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All rise.
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Criminal court part two
is now in session.
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The honorable...
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And semi-mystical,
Harold T. Stone presiding.
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All right, sit down.
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Nobody even blinked.
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I guess they're used to you.
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- You mean...?
- The thrill is gone, yes, sir.
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Uh, here's the docket.
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Now all we need are the attorneys.
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Bull, where are Dan and Billie?
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Not here, Your Honor.
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They had to run to city hall.
They're both up for an appointment...
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...with the new commission
on crime and youthful offenders.
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- Then maybe they're stuck in traffic.
- Yeah.
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I know, I know, I'm late.
I am terribly sorry, forgive me.
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I am ashamed, I beg your apology...
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...and I promise the court
that it will never happen again.
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Dan's not here, either.
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Can you believe his nerve,
keeping us waiting like this?
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- How'd the interview go, counselor?
- Not bad.
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I think I demonstrated a lot of knowledge
about crime problems and kids.
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Great. What about Dan?
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He took another approach.
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Fielding, Fielding, Fielding.
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Fielding, Fielding, Fielding.
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- Fielding, Fielding, Fielding.
- All right. Let me down.
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Come on, guys, let me down.
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- Fielding.
- Ha, ha.
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- Hi.
- You're late.
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I know, and I tried to tell them.
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Doesn't it do your heart good
to see such an outpouring of affection?
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You paid those kids.
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- Not yet, he hasn't.
- Hey, later.
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What a lovely gang of lads, huh?
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And surprisingly affordable too, I'll bet.
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Well, they do receive a small stipend...
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...but it's part of a work-study program
that I established.
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- You're buying their support.
- No, no, no.
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I'm teaching them
that I can buy their support.
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Say, what about that first case, huh?
Bull.
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What do we got, Mac?
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Seven counts of lewd and immoral conduct,
five counts of prostitution...
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...couple of counts of intent
to commit acts of prostitution.
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- Whoa, all by one person?
- No, sir, we have four defendants.
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People v. Tawny LaBelle...
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... Cynthia Peters, Pattie Valentine,
and my wife.
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- Well...
- Quon Le, what the hell is this all about?
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Hi, Mac.
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That is my husband.
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You never mentioned being married.
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Oh, yes. Four months ago.
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But I haven't seen him
since the wedding.
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- This what they call an open relationship?
- Excuse me...
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Actually, Mac is just sort of
temporarily acting in the role of spouse.
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That's all we did,
and we got busted for it.
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- Well, perhaps...
- Mac and Quon Le are legally married.
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It's a formality,
so she can stay in the country.
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- Well, isn't that illegal?
- Well, of course it is.
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Say, when did I lose control?
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- Right off the bat, huh?
Your Honor.
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Miss Young.
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As far as I can tell, Quon Le just happened
to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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It's true.
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I had no place to stay...
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...so my new American friends
let me be their roommate.
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According to this report, they let
the entire merchant fleet be their roommate.
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My clients have indicated
they'd be willing to plead no contest...
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...on the first three charges
provided prosecution drops the rest.
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- Agreed.
- Peachy.
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Court finds the defendants guilty.
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All the defendants?
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Correction,
Quon Le Duc is found not guilty...
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...by reason of excessive innocence.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Now, as for Tawny and the Tawnettes here,
let's make it 10 days.
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- Oh, come on.
Bull.
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Uh, could I, sir?
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- Yeah, go talk to her. We'll have a short...
- Recess.
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Sorry, sir, I...
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Forget it.
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So how was it with somebody else?
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Okay, let's go.
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Say, you're sexy.
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I know, it's a curse.
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Quon Le, how'd you wind up
with those bimbos?
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When we got married, I thought you had
an apartment on the Lower East Side.
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I did, but I had to move
after the men broke in.
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Somebody broke into your apartment?
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- To put the fire out.
- You had a fire?
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- Yes. My drapes started burning.
- How did that happen?
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Sparks from the couch.
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Which was in flames because?
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The microwave exploded.
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Due to an erroneous setting while...
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Heating a can of Cheez Whiz.
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Oh, my God.
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I was trying to make fondue.
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Oh, Quon Le.
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I lost everything, Mac.
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The Ginsu knives,
my Civil War chess set...
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...my special record albums
not available in any store.
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Why don't I give you money,
help you back on your feet?
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You don't have to do that.
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- Come on, you obviously got bills and stuff.
- Yes, a few bills...
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Okay, then don't be embarrassed,
how much do you need?
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- Eighteen thousand.
- Eighteen thousand.
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Eighteen thousand?
