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- ♪ MTV ♪

- This season on the
Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens compete
in three brackets

for a chance to face off
in the finals

and win the grand prize
of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 1
competed in the first

of their three episodes.

For your first Tournament
of All Stars Maxi Challenge,

you need to perform
in the music video

"Winner Winner,
Chicken Dinner."

- Word.

Do you think there's gonna be
a--like, alliance situation?

It's giving melanin squad.
- Yeah.

You need sisters by your side

to help you get to the top.

- I have been
vibing with DeJa.

- MiMu.

Operation MiMu is
in full effect.

Miyake-Mugler, Miyake-Mugler.

- Aja.

- Your energy was
out of control.

- Irene the Alien.

- This is how you come
back to this competition.

- The top two All Stars
of the week are

Aja...

[suspenseful music]

And Irene.

- Yay.
- Yeah.

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.

Aja!
- Yes.

- You're a winner, winner,
chicken dinner.

Each week,
the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

You must give it away
to the All Star

you believe is the most
valuable queen of the week.

Choose wisely because
at the end of this bracket,

the three queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

- Wow.

Oh, lord, we got couches.

- Oh.
- Hey.

- A little different.
- Okay.

- Okay.
This is--

- Oh, I see already--
- Look out.

- I see it already, girl.

- These are the points.

- Week one is done.

And in two weeks, this group
of girls will be cut in half,

and only three of us are
making it to the next round.

That is scary.

- What does, like, MVQ mean
to you, like, in general?

Like, when you heard MVQ,
what was it giving?

- Well, see, my thing was,
it might not even be

who was the best
in the challenge.

It could be someone--
maybe they helped me.

Maybe they really motivated me.

Maybe they really inspired me,
you know?

- Most Valuable Queen is
delightfully loosely worded.

So I'm hoping that we can
really get on the same page

about how we divvy this out.

I would love a point, and I
do feel like I earned a point.

- Right.

- I feel like I got
a lot of praise.

It felt like, very much, they
were just like--singled out,

like, Bosco, you were great.

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Not great enough. Toodles.

So if I don't get a point,

I'm going to feel
some sort of way.

- So here's the thing
with these MVQ points.

Strategy and relationships
come into play.

You know, right now,
me and Bosco are kind of

becoming great friends.

And she turned it
in the challenge.

I could give it to her,
but if she wins next week,

she could be at the top
the scoreboard.

Is that really what I wanna do?

- The safest math bet is,
we all give each other one.

- Yeah, that was kind
of my first thought.

- That is the diplomatic,
like, pageant answer.

But what if I did
give my point away

to the winning queen
this week, Aja?

- Oh, oh.

- She is my sister
coming in here,

and obviously, we have
each other's back.

We're part of the
same ballroom house.

- Um, Olivia?

We're in an alliance.
Help your sister out.

- That was, like, literally,
not even in my, like,

thought process,
giving them more.

- Yeah.

- I think everything was
in my thought process.

The other girls
may not like it,

but Aja is my strongest
alliance here.

Yes, she just won three points,

but that also makes her
a strong contender

for the semifinals.

So if I give her the point,
I will then, effectively,

not be giving someone else
that is my competitor a point.

- Yes!

- Speaking of points,
those pins look real good.

Yes, ma'am.

- Aja is now our front runner.

- Okay.
- All eyes on Aja.

- Front runner.

- I just won
the motherfucking lip sync.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

$10,000 tip.

Ah! Mine. Thank you.

And with my three points,

I have stamped that, bitch,
I'm here to play

this motherfucking game.

- We were just discussing
these lovely pins.

- This is crazy right now.

- This is bananas.

- This is "Lord of the Flies,"
"Battle Royale."

- Have you made your decision?

- What would you do...

- If you were in our position?

- Look, I'm not gonna lie.

I did a really good job this
week, and I'm very proud of it.

And I would love more points.

If I had my way right now,

I'd be like, please give
the points to the person

that you think
was the best this week.

- You better campaign, bitch.

- Irene is being a giant
capitalist right now

and is trying to hoard
the wealth of these points.

But you got yours, baby,
you property owning cunt.

She doesn't own property.
She rents.

- I think I know
what I'm gonna do.

- Yeah?

- My point...

is gonna go to Phoenix.

- Yay!

- I've really bonded
with you, Diva.

I'm really excited
to see you back here.

Now you know how
this all works.

So I wanna see more.

Okay, open your mouth.
- Oh!

[laughter]

- Phoenix had nerves
and a little bit of fear

in the challenge, and I really
hope that she moves past that.

And I think she will
because she's a competitor.

- You know what?
I'm gonna just--

I'm gonna give you mine.

- Word.

- You--you were amazing.

- And this is not
just because we talked

about it for 20 minutes.

But she's my melanated sister,

and I gotta give it
to Ms. Olivia.

Those vocals were vocaling.

- Oh, I love you.

- This is going to you, honey.

- Thank you, sister.

- There you go, baby.

And I--I truly believe
that you deserve a point.

- If she doesn't give me
a point, I will flip tables.

I will flip people.

I will flip burgers because
it is late and I am hungry.

[tense music]

- I'm very happy to
give DeJa this point.

- Thank you, sister!

- Giving the points
away to each other?

This is such an Olivia Lux
a la season 13 move.

But I didn't
wanna push the agenda

and be seen as
a non-team player.

- We're world peace-ing
so fiercely right now,

and I'm so into it.

- All right, if we don't play
this same game when I'm safe,

I'm gonna be pissed.
- I know. Sorry, bitch.

Enjoy the endorphins...

- I know.
- For now, okay?

- I'm not surprised that Olivia
did not give me her point,

because, bitch,
I'm in the motherfucking lead.

And I know that Olivia is gonna
have my back when it counts.

That's all I care about.

Well, bitch,
you know what this means?

It's time to get out!
- Get out of this.

- Let's go.
- Oh, my God.

- I'm gonna be like,
thank you.

- This week was
a campfire jamboree,

Kumbaya, roasting s'mores.

- I'm really happy for you.
- Thank you.

- That's not gonna last.

- My divas, we're gonna
make sure that we

are carrying each other.

- Well, let's make it a thing.

