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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:08,601 [fuse crackling] 2 00:00:08,603 --> 00:00:11,604 [grand big band music] 3 00:00:11,606 --> 00:00:13,840 Â♪ Â♪ 4 00:00:13,842 --> 00:00:15,642 [explosion] 5 00:00:15,644 --> 00:00:18,645 [thrilling horn music] 6 00:00:18,647 --> 00:00:22,782 Â♪ Â♪ 7 00:00:25,886 --> 00:00:28,154 - IT LOOKED A LOT MORE EXCITING ON THE BOX. 8 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:30,189 - IT ALWAYS DOES, KOWALSKI. 9 00:00:30,191 --> 00:00:33,760 ALL RIGHT, NOW, SUMMER VACATION STATUS REPORT. 10 00:00:33,762 --> 00:00:34,961 - CARGO LOADED, SKIPPER. 11 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:36,763 WE'RE SET FOR A FULL WEEK'S FISHING 12 00:00:36,765 --> 00:00:38,531 OFF THE MASSACHUSETTS COAST. 13 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:39,832 - OUTSTANDING. 14 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:43,636 I'M DYING TO TANGO WITH THEIR MYSTERIOUS CAPE COD. 15 00:00:43,638 --> 00:00:44,671 HAH! 16 00:00:44,673 --> 00:00:46,406 - [slurping] 17 00:00:46,408 --> 00:00:47,674 ROCK AND ROLL! 18 00:00:47,676 --> 00:00:48,775 - LET'S FLOAT THIS BUCKET. 19 00:00:48,777 --> 00:00:51,277 KOWALSKI, HOW'S OUR COVER? 20 00:00:51,279 --> 00:00:54,347 [projection whirring] 21 00:00:54,349 --> 00:00:57,917 - CLASSIC SMILING AND WAVING WITH A HOLOGRAPHIC TWIST. 22 00:00:59,186 --> 00:01:01,454 - HI! 23 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,156 [hologram crackling and humming] 24 00:01:04,391 --> 00:01:05,725 HI! 25 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:07,026 HELLO! 26 00:01:07,028 --> 00:01:10,463 YES, IT IS STILL ME WAVING TO YOU. 27 00:01:10,465 --> 00:01:13,399 MY ARM IS GETTING HEAVY. 28 00:01:16,537 --> 00:01:19,472 [seagulls screeching] 29 00:01:22,409 --> 00:01:27,046 - THREE HOURS OF SMOOTH SAILING TO NANTUCKET SOUND, SKIPPER. 30 00:01:27,048 --> 00:01:28,047 - [inhales deeply] 31 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:29,315 TAKE IT IN, BOYS. 32 00:01:29,317 --> 00:01:31,584 THAT'S THE SALTY AIR OF SWEET FREEDOM. 33 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:34,187 THERE ARE NO RULES ON THE OPEN WATER. 34 00:01:34,189 --> 00:01:36,122 - OH, YEAH? 35 00:01:36,124 --> 00:01:38,191 [thwacking] 36 00:01:38,193 --> 00:01:40,026 [fire cannon hissing] 37 00:01:40,028 --> 00:01:41,060 CHECKMATE. 38 00:01:41,062 --> 00:01:42,362 - SKIPPER? 39 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:43,596 - OPEN WATER, PRIVATE. 40 00:01:43,598 --> 00:01:45,531 YOU KNOW, LEGALLY, HE COULD SELL YOU TO PIRATES 41 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:48,801 FOR WHALE OIL AND A BARREL OF NUTMEG. 42 00:01:48,803 --> 00:01:50,837 - NO. I MEAN, SKIPPER... 43 00:01:50,839 --> 00:01:52,372 - EGAD! 44 00:01:52,374 --> 00:01:53,940 THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH. 45 00:01:53,942 --> 00:01:54,974 [lightning cracking] 46 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,543 - OUR TINY SHIP WILL BE TOSSED! 47 00:01:57,545 --> 00:01:58,745 - HOLD FAST! 48 00:01:58,747 --> 00:02:01,214 IT'S BARELY A THREE-HOUR TOUR FROM HERE. 49 00:02:01,216 --> 00:02:03,483 A THREE-HOUR TOUR! 50 00:02:03,485 --> 00:02:04,650 [lightning cracking] 51 00:02:04,652 --> 00:02:05,885 - AHH! 52 00:02:05,887 --> 00:02:08,121 - HOIST THE MAINSAIL. 53 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:10,723 - [whimpering] 54 00:02:10,725 --> 00:02:12,291 - OR IS IT CUT THE MAINSAIL? 55 00:02:12,293 --> 00:02:13,760 LET'S SEE... 56 00:02:13,762 --> 00:02:16,429 "WHEN THE WEATHER'S TURNING MOIST, ALWAYS CUT, NEVER HOIST." 57 00:02:16,431 --> 00:02:17,430 UH... 58 00:02:17,432 --> 00:02:18,431 [ship groans] 59 00:02:18,433 --> 00:02:19,432 [penguins screaming] 60 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:20,633 [lightning cracking] 61 00:02:20,635 --> 00:02:23,236 - AHH! 62 00:02:23,238 --> 00:02:24,604 - BAH! 63 00:02:24,606 --> 00:02:25,605 [wretches] 64 00:02:25,607 --> 00:02:26,639 AH! 65 00:02:26,641 --> 00:02:27,540 AW, COME ON. 66 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:31,377 - THERE, YOU SEE? 67 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,546 THE SUN ALWAYS COMES OUT TO-- 68 00:02:33,548 --> 00:02:38,451 [screaming] 69 00:02:38,453 --> 00:02:40,420 - OW! - UH... 70 00:02:40,422 --> 00:02:41,687 - HOLY COW. YOU SEE THAT? 71 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:44,390 PENGUINS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY OVER HERE. 72 00:02:44,392 --> 00:02:46,492 - OH, WELL, BOYS, 73 00:02:46,494 --> 00:02:50,096 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STARTING THIS VACATION BACK FROM SQUARE ONE. 74 00:02:50,098 --> 00:02:51,831 - OH, THEY LOOK PRETTY ROUGH. 75 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:54,033 SOMEBODY OUGHT TO GET THEM BACK TO THE ZOO. 76 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:55,268 - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 77 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,370 I AIN'T DRIVING ALL THE WAY TO MANHATTAN. 78 00:02:57,372 --> 00:02:59,072 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MANHATTAN? 79 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:01,641 WE GOT A ZOO RIGHT HERE IN HOBOKEN. 80 00:03:01,643 --> 00:03:03,042 [all gasp] 81 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:04,243 [sirens wailing] 82 00:03:04,245 --> 00:03:05,678 - OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 83 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,612 [explosion] 84 00:03:06,614 --> 00:03:09,549 all: NO! 85 00:03:11,285 --> 00:03:12,285 - HOLA. 86 00:03:12,287 --> 00:03:13,519 ALOHA. 87 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:15,955 KONNICHIWA. 88 00:03:15,957 --> 00:03:17,457 - OH, TOO LAZY? 89 00:03:17,459 --> 00:03:20,626 HOW DARE YOU BOW DOWN AT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT ME? 90 00:03:20,628 --> 00:03:23,930 - [weakly] THE PENGUINS... 91 00:03:23,932 --> 00:03:26,165 - [sarcastically] OH, THE PENGUINS? 92 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:29,035 WELL, FLOPPITY, FLOPPITY, FA-FA-FA! 93 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:31,003 WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT-- 94 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:32,638 OH, HELLO. 