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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,641 --> 00:00:15,641 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "In The Morning") 2 00:00:28,183 --> 00:00:31,808 ♪ In the morning 3 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:35,724 ♪ When the moon is at its rest 4 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:39,474 ♪ You will find me 5 00:00:39,599 --> 00:00:43,349 ♪ At the time I love the best 6 00:00:43,474 --> 00:00:51,099 ♪ Watching rainbows play on sunlight 7 00:00:51,224 --> 00:00:58,766 ♪ Pools of water iced from cold night 8 00:00:58,891 --> 00:01:01,891 ♪ In the morning 9 00:01:04,641 --> 00:01:09,724 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 10 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:18,099 ♪ In the daytime 11 00:01:18,224 --> 00:01:22,058 ♪ I will meet you as before 12 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:25,849 ♪ You will find me 13 00:01:25,974 --> 00:01:29,724 ♪ Waiting by the ocean floor 14 00:01:29,849 --> 00:01:37,474 ♪ Building castles in the shifting sands 15 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:45,141 ♪ In a world that no one understands 16 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:48,308 ♪ In the morning 17 00:01:50,891 --> 00:01:57,474 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 18 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:04,766 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 19 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:12,224 ♪ In the evening 20 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:16,058 ♪ I will fly you to the moon 21 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:19,849 ♪ To the top right-hand corner 22 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:23,849 ♪ Of the ceiling in my room 23 00:02:23,974 --> 00:02:27,266 ♪ Where we'll stay 24 00:02:27,391 --> 00:02:31,183 ♪ Until the sun shines 25 00:02:31,308 --> 00:02:35,016 ♪ Another day 26 00:02:35,141 --> 00:02:38,891 ♪ To swing on clothes lines 27 00:02:39,016 --> 00:02:42,391 ♪ May I be yawning 28 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:51,099 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 29 00:02:53,058 --> 00:02:58,849 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 30 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:07,349 ♪ In the morning 31 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:16,266 ♪ In the morning 32 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:25,099 ♪ In the morning ♪ 33 00:03:25,224 --> 00:03:27,224 (Drumming) 34 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:33,933 Halt! Halt! 35 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,266 Left turn! 36 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,058 Right dress! 37 00:03:49,099 --> 00:03:51,099 (Boat horn honks) 38 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:05,099 (Sniffs) 39 00:04:06,099 --> 00:04:08,808 - Have you been drinking, Ornshaw? - No, sir. 40 00:04:11,641 --> 00:04:14,266 Have you been drinking whisky, Ornshaw? 41 00:04:14,391 --> 00:04:17,016 No, sir. Bron-bronchial balsam. Cough syrup. 42 00:04:17,141 --> 00:04:19,141 (Coughs) 43 00:04:21,266 --> 00:04:24,016 Smells like whisky to me, Ornshaw. 44 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:26,683 Bad cough, sir. (Coughs) 45 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:36,516 Look at this, Ornshaw. This is what you call a clean uniform. 46 00:04:37,558 --> 00:04:38,974 Sparkling lapel badge, 47 00:04:39,099 --> 00:04:42,641 crisp-white haversack, highly buffed belt, immaculate brasswork. 48 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,516 It's a credit to you, lad. It must have taken you hours. 49 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:48,349 My mother did it, sir. 50 00:04:48,474 --> 00:04:50,474 (Brigade laughs) 51 00:04:51,349 --> 00:04:55,933 Ah, yes. We had your mother in here yesterday telling us all about you. 52 00:04:56,058 --> 00:04:57,891 Latimer, isn't it? 53 00:04:58,016 --> 00:05:01,433 It's so nice to have a better class of recruit in the ranks. 54 00:05:01,558 --> 00:05:04,266 It's her idea. I don't really know what I'm doing here. 55 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,433 (Brigade laughs) 56 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:10,016 Tell your mother she's done a first-class job. 57 00:05:16,724 --> 00:05:18,724 (Shouting, cheering) 58 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:29,183 Danny! Danny! Mummy's here! Ooo-ooo! 59 00:05:29,308 --> 00:05:30,849 Hello! 60 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:36,933 - Would any of your friends like a lift? - Oh, I wouldn't mind. 61 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:42,933 - Are you sure we're going your way? - 'Course you are. Honest! 62 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:51,016 (Engine splutters, starts) 63 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:05,808 - All right for you, are we? - Oh, yeah. Just on the corner'll do fine. 64 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:16,766 - Thank you! - (Mrs Latimer) Bye! 65 00:06:16,891 --> 00:06:18,224 Ta-ta! 66 00:06:21,474 --> 00:06:22,808 Ta-ta! 67 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:24,933 (Engine idles) 68 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:31,766 (Engine revs) 69 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:50,099 (Baby cries) 70 00:06:54,683 --> 00:06:56,099 (Engine stops) 71 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:08,974 (Bottles clink) 72 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:11,808 (Mrs Latimer) Come on, darling. 73 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,433 (Door opens) 74 00:07:17,224 --> 00:07:18,599 - Thank you. - Mm. 75 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,974 (Mrs Latimer chuckles) 76 00:07:24,224 --> 00:07:25,974 Mmm. 77 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:29,516 (Turns on radio, yawns) 78 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:36,183 Come on, darling. 79 00:07:36,308 --> 00:07:37,641 (Choir sings on radio) 80 00:07:37,766 --> 00:07:40,224 - Morning, Dad. - Hm. 81 00:07:41,308 --> 00:07:43,391 (Switches radio channel, pop music plays) 82 00:07:43,516 --> 00:07:46,933 Neville, number 14's got a "for sale" board up. 83 00:07:47,058 --> 00:07:49,308 - What, love? - Number 14. 84 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:50,808 What? 85 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,558 (Mrs Latimer) For sale. 86 00:07:52,683 --> 00:07:55,349 (Neville) Oh, not the woman with the Pakistani lodger? 87 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:57,933 No, I don't think so. No. 88 00:07:58,058 --> 00:08:01,058 A few more paint jobs and we'll have a little King's Road. 89 00:08:01,183 --> 00:08:02,849 (Rocket grates on stand) 90 00:08:02,974 --> 00:08:06,266 Love, would you, please? And that bit there. 91 00:08:06,391 --> 00:08:07,724 It's in the way. 92 00:08:09,599 --> 00:08:13,308 I was only thinking the other day, we've got two architects living in the road. 93 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,974 Two accountants. Three counting yourself, Neville. 94 00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:19,683 - Then, of course, there's the two actors. - A couple of pansies, they are. 95 00:08:21,141 --> 00:08:23,016 We don't know that, Neville, do we? 96 00:08:23,558 --> 00:08:24,891 (Paper rustles) 97 00:08:26,391 --> 00:08:28,058 I went to the BB this morning. 98 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:30,766 What, love? Good morning. 99 00:08:30,891 --> 00:08:34,016 - The BB. - Oh. How was it? 100 00:08:34,141 --> 00:08:36,433 - Not bad. - Good. 101 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:39,183 What does it stand for, BB? 102 00:08:39,308 --> 00:08:42,599 - Boys'... - Boys' Brigade. You know what BB is. 103 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:45,558 - Hm. Thought that had died out years ago. - I quite... 104 00:08:45,683 --> 00:08:49,808 Love, do you think it's a good thing for him to be going to all these things? 105 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:53,641 Honestly, it gets quite comical the things that you thrust on him. 106 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:57,433 Oh, Nev, it's important for him to meet all sorts of people. 107 00:08:58,099 --> 00:09:01,349 You know, I think I'll cook something special for Wednesday. 108 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:05,224 Oh, by the way, I've invited, er, Betty and George over for dinner. 109 00:09:05,349 --> 00:09:06,933 - Really? - Mm. 110 00:09:07,058 --> 00:09:08,391 Might be quite nice. 111 00:09:09,641 --> 00:09:11,974 (Mrs Latimer) It'll be nice for Daniel, too. 112 00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:13,683 A nice grown-up dinner party. 113 00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:15,141 (Neville) Right. 114 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:18,183 (Mrs Latimer) It's about time he mixed with our friends. 115 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:24,599 - What the hell are you doing? - (Yelps) 116 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:28,474 - You could set me on fire! - Daniel, how could you?! 117 00:09:28,599 --> 00:09:30,224 Oh, Daniel! 118 00:09:32,058 --> 00:09:34,724 Oh! How... 119 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:38,058 - Oh, how could you? - Damn good job it wasn't the supplement. 120 00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:40,183 Now, don't get hysterical, Neville. 121 00:09:40,308 --> 00:09:42,183 Daniel, off to your room. 122 00:09:42,308 --> 00:09:44,724 I'll brain him! It's you! 123 00:09:44,849 --> 00:09:49,558 I'm sure it's you and your damn stupid ideas...that bloody...! 124 00:09:49,683 --> 00:09:53,224 You're not such a shining influence on him yourself, you know. 125 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:56,266 Not a shining influence at all! 126 00:09:57,308 --> 00:09:58,641 (Door slams) 127 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:02,391 Any old rag! 128 00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:05,099 Old rags and lumber! 129 00:10:10,891 --> 00:10:12,891 (Children chatter) 130 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:20,683 (Rag and bone man) Any old iron. 131 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,808 (Children chatter) 132 00:10:31,766 --> 00:10:34,849 (Rag and bone man) Give us a chance. Hold on a minute... 133 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:40,599 Don't mix and match. All right, in a minute. All right, shh. 134 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,641 What have you got, love? Here we are. 135 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:47,724 Oh, can, can I have one of those, please? A goldfish, please. 136 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:53,016 Sorry, love. Not for this. See if you've got anything else at home, eh? 137 00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:58,308 Quiet! Shut up for a minute. I've got to get this stuff on the cart. 138 00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:11,558 - You know he's a... - Can't turn himself away from the pub... 139 00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:13,683 (Children shout, chatter) 140 00:11:20,558 --> 00:11:22,141 Ah, that's more like it. 141 00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:27,224 There we are. A nice suntanned one for you. 142 00:11:27,974 --> 00:11:30,891 - (Boy) Can I have a goldfish, mister? - No, no. 143 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:33,391 (Children shout) 144 00:11:39,224 --> 00:11:41,974 Danny, you really are terribly naughty. 145 00:11:42,099 --> 00:11:44,474 What did you want to go and do a thing like that...? 146 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:46,391 Darling, what's that supposed to be? 147 00:11:47,849 --> 00:11:51,391 It's not quite finished yet. It still needs quite a bit of work on the chest. 148 00:11:51,516 --> 00:11:55,641 But, darling, you used to do nice pictures of Grandma and the giraffe at the zoo. 149 00:11:55,766 --> 00:11:58,558 Oh, and do you remember that nice policeman you painted? 150 00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:01,391 I've done all those things. I want to try something new. 151 00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:05,433 Darling, where on earth did you get this? 152 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,349 Oh, a boy gave it to me at school. 153 00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:11,558 I wanted to paint a nude and I didn't quite know what they looked like. 154 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,183 So, he gave me this. 155 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,391 Well, she's got a very nice face. 156 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:23,349 Oh, darling, did Daddy break your rocket? 157 00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:25,016 Oh, dear. 158 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:28,849 - Never mind. Let's see if we can fix it. - I'd rather do that, please. 