- Right now,
everybody's a winner,

but I think we could be playing

a completely different game
next week.

- Top three.
- Bitch, that would be over.

- Let's do it.

- This is where
the allegiances,

the alliances,
the cloak and dagger,

the backstabbing
could really begin.

Could be fun.
[laughs]

[dramatic music]

- It's 40 inches.

- Synthetic, though, right?

[laughs]

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the
"Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge
Colman Domingo.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're back, baby!

- Come on, week two.

- And now we have points.

- Yes, bitch.

- Bad bitches only.

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and I can't believe
that after losing

so dramatically on season 15

that I have won
the very first challenge!

Bitches, I am here.

- Are you ready for
week two, girls?

- Welcome back, ladies.

- Hello.

- Well, it's the
first week down

and we only have three weeks,

which means we are about
33% done.

- You are so good at math.
- Quick math.

- Arrhythmia, algorithm.

- You're like Rain Woman
over here.

- I'm an algorithmist.

- What Zodiac is that?

- Ah!

- I'm calculus rising.

[laughter]

- We all have points
in the room right now.

- Yeah, everybody got
a participation point.

- Why you gotta
view it like that?

Not the participation points.

- She had one good day,
and now look at her.

- Oh.

- Ooh!

Irene just be
running her mouth.

I be like oh, my God.

- Aja, now's not the right
time to make a moment, baby.

Your paint looks crazy.

[laughter]

- But I do feel like she
did great in the challenge,

so I'm starting to
respect her and her craft.

You know, I guess if
I didn't win the lip sync,

maybe I'd feel differently.

- I personally feel like
I did a great job

and I'm really fucking happy
with what I did.

I think I was this close
to being in that top two.

I feel like they
were splitting hairs.

- I felt like they had the
X-Acto knife on the wig hair,

just slicing it
down the middle.

- Yeah.

- For that second place spot.

[siren wailing]

- Here we go.

- Yeah!
- Biggie!

- She done already done
had herses.

Ahoy, all stars.

All hands below deck.

And remember,
cruising is the new winning.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- So bon voyage, bitches.

- Toodle-oo.
- Bye.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey!

- Hello, Mother.

- Come on, Blue?
- Yes.

Nautical.
- ♪ In the navy ♪

[laughter]

- Good morning, All Stars.

all:
Good morning.

- To win this tournament,
you've gotta be able

to roll with the punches.

Oh, pit crew!

- Whoo!
- Oh.

- Oh, hello.

- Oh, we've got swimwear.

- Hello.

- Oh!

- Hi, Bruno.

- For today's Mini Challenge,

we're playing a little game
called Front Roll.

- Oh!

- Oh, wow.

- Your goal is
to roll softballs

up the tanned and brawny chests
of the pit crew.

- Ooh.

- The things we
put you through.

- I know. We suffer.

- But here's the catch.

No hands.

- Ooh!

- I feel like
I've done this before.

- Pit crew,
do you give consent?

In the end, whichever
pair rolls the softball

from their belly buttons
to their lips

in the least amount of time
wins.

And by lips, I mean these pair.

- Oh, got it.

- But I just bought mine.
- Oh, yes.

- First round, Bosco,
DeJa Skye, and Phoenix,

assume the position.

- Ooh.

- Have fun, divas.

- How you doing?

- [laughs]

[bell dings]

- Now, if the ball drops,
the queen must pick it up

and start all over again.

Ready, set, go.

- From the belly button.

- All right, roll down, and
we'll try to get it just here.

See if it can go.

- Oh, my God.

- Roll it down my leg.

- Oh, no!

- Oh, I know that's right.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, oh.
Winner, winner.

- Yes.
- We've got a winner over here.

- Oh!

- I've got years of experience
playing with balls,

so I'm not too surprised
at this point.

[laughs]

- Bosco, it's over--

- Not for me.
Shut up. Keep going.

[laughter]

[overlapping speech]

- You're insane.

- So Phoenix won,
but Bosco scored.

[laughter]

All right, round two.

Ready, set, begin.

- Not a great day
to wear a skirt.

Wait.
Hang on.

- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

They're going low, low.

- All right.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Hold up, now.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, Irene.

- Oh.

No!
- No!

- Okay, okay.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Use those titties.

Use those titties, Aja.

- I'm trying to use
my mommy milkers.

Like, bitch, I'm trying.

- Ooh.

- Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

- Oh, Irene. Irene got it.

- Are my teeth still there?

- All 72 of your teeth
are fine, baby.

- That means
Phoenix and Irene--

you are going to the finals.

- Yes.
- Okay, early-up sister.

- Yes.
- Assume the position.

- Hopefully my mom's not
gonna see this footage.

Sorry, Mom.

- Are you ready?

Are you set?

Go.

- Go! Get it!

Get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it!

- No hands, no elbows.

- [laughs]

- They are pros.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, all right,
Irene got it.

- Uh. What?

- Condragulations, Irene.

My goodness.

- Thank you.

Being a fast girl
really pays off

because you've won a cash tip.

$2,500, courtesy of
ThePack Underwear.

all:
Wow.

- I have a 100%
Mini Challenge record.

[laughter]

- My queens,
drag is not a crime.

But for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you are all suspects
in the mystery improv,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

[all cheering]

- El escándalo!

- Now, without a script,
you need to create

entertaint-ing characters.

But remember, anything you say

can and will be used against
you tomorrow on the main stage.

Now, I will leave you
with the case files

so you can pick your parts.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

- Yes!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- All right, y'all.
What we got here?

- Let's get into it.

- Murder on the Dance Floor.

- ♪ Ta-dun dun, dun ♪

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we're gonna be improving
in the whodunit

Murder on the Dance Floor.

- We do have
three other co-stars.

- Inspector Poussay,
played by RuPaul.

- Captain Shtooping,
played by Carson Kressley.

- And then Vichelle Misage,
played by Michelle Visage.

- Well, we have
a crime to solve.

How y'all wanna do this?

Should we just read out all
of the character descriptions?

- Yeah.

- Getting so close
to winning last week

was really bittersweet.

I need this week to be my week,

so I have to choose
the right role.