95 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,108 [chuckles] HOWDY. 96 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:39,112 UH, YES, IT IS STILL ME WAVING TO YOU... 97 00:03:39,114 --> 00:03:40,680 WITH BOTH HANDS. 98 00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:43,816 - UH, YOUR MAJESTY? 99 00:03:43,818 --> 00:03:45,985 - [gasps] SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE 100 00:03:45,987 --> 00:03:48,154 MUST HAVE BECOME OF THE PENGUINS. 101 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:51,157 OOH...SQUATTER PARTY! 102 00:03:51,159 --> 00:03:52,625 [festive music] 103 00:03:52,627 --> 00:03:54,127 - YEE-HAW! 104 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:56,529 I'M A BAZOOKA COWBOY! 105 00:03:56,531 --> 00:03:57,930 [explosion] 106 00:03:57,932 --> 00:04:02,268 - HEY, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY. 107 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:04,303 - [retches] 108 00:04:04,305 --> 00:04:05,605 - [shudders] 109 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:09,175 HOBOKEN...THE NEW JERSEY NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE AT LAST. 110 00:04:09,177 --> 00:04:11,644 - REMEMBER, BOYS, PENGUINS GO DOWN FIGHTING, 111 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:13,846 EVEN IF WE LOSE ONE OF OUR OWN. 112 00:04:13,848 --> 00:04:14,881 I'M BETTING PRIVATE. 113 00:04:14,883 --> 00:04:15,915 - ME TOO. 114 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,850 - AH! 115 00:04:17,852 --> 00:04:19,218 - I'M SCARED, SKIPPER. 116 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,219 - USE THAT FEAR, PRIVATE. 117 00:04:20,221 --> 00:04:21,220 CHOKE IT DOWN. 118 00:04:21,222 --> 00:04:23,723 MAKE IT A TINY HATE BALL IN YOUR GUT. 119 00:04:23,725 --> 00:04:25,024 NOW SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE! 120 00:04:25,026 --> 00:04:26,959 [penguins shouting] 121 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:28,761 - HOBOKEN! 122 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,831 [penguins shouting] 123 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:33,332 - HUH? - EH? 124 00:04:33,334 --> 00:04:36,335 [dreamy trill] 125 00:04:36,337 --> 00:04:38,738 Â♪ Â♪ 126 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,239 - WHAT WAS THAT? 127 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:42,108 - [babbling] 128 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,142 WHOA! 129 00:04:43,144 --> 00:04:44,577 - AHH. 130 00:04:44,579 --> 00:04:45,578 - LULU? 131 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:47,346 - PHIL'S OLD SIMIAN FLAME? 132 00:04:47,348 --> 00:04:48,681 - [puffs] 133 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:51,651 IT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. 134 00:04:51,653 --> 00:04:54,053 - HANS? 135 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:56,389 SAVIO? 136 00:04:56,391 --> 00:04:58,191 CLEMSON AND RHONDA TOO? 137 00:04:58,193 --> 00:05:00,960 - WHAT IN THE NAME OF RETURNING GUEST CHARACTERS? 138 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:02,395 IT'S VILLAIN-MAGEDDON. 139 00:05:02,397 --> 00:05:04,597 - NOT EVEN CLOSE, MY FORMER FOE. 140 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:07,333 - IT'S TIME FOR A TASTE... 141 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:10,670 OF HOBOKEN HOSPITALITY. 142 00:05:10,672 --> 00:05:12,972 [zippy music] 143 00:05:12,974 --> 00:05:15,408 - Â♪ IT'S A HAPPY LITTLE LAND OF HOBOKEN Â♪ 144 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,677 Â♪ WHERE AN UNKIND WORD IS NEVER SPOKEN Â♪ 145 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:19,145 Â♪ YOU CAN BET YOUR LEFT FLIPPER Â♪ 146 00:05:19,147 --> 00:05:23,049 Â♪ THAT WE'LL GET YOU FEELING CHIPPER TODAY Â♪ 147 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:25,618 - Â♪ FOR THE PRICE OF A LOUSY SUBWAY TOKEN, Â♪ 148 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:28,120 Â♪ YOU CAN CATCH THE NEXT TRAIN TO HOBOKEN Â♪ 149 00:05:28,122 --> 00:05:29,322 Â♪ LET OUR WARES LOSE THE CARES Â♪ 150 00:05:29,324 --> 00:05:30,790 - Â♪ FROM YOUR DROOPY DERRIERES Â♪ 151 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:33,192 - all: Â♪ OKAY Â♪ 152 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:36,329 - Â♪ WE WERE ONCE QUITE ROTTEN Â♪ 153 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:37,630 - TRAGIC, YET TRUE. 154 00:05:37,632 --> 00:05:41,601 - Â♪ NAUGHTY NINNIES ONE AND ALL WERE WE Â♪ 155 00:05:41,603 --> 00:05:42,868 - NOT ME. 156 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:48,040 - Â♪ YES, FINE, I WAS SPEAKING GENERALLY Â♪ 157 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:51,210 - Â♪ BUT HERE, OUR PAST IS FORGOTTEN Â♪ 158 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:52,912 - SO WE'RE GOOD? I'M GOOD. 159 00:05:52,914 --> 00:05:56,148 - all: Â♪ IT'S THE END OF SUMMER ANTI-BUMMER Â♪ 160 00:05:56,150 --> 00:06:01,220 Â♪ LAP OF ZOO LUXURY Â♪ 161 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:03,256 Â♪ Â♪ 162 00:06:03,258 --> 00:06:05,858 all: Â♪ IN THE PERKY, PEPPY LAND OF HOBOKEN, Â♪ 163 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,494 Â♪ WHERE YOUR ANGER NEVER GETS PROVOKEN... Â♪ 164 00:06:08,496 --> 00:06:09,929 - Â♪ NO MORE HOLDING BITTER GRUDGES Â♪ 165 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:11,330 - Â♪ EVERY TUESDAY, WE MAKE FUDGES Â♪ 166 00:06:11,332 --> 00:06:12,531 - Â♪ NO WAY Â♪ 167 00:06:12,533 --> 00:06:13,532 WHAT? 168 00:06:13,534 --> 00:06:16,002 - Â♪ IT'S PARADISE Â♪ 169 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:18,571 - Â♪ THEY SERVE THE FRESHEST MICE Â♪ 170 00:06:18,573 --> 00:06:20,740 - Â♪ IT TURNS THE BAD TO NICE Â♪ 171 00:06:20,742 --> 00:06:24,377 all: Â♪ IN THE HAPPY, LITTLE LAND OF HO-- Â♪ 172 00:06:24,379 --> 00:06:25,378 - HI-YA! 173 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,646 HUH! HA! 174 00:06:26,648 --> 00:06:27,647 - SKIPPER, NO! 175 00:06:27,649 --> 00:06:29,115 - WHOA! 176 00:06:29,117 --> 00:06:31,684 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BUYING THIS SING-SONG CLAPTRAP. 