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When was the last time
you really slept a night?
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Let's just work, all right?
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Killer clown.
I know what you're thinking, Sam.
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- Why did it have to be clowns?
- Give me a break.
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Ha, you didn't think I remember.
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You still bust out crying
whenever you see Ronald McDonald.
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- I'm not afraid of flying.
- Planes crash.
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And clowns Kill.
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It's okay. They can't hurt you.
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They can't hurt you.
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If it bleeds, you can kill it. Yeah.
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If it bleeds, you can Kill it.
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Hello?
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I am the egg man.
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Seriously, Frank, pay phones?
Come on. Uh...
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I'm getting the clap off this thing
just touching it.
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Fred Savage? Really?
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Yeah. No, I know.
Big Mouths are everywhere.
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Uh, well, since you asked...
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...some actual intel
on the Dick Roman guy would be nice.
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Fine. All right.
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Yeah, good looking out.
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Hope he finds something quick.
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This protocol du jour thing's
creeping my cheese.
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So we got dick on Dick?
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Vivid way of putting it.
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Find anything on Wonder Woman?
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No. There probably won't be.
They are definitely gone.
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But might have found something
in Kansas.
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All right, well, let's do it.
But a few simple rules, okay? No babies.
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- Henh.
- No baby mamas, no bars...
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...no booze, no hot chicks of any kind.
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- Heh, wait. Did you just say...?
- Hey. You spawn a monster baby...
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...see how quick you wanna dive
back in the pool.
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- Those are not the fun kind of hickeys.
- You're saying an octopus did this?
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Not just any octopus.
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Based on welt diameter,
Enteroctopus dofleini.
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And for those of us
who skipped the Enteroctopus class?
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Giant Pacific Octopus.
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- How giant we talking, doc?
- Approximately 30 feet.
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I mean, aren't giant octopi rare
around here?
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Yet here we are.
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So, what happens, guy comes home,
cracks a beer and gets suckered to death?
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Obviously, this was some kind
of freak fetish attack.
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Someone created those hickey marks,
then bled the man out.
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- Bite look vampy to you?
- Yeah, no question.
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So, what are we looking for?
An OctoVamp? Vamptopus?
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- That's crazy even for us, right?
- It does push the envelope.
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Let's go chat up the widow.
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We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am.
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Mrs. Harper,
we know this is, uh, bad timing...
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...but we have a few routine questions
we need to ask. Is that okay?
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Yeah.
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Did the house feel any different lately?
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- Different?
- Anything strange.
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Cold spots.
Uh, did you smell anything weird?
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- Maybe sulfury.
- No. Not that I can remember.
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Okay, we're just ticking
all the boxes here. Um...
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What about any skeletons
in your husband's closet?
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Skeletons? What do you mean?
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Can you think of anybody
who would wanna do him harm?
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A colleague, an old flame.
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The tiniest detail could really help.
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You wanna know
what he was up to lately...
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...ask Stacey.
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She was here the night he died.
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- Um, Stacey?
- Our nanny.
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Any other questions?
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No, that's, um...
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Thank you. You've been a big help.
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Really appreciate the hospitality,
ma'am.
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Mom, Dad, nanny. Boy, that is a
love triangle right out of Casa Erotica.
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Of course, in those, the jealous wife...
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...tends to channel her feelings
more productively.
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Only thing
I can't wrap my mind around is...
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How wife lady summoned
an OctoVamp?
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More like why?
Kind of impractical, right?
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Yeah. All right, one of us needs
to go talk to the naughty nanny...
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...the other one shake down the place,
see what we're dealing with.
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- All right. I'm on the nanny.
- I'm on the nanny.
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Heh, I thought you said no hot chicks.
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We don't know that she's hot.
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Now, uh, how would you describe
your relationship with the deceased?
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I don't know. Normal, I guess.
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- Normal?
- Well, I mostly dealt with Debra.
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There was nothing going on,
if that's what you mean.
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Debra said you were at the house late
the night that, uh, Brian died.
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Yeah.
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Brian was working late,
so I stayed with Kelly.
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- She was pretty upset.
- Why's that?
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Well, it was her birthday.
We had a party at Plucky's.
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Plucky's.
Why does that sound familiar?
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Plucky Pennywhistle's
Magical Menagerie?