- I'm really feeling
Cherry Cheeks.

- Cherry Cheeks,
the party crasher.

- I'm feeling Ashley Brashley.

- I see that for you.

- I think playing a corpse
is very in your wheelhouse.

- Oh, my God.
I do it all the time.

- She has
an identical twin sister.

- Oh, it's a double role.

- Kind of psychotic.
I like it.

- Absolutely.

- Madam Bouffant,
the fortune teller,

the mysterious
dark lady at the party.

- I'm really feeling
Madame Bouffant

because I won an improv
challenge on my season,

but I also went home
on an acting comedy challenge.

- Your performance
is ginger ale.

We've seen it a lot now.

So it would have been really
fun to see you play somebody

dark and somebody evil.

- I really want to
do a character that

allows me to be...

[dramatically]
Over the top!

Madame Bouffant is dark
and mysterious,

something I haven't
shown before.

And I'm going to slay,
God damn it.

- I'm really feeling
Kitty Laveau.

She's kind of giving me
delusional Norma Desmond,

"Sunset Boulevard,"
old Hollywood starlet,

and has a glass eye.

So I've got this fucking
dialed in, baby.

- Do that one, diva.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Oh, hell yeah.

The kooky cabaret performer

who actually is
a terrible singer.

As far as, like, comedy goes,

there is a lot of meat
in that part

that I can absolutely
dig my teeth into.

- Anybody feeling Chardonnay
Harrington, the cougar?

- I mean, I kind of like her.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- I feel like DeJa
would be a cute cougar.

- Absolutely.

- Delphine Burgundy is the one
that's left, I think, right?

The victim's BFF
and maid of honor?

Ashley became rich
from a stolen

Burgundy family gumbo recipe.

- We can do that. Yeah.
- Are you sure?

- I just wanna make sure mine
had a Southern accent

because I can't hide
this thing.

[laughter]

- So does everybody just have
a role they like

and nobody is questioning that?

- We're not gonna
fight over it anyway?

- Can we pretend?
- I want Ashley Brashley.

- That's too fucking bad.

- Fuck you, bitch.
- No.

- I'm Ashley Brashley!
- I'm taking it no matter what.

- I wanna be Ashley Brashley!
- I'm Ashley Brashley!

[overlapping speech]

- If drag is a crime,
then lock me up.

- Oh!

- What I have to prove here is
that I understand the character

and that I can roll
with the punches

because last time I did
an improv challenge...

Oh, my God.

- What I got was a whiny brat,
and that is not the character.

- And not only did
I not understand--

- You sucked.

- [laughs] Yeah, pretty much.

- I love Aja, and we're just
really developing a kinship

and, like, a mutual respect.

- I might have not been
the worst that week,

but it was definitely--
you think I was?

- She gravitates
towards me, I think,

because she knows that when
she's spewing her bullshit,

I'll spew bullshit
right back at her.

- Why are you always
reading me, bitch?

- Because you're always
reading me, bitch.

- When did I read you?
- I don't know.

I'm not really
listening to you.

- When did I read you?

I am not famously known
for being

the improv queen
of "Drag Race."

I think I was afraid to make
a fool out of myself

because I had
looked at drag so much

as my baby trans identity
at the time,

where I was like, oh, no,
I just need to be this woman.

But now I'm like, girl,
the woman is fine.

Put on the clown hat. Let's go.

I would never do such
a thing to my sister.

How dare you?

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- Why do you have on the
Frank Sinatra fedora for this?

- Why are you worried?

- [laughs]

- I'm not worried,
just wondering.

- Listen, bitch, I need
to stay in the lead,

so it's like,
pedal to the metal.

Baby, come on, let's go.

The time has come for me
to make my grand exit.

- Bye.
- Kiss the hand.

- Toodles time.

- Actually, don't touch me.

- If she tripped right now,
I would die.

Do you like your character?

- [whispering]
I love my character.

- Yeah, the more
I'm reading more of mine--

- I'm really happy.
- Yeah, I like mine also.

My goal this week is
to just chill out...

- Yeah.

- Enjoy the moment, 'cause
my nerves just completely

took over the moment last week.

- Like, you're a professional.
You're a legend.

Like, you've been doing this
for a long time.

You are absolutely--

- Now you just
made me feel old.

- Well, a compliment--
- Watch your mouth, bitch.

- A compliment, a critique,
and then a compliment.

You know what I mean?

I had to get to the
next compliment.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You also have
a lot of work done.

- This bitch today--

I don't really have a history
of improv or acting experience.

We've arrived at
Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

And let's be real,
I can only go up

from my Queens in Space
performance.

- Ru is gonna be giving us each
a cross-examination.

So that's why I'm actually
so excited

to bounce ideas off of you,
because you clearly

understand how this works.
- Sure. [laughs]

An improv challenge is
definitely on my alley.

I did great at my
improv challenge.

Is this the audition
for AJ and the Queen?

So I'm going in confident?

Ish?

The only thing I'm a little bit
nervous about is,

I'm the flirtatious cougar,
and I love Detective Poussay.

- Is that what it says?
- Yes.

I have to seduce
the woman in charge?

I'm sorry, what?

Ru makes me nervous.

I'm not a seductress.

I'm a clown.

- Can you blink one eye?

- What if Ru
doesn't think I'm funny

because I can't wink or I
touched him inappropriately.

That's my character, Ru.

I'm sorry.

I'm spiraling,
and I'm spiraling down.

- My character is pretending
to be someone she's not,

so I think I'm actually
gonna do two accents.

- Yes.

- I need to take a big swing
every time I'm up to bat

because as a front runner,
I'm already

the last person
these girls are going

to give their MVQ points to.

So at this point, the only
way forward is to win.

- [in British accent]
Could I be, like,

a celebritante in the UK?
You know what I mean?

[in German accent]
All right, do you want to know

who I really am?

- Oh, is she from Transylvania?

- That would be German,
but yes.

- Oh, is it?
[laughs]

- [in Slavic accent]
Transylvanian would be

more like this.
- Oh, my God.

You are a character actor.

- I have never done
an improv challenge.

But I feel pretty
confident in my ability

to improv because
I do have a BFA

in playwriting and directing.