177 00:06:31,686 --> 00:06:35,855 IT'S HOBOKEN, WHERE HOPES GOES TO CROAK. 178 00:06:35,857 --> 00:06:37,456 - OKAY, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 179 00:06:39,159 --> 00:06:40,860 DON'T LOOK SO SMUG. I SAID YOU'RE RIGHT. 180 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:42,561 - BUT HOBOKEN HAS CHANGED. 181 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:45,998 WE GOT THIS NEW LADY IN CHARGE, ZOOKEEPER FRANCES-- 182 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,167 SISTER KNOWS HER SWANK. 183 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:51,904 - FRANCES GIVES US ACTIVITIES, FINE CUISINE, 184 00:06:51,906 --> 00:06:54,273 EVEN MASSAGE CHAIRS. 185 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:57,176 - AND WHO DOES NOT LOVE A GOOD MASSAGE CHAIR? 186 00:06:57,178 --> 00:07:00,780 - [stuttering] OH-H-H, Y-Y-Y-YES. 187 00:07:00,782 --> 00:07:03,215 - IN SUCH A PARADISE, WHO COULD REMAIN EVIL? 188 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:04,317 - NOT ME. 189 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:05,351 - I SECOND THAT. 190 00:07:05,353 --> 00:07:06,452 OR IS IT THIRD? 191 00:07:06,454 --> 00:07:08,688 I LOST TRACK, I'M SO HAPPY OVER HERE. 192 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:11,857 - [stuttering] S-S-SO H-H-H-HAPPY... 193 00:07:11,859 --> 00:07:13,326 - ACTUALLY, SKIPPER, 194 00:07:13,328 --> 00:07:16,562 THE NEW HOBOKEN ZOO DOES LOOK LIKE A SMASHING VACATION SPOT. 195 00:07:16,564 --> 00:07:19,065 - RICO, KNOCK THE PIXIE DUST OUT OF PRIVATE'S EYES. 196 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,132 - OKAY. 197 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:21,233 - OOF! 198 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,401 - I AM NOT VACATIONING 199 00:07:22,403 --> 00:07:25,371 IN NEW JERSEY'S OWN NINTH PORTAL OF HADES. 200 00:07:25,373 --> 00:07:27,306 - I ASSURE YOU, THIS ZOO IS PERFECTLY-- 201 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:30,009 - ARE THOSE MY NEW ARRIVALS I HEAR? 202 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,277 - ZOOKEEPER INCOMING. 203 00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:32,278 BUG OUT, MEN. 204 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,813 [suspenseful music] 205 00:07:33,815 --> 00:07:36,048 - [grunting] 206 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:39,018 - HONESTY, I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO WRONG HERE. 207 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,386 - OPEN YOUR NOSE, PRIVATE. 208 00:07:40,388 --> 00:07:43,356 THIS ZOO REEKS OF DARK MASTER PLANS. 209 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:46,826 QUESTION IS, WHO'S THE DARK MASTERMIND? 210 00:07:46,828 --> 00:07:48,828 [penguins gasp] 211 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,430 - Â♪ IN THE SHINY, TINY LAND OF HOBOKEN Â♪ 212 00:07:51,432 --> 00:07:53,966 Â♪ WHERE NOTHING'S EVER DIRTY OR BROKEN Â♪ 213 00:07:53,968 --> 00:07:55,334 Â♪ HERE'S A TIP: STAY AWHILE Â♪ 214 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:58,871 Â♪ TAKE A TRIP TO THE SMILE BUFFET Â♪ 215 00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:04,210 Â♪ IN THE HAPPY, LITTLE LAND OF HOBOKEN Â♪ 216 00:08:04,212 --> 00:08:10,783 Â♪ U.S.A. Â♪ 217 00:08:10,785 --> 00:08:11,984 HOORAY! 218 00:08:11,986 --> 00:08:13,519 - DARK MASTERMIND. - TOTALLY. 219 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:16,722 - WELCOME, WELCOME, SPANKING NEW HOBOKENERS. 220 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:19,191 OH, I AM GONNA TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU. 221 00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:20,493 [giggles] 222 00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:22,695 - WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE AN EVIL MASTERMIND 223 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,029 WITH YOU? 224 00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:26,132 I THINK SOMEONE JUST CAN'T LET THEMSELVES UNWIND 225 00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:28,067 AND ENJOY A PROPER HOLIDAY. 226 00:08:28,069 --> 00:08:30,703 - [gurgling] 227 00:08:30,705 --> 00:08:32,238 BEHOLD: 228 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,573 THE HOBOKEN EMERGENCY HOLLOW TOOTH. 229 00:08:34,575 --> 00:08:37,109 - BUT WE DON'T HAVE TEETH. 230 00:08:37,111 --> 00:08:38,344 - YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? 231 00:08:38,346 --> 00:08:40,279 HOBOKEN EMERGENCY ACTIVATE. 232 00:08:40,281 --> 00:08:41,947 - [robotic voice] SAVE US FROM HOBOKEN. 233 00:08:41,949 --> 00:08:43,983 WE ARE IN HOBOKEN. 234 00:08:43,985 --> 00:08:45,885 SERIOUSLY. HOBOKEN. 235 00:08:45,887 --> 00:08:48,421 IT'S IN NEW JERSEY, EXIT 14C. 236 00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:50,489 - SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? 237 00:08:50,491 --> 00:08:52,425 - PTOO! 238 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,994 [garbled voice dwindles] 239 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:57,096 - YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T REALLY FIX THE PROBLEM. 240 00:08:57,098 --> 00:09:01,267 - BUT IT FIXED MY PROBLEM OF NOT HEARING THE TELEVISION BOX. 241 00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:04,270 NOW SWIVEL THE ROYAL MELON. 242 00:09:04,272 --> 00:09:07,940 - YOU'RE WATCHING THE NONSTOP DANCE BOOGIE NETWORK. 243 00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:09,442 - [excitedly] OH, OOH-OOH. 244 00:09:09,444 --> 00:09:13,012 UH, MR. MORT, SET THE BOOTY TO STUNNING. 245 00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:14,013 - PTOO! 246 00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:15,114 - [whispering] BOOGIE DOWN. 247 00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:16,749 - ENGAGE. 248 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:19,385 - NOW LET'S GET BACK TO BAVARIAN POLKA WEEK. 249 00:09:19,387 --> 00:09:20,419 [polka music] 250 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,188 - [gasps] GERMAN FOLK MUSIC? 251 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,690 MY BOOTY'S ONLY WEAKNESS. 