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Pizza chain for kids.
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Actually, more for lazy parents.
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Anyway, her dad showed up
for five minutes...
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...then he went back to work.
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And, of course,
her mom was out of town.
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This stupid kid told Kelly her folks
didn't really love her. She freaked.
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I was calming her down for hours.
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Uh, did you notice anything weird
at the house?
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Weird like...?
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Anything. Even a bad feeling.
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No, nothing like that.
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Actually, Kelly does have a weird thing
about closets.
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Heh, but it's just kid stuff.
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Try me.
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She thinks
there's a monster in her closet.
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Drives everyone crazy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, we talked to the wrong person.
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- What?
- Forget the mom. Talk to the daughter.
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She's mad at her dad
for ditching her birthday.
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You think, uh, a birthday wish
gone wrong? Something like that?
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- I don't know. Could be.
- I got a 20 on her now.
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Can you get to her
without tripping the Amber Alert?
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- I'll try.
- All right, see what you can find out.
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What you working on there?
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I know who you are.
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- You do?
- Mm-hm...
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...you're the guy that talked to my mom.
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Heh, that's right, I did.
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Kelly? Where are you, honey?
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Something wrong?
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My mom will get mad if I talk to you.
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- How come?
- Because of what I told the police.
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What did you tell the police?
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I told them that
I tried to warn my dad.
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That the monster would get him.
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Kelly? Come here, now.
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Kelly.
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If it bleeds, you can Kill it.
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Hey, um...
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Okay, so the horse I get,
the hoof prints...
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...the jumping over the fence,
but, uh, what ran him through?
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Best I can tell you is something big.
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So, what like a lance?
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Sad. Lady's gotta pull her
frigging 8-year-old out of school...
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...and tell him his dad's dead.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, ma'am. Agent Jones, FBI.
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I'm sorry, I really need to go.
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Okay. Uh, just one quick question,
if you don't mind.
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Um, was yesterday your son's birthday?
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Billy's birthday?
No. Why would you ask that?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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Oh. But his father did take him
to a friend's birthday party yesterday.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You remember a chain
called Plucky Pennywhistle's?
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- No.
- Really?
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- Could've sworn you loved those places.
- No, dude, I hated them.
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Uh, you would dump me
and go trolling for chicks.
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It's not like I left you in jail.
Those places are fun.
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Fun? Uh, they're lame.
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And they smell like puke,
and the ice cream is all grainy.
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Don't have one of your episodes, okay?
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I hit a dead end with this whole
wishes-gone-wild thing...
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...but both kids were at Plucky's
day of.
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Go check out the local Plucky's,
ask about this Billy kid.
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Look, man, uh, why don't I just wait
for you to get back?
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No can do, hermano.
I'm on my way to talk to Billy.
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Oh, why don't I talk to Billy right now?
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Heh, wait, wait, wait. This isn't about,
uh, your clown thing, is it?
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What?
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- No.
- Sammy.
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No. Heh.
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What in the world did they do to you?
All right, you know what? Never mind.
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Just know that 99.99 percent
of all clowns can't hurt you, okay?
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And if it bleeds, you can Kill it.
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If it bleeds, you can Kill it.
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Have fun.
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I'm too old for this.
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Heh, oh, yeah.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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Have fun, ha-ha-ha.
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Welcome to Plucky...
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Welcome to Plucky's,
where all your dreams are good.
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Could you just maybe...?
Just get the manager for me?
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Okay.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's.
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A medium pixie pizza is ready for pickup.
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I just need you to stay sane
for three more hours, okay?
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Here.
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Finish your homework.
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Like I can concentrate in here.
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- There's this really cool game.
- Yeah?
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Have you seen it?
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Real beauties, huh?
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We rotate them out once a week.
Kids love having their art on the wall.
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Draw your worst fear?
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I know.
But we don't post the truly evil stuff.
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Just the standard crap
like sharks and ghosts.
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- Jean Holiday, shift manager.
- Johnson, FBI.
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So, heh, tell me...
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...why even ask the kids
to draw creepy stuff to begin with?
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It's just an exercise
some pop psychologist came up with.
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Plus the owner is obsessed
with "aiding children's development."
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So the placemat is a safe way
to get kids to talk about their fears.
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We get them to sketch it
in the little box...