- First of all, I didn't
know the bitch had a BFA.

Miss Irene, the thespian.

So good luck, DeJa.

[in Southern accent]
There are the have-yachts

and the have-nots.

Is that Southern or no?
It's terrible.

- Well, it's getting there.

[in Southern accent]
My Southern accent

isn't incredible either.
- Right.

- Yeah, don't do that again.

- I know.
- Wow. Wow.

- Today we are getting
ready for our improv,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

- I saw that coming
in my crystal ball.

- Bet you didn't
see this, though.

- Uh-oh.

- Baby, we do not have a lot
of time to get into character.

However, I am pretty confident
that I'll be able

to deliver Madame Bouffant.

Girls, I see something
in my crystal ball.

[spooky music]

We're about to board the ship.

- Keep working on it, honey.

- [laughs]

- Damn, she didn't
see that coming.

[laughter]

- Can we get another vision?

- Holy shit.

- Bitch will be in the top two.

[laughter]

- Well, then you know
she's not psychic.

- Don't be a hater, Bosco.

Girl, this is lowkey, like,
setting off something for me.

Season 13, I felt like
I had trepidation in saying

or speaking up for myself.

I'm not doing it
this time around.

Bitch, I'ma stand up for me.

Baby, you're the one that's
not doing the Southern accent.

- Well, I get to have
a specific accent

because it says so right here.

- Work, diva.

- All right.

- You wanna throw daggers,
baby, let's do it.

- Okay, baby.

Let's hear your
Southern accent.

- I don't have to
have one either.

I ran away to the circus.

- I was giving
her encouragement

about how bad my Southern
accent was, so I'm the bitch.

- Yeah, but then you wanted
to throw something at me.

You said it.

- I didn't know we
were so sensitive.

- Huh? That I'm sensitive.

I'm calling it out.

Period.

Wait, what's
happening right here?

- It was a joke.

- Okay, work, diva.

Be funny and memorable
and joke around.

Work, diva.

- Mwah! Kisses, love.

- Uh, don't--don't do that.
Don't do the demeaning kisses.

Don't--don't do that.

- Okay.

I'm trying to prepare
for my character,

but I'm kind of having
a bad déjà vu moment

of how me and Lady Camden
fought the Rusical week.

I was in the bottom that week.

I don't need this right now.

- Let's just get ready
because the challenge

is being done today.

So I don't want y'all to--

because we gotta work together.

- Yeah.

- Put your energy
somewhere else.

- But what are
you hair spraying?

- I'm just being
the nosy neighbor.

- [laughs]

- She don't wanna talk,
and she wanna kiss

or whatever to end
the conversation

and not talk about it.

That's fine. I'm cool.

- Olivia, no.

We in the second week,
we halfway done.

Olivia, I need you
to catch up.

It's MiMu versus the world,

and you're over here
worried about comments?

- This nice Olivia
or whatever--

whatever anyone thought they
were gonna get with me,

I'm standing up for myself,
and I'm talking, okay?

It's not--it's not cute,
kind Olivia.

This is competition Olivia.

If you're not familiar
with it, hello.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- There are two
kinds of people,

the have-nots
and the have-yachts.

My new case brought me
to the "Delta Dawn,"

a yacht on Lake Pontchartrain,

to investigate a Murder
on the Dance Floor.

- Oh, my God, do you
think we should give him

mouth to mouth or something?

- Do something like this.

- Well--

- All right, all right.

Step away from the body.

May I introduce
my platonic friend

and pickleball partner,
Inspector Poussay?

- What do we have here,
Captain Shtooping?

- Well, the victim
is Ashley Brashley.

Poor dear--she was celebrating
a bachelorette party.

The only gift she got...

was murder.

- Ooh!

[inquisitive music]

- What is this?

- Well, it looks like
a half-eaten red herring to me.

- It smells like it too.

[overlapping speech]

- Ashley.

She's dead!

Which one of you monsters
murdered my twin sister?

[overlapping speech]

- Twin sister?

- Wow.
- Okay.

Everyone out except for her.

- Gladly.

- Go.

- All right, ladies.

Moving right along.

- Ooh, la, la.

You have lovely nails,
mademoiselle.

- Thanks.

I did them myself.

- The hairdresser
looked familiar,

but I couldn't quite
put my finger on it.

You are Mary Kate.

- Yes, I am Mary Kate,
Ashley's twin sister.

- Fraternal?
- No, identical.

You see it, right?
- Oh.

- She was so beautiful.

I mean, you have
to see something.

- So tell me about
your childhood.

- Well, me and my sister--
we grew up in the trenches

in New Orleans.

And Mama went to go join
the Freaky-Deaky Circus,

so we only had each other.

And I loved her
so badly, so much.

I just can't do
without her right now.

- What will you miss the most
about your sister?

- Well, I will have to say,
I will miss her beauty.

And she owned Colombo Gumbo,

the best gumbo place
in New Orleans.

- What is your gumbo recipe?

- I can't tell you,

'cause then I'ma
have to kill you, sir.

- Do you have any allergies?

- Well, my sister--

she had an allergy
to red herring,

but me, myself?
No.

Me? Never. I? No.

- Where were you
at the time of the murder?

- Sir, this is nice and all,
but I have to go soon.

- Where do you have to go?

- I have to go check
on the business.

- But you are not
running the business.

Your sister runs the business.

- My sister is dead.

That's why we're
here investigating.

- I see that you're
getting a little upset,

prematurely, aren't you?

[dramatic music]

- Did I mention
my sister was beautiful?

- Mary Kate loved her sister.

But I couldn't help thinking
that something smelled fishy.

State your name for me.

- Delphine Bur-"gon"-dy.

- Burgundy, Burgundy.

- Bur-"gon"-dy.
- Bur-"gon"-dy.

Is it from the famous family
who has the gumbo?

- Ah, the recipe was stolen.

- Who is this thief?

- Um...
- Who is this thief?

- [stammering] I'm not--
- Who is this thief?

- I'm not sure.
- Who is this thief?

- Okay, I hate her!

Ashley stole
my grandmother's recipe.

- What is this?

- We were childhood friends.