252 00:09:24,692 --> 00:09:26,759 AHH, CHANGE IT! CHANGE IT! 253 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,427 [polka music] 254 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,629 THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING 255 00:09:30,631 --> 00:09:32,898 I EVER HAVE BEEN MADE TO WITNESS. 256 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,935 ALTHOUGH MAYBE AFTER THE SHOCK WEARS OFF... 257 00:09:35,937 --> 00:09:37,837 NO! NO! 258 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:40,139 IT IS EVEN WORSE THE SECOND TIME. 259 00:09:40,141 --> 00:09:43,008 MAURICE, WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING IT GO AWAY? 260 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:45,010 - WE CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE, YOUR MAJESTY. 261 00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:46,011 - WHAT? 262 00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:48,147 THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS... 263 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:51,984 AHH! I GOT SO OUTRAGED I FORGOT THE NOT LOOKING! 264 00:09:51,986 --> 00:09:53,152 [cries] 265 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:55,287 THIS LACK OF REMOTE CONTROL-INESS 266 00:09:55,289 --> 00:10:00,125 IS UNACCEPTABLE HOSPITALITY, AND SOMEBODY MUST PAY. 267 00:10:00,127 --> 00:10:01,727 - IS IT THE PENGUINS? 268 00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:03,996 - UH, YEAH, SURE. THEY'LL DO. 269 00:10:03,998 --> 00:10:07,900 IF ONLY I KNEW WHERE TO FIND AND YELL AT THEM. 270 00:10:07,902 --> 00:10:09,535 - I'D TRY HOBOKEN. 271 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:12,438 - BUT I AM HAVING A MUCH BETTER IDEA. 272 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,709 - [giggles] SO, OBVIOUSLY, WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU, 273 00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:18,911 BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN GET ALONG WITH A PUFFIN 274 00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:21,146 UNTIL WE FIX UP A PROPER HABITAT. 275 00:10:21,148 --> 00:10:22,147 - [gasps] THE PUFFIN. 276 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,451 [sing-songy] HAVE FUN! 277 00:10:25,453 --> 00:10:29,755 - OH, YAH, WE ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST OF CHUMMY FUN PALS. 278 00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:33,659 - NO JAW, I'M NOT YOUR FUN PAL, YOU DEMENTED DAME. 279 00:10:33,661 --> 00:10:36,262 I NEED EVIL ZOOKEEPER INTEL ASAP. 280 00:10:36,264 --> 00:10:38,364 SO ARE YOU GONNA SPILL YOUR GIZZARD, 281 00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,065 OR DO I SPILL IT FOR YOU? 282 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,868 [dramatic music] 283 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,537 - TICKLE FIGHT! 284 00:10:44,539 --> 00:10:45,905 - [laughing hysterically] 285 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:49,008 - OOH, OH-HO-HO, SOMEBODY HAS A TICKLE SPOT. 286 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:51,043 - MASSAGE CHAIR PARTY. WHO'S IN? 287 00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:52,545 - I AM IN! 288 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,884 - KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. 289 00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:02,488 - IT APPEARS ZOOKEEPER FRANCES HAS THEM TOO TERRIFIED TO TALK. 290 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,490 INSTEAD, THEY MASK THEIR FEAR 291 00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:07,860 WITH HOLLOW SMILES AND TICKLE GAMES. 292 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,495 - [laughing hysterically] 293 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:10,663 STOP! STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT! 294 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:12,031 - AW... 295 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:15,434 - WHAT HAS THAT PERKY FIEND DONE TO THEM? 296 00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:18,370 - [groaning happily] 297 00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:25,611 - [garbled voice] MASSAGE CHAIR. 298 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,313 [dwindling] MASSAGE CHAIR... 299 00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:30,883 - AND NOW IT'S THE MINI VAC. 300 00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:33,052 THAT'S SIX STRAIGHT HOURS OF CLEANING. 301 00:11:33,054 --> 00:11:35,287 SOMEBODY NEEDS A HOBBY. 302 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,723 - EVIL IS HER HOBBY. 303 00:11:37,725 --> 00:11:40,559 AND NO MINI VAC CAN SUCK UP ITS MALIGNANT STENCH. 304 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:43,062 - WHOO! 305 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,698 THIS IS THE GREATEST VACATION EVER! 306 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,266 - OOH. 307 00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:49,401 - ALL RIGHT, YOU SOFT PRETZELS. 308 00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:52,605 WE'RE CRACKING THIS DAME'S HAPPY, CACKY RACKET. 309 00:11:52,607 --> 00:11:55,474 KOWALSKI, CHECK THE BIG BOOK OF MAD ZOOKEEPER CONSPIRACIES. 310 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,109 - LET'S SEE. 311 00:11:57,111 --> 00:12:01,380 THERE'S ENTIRE ZOO SWAPPED OUT FOR LOOK-A-LIKE ROBOTS. 312 00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:02,414 thwap! 313 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,449 - AH! 314 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:04,450 - HMM. NOPE. 315 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,517 THAT'S A GOOD FLESHY FEEL. 316 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:06,919 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 317 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:10,723 - PARANOID SCENARIO NUMBER TWO: ANIMALS ARE HUNTED FOR SPORT 318 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,791 BY THE WORLD'S LUNATIC BILLIONAIRES. 319 00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:15,928 - TOO BAD THEY MADE ONE CLASSIC MISTAKE: 320 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:17,329 NEVER HUNT A HUNTER. 