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...and voila, Plucky magically
transforms it into rainbows and candy.
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Personally, I think it's a load of hooey,
but they say if these fears run wild...
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...then it affects kids
long into their adulthood.
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Yeah, I've heard that.
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So I don't know if you'll remember...
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...but there was, uh, a kid in here
yesterday named Billy Pogue, for a party.
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- Oh, the conniption kid.
- Conniption? He had a...?
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No, no, not him. He was fine.
It was his dad.
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He pulls the kid away
before cake and presents.
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The kid asked to stay
for five minutes...
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...the dad pulls a full frontal douche bag,
starts screaming.
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I was embarrassed for the kid.
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Any available Plucky,
please come to the front desk.
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We have a birthday party
waiting to happen.
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Any available Plucky...
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Hey.
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You a cop?
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Uh, yeah. I'm a fed.
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What are you investigating?
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A couple of crazy deaths.
Why, something you wanna share?
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Look, not now. Too many eyes. Yeah.
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Come back after closing.
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Hey. So, uh, what's the lowdown
with trauma town?
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I can tell you, uh,
neither vic was up for parent of the year.
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Kelly's dad skipped her birthday,
and Billy's dad pulled...
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...one of those dick-parent scenes
that makes everyone cringe.
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- What the hell are these?
- Kid therapy.
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Um, you draw your worst nightmare,
poof, Plucky fixes it.
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Um, they hang them up on this big wall.
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Well, can't argue with this.
Leprechauns are deadly.
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Okay, so Kelly draws a monster...
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...and then that goes after her father,
that's what we're saying?
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Here's the thing, they label those.
And guess which two were missing.
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Well, name tag was there,
no placemat.
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- Little Miss OctoVamp.
- Yeah.
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And Billy.
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Ahem, so somehow, whatever he drew
came to life and killed his dad...
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...riding a horse.
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Close, but no Seabiscuit.
239
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,459
Ahem, see, I went and had a little chat
with Billy...
240
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,795
...and he drew me this.
241
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,552
Wait. So now unicorns are evil?
242
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,720
Yeah, obviously.
243
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,307
Great. Well, now the question is...
244
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:42,353
...how did a unicorn come off a sketch
and kill Billy's dad?
245
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,355
How's any of this happening?
246
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,068
Well, that's it for me.
247
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,988
- Guess I'll head out.
- Uh, one more thing.
248
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:56,158
Some kid puked in the ball pit.
It's gonna need a full sanitization.
249
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,995
Do that, and then you can clock out.
250
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,082
Coming through.
251
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,045
- All right.
- Good. Got it?
252
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,756
Hold on one second there, guys.
253
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,593
Keep in touch.
254
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,054
Uh, thank you.
255
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,266
So?
256
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,144
Manager found the body in the ball pit,
blood everywhere.
257
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,772
- Cops have a theory?
- The ball washer did it.
258
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,440
- The what?
- The ball washer.
259
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,859
- The what?
- The ball...
260
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,320
Look at this.
261
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,449
Thank you, gentlemen.
262
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,326
Thanks.
263
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,122
- That's a shark bite.
- Yeah.
264
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,500
And, uh, judging from the radius,
I'd say a 20-footer at least.
265
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,838
Shark Week, man.
How do you not watch that?
266
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,799
A whole week of sharks.
267
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,150
"Omar Cooper." Heh.
268
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,986
How much you wanna bet Omar here
was scared of sharks?
269
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,030
Saul the janitor is connected how?
He's not related to Omar.
270
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,200
No. But Saul had something
he wanted to tell me.
271
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,745
So this isn't about ganking
some dickweed parent?
272
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,456
More like, uh, silencing a whistleblower.
273
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,835
Great. So whatever we're looking for can
literally fire off childhood fears at will.
274
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,671
Well, watch out for evil lunch ladies.
275
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,008
All right. Let's comb this place.
276
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,386
Seriously?
277
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:08,392
Dractopus, Seabiscuit the Impaler,
Land Shark, what's next?
278
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,195
Okay, Tyler, that's it.
You gotta take the bus from here.
279
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,782
- But I thought...
- I can't, I'm sorry, I'm late.
280
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,076
Here.
281
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,751
Stay out of trouble.
282
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,796
Maybe a tulpa?
