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The ceiling leak is back.

Well, I can fix it again,

but the truth is, we need a new roof.

- That sounds expensive. - About 15,000.

Can we diy it?

That would be 15,000 plus hospital bills.

Roofs are my nemeses.

Ok, sounds like I'll be getting

a lottery ticket on the way to work.

All right.

I will see you shortly.

Hello, officer John Nolan.

What a joy to my eyes.

I need advice from my bestie. May I come in?

Well, I know we're friends

I think he means me. What's up?

Well, schnuckiputzi,

I'm struggling with a major problem,

one that has plagued humanity

since it first emerged from the primordial ooze

and ate from the pornographic apple.

- I'm in love. - Again?

This time it's for keeps.

She's the one, the future Mrs. Skip tracer Randy.

That's wonderful. I hope we get to meet her.

Well, you already have.

The object of my affection is none other than

the beautiful, talented and unnervingly flexible

chastity sneed.

My brother's girlfriend?

Half brother, yes.

When we were having a wonderful role playing adventures

together at your wedding, I felt a deep

and powerful connection I can no longer deny.

I love Peter. Yes, he's fine. Ok, whatever.

But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.

Well, we've all been there.

Ok, well, have you let her know this?

That is why I'm here. I need your help.

I want to make a grand romantic gesture.

What do you think she would like more,

a giraffe or perhaps like a purple lamborghini?

Those are two very different, very expensive options.

Yes.

I forgot to tell you, how silly of me.

So ten years ago, a client paid me

using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.

I checked it recently, and it turns out

Randy spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.

A billionaire?

Ok, well, like a 100 millionaire,

but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.

Anyway, let's brainstorm.

What is the clearest path to chastity's heart?

Ok, we actually have to get to work,

so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.

Yeah.

Perhaps I give you $100,000

for five more minutes of your time.

Let me grab you a cup of coffee.

Is it still four cream, six sugars?

Always, yes.

My mom is calling.

It is too early in the morning for this.

It might be an emergency.

Hey, mom. Everything ok?

Someo ne's trying to get in the house.

Lock yourself in the bathroom.

Do not come out until I get there.

Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.

Mom, are you ok?

Yeah, sorry to worry you.

Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.

Thank you, Mrs. Harper.

Mom, what is going on?

Well, I feel so silly.

It wasn't a burglar.

It was this nice gentleman.

Deputy Ron Martin, west Hollywood station.

Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?

I'm serving an eviction notice.

This must be the wrong address.

She's the owner.

That's what I was trying to tell him.

I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.

Your mother received several warnings

that she needed to vacate.

- Did you get a notice? - I don't know.

I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.

Here, I'll call Wesley. We'll get this sorted out.

Mommy, I'm not fussing.

Ruth, I got here as fast as I could.

- Mom? - Hi, dear.

- Thank you. - Are you ok?

Yeah.

You sounded so scared on the phone.

You two are friends? Did you know this?

No.

Best of friends, as a matter of fact.

Which you would know if you ever called.

- I don't like any of this. - Me neither.

When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?

Today, supposedly.

So my anxiety is at about a 12 right now.

- What? - No, no, nothing.

- What? - It's not that important.

- No, nothing. I... - what? - I need help.

- I... - Ok.

Not like "in case of emergency" help, but I

ok, stop. Just... just ask the question.

Right.

What should I get rodge for his birthday?

Well, when is it?

- Saturday. - Ok.

Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?

No, because that would undermine my whole existence.

What?

I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.

I should be able to... to feel the right gift in my soul.

Right, ok.

And you're not feeling that with rodge?

I'm feeling nothing.

And it's freaking me out because I really like him.

But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?

Listen, it could be.

Or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself

to get the perfect gift that you sent your intuition

into a panic spiral.

- You think I'm spiraling? - I mean...

Guten tag to my favorite officers

of the female persuasion.

- Randy, hi. - Nice car.

Yes, thank you. I just purchased it.

I'm coming to you now because I need your help.

John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.

I need a young woman's perspective.

Ok, perspective about what?

I'm in love with chastity.

"Pete's chastity?" Yes, that's the one.

"Well, since when?" Well, during the wedding,

I pretended to be Pete, and things led to things.