159 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:32,224 No, no, no, darling. You fix your rocket. Let Mummy have it. 160 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:36,808 Come on. Let me... Oh! Oh, darling, your lovely... 161 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:39,016 Oh, never mind. 162 00:12:39,141 --> 00:12:42,391 Now, you fix your rocket and I'll do an early lunch, 163 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,391 and I'll come up and help you, all right? 164 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:52,016 Splash-down after lunch, then. 165 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,516 ("Frère Jacques" plays on recorder) 166 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,683 Melody, are you playing that penny whistle? 167 00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:09,141 (Melody) Yes. And it's a recorder. 168 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,724 Anyway, Miss Fairfax says I've got to practise. 169 00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:15,141 I don't care. If you don't come out of there, I shall bust myself. 170 00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:16,599 (Melody) All right. 171 00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:25,891 (Drawer opens and slams) 172 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:30,266 Go down to the pub and ask your dad for some money for ice cream 173 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:31,933 or else you won't get no sweets. 174 00:13:32,058 --> 00:13:33,391 All right. 175 00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:36,224 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Melody Fair") 176 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:06,391 ♪ Who is the girl with the crying face 177 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:10,641 ♪ Looking at millions of signs? 178 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:17,766 ♪ She knows that life is a running race 179 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,058 ♪ Her face shouldn't show any sign 180 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:26,933 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 181 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:31,266 ♪ You can be beautiful too 182 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:35,183 ♪ Melody Fair 183 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:42,849 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 184 00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:46,808 ♪ Melody Fair 185 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:54,641 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 186 00:14:56,224 --> 00:15:02,058 ♪ Ah 187 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:07,766 ♪ Who is the girl at the window pane 188 00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:12,183 ♪ Watching the rain falling down? 189 00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:19,224 ♪ Melody, life isn't like the rain 190 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:22,683 ♪ It's just like a merry-go-round 191 00:15:22,808 --> 00:15:27,308 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 192 00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:32,808 ♪ You can be beautiful too 193 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,808 ♪ Melody Fair 194 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:44,474 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 195 00:15:44,599 --> 00:15:48,474 ♪ Melody Fair 196 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:55,433 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 197 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:57,641 (Music drowns speech) 198 00:15:57,766 --> 00:16:05,308 ♪ Ah, ah, ah 199 00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:12,433 ♪ Ah... ♪ 200 00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:13,891 (Door slams) 201 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,016 (Birds chirp) 202 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,849 (Children shout, chatter) 203 00:16:22,141 --> 00:16:23,558 (Girl) You lazy bum! 204 00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:29,141 - (Boy 2) Come on! - (Boy 3) Come on! Hurry up! 205 00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:31,266 (School bell rings) 206 00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:49,224 (Shouting, chatter) 207 00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,474 Come on. Come along. 208 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:01,474 (Shouting drowns speech) 209 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:35,558 (Chatter) 210 00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:37,099 Up. 211 00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:49,141 (Blows nose) 212 00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:51,141 (Pupils) Ugh. 213 00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,099 (Indistinct chatter) 214 00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:06,683 The Jewish boys may now leave for private study. 215 00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:08,516 O'Leary, Ornshaw. 216 00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:17,849 O'Leary, I trust you've informed the Holy Father of your sudden change of faith. 217 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:22,224 As for you, Ornshaw, you may have rushed to Matzos after my lesson. 218 00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:24,516 (Girl 2 snickers) 219 00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,974 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 220 00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:35,641 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 221 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,849 Now, does anybody know the name of the man Our Lord was referring to? 222 00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:44,016 No? 223 00:18:44,141 --> 00:18:48,349 Well, does anybody know which of the disciples were with Jesus at the time? 224 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,974 Does anyone know who the disciples were? 225 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,891 Does anybody know who Jesus was? 226 00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,474 (Shouting) 227 00:19:17,349 --> 00:19:19,183 Whoo-hoo! 228 00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:35,641 (Boy 4) Leonard! 229 00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:45,599 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 230 00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:52,391 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 231 00:19:53,808 --> 00:20:00,141 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 232 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:07,183 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 233 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:13,974 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 234 00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:21,516 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 235 00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:30,558 Robert Sinclair, she fancies you! 236 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:33,308 I don't. 237 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,183 Oh, Peggy, come here! 238 00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:39,724 (Girls) Oh, no! 239 00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:41,849 (Indistinct chatter) 240 00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:48,058 (Chatter) 241 00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:54,974 - Been out with your boyfriend, have you? - Have one every night. 242 00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:56,558 Do you kiss boys, Muriel? 243 00:20:57,641 --> 00:20:59,308 'Course, if I like 'em enough. 244 00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,141 Aren't you frightened? 245 00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:05,183 Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. 246 00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:06,974 - Yeah, you'd know. - (Girls) Ooh! 247 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,016 How long do you kiss for, Muriel? 248 00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:13,016 It depends how I feel. Five minutes sometimes. 249 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,808 - Cool! - World record! 250 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,724 You're lucky, Muriel. 251 00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:21,224 How did you do it? You know, the first time you ever kissed a boy? 252 00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:25,183 Don't know, really. I never used to kiss boys. 253 00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:27,683 I always thought kissing 'em would bring babies. 254 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,474 (Laughter) 255 00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:32,099 Cos they're boys, Muriel? 256 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,016 Can you spare me one? 257 00:21:35,141 --> 00:21:37,141 (Chatter) 258 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,683 (Chatter stops) 259 00:21:54,558 --> 00:21:56,016 (Drops board rubber) 260 00:21:58,933 --> 00:22:00,349 Sorry. 261 00:22:05,308 --> 00:22:06,641 (Laughter) 262 00:22:06,766 --> 00:22:08,183 (Laughter stops) 263 00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,058 (Coughs) 264 00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:20,724 Right, now today we're gonna cover WIC. 265 00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:23,266 Wellington's Iberian Campaign. 266 00:22:24,224 --> 00:22:26,266 To make things easier for you in the exams, 267 00:22:26,391 --> 00:22:29,224 I am going to give you a little memory maxim. 268 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:33,266 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 269 00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:34,724 (Laughter) 270 00:22:34,849 --> 00:22:36,474 Quiet. 271 00:22:38,516 --> 00:22:45,641 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 272 00:22:46,891 --> 00:22:48,224 Right, now, then. 273 00:22:48,349 --> 00:22:51,683 The "S" stands for the landing at Serena. "T", the Battle of Talavera. 274 00:22:51,808 --> 00:22:54,683 "M", the advance to Madrid. "T", the Lines of Torres Vedras. 275 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,474 "B", Battle of Buçaco. "M", the French General Masséna. 276 00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,683 And "C" is the Battle of Ciudad Rodrigo. 277 00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:01,141 Yes, Ornshaw? 278 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:04,808 Sir, what was Wellington doing in Spain in the first place? 279 00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:08,308 Because Ornshaw he was. That's why. 280 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:10,516 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand why. 281 00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:12,016 Don't be impudent, Ornshaw. 282 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,724 I can't keep the brighter boys behind just because of you laggers-back, 283 00:23:15,849 --> 00:23:17,808 so put your hand down and keep quiet. 284 00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:21,558 This is supposed to be a history lesson, not 20 questions. (Chuckles) 285 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:25,266 Right, now all of you take this down. 286 00:23:25,391 --> 00:23:27,391 Roman numeral one. 287 00:23:27,516 --> 00:23:31,516 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 288 00:23:31,641 --> 00:23:33,641 (Shouting) 289 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,516 (Ornshaw) Come on! 290 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,141 Up. Come on. 291 00:24:37,224 --> 00:24:39,433 (Indistinct chatter) 292 00:24:39,558 --> 00:24:41,558 (Boy 5) Do you think it'll work this time? 293 00:24:43,558 --> 00:24:45,599 (Boy 6) Bit more fuse and we're laughing. 294 00:24:50,349 --> 00:24:53,599 - Hey, look. A bloody spy. - Where? 295 00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:55,349 (Boy 7) There. 296 00:24:58,849 --> 00:25:00,391 Go on, Curly, buzz off! 297 00:25:00,516 --> 00:25:02,891 (Boy 8) Hop it! Go on, hop it! 298 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:06,599 We don't want you here. It's confidential. 299 00:25:07,641 --> 00:25:09,141 Yes, it's confidential. 300 00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:13,058 - (Boy 9) Shove off, will ya? - Oh, leave him alone. He's all right. 301 00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:16,266 (Boy 10) And let him learn my secrets? Not likely. 302 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,599 No, you better not let him learn your secrets. 303 00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:21,433 Look, it's not bloody Cape Kennedy. 