283
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,216
No, killings are too spread out.
284
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,510
True. Um...
285
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:25,803
Angel?
286
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,639
It's a little imaginative
for the God Squad, don't you think?
287
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,559
Right. So what?
288
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,770
Yeah, I don't know, I'm tapped out.
289
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,608
Well, whatever it is,
at least we know where it is.
290
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:40,942
Plucky's.
291
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,863
That's where the victims
are getting picked up.
292
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:47,783
Yeah, but we swept the place last night,
and nada.
293
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,745
I can go back, grill the employees,
maybe dig up some dirt.
294
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,956
What good's that gonna do?
They think you're a fed.
295
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,292
The one guy who was gonna rat,
he got Bruce'd.
296
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,917
Anybody knows anything,
they're not gonna tell you.
297
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,255
All right, yup, that's the plan.
298
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,925
I'll go back, play bad cop,
really lean into them.
299
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:10,848
- And?
- And when I'm done, you watch them.
300
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,267
If somebody freaks out,
then that's our creep.
301
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,103
Or he'll lead us closer,
and you can track him.
302
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,314
Well, what's my cover?
303
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,776
I don't know, just hang back.
Act normal.
304
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:29,283
Yeah. Yeah, a guy in his 30s hanging out
at Plucky's alone. That's normal.
305
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,118
That's not pervy at all.
306
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,913
It doesn't matter what people say.
We've roped it off.
307
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,121
I've notified the powers that be.
Everyone's aware.
308
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,835
- Just no one goes in the...
- Hi.
309
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,462
Agent.
310
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,839
- Bet I know why you're here.
- How's business?
311
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,384
Turns out not even grim flipping death
can slow down the birthday fun.
312
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,513
We roped off the ball pit though,
until corporate can get here.
313
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,434
I can't believe
the machine did Saul in like that.
314
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,979
That makes two of us. I'm gonna need
to talk to some of your employees.
315
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,773
- Like who?
- Like you.
316
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,780
Bye.
317
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,492
He's so funny. You want some more?
318
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,994
- See you later.
- Bye.
319
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,996
Hi.
320
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,498
Oh, yeah.
321
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,833
You finished, buddy? Here you go, honey.
322
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,088
Howdy, friend.
323
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,800
Giant slinky. Would've killed for one
of those when I was a kid. How much?
324
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,843
- One thousand tickets.
- American dinero.
325
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,096
Oh, we don't take cash
at Plucky Pennywhistle's.
326
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,015
Only tickets won through hard work
and determination, heh.
327
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,559
You mainlined the Kool-Aid?
328
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,566
It's double-ticket Tuesday
if you play Skee-Ball.
329
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:48,070
Heh, oh, yeah.
330
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,573
Howdy, friend.
331
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,747
Where were you last night?
332
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,543
Well, here, obviously.
333
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,920
I found him.
334
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,881
I was by the cash register
the whole time.
335
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,676
There's a security camera pointed
right at the counter.
336
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,428
The cops already looked at it.
337
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,054
And you heard nothing?
338
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,432
I heard the ball blaster.
339
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,852
I didn't hear him,
if I did I would've run in, of course.
340
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,604
Yeah, right. Right.
So that's your excuse?
341
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,606
My what?
342
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:28,861
- Look, I know I'm new to this job, but...
- What?
343
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,738
- How new?
- Couple weeks.
344
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,156
Just got promoted.
345
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:39,580
So, uh, is there a lot of competition
for the gig?
346
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,873
I guess.
347
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,251
It comes with benefits.
348
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,254
The bosses had us all write essays...
349
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:51,175
...about how we would do our best
for the kids, and they picked me.
350
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,803
Don't be shocked, but I actually did
two semesters at college, so...
351
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,891
I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I?
352
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:02,436
I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
353
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,981
Look, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm trying.
354
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,443
And, I mean, it's not as if
I'd ever do anything illegal.
355
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,154
Sure you wouldn't.
356
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:20,204
Megan Eastberg, your
mom's waiting for you at the front desk.
357
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:25,334
Megan, please find your mom
at the front desk.
358
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,822
Special agent, wow, ha, ha.
359
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,825
I want you to know, sir,
I really appreciate what you do...
360
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,827
Quiet.
361
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,050
Hey. Stop cheating.