And now I'm in love, ok? Got it? Great.

Now, what do I need to give her, my new beloved?

We were just talking about gifts.

- My boyfriend rodge, he... - Time out. No, no.

We're talking about me, so let's focus, ok?

What do women like?

Yeah, well, I've always liked

getting to know each other's shared goals and values.

Ok. Yeah, let's keep thinking.

How about a house?

What if a man bought you a house?

You would have to love him then, yes?

I mean, how big a house?

- What? - What?

I mean, real estate in la is cutthroat.

Randy, listen, if you really see a future with chastity,

just talk to her.

You know, get to know her friends, her life.

To me, I think women just want to be listened to.

I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.

Friends, yes.

Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy chen.

I am off to win her love with listening.

Ha-ha!

And maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way,

you know, just in case.

That's going to end badly, isn't it?

100%.

You were on the burns' case this morning, yeah?

Yeah, back to the depositions.

Great, thanks for taking that off my hands for me.

Between the election and these college visits,

I barely have time to breathe.

Any chance Logan will stay local?

Well, you know, I'm doing my best.

I'm talking up ucla, usc.

But he clearly wants whatever college

gets him furthest away from us.

Jack slept on my head last night.

You know, I used to want to

punch people when they said this to me,

but you're gonna miss it when it's over.

I'm sure I will.

Morning, gentlemen. Are you ready to testify?

Yes, sir.

And if that ain't a fact, god's a possum.

I don't know what that means.

I've learned to ignore the country commentary.

But I don't hate it.

As long as your answers are clear and concise,

a little personality goes a long way with the jury.

But not with your training officer.

Yes, sir.

That is too much handsome for one hallway.

Save the sweet talk for the jury, atlas.

After this morning, I believe you're gonna reconsider

taking this to trial.

My client is innocent.

Your client beat a man to death in front of officer penn.

Guy had a heart attack. I was just doing cpr.

I thought a junior associate was on this one.

She was.

I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain

in the eastern front than we thought.

Come on.

Describe what you saw

when you arrived at the kindred spirits bar.

I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashland.

I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns

before rendering aid to Mr. Ashland,

but his wounds proved to be fatal.

Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?

Not until I saw a tattoo on his right arm,

at which point I knew he was eastern front.

This one?

Yes, sir.

Or was it this one?

Objection, counsel is attempting

to confuse the witness.

I'm simply trying to determine

how observant officer penn was on the night in question.

It was this one.

Thank you.

Please enter into the record that officer penn

has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.

It's ok.

Chastity.

It's me, skip tracer Randy.

Randy!

What are you doing here?

You never visit me at work.

I come bearing the best friend of every girl, diamonds.

Did I hear something about diamonds?

Yes, I have gifts for chastity

and for all of chastity's beautiful friends.

That is so sweet, and way too much.

Speak for yourself.

This pales in comparison

to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.

Ok, um... What... what... what... what's going on with you?

What's with all these gifts?

I find myself suddenly shy

in the face of this life-defining moment.

Here, have some gold.

Stop, stop.

Spill it.

Ok, um...

Chastity sneed, marry me, and I will love you forever,

forsaking all others for the rest of my life.

- Randy, ok. - God, no.

I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that.

Ok. I have to win your heart first.

It's ok. It's ok.

But I'm with Pete. You... you know that.

Yes, but I was hoping that my heart and my millions

could help bridge that great divide.

- Wait, millions? - Yes.

Many millions, many, many, many, many, many millions.

Well, have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?

Ooh, a sugar daddy. That sounds delicious.

What is that?

I would have to talk to Pete, though, first.

So I would not have you exclusively?

- No. - Ok, yeah, I understand.

I will contemplate this potential wrinkle

in our future together while you speak to Peter.

- Ok. - Ok, great.

And to be clear, you do not want these gifts?

I really do, actually.

But no. No, no, no.

I... you hang on to them for now.

Ok, ok. Wonderful.

- Just... girls, no. - I'm so sorry, girls.

Hi, did you look at the files I sent?

Yeah, briefly. Seems like title fraud to me.

Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has

regarding the house, ok?

- Thanks. You're the best. - Ok.

Don't move.

Hey, this is not a problem, ok?

I got my keys and my wallet in my jacket pocket.