304 00:25:21,558 --> 00:25:24,308 It's only an Ovaltine can with a bit of weed killer in it. 305 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:27,224 It's not. I'll show you. Hold it. 306 00:25:33,058 --> 00:25:35,516 Ah, you're barmy! That'll never work! 307 00:25:35,641 --> 00:25:36,974 (Boy 11) It'll go out! 308 00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:40,474 Take cover! 309 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,641 (Hissing, crackling) 310 00:25:52,974 --> 00:25:54,391 (Popping) 311 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,641 (Laughter, jeering) 312 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,933 (Chatter) 313 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,891 (Ornshaw) What a wet one! 314 00:26:02,016 --> 00:26:04,016 (Chatter) 315 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,599 (Jeering) 316 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,224 (Chatter) 317 00:26:17,349 --> 00:26:19,516 I've got a banger that goes better than that. 318 00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:25,516 (Ornshaw) Well, last one on the bus is a queer. 319 00:26:33,974 --> 00:26:35,391 (Tyres screech) 320 00:26:35,516 --> 00:26:37,516 (Chatter) 321 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,474 (Shouting) 322 00:26:50,016 --> 00:26:51,599 (Shouting) 323 00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:55,516 - Get out of here! - (Bell dings) 324 00:26:55,641 --> 00:26:57,641 (Shouting) 325 00:27:05,933 --> 00:27:07,349 Going home? 326 00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:11,099 You don't have to go home yet, do you? 327 00:27:11,224 --> 00:27:13,308 Should really. 328 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:16,433 Don't see why, though. It'd be nice to go somewhere. 329 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,599 I've got an hour. We could go up west if you like. 330 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:25,099 It'll only take about an hour. Oi, watch it! You're pushing! 331 00:27:25,224 --> 00:27:27,183 We'll be there and back within an hour. 332 00:27:28,974 --> 00:27:30,558 - OK. - Come on. 333 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,183 Oh, I don't believe ya. 334 00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:45,016 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best") 335 00:27:48,141 --> 00:27:50,516 ♪ I'm just a clown 336 00:27:50,641 --> 00:27:53,558 ♪ That used to run around 337 00:27:54,558 --> 00:27:58,766 ♪ I used to have a million friends 338 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:05,724 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 339 00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:10,599 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 340 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,349 (Music drowns speech) 341 00:28:12,474 --> 00:28:15,891 ♪ I've done my shows 342 00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:18,808 ♪ Everybody knows 343 00:28:19,724 --> 00:28:23,808 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 344 00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:28,391 ♪ One man can give 345 00:28:28,516 --> 00:28:30,891 ♪ Another has to lend 346 00:28:31,016 --> 00:28:35,474 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 347 00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:37,308 ♪ And so you should 348 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:43,683 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 349 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:50,141 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 350 00:28:51,058 --> 00:28:52,933 ♪ You've had your peace 351 00:28:53,058 --> 00:28:56,183 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 352 00:28:57,308 --> 00:29:01,433 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 353 00:29:03,724 --> 00:29:05,849 ♪ I'm just a clown 354 00:29:05,974 --> 00:29:08,266 ♪ That used to run around 355 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:14,183 ♪ I used to have a million friends 356 00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:21,141 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 357 00:29:21,266 --> 00:29:26,183 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 358 00:29:28,891 --> 00:29:35,058 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 359 00:29:35,183 --> 00:29:41,224 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 360 00:29:41,349 --> 00:29:43,224 ♪ You've had your peace 361 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,641 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 362 00:29:47,724 --> 00:29:50,599 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 363 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,683 (Laughter) 364 00:30:19,141 --> 00:30:24,224 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 365 00:30:25,516 --> 00:30:30,683 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 366 00:30:31,683 --> 00:30:33,974 ♪ You've had your peace 367 00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:36,891 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 368 00:30:37,933 --> 00:30:42,016 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 369 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:47,641 ♪ And just give your best to your friends ♪ 370 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:50,599 (Ornshaw exhales) 371 00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:55,849 - You got the time? - (Man) Erm, ten past five. 372 00:31:04,641 --> 00:31:05,974 (Daniel) Taxi! 373 00:31:07,891 --> 00:31:10,933 You've gotta be joking. You can't get a taxi. 374 00:31:11,058 --> 00:31:14,183 It'll cost a fortune. I've only got one and two. 375 00:31:21,558 --> 00:31:23,183 (Brakes squeak, engine idles) 376 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:33,599 (Clears throat) 377 00:31:47,391 --> 00:31:48,808 (Driver) Thanks, mate. 378 00:31:48,933 --> 00:31:50,683 (Daniel) Keep the change. 379 00:31:55,058 --> 00:31:56,433 Be seeing you, then. 380 00:31:57,391 --> 00:31:59,891 I suppose you've seen the film down at the Odeon. 381 00:32:00,016 --> 00:32:01,891 What, the Cypriot one? 382 00:32:02,016 --> 00:32:05,183 - No, the space one. - No, I haven't seen it. 383 00:32:05,308 --> 00:32:08,683 If you like, you can come to tea and then we can go and see it. 384 00:32:08,808 --> 00:32:10,349 No, I can't. I've gotta go home. 385 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:15,349 I reckon I can get the money for both of us. 386 00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:17,683 My uncle George came to tea last Sunday. 387 00:32:18,349 --> 00:32:20,183 He always leaves me some money. 388 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:22,849 We could use that if you like. 389 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,224 No, I can't. I've gotta go. See ya! 390 00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,099 It's dead easy, really. 391 00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:30,183 I can easily get some more money. 392 00:32:31,224 --> 00:32:34,308 Look, I don't want your bloody money! Now, go on! Buzz off! 393 00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:45,933 Look, it's not that I don't wanna go with you. 394 00:32:46,058 --> 00:32:48,974 Y-you see, I have to go home. 395 00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,683 It's my granddad. 396 00:32:51,808 --> 00:32:55,974 He goes mad if I don't get his rotten sausages on the boil. 397 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,058 It's my granddad. 398 00:32:59,183 --> 00:33:01,183 Can't anyone else do it? Your... 399 00:33:01,308 --> 00:33:02,641 No. 400 00:33:07,058 --> 00:33:08,724 Perhaps we can go another night. 401 00:33:10,974 --> 00:33:12,599 (Can clatters) 402 00:33:13,974 --> 00:33:16,474 I'm sure my mum would come round and give you a hand. 403 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:19,599 No. She'd have a nightmare if she saw our place. 404 00:33:20,474 --> 00:33:22,599 She's always talking about people like... 405 00:33:24,349 --> 00:33:27,599 She'd come round, I know, and help with the washing-up 406 00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:30,058 and put your granddad's sausages on. 407 00:33:30,183 --> 00:33:31,766 No! 408 00:33:31,891 --> 00:33:34,933 He'd have a heart attack if your old lady came round. 409 00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,433 - You think she would? - I'm sure. 410 00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:42,933 Yeah. he could do with a heart attack. It'd do him good! 411 00:33:43,058 --> 00:33:44,474 (Both laugh) 412 00:33:45,266 --> 00:33:47,266 (Chatter) 413 00:33:55,891 --> 00:33:57,891 (Shouting) 414 00:33:59,683 --> 00:34:01,683 (Piano music, teacher sings) 415 00:34:03,891 --> 00:34:05,891 (Indistinct chatter) 416 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:14,183 (Teacher sings) 417 00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:17,683 (Laughs) 418 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:04,974 Girls, we have three ardent admirers of the dance. 419 00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:06,849 (Laughter) 420 00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:09,766 Maureen, Peggy, Muriel. 421 00:35:09,891 --> 00:35:11,474 Come here, would you? 422 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:21,058 Right. Now, girls, perhaps you'll take the gentlemen through their paces. 423 00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:23,724 - Miss Pocock, continue. - (Plays piano and sings) 424 00:35:23,849 --> 00:35:26,433 One two three, one two three, one two... 425 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:29,474 Arms up, please, gentlemen. One two three. 426 00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:34,766 Arms up, gentlemen, or Mr Dicks will have to hear about this little escapade. 427 00:35:38,183 --> 00:35:41,141 Girls, don't... Grace. 428 00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,974 Think of Isadora! 429 00:35:45,724 --> 00:35:48,224 Boys, energy, energy. 430 00:35:48,349 --> 00:35:50,308 Use your bodies. 431 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,349 Think of Nijinsky. 432 00:35:52,474 --> 00:35:54,141 Free yourselves! 433 00:35:57,224 --> 00:35:59,308 Use your bodies, girls. 434 00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:01,808 Gracefully, gracefully. 435 00:36:02,641 --> 00:36:04,641 (Shouting, cheering) 436 00:36:09,391 --> 00:36:11,391 (Laughter) 437 00:36:30,391 --> 00:36:32,391 (Birds chirp) 438 00:36:35,724 --> 00:36:38,849 - (Peggy) Wait! Rhoda! - (Rhoda) OK, I'll walk slowly. 439 00:36:39,641 --> 00:36:42,349 (Indistinct chatter) 440 00:36:42,474 --> 00:36:45,766 - Here it is. - Oh, wait. Wait. 441 00:36:49,891 --> 00:36:51,849 (Indistinct chatter) 442 00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:55,766 - (Peggy) Make sure nobody's coming. - (Rhoda) I am! Ain't he lovely? 443 00:36:57,474 --> 00:37:00,433 (Peggy) No one's watching. Show us how you kiss him. 444 00:37:00,558 --> 00:37:04,433 - Oh, go on. - Go on! Quick! 445 00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:05,933 (Peggy) Go on! 446 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,516 (Laughter) 447 00:37:07,641 --> 00:37:09,308 (Peggy) Isn't he lovely? 448 00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:11,308 (Rhoda) I think he's got a lovely face. 449 00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:13,724 - (Laughter) - (Branch snaps) 450 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,974 (Whispers) Shh! Someone's watching us. 451 00:37:24,099 --> 00:37:25,433 (Whistles) 452 00:37:25,558 --> 00:37:27,558 (Laughter) 453 00:37:29,641 --> 00:37:32,516 - (Rhoda) He's a coward! Let's go. - (Muriel) Oh, wait! 454 00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:35,016 - (Daniel whistles) - (Peggy) Come on, Muriel. 455 00:37:43,891 --> 00:37:45,224 Stupid cat. 456 00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,308 (Dog barks) 457 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:13,808 (Oven door slams) 458 00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:15,933 (Tuts) 459 00:38:25,724 --> 00:38:27,849 Mum, you did promise. 460 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:31,391 And his grandfather's a very old man. You did say you would. 461 00:38:31,516 --> 00:38:33,141 Oh, I know I promised, darling, 462 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:36,641 but they've called this emergency meeting at the Women's Institute. 463 00:38:36,766 --> 00:38:38,933 I can't let them down now, can I? 464 00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:41,558 You do understand, darling, don't you, hm? 465 00:38:43,183 --> 00:38:44,516 Mm. 466 00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:47,433 Perhaps another day, sweetie, yeah? 467 00:38:48,058 --> 00:38:50,224 Oh! Kiss Mummy goodbye. Come on. 468 00:38:52,224 --> 00:38:53,558 Mmm. 469 00:38:53,683 --> 00:38:55,474 Now, don't watch too much television 470 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,808 and wash that cup up for me, sweetie, will you? 471 00:38:59,724 --> 00:39:01,683 - (Door opens, closes) - (Cat meows) 472 00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:06,724 (Baby cries) 473 00:39:13,016 --> 00:39:14,349 She couldn't come. 474 00:39:16,349 --> 00:39:18,599 She had to go to a stupid old meeting. 