Mary Kate and Ashley,
they came and lived with us

after her crazy-ass mother
ran to the circus.

- Your friend stole the recipe.

- She put us out of business.

- And what did your grandmother
do for work after this?

- She sold her pussy.

- How much did she sell it for?

- Oh, Grandma, I'm sorry.
A dollar.

- A dollar?
- A dollar.

- For Grandma's pussy.

Walk me through your anger.

- Think about
having everything.

And then all of a sudden,
you lose it all

because of one
greedy little bitch.

- This will give you motive
to kill her, no?

- No, I didn't kill her.

I'm not going to jail.

Wait.

Could I sell pussy in jail?

- Delphine is like
a pot of gumbo.

You don't know
what the hell is in there.

What is your name?

- Why,
it's Chardonnay Harrington,

the richest bitch
in New Orleans.

- Chardonnay, after the wine.

- I do drink a lot.

- Oh, okay.
What is your favorite drink?

- Something tall, dark, slim.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I love a little mustache.

- So you are
the sister of the groom.

- That's my baby brother.

This means that I don't just
let him go off with anyone,

like that little tramp.

- So you were not happy
with the bride.

- I'm open to welcoming
anyone, Mr. Poussay.

But for some reason,
she reeked of gumbo,

and I didn't like that.

Do you mind if I get
a little more comfortable?

- Sure. Be my guest.

- Things are heating up,
if you will.

- Okay.

What is this brother's name?

- He is Harry Harrington.

- Do you have a picture?

- Oh, I do, Mr. Poussay.

I don't know what
happened there--

Jesus.

- Madam. Madam.

Please.
- Oh. Oh.

Control your pussy.

- Sorry, sorry.

I think it's the drink.

- How many have
you had tonight?

- Eight inches.

I mean, glasses.

- Chardonnay. Mmm.

She puts the easy in Big Easy.

All right,
just a few questions.

What is your name?

- Kitty Laveau.

- Kitty Laveau, the singer.

- I don't know why I'm here.

My manager keeps on booking me
for these chicken shit gigs,

surrounded by all these
10-piece Chicken McNobodies.

- Kitty--is this
short for something?

- Kittoris.

- I'm gonna write
this down just in case

I want to remember this name.

I love the Kittoris.

What is your repertoire,
Miss Kitty Laveau?

- I am a cabaret singer.

- Can you sing
something for me?

- Oh, I would love to.

[raspily]
♪ Oh, when the Saints ♪

♪ Go march ♪

[whispering]
♪ Ing in ♪

- Marvelous.
- Oh, thank you.

And all the opportunities
I've had in my life,

this is, by far,
the most recent.

- How did you meet Ashley?

- Fuck.

I have to confess,
we used to be best friends.

- Ah.

- When we were kids, we were
playing cops and robbers.

- Yes?

- And she shot
my fucking eye out.

This one.
I lost this one to glaucoma.

- Oh, I see.
- This is a glass eye.

I am blind.

♪ ♪

Why are you laughing at me?

- I'm not laughing at you.

I'm laughing at life.

So you had your eye
put out by the victim,

but you did not kill her.

- No, I couldn't find the
damn bitch 'cause I can't see.

- I want to believe her,

but I didn't like the way
her eye

followed me around the room.

What is your name?

- Well, I'm Miss
Cherry Cheeks, darling.

- How do you know the--
the bride?

- I was invited
by Mr. [mumbles].

And then he was told to
come by Mrs. [mumbles].

- Well, I did check
the guest list,

and your name does not appear.

- I do believe I was his,
perhaps a plus-1

or maybe a plus-2.

- Well, there are certain
things you have not disclosed.

I want to hear about who
you have been married to.

- I've had many husbands
over the years.

Which one, specifically,
are you referring to?

- Harry Harrington.

- Well, I--

♪ ♪

[in lower voice] Well, aren't
you a clever bear, Mr. Poussay?

- Yes. Ah.

- Well, yes, I admit

I am the former Mrs. Harry
Harrington, the first,

before that Jezebel
stole him away from me.

But I don't see
what that has to do

with that poor girl's murder.

- Well, it is a perfect motive.

- Perhaps when
I came here tonight,

I had intended on exacting some
form of revenge on that girl.

But I found her
body on the floor

and realized somebody else
done already done had theirses.

- Hmm.

Like I always say,
revenge is a dish

best served Cajun-style.

Please state your name.

- I am the eccentric
Madame Bouffant.

They gave me that name,
Bouffant,

because I used to wear my hair
up all nice at the circus.

That's another story.

- Wait, stop.
Did you say circus?

- Well, I said no such thing.

I think you're hearing things.

- Ah, you performed
in the circus.

- I don't know what
you're talking about.

I just look in this
crystal ball here.

- What did she say?

- Mirror, mirror, crystal ball,

tell Poussay...

it all.

Let me see.

- I can see right through you.

- This thing--
just wait one second.

I think it's not, uh,
hooked up to the Wi-Fi.

Does anyone have
the Wi-Fi password for this?

I just--

- You can stop the charade.

You are actually
the mother of the twins.

You ran away to the circus.

- I did run away to the circus.

And the circus always loved me.

The crowds would cheer.

I was the premier
fortune teller.

Ooh, and the men--

ooh, I ran through
that cast of clowns.

- Why did you really come here?

- I came here to see my
daughter before the big day.

- To kill her?

- I would never
do such a thing.

I might be dark.

I might be mysterious.

And I might be Black.

But that has nothing
to do with this murder.

- The only thing stronger than
a mother's love is murder.

I brought you all
together to reveal

who murdered Ashley Brashley.

[tense music]

Chardonnay Harrington,
you had a motive,

but you couldn't
have killed Ashley.

There's security footage
of you passed out drunk

at the time of the murder.

Next, Kitty Laveau,
you, too, had a motive.

But witnesses saw
you performing

your ghastly cabaret number
at the time of the murder.

- [raspily]
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

- Which leads us to Cherry
Cheeks, the jealous ex-wife.

All those fillers have gone
to your brain,

rendering you deranged
but harmless.

Next, Madame Bouffant--

you may be a bad mother
and a bad fortune teller,

but you are no murderer.