- You can have them. - I'm not here to Rob you.

You're going to drop the charges against Colin burns.

No, I'm... I'm not.

But before you pull the trigger,

you should know that my wife is a detective,

and she's also a sharpshooter.

I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.

It's Sean del monte's world we'll destroy.

That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil

when daddy ain't around.

I'm talking Ketamine, coke, MDMA.

And we've got the video to prove it.

So check your email and drop the charges,

or we'll destroy that kid's life.

Randy?

Yeah, I'm leaving chastity's club.

My love story has been hiccupped,

but I remain undaunted.

Hello, potential new friends.

Is there something I may assist you with?

Randy, what's happening?

I believe I'm being robbed.

Randy, I'm five blocks away.

Just give them what they want.

So I should warn you,

I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states

and the territory of Guam.

Ok, well, I've been told to let you Rob me,

but I do not believe that's the right thing to do,

so you may begin.

Crunchy.

Hands.

On your back, let's go.

I am sorry for hurting you,

but I did warn you of my skill level, so...

Let me guess.

You rolled in here and started throwing the money around,

and they jumped you.

That's correct, yes.

All right, so here's the problem.

This title looks legitimate.

That is your signature handing over the property

to someone named Priscilla Robins.

You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding,

'cause Priscilla is my friend,

and she helped me put the house into trust for my protection.

And then, how do you know Priscilla?

This Facebook group, we love old houses.

People post pictures of their homes,

and then everyone says how lovely they are.

Well, Priscilla, she dm'd me

and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house

into trust now that I have it paid off,

and it would protect me from title theft.

And she offered to do that for you personally.

Now, that's why I'm confused.

Because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign,

so she's my witness.

Mom, Priscilla... Priscilla is not your witness, ok?

She's the trustee.

You signed the deed over to her,

and she now owns your home,

and she is having you evicted.

Mom, did you even read this?

I'm sorry.

- Mom. - Don't blame yourself, Ruth.

It's a mistake any of us could make.

Hey, sorry to interrupt.

I need to steal my wife.

What's going on?

Something happened, and I need to talk to my wife

about what I should do.

Not a cop, my wife.

Ok, cop me is in the drawer.

I'm... I'm covering the Colin burns

murder case for del monte,

and the eastern front just leaned on me

to make the charges go away.

If they threatened you,

cop me is coming out of the drawer.

Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video

of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.

Don't show me. I'll have to follow up.

Does del monte know his kid is using?

I can't imagine.

I mean, he thinks he's a boy scout.

This... this is gonna wreck him.

If you're asking me should you pass along

this message from the eastern front,

the answer is... is yes,

but not because del monte is being extorted,

because his child is in trouble

and he deserves to hear that from a friend.

You ok? What are you doing?

I'm holding rodge in my mind's eye,

letting his energy emanate,

and the perfect gift will magically appear.

Ok.

- Anything? - A spice rack.

I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.

Ok, well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far.

You know, Randy was right about one thing.

What? Randy?

You know, going to a subject matter expert,

it's a... it's a smart move.

You're saying ask the boys

- what a boy would want. - Yes, I am.

- What's up? - Hey, hi. This won't be long.

So it's rodge's birthday,

and celina needs help picking out a gift,

and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.

Good whisky and a cigar.

It's for her 20-something boyfriend,

not her father-in-law.

Well, what's his love language?

Music, I guess.

I mean, he's written celina, like, a hundred songs.

Great. Write a song for him.

Ok, no, no, that is a big no. The man's a professional.

You can't write a song good enough to impress him.

It don't have to be perfect, just heartfelt.

- I can do heartfelt. - Aw.

Well, do you play an instrument?

No.

Let's just keep thinking, maybe.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

We spoke with detectives in the fraud department,

and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while,

but they haven't been able to prove anything

because the paperwork is legit.

So I won't be getting my house back?

We are working on it.

But if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud,

then that would go a long way with the courts.

So we set a sting operation,

posting photos of my house, on Priscilla's site.

But how will that trap her?

She only targets the elderly homeowners.

Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.

Hot damn.

This is gonna be so much fun.

Hey.

Hey, how's Randy?

Yeah, he's fine. Thank you.

Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.