475 00:39:20,516 --> 00:39:22,016 (Sighs) 476 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:24,058 It was rather urgent, though. 477 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,349 But I've come instead. 478 00:39:30,808 --> 00:39:34,891 So I'll help you put the... Granddad's dinner on. 479 00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:37,516 And do the washing-up. Anything you like. 480 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,558 (Chatter) 481 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,183 (Chatter) 482 00:40:22,183 --> 00:40:23,599 Mornin'. 483 00:40:26,183 --> 00:40:27,683 Here ya are. 484 00:40:27,808 --> 00:40:29,808 (Raucous chatter) 485 00:40:37,933 --> 00:40:39,933 (Chatter continues) 486 00:41:13,016 --> 00:41:17,016 I will not start assembly until I have quiet. 487 00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:19,558 Quiet! 488 00:41:21,308 --> 00:41:22,974 (Bell rings) 489 00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:25,933 (Chatter stops) 490 00:41:26,058 --> 00:41:29,308 We will now sing hymn number... 491 00:41:30,933 --> 00:41:33,058 ...65 in your hymn books. 492 00:41:36,099 --> 00:41:37,849 (Piano starts) 493 00:41:37,974 --> 00:41:42,766 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 494 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:47,974 ♪ Lord God, Almighty 495 00:41:48,099 --> 00:41:52,141 ♪ Early in the morning 496 00:41:52,266 --> 00:41:56,849 ♪ Our song shall to Thee 497 00:41:56,974 --> 00:41:58,308 (Singing drowns speech) 498 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:02,266 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 499 00:42:02,391 --> 00:42:07,058 ♪ Merciful and mighty 500 00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:11,808 ♪ God in three persons 501 00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:16,349 ♪ Blessed Trinity 502 00:42:16,808 --> 00:42:21,933 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 503 00:42:22,058 --> 00:42:27,141 ♪ All the saints adore Thee 504 00:42:27,266 --> 00:42:31,433 ♪ Casting down their golden crowns 505 00:42:31,558 --> 00:42:36,974 ♪ Around the glassy sea 506 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:41,891 ♪ Cherubim and Seraphim 507 00:42:42,016 --> 00:42:46,308 ♪ Falling down before Thee 508 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:51,183 ♪ Which wert and art 509 00:42:51,308 --> 00:42:55,933 ♪ And evermore shalt be ♪ 510 00:43:10,474 --> 00:43:12,474 (Tuba scales play) 511 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,808 (Cello end pin knocks on floor) 512 00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,558 (Girls giggle) 513 00:43:38,766 --> 00:43:40,391 - You know the other day... - I know. 514 00:43:40,516 --> 00:43:43,683 He got one pea and shot it in the back of my neck. 515 00:43:43,808 --> 00:43:46,183 - (Rhoda chuckles) - (Melody) It went down my back. 516 00:43:46,308 --> 00:43:48,433 (Both giggle) 517 00:43:50,683 --> 00:43:53,724 You know that one when he went shooting right past me. 518 00:43:53,849 --> 00:43:55,349 Knocked me flying. 519 00:43:56,974 --> 00:43:58,474 (Both giggle) 520 00:43:58,599 --> 00:44:00,183 - I was... - (Door opens) 521 00:44:08,474 --> 00:44:09,974 (Door closes) 522 00:44:11,099 --> 00:44:12,433 Rhoda. 523 00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:15,558 (Whispers) Good luck. 524 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,391 (Door closes) 525 00:44:34,058 --> 00:44:36,058 (Plays scales) 526 00:44:49,183 --> 00:44:51,183 (Plays "Frère Jacques") 527 00:44:55,933 --> 00:44:57,933 (Both play "Frère Jacques") 528 00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:31,016 (Mouths song words) 529 00:45:38,058 --> 00:45:39,516 (Door opens) 530 00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:46,016 Daniel, run this note over to Mr Dicks for me, would you, please? 531 00:45:56,766 --> 00:45:58,391 (Door closes) 532 00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:03,474 (Cello clatters) 533 00:46:31,641 --> 00:46:33,974 (Laughter) 534 00:46:38,766 --> 00:46:40,391 (Guffaws) 535 00:46:40,516 --> 00:46:41,933 (Laughter) 536 00:46:43,474 --> 00:46:45,349 (Mrs Latimer) I mean, really! 537 00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:47,308 (Chuckles) 538 00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:52,849 (Laughter continues) 539 00:46:53,891 --> 00:46:55,266 (Neville clears throat) 540 00:46:55,391 --> 00:46:58,766 Hm, this is the first time I've ever made this, Betty. How do you like it? 541 00:46:58,891 --> 00:47:00,308 (Betty) Oh, it's beautiful! 542 00:47:00,433 --> 00:47:04,183 So, I said, "If he's ready for a partnership, well, so am I." 543 00:47:04,308 --> 00:47:06,558 Well, he can't be more than 28, 29, can he? 544 00:47:06,683 --> 00:47:09,433 No. I remember when he was Daniel's age. Do you know...? 545 00:47:09,558 --> 00:47:14,433 I mean, it's absolutely amazing the things one hears doing social welfare. 546 00:47:14,558 --> 00:47:16,599 Well, eat your lasagne, darling. Come on. 547 00:47:16,724 --> 00:47:20,433 - How are you getting on at school? - Oh, wonderfully. 548 00:47:20,558 --> 00:47:22,349 Come on. Eat up, eat up. 549 00:47:22,474 --> 00:47:26,683 I mean, for instance, there's this Mrs Murphy I visit every Thursday. 550 00:47:26,808 --> 00:47:29,724 Just two rooms in Packington Street. 551 00:47:29,849 --> 00:47:31,474 - Yes? - I want some bread. 552 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:36,099 - Eight children and she's not yet 30! - (George laughs) 553 00:47:36,224 --> 00:47:39,974 - Not crispbread. I don't like crispbread. - (Betty) I don't know how you do it. 554 00:47:40,099 --> 00:47:43,641 - Really? - Oh! What do you say to her? 555 00:47:43,766 --> 00:47:45,391 I want white bread. 556 00:47:45,516 --> 00:47:48,516 I know he's related, but you can't say I haven't stuck to it. 557 00:47:48,641 --> 00:47:51,558 - Oh, but have you stuck to it...? - (George laughs) 558 00:47:51,683 --> 00:47:54,016 - They're so oblivious to it all. - To the squalor? 559 00:47:54,141 --> 00:47:56,516 Look, he doesn't like brown crispbread, either. 560 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:59,516 - To the squalor, to the birth control. - He hasn't eaten his. 561 00:48:00,974 --> 00:48:03,808 She thinks all she has to do is ask God for help. 562 00:48:03,933 --> 00:48:05,349 (Guffaws) 563 00:48:05,474 --> 00:48:07,391 And her troubles will go with praying. 564 00:48:07,516 --> 00:48:09,766 Just by putting her hands together. 565 00:48:09,891 --> 00:48:12,849 It's not just the hands she should put together. 566 00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:15,308 (Laughter) 567 00:48:18,724 --> 00:48:22,183 Oh, Neville! Neville, not in front of Daniel, darling. 568 00:48:23,224 --> 00:48:25,766 - All right, love? - Yes, thanks. Excuse me. 569 00:48:26,849 --> 00:48:30,724 Oh, dar-ling! Well, fetch a cloth, sweetheart. Quickly. Come along. 570 00:48:30,849 --> 00:48:32,724 - I'm sorry. - That's how it goes. 571 00:48:32,849 --> 00:48:36,516 But it's not her fault, really. It's her religion. It's that Pope again. 572 00:48:36,641 --> 00:48:38,974 (Chuckles) Can I have your plates, please? 573 00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:42,224 His Holiness gets the credit for every unexpected baby 574 00:48:42,349 --> 00:48:44,849 that arrives between here and Camden Town. 575 00:48:44,974 --> 00:48:46,766 Well, mop it up, darling. 576 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:50,308 (Mrs Latimer) They honestly think family planning is done in heaven. 577 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:52,391 (Chuckles) Come on, darling. 578 00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:57,224 Oh, Daniel, darling, you haven't finished your dinner. Never mind. 579 00:48:57,933 --> 00:49:00,266 - (Betty) Lovely dinner. - (Mrs Latimer) Good. 580 00:49:00,391 --> 00:49:03,974 Neville, if I put the car in, do I get double relief? 581 00:49:04,099 --> 00:49:08,266 (Mrs Latimer) I've always wanted to use the Carrier Recipe Cards... 582 00:49:08,391 --> 00:49:13,891 Yes... Wait till you see what's next. 583 00:49:14,016 --> 00:49:16,933 - (Man 2 on TV) 'Darling, is that you? - Yes, it's me. 584 00:49:17,724 --> 00:49:19,641 'Although I can't see you, 585 00:49:19,766 --> 00:49:22,933 'somehow something deep inside me tells me that you're there. 586 00:49:23,058 --> 00:49:24,766 'Darling, I'll always be there. 587 00:49:24,891 --> 00:49:27,599 (Man 2) 'You will, darling. Promise you will. 588 00:49:27,724 --> 00:49:29,683 'Of course I will. 589 00:49:29,808 --> 00:49:33,224 'Although it's funny, lying here. 590 00:49:33,891 --> 00:49:37,308 'It makes one think of... well, all sorts of things.' 591 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:40,683 Did you remember to get your pink dress from the cleaner's, love? 592 00:49:40,808 --> 00:49:44,183 - No, I forgot. - Oh, I don't know. 593 00:49:44,308 --> 00:49:47,849 You'll forget your head one of these days, you will, really. 594 00:49:47,974 --> 00:49:49,599 The man made me forget. 595 00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:52,391 What man? 596 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,349 The man in the raincoat on the cemetery. 597 00:49:55,474 --> 00:49:57,766 - On the cemetery?! - On the cemetery? 598 00:49:57,891 --> 00:50:00,308 I thought I told you not to go there. What did he do? 599 00:50:00,974 --> 00:50:04,099 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 600 00:50:04,224 --> 00:50:06,599 He, he didn't touch you, did he? 601 00:50:06,724 --> 00:50:08,099 What do you mean? 602 00:50:09,724 --> 00:50:11,099 Did he...? 603 00:50:12,266 --> 00:50:13,599 Did he touch you? 604 00:50:14,516 --> 00:50:17,099 No. Well, not really. 605 00:50:17,224 --> 00:50:19,433 What do you mean? Did he touch you or didn't he? 606 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:21,724 No, he didn't touch me. 607 00:50:22,641 --> 00:50:25,808 But what did he do? Did he show you anything? 608 00:50:26,808 --> 00:50:28,308 What sort of thing? 609 00:50:28,433 --> 00:50:29,808 His... 610 00:50:31,058 --> 00:50:33,266 - Did he show you his legs? - Oh, yes. 611 00:50:33,391 --> 00:50:35,558 - (Plate clatters) - (Mum) Oh, my God. 612 00:50:36,308 --> 00:50:39,891 - I saw his legs, all right. - Tell me what happened. I'll kill him. 613 00:50:40,016 --> 00:50:43,349 Is he still there? Mum, tell Mr Turnstall to go to the police station. 614 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:45,516 - No, he's not there now. - Where is he, then? 615 00:50:45,641 --> 00:50:47,849 - He ran away. - Ran away? 616 00:50:47,974 --> 00:50:50,641 - The brick nearly hit him. - Did you throw a brick? 617 00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:52,349 Oh, no. The boy did. 618 00:50:52,474 --> 00:50:56,099 The boy with the green ears and the ginger moustache with a spear in his head. 619 00:50:56,224 --> 00:50:58,766 Wearing frogman's flippers with a machine gun. 620 00:50:58,891 --> 00:51:01,724 This is no joke, my girl. You put the fear of God into me. 621 00:51:01,849 --> 00:51:06,266 It's a good job your father's not here. You'd get a bloody good hiding. 622 00:51:06,391 --> 00:51:09,016 You can go to your room. You're getting a bit to lippy! 623 00:51:09,141 --> 00:51:12,974 I should have had my mouth washed out with soap and water if I told fibs like that. 624 00:51:13,099 --> 00:51:14,849 Goodness knows I should! 625 00:51:16,016 --> 00:51:18,391 He's not got green ears at all, Gran. 626 00:51:18,516 --> 00:51:20,058 He's quite a nice boy, really. 627 00:51:20,183 --> 00:51:22,183 (Chatter) 628 00:51:47,391 --> 00:51:49,766 Do you think I could sit next to you? 629 00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:52,724 Well, I don't know. My friend Maureen normally sits there. 630 00:51:52,849 --> 00:51:54,849 (Laughter) 631 00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:58,516 (Indistinct chatter) 632 00:51:58,641 --> 00:52:02,099 Oh, lover boy! 633 00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:05,641 (Laughter) 634 00:52:07,349 --> 00:52:08,974 Oi, go on! Move over! 635 00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:10,433 Shut up! 636 00:52:10,558 --> 00:52:12,016 I'm warning you, man. 637 00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:20,849 - Do you want some? - No. 638 00:52:20,974 --> 00:52:23,349 - (Ornshaw) No? - (Indistinct chatter) 639 00:52:27,933 --> 00:52:29,558 (Rhoda giggles) 640 00:52:32,391 --> 00:52:35,141 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 641 00:52:36,349 --> 00:52:39,183 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 642 00:52:39,308 --> 00:52:40,641 ♪ Ooh, yeah 643 00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:44,141 ♪ Da de da de da da da de da de da da 644 00:52:44,266 --> 00:52:47,183 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 645 00:52:47,891 --> 00:52:49,933 ♪ Yes, I see you 646 00:52:50,058 --> 00:52:51,641 ♪ When you walk down the street 647 00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:54,141 ♪ And I'm thinking 648 00:52:54,266 --> 00:52:55,808 ♪ "Oh, I wish we could meet" 649 00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:59,933 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 650 00:53:00,058 --> 00:53:02,808 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 651 00:53:03,933 --> 00:53:07,849 ♪ Oh, I'd like to Take you out for a ride 652 00:53:07,974 --> 00:53:09,724 ♪ On my bike, you 653 00:53:09,849 --> 00:53:11,683 ♪ Yes, you fill me with pride 654 00:53:11,808 --> 00:53:15,974 ♪ Though our love is not yet here to stay 655 00:53:16,099 --> 00:53:18,933 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 656 00:53:19,808 --> 00:53:22,224 ♪ I bet you are thinking I'm just a shy guy ♪ 657 00:53:22,349 --> 00:53:23,974 A bad turnout. 