,400
CLOSE ENOUGH.
WHAT?
275
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,300
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
276
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,400
NOTHING.
277
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,967
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT THE RAT THING
278
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,900
WAS NOT
MR. MOSEBY'S FAULT.
279
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,000
IT WAS MY FAULT.
280
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,367
WELL, THAT CHANGES THINGS.
REALLY?
281
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,500
NO!
282
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,567
A MANAGER IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING
283
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:52,100
THAT HAPPENS IN A HOTEL.
THE BUCK STOPS HERE.
284
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,834
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
I WANT THE TWO OF YOU
285
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:57,567
TO STOP COMING
IN THE FRONT ENTRANCE
WILLY-NILLY.
286
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:58,934
BUT MR. MOSEBY
ALWAYS LETS US--
287
00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:00,767
MR. MOSEBY DOESN'T
WORK HERE ANYMORE.
288
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,133
BUT WE NEED--
DUT, DUT, DUT!
289
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,967
END OF CONVERSATION.
290
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,000
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
291
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,100
IT'S BEEN 31 MINUTES.
THAT PIZZA IS FREE!
292
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,600
HELLO, MR. MOSEBY.
293
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,734
ZACK.
294
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:21,967
WOW, YOUR APARTMENT
IS DECORATED JUST LIKE
THE TIPTON LOBBY.
295
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,834
THERE WAS
A 2-FOR-1 SALE.
296
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,567
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
297
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,867
YOU GOTTA COME BACK,
MR. MOSEBY.
298
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,734
ILSA'S A NIGHTMARE.
299
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:31,934
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
300
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:33,500
BUT THERE IS NOTHING
THAT I CAN DO.
301
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,834
I'VE BEEN SUSPENDED.
302
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,400
NOW, I HOPE YOU
ENJOYED YOUR STAY
303
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400
AT THE MOSEBY APARTMENT.
304
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,967
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
305
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,900
THE TIPTON IS
YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
306
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:46,000
NOT NECESSARILY.
I HAVE OTHER INTERESTS.
307
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,233
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN
TO DRIVE THE BIG RIGS.
308
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:53,467
BREAKER, BREAKER,
PEDAL TO THE METAL!
309
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:55,467
BUT WE NEED YOU BACK,
AND I'LL PROMISE
310
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:58,734
I'LL NEVER BRING A RODENT
THROUGH THE LOBBY AGAIN.
311
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,100
THAT WAS YOU?
312
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,300
YES, AND I'M SORRY.
313
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,233
I'M TOTALLY, COMPLETELY,
ABSOLUTELY SORRY,
314
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,934
REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
315
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,767
THANK YOU FOR COMING UP HERE
AND TELLING ME THAT,
316
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,367
BUT IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I AM IN THE MIDDLE
317
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,600
OF A VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT.
318
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,233
THAT'S THE TIPTON.
319
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:21,800
MM-HMM.
1/100th SCALE.
320
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,734
WOW, YOU GOT
THE TIP JUST RIGHT.
321
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,934
DON'T...
322
00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:29,567
TOUCH THAT.
323
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,000
SORRY?
324
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,200
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
325
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,567
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
326
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,467
I WENT AND APOLOGIZED
TO MR. MOSEBY,
327
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,367
BUT THINGS STILL
AREN'T ANY BETTER.
328
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,834
WELL, IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU APOLOGIZED,
329
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:46,367
BUT THAT DOESN'T
ALWAYS FIX EVERYTHING.
330
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,233
THAT STINKS.
331
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,100
THAT'S LIFE.
332
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,834
SOMETIMES IT TAKES
MORE THAN JUST SAYING
YOU'RE SORRY.
333
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,300
TRY TO GET
SOME SLEEP, OK?
334
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,567
OK.
335
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,233
I LOVE YOU.
336
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,000
LOVE YOU, TOO.
337
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,800
[SQUEAKING]
338
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:10,133
BONNIE, CLYDE,
THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE BACK!
339
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:16,233
CODY, WAKE UP.
340
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:17,967
ARE WE MOVING AGAIN?
341
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:21,500
NO, LOOK WHO CAME BACK.
BONNIE AND CLYDE.
342
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,000
YES!
343
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,100
OH, THANK GOODNESS
WE FOUND THEM
344
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,100
BEFORE THE DOG PARTY.
345
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,000
THAT WOULD HAVE
BEEN A DISASTER.
346
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,300
YEAH, THE KIND THAT'LL
GET A MANAGER FIRED.
347
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,500
CODY, IT'S A BRILLIANT PLAN!
348
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,367
THANKS.
349
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:36,834
WHAT'S MY PLAN AGAIN?
350
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:39,600
HELLO?
351
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,934
IS THIS THE CAT
LOVERS SOCIETY?