You truly loved your daughters.

- Oh, my God, you're my mama?

- That leaves us
with Delphine Burgundy.

You spiked Ashley's blended
punch with red herring.

But Ashley did not die
of her red herring allergy.

In fact,
Ashley did not die at all.

Isn't that right, Mary Kate?

Or should I say,
Ashley Brashley?

[all gasping]

- What exactly
are you saying, sir?

- This is not Ashley
who is dead.

It's Mary Kate.

Ashley set up this whole event

to kill her
identical twin sister

then steal her identity
so she can walk away

from her overwhelming
gambling debt.

- [gasps] No.

- You have no proof.

- All right,
if you are not Ashley,

then eat this red herring.

- [screams] Get that fish
away from my face.

- Ha, ha!
Exactly as I suspected.

The red herring
is a red herring.

- You've got me, copper.

- And Ashley, you might
have pulled it off,

except by the time you came
to kill your sister,

she was already dead.

[all gasp]

Because the real killer...

♪ ♪

Is...

The hair dresser.

Or should I say, lady gangster
in hiding, Michelle Visage.

- What?

- My platonic friend,
Captain Shtooping,

overheard you having
a heated argument with Ashley.

Ashley was threatening
to expose your true identity.

- No weapon, no crime.

- Ha, ha, ha!

Let me present exhibit A,

an arsenic-tinged fingernail.

- Ugh.

- I found it
in the victim's scalp.

It matches
the missing fingernail

on Michelle's right hand.

You poisoned the victim
while styling her hair.

- Inspector,
your poussay is on fire.

- Ooh.

Book 'em, Captain.
- Ooh.

- You can fool some of
the people some of the time,

but you cannot
fool the Poussay.

[laughs]

Now, let the music play.
- Music?

- ♪ A little bit of love
goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up
to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- Croon.
[laughs]

[clacking]

- Weirdos.
- Round one!

[laughter]

- Yeah, you guys
look sickening.

- We just slayed the
murder mystery thriller,

Murder on the Dance Floor.

Oh, sister, honey, you better
bet your house down boots.

I'm just, like,
so bad at drag queen talk.

It just is not in me.

I have, like,
cutting bitch talk, though,

which has similar origins,
which allows me to communicate

with the locals.

How are we feeling, divas?

- It was cute.

I think yesterday, I was, like,
a lot more relaxed

and just kind of
took in the moment.

I mean, how many people get
an opportunity to just...

- Shoot the shit
with RuPaul.

- Improv with RuPaul?

- Yeah.
- How was yours?

- I'm feeling
reasonably confident.

I had, like, what I feel
was a really good showing.

I, like, got her to drop
character from having to laugh.

- Oh, that's great.

- And that feels
really, really good.

- Wait, wait, wait.
Go over there.

[upbeat music]

- Whoa!

- Wow, you suck.

- I'm obsessed with Irene.

I love when a bitch
has something to prove

and comes back and does it.

People are definitely
gonna feel more now

this week like
crabs in a bucket.

Everybody's gonna be
wanting to claw to the top,

and we're at the top,

I have a class system that
I'm applying to my alliances.

Of course,
at the diamond class,

I have MiMu with Olivia Lux.

The Melanation Station with
DeJa is the platinum alliance.

And now I need to find out
who's my gold.

- In the MVQ ceremony,
the other girls

are going to not want
to give us points

because we're
already in the lead.

So I think that
if you and I are both safe,

it is in both of our
best interests to--

if you scratch my back,
I scratch yours.

You know what I mean?
- Mm.

Okay.
- Okay.

- Yeah.

- This conversation
never happened.

- New week, new alliance.

Baby messy boots.

[laughs]

Listen, we only
got three weeks,

so I'm being very...

cutthroat?
Reckless?

Maybe I'm speeding at 191
down a freeway of 52?

I don't know, girl.
I'm just going straight for it.

- DeJa, how do you feel
you did yesterday?

- Terrible.
- Really?

- I really feel like I bombed--

like, I had never felt
this low, even in season 14.

I was just too much in my head.

- Gonna ask you this.
- Uh-huh?

- As someone who applies
tons of pressure on myself,

you know what I mean?
- Yes.

- So do you feel that, like,

you were putting an abnormal
amount of pressure on yourself?

- Yes.

- And that you're not living
in what actually happened.

- I don't know.

- I can tell DeJa's in
a bad place in her head.

That was me last week,
so I do feel for her.

- I just constantly feel
like I'm not good enough.

- But you are.

- I just don't know
where it stems from.

I don't know where
it comes from.

I don't know why
I can't let myself

just be happy for myself.

For some reason, I just care
too much what people think.

- We do drag.

We perform.

So we do look for this.

And we enjoy the spotlight.

That's why we do what we do.

But, like, you have to
learn when to separate that

and then cut that off.
- Yeah.

- Like, you know it's gonna
get in the way of your

amazing talents that
you offer to the world.

You're here for a reason.

But, like, you have to believe

that you are great
at what you do.

- And until you do, know that
your sisters see it for you.

Like, if you can't find
it in yourself quite yet,

we got it here for you.
- Yep.

- I love you.

- We're really happy
that you're here.

- What up, MiMu?

- We both apologized to each
other, and that is that.

- This might not have
been the best timing

to make stupid little
cutting remarks,

so I'm sorry about that.

- I appreciate that,
and I thank you for--

for sharing that.

I have not gotten a chance yet
to stand up for myself here,

but this is not
the way to do it.

And I'm so sorry.

- I love you.

- I'm not letting that
get in the way

of my game and what I am doing.

I want to fucking win.

I'm confident in what I did.

- I love that.

- You know what?

We haven't had a game plan
meeting in a minute.

- Okay, so what's
the game plan?

- What will happen if
you get the opportunity

to give an MVQ point?

- To be honest with you,
I don't know

where it's gonna go.

[soft tense music]

- We have the
Melanation Station with DeJa.

Do you see yourself giving away
an MVQ point

to somebody else
other than, like, us?

- I mean, it really just
depends on the circumstances.

Like, it depends--like, what
if you and DeJa are on the top?

You know, am I
supposed to just give

one of y'all my points still?