362
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,515
You heard him. Knock it off.
363
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,395
Jackass.
364
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,065
Tyler, soup's on.
365
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,653
- But, Mom, I don't want...
- Eat it.
366
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:37,072
But it sucks.
367
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,000
Why don't you cut her some slack?
368
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,502
- Why do you care?
- Because I been where you are.
369
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,422
Your mom made you camp
at a stupid Plucky's after school?
370
00:27:55,048 --> 00:28:00,762
No. No, but my dad,
he, uh, hauled me places.
371
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:05,309
Besides, she's working a tough gig,
you know, she's exhausted.
372
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,604
You should take pity on the old.
373
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,066
- And, hey, free grub.
- That stuff tastes like butt.
374
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,568
What?
375
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,821
Come on, it can't be that bad.
Let's see here.
376
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,787
That is butt.
377
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,629
- You scared of robots?
- They have laser eyes.
378
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,088
Yes.
379
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,258
- Excuse me.
- Howdy, friend. What's your name?
380
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,844
- Evan.
- Hi.
381
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:50,771
Lose the head.
382
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,274
Why'd you do it?
383
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,276
Do what?
384
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,487
I think you know.
385
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,658
I got rights. You can't...
386
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,203
I'm the government,
I can do whatever I want.
387
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,788
Okay. I'll talk.
388
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,669
Dean!
389
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,105
Hey. Hey. Come here.
390
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,191
Hey.
391
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,992
If this is about the meth lab
that fireballed up, it wasn't me.
392
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,912
It was my brother,
but we got the same fingerprints and...
393
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,665
Please, this is the best job I ever had.
394
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,209
- All right, look, uh...
- Cliff.
395
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:58,880
Cliff. You're not using kids' nightmares
to smoke people, are you, Cliff?
396
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,882
I don't think so.
397
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,013
- Get up.
- What's going on?
398
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,431
All right, cards up.
399
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,559
We don't care that you, uh,
broke bad or whatever.
400
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:15,355
- There is some seriously weird going on.
- You mean in the subbasement.
401
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,441
This place has a subbasement?
402
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,151
Sure. Door's out back.
403
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,154
- Easy to miss if you don't know.
- What's in there?
404
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:26,408
Alls I know is me and Saul used
to come in afterhours sometimes and...
405
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:33,206
You ever shroom in a ball pit?
406
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,210
Not that I would, agents.
407
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,672
It was Saul. Just Saul. All alone.
408
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:46,094
Anyway, sometimes we'd hear,
like, spooky stuff through the vents.
409
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:48,972
Coming up from the boiler room.
410
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,394
Okay, kiddo, let's go.
411
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:58,398
- But somebody stole it.
- So draw another one.
412
00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,233
Okay?
413
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,194
We gotta go.
414
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,615
Okay, I'm sorry.
415
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,286
- Thank you.
- That placemat sucked anyway.
416
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,343
- Dean, what? What is it?
- While you were out being Dirty Harry...
417
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:31,598
...uh, Tyler's mom got pissy with him,
and now his placemat's missing.
418
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,433
So, what do you think?
419
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,520
I think that bitchy mom,
plus, uh, sad kid...
420
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,940
...plus, uh, placemat
with something nuts written on it...
421
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,817
...equals wacky corpse.
422
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,777
You think she's next on the list?
423
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,780
- I'll tail them, to be safe. You...
- Check the boiler room.
424
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,281
Right.
425
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:49,950
Oh, Dean. Dean.
426
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,452
- Uh, any idea what he drew?
- Robot.
427
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,538
- Robot?
- About the size of a house.
428
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,499
Shoots destruct-o-beams
out of its eyes.
429
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,502
- At least I'll see it coming.
- Yeah.
430
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,317
Now, that's perfectly normal.
431
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,890
Drop it.
432
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,689
Drop it.
433
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,739
Mm-hm. Now kick it over.
434
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,205
Some pretty heavy Hoodoo
you got here.
435
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,375
I gotta say, as far as I know,
none of these things, uh...
436
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,544
...could poop out a unicorn.
437
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,589
There's power in fear.
438
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,718
And when a child draws
what he's afraid of...
439
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:36,431
...a little of that mojo
ends up on the page.
440
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,350
So what, you toss it in the fire...