658 00:53:24,099 --> 00:53:25,766 It gets worse every month. 659 00:53:28,141 --> 00:53:30,724 Hey, look at Swailscroft. She thinks she knows it all. 660 00:53:32,016 --> 00:53:34,266 Go on, Tom. Dance with her. 661 00:53:34,391 --> 00:53:36,141 No, you won't get me out there, mate. 662 00:53:36,266 --> 00:53:37,808 (Headmaster) Come on, Ornshaw. 663 00:53:37,933 --> 00:53:39,724 Sock it to me! 664 00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:43,433 I don't know how he's got the nerve. Look at him. A grown man. 665 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:45,641 I wish I had a camera, the nit! 666 00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:48,266 Why doesn't he stick to belting the life out of us all? 667 00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:51,141 All this trendy rigmarole makes me sick. 668 00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:53,266 (Indistinct chatter) 669 00:53:54,558 --> 00:53:58,141 Do you fancy an orange drink? There's not many people round the counter now. 670 00:53:58,266 --> 00:54:02,099 Yeah, well, there's not many people here, is there? We'd be better off up west. 671 00:54:02,224 --> 00:54:05,349 He'll be whacking us next, singing "Hey Jude" at the same time! 672 00:54:05,474 --> 00:54:06,891 (Indistinct chatter) 673 00:54:07,016 --> 00:54:08,891 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 674 00:54:09,016 --> 00:54:13,141 (Ornshaw) You don't know where you stand. Either they're headmasters or they're not. 675 00:54:13,266 --> 00:54:16,766 Why are they trying to be our friends? I don't want him to be my friend. 676 00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:18,224 I've got to dance with her. 677 00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:21,641 You're mad! What do you wanna do that for? 678 00:54:21,766 --> 00:54:25,391 She'll only say, "Buzz off' or something. She's a bit stuck up, that one. 679 00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:27,516 Now, all this girl nonsense is rubbish. 680 00:54:27,641 --> 00:54:30,308 Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-sos. 681 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,308 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 682 00:54:33,433 --> 00:54:34,808 ♪ Yeah, da de... ♪ 683 00:54:34,933 --> 00:54:38,558 Look, if I dance with her, will you dance with her friend? 684 00:54:38,683 --> 00:54:41,183 Come off it! You gotta be joking! 685 00:54:41,308 --> 00:54:42,933 Come on. Just this once. 686 00:54:43,058 --> 00:54:44,683 Who's scared, then? 687 00:54:44,808 --> 00:54:46,224 (Jeering) 688 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:49,224 Look. It looks as though she's wet herself. 689 00:54:49,349 --> 00:54:51,391 Come on! Don't be scared! 690 00:54:51,516 --> 00:54:53,766 - Go on. - All right, all right. All right. 691 00:54:53,891 --> 00:54:55,224 Ready? 692 00:55:04,849 --> 00:55:07,266 My friend and I were wondering if you would like... 693 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:08,808 Come on, do you wanna dance? 694 00:55:08,933 --> 00:55:10,933 (Girls giggle) 695 00:55:12,224 --> 00:55:13,766 Would you like to dance? 696 00:55:16,641 --> 00:55:18,433 Come on, do you wanna bloody dance?! 697 00:55:18,558 --> 00:55:20,558 (Laughter) 698 00:55:23,683 --> 00:55:25,683 (Music continues) 699 00:55:40,933 --> 00:55:44,099 I don't think I want to dance with you. You don't dance very well. 700 00:55:44,224 --> 00:55:46,141 What do you mean I don't dance very well? 701 00:55:46,266 --> 00:55:47,724 You dance stupid! 702 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,516 You big fat fool! 703 00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:56,849 ♪ I thought you were real 704 00:55:56,974 --> 00:56:00,766 ♪ I'll be calling all my loving out for you 705 00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:05,058 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 706 00:56:05,183 --> 00:56:08,016 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 707 00:56:08,141 --> 00:56:11,683 ♪ Darling, working on it night and day 708 00:56:11,808 --> 00:56:13,141 ♪ Ooh, yeah 709 00:56:13,266 --> 00:56:15,766 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 710 00:56:15,891 --> 00:56:17,224 ♪ One more time 711 00:56:17,349 --> 00:56:18,933 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 712 00:56:19,058 --> 00:56:21,058 (Chatter) 713 00:56:21,183 --> 00:56:23,141 (Ornshaw) Let's see it work, then. 714 00:56:27,683 --> 00:56:30,016 It's a load of rubbish! It'll never work! 715 00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,183 - Look at it! - It's useless! 716 00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,933 (Indistinct chatter) 717 00:56:35,516 --> 00:56:37,808 - Yeah, I know. A big bomb. - Start the other one. 718 00:56:37,933 --> 00:56:40,224 (Indistinct chatter) 719 00:56:40,349 --> 00:56:41,808 It'll never work, mate. 720 00:56:41,933 --> 00:56:43,558 Ugh! Ugh! 721 00:56:45,516 --> 00:56:48,183 (Laughs) Lads, come on! 722 00:56:48,308 --> 00:56:49,849 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 723 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:51,558 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 724 00:56:51,683 --> 00:56:53,516 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 725 00:56:53,641 --> 00:56:55,266 ♪ And so say all of us! ♪ 726 00:57:37,474 --> 00:57:39,849 (Mum) Melody, your tea's ready. 727 00:57:39,974 --> 00:57:41,308 (Whispers) Blimey. 728 00:57:48,141 --> 00:57:50,558 (Mum) Hurry up, love. Your kipper'll get cold. 729 00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:53,599 (Starting pistol fires) 730 00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,724 (Cheering) 731 00:58:00,641 --> 00:58:02,641 (Chatter) 732 00:58:10,266 --> 00:58:12,766 (Laughter) 733 00:58:17,724 --> 00:58:19,599 I'm in the 440 yards. 734 00:58:19,724 --> 00:58:21,224 I can't understand why. 735 00:58:21,349 --> 00:58:23,474 Never ran more than 100 yards in my life. 736 00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:26,558 I shouldn't have forged old Jenkins' signature on my card. 737 00:58:27,474 --> 00:58:30,141 Well, I'm in the 220. Wish I wasn't. 738 00:58:31,016 --> 00:58:33,683 I'd rather be in the long jump. Then no one can see you. 739 00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:35,891 Make a fool of yourself in private. 740 00:58:36,016 --> 00:58:38,516 Yeah, but that's not what it's all about, is it? 741 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:43,391 You can't have people raving about winners if there's no berks like you and me 742 00:58:43,516 --> 00:58:46,433 running around making fools of ourselves, coming last. 743 00:58:46,558 --> 00:58:49,808 I mean, some people are winners and some people are losers. 744 00:58:49,933 --> 00:58:51,933 Who says who's gonna be what? 745 00:58:52,058 --> 00:58:55,058 Well, don't ask me. That's all done before we get on this Earth. 746 00:58:55,183 --> 00:58:57,433 I mean, it's Him up there. 747 00:58:57,558 --> 00:59:01,349 He says, er, "You're gonna be red hot at the triple jump, 748 00:59:01,474 --> 00:59:04,099 "and you, you're gonna be bloody useless." 749 00:59:04,224 --> 00:59:06,641 I mean, who landed me with her? 750 00:59:07,349 --> 00:59:09,016 (Ornshaw) Oh... 751 00:59:09,141 --> 00:59:11,599 Well... it's Him up there, innit? 752 00:59:11,724 --> 00:59:14,891 Once He's got it in for you, you're right up the pictures. 753 00:59:17,474 --> 00:59:20,766 I don't know what you're worried about. You haven't got it that bad. 754 00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,349 Why haven't I? 755 00:59:23,474 --> 00:59:26,849 Well, take, for instance, there's your painting. You're good at that. 756 00:59:26,974 --> 00:59:30,683 There's your model-making. You're good at that. Your stamp-collecting. 757 00:59:30,808 --> 00:59:34,141 Think of all the kids who'd like to have a stamp collection like yours. 758 00:59:35,391 --> 00:59:37,558 That's just the trouble. 759 00:59:37,683 --> 00:59:39,516 I don't like stamps any more. 760 00:59:41,558 --> 00:59:45,308 Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh of this lot, and Him up there. 761 00:59:45,433 --> 00:59:49,558 We'll jack this school lark in, give old Dicks over there the old "V" sign 762 00:59:49,683 --> 00:59:51,849 and shoot off and do whatever we wanna do. 763 00:59:51,974 --> 00:59:55,433 You mark my words. It'll happen before you can say, "Jack Robinson." 764 00:59:56,266 --> 00:59:58,266 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "To Love Somebody") 765 00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:01,641 (Cheering) 766 01:00:06,474 --> 01:00:08,516 ♪ There's a light 767 01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:12,516 ♪ A certain kind of light 768 01:00:13,766 --> 01:00:16,349 ♪ That never shone on me 769 01:00:19,141 --> 01:00:21,683 ♪ I want my life to be 770 01:00:22,641 --> 01:00:24,599 ♪ Lived with you 771 01:00:25,391 --> 01:00:27,683 ♪ Lived with you 772 01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:30,349 ♪ There's a way 773 01:00:32,058 --> 01:00:34,058 ♪ Everybody say 774 01:00:35,183 --> 01:00:37,974 ♪ To do each and every little thing 775 01:00:40,308 --> 01:00:42,183 ♪ But what does it bring 776 01:00:43,433 --> 01:00:45,974 ♪ If I ain't got you? 777 01:00:46,099 --> 01:00:47,766 ♪ Ain't got? 778 01:00:47,891 --> 01:00:53,724 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 779 01:00:53,849 --> 01:00:57,599 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 780 01:00:58,766 --> 01:01:00,516 ♪ To love somebody 781 01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,683 ♪ To love somebody 782 01:01:03,808 --> 01:01:06,224 ♪ The way I love you 783 01:01:18,474 --> 01:01:20,391 ♪ In my brain 784 01:01:21,349 --> 01:01:23,974 ♪ I see your face again 785 01:01:25,058 --> 01:01:27,516 ♪ I know my frame of mind 786 01:01:30,224 --> 01:01:32,808 ♪ You ain't got to be so blind 787 01:01:34,183 --> 01:01:36,224 ♪ And I'm blind 788 01:01:36,349 --> 01:01:39,849 ♪ So, so, so blind 789 01:01:39,974 --> 01:01:41,599 ♪ I'm a man 790 01:01:42,974 --> 01:01:44,849 ♪ Can't you see what I am? 791 01:01:46,349 --> 01:01:49,099 ♪ I live and I breathe for you 792 01:01:51,516 --> 01:01:54,183 ♪ But what good does it do 793 01:01:54,766 --> 01:01:57,516 ♪ If I ain't got you 794 01:01:57,641 --> 01:01:59,308 ♪ Ain't got? 795 01:01:59,433 --> 01:02:04,891 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 796 01:02:05,016 --> 01:02:08,641 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 797 01:02:09,766 --> 01:02:11,808 ♪ To love somebody 798 01:02:12,474 --> 01:02:14,599 ♪ To love somebody 799 01:02:15,183 --> 01:02:17,516 ♪ The way I love you 800 01:02:18,683 --> 01:02:24,599 ♪ Oh, you don't know what it's like 801 01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:30,224 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 802 01:02:30,349 --> 01:02:32,558 ♪ To love somebody 803 01:02:32,683 --> 01:02:35,308 ♪ To love somebody 804 01:02:36,099 --> 01:02:38,016 ♪ The way I love you 805 01:02:39,349 --> 01:02:41,224 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 806 01:02:41,349 --> 01:02:44,808 ♪ You don't know what it's like 807 01:02:44,933 --> 01:02:47,766 ♪ You don't know what it's like... ♪ 808 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:52,058 (Chatter) 809 01:02:56,474 --> 01:03:01,058 Right, open your Young Latin Scholar Book One with the grey cover. 810 01:03:01,183 --> 01:03:06,058 Page 27, the section I asked you to prepare. 811 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,849 "Around the Forum." 812 01:03:09,224 --> 01:03:13,391 Right, Latimer, read and translate, please. 813 01:03:13,516 --> 01:03:14,849 Er... 814 01:03:16,099 --> 01:03:18,766 - (Ornshaw coughs) - Erm... 815 01:03:20,724 --> 01:03:23,599 Come on, Latimer. It is prepared homework. 816 01:03:23,724 --> 01:03:25,183 Erm... 817 01:03:26,224 --> 01:03:31,849 Huius est... civ-it-is 818 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:35,683 longe... ampliss...ima. 819 01:03:36,516 --> 01:03:38,474 Amplissima, Latimer. 820 01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:41,516 "Eee ma" not "eye ma". 821 01:03:42,141 --> 01:03:46,058 Amplissima actoritas. 822 01:03:47,183 --> 01:03:49,808 Not "asss", Latimer. "Ah-ss". 823 01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:51,266 (Laughter) 824 01:03:51,391 --> 01:03:53,141 You should be able to pronounce that. 825 01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:57,016 Right, Latimer. Translate, please. 826 01:03:57,141 --> 01:03:58,891 Er... 827 01:03:59,558 --> 01:04:00,933 Erm... 828 01:04:01,058 --> 01:04:03,849 Come on, Latimer. It should be prepared homework. 829 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:05,974 I'm afraid I haven't done it, sir. 830 01:04:06,974 --> 01:04:11,308 - Take two, Latimer. Bursary 3.30. - (Boy 12 barks) 831 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:13,766 Translate, Ornshaw. 