Good.

God, I feel awful.

This only happened because he was trying to impress me.

Yeah, I know.

He mentioned being your confectionery paramour,

which I took to mean sugar daddy.

You think that's a bad idea?

I think it's none of my business,

but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.

Ok, well, I don't know what to do.

Because I talked to Pete, and he thinks it's a great idea,

and he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.

He's not even the least bit jealous?

Pete's very evolved.

Excuse me. Watch where you're going.

- Excuse me... - Chastity?

Hey!

No!

Are you ok? Chastity?

I'll just be one minute.

Got a minute?

What's up? This about the burns case?

Not entirely.

It's also personal.

I was just approached by a member of the burns crew.

They want us to drop the charges

or they're going to release this video.

What... is that Logan? What is this?

What, are they following my son now?

My guess is one of the dealers figured out

who his father was.

Did you know he was using?

No, of course not.

He... he's a good kid.

You know, he's always squared away.

He gets good grades.

Not that I've been around lately.

I mean, what kind of father doesn't know

that his son is this far gone?

Look, addicts have 100 tricks, ok?

You can't blame yourself.

The important point is, you know now.

You can help him.

How?

I mean, first of all,

Logan has to check himself into rehab.

And if it's just simple possession,

he will get a drug diversion program.

Vivian would love that.

I mean, my bid for da would basically be over.

I know.

No, no, no, no. Ok, no, no, no.

I'll just

ok, ok, what if burns testifies that he was drunk that night?

It was a basic bar brawl, right?

It was about self-defense.

If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life,

that's... that's justifiable homicide.

You're not seriously considering that, are you?

It's my son, Wes.

If you give in, they will keep coming back.

Trust me, I've been there.

The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.

I understand that, but if this video gets out,

that's the rest of his life.

It'll define him, you know?

It'll destroy him.

I know.

But if you give in, they will own you.

$5 million for the safe return of my girlfriend.

They called chastity my girlfriend.

- Son, focus. - Right, yes.

If I don't send the money, they will take her life

in the most depraved way possible?

I'll call in the tech guys.

So we'll get up on your phone

so we're ready for the next contact.

I'm going to need a list of everyone

who knows about your money.

It's a short list. I am highly discreet.

Thank goodness you're here.

- Hi. - You must be Randy.

- Yes, Randy, hello. - I'm Wolfgang puck.

And thank you so much

for your amazing donation to my charities.

I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?

Yes. His braised ribs are to die for.

All right, where can we set up?

The roll call, I guess, the glass room.

All right, let's go.

What is happening?

Randy has a world-class chef

catering the hostage negotiations.

Actually, he will be catering the celebration.

I have just paid the ransom.

Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.

You did what?

They're more likely to kill her than give her back.

Tim's right.

You just made this 100 times worse.

Thank god.

Ok, so they are not going to kill her,

but they are going to double the original ransom.

Ok, that is why you never pay the ransom.

I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.

You'll make them angry.

The promise of your money is the only thing

keeping her alive.

You hand it over to them,

she's just a witness they need to silence.

What?

We should kill her and take off.

- We already got the 5 million. - No.

This guy is good for more.

Look, you saw how fast he paid us, right?

We make him sweat it over tonight.

Then we give him proof of life in the morning

when he's desperate.

"We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her.

Not sure which. Stay tuned to find out."

This is verruckt.

How am I going to survive the night without

descending into madness?

No, I can't

fine.

Randy, you can come home with me.

Bailey and I will keep you company.

Thank you, my second bestest friend.

Come on.

We are almost set up.

Where are you going?

A slight change of plans.

Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?

- Ok. - Great.

I will email you a map quest link.

So let's review.

I am nowhere closer getting a present for rodge.

And I am climbing the walls.

Because where the hell are the test results?

Bradford, hi.

- What'd I do? - Nothing.

She's been white knuckling all day

waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.

- You didn't hear? - What? No.

What... what... what did I not hear?

- What? - It got delayed.

It should be out by tomorrow. I'm sorry.

- I know it's hard to wait. - No, this is fine.

One day, two days, a week, what does it matter?

- It's totally fine. - Yep.

- Dinner's almost ready. - Thanks.

Are you sure I can't help?

It is all under control, so just rest.

