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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris.
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Man of action.
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Chuck Norris stars in Chuck
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Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.
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He's got nerves of steel
and strength to match.
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Chuck Norris with his team peppered.
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It's too dangerous to watch too much
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Teemo the samurai warrior.
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Read Chuck's teenager pretends
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to be a sumo champion
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with Chuck Norris.
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They battle
the sinister forces on the floor.
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Remember this?
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And the ruthless super ninja finish
Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi,
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Chuck Norris, karate commandos.
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Have you ever made a mistake?
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Of course you have. We all have.
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Many times it's
hard to face up to that mistake,
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because it means you may be laughed at
or punished
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when you do face up to your mistake
and know you'll never do it again.
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And you become a much stronger person.
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And we needed all that strength
on the island of the Walking Dead.
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The satellite handled communications
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for every military installation
on the globe.
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Satellite maintaining coordinates, stable
and on track.
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Everything from soup to missile launches.
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Oh, that reminds me, Lord.
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Chuck.
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That satellite is pretty valuable.
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Hardware? Sure.
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I'm glad the satellite is on our side.
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We're ready to attack.
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Good.
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And while you're seizing
control of the satellite,
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be sure to give my regards to Chuck
Norris.
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Norris I'm
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going to give him a lot more than Recons.
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Remember, Norris is my.
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I can't figure out
where this interference is coming from.
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We're under attack.
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Hit it!
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You got it.
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Ninja class.
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You see
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the grenade?
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Don't let them take the control room.
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I'm not.
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Yeah, there's no.
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Air. Oh!
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Hey, I thought.
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This is for. You.
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No, no.
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It's so on.
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Norris. Oh.
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It's not over yet.
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Norris.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Destroy the tracking.
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He's going to pull the dish up.
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One back.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You.
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Why would the floor want to destroy
the tracking station antenna?
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I'm sure we'll find out soon.
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We've locked onto that satellite long.
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What else will.
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Now, very.
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Gently bring it down to beam. Is.
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Lit. There it's years.
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Show.
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Before you get the satellite, I want you
to make sure Norris doesn't interfere.
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He won't.
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Okay, gang.
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That's it. Pepper.
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Get our equipment to the departing point.
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I'll meet you on the destroyer
in two hours.
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Right, Chuck?
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Oh, and thanks for their help, tank.
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My pleasure, little lady.
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My old buddy Chuck's.
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Get some nice friends.
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Thanks for giving me and the barbell
a lift to my gym.
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No problem, buddy.
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Chuck. Come in. Yes, Mr. Director.
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Chuck, you've got to stop Klaue
from getting his hands on that satellite.
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If he gets it, he'll have total control
of all our military bases.
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I get the picture, Mr. Director.
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Count on me.
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Good luck. Who was that? Really? Yep.
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Where?
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Looks like the traffic on this highway
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suddenly gotten heavy.
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And dude almost took us out.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Mind if I borrow your barbell?
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Be my guest.
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It always did have style, Chuck.
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I'll have to tag along with you
more often.
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Any time, buddy.
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Anytime.
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The satellite's been located by its homing
device.
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It's somewhere on Voodoo Island.
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Then that's where we're going.
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The satellite emits an audible signal
when you get close.
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You should hear it. Beep.
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We'll find it.
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You just get that ship out of sight.
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Good luck.
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We'll split up
so we can cover more territory.
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Too much red and pepper. Go with chemo.
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We've got to get to that satellite
before the clock.
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And be careful out there.
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We'll meet by the base of the
volcano at oh eight 30 hours.
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I hear something.
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What do you want?
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Look in the tree.
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Do you think the sound came from that?
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Yeah.
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He couldn't hear.
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Look, the satellite.
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Oh. Wow.
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Everything looks like dead people.
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The, There's zombies.
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We're getting out of here.
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Too much.
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He didn't even feel it.
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Oh, just keep dreaming.