321 00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:18,430 - HUH? 322 00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:19,698 - HI-YA! 323 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,200 - [gasps] 324 00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:23,068 THAT BIRD HIT TEACHER J.J. 325 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,236 [children shouting angrily] 326 00:12:24,238 --> 00:12:25,638 - [shudders] 327 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,473 OH, OOH, OW. 328 00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:28,474 - OOF! 329 00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:31,143 SO MANY TINY HANDS. 330 00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:32,878 [children shouting] 331 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,447 [computer keys clacking] 332 00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,316 TELL ME WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, KOWALSKI. 333 00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,151 - ANY EVIDENCE THAT ZOOKEEPER FRANCES 334 00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:41,053 IS CONSORTING WITH ALIENS, DEMONS, 335 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,455 AND/OR MAN-EATING CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. 336 00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:44,790 - I GOT NOTHIN'. 337 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,693 - ALL I'VE GOT IS SOME KIND OF ZOO ANIMAL BROCHURE. 338 00:12:47,695 --> 00:12:50,229 - SKIPPER, THIS IS NO BROCHURE. 339 00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:54,333 NO, NO, IT'S A...COOKBOOK! 340 00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:55,334 - WHAT? 341 00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,802 - MM. WAIT A MINUTE... 342 00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:57,936 [shrieks] 343 00:12:57,938 --> 00:12:59,938 - UH, NOPE, HEH. 344 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,306 IT'S A BROCHURE. 345 00:13:01,308 --> 00:13:04,610 OOH, DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A CHEESE FOUNTAIN HERE? 346 00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:05,911 - WHAT? WOW! 347 00:13:05,913 --> 00:13:09,715 [blathering] 348 00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:11,684 [festive music] 349 00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:12,918 [animals laughing and talking] 350 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,286 - WHO DOESN'T LIKE FREE CHEESE? 351 00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:15,754 - [spits] 352 00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:18,090 PARTY! 353 00:13:19,492 --> 00:13:20,893 - WHO-OA. 354 00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:22,027 [grunts] 355 00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:23,062 [pins strike] 356 00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:24,229 - AH! EEE! OOH! 357 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:26,598 - YES! IN MORT'S FACE! 358 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,367 AND STOMACH AND OTHER PARTS. 359 00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,868 - I'M CONFUSED. 360 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:31,870 WHY DID YOU THINK THE PENGUINS WOULD BE HERE? 361 00:13:31,872 --> 00:13:35,441 - WHAT? NO, NO, I SAID I HAD A BETTER IDEA. 362 00:13:35,443 --> 00:13:38,410 [chuckling] THIS WAS WAY MORE FUN. 363 00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:40,079 BUT NOW THAT I AM BORED, 364 00:13:40,081 --> 00:13:42,815 LET US GO FIND AND YELL AT THE PENGUINS. 365 00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:45,951 [slapping and groaning] 366 00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:49,021 - OKAY, IT APPEARS WE'RE NOT ASLEEP 367 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,056 IN SOME BACKWARDS DREAM WORLD. 368 00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:52,691 - REALLY? EH, BETTER BE SURE. 369 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:55,227 - NO, SKIPPER, I'M AFRAID THAT'S IT. 370 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,096 IN MY SCIENTIFIC OPINION, 371 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,865 THERE IS ONLY ONE PLAUSIBLE ALTERNATIVE: 372 00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,900 THIS PLACE IS... 373 00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,135 AWESOME! 374 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,636 WHOO-HOO! 375 00:14:04,638 --> 00:14:07,172 [stuttering happily] 376 00:14:07,174 --> 00:14:08,907 - YOU BLIND FOOLS. 377 00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:11,276 YOU'RE LIVING A FALSE PARADISE, 378 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:12,845 AND WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN... 379 00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:15,314 [massage chair whirring loudly] 380 00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:16,415 - WHAT'S HE ON ABOUT? 381 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:20,652 - [stuttering] I HAVE NO IDEA-A-A. 382 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:24,056 - THIS ENTIRE FESTERING PUSTULE OF FILTH-RIDDEN PUTRIDITY-- 383 00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:26,725 - [giggling] OH, COMMISSIONER MCSLADE... 384 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:29,862 THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MID-LEVEL BUREAUCRATS LIKE YOU ANYMORE. 385 00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:32,531 - OH, TRUE THAT, FRANCES. 386 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,200 - NEW YORK PARKS COMMISSIONER PURVIS MCSLADE? 387 00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:37,770 WHAT BACK ALLEY INTRIGUE IS THIS? 388 00:14:37,772 --> 00:14:43,075 - WOW, THIS PLACE USED TO BE A DUMP. 389 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:45,844 BUT NOW, WOW, YOU COULD EAT OFF THESE FLOORS. 390 00:14:45,846 --> 00:14:47,579 [twinkling] 391 00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,181 CHK-PEW! HOW DID YOU DO IT? 392 00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:52,785 - UH-UH-UH! ZOOKEEPER SECRET. 