352
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:44,033
IS THIS THE HEAD CAT?
353
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,600
WELL, YOU
AND YOUR ENTIRE GROUP
354
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,300
HAVE JUST WON A FREE WEEKEND
AT THE TIPTON HOTEL.
355
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,100
TH-THAT'S RIGHT.
356
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,100
BRING AS MANY KITTIES
AS YOU'D LIKE.
357
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,367
YEAH!
358
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:59,300
LOOK WHO'S BEEN ASSIGNED
TO A NEW ROOM.
359
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,600
EVERYBODY!
360
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,567
[ANGRY CHATTERING]
361
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,500
OH, BOY.
362
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,934
DUT, DUT, DUT, DUT!
363
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,600
PUT A LEDERHOSEN
IN IT, BLONDIE.
364
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,200
[BEEPING]
365
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,934
ESTEBAN, WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH THE COMPUTER?
366
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:17,000
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERY TIME
I PUSH A BUTTON,
367
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,667
I GET A PICTURE
OF A KOALA BEAR.
368
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,300
OOH, AND HE'S
DOING A DANCE!
369
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,834
LOOK HOW CUTE.
370
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,000
HAVE YOU TRIED
TO RESTART IT?
371
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,200
ONLY MR. MOSEBY KNOWS HOW.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
372
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,700
HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?
[WHIRS]
373
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,367
OH, YOU HAVE BROKEN IT.
374
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,800
OHH!
375
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:37,300
WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?
376
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,000
YOU'RE DISTURBING
IVANA'S PARTY.
377
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,800
THEY'RE PLAYING
SPIN THE MILK-BONE.
378
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,734
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR PETTY
PUPPY PROBLEMS.
379
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,967
GRR! GRR!
380
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,100
HA! YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
381
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,200
I ONCE BIT A SHARK.
382
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,467
LONDON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
383
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,367
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?
384
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,500
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE MAKING
385
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,300
BALLOON PEOPLE
FOR THE DOGS.
386
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,600
I'VE HAD IT!
2 OF YOUR GUESTS BIT ME,
387
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,967
AND ONE WENT TINKLE
ON MY LEG!
388
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:09,100
NO! DON'T MAKE ME
GO BACK IN THERE!
389
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,300
EXCUSE ME.
390
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:14,500
EXCUSE ME. WE'RE HERE
FOR THE CAT LOVERS CONVENTION.
391
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,200
THE WHAT?
392
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,600
WE WERE PROMISED
FREE ROOMS
393
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,000
AND COMPLIMENTARY
LITTER BOXES.
394
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
LET ME CHECK THAT
FOR YOU.
395
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,233
[CATS MEOWING]
396
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,667
I CAN'T SEEM
TO FIND IT.
397
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,200
PHASE ONE COMPLETE.
398
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,367
PHASE 2:
GET MOSEBY HERE.
399
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:32,200
[BEEPS]
400
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,667
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
401
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,133
TIPTON HO--
402
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,233
MOSEBY RESIDENCE.
403
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,834
MR. MOSEBY,
IT'S ZACK!
404
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,567
YOU GOTTA
GET OVER HERE.
405
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,100
THE PLACE IS
GOING CRAZY,
AND WE NEED YOU!
406
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,367
I'M SURE ILSA
CAN HANDLE IT.
407
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,867
OH, NO, THE WATER
IS UP TO MY NECK!
408
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,133
LOSING...AIR...FAST.
409
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,900
[GARGLES]
410
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,400
THERE'S WATER
IN MY HOTEL?
411
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:59,834
TAKE YOUR STICKING PAWS
OFF ME, YOU DIRTY APE!
412
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,100
THERE ARE APES
IN MY HOTEL?
413
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,667
HELP! THERE'S AN ANGRY MOB
RUNNING THROUGH THE LOBBY!
414
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:06,700
L-LOOK OUT!
415
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,834
[CANS CLANK]
416
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:12,500
THE TIPTON NEEDS ME.
I'M COMING, MAMA!
417
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,100
ON TO PHASE 3:
RELEASE THE RATS.
418
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,900
BONNIE, CLYDE,
WE'VE GONE OVER THE PLAN.
419
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,133
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
420
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:35,300
REMEMBER, WE'RE DOING
THIS FOR MOSEBY.
421
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,367
London: AAH!
422
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:43,767
[GUESTS SCREAMING]
423
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,734
[MEOWING]
424
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,300
[YOWLING]
425
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,233
[BARKING]
426
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,734
[GROWLS]
427
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,300
FOR THE LOVE OF SCHNITZEL.
428
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,900
THIS MAY BE
OUR BEST WORK EVER.
429
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,867
ONLY IF IT GETS
MOSEBY BACK.