441
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,353
...and some bed-wetter's horror show
comes to life?
442
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,563
I gotta get something
off the parent too.
443
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,566
Something they own.
444
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,443
That bit gets tricky, heh.
445
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:51,238
Well, hasn't seemed
to slow you down.
446
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,740
I'm just doing what I need to.
447
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,742
Okay, heh, okay.
448
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,661
I get it. Okay?
449
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,251
No drawing, no Iron Giant.
450
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:09,089
That B word is still on the list.
451
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,758
But not tonight. Bigger fish.
452
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,427
What, are you gonna shoot me,
Howard?
453
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,597
You really want a body on your hands?
Blood everywhere.
454
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:22,936
I'd shut up. Because I got lots of ways
to take care of bullies. Don't you worry.
455
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,480
Like that FBI guy. He's your pal, right?
456
00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,484
I saw you chase Cliff down.
457
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:33,321
Five minutes ago,
his business card was torched...
458
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:38,159
...along with something
from my personal collection.
459
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,831
Yeah, I picked it out real special
for him too.
460
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,793
Soon as I saw him, I noticed.
461
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:52,465
He was staring at every little Plucky
like it was gonna stab him or something.
462
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,936
Guy's got a real thing about clowns.
463
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,627
Well, hey, these are, uh,
really nice dolls.
464
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,421
Did you paint them yourself?
465
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,512
Uh, frigging Plucky.
466
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,264
Plucky helps kids.
467
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,224
That's all I ever wanted to do.
468
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,102
And when the management slot
opened up, I...
469
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,607
But they passed me over.
470
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,233
Shocker.
471
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,904
I told them
no one cares more than me...
472
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,406
...but suits never listen.
473
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,576
So I'm doing it my way.
474
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,411
Let me get this straight.
475
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:07,082
You didn't get the good parking space,
so you start dropping bodies?
476
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,710
Those parents were horrible.
They deserve what they got.
477
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,254
- What about Saul?
- Saul had a big mouth.
478
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,303
Some guy hits on the babysitter, all of
a sudden he's the world's worst dad?
479
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,847
A good parent puts his kids first.
480
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:27,268
And having a little girl watch her pop
get ganked by the closet monster...
481
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,772
- ...that's putting her first?
- In the long run, they'll be better off.
482
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,692
- You think so? Really?
- I would have been.
483
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,621
So your brother...
484
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,334
- ...what happened to him?
- It's not my fault, it's theirs.
485
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,468
Looks to me like he drowned.
486
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,514
I was screaming...
487
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,351
...but my folks, they didn't listen.
488
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,437
They never listened.
489
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,148
- It was an accident?
- They let him die.
490
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,122
I'll bet you still have nightmares.
491
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,376
- Bet you haven't been in the water since.
- Shut up!
492
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:36,045
Because you're afraid.
493
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,383
No!
494
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,236
It wasn't my fault.
495
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,156
I'm sorry.
496
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,796
Let's roll.
497
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,592
Go ahead, say it.
498
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,638
I'm sorry.
499
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:13,977
You look like you got attacked
by some PCP-crazed strippers.
500
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:21,985
Dude, one of them sprayed me
with seltzer from his flower. Yeah.
501
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,990
I'm sor... Ooh!
502
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,618
- What?
- Nothing. Carry on.
503
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,788
That's...
504
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,748
Sam...
505
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:40,003
...I'm sorry for, ahem,
psychologically scarring you.
506
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,131
- Which time?
- Shut up.
507
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:46,843
Seriously, me ditching you when
we were kids, that was a dick move.
508
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:50,972
- You know, the whole clown thing...
- You know what, man? Honestly, I...
509
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:55,643
Getting my ass kicked
by those Juggalos tonight was, uh...
510
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,813
- Was therapeutic.
- You faced your fear.
511
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:02,275
Exactly. And now, what else
could a clown possibly ever do to me?
512
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,985
- I feel good.
- Well, congrats.
513
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,778
By the way, to celebrate...
514
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,031
What?
515
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,493
- No.
- Yes.
516
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,537
- Did you win this?
- We earned that.
517
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:20,585
Hey, I got you a little something too,
actually.
518
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,715
What? You said you were over it.
519
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,551
You can think of it as a, uh...
520
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:31,596
...clown-phobia sobriety chip.
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