393 00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,453 - OOH, SASSY. 394 00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:56,155 THAT'S A LEADERSHIP QUALITY. 395 00:14:56,157 --> 00:14:59,792 YOU, MADAM, ARE A ZOOKEEPER WITH A FUTURE. 396 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:02,494 OOH, WHAT'S BEHIND THIS DOOR? 397 00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:04,596 - NOTHING! OH, IT'S NOTHING. 398 00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:06,632 [laughing nervously] IT'S LITERALLY A DOORWAY TO NOTHING. 399 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,300 - OH, NOTHING, HUH? 400 00:15:08,302 --> 00:15:09,301 HA! 401 00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:10,369 - WHA? NO, NO, NO! 402 00:15:10,371 --> 00:15:11,436 - HI-YA! 403 00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:12,738 AH! 404 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,874 BEHOLD THE SINISTER SECRET AT THE HEART OF--GUH? 405 00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:17,876 [majestic music] 406 00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:19,378 - I AM SO EMBARRASSED. 407 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,380 OH, IT'S JUST YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HERO OF MINE. 408 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,849 I--I CALL IT MY "INSPIRATION NOOK." 409 00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:25,484 - INSPIRATION NOOK? 410 00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:26,952 I LOVE IT! 411 00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:28,921 - DOES THIS MEAN I'M COMING TO THE BIG LEAGUES? 412 00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:30,522 - THE BIG APPLE LEAGUES. 413 00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:32,891 WELCOME TO THE NEW YORK PARKS COMMISSION. 414 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:33,959 - YES! 415 00:15:33,961 --> 00:15:35,594 [gasps] JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE 416 00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:36,995 TO TAKE CARE OF THIS LITTLE SCAMP. 417 00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:38,997 - HM...OH! 418 00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,933 NO DARK UNDERBELLY? 419 00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:43,402 IS IT POSSIBLE I WAS WRONG? 420 00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:46,805 IS HOBOKEN REALLY SOME HIDDEN VACATION PARADISE? 421 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,578 - [sing-songy] DOWN YOU GO. 422 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,912 - AHH! 423 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:55,414 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 424 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:58,584 THIS ZOO IS FOR SANITARY ANIMALS. 425 00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:02,855 ALL DIRTY BIRDIES GO DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE WHERE THEY BELONG. 426 00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:03,956 BYE-BYE. 427 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,757 - [screaming] 428 00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:08,093 AHH! 429 00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:09,094 UH! 430 00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:10,095 [grunts] 431 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:12,130 HOBOKEN! 432 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,199 - KNOCK IT OFF, FLAT BROW. 433 00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:16,268 SOME OF US PRISONERS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. 434 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,003 - PRISONERS? HOW? 435 00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:19,504 - WE CAN ANSWER THAT, SKIPPER. 436 00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,406 - I SAW YOU ALL TOPSIDE. 437 00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:24,176 IF YOU'RE DOWN HERE, THEN WHO ARE THEY UP THERE? 438 00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,744 - THE PHONY ABALONES? 439 00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:29,181 THEY ARE THE FRUITS OF ZOOKEEPER FRANCES'S TWISTED OBSESSION. 440 00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,182 - CLONING? 441 00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,216 - CLEANING. 442 00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:32,851 - THAT LADY CANNOT STAND A MESS. 443 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:33,952 LOOK, CAN WE BE HONEST HERE? 444 00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,320 OF COURSE WE CAN. WE'RE FRIENDS. 445 00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:36,788 WELL, NOT FRIENDS THE WAY I THINK OF IT. 446 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:40,692 THE POINT IS THAT ZOO ANIMALS ARE FILTHY, FILTHY BEASTS. 447 00:16:40,694 --> 00:16:42,794 THERE, I'VE SAID IT, AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. 448 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,396 - SO DOWN THE CHUTE WE WENT, 449 00:16:44,398 --> 00:16:47,799 REPLACED BY SHINY, CLEAN ANDROID DOUBLES. 450 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:48,901 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA--ROBOTS? 451 00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,470 THOSE THINGS SLAP LIKE REAL ANIMALS. 452 00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:52,771 - NOT ROBOTS, SKIPPER. 453 00:16:52,773 --> 00:16:57,843 BIO-MECHANICAL ANDROIDS COPIED FROM OUR OWN DNA, 454 00:16:57,845 --> 00:17:02,047 COURTESY OF FRANCES'S BODY-SCANNING MASSAGE CHAIRS. 455 00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:04,816 [scanners beeping] 456 00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:07,753 [machine whirring] 457 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,991 [mini vac whirring] 458 00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:15,294 - WELL, WELL, SO ALL THIS STARTED 459 00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:17,562 BECAUSE SOME POSH NANCY CATS 460 00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,831 COULDN'T RESIST A SPIN IN THE MASSAGE-O-MATIC. 