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Time,
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Wait. Hey.
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These should have been here by now.
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You're right.
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Let's go find him.
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They came this way.
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All right.
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Look at all those footprints.
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Listen.
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Another drum.
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It's different.
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And it's coming from
that end of the island.
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We're going to let those drums
lead the way for us. To.
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Good work.
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The claw will be pleased to,
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with the satellite recovered.
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We're right on schedule.
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Let's not.
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Forget it.
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Let's see how brave you are
when we start the barbecue.
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You'll.
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Never get Chuck. We'll find. Him.
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I have my ways.
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You've made your.
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Point.
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I want to barbecue Chuck Norris
on those coals.
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Personal.
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No worries.
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He's around here.
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I can feel it.
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Well.
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But, boss.
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These are the walking dead.
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Doesn't matter.
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We're moving in.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Fight!
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Fire with fire!
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Over here!
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Chuck!
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Yeah.
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You guys okay?
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Sure. Chuck.
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We're gonna need these.
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Let's move it.
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Step down.
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We found the satellite.
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The zombies took it
this week into the jungle.
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We'll follow them.
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We've got to get it back.
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They will not succeed.
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I will stop them. Wherever they go.
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You can.
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See them.
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Holy smokes!
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How did they find us so fast?
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The shaman's magic.
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Look out!
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They're not going to stop us.
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Hey! What is.
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In there?
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Too much!
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Stop!
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It's a booby trap!
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Everybody out of the way!
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Either one.
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Jump!
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We made it!
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This way.
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These zombies don't give up, do they?
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, guys.
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This way.
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Over the bridge.
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Go on.
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But, boss. Chuck? What's wrong?
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I don't know. Sharp pain.
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Keep going.
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You're going to beg me to end it for you.
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You're risking.
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Them.
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It's super ninja.
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That's strange.
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The pain's gone.
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It must be stopped.
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We're going to take a detour
to get that satellite.
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Both.
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You mean.
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That's right down there.
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Whoa!
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Is everybody okay?
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There's too much
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titanium.
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Hey, speed it up
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as soon as the satellite is back in orbit.
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We'll take all the communications
from the military bases.
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The satellite?
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Yep. I see it.
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Chemo, Toby
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and I will break into the main building
and take care of Klaus setup.
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You got it, boss. Pepper.
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Heat up those turbines on that jet.
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That's all right. Out of here.
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We'll do it. Oh!
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Did you.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh! Oh.
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Glad to see you're up to form, boss.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Mount up.
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Guys.
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But, boss.
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I can't ride that tricycle.
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It's too. Small.
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I've got other plans for you.
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Oh, we're going to pay
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a surprise
visit to the man at the top. Oh!
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Norris has attacked headquarters.
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No worries.
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And where is he now?
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Business as usual.
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A dramatic entrance.
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Make sure you show. Mr.
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Norris every consideration.
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Before you kill him.
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That may not be so easy for.
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Now. Hi, guys.
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At least I get the satisfaction.
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Of eliminating you.
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I hope I'm not late for the party.
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Perfect timing.
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Topic.
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Come.
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Cool. Me?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Claw, please.
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Forget it.
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We'll get him next time.
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Yes. I sure hope that gets ready.
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Yeah.
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Break it up, skipper.
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Keep going.
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Pepper, please.
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Just.
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You may have won.
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This round, Norris,
but you will live to regret it.
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Hit it.
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It's close. Jet.
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Prepare to attack!
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Navy fighter planes.
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Whoosh! Beating the clock!
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Do exactly as I say.
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Wait.
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What's the clock to? It's not the clock.
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It's Norris.
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I know him.
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He's got the satellite.
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Escort to get the team. Old.
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Mission accomplished.
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Remember,
everyone makes mistakes in their life.
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You do?
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I do. And your parents do.
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But being able to love them
in spite of those mistakes.
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Is what makes you a very special person.
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Catch you later.
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