- Even though you were
in the top last week,

I either wanted to give
my point to you or DeJa.

Even though you won, my loyalty
lies with my alliances.

Now, I thought Operation MiMu
and Melanation Station--

we got each other's backs.

But let's just say I don't
know if Aja and I

are playing
out of the same playbook.

- You have to be really
smart with how you do this.

You gotta be playing
the game of mathematics.

- Girl, make it make sense.

Is this what we're doing,
or is it not?

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

- Come on, Tanzanite.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race:

Tournament of All Stars."

She's a real killer-diller,
it's Michelle Visage.

- More like Phyllis Diller. Ha!

- [laughs]

Oh, Captain, my captain,
it's Carson Kressley.

- Hello, I have great news, Ru.

I'm gonna be on the next season
of "Below Dick."

- You mean "Below Deck?"

- I don't know what that is.

[laughter]

- And our extra special
guest judge,

the euphoric Colman Domingo.

Colman, now, you've played
some iconic men.

- Yes, but also,
back in my days

on the "Big Gay Sketch Show,"
I played some iconic women,

including you, Ru.
- Ooh.

- Like I said,
you've played some iconic men.

[laughter]

- This week,
we challenged our queens

to improv their way through
a murder on the dance floor.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Coming and Going,

a design that looks one way
from the front

and another way from the back.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best
drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is Coming and Going.

Up first, Olivia Lux.

Ooh.

Cooter sings the blues.

[laughter]

- I'm coming at you
in a vintage

Billie Holiday-inspired
ensemble.

Then when I turn around,
a garden of gardenias,

starting from the hair,
all the way down

to that motherfucking train.

10s across the board, bitch.

- Gardenia?
I don't even know ya.

[laughter]

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- Vote blue, everybody.

- I look like Sarah Palin
on steroids.

I've got my red power suit
that lets you know

I think poor people
should pay all the taxes.

- Oh, it's an alien.

- That all make sense now.

- I'm an alien invasion robot

sent here to infiltrate
American politics

and ruin our society.

- Martian, Martian, Martian.

- [laughs]

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

♪ Star, baby ♪

Up next, Bosco.

- Oh, dear.
Bosco looks a little stiff.

[laughter]

- Dearly beloved,
we have gathered here today

to serve cunt.

I'm coming out
in a cinched coffin.

Twists around to reveal

the Queen of the Night
herself.

- Hey, Bosco, how's your head?

[laughter]

- I am giving you Lydia Deetz
dressed as Elvira

styled by Amanda Lepore.

You simply cannot take this.

- If your coffin's not cinched,
you're not doing drag.

- Whenever you're ready, Ru.

- I'm right about there.

- All right, I'm gonna
leave it for you, okay?

Mwah! Love you, Mother.

- [laughs]

Up next, DeJa Skye.

- How much for one Afro puff?

[laughter]

- For this runway, I wanted
to give a floral goddess,

because I am a goddess.

And when I turn around,
my lordis

is on fire.

- You should see
a doctor for that.

[laughter]

- It is prolapsed.

- Origami mommy.

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

Up next, Phoenix.

- I call this piece
Weathering the Storm.

I've got a couple different
shades of dark-colored tulle.

I've got my windswept hair.

So then when I turn around,
I have this beautiful

rhinestone sun on my back.

- Hello, Sunshine.

- This is dark and gloomy

but also glamorous
for the runway.

- If you don't like
the weather, wait a minute.

- [laughs]

Up next, it's Aja.

- Golden child or golden
showers, you be the judge.

- My outfit is inspired
by 1920s art deco

and by my spirituality.

And I'm letting
these bitches know

I got my third eye on them.

- Oh, so that's where
her third eye is.

- Yeah.

- I thought it was
a little higher.

- The front is giving
Oshun-inspired African sun.

And the back is giving
very Venetian moon.

- ♪ I've written
a letter to Daddy ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, Tournament of All Star
rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

who will each receive
two points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 plus one extra point.

Remember, at the end
of this first bracket,

the three queens
with the most points

will continue
to our semifinals.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Olivia Lux.

- This is spectacular.

It is high drag,
but it still has

a bit of a sense of humor
with that microphone cord

giving kind of
a Schiaparelli vibe.

- In Murder on the Dance Floor,

it was really fun
to see you in a character

that you wouldn't
normally play.

However, you definitely
could have pushed it further.

- Next time you approach
a character like that,

find a complicated emotion.

I think if you leaned
into the grief,

you would have had more highs
and lows in your performance.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Irene the Alien.

- AKA Cherry Cheeks.

That is very appropriate
because my cheeks

are killing me
from laughing and smiling

because your performance
was so delightful.

You were so confident.
You were so prepared.

- And then when you mic
dropped with the voice change,

I lost my mind.

- [in lower voice] Well, aren't
you a clever bear, Mr. Poussay?

- It's a very smart move
from you.

It was fun volleying
with you too.

- I had fun with you as well.

- Tonight on the runway, it's
saying so much politically.

It's so smart,
yet it's so drag.

And it just shows us
how clever you are.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Bosco.

- Your Kitty Laveau was
absolutely extraordinary.

Things were just coming
right off the cuff,

and they were
brilliant each time.

- The eye patch,
then lifting the eye patch,

and then saying that you
were blind in the other eye

and you really couldn't see.
I mean, it's all--

- So good.

- So stupid
and ridiculous, Bosco.

- This look--I'm totally
pre-ordering a casket

like this for my funeral.

It is so flattering.

I'm getting one.

- Now, listen, Elvira,
come on, come on.

- Pandering. Sorry.

- I think you're cheating

because you know
how much we love her.

[laughs]

Up next, DeJa Skye.

This is really gorgeous.

I could see it
at the Moulin Rouge

or some Josephine Baker
tribute.

- Yes.

- A big part of improv
is not talking, it's listening.

You listened to Ru,
and it allowed you

to have good moments
and a connection,

which showed in the scene.

- I had fun with you.
- Oh, good.

- I love the fact that you
were willing to go there.

You were doing all
these wild things.

You know, it just shows
that you down to play.

Let's do it.

- I was so in my head,
if I'm being 1,000% honest

because I am my worst critic.