461 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,199 [penguins groaning] 462 00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:23,568 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL-- HEY! 463 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,670 [animals gasp] 464 00:17:24,672 --> 00:17:27,372 - COULDN'T RESIST A MASSAGE, YOU SAY? 465 00:17:27,374 --> 00:17:28,707 - NANCY CAT. 466 00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:31,243 - COME ON, IT WAS ONE NECK RUB. 467 00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:33,979 - HI! I KNOW KUNG-FU. 468 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:35,380 HI-YA! 469 00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:38,517 - AHH! 470 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:39,551 OOF! 471 00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:40,585 [groans] 472 00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:45,090 - YOU'RE A DIRTY BIRDIE. 473 00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,124 - HA! 474 00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:47,859 AND YOU'RE A TALKING TOASTER. 475 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,097 [grunting] 476 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:53,799 - TUESDAY IS FUDGE DAY. 477 00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:54,800 - WHAT? 478 00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:56,768 OOF! 479 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,637 [shouting and punching sounds] 480 00:17:58,639 --> 00:18:00,072 - OW. OH. 481 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,174 - I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH "NOT GOOD" FOR THAT SOUND. 482 00:18:02,176 --> 00:18:03,675 - NO, IT--WAIT! 483 00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:06,411 SOUND? WE CAN HEAR THAT BATTLE. 484 00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,780 WHICH MEANS--YES! 485 00:18:08,782 --> 00:18:11,049 SKIPPER'S KNOCKED OPEN AN EXIT HATCH. 486 00:18:11,051 --> 00:18:13,418 - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE? 487 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,888 - I'VE GOT AN IDEA, BUT IT ISN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY. 488 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,160 - OOF! 489 00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,695 [robot clicking] 490 00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:26,665 [dramatic music] 491 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,302 Â♪ Â♪ 492 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,303 HA! 493 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:33,972 OH. 494 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,741 [screaming] 495 00:18:35,743 --> 00:18:37,642 - [grunting] 496 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,611 - FIRE IN THE HOLE! 497 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,146 - AHH! 498 00:18:41,148 --> 00:18:42,247 OOF! 499 00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:43,515 - SAVIO? 500 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,884 - AND TO SORT THE STOMACH CONTENTS... 501 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:50,288 [retches] 502 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,690 - EW. 503 00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:52,758 - LOVE TO GET A TAPE OF THAT. 504 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,825 - HI! 505 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,627 I KNOW KUNG-FU. 506 00:18:55,629 --> 00:19:00,465 - WELL, WELL, WHERE'S YOUR ROBOTIC SUPERIORITY NOW? 507 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,466 [sinister music] 508 00:19:01,468 --> 00:19:05,504 all: DIRTY BIRDIE. 509 00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:06,505 - FOUND IT. 510 00:19:06,507 --> 00:19:08,373 - WELCOME, TRI-STATE PRESS CORPS. 511 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,441 - EH? 512 00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:10,776 - YOU ALL KNOW ME, 513 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,245 SO LET'S INTRODUCE THIS RISING STAR. 514 00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:16,548 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU FRANCES ALBERTA. 515 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:19,251 [applause] 516 00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:20,919 SHE CLEANED UP HOBOKEN, 517 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:24,089 AND NOW SHE'S GONNA CLEAN UP MANHATTAN. 518 00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:25,123 - MANHATTAN? 519 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,059 THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO! 520 00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:30,062 [sinister music] 521 00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:33,265 Â♪ Â♪ 522 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:36,201 - OW. OW. OW. OW. 523 00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:37,436 - EH, I COULD LIVE WITH THAT ONE. 524 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,004 - WE HAVE TO STOP FRANCES. 525 00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:40,772 - [robotic voice] FRANCES IN DANGER. 526 00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:42,874 - MUST DESTROY ANIMALS. 527 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,577 - WHY DID WE START TALKING LIKE ROBOTS? 528 00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:46,645 - I DON'T KNOW. 529 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:47,679 [shouting] 530 00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:49,414 - HOLD THE LINE, BOYS. 531 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,783 I GOT TO BUST UP A PRESS CONFERENCE. 532 00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:53,652 HI-YA! 533 00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,587 - HI-YA! - HO-HA! 534 00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:58,890 - NOW, AS COMMISSIONER, THIS HANDSHAKE IS A LEGAL CONTRACT. 