832 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:15,558 (Sniggering) 833 01:04:17,724 --> 01:04:19,516 Right, sir, erm... 834 01:04:19,641 --> 01:04:22,058 (Sniffles) Got a bit of a cold, sir. 835 01:04:23,516 --> 01:04:24,849 Erm... 836 01:04:25,641 --> 01:04:27,433 Right. Er... 837 01:04:28,724 --> 01:04:30,058 Er... 838 01:04:30,183 --> 01:04:32,016 Erm... 839 01:04:32,141 --> 01:04:33,933 Take two, Ornshaw. 840 01:04:34,058 --> 01:04:36,433 Bursary 3.30. 841 01:04:36,558 --> 01:04:38,349 Translate, Fensham. 842 01:04:41,808 --> 01:04:43,224 The, erm... 843 01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:46,266 All right, then. 844 01:04:46,974 --> 01:04:48,558 Don't worry about it. 845 01:04:48,683 --> 01:04:50,474 Stick with me, you'll be OK. 846 01:04:56,349 --> 01:04:57,974 (Indistinct chatter) 847 01:04:58,891 --> 01:05:00,933 - Come on. - No! 848 01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:05,099 Venite. 849 01:05:10,016 --> 01:05:11,433 (Door closes) 850 01:05:12,516 --> 01:05:14,224 Ornshaw and Latimer. 851 01:05:15,016 --> 01:05:16,474 Come in, gentlemen. 852 01:05:18,391 --> 01:05:21,058 Right, Romulus and Remus, stand over there. 853 01:05:26,683 --> 01:05:29,099 Stand up, Ornshaw, lad. Stand up. 854 01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:31,308 And vacate your mouth. 855 01:05:44,099 --> 01:05:46,224 Now, why are you here, Ornshaw? 856 01:05:46,349 --> 01:05:48,224 Because you invited me, sir. 857 01:05:48,349 --> 01:05:51,516 (Chuckles) And why did I invite you, Ornshaw? 858 01:05:52,224 --> 01:05:54,433 Because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir. 859 01:05:55,974 --> 01:05:59,099 Why, Ornshaw? Why? 860 01:05:59,224 --> 01:06:02,849 Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir? 861 01:06:03,516 --> 01:06:05,266 Two was it, Ornshaw? 862 01:06:05,391 --> 01:06:06,891 I think we make it four. 863 01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:11,724 And why do you think it's a silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw? 864 01:06:12,183 --> 01:06:16,683 Because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir. 865 01:06:16,808 --> 01:06:19,224 Now, do not vex me, Ornshaw. Do not vex me, lad. 866 01:06:20,016 --> 01:06:23,433 I think we make that a nice round sexbenissimo. 867 01:06:23,558 --> 01:06:25,099 That's "six of the best" in Latin. 868 01:06:27,558 --> 01:06:29,724 Game, set and match to me, I think. 869 01:06:33,474 --> 01:06:37,766 Julius Caesar here is going to be very displeased with you, Ornshaw. 870 01:06:40,349 --> 01:06:41,974 Bend over, please. 871 01:06:44,099 --> 01:06:45,474 Ooh! 872 01:06:46,849 --> 01:06:48,183 (Gasps) 873 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:52,183 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 874 01:06:57,016 --> 01:06:58,891 All right, next one, please, Latimer. 875 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,433 Satchel off, boy. 876 01:07:18,349 --> 01:07:19,683 Ah! 877 01:07:29,516 --> 01:07:31,891 (Ornshaw) Going to orchestra practice? 878 01:07:35,974 --> 01:07:37,766 You waiting for old Dicks, are you? 879 01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:42,433 Well, you'll be late home. 880 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,683 Why don't you shoot off now? There's no point in hanging around. 881 01:07:46,641 --> 01:07:48,891 Is old Swailscroft waiting for you, is she? 882 01:07:49,016 --> 01:07:52,016 Well, she'll be gone now. Why don't you pop along? 883 01:07:52,641 --> 01:07:55,599 I don't know why you're hanging around here. Honest, I don't. 884 01:08:03,308 --> 01:08:05,099 I told you it'd be easy, didn't I? 885 01:08:05,224 --> 01:08:07,224 (Sobs) 886 01:08:16,849 --> 01:08:18,766 Come on, Danny. Don't let her see you cry. 887 01:08:20,099 --> 01:08:22,974 I don't know what she's hanging about for. Do you? 888 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:26,849 I told her to hop it, but she keeps on hanging about. Tell her to buzz off. 889 01:08:26,974 --> 01:08:29,724 Give us that. He's a scream old Dicks, isn't he? 890 01:08:29,849 --> 01:08:32,641 His little Julius Caesar! (Chuckles) 891 01:08:36,141 --> 01:08:37,766 You can buzz of now, love. 892 01:08:37,891 --> 01:08:39,974 You know, ta-ta, toodle-oo. 893 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,266 I thought we'd go to the bomb site. 894 01:08:42,391 --> 01:08:45,766 Old Dadds has got the most incredible bomb you've ever seen in your life. 895 01:08:45,891 --> 01:08:47,724 He's got a... 896 01:08:55,308 --> 01:08:58,183 He's got a Coca-Cola bottle and he soaked it in... 897 01:08:58,308 --> 01:09:00,308 He got some socks and soaked it in petrol. 898 01:09:00,433 --> 01:09:03,641 And he got some phosphorus, what he nicked from the lab. What...? 899 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:08,308 After that I thought we'd shoot down the arcade. I've got millions of pennies. 900 01:09:08,433 --> 01:09:12,433 Er, we could go on the tank-firing range, or, or... 901 01:09:13,224 --> 01:09:17,224 Or, erm, the fruit machines, Danny. You like the fruit machines. 902 01:09:17,349 --> 01:09:19,766 Or, erm... The football game. 903 01:09:19,891 --> 01:09:21,599 You know you like having a go on that. 904 01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:25,974 Erm, we could go to the Odeon and see that picture we was talking about. 905 01:09:26,099 --> 01:09:28,891 Or go to the zoo, museums, anywhere. 906 01:09:29,641 --> 01:09:32,266 Danny! Danny! 907 01:09:33,141 --> 01:09:34,683 Danny! 908 01:09:42,808 --> 01:09:44,308 Danny! 909 01:09:49,391 --> 01:09:51,391 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "First Of May") 910 01:10:04,474 --> 01:10:06,724 ♪ When I was small 911 01:10:06,849 --> 01:10:10,099 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 912 01:10:12,224 --> 01:10:16,766 ♪ We used to love while others used to play 913 01:10:19,641 --> 01:10:22,183 ♪ Don't ask me why 914 01:10:22,308 --> 01:10:25,141 ♪ But time has passed us by 915 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:32,141 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away 916 01:10:35,058 --> 01:10:37,558 ♪ Now we are tall 917 01:10:37,683 --> 01:10:41,266 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 918 01:10:42,183 --> 01:10:48,516 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 919 01:10:49,974 --> 01:10:52,724 ♪ But you and I 920 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:56,141 ♪ Our love will never die 921 01:10:57,766 --> 01:11:00,474 ♪ But guess we'll cry 922 01:11:00,599 --> 01:11:03,849 ♪ Come first of May 923 01:11:06,558 --> 01:11:12,474 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 924 01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:18,599 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 925 01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:23,558 ♪ And I recall 926 01:11:23,683 --> 01:11:26,641 ♪ The moment of them all 927 01:11:28,808 --> 01:11:33,808 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek and you were mine 928 01:11:36,474 --> 01:11:38,849 ♪ Now we are tall 929 01:11:38,974 --> 01:11:42,224 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 930 01:11:43,474 --> 01:11:49,224 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 931 01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:53,141 ♪ But you and I 932 01:11:53,266 --> 01:11:56,808 ♪ Our love will never die 933 01:11:58,099 --> 01:12:00,766 ♪ But guess we'll cry 934 01:12:00,891 --> 01:12:03,849 ♪ Come first of May 935 01:12:06,516 --> 01:12:08,224 ♪ When I was small 936 01:12:09,808 --> 01:12:12,474 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 937 01:12:14,058 --> 01:12:19,641 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do 938 01:12:22,808 --> 01:12:25,433 ♪ Don't ask me why 939 01:12:26,224 --> 01:12:29,183 ♪ But time has passed us by 940 01:12:30,349 --> 01:12:35,141 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away ♪ 941 01:12:36,683 --> 01:12:38,099 (Birds chirp) 942 01:12:38,224 --> 01:12:40,224 - May I have my bag, please? - Yeah. 943 01:12:50,641 --> 01:12:53,766 My friend Muriel, you know the big one. 944 01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:57,599 Well, she says that you've been going around telling people that you love me. 945 01:12:59,933 --> 01:13:04,141 I don't mind it. It's just that, well, people laugh at you, don't they? 946 01:13:05,558 --> 01:13:08,891 And, well, if you have to tell someone, why not tell me? 947 01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:13,433 I'm always the last to know. 948 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,183 Nice here, isn't it? 949 01:13:33,308 --> 01:13:34,641 Yeah. 950 01:13:35,266 --> 01:13:38,516 My mum doesn't like me coming here, but I'm not frightened, are you? 951 01:13:38,641 --> 01:13:39,974 No. 952 01:13:45,891 --> 01:13:47,433 That gravestone there... 953 01:13:48,933 --> 01:13:51,474 "Here lies my beloved and beautiful Ella Jane. 954 01:13:52,058 --> 01:13:54,183 "Wife and lifelong friend. 955 01:13:54,308 --> 01:13:56,308 "Thank you for 50 years of happiness. 956 01:13:56,433 --> 01:13:59,266 "Laid to rest July 7th, 1893. 957 01:14:00,433 --> 01:14:06,308 "Henry James McDevitt. Gone to join his Ella Jane, September the 11th, 1893." 958 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:11,391 He only lasted two months after she died. 959 01:14:12,349 --> 01:14:14,724 He must have loved her very much. 960 01:14:16,474 --> 01:14:19,724 50 years' happiness. How long's 50 years? 961 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:25,641 Erm... 150 school terms, not including holidays. 962 01:14:26,599 --> 01:14:27,933 Will you love me that long? 963 01:14:31,266 --> 01:14:32,766 I don't think you will. 964 01:14:33,391 --> 01:14:37,099 Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I? 965 01:14:37,766 --> 01:14:39,724 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Come First Of May") 966 01:14:40,266 --> 01:14:45,474 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 967 01:14:47,308 --> 01:14:52,141 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 968 01:14:53,308 --> 01:14:56,308 ♪ And I recall 969 01:14:57,224 --> 01:15:00,099 ♪ The moment of them all 970 01:15:02,224 --> 01:15:04,974 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek 971 01:15:05,099 --> 01:15:07,308 ♪ And you were mine 972 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:12,141 ♪ Now we are tall 973 01:15:12,266 --> 01:15:15,474 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 974 01:15:16,766 --> 01:15:22,391 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 975 01:15:23,641 --> 01:15:26,183 ♪ But you and I 976 01:15:26,308 --> 01:15:29,808 ♪ Our love will never die 977 01:15:31,016 --> 01:15:33,808 ♪ But guess we'll cry 978 01:15:33,933 --> 01:15:36,891 ♪ Come first of May 979 01:15:39,308 --> 01:15:41,058 ♪ When I was small 980 01:15:42,724 --> 01:15:45,058 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 981 01:15:46,849 --> 01:15:51,391 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do ♪ 982 01:15:51,516 --> 01:15:53,308 He's come to tea. 983 01:15:55,474 --> 01:15:56,891 (Plate clatters) 984 01:15:59,474 --> 01:16:01,016 His name's Daniel. 985 01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:04,724 Pleased to meet you, Daniel. 986 01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:09,266 I suppose I've got enough tea. I brought extra cos your dad's home. 987 01:16:10,016 --> 01:16:11,391 He's out on bail. 988 01:16:13,516 --> 01:16:15,891 (Snickers) I'll take your satchel for you. 989 01:16:16,016 --> 01:16:18,016 Oh, thanks. Here. 990 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:20,141 Thank you. 991 01:16:28,683 --> 01:16:31,099 Hello, Melody, love! (Chuckles) 992 01:16:32,224 --> 01:16:34,433 Mwah. How've ya been? 993 01:16:34,558 --> 01:16:35,974 All right, thank you. 994 01:16:37,224 --> 01:16:40,183 Who's this? - A mate from school, aren't you, dear? 995 01:16:42,474 --> 01:16:44,308 Aren't you coming in, then, love? 996 01:16:45,766 --> 01:16:47,141 Come on. Up to the table. 997 01:16:57,016 --> 01:16:58,641 He's not simple, is he? 998 01:16:58,766 --> 01:17:00,558 No. 999 01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,308 Hm. 1000 01:17:20,308 --> 01:17:21,724 Oh. (Chuckles) 1001 01:17:22,641 --> 01:17:24,433 Nice bit of ham, Flo. 1002 01:17:24,558 --> 01:17:26,016 Not bad, is it? 1003 01:17:27,183 --> 01:17:29,474 Are you in the, er, the Boy Scouts, Donald? 1004 01:17:29,599 --> 01:17:31,599 - Daniel. - Er, Daniel? 1005 01:17:31,724 --> 01:17:33,349 - No, the BB. - (Father) Ah. 1006 01:17:34,599 --> 01:17:36,849 I was in the Boy Scouts. I was really. 1007 01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:39,433 Marvellous it was. 1008 01:17:40,391 --> 01:17:43,891 All those steaming-hot cups of cocoa. Suet pudding. 1009 01:17:44,016 --> 01:17:45,641 Singsongs round the campfire. 