And for some reason, I didn't
really grasp the concept

that I was doing well.

- Usually, when that happens,

it's because there's a part
of you that really

gets off on that process.

For most of us,
it feels like home, you know?

- Right.
- It's like, leave home.

- Right.
- Leave home.

And I think you did
a fantastic job.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Phoenix.

- You're just such a joy.

And it was really fun
just seeing you be back

and be here and be present.

I enjoyed that.
- Thank you.

- You were giving me
Delta Burke.

I just wanted you
to up the stakes a bit more

and find more range.

- Okay.
- This look--really fun.

I love the idea that you're
giving us stormy weather

in the front, and then you're
giving us, like,

a new day is dawning
in the back.

I think I like the front
better than the back.

- You like the front
better than the back.

I thought I'd never...

[laughter]

- Hear you say those words.

- Yeah, I don't
think I ever have.

- This outfit is a lot of fun.

Who's responsible for it?

- This took a few people
to make.

This is an outfit
that means a lot to me.

I lost my sister to COVID.

And it was...

[somber music]

Literally the worst
moment of my life.

I was in the room when
they cut her monitors off,

and it's something that just--
I deal with every single day.

You know, people kept
telling me, just hang in there.

You will see
the sunlight again.

Weather the storm.

And one of the positive things
that I got out of it was,

it made me
want more out of life.

And it made me wanna
come to "All Stars."

And that was
the purpose of this.

♪ ♪

- So this is for her.

- This is for her.

- Thank you, Phoenix.

Up next, Aja.

- I think there's a lot
of stuff going on in this,

but I mean, it works.

- I'm getting Carnival.

It's an outfit that took me
from daytime at Carnival

in Rio to nighttime.

So I thought it was beautiful.

- You had a lot of heavy
lifting in the acting challenge

because you were
playing two roles.

And I thought you brought
a lot of energy and vitality.

Every time you had a moment,

you kind of burst
into the scene.

I think in the actual
one-on-one, maybe a little bit

more back and forth and peaks
and valleys would have helped.

- You literally stole
the show as the corpse.

[laughter]

- Well, I've heard that before.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage,
if you can.

[laughter]

[engine starts and revs]

Okay, just between us
squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.

- If we're talking
about telling stories,

Irene was an auteur tonight.

In the improv, I was riveted

by the character choices
that she made.

- And then pulling out
that old murder mystery trope

of the person who breaks
character and lets it all out.

That's brilliant.

Very smart.

- Cherry Cheeks just gave you
more and more and more.

- DeJa Skye, as her character
Chardonnay Harrington,

it was a great performance.

- I'm proud of DeJa.
She was there.

She was giving it
back and forth.

- It's interesting with DeJa

because we're experiencing
a new DeJa.

And DeJa is
experiencing a new DeJa.

I think she's trying to find
her footing with her new body,

her new outlook.

But I did have fun with her.

- As Kitty Laveau, Bosco did
something really unique.

Bosco said, "Yes and,"
was leaning forward.

Impeccable timing--
like, Lucille Ball timing.

- I had so much fun with Bosco.

She had me cracking up
within the improv.

- She, too, is another
really smart one

who has tons of references
and knows exactly

what she wants to bring
each time.

- All right. Silence.

I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Murder on
the Dance Floor performances

and your Coming and Going
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

And the top two
All Stars of the week are...

♪ ♪

Irene the Alien...

♪ ♪

And Bosco.

- Yay.

- Work, bitch!

[applause]

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points,

which means you're both closer
to the semifinals

and the chance to win
the grand prize of $200,000.

Ladykins, the rest of you can
step to the back of the stage.

♪ ♪

Irene, Bosco, this week, you
were both persons of interest.

But tonight,
there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for your Legacy.

- I'm so happy I'm up here
with one of my closest sisters

in the world.

And I'm even more excited
for that $10,000

I'm about to fucking win.

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not
kill the groove, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you think
you're gettin' away ♪

♪ I will prove you wrong ♪

♪ I'll take you all away ♪

♪ Stay another song ♪

♪ I'll blow you all away ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- Come on, Bosco.

- ♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

♪ On the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not
kill the groove ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Don't think
you'll get away ♪

♪ I will prove you wrong ♪

♪ I'll take you all away ♪

♪ Boy, just come along ♪

♪ Hear me when I say ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- Okay.

- ♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

- Go ahead.
[overlapping speech]

- ♪ You better not
kill the groove ♪

- My gosh.

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

- Oh, oh, oh.

Come on, Bosco.
Come on.

- Come on, bitch.

Come on, bitch.

- ♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪

♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not
kill the groove ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ It's murder on
the dance floor ♪

♪ You better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪

♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪

- Yes!

Work, bitch!

- Yes!

[overlapping speech]

- [sighs] All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Bosco, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.
- Yes!

Walk, bitch.
- Come on, Bosco.

- Wow!

- Thank you, thank you.

- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

- Yay.

- Plus an extra point.

Olivia, DeJa, Phoenix, and Aja,
please step forward.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

As the four bottom queens
of the week,

you each receive one MVQ point
that you must give away.

I'll leave it up to each of you
to decide

which All Star
deserves your MVQ point.

So here we are
at the end of week two.

Bosco and Irene are tied for
the lead with four points each.

Aja is in second place
with three points.

And Olivia, DeJa, and Phoenix,
you each have one point.

- Wah, wah, wah.

- But all that can change
in the blink of an eyelash.

Congdragulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all:
Amen.

- All right,
now, let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper
to me, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

- Next time on the
Tournament of All Stars...

- This definitely
shakes shit up.

- Where does that even
put the score, girl?

- It's giving All Stars,
all stunts.

- I don't know
how to trust you.

- So I wanna see
if my feelings

are valid in this, then.

- For the final episode
of this bracket,

you need to transform
these red-hot hoopsters

into your very own
drag sisters.

- Yes.

- Now, show me a clown runway.

- A clown?
- Yes.

- I didn't think this was
what I would be doing.

- Winning this
challenge will be

the deciding factor
on who gets to move forward

to the semifinals.

We can't fuck it up.

[screaming]

- [laughs]

- ♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me,
ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me,
ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