535 00:19:58,892 --> 00:20:01,960 SO LET'S LIMBER UP MR. RIGHTY D D MAKE IT OFFICIAL, HMM? 536 00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:03,028 [knuckles crack] 537 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,098 - MUST STOP HANDSHAKE-- 538 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,699 UH! 539 00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:10,969 OH, CURSE YOUR ROBOTIC SUPER STRENGTH 540 00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:12,904 AND RUGGEDLY HANDSOME LOOKS. 541 00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,573 - IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. 542 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,074 UH! 543 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:17,109 [electricity crackling] 544 00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:18,610 - OH, YOUR FACE MAKES A NEW YEARS. 545 00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:19,845 - RING-TAIL! 546 00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:21,680 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GLAD TO SEE YOU. 547 00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:23,181 - UH-DA-DA. 548 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:26,218 DO NOT BE THINKING YOU CAN MAKE SWEET-TALKING EXCUSES 549 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:29,387 FOR THIS TV REMOTE FIASC-A-TASTROPHY. 550 00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:32,124 - THE REMOTE? I KEEP IT ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE RADIO. 551 00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:33,625 - OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW. 552 00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,763 [electricity crackling] 553 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:39,898 - AW, CRUD. 554 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,966 AH! 555 00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:44,536 - HANDSHAKE-A-COMING. HERE WE GO. 556 00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:46,271 - AHH! OOF! 557 00:20:46,273 --> 00:20:48,373 NOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, 558 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,842 LOUSY MASSAGE...CHAIRS. 559 00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:53,578 - OH, MY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MESS? 560 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,681 ZOOKEEPER FRANCES WON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT. 561 00:20:56,683 --> 00:21:00,352 - BROTHER, THIS MESS IS JUST GETTING STARTED. 562 00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:01,486 HI-YA! 563 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:04,489 [triumphant music] 564 00:21:04,491 --> 00:21:08,727 Â♪ Â♪ 565 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,295 [massage chair whirring] 566 00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:13,932 - [stuttering] 567 00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:18,603 SO-O-O-O-O RELAXING. 568 00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:20,972 [nuts and bolts pinging] 569 00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:22,807 [explosion] 570 00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,644 - PANTHER GRAB, PANTHER GRAB. AND...READY. 571 00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:27,612 ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY, FRANCES? 572 00:21:27,614 --> 00:21:29,748 - JUST WHAT A THRILL IT'S GOING TO BE 573 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,684 TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OF CENTRAL PARK'S-- 574 00:21:32,686 --> 00:21:34,419 - AHH! 575 00:21:34,421 --> 00:21:35,854 HI! 576 00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:37,989 I KNOW KUNG-FU! 577 00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:40,625 - BIO-MECHANICAL ANDROID DUPLICATES? 578 00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:43,662 [animals shouting] 579 00:21:43,664 --> 00:21:46,198 - DIRTY... 580 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,699 FILTHY... 581 00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:49,701 ANIMALS! 582 00:21:49,703 --> 00:21:51,102 [screaming] 583 00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:56,408 [people shrieking] 584 00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:59,010 [grunting] 585 00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:00,245 - HI-YA! 586 00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:01,346 [loud thud] 587 00:22:01,348 --> 00:22:03,515 [furious slapping] 588 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,817 - NO MORE MESSIES! 589 00:22:05,819 --> 00:22:07,686 - GAH! EEE! OH! 590 00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:10,455 - [crazily] Â♪ HAPPY, HAPPY HOBOKEN Â♪ 591 00:22:10,457 --> 00:22:12,390 - OH, EAT DIRT. 592 00:22:12,392 --> 00:22:14,559 - OOF! 593 00:22:14,561 --> 00:22:16,861 [coughing] 594 00:22:16,863 --> 00:22:19,331 - YOU ARE SO FIRED. 595 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:24,269 - [wailing] 596 00:22:24,271 --> 00:22:26,204 - DEADLY ROBOT DOPPELGANGERS, 597 00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:29,708 A PERKY, EVIL MASTERMIND, AND A ZOO IN CRISIS. 598 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:32,410 BOYS, NOW, THAT'S A VACATION. 599 00:22:32,412 --> 00:22:33,612 UP HIGH! 600 00:22:33,614 --> 00:22:34,713 [flippers slapping] 601 00:22:34,715 --> 00:22:35,714 all: HAH! 602 00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:38,149 - RAH! 603 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,484 [people shrieking] 604 00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:40,552 - [exhales tiredly] 605 00:22:40,554 --> 00:22:41,720 BORING! 606 00:22:41,722 --> 00:22:43,088 WHAT ELSE IS ON? 607 00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,256 [polka music] 608 00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:45,257 [shrieks] 609 00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,391 THE LEDERHOSEN! 610 00:22:46,393 --> 00:22:48,760 IT IS LIKE POISON FOR MY EYE STOMACHS. 611 00:22:48,762 --> 00:22:49,694 - AHH! 45021

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