1010 01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:48,099 ♪ Oh, we're riding along on the crest of a wave 1011 01:17:48,224 --> 01:17:49,558 ♪ And the sun... ♪ (Chuckles) 1012 01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:57,558 Oh, cor, some of the things we used to get up to. Oh, dear me. 1013 01:17:57,683 --> 01:17:59,141 (Chuckles) 1014 01:17:59,266 --> 01:18:03,183 When the new boy arrived we used to mix some bootblack and toothpaste 1015 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:04,808 and spread it all over... 1016 01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:06,683 (Chuckles nervously) 1017 01:18:06,808 --> 01:18:08,349 Reg, do you mind? We're eating. 1018 01:18:12,433 --> 01:18:15,599 (Grandma) I always think ham is nicest straight off the bone. 1019 01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:17,141 Always is. 1020 01:18:19,224 --> 01:18:21,724 - Go to the pictures much, do you, David? - Daniel. 1021 01:18:21,849 --> 01:18:23,391 Daniel? 1022 01:18:23,516 --> 01:18:25,016 Er, yes. Quite a bit. 1023 01:18:25,141 --> 01:18:28,224 Hm. When I think of the pictures I always remember my father. 1024 01:18:28,349 --> 01:18:31,016 When I used to ask him for sixpence for the pictures, 1025 01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:33,141 he'd say, "There's pictures on the wall." 1026 01:18:33,266 --> 01:18:35,641 "I wanna see the moving pictures," I used to say. 1027 01:18:35,766 --> 01:18:39,308 "I'll make them bloody move," and threw his boot at the wall. (Guffaws) 1028 01:18:40,641 --> 01:18:42,183 Oh, dear me. (Chuckles) 1029 01:18:44,891 --> 01:18:49,016 My Ernie always used to say that moving pictures ruins your eye sight. 1030 01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:51,016 Would you like some fish paste, Daniel? 1031 01:18:51,141 --> 01:18:53,433 "The continual flickering," he used to say, 1032 01:18:53,558 --> 01:18:55,808 "puts your eyeballs off centre." 1033 01:18:55,933 --> 01:18:58,224 That reminds me of my uncle Roger. (Chuckles) 1034 01:18:58,933 --> 01:19:02,433 He was deaf ever since a bomb hit Burwell Street during the war. 1035 01:19:02,558 --> 01:19:06,391 Recently, he read this ad in the paper about redressing the balance of the ear, 1036 01:19:06,516 --> 01:19:08,724 so he tried it and it worked. 1037 01:19:08,849 --> 01:19:10,724 So, erm, he was overjoyed. 1038 01:19:10,849 --> 01:19:13,099 Oh, yeah. He'd been deaf for 20 years. 1039 01:19:13,224 --> 01:19:16,141 Anyway, they had a bit of a celebration, you know, 1040 01:19:16,266 --> 01:19:20,183 and he was opening a bottle of champagne, the cork flew out, knocked his eye out. 1041 01:19:20,308 --> 01:19:22,016 (Chuckles) Knocked his eye out. 1042 01:19:25,141 --> 01:19:27,224 Life can be very cruel like that. 1043 01:19:34,849 --> 01:19:36,224 (Chatter) 1044 01:19:36,349 --> 01:19:38,599 (Male teacher) Quiet. Quiet! 1045 01:19:38,724 --> 01:19:40,308 (Chatter stops) 1046 01:19:40,433 --> 01:19:44,058 - (Sighs) Abrahams. - (Boy 13) Here. 1047 01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:45,558 - Boone. - (Girl 3) Here. 1048 01:19:45,683 --> 01:19:47,558 - Gates. - (Boy 14) Yes, miss. 1049 01:19:47,683 --> 01:19:49,183 - Gresham. - (Boy 15) Yes, miss. 1050 01:19:49,308 --> 01:19:51,016 - Hopgood. - Miss. 1051 01:19:51,141 --> 01:19:52,891 - Ingledon. - (Boy 16) Yes, miss. 1052 01:19:53,016 --> 01:19:54,933 - (Fellows) Livingstone? - (Boy 17) Yeah. 1053 01:19:55,058 --> 01:19:56,974 Latimer. 1054 01:19:58,099 --> 01:20:01,141 Latimer? Daniel Latimer? 1055 01:20:02,849 --> 01:20:04,308 - Losey. - (Boy 18) Sir. 1056 01:20:04,433 --> 01:20:06,266 - (Fairfax) Peters. - (Boy 19) Yes, miss. 1057 01:20:06,391 --> 01:20:07,683 Perkins. 1058 01:20:10,849 --> 01:20:13,808 Perkins? Not in today. 1059 01:20:14,474 --> 01:20:15,974 Rogers. 1060 01:20:16,099 --> 01:20:18,099 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best") 1061 01:20:20,933 --> 01:20:23,183 ♪ I'm just a clown 1062 01:20:23,308 --> 01:20:25,974 ♪ That used to run around 1063 01:20:27,308 --> 01:20:31,474 ♪ I used to have a million friends 1064 01:20:33,558 --> 01:20:38,433 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 1065 01:20:38,558 --> 01:20:43,683 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 1066 01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:48,599 ♪ I've done my shows 1067 01:20:48,724 --> 01:20:51,683 ♪ Everybody knows 1068 01:20:52,474 --> 01:20:56,141 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 1069 01:20:58,349 --> 01:21:00,933 ♪ One man can give 1070 01:21:01,058 --> 01:21:03,516 ♪ Another has to lend 1071 01:21:03,641 --> 01:21:08,016 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 1072 01:21:08,141 --> 01:21:09,974 ♪ And so you should 1073 01:21:11,183 --> 01:21:16,266 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 1074 01:21:17,516 --> 01:21:22,558 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 1075 01:21:23,599 --> 01:21:25,558 ♪ You've had your peace 1076 01:21:25,683 --> 01:21:28,849 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 1077 01:21:29,933 --> 01:21:34,058 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 1078 01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:38,724 ♪ I'm just a clown 1079 01:21:38,849 --> 01:21:41,016 ♪ That used to run around 1080 01:21:42,558 --> 01:21:47,349 ♪ I used to have a million friends 1081 01:21:48,974 --> 01:21:53,849 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 1082 01:21:53,974 --> 01:21:59,058 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 1083 01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:06,599 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 1084 01:22:07,766 --> 01:22:13,058 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 1085 01:22:13,933 --> 01:22:15,808 ♪ You've had your peace 1086 01:22:15,933 --> 01:22:19,099 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 1087 01:22:20,099 --> 01:22:23,599 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 1088 01:22:26,099 --> 01:22:28,099 (Applause) 1089 01:22:40,599 --> 01:22:42,224 (Seagulls squawk) 1090 01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:46,849 I should be doing English with Miss Fairfax by now. 1091 01:22:46,974 --> 01:22:50,308 - What should you be doing? - Erm... dunno. 1092 01:22:50,433 --> 01:22:53,391 - Geography I think. - I quite like geography. 1093 01:22:54,516 --> 01:22:55,891 So do I. 1094 01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:00,391 Melody? 1095 01:23:01,183 --> 01:23:03,933 - Yeah? - Do you like new maths? 1096 01:23:04,058 --> 01:23:06,183 They're OK. 1097 01:23:06,308 --> 01:23:08,183 I think I like history best. 1098 01:23:08,308 --> 01:23:09,933 Eugh! (Chuckles) 1099 01:23:11,433 --> 01:23:15,266 Well, sometimes I like it, but mostly I hate it. 1100 01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:20,766 (Waves crash, seagulls squawk) 1101 01:23:27,724 --> 01:23:29,474 My dad doesn't like the seaside. 1102 01:23:29,599 --> 01:23:32,308 He says he gets the sand in his ears or something. 1103 01:23:33,349 --> 01:23:36,016 Whenever we go to the seaside Dad always stays at home. 1104 01:23:36,141 --> 01:23:37,558 In the pubs mostly. 1105 01:23:39,766 --> 01:23:41,308 We always travel together. 1106 01:23:42,266 --> 01:23:44,641 We don't get out of the car, though, really. 1107 01:23:44,766 --> 01:23:47,391 (Chuckles) They generally have a row on the way down. 1108 01:23:47,516 --> 01:23:50,183 And don't speak to each other until we get back home. 1109 01:23:59,058 --> 01:24:01,599 Hey, Melody, look what I've got! 1110 01:24:01,724 --> 01:24:03,808 - That's good! - See? 1111 01:24:03,933 --> 01:24:05,349 (Melody chuckles) 1112 01:24:12,849 --> 01:24:14,474 Shall we get married? 1113 01:24:16,849 --> 01:24:18,433 One day, perhaps. 1114 01:24:20,974 --> 01:24:23,266 Why does the water always seep away? 1115 01:24:24,724 --> 01:24:26,808 How old do you have to be, you reckon? 1116 01:24:26,933 --> 01:24:29,849 Perhaps if we put the stones in first, then maybe it'll stay. 1117 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,016 I don't know. As old as our parents I suppose. 1118 01:24:33,141 --> 01:24:36,391 If we wait that long, we might be old miseries. 1119 01:24:36,516 --> 01:24:38,933 Most old people I know are old miseries. 1120 01:24:39,058 --> 01:24:42,933 I honestly don't know. When you're older you're supposed to know it all. 1121 01:24:43,058 --> 01:24:45,266 Perhaps that's what makes them so fed up. 1122 01:24:55,183 --> 01:24:56,933 (Sighs) I don't know. 1123 01:24:58,683 --> 01:25:00,391 I really don't know. 1124 01:25:09,641 --> 01:25:12,016 Oh! It's freezing! 1125 01:25:12,141 --> 01:25:13,474 I'm going in. 1126 01:25:16,516 --> 01:25:18,516 (Indistinct chatter, laughter) 1127 01:25:39,058 --> 01:25:40,599 Come over here. 1128 01:25:54,599 --> 01:25:56,224 So, we've taken it upon ourselves 1129 01:25:56,349 --> 01:25:59,433 to move the summer holidays forward a trifle, have we? 1130 01:26:08,016 --> 01:26:09,641 And where did you decide to go 1131 01:26:09,766 --> 01:26:14,058 whilst your colleagues went about their daily scholastic duties? 1132 01:26:15,891 --> 01:26:17,516 Battersea Funfair. 1133 01:26:18,808 --> 01:26:20,433 That's always a favourite. 1134 01:26:20,558 --> 01:26:22,099 Battersea Funfair, was it? 1135 01:26:24,058 --> 01:26:25,391 The seaside, sir. 1136 01:26:27,058 --> 01:26:29,058 The seaside? 1137 01:26:30,058 --> 01:26:34,599 You do realise the enormity of this fundamental breach of school discipline? 1138 01:26:35,683 --> 01:26:41,141 It's... it's not a minor of fence, Latimer, and, er... Perkins. 1139 01:26:41,266 --> 01:26:43,349 Not a minor of fence. 1140 01:26:43,474 --> 01:26:46,474 If you're gallivanting off somewhere, you can't be at school 1141 01:26:46,599 --> 01:26:49,099 and if you can't be at school, we can't teach you. 1142 01:26:49,224 --> 01:26:52,016 And if we can't teach you, you'll end up raving imbeciles 1143 01:26:52,141 --> 01:26:53,849 like the generation above you. 1144 01:26:55,891 --> 01:26:58,808 I don't encourage corporal punishment in this school, 1145 01:26:58,933 --> 01:27:01,641 but there are occasions when a lesson has to be taught. 1146 01:27:07,016 --> 01:27:08,433 However... 1147 01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:11,808 ...you're both rather young. 1148 01:27:11,933 --> 01:27:17,558 One hesitates to use extremely severe measures. 1149 01:27:17,683 --> 01:27:23,058 But for your own good try to see the error of these immature pranks. 1150 01:27:23,183 --> 01:27:24,849 Think of your careers. 1151 01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:29,766 Think of life's rich tapestry that lies before you. (Chuckles) 1152 01:27:30,974 --> 01:27:34,724 Look, I understand. I was young myself once. 1153 01:27:34,849 --> 01:27:37,599 Long time ago, of course. (Chuckles) 1154 01:27:37,724 --> 01:27:41,349 But I realised eventually what my priorities were. 1155 01:27:41,474 --> 01:27:44,641 - So do we, sir. - So do you what? 1156 01:27:44,766 --> 01:27:47,683 Realise what our, er... priorities are, sir. 1157 01:27:47,808 --> 01:27:49,558 Good for you, Latham. 1158 01:27:50,141 --> 01:27:53,141 Er... er, Latimer. (Chuckles) 1159 01:27:53,266 --> 01:27:56,308 I see our little pow wow has had some effect, eh? 1160 01:27:56,433 --> 01:27:58,641 Got your priorities right, have you? 1161 01:27:58,766 --> 01:28:01,683 Yes, sir. We want to get married. 1162 01:28:05,433 --> 01:28:07,433 Oh! (Chuckles) 1163 01:28:07,558 --> 01:28:09,849 My word, you've got a lot to learn. 1164 01:28:09,974 --> 01:28:13,558 (Chuckles) I've heard some funny things in my time. 1165 01:28:14,058 --> 01:28:15,808 I don't think it's very funny, sir. 1166 01:28:16,933 --> 01:28:19,683 - You don't think it's very funny? - No, sir. 1167 01:28:20,849 --> 01:28:23,433 And, er, you, young lady? Do you think it's very funny? 1168 01:28:23,558 --> 01:28:24,891 Not really, sir. 1169 01:28:25,016 --> 01:28:26,891 I assume you've already promised 1170 01:28:27,016 --> 01:28:30,933 your fair, freckled first-form hand in marriage to this young gentleman? 1171 01:28:31,058 --> 01:28:33,141 I don't really know, sir. 1172 01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:35,724 I don't really understand what it all means, sir. 1173 01:28:35,849 --> 01:28:37,766 You don't understand what it all means? 1174 01:28:38,683 --> 01:28:40,558 You don't understand what it all means? 1175 01:28:40,683 --> 01:28:43,141 You're treating us as though we were stupid. 1176 01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:46,058 All we want to do is to be with one another all the time. 1177 01:28:46,183 --> 01:28:48,974 And we thought that meant getting married! Doesn't it?! 1178 01:28:49,099 --> 01:28:50,974 It's not meant to be funny! 1179 01:28:51,099 --> 01:28:53,058 Don't you understand? 1180 01:28:54,974 --> 01:28:58,266 Now, look here, young man. I've been extremely patient with you. 1181 01:28:58,391 --> 01:29:02,558 I'm willing to overlook your gross ignorance of the young lady. 1182 01:29:02,683 --> 01:29:05,349 God knows we've only ourselves to blame for that. 1183 01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:08,058 But your impertinence is getting a little out of hand. 1184 01:29:09,433 --> 01:29:12,683 The matter is finished. Do you understand me? Finished! 1185 01:29:16,849 --> 01:29:18,849 (Chatter) 1186 01:29:25,349 --> 01:29:27,349 (Shouting, cheering) 1187 01:29:34,099 --> 01:29:36,099 (Chatter stops) 1188 01:29:44,558 --> 01:29:45,974 (Girl 4) Temper. 1189 01:29:46,099 --> 01:29:47,599 (Whispers) 1190 01:29:49,058 --> 01:29:51,058 Burgess says is it too late to propose? 