I can tell you're still angry with me.

It's just that it is a stressful situation, ok?

But it's gonna be fine.

I'm... i'm... I'm dealing with it.

I know I'm not as strong as you are,

but you don't have to treat me like a child.

- I'm not. - Yes, you are.

That woman conned me,

and it happens with old people all the time.

But this is not about you being old, mom.

You have been like this my whole life.

You trust everyone. You let dad walk all over you.

And you... you fall for every sob story you hear.

I happen to believe most people are good.

Well, I used to believe that,

and then I got out into the real world

and realized that I was completely under prepared.

I will not make that mistake with my kids.

I will make sure that they are safe

and that they know what is out there.

The guest room is made up

with warm milk on the bedside table.

Thank you.

You are the best best friend and the best second best friend

- a man could hope for. - Of course.

And I know it's really scary, but she's going to be ok.

Yeah.

I don't know if you guys know this about me,

but I get into trouble quite often.

I know, I know. Yes, no, but it's true.

I don't think things through. I'm very impulsive.

You know, people are always telling me, "Randy",

"you're so handsome and brilliant,

but, you know, you are not cautious enough."

But I didn't listen.

And now chastity is in danger,

and it's because of my foolishness.

Well, it's not entirely your fault,

and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight,

so you should get some rest,

and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.

Yes.

You are very wise, like an owl in a cartoon.

Ok.

Yes.

Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?

Yeah, he was trying to get on a plane,

but no surprises, he's on a no-fly list,

so he's taking a bus.

I'll tell you this. Our lives are never boring.

No, they are not.

John Nolan.

- He did what? - What's happening?

You kidnapped the love of my life, sweet chastity,

so here is the ransom,

except you will never see $1 of this money,

because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.

Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.

Randy, what are you doing?

Turning the tables.

This will let us listen in

on your conversation with Priscilla.

Mija, I've seen "the sopranos."

I know what a wire is.

Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?

- Priscilla made contact? - Last night.

- Emilia, you look so nice. - Thank you.

- It's my undercover outfit. - You go, girl.

Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning

with Priscilla at my house.

My mom will pretend to be interested

in putting it in a trust.

We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.

I know.

Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.

I'm wearing a wire.

Like "the sopranos."

That's what I said.

Ok, Mrs. Lopez, are you sure you want to do this?

Do what?

Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house?

Mami, we just need to know that you understand the risks.

Listen, this puta messes with my friend

and thinks I'm not gonna do something about it?

Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.

All right, let's do this.

Hey. Hey!

You tell your clients

they crossed the line coming after my kid.

- Sean, I don't know... - shut up!

It is taking every ounce of willpower I have

not to put you in the hospital right now.

The da's office will not be dropping charges

against Colin burns.

In fact, I'm gonna make prosecuting

the eastern front my own personal mission.

They're all going down.

Now get the hell out of my face.

Walk.

Hey.

Is everything ok?

No. No, it's not ok.

I just ruined my son's life.

You had no choice.

You know that doesn't make it sting any less.

Look, I'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day.

There's a bed open at a rehab up in the valley,

and they said if I get my son there before noon, it's his.

So... Will you cover for me today?

Yeah, of course.

Thanks, Wes.

Mami, say something to test the microphone.

All that money, and you and Wesley

can't hire a cleaning lady.

You don't need to yell, and we have one.

Well, the microphone works.

It's show time, mami. Put your game face on.

I never take it off.

You must be Priscilla.

- Yes. - Come in.

- Anything I can get you? - No, thank you.

Wow, what a beautiful home.

Well, it's not what I would have done,

but I guess it works.

Really, mami?

My husband, he made all the design choices.

Bless his soul.

And so you own the house outright?

Yes. Paid it off last year.

She's doing so well.

It took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.

Good for you.

So here is the paperwork we discussed.

I'm sorry, I forgot my glasses.

Can you just explain to me what this document says?

Smart move, Emilia.

So signing this will put the house into a trust,

and what that will do is make it so your family can forgo

the whole probate process after you're gone,

saving them all kinds of time and money

while they're still mourning you.

And I still get to live here until I die?

Of course.

There it is.

That must be my daughter.

I... I didn't know you were expecting company.