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Of these?
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What do you think of the new choppers?
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- I wouldn't delude myself if I were you.
- You can't be as qualified as I am.
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- Integrity is what I'm talking about.
- Who is it?
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- Billie!
- Dan!
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Come on in.
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- I knocked first.
- I was here first.
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- You were not.
- I was.
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Hi, guys.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Something you need?
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Your blessing.
- Excuse me?
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It's about the appointment
on the commission.
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Yes, sir. They've narrowed it down
to three finalists.
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Me, her,
and some joker from the Bronx.
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Well, congratulations.
That's quite an honor, isn't it?
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To have two out of the three chosen
from our truck stop on the road to justice.
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Yes, indeed, sir,
and I am sure that it is a...
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A reflection on the brilliant leadership
you provide here at court.
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I would be honored
if you could see your way clear...
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...to endorse my candidacy.
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I'd be glad to write a letter
of recommendation for both of you.
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No.
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No, what?
- No, sir.
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You see, it has to be one or the other.
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Otherwise, it's gonna look like a form letter,
and it won't carry any weight with them.
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Sir, for once, she's right.
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As I see it,
this is an either-or situation.
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Her or me.
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And may the best man win.
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You guys are putting me in a tough spot.
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I mean, basically, you're asking me
to choose between you.
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Well, Harry, I don't think
that should be so difficult.
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Slit skirt, no fair.
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The court finds the defendant guilty with a
two-day suspended sentence and a $50 fine.
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And, Mr. Conway,
remember that a funeral at St. Pat's...
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...is no place for a singing telegram.
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Bull.
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Notice how effortlessly
I cornered the defendant?
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Dan, the man was wearing
a chicken suit in a cathedral.
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Missed the freedom-of-religion angle,
didn't you?
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Okay, that's lunch, everybody.
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Your Honor,
about the letter of recommendation...
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I haven't made my decision yet, Dan.
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Fine. Oh, hey, I understand.
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Take your time. Do not rush into this.
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I'm sure your decision will be fair and just,
per your usual standards.
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I'll be in my office.
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In a diabetic coma.
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I think I'm through, Mac.
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Oh, they get you processed out okay?
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I even got copies of my picture.
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- See, one for each of us.
- Oh.
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Yeah.
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I'll just trim out the prisoner number.
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Well, goodbye, Mac.
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Goodbye.
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Wait a minute.
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How about... How about lunch?
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Thanks. But I can't.
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- I have to find a place to live.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
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Well, wait.
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Well, where you gonna go?
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I'm not sure.
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Shelter, mission.
I hear the park is nice this time of year.
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Oh, Quon Le.
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Look, you can't stay with me.
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I know, Mac.
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Besides, I would never
ask such an imposition...
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...of my husband.
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God bless you.
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You don't mean it, so don't say it.
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Thank you.
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I've made my decision, guys.
Come on in.
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We'll let you know.
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I got it. I got it.
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Ugh.
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Whee.
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Hey, Mac, wanna grab a bite to eat?
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I am scum.
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Okay.
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No, I'm even lower than scum,
I am bread mold.
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I'm not so hungry now.
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How cruel can one person be?
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There's this guy in Passaic
that took a meat cleaver...
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Bull, do you know what I just did?
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Does it involve animals?
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I just kicked Quon Le out of here.
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- How come?
- Exactly.
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Exactly. What did she do to deserve that?
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The kid doesn't have a penny
to her name...
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...and I just turned her loose
to the vultures in the street.
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Yeah.
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I gotta go find her.
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She's probably out there
getting beat up by some creep...
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...who wants to steal
the caps off her teeth.
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Mac?
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Thank you for sharing that.
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What took you so long?
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Got a minute?
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I thought you took it
a little too calmly before.
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How could you do it, Harry?
How could you give it to him?
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That man is a walking slag heap.
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That may be,
but he's a well-qualified slag heap.
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- You like him better!
- Billie.
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Whatever we happen to think
of Dan's personality...
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...the fact remains
that he is a well-qualified attorney...
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...who has several more years experience
at criminal cases than you...
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...so taking everything into consideration,
I felt I had to give the nod to him.
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Well, fine.
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And also taking everything
into consideration, Your Honor...
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...I have decided to transfer
to someone else's courtroom.
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After all, there must be some place
where I rate a little higher...
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...than a colleague
with the ethics of a dung beetle.
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Billie.
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Billie, come on.
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Billie, I know you're a little miffed
right now, but please don't...
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...run your fingernails down the door.
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Penny for your thoughts.