1191 01:29:51,183 --> 01:29:52,599 (Laughter) 1192 01:29:52,724 --> 01:29:55,099 (Chatter, laughter) 1193 01:30:10,349 --> 01:30:12,349 (Class hums "The Wedding March") 1194 01:30:19,766 --> 01:30:22,391 I suppose you've got her mother's approval? 1195 01:30:23,141 --> 01:30:24,849 ♪ La la la la 1196 01:30:24,974 --> 01:30:27,183 Hope she doesn't forget to come to the wedding. 1197 01:30:27,308 --> 01:30:29,016 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 1198 01:30:29,141 --> 01:30:31,141 (Shouting) 1199 01:30:54,766 --> 01:30:56,808 (Shouting, jeering) 1200 01:31:16,016 --> 01:31:18,891 What do you think you're playing at, you pair of hooligans? 1201 01:31:19,016 --> 01:31:23,058 Now, all of you get back to your places. Go on. Sit down and keep quiet. 1202 01:31:23,183 --> 01:31:25,974 And open your Young Latin Primer at page 24. 1203 01:31:33,558 --> 01:31:35,433 I'll talk to you later, Ornshaw. 1204 01:31:38,474 --> 01:31:42,433 (Chuckles) It's a great pity you're not more in love with your work, Latimer. 1205 01:31:48,349 --> 01:31:50,099 I'm sorry, Danny. 1206 01:31:50,224 --> 01:31:51,558 I didn't mean to. 1207 01:32:14,183 --> 01:32:16,183 (Thunder rumbles) 1208 01:32:16,308 --> 01:32:18,308 (Music drowns speech) 1209 01:32:23,474 --> 01:32:25,724 (Reg) You really like this little lad, do you? 1210 01:32:26,433 --> 01:32:28,391 You know, that's fine, you know. 1211 01:32:29,349 --> 01:32:32,308 We always look forward to you bringing your boyfriends home. 1212 01:32:34,099 --> 01:32:37,349 And he, he seems a nice type of... lad. 1213 01:32:38,599 --> 01:32:41,391 That's just the trouble, though. He's only a little lad. 1214 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:44,724 And you're only a little girl. 1215 01:32:44,849 --> 01:32:46,891 "Our little sunshine" your mum calls you. 1216 01:32:48,766 --> 01:32:50,766 I know it's difficult to understand, love, 1217 01:32:50,891 --> 01:32:53,308 but people just don't get married at your age. 1218 01:32:54,016 --> 01:32:57,016 They wait to see if they like one another when they're older. 1219 01:32:57,141 --> 01:32:58,474 How old? 1220 01:32:59,058 --> 01:33:03,266 Well... in their 20s. Older sometimes. 1221 01:33:03,391 --> 01:33:06,433 But that's twice as old as I am now. 1222 01:33:06,558 --> 01:33:08,224 I know it is, love. 1223 01:33:10,058 --> 01:33:13,558 Only seemed like yesterday I was seen changing your nappies. 1224 01:33:15,099 --> 01:33:18,141 I know, but we want to be together now. 1225 01:33:19,058 --> 01:33:21,891 Think of all the schooling you've got to do yet, love. 1226 01:33:22,016 --> 01:33:23,516 And you like school, don't you? 1227 01:33:23,641 --> 01:33:27,349 I-I've got all your reports. We often look at 'em, don't we, Mum? 1228 01:33:27,474 --> 01:33:31,891 I know, but I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. 1229 01:33:32,016 --> 01:33:38,766 Sweetheart, there are lots of things we haven't explained to you yet about... 1230 01:33:39,891 --> 01:33:43,224 ...life and all sorts of things. 1231 01:33:43,933 --> 01:33:49,391 I know, but why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy. 1232 01:33:52,058 --> 01:33:54,349 We want you to be happy, love. 1233 01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:58,433 Then why can't you help me instead of keep putting things in my way? 1234 01:33:59,433 --> 01:34:00,974 I just don't understand it. 1235 01:34:01,099 --> 01:34:03,808 I just can't think why it's so terrible. 1236 01:34:03,933 --> 01:34:06,558 Please tell me cos I just don't understand. 1237 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,099 (Sobs) 1238 01:34:08,224 --> 01:34:10,099 Tell me, please. 1239 01:34:23,016 --> 01:34:25,016 (Clocks ticks) 1240 01:34:34,641 --> 01:34:36,891 Hm, oh! 1241 01:34:41,683 --> 01:34:45,641 Good morning, Mrs Latimer. What can I do for you this splendid morning? 1242 01:34:45,766 --> 01:34:47,933 (Mrs Latimer speaks indistinctly) 1243 01:34:48,058 --> 01:34:51,308 Elope? What do you mean, elope? 1244 01:34:52,558 --> 01:34:54,474 Oh! I... 1245 01:34:54,599 --> 01:34:59,349 I'm sure you're quite wrong. I saw them in class myself, scarcely ten minutes ago. 1246 01:34:59,474 --> 01:35:00,891 (Intercom buzzes) 1247 01:35:01,724 --> 01:35:03,558 Well, of course I'm sure. 1248 01:35:06,224 --> 01:35:10,099 Look, if you like, I'll pop down myself and make certain, 1249 01:35:10,224 --> 01:35:12,599 but I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 1250 01:35:12,724 --> 01:35:14,724 (Mrs Latimer continues to speak) 1251 01:35:14,849 --> 01:35:16,849 (Mouths) 1252 01:35:18,766 --> 01:35:22,141 Hello. Headmaster's secretary. Can I help you? 1253 01:35:22,266 --> 01:35:25,224 ♪ Pom pom pom pom pom... ♪ 1254 01:35:27,308 --> 01:35:30,683 Er... shouldn't you be taking 2C for English? 1255 01:35:31,433 --> 01:35:33,933 Well, I'm supposed to, but they never turned up. 1256 01:35:35,308 --> 01:35:36,683 Never turned up? 1257 01:35:36,808 --> 01:35:39,099 They didn't come back after morning break. 1258 01:35:46,308 --> 01:35:48,391 - (Gasps) - (Headmaster) Where are they? 1259 01:35:48,516 --> 01:35:49,849 Where are who? 1260 01:35:50,974 --> 01:35:53,224 The class, boy. The class. 1261 01:35:54,974 --> 01:35:56,683 They've gone to get married. 1262 01:35:57,808 --> 01:35:59,141 Where, boy? Where? 1263 01:35:59,266 --> 01:36:01,599 Under the arches, down by the railway line. 1264 01:36:01,724 --> 01:36:03,266 Railway line. 1265 01:36:07,224 --> 01:36:11,058 And all the people were shouting, "Just wait until Lenin gets here." 1266 01:36:18,808 --> 01:36:20,808 (Both speak indistinctly) 1267 01:36:25,683 --> 01:36:29,016 Right, children, carry on reading till I get back. 1268 01:36:29,141 --> 01:36:31,683 (Fairfax) "Upon the place beneath... 1269 01:36:31,808 --> 01:36:34,224 "It is twice blessed. 1270 01:36:34,349 --> 01:36:37,308 - (Mouths) - "It blesseth him that gives..." 1271 01:36:37,433 --> 01:36:40,141 (Exhales) Er, no, thank you. I've had mine. 1272 01:36:40,266 --> 01:36:44,183 - "'Tis the mightiest in..." - (Mouths) 1273 01:36:44,308 --> 01:36:45,849 Oh, yes, of course. 1274 01:36:45,974 --> 01:36:48,849 Erm, oh, proceed with the lesson until I return. 1275 01:37:31,474 --> 01:37:34,558 No, it's all right, Saunders. I'll take over. You hold the fort. 1276 01:37:36,641 --> 01:37:38,641 (Engine starts) 1277 01:37:38,766 --> 01:37:40,766 (Tyres screech) 1278 01:37:49,349 --> 01:37:50,766 What's going on? 1279 01:37:50,891 --> 01:37:53,516 - Where are they? - Don't worry. Follow me. 1280 01:37:53,641 --> 01:37:55,266 Everything's under control. 1281 01:38:25,599 --> 01:38:27,016 (Tyres screech) 1282 01:38:34,141 --> 01:38:35,474 (Music drowns speech) 1283 01:38:46,474 --> 01:38:47,808 (Engine revs) 1284 01:39:11,599 --> 01:39:14,349 - Headmaster, there he goes! - Not now, madam. 1285 01:39:14,474 --> 01:39:17,141 - I'll go and cut off his retreat. - Yes, yes. Follow him. 1286 01:39:17,266 --> 01:39:19,224 - He'll lead us to them. - Where? Where? 1287 01:39:19,349 --> 01:39:21,891 Miss Dimkins, cover Dicks. 1288 01:39:22,016 --> 01:39:24,016 The rest of you, we'll comb that area. 1289 01:39:26,974 --> 01:39:28,349 (Ornshaw) Dearly beloved. 1290 01:39:28,474 --> 01:39:30,683 We are gathered here today in the sight of God 1291 01:39:30,808 --> 01:39:34,141 to join together this man and woman in holy matrimony. 1292 01:39:34,266 --> 01:39:35,599 (Giggling) 1293 01:39:35,724 --> 01:39:37,058 Shut up! 1294 01:39:37,183 --> 01:39:39,391 Well, it's not funny. It's serious. 1295 01:39:44,183 --> 01:39:48,099 Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife and live together...? (Mumbles) 1296 01:39:48,224 --> 01:39:49,558 Will you? 1297 01:39:50,308 --> 01:39:52,808 - I will. - Yeah, I thought you might. 1298 01:39:52,933 --> 01:39:54,933 (Train passes overhead) 1299 01:40:02,141 --> 01:40:03,474 (Headmaster) Ah! 1300 01:40:03,599 --> 01:40:05,641 When Dicks flushes them out, 1301 01:40:05,766 --> 01:40:08,141 I'll cut off the left flank, you bring up the rear. 1302 01:40:08,266 --> 01:40:09,766 - Yes, Headmaster. - Where? 1303 01:40:12,016 --> 01:40:18,058 Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband and live together... (Mumbles) 1304 01:40:18,183 --> 01:40:19,599 Will you? 1305 01:40:20,516 --> 01:40:22,016 I will. 1306 01:40:22,558 --> 01:40:23,891 (Ornshaw) Good. Right. 1307 01:40:24,766 --> 01:40:27,099 - I now pronounce you man and... - (Door bangs) 1308 01:40:28,099 --> 01:40:29,891 Quick, get out! Dicks is coming! 1309 01:40:30,016 --> 01:40:32,599 (Screaming) 1310 01:40:38,849 --> 01:40:40,349 (Ornshaw) Dicks! 1311 01:40:46,099 --> 01:40:47,474 (Shouting) 1312 01:40:47,599 --> 01:40:49,974 (♪ CROSBY, STILLS & NASH: "Teach Your Children") 1313 01:40:50,599 --> 01:40:54,266 ♪ You who are on the road 1314 01:40:55,849 --> 01:41:01,933 ♪ Must have a code that you can live by 1315 01:41:02,974 --> 01:41:06,974 ♪ And so become yourself 1316 01:41:07,099 --> 01:41:08,516 (Shouting) 1317 01:41:08,641 --> 01:41:15,099 ♪ Because the past is just a goodbye 1318 01:41:16,641 --> 01:41:20,849 ♪ Teach your children well 1319 01:41:21,891 --> 01:41:28,974 ♪ Their father's hell did slowly go by 1320 01:41:29,099 --> 01:41:34,933 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1321 01:41:35,058 --> 01:41:38,224 ♪ The one they picks 1322 01:41:38,349 --> 01:41:41,433 ♪ The one you'll know by 1323 01:41:41,558 --> 01:41:44,099 (Rhoda) Leave 'em alone, you horrible old man! 1324 01:41:44,224 --> 01:41:47,266 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1325 01:41:47,391 --> 01:41:50,349 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1326 01:41:50,474 --> 01:41:58,016 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1327 01:41:58,141 --> 01:42:01,558 ♪ And know they love you 1328 01:42:05,641 --> 01:42:07,641 (Shouting) 1329 01:42:09,058 --> 01:42:10,308 (Mrs Latimer) Danny! 1330 01:42:10,974 --> 01:42:12,974 (Screaming) 1331 01:42:14,558 --> 01:42:18,141 Daniel! Daniel, your mother wants you! 1332 01:42:18,266 --> 01:42:23,099 ♪ Before they can die 1333 01:42:23,224 --> 01:42:27,641 ♪ Teach your parents well 1334 01:42:28,558 --> 01:42:35,724 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1335 01:42:35,849 --> 01:42:40,266 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1336 01:42:40,391 --> 01:42:41,766 (Ornshaw) Come on! Hurry up! 1337 01:42:41,891 --> 01:42:45,016 ♪ The one they picks 1338 01:42:45,141 --> 01:42:48,974 ♪ The one you'll know by 1339 01:42:50,224 --> 01:42:54,141 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1340 01:42:54,266 --> 01:42:57,016 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1341 01:42:57,141 --> 01:43:04,016 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1342 01:43:05,016 --> 01:43:08,141 ♪ And know they love you 1343 01:43:08,266 --> 01:43:10,683 (Shouting, screaming) 1344 01:43:13,308 --> 01:43:14,849 Hey up! Hey up! 1345 01:43:26,266 --> 01:43:27,599 I've done it. 1346 01:43:32,599 --> 01:43:35,266 (Dicks) I'll get you, Ornshaw. 1347 01:43:35,391 --> 01:43:37,224 (Ornshaw) In there! Get in! 1348 01:43:42,558 --> 01:43:44,558 (Shouting, cheering) 1349 01:43:50,516 --> 01:43:53,433 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1350 01:43:53,558 --> 01:43:56,141 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1351 01:43:56,266 --> 01:44:03,433 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1352 01:44:03,558 --> 01:44:05,891 ♪ And know they love you 1353 01:44:13,558 --> 01:44:14,933 (Gasps, groans) 1354 01:44:15,058 --> 01:44:17,099 (Cheering) 1355 01:44:17,224 --> 01:44:21,849 ♪ And you of tender years 1356 01:44:21,974 --> 01:44:24,849 ♪ Can't know the fears 1357 01:44:24,974 --> 01:44:28,016 ♪ That your elders grew by 1358 01:44:28,141 --> 01:44:34,016 ♪ And so please help them with your youth 1359 01:44:34,141 --> 01:44:37,974 ♪ They seek the truth before they can die 1360 01:44:38,099 --> 01:44:40,891 Oi! Use the trolley! Come on! Hurry up! 1361 01:44:41,016 --> 01:44:45,433 ♪ And teach your parents well 1362 01:44:46,558 --> 01:44:50,808 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1363 01:44:50,933 --> 01:44:53,891 And don't forget to change at Clapham Junction. 1364 01:44:54,016 --> 01:44:58,808 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1365 01:44:58,933 --> 01:45:03,599 ♪ The one they picks The one you'll know by 1366 01:45:03,724 --> 01:45:07,224 Now, now, Ornshaw. Control yourself. 1367 01:45:07,349 --> 01:45:09,808 Come on, Mr Dicks. Take it like a man. 1368 01:45:10,474 --> 01:45:12,141 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1369 01:45:12,266 --> 01:45:13,683 Come back here, you fat git! 1370 01:45:13,808 --> 01:45:20,391 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1371 01:45:20,516 --> 01:45:23,641 ♪ And know they love you 1372 01:45:25,016 --> 01:45:29,808 ♪ Teach your parents well 1373 01:45:29,933 --> 01:45:32,933 ♪ Their children's hell 1374 01:45:33,058 --> 01:45:36,683 ♪ Will slowly go by 1375 01:45:36,808 --> 01:45:42,183 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1376 01:45:42,308 --> 01:45:45,183 ♪ The one they picks 1377 01:45:45,308 --> 01:45:48,933 ♪ The one you'll know by 1378 01:45:50,474 --> 01:45:53,724 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1379 01:45:53,849 --> 01:45:56,599 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1380 01:45:56,724 --> 01:46:03,891 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1381 01:46:04,016 --> 01:46:07,016 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 95250