- I'll get out of your hair. - No, no, that's fine.

She wants to meet you.

Hi, Priscilla. Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.

You're under arrest for fraud.

Guy was driving down Wilshire with an rpg

in the gun rack of his pickup truck.

This is the second nutjob we've arrested this morning.

They all came to la to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.

Which means there's probably five times more

still out there.

You need to get Randy to call it off.

I tried.

But Randy believes the pressure will

force the kidnappers to play ball,

and I don't know that he's wrong, which is weird,

because, really, Randy is so wrong.

They made contact.

My pressure campaign, it worked.

Are we ready to trace it?

Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.

Ok, and... and I will stand in front of this background

so they don't know where I am.

Ooh, places, everyone.

They'll bounce a signal around several ip addresses,

so keep them talking. Got it?

Yes, I'm skip tracer Randy. I have the gift of the gab.

Hello.

Skip tracer Randy here.

How... hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.

The price has tripled.

Fine, I don't care.

Just show me she's ok.

I want to know she's all right.

She's fine.

You got one hour to send us $15 million in Bitcoin,

or she'll stop being fine.

I understand.

I will send as quickly as I can.

Chastity, my love.

I don't understand.

Was that long enough?

No. I'm sorry.

What was that she was doing at the end with her right hand?

I think she signed something.

Can you... can you play it back?

Mall.

It can't be a functioning mall.

That place looked abandoned.

I bet it's the stone field mall.

That place has been shut down for a year.

Perfect place to go underground with a hostage.

- Right. - Ok.

You wait here.

We got this.

You're doing the right thing, buddy.

Listen to me.

I'm proud of you, Logan.

Your mom and I are going to be with you every step

of the way, no matter what.

Yeah, right.

But I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, pops,

because I don't really have a problem.

I've just made a few bad decisions,

but, I could totally get better on my own without rehab.

- So i... - Hey, hey.

No, no, no, no, no. Listen to me.

We talked about this, all right?

This place is going to make you better, I promise.

You stay strong. Keep your head in the game.

- You're going to be fine, ok? - Ok.

You got this.

Get down!

Control, this is 7-Adam-19.

We hear gunshots north of sunset.

Stay in the car.

Stay down!

Let me see your hands!

- Freeze! - That is Sean del monte.

Driver's down. Passenger's on foot.

Logan, it's ok, buddy. We're good.

It's all right. Come on, get out.

We're good.

Hey.

My son's been shot! Get an ambulance!

The second the money lands, we drop the girl and take off.

The money's gonna be automatically split up

into three fresh accounts, one for each of us.

Then we go our separate ways.

All right, we need to establish a perimeter

while SWAT does their initial recon.

Get the full triage kit ready in case it's bad.

- Hey. - Hi.

Those have got to be Randy's vigilantes.

They must have heard about our operation on the police radio.

Well, we gotta stop them.

They're gonna get chastity killed.

Hey!

Wait, is that... my god.

Chastity?

You're kidding me.

How did you get away?

They were too busy patting themselves on the back

about being geniuses that they totally forgot about me,

so I rescued myself.

- Yeah, you did. - Where were they holding you?

In the back of an old department store,

mid mall, ground level.

There's three of them, Ivan, Wayne, and Maddox.

I'm so glad you're ok.

Yeah, I'm fine. How's Randy?

He's worried sick. Let's get you in the ambulance,

- and I'll call him. - Yeah.

This is now a cleanup operation.

- No friendlies left inside. - Yes, sir.

All right, let's do it.

Why aren't we shooting them?

Shooting policy is clear.

We need probable cause they might commit a felony.

And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?

No, it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest

nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest.

That includes using their weapons,

so shooting armed civilians is not company policy.

They are interfering with police operations.

They come at us, all bets are off.

Target down.

On your 6:00!

Police! Get off the bike!

Take cover!

Cuff him, boot.

Jesus, let's get outta here.

You were supposed to be watching her, man!

Police, show me those hands!

Whoa, whoa. Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go!

Cuff that one too, boot.

- Go left. - Roger.

It's over!

Clearly, you are trapped.

Otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me,

which means you want to get out of here,

you gotta go through me.

Now, you listen very carefully.