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There you go again,
throwing your money around.
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Sorry, I only wish to know
why you tell me we should talk...
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...and then say nothing.
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I'm going over my options in my mind.
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- Option?
- Yeah.
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See, A, you move in with me,
and I owe $ 18,000...
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...B, you don't move in with me,
and I owe $ 18,000.
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- There is no C?
- Uh-huh.
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I get hit by a bus, and I die...
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...owing $ 18,000.
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It is not you who owes money, Mac,
it is I.
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Yeah, but you see, you're my wife.
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And the law says what's yours is mine,
and what's mine is yours.
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Even love?
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- What?
- I love you, Mac.
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Oh, Quon Le.
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And I miss you.
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- Quon Le...
- Yes, Mac?
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00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,302
I missed you too.
248
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:57,179
I guess I didn't realize how much
until I saw you again tonight.
249
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:02,754
Come on, let's have some lunch and talk.
250
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:06,789
- I'll buy.
- Oh, you'll buy?
251
00:15:07,795 --> 00:15:10,525
Don't leave home without it.
252
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,665
I thought it was a law.
253
00:15:14,835 --> 00:15:17,099
- No law?
No law.
254
00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:23,404
Yeah, come on in.
255
00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:34,243
You ever see Premature Burial
with Ray Milland?
256
00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:37,421
Billie did that.
257
00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:42,585
I know. I saw her down at the cafeteria
digging timbers out of her fingers.
258
00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:46,995
Bull, I'm telling you, I expected her
to be disappointed by my recommendation...
259
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:50,694
...but the way she reacted
was just totally off the wall.
260
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:54,329
- Can I say something off the record?
- Sure.
261
00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:57,072
You're a little dense.
262
00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:01,245
How about we go back on the record?
263
00:16:01,415 --> 00:16:03,007
She thinks you don't like her.
264
00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:06,084
But my not giving her the recommendation
was nothing personal.
265
00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:07,720
Yeah, not to you.
266
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:11,324
But she wanted you to say,
"You're doing a good job, Billie."
267
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:15,360
She wanted you to say,
"I like the way you do things."
268
00:16:15,529 --> 00:16:19,465
We all want approval
from somebody we care about and respect.
269
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:23,399
And, Harry, she cares about you.
270
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:26,004
And she respects you.
271
00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:28,764
Goodbye.
272
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:31,702
Bull.
273
00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:34,973
How did you get so smart, anyway?
274
00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:40,744
I've had some rough lessons in life, sir.
275
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:45,858
And I've used those experiences to learn,
and grow and survive.
276
00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:50,557
But mostly, it's from watching Donahue.
277
00:16:54,902 --> 00:16:56,631
More pickle chips?
278
00:16:56,804 --> 00:17:00,433
No, those soda crackers
filled me right up.
279
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,371
Mac, I am very sorry
I am the cause of all your troubles.
280
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,239
Oh, come on, come on.
281
00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:08,347
You're not the cause of all my troubles.
282
00:17:08,515 --> 00:17:12,508
Although, you've sure helped me
to forget what the others might be.
283
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,419
What's a wife for?
284
00:17:14,588 --> 00:17:16,249
Yeah, right.
285
00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:19,586
Quon Le.
286
00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:24,926
If we actually live together
as husband and wife...
287
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:27,596
I said if.
288
00:17:28,102 --> 00:17:30,400
- We'd have lots of problems.
289
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,869
All newlyweds have problem.
290
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,600
Who told you that?
291
00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:35,799
Bull.
292
00:17:35,976 --> 00:17:38,774
A man named Phil told him.
293
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,014
Quon Le, but we'd have extra problems.
294
00:17:42,182 --> 00:17:45,549
Because even though America
is the land of liberty and all that...
295
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:49,314
...some people haven't accepted the idea
of two people from different races...
296
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,458
...living together as man and wife.
297
00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:53,955
Can you accept it?
298
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:57,325
Well, of course I can accept it,
but it's because I love you.
299
00:17:58,065 --> 00:17:59,555
Aw.
300
00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:06,666
That is the first time
you said you love me.
301
00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:09,408
Quon Le...
302
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:13,112
...there's a chance it could get ugly.
303
00:18:13,647 --> 00:18:15,171
Mac...
304
00:18:15,716 --> 00:18:20,744
...I have lived with war
ever since I was 5 years old.
305
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:26,355
My home was destroyed,
most of my family were killed.
306
00:18:26,727 --> 00:18:32,097
And I have lived with that horror
every single day of my life.
307
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:37,428
Tell me, can it get any uglier than that?