430
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,100
MISS SHIKELGRUBERMIGER,
431
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,033
I AM MARTINO GUISTEFESTER.
432
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,834
AMBROSE LIPPENCOLLARMAN,
BOB SMITH.
433
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,367
OH!
434
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,734
FROM THE TIPTON
REVIEW BOARD.
435
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:36,000
IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU COULD COME BACK,
436
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,934
MM, NOT NOW?
437
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,600
[GROWLS]
438
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,233
GET THIS MANGY MUTT
OFF OF ME!
439
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,867
[INDIFFERENT]
STOP.
440
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:46,767
BAD DOG. NO.
441
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,100
[GROWLING]
442
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,700
GOOD GRACIOUS!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
443
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,300
PERFECT TIMING.
444
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,500
DOGS, HALT!
445
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,233
[BARKING STOPS]
446
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,800
WAIT! STOP! YOU FORGOT
YOUR DOGGY BAGS!
447
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,467
SIT.
448
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:09,967
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
449
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,300
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
450
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,700
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?
451
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,834
ALL OF YOUR COMPLAINTS
WILL BE HANDLED IMMEDIATELY.
452
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,800
AH, MR. TAKIMOTO.
453
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,967
[SPEAKS FRENCH],
MADEMOISELLE CHANTAL.
454
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:35,567
AH, MR. MOOMBASSA.
455
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,867
COOL.
456
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,600
Moseby: ESTEBAN!
457
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,133
YES, YOUR MAJESTY?
458
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,700
I WANT GIFT BASKETS
FOR EACH OF THESE
GUESTS IMMEDIATELY.
459
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,567
OH, AND SOME CATNIP
FOR OUR FELINE FRIENDS.
460
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:48,900
OH, FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
461
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,500
AND FOR YOU, BUBKES.
462
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,800
MR. MOSEBY, ON BEHALF
OF THE TIPTON REVIEW BOARD,
463
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,500
I MUST SAY
I AM VERY IMPRESSED.
464
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,800
WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.
465
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,567
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
466
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,734
I HAD EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
467
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,233
NOT FROM WHERE WE STAND.
468
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,033
I THINK THIS REVIEW IS DONE.
469
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,500
YOU OBVIOUSLY CANNOT
INSPIRE LOYALTY IN STAFF,
470
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,300
AND YOU CERTAINLY ARE
NOT FIT TO RUN A HOTEL.
471
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,400
THIS ISN'T A HOTEL!
472
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,767
THIS IS A CIRCUS
WITH DOGS
473
00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:19,000
AND CATS AND RATS
AND CLOWNS AND TWINS.
474
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,767
THE ONLY THING MISSING
IS A BEARDED LADY.
475
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,600
WATCH IT.
476
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:27,133
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE
OUT OF YOUR MIND
TO WORK HERE.
477
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,400
WELL, THEN CALL ME CRAZY.
478
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,200
MR. MOSEBY, PLEASE
CONTINUE YOUR FINE WORK.
479
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:38,367
MS. SHIKELGRUBERMIGER,
YOUR TIPTON KEYS,
480
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,767
YOUR NAMETAG,
AND YOUR PEN.
481
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,367
AAH!
482
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,033
NO HARD FEELINGS?
483
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:49,734
PSYCH!
484
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:52,033
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
MR. MOSEBY,
485
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,700
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
486
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:58,900
[ALL CHEERING]
487
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,600
DUT, DUT, DUT!
488
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,567
WAS ALL OF THIS
YOUR DOING?
489
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:07,500
IT WAS ZACK.
490
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,367
I'M SORRY, MR. MOSEBY.
491
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:10,867
SO, YOU ENGINEERED
THIS MAYHEM,
492
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:14,000
NEARLY
DESTROYING MY HOTEL
IN THE PROCESS?
493
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,300
YES, I DID.
494
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:19,500
I JUST HAVE
ONE THING TO SAY
TO YOU, YOUNG MAN.
495
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,700
THANK YOU.
496
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,233
MY PLEASURE.
497
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:28,500
HEY, HEY, I HELPED
DESTROY THE HOTEL, TOO.
498
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:34,300
YOU KNOW, BOYS, NEXT WEEK,
THE HEALTH INSPECTOR'S COMING.
499
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,500
YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW YORK?
500
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:40,200
THROW IN
YANKEES TICKETS,
AND WE'RE THERE.
501
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,500
OH, PLEASE.
502
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:49,100
I'M GONNA SEE YOUR BET...
503
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,367
AND RAISE YOU 2.
504
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:54,300
[DOGS WHIMPERING]
OH, HUSH UP.
505
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,500
PUT YOUR BONES IN
OR FOLD.
506
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,767
[WHIMPERS]
507
00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:01,834
HA HA HA!
ROLL OVER AND WEEP!
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