I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range,

and I am sighted on your position,

which means if you decide to fight your way out,

your chances of getting shot are 100%.

So throw out your gun,

get on the ground, arms and legs spread.

Do not move.

Control, suspect in custody.

Code 4.

I am not gonna lie, I am super surprised that worked.

Hey, I came as soon as I heard.

- Is... is Logan... - Yeah, he's gonna be ok.

Kristina's in there with him now.

The bullet just grazed his neck,

but if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know?

But it wasn't. You protected him.

And now the LAPD is gonna come down

on the eastern front like an avalanche.

Yeah.

Look, Wes, I'm dropping out of the da's race.

There's gonna be a press conference in the morning.

I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.

I think right now, I just need

to stay out of the spotlight, you know?

You're making the right call, Sean.

I know.

You're a good dad.

Thank you both for everything.

Please, honestly, you did all the work.

Very impressive.

Randy, you seem distracted.

Yes, I'm trying to remember the password

for my Bitcoin wallet.

- You forgot the password? - Today was very stressful.

- All right. - Snuffleupagus.

Chastity, would it be possible

to remain your sugar daddy

without having any actual sugar?

No, I'm sorry.

No, I completely understand. In fact, I'm a bit relieved.

Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.

Yes.

Why don't we let her get some rest?

Yes, of course.

Good news is I already paid for sergeant Bradford's

special thank you surprise, so yippee-ki-yay.

Bradford, you got someone here to see you,

says he knows Randy.

Perfect.

Hey, kiké Hernández.

What? I'm a huge fan.

I'm a... what are you doing here?

Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity

for me to hang out with you for a few hours.

I guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend.

Ok, I take back almost every awful thing

I ever said about the guy.

Well, you got me for the next three hours.

So what are we doing?

I got a mitt in my truck.

You want to play catch like we're in "field of dreams"

or something?

Well, I mean, yeah, if you don't mind.

I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove.

- Never leave home without one. - Let's do it.

Ooh, Leah is finally out.

Ooh, that child is like you at night.

Don't want to miss a thing.

Believe me, I am aware

I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.

And, mom, I... I know that I have been

hard on you these last few days.

It's just that you and I see the world very differently.

But that does not mean that you are not strong.

It is a superpower to still see the good in people

even after they have taken advantage of you.

Well, it's a certain kind of superpower

to see all the darkness and evil in the world

and choose to still try to make a difference.

I admire that in you, Nyla.

Thank you, mom.

And I am grateful that you are you.

Ok.

So I, um... I wrote you a song for your birthday.

That's amazing.

How did I not know you play guitar?

I don't.

So it's gonna be rough, like, really rough.

- Ok. - And it's in Spanish.

It's already my favorite song.

Ooh... let me start all over again. It's, um...

Sorry, I really tried. And I just learned

these chords last night, so it's not even finished.

It's beautiful.

You're beautiful.

How about we finish it together?

Maybe I can play it on tour.

Wait, you're going on tour?

Europe and scandinavia just got confirmed.

That's... that's so exciting.

Are you playing in Paris?

Please tell me you're playing in Paris

because I will totally come visit.

We will not be in Paris.

We will be in kiruna.

It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.

How does 19 hours of daylight sound?

Bright.

Yeah.

I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets.

And we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.

But right now, we have a song to finish.

So tell me about it. What was it?

- It's... well, it's... - here first?

Para.

Checking the time isn't gonna get

that list posted any faster.

What is taking so long?

I mean, grey should have posted the list like

like, minutes ago.

Ok. God.

Ok, you know this, but it's gonna be ok,

no matter what that piece of paper says.

I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism

from you right now. I just really need to know.

My gosh, hi.

- Breathe, chen. - Yes, sorry.

My god.

I don't think I can look.

Do you want me to look for you?

Yes.

No, um... yeah. Yes, please.

Thank you.

- Lucy. - Yeah?

Look.

Typical a student.

Nervous you're gonna fail,

even when you're top of the class.

- I did it. - Of course, you did it.

Congratulations, chen.

You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.

What? A sergeant position is open here?

- On the night shift. - That... that

ok. That's great.

Is it possible to trade or any...?

- No. - Yeah, that's

again, congratulations, sergeant.

Thank you, sir.

Damn it.