308
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,545
I can't stand living in a messy apartment.
309
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:50,774
Cleaning is my hobby.
310
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:54,079
Well, not to mention, I like to watch
a lot of sports on TV.
311
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,347
Go, Cubbies.
312
00:18:57,925 --> 00:19:01,827
Plus, I like three eggs scrambled
every day for breakfast.
313
00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:04,259
You have them any way you like.
314
00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:06,695
I don't know how to cook.
315
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,705
Oh, what the hell, Quon Le.
316
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,602
If you think you can put up with me...
317
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,003
I can put up with you.
318
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:17,643
Say okay.
319
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:24,307
Okay.
320
00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:26,817
But the first thing we gotta do
when we get home...
321
00:19:26,987 --> 00:19:31,185
...is to sit down and figure out exactly
what that 18,000 bucks went for.
322
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:33,724
- Agreed.
- Fine.
323
00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:44,202
Did I mention the Buick?
324
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,304
Hi, Billie.
325
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:55,948
Judge Stone.
326
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:58,812
Okay, I know you're not too thrilled
with me right now...
327
00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:02,752
...but I'd like to show you
what I have here in my robe.
328
00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:05,583
Don't you dare.
329
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:10,661
- What is it?
- Sort of a letter of recommendation.
330
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:12,924
Thought you could take it with you.
331
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,533
Read it.
332
00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:25,308
"To whom it may concern."
333
00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,245
I stole that.
334
00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:32,814
"Billie Young is something special."
335
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:35,346
Why beat around the bush?
336
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:40,789
"She's got a good head on her shoulders,
but more important, she's got a good heart.
337
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:44,856
She's earned the respect of her peers
and the affection of friends.
338
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:49,765
She's a sworn enemy of the smug,
and the callous, and the corrupt.
339
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:53,873
Because when it comes
to other human beings, she's a lover...
340
00:20:54,641 --> 00:20:57,166
...in the finest sense of the word.
341
00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,510
In short..."
342
00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:08,244
In short, the world is a better place
because Billie Young is in it.
343
00:21:09,356 --> 00:21:14,419
Sincerely yours, Judge Harold T. Stone.
344
00:21:21,335 --> 00:21:22,700
Harry, this is lovely.
345
00:21:24,771 --> 00:21:26,295
I don't know how to thank you.
346
00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:29,271
You could start by withdrawing
your application for transfer.
347
00:21:30,611 --> 00:21:33,045
- I never sent it in.
- How come?
348
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,341
I was afraid they'd accept it.
349
00:21:38,318 --> 00:21:41,913
Come on, I'll fix you a Bartini.
350
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:45,454
Bosco and vermouth.
351
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:47,525
- You're so crazy.
- Am not.
352
00:21:47,694 --> 00:21:49,025
- Are to.
- Am not.
353
00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:54,090
Hey, Dan.
354
00:21:54,268 --> 00:21:56,964
Pick a card, any card. Aha!
355
00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:06,034
Is it just my imagination,
or are you a little less than chipper?
356
00:22:06,213 --> 00:22:07,680
I just found out it's all over.
357
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:11,306
They gave my spot on the commission
to the other guy.
358
00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:13,180
What about my recommendation?
359
00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:15,880
Toilet paper.
360
00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:19,822
I've got a friend inside.
361
00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:23,258
He said the board chairman
thought you were too young...
362
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:26,797
...and far too flaky to be taken seriously.
363
00:22:27,534 --> 00:22:31,129
- You mean, l...?
- Destroyed my career, yes.
364
00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:34,096
Well, we do what we can.
365
00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:38,404
You know, I just can't believe they gave it
to that joker from the Bronx.
366
00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:39,670
Dan Fielding?
367
00:22:39,846 --> 00:22:40,870
What?
368
00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:43,175
I'm the joker from the Bronx.
369
00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:47,446
You... You mean, you...?
Oh, well, Father...
370
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,050
Congratulations.
371
00:22:51,224 --> 00:22:52,452
Thank you.
372
00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:54,025
Where's Ms. Young?
373
00:22:54,194 --> 00:22:56,890
I wanted to congratulate her
on a race well run.
374
00:22:57,064 --> 00:22:58,929
She's well thought of down at city hall.
375
00:22:59,099 --> 00:23:00,293
She's got a big future.
376
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,958
Uh, heh. Well, what about me?
377
00:23:03,136 --> 00:23:08,073
Oh, I heard about you too,
and believe me, I know you're going places.
378
00:23:09,509 --> 00:23:11,238
Think hot.
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